Never forget what they took from you.
>mKill yourself, mobileshitter
>mobilefag
>m
I never really cared about DK. He was just always a side character. Changing the design is the most "who even cares?" thing I can imagine. Like getting mad at someone in Japan for putting a little extra garlic in their meal.
>>746000757It was that simple.
It’s funny they even botheredLike, children do not give a fuck about Donkey Kong. Making him cutesy will not sell more.
>>746000757DON'T. CALL. ANYBODY.
Realistically? It wouldn't fix how boring the game is, or its retarded group of antagonistic jobbers who were so bad they had to slap in a King K. Rool cameo, Star Fox Adventures-style baby.Nintendo's IPs are marred by the horrific portrayals of their characters in those retarded ass, seizure-inducing, fever dream, kafkaesque Mario movies.The only hope left is that the Zelda movie is inexplicably good, at least as tried and true as Masters of the Universe was, and that they hire a third party to develop the next game.Otherwise, I fear Iwata's cancer spread too far and will continue taking the company down a path it can never recover from; financial stability-induced creative mediocrity.Pic unrelated.
>>746000967Why is the chest hairy?
>>746001701Don't look at that
>>746000902>>746000805>>746000802get a life
>>746001013The didnt make him cutesy they wanted to make him more expressive. If anything hes scarier now.
>>746000757I will never forgive Miyamoto for Wokey Kong Pronounza
>>746001242Nothing you said is true, in fact Donkey Kong Bananza is 2025's game of the year.Heres looking forward to Donkey Kong Car 54 Where Are You?
>>746000967>>746003132fixed
>>746003293most emotionally stunted grown ass man tendie list I had the displeasure seeing
>>746003173I don’t buy it. They did this to appeal to the lowest common denominator normies, children being included, braindead fucking one click away from zombie retards are their target audience
>>746003285Never happened.
>>746003382Not the case, what is posted are facts.
>>746003285he was not involved
>>746000967>pimple
What kind of gorilla has feathers?
>>746003406and so what these zombie normies love racoons or something?
>>746003293What fucking troglodyte added those S*GA "games" to the list? I almost gagged, fucking disgusting.
I actually thought nu DK and Bananza looked like shit. I was expecting to make fun of it but once I played it I loved it and realized the nu design fits better. Also, bananza is a fucking masterpiece and easily a top 20 game of all time and it sucks its forgotten
Ragebait thread.OP can't pirate Donkey Kong Bananza.OP is poor.
>>746004732Thank you.
>>746004513jurrasic gorillas
>>746001242>blaming Iwata for shit that happened after his deathIf anything Iwata was the only one preventing Nintendo from going down this soulless path.
>>746004732it doesn't have mario so its shit
>>746004768Wokey Kong Pronountry sucks. Sorry.
>>746004808Switch era nintendo was better than ds wii normalfag applecomputer no identity shovelware
>>746004896You're poor.
>mdo mobies really?
>>746005095Shalom.
>>746005128I'm white.
>>746005095Better to go to heaven than play wokeyslop bucknanza mash any button to win.
>>746005190I will do both.Stay mad.
>>746005176Sure you are, David Goldberg.
>>746005389I'm not Jewish.Myles MacKenzie is Jewish, though.
>>746005254its easier to thread a camal through the eye of needle than for a rich man to enter heaven
>>746004579They were voted to be the best fare and square.
I hate ahegaokong. He looks like a fetish OC for weird fat furries
>>746000757right donkey kong if he monke
>>746000757looks like an off model cameo in a non-nintendo movie
