Which version of zelda is your favorite?
>>745846252what's the appeal of anal?I get it with a guy, but women have a better hole right there
>>745846330it's not about being better, it's about demonstrating that you can take whatever you want.a beta like you wouldn't get it
Anal is disgusting. I heard enough stories from guys trying it with their wives/girlfriends, that it's not worth it. They always talk about the smell of shit being noticeable. Accidents can always happen. Straight couples are not gay. They don't have the experience of doing it thousands of times. This is a Jewish psyop from tv shows and movies, where they portrayed anal as this better than vaginal sex thing, which women should do for their boyfriend for a special occassion. You are all psyop'ed.
>>745846664>>745846330This image is older than your entire existence, please go back to /pol/>TPFucking kek, every time
>>745846664>he doesn't even eat her poop
>>745846664I mean a vagina always feels better, but if they enema beforehand anal sex smells better than vaginal
>>745846664The shit turns me on more.
>>745846252Toon Zelda easily.
>>745846330pure degeneracy on the level of footfags
I like BotW Zelda but for no other reason than her French voice actress.
>>745846330It feels different, often tighter.
Generals belong on /vg/
>>745847945Anal is more disgusting than feet, from a hygiene perspective at least>>745848181You belong on Reddit
>>745846252Which version of Link is your favorite?
>>745846330It's the death gripping equivalent of sex
>>745846252whichever one has the most ticklish feet
There's only one right answer.
>>745846252This meme is how I learned what anal sex was when I was like 7.
>>745846797>anal sex smells better than vaginalyour bitch has an infection
If you don't like the smell of healthy shit just a little bit, you might have something wrong with you.
>>745846252Ocarina of Time one is hot and you get Sheik too
>>745851715:D
>>745848085so you’re playing the game in French? I hate her English VA so much, I’d love to play the game with audio in any other language as long as the subtitles are in English. However I was under the impression that that was not easily accomplished. If my assumption is incorrect then please sauce
Do people still make these?
>>745846252Toon Zelda for Smash please.
>>745846252SS
>>745851859People younger than 4chan itself should be deemed underageb& indefinitely.
how tf does the worst zelda game have the best zelda
>>745852773I literally just turned 25. I didn't see this meme until maybe 2008 or 9, not entirely sure. I'm sure it's older than that but that's when I saw it and there's probably some people that are just seeing it for the first time today. That's how the internet works. Time is not linear here.
>>745852950SS Zelda is Hylia and Hylia a shit forever so this is objectively false.
>>745846252tptp
>>745852950I can assure you BOTW Zelda is not the best Zelda
>>745846330None, only jews and gays have fun with it.
Pegging is so fucking hot.
>>745852970>I literally just turned 25.Stopped reading there.
>>745852970Just turned 26. Unc status desu.
The only one deserving of the title of queen.
>>745846252The twilight princess always gets a laugh out of me. I like the skyward sword one though. She at least seems like she's happy to be around. The others are pretty miserable.
>>745846664I've done it 3 times and not once have I smelled shit. Not once did I see any shit. You people fuck with some nasty ass women.
>>745852470>is your dick retarded or something?!Kek
>>745853234I am older than 4chan. Deal with it. If 4chan was a girl, modern society would call me a pedophile for trying to sleep with her. That's how big the age gap is. I am unc.>>745853393This used to be considered old as fuck in 4chan years. Now we may as well be underage according to all the oldfags that are pushing 50 and will have to start wearing diapers soon.
OoT Zelda
>>745853623Most oldfags are probably in their 30s/early 40s, Moot isn't even 40 yet
>>745846252I'm only just now discovering that the original artist left a racist ass addendum after seeing us meme this into oblivion
>>745851497Lol
>>745846330The LoZ one put it best. It's a hole that isn't meant for sex, but you're gonna use it for sex anyway. It's the juxtaposition of its biological use and your intention of using it for something else. It's a powerful feeling, albeit sometimes subconsciously.
>>745846252I don't get it. Why would twilight zelda ask me to bend over ??
>>745846252I like all of them but TP Zelda is best girl
>>745846330There's a ton of nerve endings in your asshole, it's what your butthole uses to determine if something's there or not so it can open up. The anal muscles operate on their own automatically so they need that many nerves to operate effectively.So with anal it's obviously sensitive and you can feel a lot down there, or if you're a guy hit your prostate which is an orgasm button. Anal, much like all things involving sex, is a you either like it or you don't.
>>745846252women do not poop
Twilight Princess was my first Zelda game, and its version of Zelda was probably the first vidya woman I ever had a crush on. So I think I have to go with her.
>>745853623I don't even know why I'm still here. I was way too young when I found this site and am now incapable of relating to my peers.I like malon more than any zelda
why is Twilight Princess' Zelda so weird?
>>745857296SNIFF
>>745853189Based taste anon.
>>745846598>it's about demonstrating that you can take whatever you want.that sounds like how a criminal thug thinks likehmmmmm
I'd never seen the ones featuring BoTW Zelda, I get they're going for the nerdy freak angle but they made her too desirable and overpowered compared to the others.Also, poor Hyrule Warriors mommy Zelda should've been included.
>>745846252LTTP.Every time.
>>745857451
>>745846330It's tighter around the entrance and not as tight as pussy deeper in so it's a different experience. But honestly, I think blowjobs feel better than anal, and usually women only ever want to try it once since it doesn't feel great for them either. Not to mention the necessary prep and cleanup.
>>745857809How often do you go through life thinking of blacks?
>>745857519Every single one of them is going raw and leglocking Link, let's be real here. Tetra is also clawing the shit out of his back.
>>745857809
>>745851497>Whether it storms or snows, whether the sun smiles upon us, The day blazing hot, or the night icy cold, Our faces are dusty, But our spirits are glad, Our spirits are glad; Our armor roars, Onward in the storm wind. Whether it storms or snows, whether the sun smiles upon us, The day blazing hot, or the night icy cold, Our faces are dusty, But our spirits are glad, Our spirits are glad;
What about EoW Zelda?
Which Zelda is the most attracted to shotas
>>745856469what even is the context for that. see it all the time in the banner but never bothered to play fate
>>745858642Everyday until you like it!
>>745858642If you ask a Christian man why he goes to church on Sunday, he might say it's to commune with God, or to meet with his congregation, or simply because he went last week and the week before. So it is with our rituals.
>>745858408No one likes her, apparently. Her game was forgotten a month after release.
>Macro includes CD-I Link but not CD-I ZeldaShame.
>>745857927Saria and Medli didn't even exist yet in SS's time. Also it's Medli no Medley. Who the fuck made this shit ass meme?
>>745858408>>745859706It gave us her, at least
>>745862046>AI
>>745862221Nothing wrong with AI, sorry cuck.
>>745862046
>>745846252BotW / TotK. A thick, nerdy tomboy cutie can't be beat.
>>745864208Link smacks that ass every nightI’m jealous
>>745846252CDI is the funniest
I sure do like Zelda memes
>>745847892>ugliest and flattest Zeldaholy bad taste
>>745847892She was hotter when she was a pirate and not doing white face
>>745846252Toon Zelda and BOTW Zelda are lovely. Malon mogs Zelda in Ocarina tho
People keep underplaying the smell of anal sex. Even really well-prepped and well-cleaned buttsex with a woman is still going to have that original-asshole-function smell. It looks fun in porn but porn is visual.A friend of mine who is actually gay once told me that there's a reason a lot of lube has a very strong distinct smell and I know what he means.People who do A2M are actually gross.
>>745857027That's her best feature
>>745857519Oof the hero of time has a baby dick...
>>745864536>>ugliestBut that's TP Zelda, though. TP is an ugly, ugly game.
>>745866160TP Zelda is gorgeous
>>745857432If you cant take anal from a princess, then you gotta git gud and train yourself for it
>>745862245Everythings wrong with AI, sorry cuck
>>745859706Speak for yourself. She's hot.
>>745866197That doesn't really say much coming from a low-IQ luddite like yourself.AI is great because it can remain objectively authentic to the official art/models.Your embellished offmodel fanart will always be worthless garbage. Screech all you like luddite, you're wrong and deep down you know it.
>>745846252OoT Zelda seems like a prude in these memes even though her in game personality isn't like that.
>>745866470
>>745864358Smile isn't goofy enough
>>745866016The smell of butts and the smell of shit are two different things. If you've smelled a butthole an hour or so after a thorough cleaning then you would know there is a difference, but you don't know and you're just assuming
>>745866775Eating pussy stinks and tastes bad too
>>745866470nta but there is no issue with off-model fanart, that's just another interpretation of the concept of the character. Either you like it or you don't. If you don't like it then make on-model fanart. The value in art is what the viewer gets out of it when they see it and what the creator gets out of it when they make it. Fanart handmade off- or on-model is no more worthless garbage than AI generated fanart. But the point of your post seems to be to put down human-made art in service of elevating AI art, so I don't think you'll respond well to this and I am probably wasting my time actually trying to have a conversation.
>>745867090Human artists are annoying and entitled and AI isn't
>>745867090You are retarded for even trying to have the conversation, yes.
>>745867186AI techbros can be fucking annoying tooWhat does that have to do with the point of my post?>>745867240Based on the first braindead reply, yeah, I would guess so.
Post more Zelda and shut up
Undefeated Champion for seventeen years.
>>745867090You're incorrect. I have no issue with human-made art or anything you're saying. However, I still choose to put down terminally online luddites who feel the need to express their displeasure with generative content every time it comes up, rather than choosing to just ignore it.Personally I do not particularly care for off-model fanart, but I don't let it bother me. I like on-model, but it's becoming increasingly scarce as more artists tend to favour their subjective embellishments. This is precisely why I see value in generative content, particularly as it's able to animate static images quite well. Animation is a long, time-consumer repetitive process that many artists gravitate away from, so as far as I'm concerned, animated AI content like >>745862046 is very cool to have.
>>745866179sounds like criminal talk
>>745868371>I still choose to put down terminally online luddites who feel the need to express their displeasure with generative content every time it comes up, rather than choosing to just ignore it.You can do so without overreaching and calling off-model art worthless garbage, as if art has an objective worth to begin with outside of time and resources in creating a piece. Also, doing art in any style outside of the native medium they are in will by necessity alter the character in the ways that that medium functions. This iteration of Zelda here >>745862046 is not from a game with a cel-shaded art style, and is absolutely more "off model" in terms of being unfaithful to the original character's depiction than a piece made in the original media's style but with a cup size larger or being 6 inches taller or shorter. If you want to hold up the mantel of being "authentic" to official art then it's ironic that a cel-chaded animation of a character that was never in that style is most certainly less authentic than a depiction in the original art style with a cup size difference.
>>745868632And that's to say nothing on how "authentic" a representation of a character is when Zelda is sitting on a park bench about to suck on a cucumber like a whore. The depicted situation is also important to authenticity but as the person who posted zelda about to deep-throat a vegetable I imagine you disagree for reasons.
>>745868632>and is absolutely more "off model" in terms of being unfaithful to the original character's depiction than a piece made in the original media's styleWhat's "a piece", anon? Did you fail to realize you just made a completely meaningless statement?Nobody is saying AI is perfect but it does a far better job than 99% of fan art at remaining on-model and close to the original art. In this specific case the AI is tasked with creating an ANIMATION, which is a step further than just replicating an original art style.Anon, I don't think you're well-informed on this topic at all.
>>745869134>What's "a piece", anon?...a piece of art, anon. Like when people talk about "a finished piece"?Have you really never heard that term before?>I don't think you're well-informedglass houses here.
>>745846330>I get it with a guyBet you do, homo.
>>745869326Anon, you're attempting to claim an unspecified "a piece of art" is objectively more authentic than a specific video of Zelda with a cucumber. Are you still not realizing how disingenuous you're conducting yourself? At this point I can safely conclude that you're quite stupid. I could just as easily claim an unspecified AI generating is objectively more authentic than any specific drawing.Nobody is saying >>745862046 is a perfect representation of Zelda in her official artstyle. That artstyle was never animated so the AI model has to do it's best blending an official reference image with it's own animation data. The end product is still more authentic the the vast majority of fanart, and you've failed miserably at proving otherwise.As far as static images are concerned, it's not even remotely close. AI wins in the context of authenticity, both for 3D models and replicating official style. Replication is a skill very few artists even try to learn.
>>745869631>generatingmeant to say generation*
>>745869631>Anon, you're attempting to claim an unspecified "a piece of art" is objectively more authentic than a specific video of Zelda with a cucumber.An AI video could be more or less authentic than another piece(that's a piece of artwork). I am saying that YOU are the one harping on the "authenticity" towards the original in depictions. There are a lot of facets to authenticity beyond whether zelda has A cups or B cups. Anything deviating from the original artistic vision is a step away from authenticity for the piece(of artwork). These things could be>embellished body proportions>disparate art style>changed medium>situations that make no sense for the character depicted>nobody is saying that this is a perfect depictionThen it is in fact a question of whether or not that depiction is more or less "authentic" than a piece(of art) done in the original art style of zelda doing something that makes more sense for her character but being a cup size smaller or larger.The point I am making, my art-and-tech-illiterate friend, is that if you want to harp on authenticity then there is more to be had from the discussion than body proportions, and what you posted misses the mark on everything else in that discussion, but you turn a blind eye to it.I don't mind AI art and don't see it as any better or worse than human-made. You're just not equipped for this discussion because you're clapping your hands at the cucumber.
>>745846252Twilight Princess
>>745846252These pics are older than some anons here
>>745846252
>>745846330Because they don't like it and it hurts a bit.
>>745869954No that's just you splitting hairs and being pedantic as a coping mechanism. Your inability to prove your point about artists drawings being a better example of remaining authentic is your undoing, and clearly illustrates you're a moron who can't hold a discussion like this.Who gives a crap about what the "character" does. It's artwork you laughable little mong. Changing her expression or action is comically trivial, and has no bearing on the argument over authenticity between AI and human drawn art.Just stay in your lane. You're clearly a complete fucking moron and have zero case.
>>745870669I never once said that artist drawings were inherently better or worse than AI in terms of authenticity, that's your little culture war football team game. I am telling you that a piece(I mean a piece of artwork so we don't get confused here) can be more or less authentic to an original depiction of a character than another piece(I am referring to art here), and that there is more to authenticity than cup size in a piece(I would like to clarify and inform you that when I say "piece", I mean artwork, so that you do not get confused again for your lack of familiarity with the term and art in general).>Yeah I said I care about authenticity but actually the character doing things that makes sense or looking and moving stylistically like the original I don't care about at all lolSo you don't know anything about authenticity as a concept and you are actively rejecting the idea of thinking critically about it, then. The point of view of a person like that on what is more or less "authentic" is pretty worthless, then, wouldn't you say? You don't know anything about art, you don't know anything about AI or what makes it "authentic" or not... what are you qualified about in this discussion? Do you have a lot of good cucumber recipes?
>>745868632>than a depiction in the original art style with a cup size difference.>>745868632>depiction than a piece made in the original media's style but with a cup size larger>>745869954>for her character but being a cup size smaller or larger.>>745871032>and that there is more to authenticity than cup size in a piece
>>745871198The sheer force of autism required for you to see me saying that a handmade piece CAN be more authentic IF it meets certain criteria, and interpret it as ALL handmade pieces MUST be more authentic categorically is fucking wild. That would be under "social impairments" and "communication difficulties" for you.You want to quote me saying that artist drawings are just generally better examples of remaining authentic, like you pretended I said? Or do you want to concede that you are an autistic retard who just wanted to insult someone and couldn't resist overreaching in an argument with me?
This thread started off so well...
Simone post the link ones, particularly the one where he gets banned for racism
>>745864279Me too anon. Me too...
>>745857907
>>745846330it's for closeted homos desu, they're most of the way there of finally fucking a dude which is what they really want
>>745870227How did the TP Zelda being Ours guy started?
>>745846252Why is the joke in all of these that TP Zelda has a cock?
>>745871579You are recursively posting the same things over and over again. You already made a fool of yourself comparing a specific AI video to a generalised term "drawn piece" and you've been indulging in an endless supply of mental gymnastics since, and you're completely obsessed with mentioning "cup size" like an autistic psycho.Honestly, the sooner you die, the better. No good can come from a mentally unstable freak like you wasting oxygen.
>>745872714bc people who are raised on anime think that any woman actually acting like an adult instead of KYAAA UWU SENPAI cannot be a real woman and thus must be a man
>>745846330Anal is tighter, smaller and unlubed which helps analfags get some friction going on their tiny little peckers. Any man with a non-childlike girth prefers pussy, but it's understandably subpar if you can only touch one side.>>745846252Anyway, Twilight Zelda now and always. Love me a classy kuudere
>>745872714The joke is that TP Zelda hates Link and wants him to suffer as the true natural love interest of TP is Midna
>>745872953>the true natural love interest of TP is Midnaalways has been
>>745872771The discussion is about authenticity and the singular, one, only thing that your autistic ass think defines that is body proportions(this is wrong). I could say hip size or ass size if you like when I tell you how wrong it is. I actually already mentioned character height as well, but you missed that when you quoted a bunch of my posts instead of responding to my points. If you could fathom a single other thing besides body proportions for your definition of authenticity then I could be a bit more varied when I talk about how wrong your point of view is.The issue is that I am arguing with some whose particular brand of autism causes him to hyperfixate on body proportions in regards to a concept that is far broader in the context of the argument. You're the intellectual equivalent of a scrub in fighting games who only knows about low sweeps, and you get mad that I keep doing a move that counters low sweeps.If your argument is only one thing and you refuse to accept any other factors, then yeah I am forced to talk about one thing and I used a common issue people have with off-model fanart.I hope beyond all hope that you get cancer within the next calendar year and it takes you swiftly.
STOP DRAWING ME WITH A CARTOONISHLY HUGE ASS!
>>745872897>Any man with a non-childlike girth prefers pussyI literally can't get any girl to let me ANALyze, her not even paying
>>745873192>autistic idiot still desperately trying to project his autism onto others>after he started randomly talking about "cup size" like 5 timesNaturally low-IQ autists like you never develop a modicum of self-awareness. You just keep falling into the same old recursive patterns, blissfully unaware of how mentally ill you are.
Fuck Zelda Midna and Malon mog her
>>745873192why are you so obsessed with cup size anyway? what's wrong with you autismo?
>>745873527The red eyes are hot but knowing this is some MtF possession bullshit is a turnoff
>>745873289You need to make it clear you're a dicklet up front, anon. Emphasize to her that it's like having a pencil or, at worst, her pinky back up there: something she won't find uncomfortable.
>>745873527
>>745873527she needs some eyedrops
>>745873579That's easy enough. Just drive a loud vehicle (work vehicles like semis and moving trucks do not apply). There's no reason for such small vehicles to be so loud outside of compensating for something and the number 1 thing people compensate for are micro dicks
>>745873461>not even willing to engage with my actual points anymore, doing literally anything he can to avoid them>just shitting himself forcing some autism nonsense with an ironically autistic fervorCould have picked a more graceful way to bow out but I accept your concession nonetheless. Last (You) you'll get, braindead retard.
>>745873201Stop having one.
>>745873767Why would anyone seriously engage a fucking idiot like you? Especially after you posted utter stupidity like this: >>745868632>This iteration of Zelda here >>745862046 is not from a game with a cel-shaded art style, and is absolutely more "off model" in terms of being unfaithful to the original character's depiction than a piece made in the original media's styleOnce again, you're directly comparing an actual specific video to a generalized abstraction, then doubled down on your stupidity.Then you go on all these bizarre tangents about cup sizes like the weirdo freakazoid autist you are.You're beyond help, just a twisted, deranged nutjob freak. The world would be better off if you killed yourself, freako.
>>745873570Embrace it.
>>745873721Exactly. Analfags have no excuses for not being able to communicate their limitations to women.
>>745870227holy fucking kek
>>745851497i miss these
>>745873971
>>745874621
>>745866016>A friend of mine who is actually gay once told meoddly specific anon
>>745874837Yes, some people have gay friends. It's not all "I'm gay but don't want to admit that to a bunch of faceless anons"
>>745874321i used to love doing them until switch cultists came and just made it all about botw zelda. it was really weird, and forced
>>745851497Fucking hell. Twilight Princess Zelda and CD-i Link always make me kek hard. Never gets old
>>745846330Vag just doesn't look aesthetically appealing to me.As an empathy fag, I don't know what it feels like for them either.But I have a butt, and putting stuff in it feels amazing.So I want to share that feeling.
>>745866016Í've been suffering from hemoroids for 3 weeks now.I've officially lost all interest in all ass stuff.
>>745875780You're supposed to wait until it heals.
>>745875852It takes fucking weeks to heal. It's a constant hell of pain and suffering.Even once it's healed I am never letting anything near my ass.
>>745875941No need to be so butthurt about it.
>>745874097Nice
>>745874837I have thousands of gay friends: you're one of them, faggot!
>>745857726This is the real answer.Anal feels like a reversed funnel.
>Canonically gets plapped by LinkShe won
>>745875780Just get cream and don't press and stop sitting on your ass the whole day, get a ring pillow. Hemoroids are normal, they just swell if you do all the shit above.
>>745846664>Anal is disgusting.Anon you need to realize that most people under the age of 30 are either lonely virgins, faggots, trannies or attracted to trannies. They will never experience fucking a pussy unless they pay for it but hooking up with gays/trannies is the path of least resistance and that's what a lot of younger guys are settling for.
>>745878593Getting some fat drunk whale to let you plap her doesn't make you god.
>>745870227should of been a pulp fiction reference
>>745879428What is the princess doing with that child?
>>745846252BotW>sorry babe but ganon already gaped my asshole real good with his giant monster cock I wouldn't be able to feel you at all. I can jerk you off though if you want I guess.
>>745866113Well he is a child so...
>>745880279Claiming him as hers.
No love for animated Zelda?
>>745858531
>>745846664I’ve tried anal with my gf at least two times and never smelled any shit. It was something neat to try but we prefer vaginal, plus she said she only likes my thumb in there.
>>745846252Zelda is never part of the game enough to merit any such thought. I guess oot zelda was a ninja and ninjas are cool. Pirate Zelda was alright as well
>>745846330never done it and not interested but if i were to assume, i'd guess it's about being dominant and using a hole not made for fucking, similar to face fucking someone
>>745882985I've noticed her tongue the first time I saw these. I am superior.
I love Kass!>>745846252>>745851497I like Sheik better than all of them so technically OoT and I think the Hero of Time has the best storyline (though to be fair he has more games dedicated to him) so it's kind of unfair.
>>745846330It's kind of a meme 90% of the time, but you can meet a girl who's really into it and it's a whole different world.
>>745882413Now that's what I'm talking about! Such a simple and "ugly" style yet they managed to make THE perfect butt.
>>745883463Go to Brazil and 90% are really into it.
>>745884547She got an upgrade in Captain N.
>>745884762Very nice. I'm a sucker for old sexy cheesiness. I will forever be depressed I didn't get to live through those times myself.
>>745883192>parrotfuckerAnd with that the thread is ruined
>>745878217>Hemoroids are normalNo they are not. Fix your diet and stop having 30 minute long shits that almost need a plunger to get forced out of your asshole.
Weekend Zelda threads always turn to shit.
>>745885580This a nostalgia/shitflinging thread on tangentially related to Zelda.
>>745846330>>745846252Why can't Zelda threads be fucking normal? It's always goonerfag shit, off-topic crap or meme shit. I hate all of these fucking vapid retards.
>>745885967We hate you too dude
>>745885967What the fuck do you expect of these threads?>oh I really liked when I rescued princess zelda in that one legend of zelda game she was really good in that one
>>745885967Because this series has turned into videogame harry potter so the people who are slightly more weird than all the weird freaks that like it come here to dump their trash while posting normally everywhere else
>>745885967Alright, fine, what do you want to talk about?
>>745885967
>>745886071When we finally move on from the BoTW era next game, are you gonna hate to see her go?
>>745886059do people here even play these games or has totk mindbroken people so bad that this is what they think zelda is
>>745882985Do we have any more
>>745886390Is this the most frequently playable Zelda
>>745886510
>>745886554
>>745886390I will miss her Japanese voice.
How big is Zelda Cock?
I love a good Princess.
>>745885967Everything you described is good for these threadsSorry tourist but Zelda girls threads will forever be here to stay
>:D
>>745890845She’s so cute.
>>745886554OoT and TP always get me on this one.
Is this the thread
>>745852427Yes, you can just change the voice track to french in game and as long as you don't change your main system language the subtitles will remain in english.
>>745852427they patched in letting you switch the voice language shortly after release. hasn't been an issue for years.only rub is you have to play a couple minutes of the game's cold open before it lets you change any settings, then start a new game if you want to replay that part it in the proper language.
>>745872618
>>745848085>tfw she signed my gameshe's small but she's really cute
>>745846252which one is the tranny?
the charts are greatthe rest of the thread is a bunch of fags
>>745855564Just bend over.
>>745846252The one with the most breedable pits...
>>745886390We discuss this all the fucking time..No.
We're all normal here
I just like AI art bro
>>745897420Everyone does
>>745877781not your friend
>>745856316>lookup pla-045>ai ueharabased
>>745898548:o
>>745872953>The joke is that TP Zelda hates Link and wants him to sufferNo>as the true natural love interest of TP is MidnaYes
>>745846252my wife
>>745901324Ganondorf...
>>745902186>implying
>>745846252ALttP Zelda would NEVER let you put in her butt.
Zelda if she real...
>>745846252Lol.
>>745846330First, it feels different. Tighter up front, but soft and pillowy inside. That's just a simple question of taste. If you like a little more resistance, that completely gives way after a bit, anal is for you. Woman ass also feels different than male ass, woman ass is so fluffy and delicate, it's like fucking a marshmallow once you're past the tight part. Some people like man ass a bit more, that too is just down to taste. Anal is also a bit more idiot proof. A woman good at vaginal sex is incredible, but one bad at it is... well, bad, and a lot are bad. They just... sit there. Anal, skill matters a lot less, since the muscular contractions are automatic. Second, anal sex is actually really nice from the perspective of admiring and appreciating the pussy. You aren't in it, of course, but you get to watch it quiver, twitch, clench, and ooze. It's hypnotic. I imagine the same is true for cocks if you like those. I'm mostly indifferent, but a cock bouncing from anal is kinda cute. Third, the reaction. Especially for women, the reaction to anal is... sincere. Sincere in a way little else is. Whether it's debauched bliss, reluctant pleasure, or just tolerance and disdain, it's peeling back a level of pretense that little else does. Men, this also doesn't hit the same way, they're getting drunk off prostate stimulation. The physical reactions, the vocalizations, it's like nothing else.All that said, I think oral is better. Skilled oral, at least. Bad oral is even worse than bad vaginal. So, again, niche for anal. But, that's also the category where women lose to men every time, so the only way to truly enjoy oral absolutely is, unfortunately, to get a man to do it. A woman good at oral is still better than anal, but, it's a bit of a pandora's box, learning that the 10/10 blowjob from a woman is like a 4/10 from a man. Or trans women. Those are incredible blowjobs. Though that's probably just the need for validation talking over a man's oral skill.
This image is so old it affected me in puberty, and I just found my first gray hair today.
>>745904240wow what a fag
My theory is that while Zelda's powers and destiny is tied to direct lineage, Link's stuff is more like the Avatar TLA logic where each Link is different but linked to a central spirit or realm. Probably with or through Farore.
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>>745846330Indians are obsessed with shit. Their entire culture is based around worshipping it.
>>745904590I like to think of Zelda as reincarnation too.
>>745904528Unfortunately yes. It's an inescapable slope that comes with sexual experimentation. I can say I prefer women, but it's undeniable that there are things I prefer men for.
>>745904590Not necessarily. WW Link had to earn that shit, it's why the whole Tower of the Gods trial was necessary.
>>745904961ThisWW Link had absolutely zero connection to anything, and was literally a random kid. Several beings in the big story loop comment in this. He is NOT an avatar of the hero's spirit, or anything else. Explicitly and repeatedly. It's possible he assumed some of that status towards the end of the game, but this is absolutely a case of forcing yourself into a legend, rather than starting as a part of one. Very, King Arthur was the one fated to pull the sword, but Chuck here got the sword out with some thermite and an engineering degree, so the powers that be have shrugged and said I guess you're a king, now, and the legend has kinda pist-hoc warped to accommodate this development.
>>745904747Why is Marin there? I love her but she's not a reincarnation.
>>745906227wasn't it stated in the lore book that Marin was supposed to be influenced by link's memories of Zelda, or something? I remember hearing that the devs claimed they had some sort of connection like that, but I could be very wrong.
>>745907114Yeah, Link mistook her for Zelda when he woke up at the beginning of the game.My headcanon is that Marin was a creation of Link's psyche when he entered the Wind Fish's dream.
>>745846252>>745867886She's so much better than everyone else, it's not even close
>>745907903MOOODS MOOODS HE IS POSTING NSFW INA. BLUE BOARD
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>>745846252Twilight Princess and its not even close.
>>745886013Fuck off and kill yourself faggot
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>>745908696it should have been me, not him!
>>745910653I know fren.
>>745885967>>745886457>>745908961nintodler melty
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>>745848161>>745846330Nigga it's literally the tightest hole in the body and most forbidden one too, perfectly uniform and aesthetic.
>>745911174>t. snoycuck cattle
Idc what Nintendo says. They have unnaturally long lifespans, have pointy ears and a lot of them live in or near forests. The Hyruleans are elves.I will always call a spade a spade.
>>745846252Man first time I saw this I didnt even know what anal was I just didnt get the joke
>>745846252WW loli
>>745904240>Anal, skill matters a lot less, since the muscular contractions are automatic
>>745846252OoT (child timeline)
>>745904593Were people really that easily amused back then on this site?
>>745916719There were far less cynical, angsty little faggot fucks, yeah.
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>>745909120>ChildMy favorite part!
>>745846330its for mutilated amerigolems, they will never feel "real" sex so for them rubbing it down a hole that is a little tighter feels better since they cant feel shit
>>745918225Is this supposed to be the bravely default artstyle? Looks really cool
>>745846330I only fucked one girl in the ass it was a long term gf and at first she was terrified to do it but over time she started to love it and would suggest we do it more and more it always felt as good or better than pussy also because >>745846598 this
some girls love it, probably abused as children tho
>>745857467Any more charts with Spirit Tracks Zelda?
