'uck on 'eck
>>745943825this is so fake
>>745943829>fakejust like your mom's boobs
>>745943857come back when you have a real duck
GET THE *UCK OUTTA HERE!!!
>>745943829Can you tell from the feathers, and from having seen a lot of ducks in your time?
>>745943825Someone put 'uckmann there
>>745943994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2votLjYGJc
>>745944035I wonder how many anons still get this reference
>>745944148there isn't a person still on this website that doesn't know what shoops are
>>745944035Unironically yeah.
I miss ick on eck so much it’s unreal
'ick in 'uck
>>745944205Tell me about ducks. Why do they wear the mask?
>>745943825hes going to scratch the screen....
>>745944180isn't it all zoomers now?
>>745944706genuine users consist mostly geriatrics (me) and botszoomers ('teens) are here just to shitpost and grief retards
ducks aren't real
>>745944761>zoomers ('teens)Buddy, zoomers are turning 30 next month.
>>745945463portmaneau of people who frequent the shartyI know they're not literal teenagers. Applying>'to words is a part of their vernacular. eg. So i + teen = 'teen.
>>745944434
>>745945463>zoomers already at retirement agelol
>>745944205>>745945564If I pull that off, will they die?
>>745945673it would be extremely quackers
>>745947142see that duck? you can feed it
Good AI sloppa.
'eck on 'ock
A duck walked into the fucking gamestop.
>>745948745And he asked. . . Got any grapes?
>>745948815The man said "no".
>>745944434Criminals wear masksDucks are notorious rapists
>>745943825SUPREME CHAMPION
>>745949070
>>745943825
Alright let's get political.
>>745945673It would be extremely quackful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE2OjvyJmjEI rewatch this every once in a while. Sometimes you just wanna see a whole lotta ducks, ya know?
>>745949293Who wouldn't want to see that many ducks?
I want to buy one. I found an incubator the other day and I want to use it.
>>745944046'EXT 'UY!
>>745949293The armies of the Mordor marching through the Shire... Hope is lost.
>>745943825>AIYou could have used a real 'eck
I love duckies so much bros
>>745947381>>745949178You're a big bird.
>>745952571
>>745948982And necrophiliacs
>>745943825MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSS
>>745948365weathered wood looks so sexy
>>745943829Gave is my uncle and he says it’s real
>>745952571>>745952571>>745952571>>745952571
>>745953342DuckSlide! Woo-oo!
Wife took the kids out shopping today.
here in Canada we have these fuck-huge geese that will maul you with their wings (they're muscular) if you bother themi know its not the duck's fault that their cousins are assholes but yeah i can't exactly forget the trauma
>>745954067Fellow leaf here, just grab the neck and they can't do anything.
>>745943825i love these little quackers
>>745944302He was a pedophile
>>745953342Heckin' wholesome
>We never got to see the ecker glaze the steam machine with his bear semen
glorious ducksu
Really loving these /an/ posts on /v/ today, guys! Thanks for brightening my day!
My freezer is broken so my ducks started melting!
Watch jannies delete this thread because they are a bunch of joyless cunts.
>>745956519They do need to make room for the twenty GTA threads, I understand.
>>745956641Mallard ducks are so based. Keep postan.
>>745955971Duck 9 is the end of evangelion
>>745954187why would i care? i'm not a pre-teen boy/girl*wink* *wink* ;)
>>745956804
My lizard is behind me watching me post birds and she doesn't like it.
>>745956519Acknowledging a faggot that ruined the board for years isn't really a good look.
>>745955171Couldn't think of any good wordplay with the 'achine so he quit all together
>>745957042I don't even know who you're talking about. I'm talking about how shitty the jannies are on /v/.>>745956965A king I can kneel before!
>>745957134Let madness take the world
>>745957042Why would you even single out a janitor when they're all terrible?
>>745955971It's been awhile since I've seen the duck on the west coast. Wonder where it is.
i luv ducks
>>745948858>GuidesCasual Duck
>>745957030What's she going to do about it?
Best thread on /v/ right now
>>745957571She is currently spinning in circles in her water bowl.
>>745957030lizards are always angry though
>>745957881Okay I took her outside and she instantly took a shit on the heated blanket on the porch and calmed down.>>745958593Glad my beardie knows what her own reflection is.
This is now a Durulz thread.
'uck in 'top
test
>>745959358r/ ban
>>745943825>>745948365AI image
What game does she play?
>>745959660Ducks don't play video games, they just content farm.
I often considers ducks to be one of the most perfectly designed animals in the entire animal kingdom. Something about their character design is so perfect. There's nothing to change
>>745959229cute!
>>745959823meme champion? damn, good duck
>>745959823They really are perfectly round and pleasant to look at.
>>745943825I went to the zoo the other day and they had a big lake with ducks and koi fish and the ducks seemed like real assholes. I was feeding some bread to the koi and the ducks came striding over and fucking kicked the fish out of the way to get their cut.What's their fucking problem?
>>745959942They run that lake
'uck on 'ire
>>745959942You really shouldn't be feeding either of them bread, try seeds of some kind instead.
>>745959942>last year>eating at a Sonic>duck wandering around>server says he always sits around here waiting for customers to feed him>hand him a piece of hotdog bread>he pecks my hand
>>745960291Shoulda been a whole hotdog, fucko.
>>745957097'ubes on 'ube
>>745943825ducks are OP
>>745953342They aren't doing this for fun. They are instinctively going towards water and when they realize the rest of the ducklings are still up there, they run back up to join the flock. It's kind of sad when you realize how instinctual animals are.
>>745959942Peaking duck...
remember when there were two constant spammers, vidya butts and ick on eck? those were fucking dark times man
>>745961092that's the same guy, idiot. and he still posts
>>745953342>>745960683can we harness this power? could we build a perpetual motion machine out of this?
>>745961092Frankly I prefer them to what we have now>AI-generated [BREAKING NEWS]>500000 GTA threads>/pol/-bait threads
>>745960051What are those? Koi fish?
>>745961290This is pretty much how my lizard is looking directly behind me while I post these birds, which is the only thing she hates.>>745961303Ye.
>>745960683It's actually because they're reaching for food in the tray at the top of the slide.
>>745961176>and how does your renewable energy work sir?>well you see, by using this slide, the ducks create kinetic energy>and i use that kinetic energy to boil water
>>745945564Spooky
Most people don't know this but ducks are actually pretty powerful animals considering their body weight
>>745959942>>745959989>and where are the dinosaurs now?>you're lookin' at em asshole
>>745961290Its bathing in the tub
>>745959146dont help them and just trick them instead
We I was a child I tought that Quake was the title of that game were you had to hunt the ducks
I posted this before.>be around 8>feeding ducks bread at a pond>guy and his friends (they looked like high schoolers) show up>he rides his bike and tries running over ducklings while his friends are laughingI hope he got hit by a car.
>>745959823besides the rape instinct and cock-rot problems yeah they are pretty great
>>745958903He is wearing a hat!
>>745963612
>>745960039that's an 'oose
>>745965508
>>745963689Needs the musichttps://youtu.be/CwGfMgFWcT4
>>745954067Geese are cunts, and I have no remorse shooting them when they’re in season.
>>745963395ducks are very beautiful animals
>>745965508the oose is loose
Geese are cooler than ducks.
>>745966793Wrong
>>745966793Geese vs Ducks are like Crocs vs Gators, you can instantly tell which one is evil from looking at them.
>>745944148only real oldheads will get it...
>>745966793Fuck off Gladstone Gander
>>745967210no wonder the ancient egyptians were so afraid of those things, jesus.
>>745967210I wonder why they let go once they get a good grip.
*improves your beach experience*
>>745944035>Top of the head>Shadowing on the left side of the duck>Reflection in the 'eck's screen>Face buttonsThat's what I immediately noticed
>>745961242>durr hurr i prefer ick on eck!That guy and his retarded insane proxy service was used to spam monkey gore and real CP.Like, why do you faggots miraculously forget this? What's next? I am gonna be accused for liking said garbage threads you mentioned?
this is the best thread on this website
They don't want you to know this
>>745967967Why would you go into his threads?>Hrm yes this thread on /v/ has a bare fucking cock in the OP, let's see what's in here!
>>745943825Built for Peking
>>745968093On the fucking CATALOG, you disingenuous little nigger. If you're this hell bent on defending some sodomites good name, you're probably form the bunch who did it.
>>745968220
>>745967210He may look nicer. But alligators have by far the stronger bite force against the american crocodile.In fact they fall just short of salties and have the 2nd most powerful bite of any animal recorded. Theoretically the nile croc should be higher too but it hasn't been measured.Also, a shark's bite force is roughly proportional to it's size. So, theoretically, a 20 foot (massive but possible) great white shark would easily top the charts according to one model.
>>745943825Too many mutha 'uckas 'uckin with my 'eck.
>>745943825What an 'ucky 'uck for having an 'eck.
>>745967967it was also used for creating husbando/gay furry generals but they will all swear up and down they had nothing to do with it lolgay "people" are just utter pedophiles
the duckies from the lake next door are gone
>>745943825Bro, you just fucking MURDERED a brown theft auto 6/the pozzbloods thread... Be ashamed...
>>745965508'oose is 'oose
>>745943825cute ducky
Why don't vidyas have Muscovy ducks? I like them far more than Mallards.
>>745943825Okay, but where is the 'ick?
>>745967967I don't believe you.
>>745968901Sorry, I was really hungry
>>745969065They don't quack.
Now that’s just ridiculous.
>>745967967Not saying he wasn't foul but someone needed to keep the moderation in checkNow they just ERP in their approved generals or nuke video games they don't like.
>>745968392
>>745969347And for the shark part
>>745969415very pretty eyes
>>745969587I ran out of ducks so I may as well post sharks.Lizard is still running around behind me.
>>745969415
>>745967781They aren't trying to kill each other, IIRC this was a territory dispute. They're just gauging each others strength and trying to threat display.
>>745969771
'ick on 'uck
>still upmods: gods
>>745944035I'm somewhat of a duck experthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KvgQIBcdRk
>>745970295There's twenty GTA threads up that they have to monitor, they don't give a shit about /van/ right now.
>>745969831But if you eliminate the compatition, the territory dispute stops. Especially when the other one isn't part of your species.
>>745970552Telling someone to "fuck off" is much easier and less energy consuming than fighting to the death.
>>745961242https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
>>745959146The ducks are key to unifying the tribes; gotta kill them all
>>745970552Humans are basically the only species that thinks like this. Every other animal is always thinking in terms of short term stamina consumption.
>>745961303
>>745970797Mmmm bellets :DDDD
>>745969062why did he do it?
>>745967974yeah and its not even close
>>745969831>territorial disputeCrocodiles and alligators do not live on the same continents.
>>745957042funnily enough the jannies lost so hard they just leave him alone now in eg speedrunning generals, even when everything else is more closely moderated in them.
>>745971025does he know?
>>745970854what a beautiful smile
>>745970854Awww, he's smiling! :)
>>745943825I saw some swans and ducks yesterday
>>745961701I'm a big fan
>>745970795Chimps have wars too tho. There's one going on right now
>>745969310>>745969154>But...End your fucking life.
>>745953342>>745960683while(true): if distance(flock, this) > 100: moveTo(flock) else if (distance(water, this) > 30: moveTo(water)
>>745971560Neither of those posts have>Butin them.
>>745971218I can tell how safe and relaxing this is because of the thick layers of chainmail he has to be in.
i hope the next device will be called Steam Slate so that the fairer sex too can participate in shitposting.
>>745971218Gee Anon, how come your mom lets you pet two sharks?
>>745943857the start and select button of the Steam Deck stick out from the machine, idiot
>>745971679It's like woodworking.It's pretty damn safe and relaxing, the safety gear is just for peace of mind. There's less than five shark "attacks" a year, and those are more like>Shark sees new thing>Bites new thing to see if it's food>Oh it's not food I'll let it go
>>745943825AI duck. You can see it on the cheek feathers
>>745971437There are a few animals that do it (ants are another), but the majority don't. Crocs and gators have the lizard brain debuff, so they aren't really capable of such long term planning.
Alright /v/ I got shit to do today. I enjoyed posting ducks and now sharks for you all, someone else take over.
>>745972096No
Guys literally only want one thing
>>745971560Fuck off.
Sharks are cooler than ducks
>>745972826>sharks>cool
Snuggles
>>745973429
>>745971662owned
>>745973429what is birb doing?
>>745973756Chilling
>>745970795>>745971849That's fair. If you're unable to rally your kin for a concerted effort, why would you extend effort either.
>>745943825>>745957042the gay furfag pedophile known as l*to will get arrested and you know it :^)
i love animals so much bros
>>745971849>Crocs and gators have the lizard brain debuff, so they aren't really capable of such long term planning.I can't wait for the day this meme dies
>>745952882if you like weathered wood, check out lemonparty.org
based /v/an/ thread
uncs are bird watching lol
>>745975471It's true
>>745970701fucking love me some stan
>>745943825>>745943829>>745944035rare soulful sure
My favorite /an/imal?/an/teater. And I WON'T be playing GTA. lol!!!
>>745977050I love my rabbits
>>745977367Here's a photo to prove it's Vidya
This thread wasn't on my bingo
>>745977050look at that schnozz
>>745976742What a retard
>>745977050>the guy she tells you not to worry about
>>745978695he's a family man.
The thinking man's PSN avatar.
>>745968089>see bird>happiness sparkedholy shit it worked.
>>745969310>but someone needed to keep the moderation in checkYeah, by being part of the problem. Good job faggot.
>>745979849dude fucks
>>745980191achievable natty?
>>745975003You just know
Here's a good onehttps://youtu.be/mg7Qxr70IR0
