ITT: Times you acted like Trevor from GTA 5
i once readed a book instead of play video games so that i would look like a intellectual
>>745595487I read crime & punshiment and it was trash
>>745595554Saaame twin. <3 Dostoyevsky
I once enjoyed reading a book because they tell better stories than games ever could and I'm an apple 2 chad.
>>745595487I've read Harry Potter and now I hate trans.
Books are, let’s face it, better than everything else. If we played Cultural Fantasy Boxing League, and made books go fifteen rounds in the ring against the best that any other art form had to offer, then books would win pretty much every time.
I called a black man "my n-word", screamed at some loud women to shut the fuck up then briefly had a melty and told the urban youth about my difficult childhood
>>745595487I sat still in a basement with a lightbulb swinging over my head
>>745595729zesty
>bring fattie from tinder to my place>not in the mood for sex>say I don't have a condom>fuck her mouth and tits for 30 minutes>cum on her mouth
>>745595729Please tell me this is real and he did it to troll the vidya niggers, that throw a hissy fit whenever he states that gaming is not his thing.
>>745595616Mmmm I’m more of a Blood Meridian guy. I’m kind of different from most people, yknow??? I’m just EVIL!!!
This one guy taunted me on a street once, so I grinned and walked up to him and, like an unhinged maniac, recommended him some Tolstoy. Not the usual stuff like War and Peace or Anna Karenina, either. You should have seen the look on his face as I sent him for his life to get to the library before it closed. I didn't even remind him it was a government holiday and he never had a chance get there today! I'm a wild man!
>>745595487Why do actors go on to resent the characters they portrayed like this? Like why does he hate being known for his role as Trevor in one of the biggest video games of all time?
>>745596000Did you end up having anal sex with him or nah?
>>745595487I just got a e-reader now I can read like trevor!
>>745595487i said FUCK GAMERS once
>>745595487>crime and punishmentWhats the vidya equivalent?
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>>745595487Okay. Oooo I am so whacky and chungus. CRAZY ACTION. Anyways, tender loving hilariously mismatched clearly angry man? *curb stomps your nostalgia*
Will /v/ ever stop seething about this cunt?
>>745595729VNs are superior to books.
>>745597671sttOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOOOOTTTT A CARTOOON!!!11!! XD Sure, I play le quirky chungus characters, but I AM MOREEEEEEEEEEE
>>745595487when I bond burgered your mom
>>745595487I finished Brothers Karamazov recentlyIt was great except for the ending, Kolya was a late addition and he added nothing that other characters didnt already do better. Complete wet fart of an epilogue
I told a girl I worked with I read when she asked about my hobbies because I thought she was cute even though I haven’t read since middle school
>>745597960Waddup
I read extreme Horror and Splatterpunk...sometimes 1000 pages a day. I hope that makes me Tevor like me
>>745596134It’s the Literal Who Complex. Actors who are mostly known for one singular role and don’t get much recognition for the other things they’ve done, sometimes develop a sort of inferiority complex revolving around said role. This becomes aggravated by fans who love the character he or she played, and the actor ends up distancing him or herself from the role and the fanbase as much as he can. Steven Ogg is an extreme case, but it does tend to happen often, such as Skye Bennett who voiced Pyra/Mythra from Xenoblade 2
>>745595729He's not even reading it for 95% of the video!
>>745597035Overrated slop for normalfags to jerk themselves off with? The Last of Us
People that think you are smart because you read books are usually the biggest midwits
>>745595487I like to read books during my lunch break at work, and I feel more sophisticated than the people who are scrolling on their phones while also not talking to anybody.
>>745598135it doesn’t happen to everyone. the dude who played michael loves the character. the dude who played arthur from rdr2 too.
>>745598192Ackshually Crime and Punishment is a very intellectual book that isnt popular overrated garbage. I am an intellect. Couldnt you tell by the characters that I play? Arent I super good in BCS where Im essentially the exact same as Trevor but get killed off in the first 5 minutes Im on screen?
>>745596137If by "anal" you mean excessively pedantic and critical, then yes.Also we fucked each other's butts.
>>745596137I blowed him. That's all.
>>745595487I read Crime and Punishment and enjoyed it. If I ever go to a convention where he's there I am having him sign my copy.
>>745598469Was there a bear anywhere near you guys or nah?>>745598446Sounds sexy desu desu
>>745598502why?
>>745595487I unironically took some night classes in law.
>>745597960Do you know?
>>745600000Single best get I've ever seen on this shithole board
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>>745599895He's THE Crime and Punishment guy
>>745600000video games ruined multiple generations of men alreadythe digits agree
why doesnt he get a hair transplant. he should have enough money
>that thing i don't know about sucksI have no idea what acting and hollywood is but i'm going to say it sucks and it's full of pedophiles
>>745595729fucking kek his pea brain is melting. he cant comprehend the redditoevsky
I am Nigg-I mean Negan!
>>745600815That's the funny thing about money, anon. Once you have enough to be happy, you're... well... happy. You stop giving a fuck about being literally walking sewage to females because you can just buy sex.
>>745595487All the time. I hate video games.
>>745595904Bro, is that...Berserk!? Oh HELL YEAH dude! The only thing better than that is white monster and goth baddiessss.
>>745600000Dostoevsky bros... we can't stop winning. ..
>>745605074Based
>>745595487I did a shitload of meth for a couple of years
>>745595648This is the apple in my head. You cannot even begin to fathom my intellect.
>>745595487>>745605318Oh, the guy in the picture. I read a book I didn't have to one time I guess. Funny enough, it was when I was on meth so still relevant
>>745605074It’s Griffith… that FUCKING GUY!!!!!!1!! (Ive only watched tiktok edits and have a guts pfp on every platform)
>>745605618Let me William Tell that thing for ya
>>745595487I made a thread similar to this and got banned. It was very likely because I used the troon from tlou2 as my thread pic and offended some troon janny.
One night I was really drunk and fapping and puked all over my dick but still finished
>>745606482Just like Dostoyevsky
>>745605981Bro I'm like, the struggler or something. I failed high school and got kicked out of the military because I broke down and cried to go home. The only difference between me and Guts is that his hair is black and he's very fit and attractive.
>>745595729Judging books against other media separately as entertainment and as art, you're right
I'm going to go judge a book by its cover and none of you can stop me
>>745605236"Raskonikov" and "well-writen” don't belong on the same phrase>I am so based and redpilled, I have the will to become a ubersmench like my hero napoleon>what should i do? Maybe join the army, or participate in politics...>EUREKA! I am going to kill a defenseless old lady and her sister with a axe! >N-NANI?! I am not a remorseless sigma male dark triad with hunter eyes and negative cathal tilt, but actually just a mentally ill retard with guilt?>now i need to confess my crimes, spend decades in siberian gulag and marry a prostitute?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....
>>745600000Hi Steven
>>745607619Can you go one line without regurgitating a stale meme?
>>745607236Gang, during the eclipse like a couple years ago, I literally ran outside and screamed GRRIIIFFITHH XD. Everyone was looking at me like I was batshit insane, but I look just like guts. There was even this little white haired twink just standing in the middle of the sidewalk, so I tried chasing him, and he started screaming for help!!!! Don’t these niggas get that I’m referencing Berserk???
>>745595554do mangas count? i never deny reading books because i read those but im too ashamed to reveal when they ask what so i just say uh yknow dostoyevsky and shit
>>745608081No, I also have you for The Idiot as well>retard beta male somehow manages to make a rich tsundere stacy to fall in love with him>throws it all away to save some bpd whore>gets cucked, she escapes away with a dark triad chad>chad gets fed up with the whore's nonsense and kills her>beta male becomes even more retarded because he failed to save the whore>gets sent to a madhouse
>>745608269I remember one time I was at my little niece's 7th birthday party because my mom made me go. I tried my best to behave, but everything there was so fucking gay and girly it made me MAD. I tried showing my niece and her faggot friends the Eclipse from the 97 anime (still need to finish it lol) and they started crying like little fucking pussies. I swear to god gen alphas are so fucking coddled, they need to be beaten and molested so they can have edgy origin stories like Guts...
>>745608862Dawg, there was this time when my mom walked in MY room and practically tried to kick me out of the house that I was in. She said some bullshit like “why don’t you get a job? All you do is watch child cartoons”. I was like “what the fuck did you just say? You think that these are child cartoons?” And then I forced her to watch all of Berserk 1997 while showing her the rape horse panels from the manga I had on my shelf. The audacity for her to try to kick me out, leave me all on my own. I really am the strugglerthese replies were funny anon, you got steam or something?
>>745602430and money makes you stop caring about yourself? who cares about sex. i want to look good because i want to look good
>>745595487I love how butthurt he makes gaymers
>>745595487I love how butthurt gamers make him.
>>745595487I how makes gaymers he butthurt love.
>>745595729I like books too but video games are just too stimulating. I stopped reading a long time ago.
>>745595487One time a guy on the freeway pissed me off so bad I followed him home
>>745610526>I how makes gaymers he butthurt love.Kek
>>745595729books are lit
>>745608579Sorry anon. Mangas count as cartoons.
>>745611980No they don’t.
>>745595487>acting like some faggot who thinks people owe him the world because he was the voice of a popular video game character from 2013
>>745608579no
>>745612665They do to adults and non-virgins
>>745600000based. time to shut down /v/
>>745611370Not everyone can handle self-discipline
>>745600000HOLY QUADS I KNEEL
>>745613328I fucked your mom.
>>745595487When I began reading Brothers Karamazov.
/v/ anons seem like a knockoff version of Dmitri Fyodorovich
>>745605236Commercial fiction where the only real character is the plot versus a literary masterpiece. Light Yagami's emptiness disgusts me so much that it makes him irritating, without that notebook, he would be the emptiest being in the universe
>>745600000Why did they delete it?
>>745595487Wouldn't know, I'm not a redditor
>>745614171Jannies delete gets to stop mass replies
>>745595487most anons of /v/ are like trevor all the time because the average /v/ anon FUCKING HATES VIDEO GAMES
>>745614171jannies r gay
I read Crime and Punishment every Monday
I went crazy once haha
>>745595729books are written by retards and activists
>>745596134It is their biggest success and they resent it because it is not what they want to be known for. >>745598253So does john from red dead and franklin and lamar. Really it is just ogg who thinks he is above the role he chose to play.
>>745614171Jannies were frightened by the dreadful truth of Ogg
>>745600000godlike get
>>745600000Gone, but not forgotten
>>745609362dont worry anon, ill be your friend
>>745600000The day Ogg raped all gay gangrenous gamers
The dad from Matilda was right. There's seriously no information, no story, no thought process you can get from a book, that you can't get from a television faster
>50 year old boomer prefers reading books over playing videogames>whole internet shocked
>>745595487
>>745600000holy basedhonestly if I were him I'd be annoyed by the constant waves of disgusting autists coming to ask me to act like some deranged psychopath.
>>745595487Impossible i'm not a cartoon character
>>745600000Drop a TRVKE so hard the Jannie’s had to delete it
>>745595729Embarrassing.
>>745595729>grown man feels the need to film himself "reading" in the sunset
>>745595874It's on his official Instagram page
I was at my parents vacation house and got hammered off scotch, blacked out and woke up sitting on the steps in the pool. That was the last time I had a drink, knowing how close I was to drowning. I wasn't even a frequent drinker to begin with I just liked letting loose when I went up there but I haven't touched any since. Lost like 30lbs too over the next few months
I read Crime and Punishment when I was a edgy teenager. Now that I'm a grown adult, I play Rimworld with sex mods.
>>745595729mfw this is better than video games
>>745595487One time I got killed in a very humiliating way by a hot-headed latina, to introduce her character as a tough badass.
>>745611267Sex with kigus <3
>>745595729Bring back shame.
