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>>745928443I JUST WOKE UP IN A FUCKING STEAMING MOOD YEAH?!
>>745928443Well at least he doesn't look like a muppet
CoD + Toddler = CoDdler thread
>>745928825how did a muppet like him pass selection?
Is this a Switch 2 screenshot?
>>745928443All the multiplayer models always look like shit this isn't new. It's not like you need all the robust detail of his cutscene model >>745928825 especially when people are going to be able to constantly change their skin during matchesFor me it's>killed Black Ops 7 open matchmaking just so MW4 doesn't get blamed for heavy SBMM>Infinity Ward says they're not going to repeat the mistakes of MWII>except it still has the ridiculous TTK that gives you zero ability to fight back or disengage>already has a slow as fuck ADS and damn near every fucking attachment has ADS penalties so it's probably going to reinvent MWII's zero attachments meta>also every gun has 70 fucking attachments again of nebulous value>wants to have Black Ops-style high speed combat and offense-oriented aggression but without the durability that goes with it so the person moving into fights is immediately at a disadvantage against whoever's already aiming in that direction>Infinty Ward-style dead space and map design so people can already figure out where the kill funnels are by playing one match>except for that fuck ass transit brainrot map because they say they're not going to port shipment but then make a map that's just as awful as shipment with insane and practically random spawns that will drop you right in front of someone already aiming there>probably just made all the beta maps tiny because they don't want people to realize how slow the game is going to be in larger mapsThey literally just made MWII-2 and all of 2027 is going to be about them unfucking it because matches are constantly going to time out and people are just saying to go into 10vs10 modes or brainrot playlists, and the next COD game will once again advertise as "we're not doing any of that retarded shit IW did in MW4" and they'll try to salvage it with "surprise Soap was alive all along" and a Valeria swimsuit skin.
>>745928825bro looks like pestily
>>745929815>already has a slow as fuck ADS and damn near every fucking attachment has ADS penalties so it's probably going to reinvent MWII's zero attachments metaYeah, this was the worst thing about MWII. 95% of the attachments just made the guns worse. I haven't paid any attention to the closed beta, so I don't know if this issue is back.
Looks like Mike Shinoda
>>745930216It is back. Even putting any sights on the gun gives a noticeable ADS penalty again. If it was something like a sniper scope I'd understand but even the lightweight small ones gives a noticeable hit to ADS speed. And the problem is that there's barely any benign attachments or attachments that give an ADS speed boost.It's like they don't know if they want to be a fast paced arcade-y shooter or they want to be a milsim but they're trying to do both and are bad at both of them. It's like the one thing they decided they were going to do was just be a game for people to cosplay as a cool operator characters and then forgot to design an actual multiplayer game.
>>745928825Small eyes
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>>745928825Looks like the cunt from Zulu. The one that tells the drunken priest to shut the fuck up because he's tanking the morale.
>>745930693LMAO
>>745930458I'll give the open beta a try on the 28th. Sounds like I'll be rawdogging every gun again.
It's secure boot/TPM2 so I can't even run it smile.
>>745929815every cod has to have stronk women now doesnt it
>>745930693can’t believe it took this long to get posted
>>745931834im fine with it, anons just need a different perspective. when they added nikki minaj or whatever that....singer? i dont know, whatever she does do call of duty?like holy shit, the game suddenly just added the ability for me to dump a full drug mag of a full powered battle rifle into a real woman in a videogame, before hitting her with a grenade launcher and exploding her into a red mist. and you get points for it. thanks cod, that was good
>>745928443valeria looks even worse. I could have fucking sworn this is claudia sheinbaum
i look like this
>>745932381Okay, we get it. Just don't shoot up a school or something, chud.
>>745932809oh god no im not american
>>745928443Bro he looks hot
>>745932625>runs biggest drug cartel in the MW universe>clearly snorts her own supplyWell at least it's lore accurate
>>745928443I TRIED SO HARD
>>745933053>drug cartelcan we take a moment to point out that the Modern Warfare side of the CODverse has the professional military dealing with drug dealers, weapon smugglers, PMCs, and third world shitholes.Meanwhile, the glowie side of the CODverse has deteriorated into literal shadow governments, james bond super villains complete with gigantic lairs, and super soldier experiments?
>>745933158AND GOT SO FAR, i POOPED MY PAAAANTS BUT IT DOESNTEVENMATTERRRR
>>745933197It's actually kind of hilarious how the further the series went along, the less it became a military recruitment ad and more it became a wack ass movie franchise that spells out how fucked up everybody is regularly but still has the ooh-rah because the bad guys are worse.
>>745933197To be fair though would you really be surprised that sufficiently empowered random techbros wouldn't devolve into deranged post-human megalomania? Sure there's only so many times the CIA can brainwash people before they think maybe we should try something else but it's not that implausible. Even BO1 acknowledged Mason's brainwashing was just the Soviet equivalent to MKUltra.
>>745933315Infinity Ward just likes military cosplay they just make shit that looks cool and then just half-ass a plot around it and hope you don't think about it too hard. We want the Chicago river and skyline. Why does the main villain need to launch a missile at DC from the rooftop of Chicago? Fuck you that's why. You could see the studio heads cringing way back during MW19 interviews when asked about real world influence on the story. They're too cowardly to think about their games being anything other than playing soldier.Treyarch was literally forced onto the franchise because COD sold so insanely well when it started getting put on consoles Activision needed more bodies to throw at it. Remember Call of Duty 2 was at one point the best selling 360 game. They couldn't not be cranking out COD. They made sports games and Spider-Man before COD. There's a fucking Touhou reference in Cold War they like all kinds of genres and media they just happen to be stuck making military shooters and only get to do wacky shit with COD Zombies.Like MachineGames they'd probably have fucking thrived at making Perfect Dark but again, the COD machine must be perpetually fed. Black Ops 8 or whatever will probably just be set in the 2020s like MW4 and completely ignore the insane tech progression of the BO2verse by publisher mandate because the future setting is a sales killer.Sledgehammer, Raven et al. similarly when the strain of making an annual COD proved too great for two studios got added to the mix. Sledgehammer pitched a 3rd person COD spinoff before they got stuck salvaging MW3. Raven has a storied history way older than COD with stuff like Heretic/Hexen and Jedi Outcast.I'm sure Bobby Kotick enjoyed the checks from the Pentagon but as you say it became less of a recruitment ad because nobody actually cared about it being a recruitment ad.
>>745934198>Sledgehammerbro, you did not just defend the fucking Vanguard studio. The "Call Of Duty doesn't really have any iconic characters" studio.
>>745928443Andrew Tate?
>>745931834The female characters sell the most skins outside of OG Hero operators like Price or Woods, same as Overwatch putting all their premium skins on characters where people are willing to put up cash for those characters. That's why Maya and Bailey got the lion's share of BO6 skins, why Wei Lin, Grimm and Kagan got the most BO7 skins, etc. Valeria was enormously popular in the last two CODs she was in, even getting a cheerleader outfit for the last Haunting event to play horror heroine.I'm gonna bet outside of Price and Ghost cause they're everyone's favorites, by the end of MW4's lifespan, Valeria and Minhee, being a young Korean woman, are going to have the most skins and the bulk of them will be premium or blackcell instead of conventional battle pass skins. Microtransaction money speaks.
>>745935552by that logic, Soap should come back to sell skins
>>745928443Is that andrew tate?
>>745929815>All the multiplayer models always look like shit this isn't newis that from ingame or a menu? mw2019 menus didn't look that bad
>>745935635>I wasn't in that cremation urnThey're gonna do it by season 4.
>>745933197>>745933197>the Modern Warfare side of the CODverse has the professional military dealing with drug dealers, weapon smugglers, PMCs, and third world shitholes.It's propaganda after all, so it checks out
>>745928497lol
>>745928443more like fisher price
>IT'S STARTS WITH...
>>745937973I would pay for Limp Bizkit skins.
>>745937973ONE GAME
>>745935552>izzie isn't in gamenot fucking fair bros...
We used to have average looking guys that were still normal looking and likeable. Now we have fucking ugly ass faggots and abominations like these:>>745928443>>745928825
>>745938643Pic unrelated
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>>745938346I DONT KNOW WHY
Anyone still playing Call of Duty in 2026 is a retard
slow ttk is the biggest fucking casual indicator and ruins so many games. like holy shit its dogshit when you can tank 15 rounds from a battle rifle from 6 feet away, completely turn around and still kill the dude who caught you by surpriseits fine to HAVE slow ttk as an option, just fucking split it up into "casual dog shit dad weekender mode" and "actual gamer for mature gamers such as myself" modes. jesus christ
>>745939735Fuck you, shortening ttk ruined half the shooters I've played.
>>745940674based, get out of my games casual
>>745930458>sights in CoDHow long ago was the thing where you could move in circles while aiming and get perfect autoaim with a controller?
YOU'RE mad because Price looks like a mutt. I'M MAD because we're FINALLY getting a Korean War video game but its set in near-future fag world where the KPA is run by a woman and I'm sure China will have zero involvement whatsoever.We're not the same. You fucking peasant.
>>745929815>swimsuit skinOnly reason I'd buy CoD, If it didn't cost $80 with one year expiration date
>>745939735fast ttk is for casual retards who are too retarded to play a shooter
>>745941729>get blow the fuck out unless the game moves like molasses>n-no your the bad o-onekek
you know someone is a retard who just wants to shoot bots when he complains about slow ttk>>745941796fast ttk is for causal retards who are bad at games
>>745941850>cant win a fight unless he has an entire hour to reactlmao
>I randomly see you first so I winretards think this is skillgo play bot matches you retards
>>745941894stop coping you pathetic casual retardgo play bot matches you retard
>>745939735>>745940951>>745941796>>745941894troon melty
>>745928443>>745930262ONE GAME
>>745941894the reason for fast ttk is literally to remove any skill so retarded casuals like you can win for once
>>745941985if that was true than slow-ttk'ers would have no issue stomping in fast ttk. but they cant lmao, its a system designed to balance the game for consoles (ergo, casualize)>>745941947stay mad lol>>745941935git gud
love how retards crying about slow ttk exposed what a retarded shitters they are
>>745942073stop coping you retarded shitter git gud stay mad retardfast ttk is for retarded casuals the reason cod got popular because retards like you could win
>>745942073go play bot matches you retarded shitter
>>745928443thought nuPrice was a faggot back in 2019.
fast ttk and sbmm were literally made for retarded casualsso cope harder shitters
>>745942131>>745942172hang on, lemme just take3 hours to replyto theseposts
>>745942214>quake is casual and call of duty modern warfare is hardcorethe absolute STATE of /v/
>>745928443>>745928825wtf happened?
>>745942238>quake is casualYep, cope unc. You were never the "1337 g4m3r" you envisioned yourself to be
>>745942238>>745942334doesn't COD run on the quake engine?
>>745932625How has no one killed this character? She’s a cartel boss that admitted to working with terrorists to smuggle WMDs into a major American city and they just let her go. In fact why the fuck didn’t they just kill the terrorists in Mexico and let his body get found? Who would that have actually fucked over aside from the cartels/Mexican government? What the fuck does 141 care if the U.S. starts fucking them up? What do they give a shit about the Mexican spec ops tards who are the reason that bitch is out there in the first place? Yeah fuck the Vaqueeros.
>>745942334then stomp some players in quake lmao>>745942375yeah probably, but i dont see what that changes. you could add huge ttk to quake as well if you wanted to casualize it. thats basically what they did to quake champions, up the ttk on everything
>>745942435>then stomp some players in quake>playersWhat players lmao, no one plays your uncslop
>>745942294his face shrinks by 0.5% yearly, it's just taken a while for people to notice.
>>745942484and you cant beat a single one of them, lmao
>>745928443fuck he looks like the poggers dude
>>745942526Damn, he looks so weird. Reboot Price's skull looks completely different from Remastered Price. Remastered Price looks so cool and still resembles the og Price and WW2 Price(even with those big eyes). Why can't they do that with reboot Price? Why change it or why not pick an actor that looks close to original Price? this new one looks like an egg
>>745942818The actor looks...normal. This is just dogshit mocap and competency crisis on display.
>>745942238>quake has slow TTKYou're retarded. You have been using machine gun exclusively or what lmao. Quakes TTK is fucking fast during encounters but youre supposed to constantly use movement and gain HP/armor from pickups on maps but the default TTK values are fast.
>>745928443We have price at home sweetie, fisher .
>>745943061oof, anon. read the post again
>>745928443Looks like he paid the PRICE
>>7459358292019 had actual effort and talent behind it; nearly burnt out seniors that were promised full reign how to reinvent the series. And their reward was to be relevant for less than a year.After MW2019, the final modicum of trust in the series for me is gone and I played until CW and MWII-2. For what it's worth I think this new one looks alright, but I'm not trusting their ability to manage it long term and I'm tired of their consoom new thing-manner of developing games.
>>745928443I think studios really need to give up on the rendering every hair molecule meme. The end result always looks shit and takes up more resources than necessary.
I'm just gonna say it: I like BO7's MP more.
i dont know how these games can ever really do anything new or different when they come out every single year,people used to be able to say wait until it's your favorite devs turn to make a game but that hardly even matters now because all of them are working on every game at this point
>>745937973>23 GAMES>I DON'T KNOW WHY>THIS SHITTY OVERDONE SERIES JUST WONT DIE
>>745933197CoD4 and the whole iraq war recruitment tool was the peakI have teor 1 SOF high speed low drag elite special operator operating operationally fatigueI just wanna be a boot
>>745928825Moistcritikal?
>>745928443no fucking way
nope, sorry, still playing black ops 2
>>745945837>xe thinks the McDonalds of video games will ever die
>>745944408It's a lot better than mw4 that's for sure
>>745930262Forfeit the game
>>745932625we get this bloched version of valeria cuz fans were too thirsty.but I miss the biggest bro of the franchise
>>745928443>>745928825>>745942294>Nuke the USApeak vidya bong rep
Where my uncs at?
>>745928443Game is bussin only the uncs are mad
>>745928443You forgot the kino caption>Simon... Makarov laced my cigars with Russian fent... I need you to give me 50 quid for more.
I cannot even fathom the idea of people still buying new CoD games. Who is doing this? You buy it play it for like 9 months, and just move onto the next CoD? Rinse and repeat?
>>745947893>Just fock my shite up m8
>>745947838How is this any different than bhopping around unc slop games
>>745928443nice of them to include dj bobo as a cameo
>>745942409Im going to laugh if in-universe sinoala cartel members are less morally-bad than US pmcs (shadow company) and you just have price with that cartel lady shooting them 80% the time for price campaign
>>745928443OH ENGLAND...DIVERSITY...IS OUR STRENGTH...GOD ER ALLAH SAVE THE KINGERINO...
>>745947838that aim assist goes hard
>>745947719>dies
>>745928825He really fucking does look like Pestily kek
>>745947838Why is he playing a shooting game on PC with a controller? It's an inferior input method.
>>745947838this is just quake for goyim that listen to cardi-B
>>745935552fortnite ification of games
>>745947484>>745932625at least they stopped catering to the fucking kurdish apes and seemed to have dropped that storyline altogether
>>745942484everyone is on quake live
>>745947838nice aim assist
>>745934198Black Ops 8 could tell the story about Frank Woods service in the 1950 Korean conflict.
>>745952305yeah, just what I want to see is slide-canceling through frozen trenches with an m1 carbine
>>745933197Acti's tranny devs don't want to set the BO games in the new Cold War because they're all third worldists.
>>745947838this shit looks so retarded
>>745928825Nice of Delta Squad to employ people with Down’s Syndrome
>>745952586uh what
>>745947838>dude uncs just aren't good enough for these fast-paced FPS games>but I will never, ever use MKB and have to actually aim myself without modern aim assist (aimlock)
>>745947838and they say arena shooters are dead
>>745928825>>745942294price is based on this guy, irl SAS that went into the iran embassy and saved those hostages
>>745929815im sticking to battlefield 6 as a long term cod player after switching to it, you just dont get that sense of full on chaos destruction war and large scale gun fights as you do in battleifleld everything is now 8 by 8 box that you spawn 10 people inside they spawn in front of you behind you, you instantly die they bunny hop into sliding with their aim assist turned up to the max and mkb cant do anything about it also get fucked it only lasts a year get fucked muzzle smoke is all over the screen mkb get fucked sideways lmao also get fucked skill based matchmaking you play good your ping is shit, you play good it takes 3 minutes to find a lobby battlefield fucking won
>>745941095>the KPA is run by a womanIs it Kim's hot sister?
>>745941095>caring about the moviegame campaign.The Ai generated Neon Furry skin has more dignity.
>>745947838I just want them to remove EOMM so I could actually play the game and not have littoral scripted defeats before I even click play because the system would put 2 of those sweaty autists against me.
>>745952908He said NEW cold war
>>745930693zest status?
>>745943636cold war could have been so much more if gayvid never happened
>>745928443FUCK
>>745956281They're never removing that one, anon. They just tried to justify adding it back in mw4 and ended up brewing a shitstorm over on xitter with community posts and shit
>>745928443Finally! I'm represented
Is he still looking for those fookin missiles?
