let's fucking gohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJs_fhdMN94
this game is gonna BLOW. hehe get it?
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>>745592792I absolutely LOVED The Witness, but Blow’s other games just don’t do it for me. Looks like lazy garbage. Witness took genuine effort and its production values screamed “high-quality”. Both Braid and this Stinking Star look like generic indieslop.No thank you, Jonathon Blow. Do another Witness-tier game and we’ll talk. I’d gladly spend $80 for something of that caliber.
>odor of the stinking saar has worse performance than GTA V even though jon blow made his own super fast programming languageso, is this guy just some poser who's even worse than web developers?
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>>745593585neat
>>745592792He finally managed to make a trailer for this that isnt lame
>>745592792>0 yapping in the trailerHe learned.
>>745593585okay
>>745594757Why did he do this
>>745592792Odor of the Stinking Saar
I'll post some notable looking puzzles from the trailer.
>>745592792order of stinking star by jon blowjob
>>745595357All men feel the call to barv anon.
>>745592792WHOOOOOOP
>>745592792Damn that was much better than the previous trailer. I'm hyped now. Should I play this even as brainlet?
>>745596127>Should I play this even as brainlet?Of course. You're a brainlet, not a coward.
>>745596127There is a demo on Steam.
has he commented on the price?
>>745597302No.
>Design by committee
buy an ad
>>745598960This. A porn thread has died for this.
>>745598654The only good parts of the game are not made by Blow yea
>>745592792Blow? More like.... no wait that's actually right..
>>745592792In case you don't know, Jonathan Blow thinks Trump is the best president ever, and has such reasonable takes like all males currently under the age of 40 were raised to be supercucks. (links go to his twitter). He's full of right-wing bullshit like this, just a narcissistic idiot baby.I'm over 50 which obviously makes me a real man and not a supercuck like you poor plebs ( /s to be sure), but yeah... Blow will never see another dime from me.
>>745599705That's nice
For all the shit this guy talks, this better be GOTY material.
>>745599705>I'm over 50X to doubt
>>745592792>odor of the stinking saardo not redeem
>>745601497It should be but the demo was so bad. The puzzles were fine but everything sucked hard.
>>745601617The visuals were great.
>>745592792Will he fix the performance issues? My computer should not fucking melt from a sokoban.
>>745592792The constant marvel yapping and mobile tier visual direction pushed me away from the demo. It's a shame cuz I like puzzle games
>>745601857Probably. Never has issues on my PC, though.>>745601871>mobile tier visual directionIt's the same style as The Witness. Would you prefer if the game looked realistic?
>>745592792Wait, why does it not release on my Xbox?????
Something tells me reviewers won’t give it a fair shake
>>745601679Looks like every other game with god awful clay graphics and somehow it run like absolute shit
>>745602017The witness still had some sharp edges and the vegetation was a lot more stylised.Essentially, it looked clean instead of muddy.
>>745602560>The witness still had some sharp edgesAnd so does Order of the Sinking Star.>Essentially, it looked clean instead of muddy.You might want to get your eyes checked.
>>745602625Sure buddy
>>745601857>Will he fix the performance issues?He won't buy you a real computer, no. That's on YOU.
>>745593614I don't get it either. Even if the gimmick is that the game is actually simulating a shitload of crap under the hood to make a Dwarf Fortress like puzzle game, it's an absolutely shit way to show off the tech he's developed.
>>745603180That a part of it but not quite, the biggest problem was when you zoomed out, if it was just a simulation problem zooming out wouldn't cut 80% of the frames.He just fucked up the graphics this bad.
Baba Is YouStephen's Sausage RollPaquerette Down the BunburrowsCan of WormholesExapunksVoid StrangerBonfire PeaksThe WitnessAntichamberPatrick's ParaboxFingers crossed that OotSS is a little better or a little worse than Void Stranger. That seems a reasonable expectation.
>>745603741It has undo, so it's already better.
Do we have any rule34 of Sinkussy yet?
how good is the frontier ai models at generating puzzles? feels like you can make bank with this kind of stuff
>>745602017Not realistic. Just a stronger visual identity like Obra Dinn or Void Stranger. The witness was difficult for me to finish because of the visuals but the concept was novel enough back then for me to enjoy it. From what I played of the demo + the insufferable dialogue I knew order of the sinking star wasn't for me
>>745603163>heh i spent thousands of dollars to play a sokoban!Holy fucking goyim
>>745605362Yea this, what the fuck is going on with the story. The dialog is pretty bad but I also have no idea why I'm doing those weird sub stories. Are they schizo playable flashbacks or just something that you can see by magic or something?It would be better without any story like the witness, just do puzzle because they're there
>>745605669>but I also have no idea why I'm doing those weird sub stories.Because that and the overworld puzzles are all your character has access to.>Are they schizo playable flashbacks or just something that you can see by magic or something?This question is asked in an audio log by someone who was there before you, so the answer is part of the story.
There is no way this game is making money back. Imagine hiring an orchestra for a fucking Sokoban game when The Witness didn't have any original music.
>>745606947Thankfully, it's not a AAA project funded by a giant corporation, so it doesn't need to make all the money back.
cool, the demo was very good
