Hylian men are too afraid to fuck Gerudo women. Are they all faggots?
>>745975098>8 feet+>very aggressive>you must live in their matriarchal villageno one sane would want this
Try being forced to cum more than once in an hour succession. It does not feel good.
Link is too hot to pass up for a gerudo
Nintendo should've made them all futas and they just impregnate all the Hylian women instead
More woman than men could handle, you'd be raped to death.
>>745975216fpwp
>>745975098You'd be crying by the time she's done with you
>>745976072oh no haha
>>745975274See>>745976159
>>745975216i thought they didn't let you live in their village and just fucked and dumped you
How can Hylian women even compete?
>>745975216call me crazy then
>>745975098I wish Gerudo women could be real...
>>745975098Maybe it is the content of their character?
>>745975216You don't get forced back to the village. The gerudo woman takes your daughter (if you have a daughter at least) and returns to the village with her, essentially pump-and-dumping you.However sometimes the gerudo woman stays with the man, like with Hudson in BOTW. Speaking of...what the FUCK did Hudson do to convince Rhondson to marry and stay with him??? Was he just THAT good in the sack?
>>745975216"Crazy," he calls me. Sure I'm crazy. Crazy in love, you see.
>>745975098The only attractive Gerudo in BotW/ToTK is Riju and she's in love with Link so no one else can bag her.
On one hand I think I preferred the Gerudo when they were relatively normal all female group of thieves. On other hand...
>>745977424True
I will not be happy until the giant amazon woman is a standard party member in video games.
>>745977424Will Zelda share Link with her? They are basically besties
>>745977840>member of the 7 foot tall amazon tribe>fully grown by ToTK>wears 6 inch heels to be the same height as Zelda and LinkRiju really is a midget.
>>745977928She has a booster seat throne
>>745975216>No feeble, low T, coward, manlet, would want thisThere, fixed it up for you, faggot.
>>745975293Gee, I wonder who could have posted this unfathomable display of faggotry...
>>745977840maybe
>>745975098the coloring, shading, and musculature make her look like a turd.
>>745978396Riju really needs to grow her hair back out.
>>745975216imagine them only letting you drink the sweat dripping down their bodies and whatever you can squeeze from their dripping sweaty clotheswouldn't that just be horrible, I mean drinking fresh clean water would be so much better than being forced to subsist off the musky, salty sweat dripping down their abs and thighslike why would anyone want their first sip of water for the day to be whatever they can lap up from a muscular woman's asscrackhaha
>>745978573Riju needs to wear less clothing
>>745977037Women yearn for a tradesman chad. Also in BOTW the Gerudos just deliver the kids in the Gerudo lands, mother does not necessarily have to accompany her and can continue living with Hylians. In Tears of the Kingdom their daughter is taken to Gerudo Town to be raised according to Gerudo customs and traditions.
>>745975216>based>based>cringeyeah i guess the last part would suck.
>>745977519>>745976247>>745976229>>745975098Okay so let's address the elephant in the room. Assuming her privates are proportionate to the rest of her body, wouldn't fucking her be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway?
>>745975098Calyban is my canon white gerudo wife.
>>745975098how will they handle Gerudos in OoT remake? will they be sexy but muscular like BotW ones or they wont change them?
>>745979350Tightness isn't actually determined by size (for different species).Take horses: way, waaaaay bigger than any human woman, but horse pussy is tighter than any human woman because they have incredible control over their vaginal muscles (to the point you can't even stick a pinky in a horse pussy if the mare doesn't want it).Maybe Gerudo have expert control over their pussies to seduce any Hylian male they come across.
>>745979350pussies are musclegerudo are naturally more muscular and far stronger than normal womeneven if their normal state was looser the increased muscularity and strength would allow for far stronger active gripping and involuntary contractionsdeath grip pussy
>>745979350you dont know if hylian men have an oversized penis exactly because they bred with Gerudos for ages
>>745975098BoTW Gerudos legitimately look like they stink. Give me back OoT Gerudos.
>>745975098I don't know, you tell me. Is it faggy to feel pretty in gerudo get up?
Anyone else find the type of nose Gerudo women have to be very attractive?
>>745975098Nabooru clears but I'd be down with Urbosa
I'd use the bracelets of strength as a cockring to give myself a magnum dong
>20179 years...
>>745979680Wait can women train their vag muscles?
>>745980464anyone can train any muscle
>>745979680>but horse pussy is tighter than any human woman because they have incredible control over their vaginal muscles (to the point you can't even stick a pinky in a horse pussy if the mare doesn't want it)why are you fingering horses, anon?
>>745980464they get trained along full body exercise and can also be specifically trainedit also makes sex noticeably more pleasureable for women because it increases bloodflow, innervation and potential wetness which is why pelvic exercises get recommended for older women suffering from wetness/arousal issues etc.the modern sedentary lifestyle causing the musculature to not develop to normal strength has also been preliminary linked to modern women having a harder time orgasmingthe existence of mere simple farm chores means that rural farm girl pussy is objectively and measurably better than urban thot pussy and they also cum harder
>>745975216Haha oh no not the Amazon tomboys the horror
>>745975098They're brown so they're ugly
>>745981386just say you're gay and not white
>>745980728He has a Centaur Girlfriend.The lucky bastard.
>>745979654i hope that remake will bring more Nabooru's art
>Ocarina of Time Remake has evil sexy Gerudo thieves chase a young boy around their evil thief lair.Yeah, we'll get a few Doujinshi out of this.
>>745981616I'm so fucking scared that they'll tone down the sex appeal in the OoT remake - if they farmed it out to a westoid studio that's guaranteed :(
>>745982150People are worried they already toned down the Gerudo and Great Fairies.
>>745979680God bless this post
>>745982390if the Great Fairies aren't hot, lusty and mischievous/insane, they FUCKED up
>>745982551note that the GF in this webm is already wearing more "clothes" than the OoT originalsit's only gonna get worse
Hotsprings invitation.The chief requires a heir.
>>745975274Low T
>>745975216Call me absolutely crazy then
>>745978313Futa is a white fetish, brownies get off on NTR mostly.
>>745978313Abominadad de los Mexicanos
>>745984216it is virtually zero however. one birth every 100 years means it's way closer to 0% than 1%
>>745979680>Starts talking about horse pussies unpromptedI know who you are. I can't prove it. But I'm sure of it.
>>745982551We'll never get sexy fairies again...
>>745975216If you had a controlling mother, its really not that much of difference.
>>745984538>being a faggot is a white fetish
>>745975216Homosexual
Hylians are already extremely aware that they're going extinct as a species (roundears are becoming common) Gerudos can't outcompete Hylian women or there will be no men to help themIt is good confirmation that the Gorons are 100% rock though, the Gerudo would be interested if not
>>745985902>says this while posting a literal white faggot who has loads of videos taking Japanese Futa (Tranny) cockNot him, but was this meant to be ironic? ...or do you just not know she stopped doing dudes after going back to western porn, then went entirely to trannies?
>>745986178she never did trannies dumb fuck
>>745979680
>>745975098Put me in a Gerudo village, they'll ALL be pregnantAll of them
>>745982551Feet bigger than his head haha
>>745986321She's done both Japanese and western (white) trannies, even fucked some "traps" (crossdressing girly femboy dudes).
>>745986321She's done loads of trannies, pun intended.
>>745987493Literally Who?
>>745975216counterpoint: your penis goes into their pussies
>>745980464Yes, but 99% of women are too fucking lazy to exercise, so good luck finding the 1%.
>>745988290One of the Jav stars she did it with. There's some better one's with more passing girls, but they're hard to find. The SimpCity has a two (three) dedicated threads for Melody, one of which has a couple of the amateur stuff she did. Though those are mostly random femboy dudes she's fucked in the states, and some Japanese trannies she's hooked up with. She's done a fair number of official Jav trannies/traps though. I'm surprised people don't know she's been doing that.
>>745981494
>>745975216agree, it's all fun and games until isn't not
>>745975098>Never see your wife again after she has a kid>Never see your daughter again either once she reaches a certain age>~1% chance you'll have a son who is evil and tries to kill everyone, but gets murdered by an autistic twink
>>745988290In case you were asking about the blonde girl instead of the tranny:It's Melody Hina Marks, known as just Melody Marks when she started doing western porn. She was basically /v/'s Ella Freya, before Ella Freya blew up. We used to get a bunch of threads derailed of people posting her or just thinly veiled threads dedicated to her, under the guide that it was /v/ relevant because people memed she met some game devs. It's Melody Hina Marks, a white girl who did Jav. She was the most popular Jav girl for the white girl fetish genre. She was basically /v/'s Ella Freya before she blew up. We used to get a bunch of derailed threads of people posting about her, as well as thinly veiled threads dedicated to her under the guide of her meeting up with some game devs people here liked (there's some webms of her hanging with guys that almost look like certain devs). This was back when she only did JAV stuff though. After a while, she returned to the US and started doing Western porn. Most of it was her having sex with white guys, and I think she blacked at least twice. Around that time, people stopped posting about her. Ella Freya was on gaining popularity anyway too. She apparently still does Western porn but also went back to doing JAV, where she started having sex with trannies. She also started having sex with "femboys" and the videos are harder to find than her JAV stuff if you don't know the sites.
>>745975293god i wish i was hylian women
>>745988953>Melody Hina Marks>basically /v/'s Ella FreyaWho? I started browsing 4chan in 2011 and I have no idea what you are talking about.
>>745989120It was just something that happened for a while. There's tons of trends on this site, especially /v/, that you could have been here for years and just missed. She was just some chick /v/ was horny for when people started posting her and making others know about her. I'm guessing people specifically stopped posting her once she got fucked by black dudes or something. The other stuff came way after the posting died down anyway.