What's their endgame?
>>745946124Do nothing, then win.
>>745946124Elevating the games industry to a new level of greatness by outliving all of their westoid competitors.
>>745946124Making you cum until all you see is your childhood.
>>745946309Who's gonna jacking me off?
>>745946124Making fun games.
>>745946124The next Disney
>>745946124Making games.Somehow everyone else is struggling with this very simple idea.
>>745946124>be 10% less shitty than the competition>win
>>745946124Complete livestock infantiization>>745949291And somehow tendies struggle with playing them
>>745946124Complete global saturation!
>>745949937Says the little baby faggot not playing any games as we speak.I'm sure Wolverine will be great!
Make video games.
>>745950340Horrifying. please god destroy them.
>>745946124Trying to shoot themselves in the foot the most as possible while still being the good guy by being the one who does it the least
Can't wait for the Zelda movie, it's gonna be such a slopfestthe cope is gonna be unreal
>>745950307Sorry, tendie, but jacking off to sales numbers and cuck porn isn't "playing videogames", but being worthless slave cattle (a condition you share with the snoytroons you oh so despise)Now stay shut unless you actually have something worthwhile to add to the conversation
Profit. Just like every company.
>>745946178Doing a shit job at it
>>745950587>Mention they m,ake videogames>Faggot starts sperging out with 'Muh SaLeS!' and shits himselfLmao, what having no games does to a motherfucker.
>>745946124release new games at regular intervals
>>745946124Becoming Disney.
>>745950717big if true
>>745946124use movies to make new people become aware of nintendo properties
>>745946124invest heavily in R+D
>>745950716I'd believe you if you and your fellow subservient chattel at least made an attempt at discussing them (or even pretending to do so)But alas, that's not the world we find ourselves in
>>745950772they think it's hard but they're taking measures to make it happen
>>745946124Nintendo doesn't do endgames, that's why they've survived this long. While everyone else is chasing trends and making billion-dollar gambles, Nintendo just quietly putters along with more sustainable strategies.
>>745950489I'm dreading it a little, but I'm also curious the same way I was curious about 2 girls 1 cup. Unlike with Mario, they still try to pretend this franchise has some prestige. They'll hold up that mask but in reality the movie will be a reference fest with ugly cgi gorons and celebrity cameos.
>>745950842and doing the lowest amount of fucking effort because Nintendo fanboys have spawned and are just as their toddlers, satisfied with key-jangling meme festsit's gonna be so funny when that does not work for the Zelda movie lol
>>745946124Grow an army of loyal cultists then rob them blind
>>745951012Yeah there's no way it'll be anything but mid, but it can't be a dreadful tiktok-tier referencefest like the Mario movies. It will probably not even tank financially because the budget is likely not above 200mil and the brand is strong
>>745950904Yeah, sadly I have to live with faggots like you who don't even play videogames to begin with because just mentioning games makes you seethe 100% of the time.
>>745951113>but it can't be a dreadful tiktok-tier referencefest like the Mario movies. You might be thinking too highly of them. I don't know, maybe you're right but that won't automatically make the movie less bad. Modern Nintendo has an aversion to anything remotely scary or weird, so they'll compile the most generic fantasy elements without any of the wit of Harry Potter. It will be the most bare bones take on the hero's journey formula.
>>745951201You seem to mistakenly believe you're talking to one of your fellow discordtendies
>Nintendo does nothing, wins while SNOY is heavily boycotted todayHow do they do it?
>>745951626>so they'll compile the most generic fantasy elements man I'm gonna be real with youthat's kinda what Zelda is. I know fans lose their shit and jack it to "timelines" and write lorewikis, but in terms of characterization and worldbuilding, there really isn't much there. Which is not a knock against the games, it's probably my favorite game series, and I think it works *because* it keeps it simple and leaves room for imagination, their breezy that way.But at their core, their stories? Super basic and generic. Which is why I think the movie can only be mid, bc if you want to do something great, you would have to invent and expand a *ton* in a smart way, and I don't think Nintendo cares about that. That shit doesn't play in movieform imo
>>745951658Anon, while you're been shitposting non-stop in your lack of games, I've been playing Nioh 3 on my PC.Keep seething though, I'm sure you will make someone upset.
>>745951626And I forgot to mention, they can't just make a movie the way they see fit because it HAS to include the gorons, and it HAS to include the zoras, and it HAS to include the bokoblins, and it HAS to include Ganondorf, etc.
>>745951880Sure you have, serf
>>745946124They will drip feed one new mario or zelda game every 10 years and recycle the same switch concept for the rest of time.
>>745946124>being the only physical games company in 2030>the only company with relevant exclusives>the only non streaming "only" console after 2035>hosting a lot more quality indie games (like steam)>a really good connection to fromsoftware>a really good connection (again) to capcomThey just do, what they always did: Innovation, fair pricing and games that will stay relevant for years.
>>745951880>Windows 11>Google Chrome>Light mode>Black time zone>Discordgo back
>>745951945>No refuteI accept your concession faglord, have fun finding some else to engage with your shitflinging, I got more Nioh 3 to play.Hope you actually get games to play too.
>>745946124Their endgame is making /v/ seethe.
>>745952042>Showing proof that I'm playing games is LE BADI bet you don't even play games yourself.
>>745951876fugg I wrote "their" instead of "they're", it's over>>745951927I'm not so sure about that. Yeah sure, many would *want* all the races and the storylines etc they love the most, but idk man. We don't know shit - if this a part of a potential trilogy, they're not gonna blow their load early, and also...no idea what the budget is, maybe we get one shitty CG Goron and that's it
>>745952123sorry, I just joined I'm NTA. I just wanted to comment on your picrel
>>745952049refutes are for people :)
>>745946156Nah, as much a people love the "Do nothing" meme, in Nintendos case it is more that they are late adopters so by the time THEY are moving to do something that was considered shitty people are over it. Like paid online, digital only titles, Season Passes, DLC, Etc people are over it or it was only in Japan and so "obscure" people never realize they already did it (SatellaView, Famicom Disc System "rentals", eCards) by the time they try it again.It's not so much that they "Do Nothing" it is that they "Do Thing" when people stopped caring about Thing, or end up damage controlling fast, i mean that Cardboard thing sure came and went.
>>745952138>if this a part of a potential trilogy, they're not gonna blow their load earlyThe first Mario movie went way beyond just including things from a single game. For the next one they were able to include more obscure references.As for the setting of Zelda, Twilight almost contains Ocarina of Time in its entirety, and Breath of the Wild did it again. I don't expect the movie to be different. By their standards they'll show restraint if they don't reference the Wind Waker.
>>745952735yeah but the Mario movie is an animated Illumination slopfest, you can fire off references at tiktok speeds no problemyou can't do that in a live action Zelda movie that ostensibly takes place in a internally coherent worldThey'll 100% go for "muh fantasy epic" shit
>>745946124Healthcare coverage for all employees.
>>745952395When Switch 3 launches in 2035, digital only will be so far in the past that nobody cares.
>>745952942The Zelda movie won't have as many references as Mario but it will still be constructed around them. Miyamoto is the one responsible once again. Also the director is genuinely a Zelda fan, which isn't necessarily good or bad but he's guarenteed to suck on Miyamoto's nipples. References here don't have to get in the way of a basic fantasy plot, they can easily be part of it. The problem is they'll always pick the most well known characters over ones that are interesting or fitting, and once in a while they'll waste some time establishing that the brown horse is called "Epona" and that kind of shit.
>>745954165>they'll waste some time establishing that the brown horse is called "Epona" and that kind of shit.if they show fucking STACKED Malon along with Epona, I'm in
>>745946394Princess Peach
>>745954316Too dainty. I need Daisy to do it, she'd rip my dick off
>>745954592Luigi...
>>745954247Uhm, modern audiences aren't into that sort of thing
>>745946124I used to think they were planning on keeping their reputation as a toy company, but then they went all in on paid online, renting ROMs to you, charging for next-gen patches, and game key cards. lol
>>745956121just drop marketing (lies) that Malon's trans, and suddenly they're all over sex scenes etcgotta play the game
>>745956363Or show don't tell. Just give her a huge bulge.
>>745951975>and recycle the same switch concept for the rest of time.Probably. It reminds me of how apple used to be THE innovative company. Though they made the right call by not doing weird shit for the sake of it.
>>745946124Smell o vision
