>Dell Conager, you stand accused of holding Dustbowl last for half an hour through five separate uber pushes. How do you plead?
You're ugly.*WHEEEEEZE*
YOREUGLEH
>>745991367Building in enemy intel on 2fort is funny, building directly outside of the enemy's base is funnier
>go engie on 5cp>build on 2nd at rollout>we lose mid>enemy walks into a level 3>hold until stalemateAnyone else?
>>745991116it's not good for himit's not good for his health and posture
>>745991924The enemy intel dug-ins are some of the most fun you can have on 2fort. The enemy's frustration is always PALPABLE. A close second is holding out in their sewer.
>remove spy>remove sniper>remove medicthere i fixed the game
>>745992225>>go engie on 5cp
>>745992225you're an actual fucking sociopath
>You're on your way to...>Powerhouse
>>745992480I do not care for this map
>>745992480I was so mad when they removed infinite Powerhouse.
>>745992225Stalemate in casual matchmaking is the worst shit ever. The map should go until somebody fucking wins.
Steel is best mapRunner up is AbbEyThird place is Asteroid
>>745992480I love this map, I just wish the engineers were not as safe with their teleport locations. You could have a hold in the room right outside the final cap and they will still have the teleporter in the stairwells at mid
>>7459925632koth is legitimately the best version of KOTH ever madeHow is it so much better than Standin (3koth)?
>>745992480this fucking thing always takes ages to end. i had my longest casual match ever on it.
LET ME CHANGE TEAMS IN CASUAL I DONT WANNA REQUEUE FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY OFFENSE AAAHHH
>>745992480>>745992506Holy shit I really hate how they ruined it.
>>745993498You gotta play good enough that you get autobalanced
>>745993498Does anybody else prefer playing medic on offense instead of defense or is it just me
>>745994834I'm always doing terrible when I get autobalanced.
>>745991116Who's winning this match?Who's top-scoring?
>>745992480>competent sniper controls the entirety of the middle>everyone is scared to push (even long after the sniper leaves) and sits in the area between middle and last defending>nothing happens until either side uber pushes, yet neither side thinks to ever do a stock uber pushthe fact that powerhouse is always a stalemate is absurd. Atleast with 2fort you can say that nobody is really trying cause lol 2fort.
>>745995169Bob and tombstone take it for blu
>>745995169Blu, but red topscore.
>>745995169I dont know why but Mook always gets meHes just a guy
>>745995928The mildly silly names with odd cosmetics will always be real niggas.
>>745991116
>>745995169HOLY SHIT HE HAS STRANGE CATOSTROPHIC COMPANIONS
>>745992756standin isn't a koth variant at all. the biggest issue is that people don't know how to fucking play it which usually results in a steamroll.the closest other koth variant is sulfur, but only for the last point, or marshlands, which is hold the flag.
>>745997071>GOTCHA FAGGOT
>>745991924>>745991367I work so hard then a semi competent demoman comes in and stickies me to hell in thirty seconds. Such is the life of an engineer
>>745995169>Alejandro.Vasquez.1994>The Tombstone>BobThey solo the whole red team.
dustbowl is so shit idk why that map is so popular, at least 2fort is like a sandbox where you can do whatever you want, dustbowl is actually play to win but the map just sucks
>>745999189It's for demonigs to sticky spam and the masochists who love to get blown up by them
>>745999616stickspamming is too high level for 90% of players (whose idea of stickyspamming is to run around like scout and pray to God the enemy is standing where you shot 3 seconds ago) so dustbowl is bearable most of the time>>745999189>>is actually play to win>tf2 players when they have to play the game instead of going hoovy with a cunny sign for 10 minutes
>>745992525Whatever happened to Sudden Death?
>>745995169O, my random crit kills me every time
>>745999189dustbowl is for sniper/demo/engie/mediceveryone else is irrelevant
>>745995169blue because red has a friendly and their second medic is playing the game for the first timered because the heavy medic duo will probably top frag.
>>745999189>not playing engiestep it up, senpai. it's so much fucking fun
>>745992225niggers like you are why I haven't played 5cp in years
>>745995169the team with 2 medics wins every time because medic is by far the most busted and skill less class in the game
>>746002259yea but ones a retard newbie playing with his friend and the other is as strict a pocket as you can get.since blu has a medic who is probably just going to chase people with his sign, I'd argue there are no actual medics on the field at all
>>746001761you're forgetting phlog pyros, banner soldiers and the obligatory heavy with a pocket
I was thinking about the new-ish maps Camber and Emerge the other day and I was scratching my head as to why two different map makers decided to make two versions of payload maps that are essentially Hoodoo+Upward
>>745995169bob rapes
>>745995169If The Tombstone had a pocket medic it would be Blu
>>745997071
What is the best TF2 custom HUD?I downloaded flawhud and it makes engineer and spy more annoying because disguises/buildings I have selected aren't highlighted anymore
>>745998526>>746002956bob strikes me as one of those soldiers who is fairly new at the game, but still manages to top 3 on his team because of spam kills, random crits, and just racking up a lot of damage
>>746003580either that or he shoots directly at enemies (instead of the floor) and misses 90% of the time
Casual is weird. You always get one of these types of matches.>stomp enemy team by just moving forward>get stomped by 2 soldiers and a demo all with their own pocket medics>full server with both teams having people that still don't know how to tie their shoes +2 real humans fucking around>empty server with 4v4 of 7v3>very rare full server where a decent amount of people are just talking+playing and they don't leave the second the round/game ends
>>746003580bob is that boomer who's been playing quake 3 everyday for the last 20 years
>>746003728>they don't leave the second the round/game endsLiterally have never had this happenStill waiting on a decent session of ctf_well
>>746003929I had a server on friday last 6 entire maps it was awesome.
>>746003929CTF WELL SUCKS
>>745995169Ralsei farms the noob scout and medic until he has enough heads to snowball the rest of RED
>>745995169alejandro has been using Steam 9 years prior to it's release, what a chad
>>746005870i want you to think really hard about this post anon
>>745995169RedHeavy/Medic with aussies is hard to beat and they're backed up by a competent demoman and sniper.
>>746003728>topscoring soldier/tomislav heavy-medic combo>leave the instant the match is overI can't prove it but I just know they're cheating.
>>746006432all the best players arego stock heavy and shit on his parade
>>746006432If you've ever played against an actual cheating heavy it's very obvious
>>745991116>play engie>place dispenser away from sentry >slow scout walks toward sentry while keeping perfect eye contact with me>kill the spy >another slow scout walks around the corner directly towards my sentry >kill that spy as well>two more spies come around the corner >kill both of them>they keep coming like lambs to the slaughter >end up top scoring and getting more kills than my sentry Funniest part was we didn't even have a scout on our team. Playing engie really makes you realise how retarded the average tf2 player is.
>>745991116https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6IHZO8zXAk
