Well....what about Shepard?
>>745946908
Femshep is for TRANNIES and HOMOS. That is all.
>>745946908Survived as a gestalt entity consisting of himself and the greater Reaper consciousness.
>>745947182SPBP.It's time we free Mass Effect from its hostile takeover.
>>745946908>he knows how hard games can be shilled>he witnessed his board being spammed by BG3 shills and E33 shills for months
>>745946908Shepard is a faggot.
>>745947768Only for Kaidan
Who the fuck is Shepard?
First name Adrian.Last name ShepHARD.
>>745946908>that hint of redHe wearing Colossus armor, right?
>>745947864The guy from Stargate Atlantis?
>>745946908How fucked is the Legendary Edition? Are there mods to un-fuck it?
>>745946908I saw Commander Shepard at a gun store on the Citadel yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to make snide insinuations and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen M-96 Mattock rifles in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the rifles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any synthetic infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each rifle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying it was his favourite store on the Citadel.
>>745948092Not fucked *enough* to make the games unplayable but yeah there are mods to (partially) unfuck it and you should download those. In ME1 party member AI is completely fucked in a way that I don't remember from the original Mass Effect 1 and I don't know if there's a patch for that. Personally I would just play the original versions instead and don't waste time. Legendary edition doesn't add or fix anything.
>>745948092Some censorship here and there, plus ME1 got a lot of weird rebalancing. Some good and some bad. The Marksman nerf is annoying.
>>745948278>Legendary edition doesn't add* or fix anything.*Nothing good at least.
>>745948092shan't be playing re-release slop. play original or not at all
>>745948092>How fucked is the Legendary Edition?they really fucked up the lighting and shadows in it. the right side of this pic is the legendary edition to give you an idea.
>>745946908I like both male and female Sheppard
>>745948459>SheppardYou don't even like Shepard enough to spell HIS name right.
>>745948278>>745948305>>745948361>>745948454Seems the originals are still available on steam. I'll pick those up. I assumed they nuked them and replaced them with the "enhanced" version. I played the originals back on the 360. Good to know EA didn't go full retard in killing the old ones.
>>745948492I like both male and female Shepherd.Happy now?
>ShepherdLARP
>>745946908YOUR MAJESTY
>>745948634
Soon....
>>745947182SPBP.
https://youtu.be/uC7ymcb1Zk8?is=Q461BzWZmocJ6L_f
>>745946908He grew up in the colonies.
>>745948092Completely fucked it's based off of a broken PS3 build and while porting the game to a new version of unreal they broke multiple animations, shadows and textures across all 3 gameshttps://youtu.be/EVWc7oEMeOQJust ignore shills telling you that "MODS FIX IT BRO"Use this steam guide to get the 1st game running and looking better than the Demaster and with some cut content/bug fixes for a "Vanilla+" install that doesn't rape the game and restores some 360 effects that were missing from the original PC port.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3776093004I will try and make a Mass Effect 2 guide but gay normalfagging shit is getting in the way a lot atm
dsp has bald spot
Funny I wrongly assumed that Mass Effect 3 in the demastered editon was "the least fucked" but it appears that fuck loads of effects/animations are just broken in the pajeet edition too What a fucking god awful port cannot believe there are retarded anon's on here that willingly shill this broken piece of shit.It'd be like random anons defending the horrid Silent Hill HD collection or Halo Gearbox ports for literally no fucking reason
I like the original trilogy.
there were no sheep.
>>745946908>Colonist>Sole Survivor>SoldierYeah it's gaming time.
>>745950843
>>745948459based and correctpilledboth shepards are good and better than 99% of nu characters out there even when playing incorrectly (paragon).
>>745947172I never finished ME3, WHY did he hate Shepard? "The legend of Shepard needs to be rewritten"? That shit is like grandiose and personal. Did he even have a stated motivation? Is he a Batarian rights activist gone extremist?
>>745951036I assume he was meant to be the Shep clone in early drafts but have no evidence to support this. The way the Citadel coup plays out makes much more sense if that is the case
>>745951097The way TIM and Kai talk about Shepard in 3 you'd think he was in his 40s or so but no Shepard is only 30 years old.
I should go
>>745946908And what of good Solonius?
>>745947182K,b,c
>>745951192>Shepard is only 30 years oldThat is mature for a soldier in modern times, but Mass Effect has omni gel and gene therapy that every soldier has to take so I don't know why they had to shove in all the 'gee I'm getting old' bullshit in Mass Effect 3. I feel like the writers we just projecting
>>745952019Omni gelMedigel I meant
>>745952019Maybe Cerberus cheaped out and used Batarian parts bringing him back from the dead that are starting to fail
>>745952019Don't forget what Cerberus did to him. That mf gonna live up until 200.
>>745953081Honestly Shepard becoming a cyborg was kind of jarring
yes, what about Shepard?
THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?
>>745953607You.
>>745953192Sauce
>>745946908>I'm commander Shepard but I guess I'm now your therapist. >You could say, "Hey what's your name?" "Would you like something to drink? "What sound will you make when my cock destroys your pusssieeee?"
>It's my cock, Shepard. It's freakin' HUGE and it matters here.>I'm all these guys have. I LIKE IT. YOU JELLY.
>>745953192how did they get away with a canonically futa race in a normie triple a game
>>745953192>>745954285Kill yourself.
>FutaSLOP>FemshepYWNBAW.
>>745954426BUILT for babymaking sex.
>>745954605>canonically mother of Shepards little blue childrenIt is what it is.
>>745947172Leng is SHIT.
>>745954426Guh...
>>745946908>BAH
I'm gonna say it. If this game isn't out by 2028H2, Mass Effect is dead. Bioware needs to ramp up communication, because the fanbase is basically dead. That means that the game won't synergize with the TV show, because if the TV show got green lit on Monday, it is 2.5-3 years from releasing the first episode, putting it in 2029 territory, and past any point that means anything to EA/Bioware for the game's launch. Even then, since they are still not in full production, because Bioware are still looking for a Production Designer, so either the game will be so scaled back to hit a 2028 release, or be prepared to see a fucking mess of a market product.Effectively, it makes no sense for EA to keep funding this project.
>>745955056Liara might actually be the last main cast virgin in a major Western game.
>>745948092>>745948454Modded LE1 is the best Mass Effect experience that you can have. I'm tired of pretending it's not.>massive bugfix patch>photo mode>countless weapon and armor mods>talent and ability overhauls>improved visual fidelity of most every single asset in every location>flexibility of having more current tech>backporting of ME2 and ME3 content/weapons/armor/abilities>better Mako handling mod>better QoL mods>lots of new emails from squadmates>story updates that come on the private terminal like in ME2>new PDAs with lore scattered around the galaxy>the Diversification Project makes major areas like the Citadel actually feel full of unique aliens that can even walk around>even includes female Turians from ME3>doesn't require installing a dozen texture and mesh mods just to be comparable to other games in the series>installing texture mods breaks your ability to install any new mods on top btw, so if you want another mod but you installed HD textures then you have to disable all mods and restore your files to vanilla and start over from the very beginningIf you've never played Mass Effect before you should probably play the original games without any mods for a first playthrough. But if you have played these games before and you know what they contain then there's plenty of benefit to be found with the LE version for revisiting the series. Especially when it comes to improvements that can be found with gameplay. Despite the many small differences and discrepancies that do exist in the visual design that does make the original stand out as a very unique work in the series, overall for 90% of your actual playtime the LE1 version looks much better than the original game does. You have to mod the shit out of the original game to get HD textures and environments and characters that are comparable to later games, whereas you only need one or two clicks with LE1 to restore/remix and modify most every missing light/effect.
>>745948278Only reason I'm considering Legendary Edition is so my choices can seamlessly carry over to ME2 and 3. The 2010 version of ME2 doesn't seem to work anymore on Steam.
>>745956310Maelle
>>745951036He tried to steal Shepard's cereal, but it was booby-trapped, hence all the cybernetics
>>745956303I honestly don't know what is taking them so long.
>>745956442If you're playing for the first time LE is fine but the purist in me tells you that it's worth it to experience the originals firstLE1 is a great way to experience the game that feels more in-step with the games that follow it though. Especially if you get some of the really cool overhaul and backport mods that add stuff from ME2 and 3 into the game like the N7 armor sets, updated Alliance uniforms and armors, Cerberus armors, advanced varieties of Geth units, or the Diversification project that adds ME2 and ME3 alien models onto the Citadel
>>745953136It's insane how it's completely glossed over and virtually means nothing in the story. If Shepard had never died in the intro of 2, literally nothing would've changed
>>745956875Probably internal paralysis.>the game they were making was built during 2019-2020>during COVID, BLM, Summer of Love and George Floydism>Veilguard came out and tanked>permanently poisoned new casts, new protagonists and fresh starts for Bioware>can't pivot>need to restart>restart causes delay>need to make game for 2028+ standards>can't even do better than Baldur's gate from 2023>IPs flopping left and right>internal struggles>amazon show likely falling through>nothing to show while stalling>only viable option at this point is to go fully back to Shepard, but really don't want to>stall some more>still not out of pre-production>RAM and hardware price issues, uncertain for what hardware to make the game>stall some more>it's almost 2027>nothing to show for>fanbase dwindling from lack of information and any kind of news/talk from Bioware>potentially release in 2029+ to a dead fanbase>flopAll these have them paralyzed.
>>745956541Not a romance option and sexual experience is never a subject of discussionLiara is certainly the only virgin waifu from a AAA Western game that explicitly tells the player she's never had sex before, as far as I can tell
>>745948092Nowadays you can "un-fuck" most things. The biggest issues with LE that I noticed after a recent playthrough are:>Big bug eyes for the characters. There's no mods to fix this although I think Primitives does the best job.>The holograms in ME1 look like garbage and again no mods to fix it.>Even with the official bug fixes there's far more bugs then the OG. ME3 in particular is fairly borked.>Audio often gets cut off or doesn't play. This includes speech and music especially in the clubs like Afterlife. If you're willing to go through the process of modding it LE probably is slightly better once you remove the censorship and apply some QoL stuff but the OG's are better for a first time run imo.
Shiala.
>>745957026I did play the originals back in the day, I just mean for my replay. I still have the original ME1 on Steam so I might play that on its own for the authentic kino then do LE for a full trilogy run. Will look into those mods for that.
>>745957402You can be Green Liara
>>745946908He really hates Batarians, i hope he doesn't find mass relay to blow up in their star system
>>745957402Why are you green?
>>745957607Thorians.
>>745957592> systems alliance logo on an alienImpossible. This image is fake and gay.
>>745957592No, actually this is my gf (second wife)
>>745957708And this is my wife
>>745957685>he doesn't know
>>745957784> 3Mostly non-canon, so my point stands.
>>745957708>>745957782It's a memeDon't get insecure over it>>745957824Goalpost: moved
>>745957845>Goalpost: movedUmmm, no. 3 is non canon, so everything in 3 is also non canon. Are you stupid?
>>745953081Cerberus wanted Shepard to become the Emperor of Humanity and put humans above the xenos. Why wasn't that an option
>>745957983Azure is too STRONG. Just ask TIM.
>>745946908I already told you last time I know you are making these threads and to stop it.
>>745952019>gee I'm getting old' bullshit in Mass Effect 3I don't recall there being anything like that
Is this your leader of pro-human organization?
>getting triggered over the Asari waifu (canonically) wearing an Alliance uniformWhat sort of mental illness is this?
i replayed the games recently for the first time in ages. when the theme played on the menu with the planet scene in the background, hit me so hard in the feels bros. simpler times.
>>745955853>discord troon mating calllike clockwork
>>745958146No alien belongs in the Systems Alliance, sorry. It's a human-only organization. You wouldn't expect a human to become a member of Asari Commando or a Krogan wartribe? See how stupid you really are?
>>745958115>even TIM is getting blue pussy on the sideThe allure of azure is spellbinding.
For me, it's captain Wasea.
>wouldn't expect a human to become a member of Asari Commando
Why the fuck is Ryder so weird looking in Andromeda? Even when you customize him, he has the proportions of a baby.
>>745958337> AndromedaEven less canon than 3. 3 is zero canon. Andromeda is negative canon.
>>745958337God, I never finished this piece of shit and I fucking tried to.
>>745958412He is a better man
>>745958337REEEEE NOT CANON NOT CANON NOT CANON>>745958486Keep saying shit that we can easily and specifically debunk with a single image you retarded clownStop seething about the Alliance, they aren't human supremacist and there's nothing in lore saying otherwise. The wife of the Commander of the Normandy is a member of the Alliance as soon as the Commander says she is.
>>745958586GOOOOODSSSSSSSSSS!!!
>>745958659>Stop seething about STG, they aren't salarian supremacist and there's nothing in lore saying otherwise.
>>745958659Is there an example of a non-human that is part part of the Alliance?
>>745957845>>It's a meme>Don't get insecure over itPeople presume that all things are equally appreciated.They are, in fact, not.Like Femshep posting.
>literally the only one still looking for youLiara is ride or die.
>>745958313Not a bad choice, anon. Until a justicar appears and ruins it all.
M-920 Cain supremacy
>>745958659Kys retard tranny
>>745959058>tumblr "art"
>>745947182Maleshep can't romance best guy though
>>745959354You're never going to find Japanese art for a westoid IP like Mass Effect, anon.
>>745958804Liara T'Soni and EDI can both wear Alliance uniforms in Mass Effect 3.They both just so happen to be main love interests for two high ranking Normandy crewmen. Just a coincidence btw
>>745956343>Modded LE1 is the best Mass Effect experienceNo it isn't you fucking moronic retard it's missing multiple effects, animations and camera angles the original had and ruins the way the games look
>>745959436Is that an excuse to post tumblr art, though?That is an attack on the senses.
>>745956442Do not play the fucking demastered edition just play the originals (all the DLC is now free for 1 and 2 and the multiplayer for 3 is still active) Follow some basic guides to get them up and running (literally most cases it's as simple as installing one dll file)
>>745959642EDI is still Alliance property, so her mobile platform having SA branding makes sense.
Liara is Shepard's property.
>>745959972She's not a human mate. So we have both an alien and a synthetic who are closely affiliated to the Alliance via romantic relationships that can wear Alliance uniforms
>>745960139Normandy is also not a human but it bears SA logo, retard. And stop posting non-canon content.
>>745958313for me it's Councillor Tevos
>>745960069>still seemingly looking for him hundreds of years laterWhat does she know that we don't?
By the way EDI is "it", not "she". If you disagree, then you are mentally deficient.
>>745960216The Normandy isn't a synthetic lifeformCry more about ME3 and Liara's (canon) Alliance uniform sad little clown
Trailer for N7 day. Trust.
>>745960417The whole point of SA is that it's a human organization, representing interests of humans in the galaxy. Having aliens in it simply makes no sense. They can be "allies" at best.
>>745960598>represents human interestsNothing personnel, kiddo.
>>745946908Besides Kotor and ME are there any other games where the player gets to bang hot alien bitches?
>screeching and pissing about ME3>screeching and pissing about LEKneel while I put ME3 Alliance uniform flavored content into LE1
>>745958846>It's all for you, of course.Shepard is ride or die for her.
>>745960672And? She was focused on the mission, just like Shepard.
>>745960820None that I can list off the top of my head.
>>745958337>her white fat ass is stuck in that god awful pile of garbage called andromeda
>>745961050Mods are non-canon, so you're kinda proving me right.
>>745960820You don't even get to do it in KotoR, either. There's some space bounty hunter games that might. Anyone know if Mace Griffin fucks aliens in his game? My game was fucked and crashed in the first planet.
>>745961050
>>745961447Who gives a shit about Cora?I don't.
>>745961459No mods necessary whatsoever, daft little shitter. Keep seething permanently.
>>745949806The shockwave explosion effect when the Dreadnought is destroyed moments earlier in this level also looks completely wrong in Legendary Edition. The original effect was a real shockwave, like the air itself is distorted. In the remaster it's just a spreading circle that moves through the air
Anon be like>I like eating shit!Pajeet in the sheetsShit in the streets
>>745961547You're the one trying to push yourself into believing non-canon is canon actually.
>>745961495I'd put any screenshot of yours from ME1 original up against any screenshot of mine from LE1.Go on, start posting some.
>>745947182>>745947249BASEDI'm tired of this 2 sides pandering Bioware feels obligated to.
>>745961739>Liara wears an Alliance uniform in ME3All of the day bro
>>745961945I must admit, you are persistent in your delusions.
>>745961779>retarded tranny is still defending them backporting models and textures from future games (essentially removing "old people" from ME1/2) because nuBioware are lazy IndiansYeah cool man keep posting your plastic looking dogshit instead of playing the original game the developers intended
>>745957390It's insane to me that the Scene of the Collectors boarding the Normandy STILL has botched audio 5 years after the release of the Legendary Edition.One of the pivotal most epic moments in ME2 got a botched audio where the music disappears.Absolutely insane.
>>745962050Post a planet. Post The Citadel. Post a single screenshot of a location in ME1 that you think looks good that you actually took for yourself. Unless of course you don't have a single one
>>745960820dommy mommy
2 ruined everything. No, I don't care about your shitty romance or plots that had no connection to 1 or 3.
>>745962123https://youtu.be/ftkWSz-Gqj0https://youtu.be/EVWc7oEMeOQhttps://youtu.be/rQcuML9G7u4Multiple cutscenes in all 3 games are fucked and are missing models/characters, effects and they somehow managed to fuck up camera angels on a bunch of them as well and you'll get random shit like Quarians being bugged eyed and can't blinkAudio is also just garbage on ME1 (isn't in surround sound on consoles so that's completely unfixable outside of PC and is very tinny for some random ass reason)
>>745962296All the LE planets look like they have very awful and flat lighting. This is shit we use to be getting in 2001. Imagine making a remaster of a 2007 game in 2021 and "fixing" the lighting to look like 2001.You gotta be kidding me. This looks Neverwinter Nights level of bad.
>>745962337Bots really do be out there, talking like shit be happening when it ain't
>>745962023>delusionssee>>745957824>>745957941>>745958273
>>745962467> citing old postsRunning out of arguments, I see.
>>745962296Sure tranny lets post the very first planet in the fucking game where they somehow managed to ruin the schored earth artstyle/atmoshphere the actual original devs were going for instead of the indian demaster devs
>>745962467OK, when did she enlist?
>>745962337I hope you have read the Shamus Young (RIP) blog series to that exact effect. If not, at least read this installment. https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=30968
>>745962457Truth hurts, eh?
husband
>>745962296Completely ruins the deep reds of the lava and ashbrown look the original game went for Stop shilling this shit dude it's embarrassing you do it every Mass Effect thread along with coping about 120fps
>>745946908https://youtu.be/om6QZVMX9-M
>>745962410Not seeing a single screenshot of yours bub>>745962539>white flat lighting on the character model instead of dynamic and rich chiaroscuroYikes. Looks like blurry ass dogshit. Like I said, you could post any screenshot of ME1 that you took for yourself and we can compare it to one of mine from the same area. I'll wait for you to do that>>745962651No screenshot? Hm
>Introduce Turianfu in DLC>Kill her off (stupidly) near the end>And for some reason the pet asari was her mug runcher too.Bioware, why were you so stupid...
>>745963230Because by the time of Omega dlc there was no one left to care about game's quality anymore. I AM OMEGAAAAA!!1 by C.A. Moss.
Blueberry.
>>745963504Yum.
>>745962895>>Not seeing a single screenshot of yours bubI'm not the guy you were challenging, I never agreed to anything, guy
>>745963230I am more angry we couldn't dick down Aria.
>>745963982>Wanting Mordin's sloppy seconds
>>745964076ParaCOCK would fix her.
>>745964145Based.
>>745959642>Liara T'Soni and EDI can both wear Alliance uniforms in Mass Effect 3.Okay, but are they actually part of the Alliance in the story? Shepard can wear Collector and Cerberus armor, too
>>745960672Isn't it random which one of your companions gives this opinion/depends on the squad composition?
>>745964502EDI is literally an Alliance asset in 3.
>>745947182TRVKE!!
Literally Shepard's asset
>>745963729Hot.
>>745965164Lumbar Lordosis
>>745964601She also literally has the best ass in the alliance.
>>745948092its better than the original by a mile if only because of the kino mods it has compared to the OG mod scene>t. OG trilogy veteran
>>745965328It has the body with the best ass in the alliance.
>play the original bro that demaster is le shit>okay>install the original>"this game requires administrative privileges">launches at 1024x768>plug controller in to use it as the game was originally meant to be played with one>controller doesn't work on PC version whatsoever>install mod manager>install controller mod>hell Ill install another mod too fuck it>nothing happens>Dualsense controller doesn't work?>run DS4 set to X360 controller>finally in business>change resolution settings>textures look like absolute dogshit>change graphics settings>restart the gameNow we're finally in business.
The Great DebateWhat choose?
>>745966059Infiltrator
>>745966059Adept as long as you don't mind every single enemy having barriers, shields or armor in 2.
>>745961495>>745962203>>745962378Holy fuck what did they do to ME2? I knew the first game had ruined lighting but why did they remove textures and add smoke in the demaster?
>>745966370>>745966440SIKE you thought I wasn't going to choose Vanguard
>>745966059Soldier is CANON.
>>745966059>>745967595>Male>Default face>Earthborn>War Hero>Soldier>Paragon (some Renegade prompts)>Tali romance>Best destroy ending in 3BASED and CANON
>>745948278>I would just play the original versionsThis unironically. I mean, they kinda tried to fix some issues with each game and even improved some textures here and there, but they added new ones, such as fucked up lighting and animations in the first game among other things, Kelly in 2 is extremely fugly, the multiplayer was cut from 3 and it's very buggy, even some quests don't work. The fucked up lighting and animations alone ruined ME1 LE
>>745964569Yes.Sometimes the game glitches and the same companion acts as devil's advocate to what they just said
>>745950843>>745950967finally some good shit in these threads
>>745964569>>745968426>isn't it randomNo. It's not random at all. It all depends on your choices. Liara has given me the "sacrifice the council" line every single time. I've played the game four times in the last few years. Whether I romance her or not, btw.
>>745968602
>activate Adrenaline Rush>kill 4 enemies with inferno ammo Mattock headshots>hide for 3 seconds>repeat
>>745947864OH SHID IS DAT DA ORIGAMMI KILLA
>>745950843>>745950967
Liara has eyebrows because she's...
>>745969047attracted to human men
>>745964569>>745968778It does depend on your squad. From what I remember every squad member has paragon/renegade score you can influence a bit and when you get to the option whether to save council companions have those scores compared, in some cases this leads to Liara advocating to not save the council.
>sex liara in 1>dump her for tali in 2 and 3
>>745969207>sex Liara in 1>go celibate in 2>sex Kaidan in 3
>>745969047Shepard's personal baby factory?
>>745969124I really like Liara's pussy.
literally only troons care about 'muh lighting', legendary edition made everyone not look like a burn victim so it's a vast improvement
>>745969260That's actually a pretty good quality model. If it wasn't for the mirrored hair it would've been perfect.
>>745969260How many kids?
>>745969720"A LOT"
>>745969453>yfw the lighting looks like absolute dog shit in the original all the time as well as almost everything looking like paper macheIt's tit for tat. For every moment that looks off in LE because of botched lighting, you can find an equal moment from the original that looks like complete and total ASS
>>745951036The same reason as why anything in that piece of shit game happens. Forced drama for drama's sake, implemented through obnoxious idiocy of characters and cutscene incompetence for the player.
>>745969260>peak fertility Venus tier body that will never age during your lifetime>she can fuck you with just her mind>you'll be 80 years old and completely incapable of getting it up or having sex with her anymore>but she'll still give you a fully telepathic toecurling orgasmWhat other waifu has ever approached her level of undeniability?
>>745970573Actually she'll drop you in favor of some other 20-30 yo partner. Because why wouldn't she?
Samara not being a romance option was one of many fuck ups on bioware's partI want blue milf asari pussy
>>745969373It's really damn puffy>>745970660Cope and seethe
>>745969864We would have atleast 10 kids
>>745970927Think about it logically. If you had a lifespan of 1000 years, would you limit yourself to just one partner? I'm sorry, but it makes sense for an asari to be promiscous. They are not human, they simply won't be able to relate to a single partner for that long.
>>745970927>asari with a puffy vulvayes plz
my first gf
>>745971223Facts don't care about your feelings
>>745948092>EA LauncherTurbofucked, even setting aside the borked, flat lighting.
>>745971223I can see this one has indeed thought about it logically
>>745971469big stupid jellyfish
>>745971340Why are you talking to yourself?
>>745971469If this one lived for only 100 years...then this one prefers to spend those years with a blueberry lover
All right, since you like noncanon stuff here so much, here you go.1
if someone can do better please do
>>7459717082
>>7459718173
>>7459719374
>melty
>it's back to seething about Liara's canon Alliance uniform again
ME1 was the only good game.
>>745971780Why do asari need kissing and cuddling, if they reproduce by brainfucking?
>>745947249femshep has been in the game since day 1
You guys why does the original game look like absolute fucking dogshit? Shitposters told me LE was a demaster
>>745970573Liara sex
>>745972134For you ANON For you
>>745947182I played as fem shep and I'm a masculine heterosexual man. I must be a glitch in the matrix then.
plap
>>745972286Doesn't make sense. What if Liara actually raped Shepard when she melded with him the first time on Normandy, and he didn't even realise it?
>>745946908Shep's dead, baby, Shep's dead.
>>745971469>>745971623this one shall...not procreate with thessians
How many asari could Traynor take in an asari squirt bukkake?
>>745972134Look at their lips, their sexy tight asses, their beautiful big tits. They are an entire species just begging to be dominated physically by a human man, not just reproducing with disgusting aliens that don't even eat the same kinds of food they do
>>745961495So where's the panel for modded LE?
>>745972448You retards and your victimhood complexes crying about consent like Redditors really should stop seething about Liara in every ME thread
@7459722410/10 try harder
>>745973036Aha! So she DID rape Shepard right then and there! And then she realized Shepard had never had sex with an asari, so she just kept quiet about it the whole time! "Let's have hot sweaty babymaking sex... erm... I mean, let's meld our minds together so that we uhhhh could understand the protheans better! Yes, it's about the protheans and the uhhhm... the cipher!"
>>745972247Imagine choosing a human or xeno suit rat who can't even eat spaghetti with you over the royal blue beauty
>>745971223I wouldn't mind as much. I mean she gave me loyalty the entirety of my 100 years in the universe (Dont humans live to be like 120 by ME time?), she's done enough for me. I'd feel more guilty posthumously if she was lonely for 900 years after I'm gone.
Well, what about anon?
I wanted to try ME for years but I genuinely don't want to touch the terrible EA launcher which even broke the computers of a few people. I wish they had removed it by now. (same for many other EA titles)
>>745973556>It is written: Only Anon can defeat the furfags
>>745957708That's Chuck's wife
>there will never be a scifi RPG like Mass Effect ever againHow do I cope?
>>745973881it sucks how scifi in the 2000s got replaced by fantasy in the 2010s
>>745973203Why does the original game look like paper mache dogshit with completely flat lighting bro? The textures are awful and all the materials look like paper. I was told the LE was a demaster so why does it look 10 times better in basically every single scenario?
>>745947182/thread
Assuming the Saudis allow Mass Effect 4 to happen, do you think their influence will be a good thing for nu-Bioware or make them even more retarded?
>>745949346Why is that alien wearing a toilet
>>745959893Modern Bioware is full of hacks
>>745974189Saudis allowing ME4 to happen is already a fantasy. They only care about FIFA and other sportsball games.
Good night everyone. It's late and I'm going to sleep.
Hello! My name is Anon I. Moose, and I'm the second person to post in this thread of samefagging Liaratroon's ERP.
>>745974189It couldn't be worse than Veilguard, right?
*ahem*Aliens are animals and Cerberus was right.
>>745974759
>>745974897>femshepNo wonder you don't like good qussy. You're a troon.
KEK he instantly took the bait
I'm passive aggressive, and I won. :3
>>745973881Why do studios only do fantasy now?
Liara's ass.
>>745975341Scifi requires a lot of research. Any retardedness in fantasy can be disregarded as part of the fantastical setting.
>think maybe I should give it another playthrough>start a new game>camera keeps auto-centering when I'm trying to look around while sprintingdisgusting. makes me want to uninstall
>>745947182Mass Effect? Female MCFallout? Female MCFire Emblem? Male MCSkyrim? Female MCAmerican Truck Simulator? Male DriverEuro Truck Simulator? Female Driver
>>745975571Sprinting in 1 doesn't make you go faster out of combat. It just fucks with the camera. Just jog.
Why is every suitratfag so deeply insecure about the blue beauty and her overall significance? Is it because they know she canonically belongs with Garrus? They should just be confident posting the lizard jewess with aids or whatever they imagined she was supposed to be underneath the helmet, instead of seething over superior girls
Got him to respond, but I won't quote him because I'm a passive aggressive bitch. :3
>>745975571LE1 fixes that. Sprinting isn't a gigantic headache.
>>745975645Just toss a grenade at your feet and Shepard turns into The Flash.
>>745975657Sorry I didn't read your post.Tali belongs to me.Garrus belongs to me.Liara is a quick lay in ME1 while I get ready for the main course.
>>745975546blue basketballs
I love my beautiful slender blueberry.
>>745947182Retard. Femshep is for renegade playthroughs.
I love my AIDs ridden lizard Jew wife that's dreamed of getting railed by a Turian since she was a teenager.
>>745975930>hear dumb woman trying to sound aggressive>laughFemshep is for sandwich making.
>>745976090All I can ever hear is Thorn.
>>745948217should incorporate him punching that reporter
>Sorry I didn't read your post.>Tali belongs to me.>Garrus belongs to me.>Liara is a quick lay in ME1 while I get ready for the main course.
>>745976272That's my wife.
>>745976272
>>745976272>’The mask stays on during.’
>>745975341scifi has always been rare actually, when Mass Effect came out the only other scifi rpg was KotOR at the time.Even in other genres its rare outside of generic FPS games (that shouldn't count desu). Like the number of good space sims can be counted in one hand.
>>745975645That's not true whatsoever.
>>745976367Thanks Garrus.
>>745946908what about her?
Executed 50 unarmed Batarian civilians in cold blood. Is that the kind of man we want to save the galaxy?
>>745976464KotOR is fantasy.>but space ships and lazarzScifi diverges from the real world timeline at some point.
>>745949624Replaying all 3 last year, the lighting is what stuck out to me the most. Every time you speak to someone suddenly they have a fucking ringlamp just off-screen and it is incredibly jarring.
>>745976703Star Wars is more accurately categorized as sci-fantasy so you're half correct. Anyway, its besides the point and splitting hairs only makes my comment more true, scifi is rare.
>>745976673No, it's not.That's not even the triple digits...
>>745977072Well, the original point I made was that research is necessary for scifi. You have to figure out how and why our world became that of the scifi world. If you write fantasy, any old bullshit is acceptable because it's not our world.
>>745956442>The 2010 version of ME2 doesn't seem to work anymore on Steam.But you guys keep telling me Steam lets you play your games forever.
>>745977470Plenty of people still play the originals, and they're still available on Steam, you disingenuous loser.>but the guy I replied toYou're a faggot.
Andromeda is so boring.
>>745977765It's pretty fun on Insanity if you use one of those N7 Valkyrie full auto dakka dakka builds. The story and characters are pretty awful though.
Fucking Liara.
>>745978179Don't mind if I do
>>745978663BWC only btw.
>>745975341What about the Fate of the old Republic?
>>745978839Holy based
>>745978905Really hope that actually becomes a thingIt's really just a CGI trailer to try and find some investors as of nowDisney ain't funding it
>>745978905Cope.
>>745973556>30 year old virgin>no socials>uneducated>unmedicated autism>is that the type of person we want protecting the /v/oard?>that's the only type of person who can protect the /v/oard.i'll send the e-mail.
>>745973556He is brown.
>>745975341Sci fi is harder to make. Like someone said it requires some research, devs actually have to do real work to create a world that's rooted in scientific principles and reality, not just nonsensical magicRetards get filtered
I only ever romance Human females.
>>745980858Gay.
>>745980858>science fiction game series about exploring the galaxy and interacting with aliens>"nah I'm not interested in sex with a hot alien humanoid"We all like the humans but to pretend they are what brings us to the table is just silly
>>745951036Lol iunno>t. me
>>745981367>Loves the infinite joy and majesty of an entire universe of potential which we've only just begun to even ponder exploring.>Can't imagine someone might enjoy it for anything other than alien pussy.Philistine, some of us are more cultured and seek kardashev level 3 civilisations who have built dyson onaholes so an entire solar system's energy is used to give me a blowjob I will fuck the COSMOS
>>745981595Your human female romance choices are: a Black mutt retard that calls you skipper, a sterilized coalburner ice queen turbo slut or a full-body tattooed gangraped BPD girl boss criminal with an attitude problem and a bad haircutGod forbid you prefer the aristocratic archeologist blue virgin alien (Aryan-pilled) or the geeky tech wizard purple virgin alien (Jew-pilled) since that would make you uncultured
>>745982347GOTTEM!!
Sex with Sovereign
Is ME2 truly the all time great that they say it is? If not why not? What makes you guys so right over the majority consensus?
>>745980858Based
Ah, Samara. First time getting blueballed and then cockblocked in a video game.
>>745983070In many ways yes of course, a good reputation doesn't fall out of the sky. The game is a masterclass in "execution" and there's a huge cast of memorable characters. But in many ways no way it's not, there's a massive laundry list of shortcomings that make it a cheaper and less engaging experience than the original game is.>no planet surface exploration or driving stages during main missionsMany people hated the Mako sections for being slow/boring/tedious/repetitive and having bad control, so instead of improving on uncharted worlds and the vehicle they just cut them from the game entirely. This makes the game feel much less grand and put together and it cuts out on a major source of immersion in the galaxy as you no longer get to discover anything.>thermal clipsThey removed an amazing and unique thematically relevant aspect of the sci fi world because it was too "confusing" for the retarded players who didn't understand their weapon has a cooldown.>removal of 90% of RPG elementsTalents were streamlined to shit, all of the weapons that had 10 levels of upgrades alongside layers of customization with lots of attachments and amazing ammo types that allowed each player to have a unique experience were all streamlined into strictly linear unlocks that you find in predetermined areas like an arcade game and makes build variety a joke.>almost zero relevant narrative connection to the previous gameThe game is a sequel and a literal reboot at the same time which means the tone and plot that was established in the first game is essentially abandoned for something that's a bit more of a Saturday morning cartoon than it is Battlestar Galactica and Star Trek.I could go on but it really was a great game, it's just a different game than Mass Effect. Fans of Mass Effect 1 are STILL waiting for a new sci fi RPG game that contains the same premise, tone and level of immersion that's contained in that original game.
Shep?Ploo.Class?Soldier.Background?Earthborn/WarheroAlignment?Paragon.Batarians?Genocdided.Tali?Impregnated.
>>745948606Bare minimum you will want the mouse fix. If you want Bring Down the Sky, it's free, but you will need to reg edit it to have a CD Key or it won't install. If you have any problems consult PCGaming Wiki, they have a comprehensive list for original Mass Effect 1. Tali's visor is also fucked up from a shader error so it looks like she has a lazy eye. If it bothers you a ton you can install MERLIN. If you don't like the low res textures I'd recommend MEUITM.Have fun, anon.
>>745948606>>745984651Also, if you plan to use sniper rifles invest points into them early and find a sniper rifle with good accuracy until you get Spectre gear.
>>745947182Based Gigachad Renegade Soldier Shepard
>>745951036TIM compared Leng to Shepard in their briefings, the little fag had an asian masculinity problem.
>>745984596Earthborn/Ruthless/Renegade if you're heterosexual.
>>745984596
I still don't understand how bioware over 15 years ago knew how to do party interactions better than most modern CRPG developers. ME3 was shit and yet the dialogue between party members is still better than games like Rogue Trader.
>>745947182>Mshep>Garrus best friend>Liara romanceYup, now we're gaming.
>>745985262Shepard carries all the interactions, and it wasn't a fluke because Cousland has great dialogue options too. Bioware knew how to write the protag in a way that Larian and Owlcat can't really replicate, even though they at least tried with RT.
>>745985372>LiaraWhy do you like fat ugly chicks?
>Liara is fatIt's always the same retarded shitpost in every single Mass Effect thread from the insecure suitratfag
>>745951036IIRC from the novel he was bested by Anderson and seethed hard about it and then Anderson semi-retired so he projected a rivalry onto his protege. Then TIM purposefully fed into his complex and that plus some indoctrination made him Shep's biggest hater
>>745985956canonically humanoid, seethe more
>>745971429there's a workaround thankfully
>>745973881>Mass Effect 3’s ending happens>No major studios try to do games with choices that carry over anymore>What little sci-fi games that have come out from the big publishers have been crap like Destiny, Outer Worlds, the Star Wars Jedi games, etc. >360 died a few years back so am stuck with ME LE on my Piss5 if I ever want to replay it
>>745986187So are fat ugly women in real life. it doesn't make Liara thin or attractive.
>>745967897Read me like a fucking book. Only difference is I sometimes play Vanguard.
Replaying 1 and it's crazy how straight Kaiden is. Halfway through and he's already brought up a girl he had a crush on as well as practically thirsted over Liara in particular and Asari in general. I don't think i realized how significant them making him gay was
>>745986440>dude asari brainwash people into thinking theyre attractive>but tali totally has an hourglass figure with childbearing hips
>>745948217BASED Renegade Shepard!
>>745986693Why is every asari outside Liara attractive? Explain that. Why couldn't she brainwash me into thinking she looks good, but EVERY OTHER MEMBER OF HER RACE could? Tevos moogles, chocobos, tonberries, and malboros Liara in every way, and that bitch is just a councilor who doesn't even NEED to use her looks.
Why didn't the alliance just mass produce an assload of Blackstorms and use them to shut the reaper ground forces down? It basically lets anyone fire a hypercharged biotic Singularity.
>>745984596>>745985126I always liked the idea of Spacer/Ruthless/Paragon. Like my Shep's background is he's an asshole with well-connected parents (IIRC Spacer Shep's mom is an admiral), which is why he gets recommended for the Spectres. His stats are terrible at the start of ME1 because he's genuinely not that good, and the story of the first game is him actually becoming the supersoldier that he's pretending to be.
Hahahahaha fucking seethe some more suitratfag
>>745951036>>745986148Anderson broke both that twerp's legs so he's still butthurt lol
>>745982347>a Black mutt retard that calls you skipperDid we play the same games? I don't remember Jacob ever calling Shep "skipper". Granted, I don't talk to Jacob in my playthroughs unless I have to.
>>745987104He's mad about Kimberly Brooks voicing Ashley.She got fat, but she was cute back then.
>>745987164Oh, ok. Actually forgot that Ashley had a black VA>>745982347>racist enough to call someone a mutt retard>woke enough to capitalize "Black"
>>745947172Why was he SUCH a CHODE the entire game? What the FUCK was his problem?!
>>745984596Ploo?
>>745982347What causes this level of retardation?
>>745948454That armor model in LE moggs though. Guess it really is up to modders to fix everything
>>745949346“Based” doesn’t even begin to describe
>>745957402Blasted so many loads to one specific drawing of her, great times.I can't believe that was almost 20 years ago.
>>745987164I'm not mad, I simply said she's Black. Ali Hillis is White. Anderson VA is Black. Tali VA is Jewish. I wonder if that's just a coincidence or if there is intentionality there?>>745987225Ash Williams is a mixed race mutt in the game though>>745987474Not seeing a refutation on the facts that were posted
>>745987645U mad
>>745953192Literally EVERYONE knows what happens here that shit is crazy
>>745954264OH MY FUCKIN GOD.
>>745986889Different anon but maybe it’s the face paint, her voice and/or late 2000s early 2010s BioWare wizardry? With a few exceptions most asari look and sound fuckable though and thank god they were made before the mid 2010s because the ones in Andromeda look like shit.
>>745956303Huh? ME already out? You talking about nubioware? Kek
>>745956343Modded original was better. Yes, it took more work because you had to mod in all the QOL improvements that LE adds by default, but what LE1 did to the lighting on the Normandy is atrocious, and it's hard to ignore since so much of the game takes place there. Also default male Shep has this permanent dead-eyed expression on his face that is, again, hard to ignore. Modded LE1 is great but I wouldn't call it "the best experience". Certainly the most accessible though, you can be up and running with literally one or two mods and as long as you can look past the wonky lighting you're good.
I want to try Citadel on a run where I let as many people die as possible some time.
>>745987883Still would Peebee over vorchas over Liara.
>>745957845Based colonel poster
>>745957124There was originally a scene in ME3 that was meant to address this, where Shep talks about whether or not he's even the "real" Shepard and about how it felt to die. But it was cut, presumably because Bioware needed to focus more time/resource on The Situation and the blatant IGN pandering character
>>745983070ME2 is dogshit.
>>745987931Enjoy your party with Liara, James, EDI, and Joker.
>>745988097Here she comes to seethe!
>>745960672Based liara
>>745987645>refutation on the factsYou are the only person seeing things that way.Frankly, either some form of delusion, or insanity.Strongly recommend finding a good psychologist to identify your issue and go on some good prescription to help you cope with whatever you're dealing with.Remember that I will pray for you in the meantime, and that Jesus loves you regardless.
>>745988140What's the dialogue during the combat section of the DLC like when that happens?
>>745988158>sheBioware fans are fags, women and trannies, retard.
>>745987496Pretty much everything in LE1 mogs. Every single asset is improved massively. Once you get all the customization mods to your liking, there's really no going back to the original.>>745987904>Modded original was better.I deeply disagree. There isn't even 1/8th of the amount of available mods for ME1 as there is for LE1. That's not even getting into QoL updates that come out of the box. If you're someone who actually wants to spend time in ME1's world, you're playing LE1.
>>745968778It depends on combos, like who delivers what lines in the sovereign conversation. Garrus or Tali might say it in one makeup, then when one or the other is combined with someone else, they might not. In that sacrifice the council thing, I've seen Garrus say either or, depending on who else is in my party.
>>745987894The thing is, the ME community collapses to beyond non-viable numbers in 2027, if no-news-Bioware continues at this same pace of 364 days of silence between N7 Days. At which point, the marketing costs to revive, in 2029, a dead IP with no footprint, from a humiliated studio, skyrockets. Meanwhile, Larian did it the opposite way for Baldur's Gate by putting the game on Early Access, allowing everyone to play it, give people time to re-discover the originals, if they want, did it during the "Critical Role" (unfortunate) renaissance of D&D, had their own name in good standing, and the prestige of a huge legacy IP.Meanwhile, Bioware is discredited, ME is discredited, EA is discredited ... you have nothing culturally going for you.You're basically giving Bioware $300m+ US, due to overinflated marketing needs, to earn back ~$80m US, maybe, on a good game. There is no financial incentive for EA to make this game.
>>745988439I bring Kaidan and Liara. Kaidan simps for the Council, Liara says to sacrifice them. Every time. Whether I'm romancing her or not, whether I'm Paragon or Renegade.It is what it is.
>>745988353I play vanilla LE, like Allah intended.
>RPG>vanilla
>>745988541That's not what I'm saying. If you bring someone else with Kaidan that offsets him, he'll want to sacrifice them. If you bring someone else with Liara that offsets her, she'll want to save them. When you have the same combo every time, it plays the same. Also>Liara>saves the fag and not the bimboNIGGA YOU GAY.
Gay sex with Kaidan
>>745966059ME1 combat is the worst of the series so soldier because heavy armor looks the coolest and the other classes are just gimmicky as fuck compared to soldier
>>745968778>Im garrus vakarian and I say the council should be exterminated B A S E DHang up on those niggas all day
Appearance: Default Sex: MaleClass: SoldierBackground: Earther, Sole SurvivorYep, time to play the game
>>745970884You can fuck her daughter and she kills you though if you’re into that. That daughter of hers should definitely be killed though. Sorry bitch. I love renegade path but that was too much
>>745988664I don't care what you're saying, I know what I'm saying and what I said. It's not random. I consistently have Liara giving Renegade dialogue and shooting Sarens dead body during the climaxBro's before hoes, simp. Ashley's death is way more kino than Kaidans and Biotics don't grow on trees. Tali and Garrus is the most overrated squad in the series. I'd rather use Wrex than either of them. Tech is boring shit in ME1, especially when you're exploring the galaxy and fighting organic enemies. It's all biotic supremacy, all day. Deal with it however you need to
>>745973556>Earthborn, but no record of his gamily>doesnt have one.. he was raised on imageboards>is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?
The real dilemma: bonus power for a Soldier. The default toolkit is already pretty much perfect in each game.
>>745988974>not baldshepYour aerodynamics?
>>745969260>Shepard's personal baby factory>Can only make asari girlsTelling you, she is hot as fuck and i always romanced her, but calling her Shepard's personal baby factory - come on.It's like call black woman a white man's baby factory. She will produce only blacks.
wrong post retard
>>745989328Yeah well you're gonna need to file your complaint with the Commander, anon.I don't write the facts, I just just report them. >>745954668
>>745986289Based
>>745986289Tali looking cute!
>>745946908BATARIANS
