LMAO THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST PLAYED PC GAMES RIGHT NOWWTF IS WRONG WITH STEAMIES?!?
>>745961898I have never played these games but also don't understand why I am supposed to be mad at them, like these devs would not create anything unique or interesting anyway so nothing of value is being actively lost or wasted.
>>745961898Dirt cheap and silly games that a group of friends can play as entertainment for an afternoon? How dare they!
>>745962259you're a bitch and dumb n word
>>745962537plenty of good games they could be playing instead, for free I might addbut no you're right, let's celebrate mediocrity. who am I to make a change
>>745961898why do you hate their happiness?
>>745962624Sorry that your equally shitty asset flip didn't get the attention it deserved.
>>745961898soul
>>745962724making shit up? I was hoping for a better retort
Why did the much more appropriate term streamerbait/tuberbait stop being used? Semi-rhetorical question, I know it's because mossad had to yank the s-word away from it's wrongthink origins
>>745961898>WHY PEOPLE LOVE FUN SO MUCH? AAAAHHHH HELP ME LOVECRAFT'S CAT
>>745962259>like these devs would not create anything unique or interesting anyway so nothing of value is being actively lost or wasted.They would create something greater if they worked together, create AA companies. Instead they fight each other with every friendslop game acting like a fucking lottery ticket.
>>745962541Stop getting mad at somebody for telling the truth. You too can make a FOTM friendslop game and earn millions overnight off of gullible gamers while you still can. Nobody's stopping you.
>>745961898friend slop is getting a beer with a nigga.fun for couple hours.
Oh I get it, this game's very fun with friends and /v/ has no friends so the game must be bad
>>745961898just say you have no friends bro
>>745962624>plenty of good games they could be playing instead, for free I might add Which ones, that are accessible and fun to play with friends without a skill curve that would demand a shared interest set?The whole point of these games is friends who like completely different games can come together and have fun. Specialized high-quality games in a genre would kill the point, that's what co-op multiplayer was like a decade ago and it died out for good reason.
>>745961898as opposed to codslop that consoleniggers love?reminder that snoys alone are keeping call of duty alive
only self proclaimed "indie devs" complain about shit like this because their garbage will never make money
>>745963105Most of these games are cash grabs that don't get updates once the hype dies down, you are definitely being a little delusional here
>>745964041Would you prefer the chance that some of those crash grab games actually turn out to be good? Or do you prefer playing friendslop that will be forgotten in few months?
>>745964139I don't prefer or even expect anything out of those people, you cannot make them do something unless it involves a way to give them money, nothing else. They are not the ambitious and passionate indie devs you think they are.
>>745961898Who gives a shit? Sounds like you're just jealous that the dev(s) shat out a game and got lucky that it got popular enough for them to retire.
>>745961898friends?
>>745961898These are the only type of games that work on their computers.
>>745961898Anon, have you LOOKED at how many people use Steam? In the grand scheme of things you can have hundreds of 200k indie successes out of nowhere. It doesn't really mean anything beyond showing off the variety of PC games.
>>745964041updates are not mandatory, anon. you've got brainrot from games as service.
>>745961898uhoh friendless OP mad!!!
>>745961898I am surprised by the sort of games that pop off. Visuals don't seem to matter at all.
>>745962537Personally I don't care if it's only $5, it's annoying spending even that much on a game I'm going to play for an hour or two before never playing again until the next FOTM friendslop comes out.There's plenty of fun, cheap games that actually have some progression, hours of gameplay and take a bit of thought to play, but I guess streamerfags don't give a fuck about that.It just feels a bit disingenuous when these are all just shitty asset flips that make millions of dollars and never get updated after a month or two. There's plenty of indie games out there worthy of attention, too, yet it's the shitty streamerbait that sells tens of millions of copies at full price.>>745964480A lot of these games are actually typically running UE5 or other unoptimized engines, some shit like RV There Yet heats my CPU worse than any recent Battlefield game with the graphics cranked up for instance, despite the game looking like some shit that should be able to run on a Pentium 4.
It's $5 and everybody is going to drop it after a week or two. It's fun but doesn't have much staying power, that's just how friendslop works.>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN LMAO HOW BAD IS THE GAME IF YOU CAN'T PAY $80 AND PLAY IT FOR SIX YEARS UNTIL THE NEW CONSOLE COMES OUT?
>>745961898Word of mouth truly trumps everything else.
>>745962259People with no friends here be like: "heh, look at them enjoying games. What a slop."
>>745961898ostensibly AI generated.
>>745961898There there, op. You will have friends someday.
>>745961898PC gaymers have negative IQ. Otherwise, they wouldn't be on PC.
>>745961898>steamiesgood morning sir! please do the needful!
>>745961898the same normgroids whining about ai slop are lined up at the trough to slurp this garbage down
What’s wrong with them?
>>745961898I think it's genuinely immoral, a lot of the sales are kids that don't understand. They see youtuber play it and want to buy it because they subconsciously think they'll have the same fun the youtuber advertises without thinking about whether the game will actually be fun for them. And they wouldn't be so offensive if they were priced fairly. My nephew made me buy some $20 "game" that was worse then the slop he plays on roblox, and it was early access abandonware. He got bored of it after five minutes of course.
i have friendlessfags complaining about friendslop fatiguemaybe if you didn't behave like this you would have friends
>>745961898I do indeed have friends I am playing games with, yeah
>>745963761this. the advantage of friendslop is that you have like 2-3 buttons at most with very simple mechanics, so it takes a minute to learn them.I am not going to get my friends to pick up Factorio
>>745961898God i fucking hate streamniggers (both the streamers themselves and their troglodyte subhuman audience)
>>745961898/v/ come up with the next shit friendslop game
>>745961898nothing wrong here.
>>745961898>PC players are having fun while you are obsessed with everything they doI dont get whats the point of this thread
>>745961898The PC has always been the main platform for online gaming, PC's popularity won't bring anything good for single-player games.
>spend 5 bucks>have 5 hours of laughs with friendsWhat's the problem here, exactly? It's a good one-and-done kinda game.
>>745961898watched the trailer and this looks like the worst piece of shit out of any of the friendslop i've seen so far.
>>745961898Making friendslop is free money. Why would I be mad at devs who are getting bank for making games for retards who eat up this shit for breakfast?
>>745964853>>745966997I paid like $5 for Terraria and have gotten well over a decade and thousands of hours out of it with friends. Still go through it about once a year at this point. Similarly with No Man's Sky, which I paid around $10 for and still have bases with friends with. I still log on to Counter Strike: Source and play minigames on servers with friends every so often, and I got that game free 20 years ago. Plenty of other examples out there in whatever the fuck genre of game, I play loads of Rocket League with friends still. SAMP is still great and free with lots of "minigame" servers, too, and Garry's Mod exists.Paying $5-10 for some shitty UE5 asset flip I'm going to play for a day or two because "some streamer" played it just feels like I'm taking part in a scam especially when I see that they've sold millions of copies at full price.>inb4 those are all old it NEEDS to be some new FOTM game to be fun
>>745967516>inb4 those are all old it NEEDS to be some new FOTM game to be funthis is how zoomies operate
>>745966812Why not? You're a terrible friend!
>snoy is upset that PC has games
>>745964637You know how many of these games come out in EA? I know this is a false promise but if they were to be trusted they'd just tease everything they want to have in initial release and have that on the day game goes up.
>>745962624>plenty of good games they could be playing instead, for free I might addWe already played the fuck out of those, dumbass. I personally maintain a list of 1,200+ potential multiplayer games to play, and the list constantly grows because we're playing games all the time and you're constantly pushed to find more depending on schedules, tastes, overplaying certain games, etc. Just because you're a casual with no one to play games with doesn't mean that everyone else is, or even the majority of people.
>>745964748shit's like the family guy comedy cartoon art style of video games
>>745961898Steamies have games.Consolies don't.Just how it is.
>>745961898>Roblox/Garry's Mod>except you have to buy every single levelPeak cattle.
>>745964847You're poor. Those people are clearly not.
>>745961898what happened to the chameleon game? zoomers got bored of it?
>>745967516you can play a lot of free to play shit and spend $0 and play for years, but that isn't the appeal of these games. They are all easy going non competitive games for hanging out with friends. It is like those jackbox games. The game is just an excuse to get people together.>>745968494>RobloxOnly pedos and children play Roblox.
>>745961898the goyim have gone insane
>>745961898Once the other thread archives peaktroons will move here
What's a good co-op game where cooperation is a hard requirement and the other players just aren't there as an extra set of guns/swords/gathering tools?I remember really liking Spiral Knights, Inkbound and Alien Swarm in coop. Anything else I can play?
>>745961898The PC Masterrace everyone.
>>745961898>WTF IS WRONG WITH STEAMIES?!?Fun titles for a week, I remember shitbox and snoy begging for titles like this and tendie always had friendslop games.
>>745961898they have...friends?
>>745961898>Anon discovers what is Friendslop the threadIt's a cheap game that can run on toasters, it's entire existence is to be played through voice chat on discord, it's normal.
Not a fan of this games desu because I always end up babying some normie at a party. I prefer something like Mario Kart, Mario Party or Melee.
>>745967516Terraria isn't friend slop. You can play from start to finish on your own.
>>745961898>console goy cattle can't understand not sucking AAA cock
there have been 0 (zero) pc first publishers and or developers since valve released hl2 and steam gaymers have not taken a hint that they do not matter
>>745961898I just want a funny fishing game that's a single player game.
Alright someone host a lobby and I'll buy it.
>>745961898I love how anal big companies get at these games
>>745961898>FRIENDSLOPIt's called "multiplayer" you friendless faggot, not everything is fucking "slop" goddamn
>>745961898Sorry not sorry
>>745961898This is what that "master race" is playing?
>>745961898not my problem you dont have friends to do weird shit with
>>745967872oh nice how did your warhawk session go?
>>745963761well I do not like these gamesturns out it needs a common threadwhich is called a low iq
