So why is Nintendo leaving out million of players from playing their newest game? Aren’t they in the brink of bankruptcy? They should be trying to make as much as they can
>polygon
>playable>when 30% is the actual gameplayWasn't even playable to begin with
>>745561691How nice of Polygon to give a voice to 3rd world poorfags
How is it unplayable? I'm not giving them clicks.
>>745561691>Polygon STILL cannot get over the fact that Nintendo blackballed them for piracy/reporting on union bustingIt was like four years ago, get over it
>>745561691Based, no poorfags allowed.
>>745561691Nobody was “playing” it to begin withIt’s releasing a few days before Wolverine, it will be raped and gaped just like Zelda with GTA6
>>745561878This.
i have fire nigger fatigue
I'm not buying a 500 dollar console to play 1 random anime weeb game.
>>745561878Probably because it's not on Switch.
>>745561882qrd?>>745561878>>745561965>>745561836>>745561765seething incels
>>745561878Because it's an exclusive. I'm not kidding. That's how bad Polygon is.>>745561836>>745561943not about the price
>>745561691>FEDamn, unfortunately nobody with white skin gives a fuck about it.
>>745562024Within like two weeks in 2021, Polygon both:>Filed a FOIA request for a labor dispute that Nintendo of America was dealing with>Reported on Metroid Dread being leaked and in that article told people how to emulate it, before it even came outSecond was justifiably something to blackball them over but the first was more frustrating to Nintendo
>>745562024bootlicker
>>745562140how DARE they be journalists!
>>745562232The first thing is journalism, the second is spite
>>745562232This but unironically
>>745562031>not about the price>WAH WHY ISN'T IT ON SWITCH 1just get a switch 2>I CAN'T AFFORD IT
>>745562518There’s no reason why it couldn’t be on shitch 1, it runs at 30 fpsHell, tendies don’t even buy fire emblem, they may as well make it multiplat and release it on steam and ps5
>>745562619>runs at 30fps.on Switch 2i dunno retardo-kun that sounds like a pretty good reason for it not being on Switch 1.
>>745561691this literally only effects turd worlders, even someone in a first world country on government benefits can afford to buy this shit. who cares if some little brown sea can't afford a tendie machine
>>745561816is actually 33% and that's not all the gameplay, is 33% battles and 33% dating sim resource management which is gameplay, that's 66% gameplay
>Moviegames are okay when my heckin friendrino shitendo does it
>>745561691>Aren’t they in the brink of bankruptcy?On your delusions Maybe
>>745562232Encouraging crime is illegal, they are luck they didn't wind up in prison.
>>745561951Imagine being a stupid snoy
>>745562619>port beggingSad
>>745561878It's full of ugly brown characters that nobody wants to look at.
>>745562619>it runs at 30 fpsSo you want to play it at 10fps just so you can play it on a decade old console? Get your money up brown
>>745561878Switch 2 only
>>745562897>dating sim resource managementKek
>>745561878It's a fucking nothingburger because of course a game journo website has to meet their quota for the day.I hate AI but I'll tolerate its presence if it lets me scrape clickbait content and avoid giving these fuckers ad revenue.
>>745563747yes that's literally what fire emblem is and why it managed to survive as a series. it damn sure isn't known for its tactical combat
Ban twitter screencap threads
>>745561691>1 year in>This is the closest to a killer app on the Switch 2
>>745562024I cant imagine the kind of afterbirth scraped off the hospital floor it takes to defend an "article" like this
The shitshow that was the ps4/xone to ps5/xseries transition made people forget that intergen transition isn't supposed to last more than a yearSwitch 2 is honest, it's cheaper than the switch when adjusted to inflation, it's more capable relative to the standards of its time and the switch's lifespan was longer than typical phones or laptops, from 2027 onward there's only you to blame if you're a fan of a nintendo series and don't have a switch
>>745564515Bananza and Splatoon Raiders are peak vidya thoughbeitever
>>745564215Wow, I've seen some shitty clickbait headlines, but this really takes the cake.
I look forward to the day when Nintendo blacklists Polygon like they did Kotaku
>>745562140the second one was Kotaku which got them blacklisted by Nintendo.
I'll be honest. If this was on switch 1 i would pirate the shit out of it
>>745564215holy newfag
>>745561691to be fair you could put this shit on a phone no problem
>>745564623I watched a guy stream Raiders today.They're both third-rate, conceptually underdeveloped and unambitious mediocre games that would have fallen into obscurity without Nintendo IPs. Also Raiders completely shat the music compared to the previous games.If there's a BING BING WAHOO Odyssey successor I might be reeled in thoughbeitever
>Nintendo has, with a few exceptions, published three Fire Emblem games on the platforms where the series excelled.LOL
>>745561983I am.
food, water, shelter and access to brand new nintendo games for free
>>745565071>I watched a guy stream Raiders todaylmao stopped reading there
>>745561691Why the fuck can't I play FF7 Rebirth on my PS4???
>>745562619You lost ericCuckverine lost
>>745564515>snoygger scum buck broken by>one game>for 20 years>keeps trying and failing to force it on NintendoFind a hobby.
>>745563156Give 5 examples.
>>745561691Because Nintendo want to force everyone to the Switch 2 now that switch 1 production will be ending because of the laws in the EU requiring all consoles and electronics to have removable battery. Nintendo will later end switch 1 in other countries too after that.
>>745564515You belong in the gristmill with the other peasants, snoytard
>>745564515As someone that played splatoon 3 shill my why I would want splatoon raiders, what's the appeal?>>745565442Nintendo has better games in general but they don't have shit now. I speak as someone that just plays shit they released on PC.
>>745565654retard
They mean to say everyone who isn't american or indian.
>>745564845>Titania>Laura>Tanith>Sigrun>Fiona>Nailah>Petrine>Astrid>Calill>Heather>Elincia>Jill>Marcia
>>745561691the game that wrote this article gets multiple threads here made about the shit he writes, is he making threads about his own shit to get more traffic on his articles
How would you fix Rolf?
>>745568527Give him a horse
Fuck off.>>>/vg/
Rolling with my bros Fabio, Goliath, and Jester.
>>745568527>units using 1-2 weapons are counterable by bows at melee rangeHow about that? Now if an enemy wants to hit Rolf for free they have to switch to their steel axe.
>>745561691What an ass article
>>745561691>Aren’t they in the brink of bankruptcy?Not even close. Where the fuck did you get that idea?
>>745561691>Community noteFucking kek.
Cutesythea
>>745568730only good thing Elon has done
Everyone that works for Polygon should be shot.
>>745568625I'll give the final blow to this nigga.
>>745568625>Our barracks fucking reek!
>>745568920I want to kiss her neck.
>>745568972I want to bite her neck
Only (or still) 30 days to go
>the five favela monkeys who are FE fans can't afford a Switch 2 and the game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyBJJI2eqs
cai is going to ntr you, you know that right?
>>745569113Not if I rearrange his butthole with my bird-cock.
>>745569113No, because I am not playing this nigger game
>>745569106I'm a favela monkey with a switch 2 though
>>745569106god, i cant wait to see the cucked ending.
so NTRchads, will FW be the NTR kino that we deserve?
>>745569390I've never seen a drawfag get thoroughly cucked in real time.
>>745561691>polygonYikes.
Feels good to own a Switch 2
>>745569390you'll watch it on youtube because you're a secondary who lives in a third world country :^)
>>745568993Dietrich...
why are fwiggers so mad about the ntr stuffs?
>>745568625Who is this clown ass
>>745569690hortensia's husband
>>745569670>just let him fuck your wife bro what's the big deal
Fifre emblem
>>745569752exactly. vfeg must become better men
【Divine Position】Soreru (CV: Kazutaka Ishii) One of the gods of Dagda, the god who governs the sun. As the proxy of "Divine Might Emperor" Dagda, who has fallen into a long slumber, he reigns over the seat of the "Divine Might Pontiff" that rules the empire. ●Likes: Board games
>>745564215At what point does clickbait journalism pass the line of borderline criminalLike what if this was a subject that actually mattered and not vidya james, it could move markets
>>745561691>>745569850>solel in the OP and he gets an updatewhoa...
>>745569850he's gonna cuck you with sothis isnt he?
>>745569850oh shidwe back?
>>745569850intern-kun finally came back from the store
>>745569850>As the proxy of "Divine Might Emperor" Dagda, who has fallen into a long slumberwaitis dagda lore just isekai'd duma
>>745569850Cai's dad
>>745569850>the next two weeks are just going to be updates for every god
>>745569850Oh shit, it's already that late huh? We're back too, nice.
>>745569850>A scene where Sorel declares the opening of the "Dugusion Great Sword Fighting Festival." The purpose of this tournament is to offer a sacred battle among the powerful warriors gathered from all over Dugza, thereby prompting the awakening of Emperor Dugza.
The Sunbearer, a pillar of the Dagdan pantheon. A logical and capable leader.The Divine Sovereign and current ruler of Dagda, an empire where gods and mortal nations coexist.
>>745570039i think i like that second god
>>745561983I literally did just that. I'd never do it for anything with the same putrid artstyle as 3H though.
>>745569195>Cai cucked anon out of the entire gameLMAO
Bros before hoes
Dagda will just be nuNemesis.
>>745569850>Likes: Board gamesExcellent, we have another player.
>>745569850English VA is “Jonah Scott”. I originally thought it was Chris Hackney, and now my schizo theory about the NDAs is still alive.
>>745569850"This scene depicts Sorell declaring the opening of the "Dagsion Grand Gladiator Tournament."The purpose of this tournament is to awaken Emperor Dagda by offering a sacred battle between the strongest warriors gathered from all over Dagda."Video:https://x.com/FireEmblemJP/status/2089532766337880484
gecko will get her day
>>745569850>Likes: Board gamesTialla, Eshmel, Fabio and Solel would get along great.
>>745570164>The purpose of this tournament is to awaken Emperor Dagda by offering a sacred battle between the strongest warriors gathered from all over Dagda."Emperor Dagda is Majin Buu
>Fire Emblem has sold 17 million as a franchise>Super Robot Wars has sold 20 million as a franchiseIs this actually true?
Marriage with Marianne!
>teddy bear bitch giggles when he mentions the empireWho is this bitch anyway?
>>745570187>Aurora>Likes: cucking anons
>>745569850feets
>>745569850I guess the jap name is supposed to be "solaire"
>>745568527Make him a bow knight. Now he gets super canto and becomes another Astrid.
>the 3rd confirmed board game enjoyerThe reason so many characters have these seemingly random and specific interests (men, women, board games) is because you can give themed gifts to them to increase support or negotiate their recruitment.I doubt Solel is recruitable, but you might be able to support him or something. And you'll probably have to give him gifts with the "board game" flag to raise rank. But it's weird seeing so many people who are into board games, even a god.
>>745570239Nah they're both around 20 mil.
>>745570239I get "over 20" for both
Nemesis wasn't in 3 Hopes.Isn't that fucked up?
>>745569850Dagda is Fortuna, calling it now.
>>745570327Rhea had a paralogue depending on your support level. Might be something like that.
>>745569882>At what point does clickbait journalism pass the line of borderline criminalThey don't have to worry about that anymore because when Obama renewed the Patriot Act he slipped in some pork that allows journalistic entities to publish whatever the fuck they want so long as it can be argued to be pro-nationalist for the US, and everything else can go through as long as they slap an -opinion- sticker on the column. It's why none of these fuckers ever get in trouble for any of the bullshit they spew.>Like what if this was a subject that actually mattered and not vidya james, it could move marketsDid you miss how gamesjournopro was constantly pushing a fake """""""""""""""""rumor"""""""""""""""" about how Nintendo was failing and that the Switch 2 wasn't doing too well, which kept going around so much that it did in fact affect Nintendo's stock value? Did you also miss how Nintendo had to come out and make a public statement to their shareholders that what they were saying had zero evidence and was nothing more than heresay, which they proved with their quarterly report? Like I said, Patriot Act renewal of 2011. Look it up.
>FOURTEEN CENTURIES HAVE PASSED SINCE THE FOUNDING OF OUR MIGHTY DAGDAN EMPIRE>AND I CAN PROUDLY DECLARE TO THE WORLD THAT THROUGHOUT OUR LONG AND STORIED HISTORY WE HAVE THRIVED>WE OWE THIS PROSPERITY TO THE PRIESTS THAT SERVE IN OUR TEMPLES>TO THE SOLDIERS THAT KEEP THE PEACE>AND MOST OF ALL, WE OWE IT TO YOU OUR BRAVE AND NOBLE CITIZENS>BOLD WARRIORS, DRAW NOW UPON YOUR STRENGTH>HOLD FAST TO THE DEVOTION IN YOUR BEATING HEARTSThoughts on Solel's speech?
>>745570156>Game says it takes place 300 years later after the events of Three HousesI'm gonna laugh if Dinitri, Claude, and Edelgard are ghosts, calls Eshmael teacher as he was Byleth in a previous life and tells him to save the 4 lords and prevent an all out war like they did.
>>745570369booba
>>745570327>I doubt Solel is recruitableWe've seen that he's a playable unit.
>>745570249Illiana
>>745569850https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW1rdm3IRM8thread theme
>>745570419>Game says it takes place 300 years later after the events of Three Housesretardbro...
>>745570419>300 year afterIt's not. It's before.> calls Eshmael teacher as he was Byleth in a previous lifeEshmel clearly did something bad in the past. Byleth did not. What the fuck are even these crack theories, they make zero sense whatsoever
>>745570369>better Ganondorf than TotKJUST
>>745569850>same spear>both like board gamesSo Solel is Eshmel?
>>745570504I love this song already.
>>745570164>purpose of games is to awaken dagda>balor wakes instead>we keep seeing the crest of gautier everywhere, the fissure dragon, which seems to be known as the diadem of duality in dagdaHmmm.....
>>745570573>Eshmel turns out to not be an Avatar at all and reverts to Solel later with his own writing separate from (You)too based for IS
Snoy is such a fucking dogshit jewish company. Myself and millions of PS1 players were not able to play Bloodborne on our console. Why? Greed.
>>745570239>Super Robot Wars has sold 20 million as a franchisekinda embarrassing
>>745569850>Likes: Board gameskek they're just reusing the same 5 interests because there are so many characters
>>745570573yesbut explaining female Ishmael would require some mental gymnastics
>>745561878not enough NIGGERS and lesbians
Bro if these supposed "fans" can't shell out a few hundred for a Switch 2 and a game then they clearly have much larger things to be concerned over than not being able to play some game.
>>745570678First troon character in FE
Can I get a QRD on why people don't want this game to be an official sequel to Three Houses? Why does everyone want it as a prequel instead?
>>745570678>female Ishmael would require some mental gymnasticsNot really, Eshmel is an artificial body and they just popped some soul in there (probably the Darkest Dark).
>>745570678No it wouldn't.Avatars sell well in Fire EmblemTherefore they make avatars in Fire Emblem.Where's the gymnastics
>>745570746why are you obsessed with them? This shit ain't normal
So, how bad is the localization gonna be? Think it'll be as awful as Fates or possibly even worse?
>>745570775We don't mix our desires with reality, it's not difficult, anon.
>>745570775It's irrelevant what people want. There is already enough evidence to say it's a prequel.
>>745570775the qrd is that you're retarded.
>>745570746This already happen with MByleth and Sothis in 3H if we go by your logic
>>745570504whatever musicians they have doing the guitar are crazy good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWJIpYo3XF4
>>745570804>Add troons everywhere>W-why are you obssessed with themBesides I was just joking
Isnt it being a prequel better? If it was a sequel they would have to pick a canon ending for 3 houses and it would piss people off if their route isnt the canon one
>>745570775Nobody actually cares about the 3H connections except 3H lorefags
>>745565071>If there's a BING BING WAHOO Odyssey successor I might be reeled in thoughbeiteverThat's literally what Bananza is.
>>745570678FE dragons are canonically hermaphrodites
>>745570775The actual answer is that a lot of people don't want to see one of the 3H routes become canon since they've spent the last 7 years arguing about who was right and a canon ending could invalidate all of that.
>>745561691I finally got my S2.FW better not be shite.Also remember my sale when you shitpost about Engage sales.
>even faggots in twitter are nooooticccing the ntrkek
>Nintendo Nintendo Nintendowhat is happening to this board
>>745570541For me I’m betting Xenologue DLC of “hey Eshmel, here you can travel to the future to get units to help us.” And it’s the 3H lords. Reason why is that none of the lead VAs have spoken about it. NDA for something. Casting in both languages has avoided using prior VAs for new chars, with the exception being of Sothis being Fortuna (which was intentionally done in both languages). It’s super sussy.
>>745561691>making a game for a new console is now "making a game unplayable for millions of gamers"These fuckers never said this about any previous device.
I picked the yellow centrist team in 3 houses.
>>745570862Explain
>>745571026Nintendo has games, it's not hard to understand
>>745568625At least Engage's clown was cute.
>>745561878It has a boat load of nogs in it and journalists want it to do very well.
>>745569850>●Likes: Board gamesWait a minute, that card...
>>745571026have you seen what Sony has to offer?
>>745571010?
>>745568869Yeah, I bet you want to give him a blow, you fucking fruitcake.
>>745561691yeah too many browns
>>745571092this,
>boy lord>childhood friend mage>shota archer>older sister healer>older kniggakino
>>745569850Finally we continue the character posts, I’ve been waitinggg
>>745571042>For me I’m betting Xenologue DLC of “hey Eshmel, here you can travel to the future to get units to help us.” And it’s the 3H lords.I could believe thisNotice how the south of Fodlan is very proeminent in the world map, you can scroll the map up and see that part of Fodlan. They could just have took it off the map, but they bothered including it so I could see that.I also think there will even be some Fodlan map exploration in the DLC.
>>745570407I feel like his JP VA lacked a little oomph or gravitas compared to the english one.
>>745571127>Immediately thinking about gay shit.You have issues.
>>745571160>the black armor guard of aurora is still with caikek
>>745571160slop that you spam every thread
>>745571202whats funny about that?
finally... someone has posted a character with GREAT design
>>745571160Roy, I mean, Cai is our boy
>>745571160peter wants to hold ult's hand lol
>>745571196>deflection>projectionEmbarrassing post, gayboy.
>>745569850Hey, I’m glad to see Intern-kun is finally back
>>745571289God he's just like me
>>745571160Man, the fucking greaves/shin guards on the armors in this game. Why does EVERY nu-FE do something retarded with the armor? And I do mean EVERY one. They were so close to getting it perfect this time but they had to staple those two-by-fours on them.
>>745561691>Aren’t they in the brink of bankruptcy?Nintendo can operate for like another 50 years at a loss with every single product, what are you on about?
>>745571274Cai's our guy!
>>745571347nice one
Is it true Dietrich is a jobber and his time skip design is him becoming like Karel?
>>745571160so uhwhat's up with knigga's boots?
NTR status?
>>745571403This type of response to one fight is why IS never allowed Ephraim to lose a single fight or show any failing.
>>745571430knights have long ass shin guards I guess
>>745571403Nothing is confirmed but I can see it, he even goes from long locks to short hair too.
>>745571447>IS never allowed Ephraim to losespear lords are chadsthey don't lose
>>745571447people yearn for gary stus
>>745571447And that's why he is flawless and everybody else after him isn't
>>745571403It's all true
>>745571447Ephraim doesn't pick fights he can't win.
>>745570775Edeltards are afraid they will confirm her route is not cannon or worse, all she did was meaningless
>>745571071Not to mention GTA6 is literally the same thing, but they would never say that
>>745571523AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME, ESHMEL-SAMA!
>>745571439
After the gods, what characters do you think they will post about?
>>745571171Yep. One preview tried to scroll up and it seems oddly obscured
>>745570315Nah looks like soleil. ie Sun in french.
>>745564623>BananzaDK isn’t a system draw, not to mention people stopped talking about it after a few months>RaidersSpinoff, not a mainline title>”d-doesn’t count”Yes, they don’t count
>>745569743Kek. Why does hortensia have so many husbands?
>>745571486>spear lords are chads>they don't loseMeanwhile, VW Dimitri gets killed by a fucking grunt.
>>745571523>covered toesMY WIFE IS NOT A SLUT
>>745564215nah thats the intended purpose of ai
>>745571523>myrms even suck as lordsJesus Christ
>>745561691Its their IP. They can do what they want with it.Three Houses wasn't all that impressive to begin with having played it, all of the attention pretty much got stolen by FFXIV's Shadowbringers that summer.They definitely shouldn't have waited 7 years to produce a sequel. It has probably alienated a lot who might have been fans of that old game now.
>>745571274>cai gets a horse while roy doesn'troy lost
>>745561691Polygon is getting made fun of so much lol
>>745571623why does she look like blue celica
>>745570738
>>745571430Have you seen what FE games do with knight armor? It could be worse
>>745571647>VW Dimitri gets killed by a fucking grunt.still died like a chad
>>745569850He has a :3 smile.
>>745571637>DK isn’t a system drawIt was for me, and its still the best game on the platform. Its basically Odyssey but bigger and better>SpinoffIts better than the mainline titles. Its addicting and funI already know Fortune's Weave is going to be a banger, and could possibly dethrone Bananza for me.
>>745571523that trip is genuinely embarrassing deitrich bros what the fuck is this?
>>745571761>>>Chad
>>745571523Deja vu
>>745571647Replace him with Ephraim and he'd have solo'd Edelgard's army and all the slithers before Byleth even came back into the picture.
>Engage girls only for (you).>FW girls: older men, black men, any men, bishonen men, used goods, ntr.FE was healing but seems like we went backwards now.
>>745571523>kicks dietrich's ass>has a gun>can hadouken>super special blaze gauge that eshmel has too>talks shit to theodora>bride of (you)>has more followers than anyone else, including the actual four lordsWhy is Anatolia so OP?
>>745571793brownoids love NTR, trannies, and old men
>>745571742this is better than what fw has going on
>>745571160OH FUCK I'M GONNA fall asleep...
>>745571825this. FWiggers LOVES NTR
>>745571447Ephraim fucked his sister
>>745571793Are you just ignoring all the hot women in FW and focusing on the men? Very telling for engaygies
>>745571637If we're just talking in terms of series popularity, MKW would be the "killer app" for the system. DKB and Splatoon are just more enjoyable without any big asterisks attached, though.
>>745571319armorautists are my favorite type of FE doomer
>>745571783
>>745571793love this gym rat
>>745561691SURELY $80 WILL FIX THIS
>>745571814Anatolia is the developer's pet of this game.
>>745571860So do Ike and Seliph. It's normal for a FE lord to do this.
>>745571863Used goods and women who fuck anyone aren't hot.
>>745570746too late for that anon.
>>745571563> le church bad because Rhea halted human technological progress and fodlans borders are closed!> 4 chinese hounds drop nukes> greco-roman-egyptian gods all die and the world becomes a zombie hellscapeFW is vindicating every choice Rhea made absolutely
>>745571814main dev had Lysithea and Tharja as his waifus
>>745571894I boughted it for $70 :)Yes, I'm buying OoT remake + pro controllerNo, I'm not buying GTA VIYes, I'm selling my PS5
>>745571625guzran? bros been in every trailer latelyhim or alexandra
>>745571814>anatolia isnt chinese but has a bunch of them on her team>and a clownbut why
>>745571793I honestly will take the insanely hot women of FW, cuckoldry and all, over a midget shitter like Etie. Yeah yeah, go ahead and screencap me, but you'll have to include this Engage reaction with it.
>>745571092what does Clown Milk taste like?
>>745571929So you agree that FW girls are better
>>745571701ASSUMING thats Cais signature class and not just a generic advanced job.
>>745572005Might play Engage just for Lapis.
>>745570994>Buying the cucked version>Not emulating or using Fantl. You are literally playing an inferior version of FE.
>>745571625We're going to get bios on the four sublords even though we already have them. That will take us to release...
>>745571814Power is stored in the boobs
>>745571814Dietrich is Anatolia's bitch like Jeritza was to Lysithea.
>>745571790Ephraim would've also solo'd Edelgard's womb, something Dimitri tried and failed to do.
>>745572035She is pretty lame, even if she's cute.
>>745571742What is this blank image supposed to prove?
>>745571863>hot women in FW
>>745572005hortfag here, im gonna be real here for a moment. i like etie more than lapis.
fwiggers are pretending like the most wokeslop game in nintendo history isn't going to have a cast of 100% bisexuals. the men ALL like taking it up the ass and having cum on their face.
Seth could solo all other characters
>>745572035The only reason engaygies play engage is for the gacha designs
>>745568747this
Dagda has a cooler history than Fodlan and Dagdan women(woman) are better than Fodlan ones
>>745571635solaire is "solar" in french and fits better, soleil would be ソレイユ (Soreiyu)t.native frog
>>745572110>posting chubby cheeks colgate the irony
>>745571814did we really need TWO old chinese monks
>>745572036Check the lower right corner.Thats modded Engage. Just wanted to support Engage for being so fun.Also funny I bought the 60$ version and for some reason it seems to include all the DLC, despite me still being able to purchase FX.
>>745572112>i like etie more than lapis.is this a hot take
>>745564215>using AI when chances are it would just make up shit wholesale>instead of using fucking removepaywall or Wayback
Rangeban SEA so these threads can have 40% less shitposting.
>>745572180Yes
>>745572117massive self report
>>745572110i know you're a shitposter anon, but be reasonable. There's no way a straight person couldn't find at least a couple FW babes he'd consider hot.
>>745572182>cucking edelchud with the divine dragon queenkek
>>745571297You are literally mentally ill.
>>745572182Oh I see. Good then lol i agree. The modded version is excellent. I just disliked how badly Treehouse butchered the translation.
>>745561691This was a bad move. Anti-Nintendo sentiment isn't high enough for this kind of article to fly.
>>745572036>NOOOOOOO STOP SUPPORTING FIRE EMBLEM JUST PIRATE!!And you fags are surprised on why Engage flopped?
>>745572180yes, they're cool as fuck, rare to see male units i actually want to deploy.
>>745572228useless post
>No S supportsHard pass unless it's confirmed later.
warrior etie? hard carry
>>745572180
>>745572128I mean, I've played nearly every FE game at this point. Only ones I haven't played yet are 3H and Engage. With Engage I just was turned off by the whole ring mechanic because it looks retarded to me.
>>745572117>everyone is gayNo. And for a funny technical reason too. You can negotiate recruitments by giving characters gifts and eating meals with them in groups. So a weirdly high proportion of characters mention their heterosexuality in their likes. To get them to join you, you'll probably have to dine with them along with their preferred gender.Leda's a dyke though.
post cute janny theo
>>745572305Not much of a Classic FE fan I take it
>>745572305This game will have S Supports AND children
>>745572240Shame she is Bertrand used goods.
>>745572286I'll cum on your face if you really want me to anon :)
>>745572346cope, eshmel will defile your self insert
>>745569882this isnt the most outrageous straight up lying journos have done over the switch 2
>>745572182Who's Jeanne?
>>745572312Sniper Lyn Etie >>>>>>>
>>745572340I was just shitposting. Engage is pretty fun. I just find engage posters annoying.
>>745572391with the correct gender*
>>745572446male to male yaoi
>>745572128why do you guys come up with a new cope every thread? I played it because it was fire emblem I was scared it was gonna suck because it looked like it was aping the phone game but then it turned out to be really good
>>745572416bro, warrior lyn etie hits harded with what +5 silver greataxe with break hort
>>745572249Yeah it really sucked balls.I didn't get it because I wanted Zephia playable but when I reaf about the DLC I came back.
>>745564215Is this some sort of pathetic attempt at a "n-nintendo too!" over the shit sony does where people in over 100 countries or so are locked out of PSN and this extends to even trying to buy the PC ports of snoy slop?
>>745572356I'm an awakeningbab who then went back and played all the other FEs. 4 and Thracia in particular were kinoI just want the credits blurb of my chad thundercock MU settling down with a qt waifu.
>>745572014very cold and very delicious fresh milk...
>>745572497>newthe only new thing is you, Engage has been called gachaslop since it was announced
>>745572416When my friend played Engage his Etie got god level ups and she was his best char and did that lol
>ilianaIlyana?
>>745572563hort could give you 20 kids by 34
Warrior Etie Claude S ring>>>>>>>>>>give lyns ring to some one better
>>745572585Stop
>>745572559First game I played was Sacred Stones. I'd replay it a lot until I decided to branch out and play the other games.
>>745572613minimum
how come dignidadfags forget all the marrying waifu elements were directly inspired by FE4?
>>745572585twisted fucked up ilyana whot hates food and nourishment
>>745572585anon are you blind, it clearly says Llama.
>>745572497projecting from 3hrt troons only playing the game as a medieval persona dating simulator
>>745571783Holy shithow have I not noticed this connection
>>745572579>got god level ups>playing on hard
>>745572613anon, she's got a Clussy. she could give you 20 kids by next year.
>>745571793>(only for you)The men were also only for (you), and that's gay as shit. Also the girls were lesbians if you had a female avatar, and that's even more gay.Straight pairings is FE tradition, Engaygee.
>>745572585How many existing FE names did they re-use this time?
>>745571776>It was for meWhat applies to you doesn’t apply to everyone else, and for most everyone else, DK isn’t a big name and hasn’t been for a while. Sure this may get the ball rolling, but it’s not a sole draw in of itself>Its basically Odyssey but bigger and betterIn practice, but the truth is that it lacks the name recognition mario has. DK’s no a-lister>Its better than the mainline titlesApples to oranges, the mainline games are built off its pvp aspects while raiders is pve. It’s a nice pivot, but not the splatoon people have known for over a decade
>>745570775It doesn't matter what people want. It's not a sequel because it has been confirmed in every way possible.
>>745572585Lolyanna.https://files.catbox.moe/8anfso.jpeg
>wins the Heroic Games.
>>745572648because they dont play the games, they just wank to their video essays
>>745572715>waaaaa engage killed my parents waaaaaa
>>745571289Get away from my wife, Peter!
>>745572752where was he during PoR?
>>745572752>jobs
>>745572648You've used this fallacious argument for 13 years now, I'm tired replying to you.
DIGNITY
>>745572728Maria used to be a nice girl with a slightly redder bobcutCastor was a weak cuck, not a chad
>>745572648Because FE4 was an outlier game in more ways than one, and even then it didn't have a fraction of the support wank that's become the standard today
>>745572752honestly though, in a world without ledges, who could even stop him?
>fat characters
>>745572797la dignidad...
>>745572779He was too young for Caineghis to let him go to war back then.
>>745572779I think an info conversation said that Caineghis called him too young.>>745572786I like the detail that he has Resolve.Meaning that Zelgius crit him from high hp.
>>745572797>Herb collector.So the fatty from Fates?Also nice seemingly FW brought unique bosses portraits.
>>745572797This doesn't look like a playable character
>>745572703What is the male equivalent of clussyAsking for a jester.
>>745572886Clock.
>>745572797the knight behind her on the left looks pretty cool, shame we probably can't use those helmets on our characters even if they class into whatever that is.
>>745572886Cleenis
i think i would prefer engage clown girls over fat girls
>>745572865She's probably playable, she's the leader of one of the clans you face in the qualifiers, like Alexandra and Benitz, and we know they're playable
>>745572715At least its optional gay.Fabio likes men without your input.
>>745572886classhole
>>745572924We can have both!
>>745572845back when fates was new and I first saw her I was drawing a picture of her and my power went out
>>745572935fabio is an inhuman moleman wearing a skinsuit
>>745572886Honk
>>745572797Megbros are back
>>745572886that's just a normal man anon, we already shoot out like, tens of millions of sperm at once, doesn't get much more clown car than that.
>>745572924Say what you will about Engage but at least the girls kept a slim figure!
>>745572924I wish engage had a bbw
>previewer mentioned a healer named abigail that we haven't seen at allhow many characters does this fucking have
>>745572926Alexandra is free I see.Also wonder if punished Black Lonato will be too.
>>745572989Molemen are actual humans unlike surface dwellers who were created by Sothis after she genocided the original humans
>fat in the wrong places>dignity
>>745572240What is she cooking?
>>745572981bro got a warning from god to proceed no further
>>745572797I wouldshe's not even that ugly
>>745572240There are a few meh to alright girls. Almost every engage girl is S tier.
>>745572797I LIKE THEM BIGI LIKE THEM CHUNKY
>>745572989A gay one.No wonder Cleobolus was okay using Cordelia body to seduce male nobles.
>>745573062slops for the landwale fuckers
>>745573064i still finished it and posted it on deviantart
>>745572673Yeah, and? Why should I care that he didn’t do Maddening? Why would you care?
>when puberty strikes
>>745571160>>745571289Ultand is going to groom that child and you're making jokes.
>>745573062Bertrand erotic fantasies.
>>745573060>only got big tits in the gacha gameShe's pretty petite in her actual game. Ivy on the other hand...
>>745573062>In time you will understand the tragic extent of my failings
>>745572240i prefer bigger lips most fe girls arent hot
>>745573028Probably like 70 but I'm still hoping and coping it's 100 just so we can say there's a Fire Emblem with 100 playable characters in it
taste the choco
>>745564515>Referring to games as appsRope
>>745573120she's a grower
>>745573146Call me a dog because this chocolate is disgusting and poisonous to me!
>>745573158Completely mogged by the actual titcows in the game
>>745572976I want to unravel their hair
>>745573062I love this art. I’m gonna use it for reaction posting elsewhere.
>>745573062you know all those smutty romance novels Tiara and Ultand read? Dante wrote ALL of those.
>>745573189>>745573189fixed
>Theodora is the traditional route>Cai is the 'childish' route>Dietrich is the difficult route>Leda will most likely be the atypical route>Routes are parallel and interswitchableWhat the fuck do you mean Fire Emblem is making Sonic Heroes 2
>>745572520The crit boost Sniper gives is pretty good, with an engraved Killer Bow she killed millions in my Maddening run
I'm glad this game will flop and fe19 can return to either engage or awakening.
Titania sure let herself go after the war…
>>745573146left
>>745573238WE MUST BETTER...
Where is he?
Only one month left until she beats the allegations.I bet we'll get her bio with some exonerating evidence tomorrow!
>>745573225>fixedMod them to be the size of a blimp, it doesn't matter. Her tits aren't that big. That's some Edelgard shit.
>>745573235Still I will never be able to respect most in these threads again since they ate up this slop.
>>745573238Still hotLook at these calves
>>745573235And then you woke up from your dream.
>>745573089enjoy hell then
>>745573261WOMEN
>>745573229Cai is obviously the "traditional route." I feel like you fags will do anything to avoid acknowledging that. Theodora being a punished monarch who punches people's lights out is very unconventional for FE (not a bad thing).
>>745573272we're getting her bio soon
>>745573275SHE'S A BIG GIRL
>>745561951You're so butthurt over Horizon
>>745573272I bet we'll get her bio with some incriminating evidence this week!
>>745573272>cucks you with everyone
>>745572648>how come dignidadfags forget all the marrying waifu elements were directly inspired by FE4Game wasn’t localized so people have no nostalgia for it from their childhoods
>>745573238I prefer Mist.
>>745573357>IT WAS AI. IT WAS GROK
>>745573335For (You)!
>>745573276troubleshooter: banished children is getting a demo by the end of this year (but for dandylion that means a few years until the full release)
>>745573238holy slampig
>uh boss maybe we shouldn't->THEOTHEO PUNCH
>>745573348I am, way too rushed and Agnes being the writer's pet is an understatement
>>745573238Mlom
>>745572003my guess, silk road equivalent. For the jester, no clue
>>745573272If she is playable she will not be Cai mother but his sister or she created him out of ether.If she isn't she was heavily bred by Cai father.
>>745573276So what?
>>745568920>when I reveal my power level in front of my brown gf
>>745572728HildaClaudeUrsula
>>745573475that makes no sense we already have a playable milf
>>745571026Sonyfags have been demoralized pretty hard the last 6-8 years
I'm glad I never listened to the retards who told me engage was bad. Those same people are probably eating up dei emblem.
>>745572798Maria’s feet in my mouth nom nom nom :)
>>745573554i will never trust 3hrts again. they tricked me into playing that shit.
>>745573518Yeah but no one cares about her.You get told right away to take it in
Marrying both Mikaela and Mu
>>745573518She's not a MILF though. That would imply she has given birth. Which. She. Hasn't.
>>745573229Fire Emblem does what Sega don’t I guess…
>>745573563Marth...you're engaged to Caeda...
>>745572752My FUARKING HERO Zelgius mogs this overgrown house cat
>>745573638I was talking about mikaela you obnoxious sped.
Gecko anon about to commit suicide when FW comes out
>>745573248Delicious >>745573146Gross
>>745573554both are bad
>>745573638Cai didn't just teleport out of her womb, anon.
Why did he do it
>>745573735NoHe will choose to become a Better Man
>>745573638maybe she just makes soul babies like Seidr does
>>745573248Ugly >>745573146Hot
>>745573554Based Rosadobro!
>>745573751This guy doesn't look like Bertrand to me...why's he so chinky? Almost looks like a hapa.
>>745573751Leda is awakening Balor by killing Bertrand.
>>745561691Good morning saars, do not redeem the Switch voucher
>>745573784He grew a beard
>>745573794Why does she not have eyebrows?
>>745573272One month for Mangs to finish FE10 in his FE Gauntlet
>>745573751>leda's dad is a cult leader trying to summon the demon god>bertrand being the upstanding hero he is pulls a coup>takes all the heat and imprisoned for it
>>745573739Engage is good.
>>745573410yes, she a mature big girl for me
Comfy Cai kino
>>745573716Your hero is a pedophile that pretends to be a honorfag.
>>745573907but what about anon?
>>745572334I wouldn't mind a late 30s to early 40s year old Chinese ojisan like Shou Fu Kan, alternatively a noble silver fox like BAN GUNHA.
>>745573893Correct, we love Rosado here
>>745573652Who the hell is Caeda???Anyway I’m off on my honeymoon with Sheeda!
yes, you will be marrying lil girls in engage
I still think it’s unnatural how fast these threads move.
best girl
>>745573979Need to be clear, you are ONLY FRIENDS in the official version. You need to mod the game to actually have real love interests in Engage.
>three houses keks still acting like they're the majority and still getting dunked onWe Fateswakening babies weren't even nearly as deluded
>>745561691Not even going to try read their slop, what are they claiming?
>>745573937He's the better (camera)man
>>745573907Cai is so lucky
>>745573953BAN GUNHABAN GUNHA BAN GUNHA
>>745571026Can I offer you a couple of Soiverine threads?
>>745574021
>>745573928>Your hero is a pedophileYou mean his thing for Micky, isn't she in her 20s-30s?>pretends to be a honorfag.He is an honor fag though, at least in the English version where they didn't go with the warp powder malfunction (lol), he's just more of a fight fag than he is an honor fag.
>>745573971fanslation and not the official FE1
>>745574061Breaking News: A Switch 2 game requires a Switch 2
>>745573272Cai mom will be the next bio
>>745574091disgusting manface art
>>745574007They weren't moving that fast until Fortune's Weave got regular daily updates, the big direct, multiple previews, and new trailers.People are excited about the new game in a time when there's very little big new games to be excited about outside of >Resident Evil sequel>Zelda remake>GTA VI>Sony cinematic slopAs far as Nintendo games, there's no RPGs on Switch 2. Just comfy games, kart racing games, a Donkey Kong game, and a splatoon spinoff game. So yeah this game comes at an interesting time where it's able to hog all the spotlight. There's really not many other games to talk about at the moment. Everyone else is too scared to release a game around the same time as GTA. On top of that all the studio closures, yeah.
>>745574135Good
>>745574032she's old enough for sex
>>745573907Playing this nigga will be a chore
>>745574107>You mean his thing for MickyHe literally threatens to rape Mist in PoR.>He is an honor fag thoughHe's an asshole who'd have the whole world go extinct if it meant he get his ultimate showdown. He's also scared of facing off with Caineghis and aura farms on lesser cats to feel better about himself.
>>745572036>Engagefags never even bought the fucking gameNot beating the SEA allegations, and then you'll bitch and moan about IS pivoting back to 3H.
>>745574224that nigga played an anon like a fiddle
>>745574061That it should be multiplat or at least release on switch 1
>>745574226He does not LITERALLY threaten to rape her, he implies he will visit horrors upon her. Which could mean like, peeling all her flesh off. But it's clearly just intended to get a rise out of Greil.
>The Aurora deadbeat mom allegations >The Ultand grooming allegations>The Agarthan Fabio allegations>The Bertrand did nothing wrong allegations What other ones am I missing?
>>745574331FWiggers are into ntr allegations
I look foward to the game but i refuse to ever call that little kai ninja a Lord. Nah
I miss doing lewd FE girl commissions on twatter so much. >>745574340Source?
>>745574134Who is Cai's mom? Have they revealed her yet?
>>745574324It's clear what he meant. He's a pedophile, fight autist, and coward all in one man. It was a mistake bringing him back for RD as it tarnished the BK's legacy.
