these motorcycle pokemon were fucking stupid and nintendo deserves to get raped by palworld for this.
>>746004702This was basically Nintendo spreading their ass cheeks begging to be raped and it happened lol.
>>746004702These are where you draw the line? Really?
>>746005085I drew the line at Bulbasour
>>746004702palfags are so desperate they've gone mask off. LOL.
>>746004702why exactly am I supposed to believe an animal just randomly happened to evolve into a motorcycle?
>>746005085it's egregious enough to act as a signpost
>>746005085i drew the line at chikorita, the worst Pokémon design ever
>>746006829You see, Koraidon and Miraidon are supposed to be Past and Future version of a Pokemon known as Cyclizar. Cyclizar actually enjoy letting humans ride them as they use human's body warmth to avoid the cold. Basically, they evolved to be ride on to get warm.
>28 million units soldHow did nintendo do it?
pokemon is retarded and always has been the pokemon say their own name to communicate like wtf
>>746004702It doesn't make sense, there is no body type in nature that can support wheels.
>>746008093what do dogs sayed when they communicate?exactly, so stfu palsnoy
>>746007984pokefags would buy a turd if it had the pokemon logo on it
>>746008179The closest in nature to that is the cellular motor. Still insane that such a thing exists in nature.
>palworld fags discussing palworld without mentioning pokemon in the same breath
>>746008093That's purely the anime thing specifically for marketability. They did do that, or at least didn't until secondaries (imagine being a secondary in fucking Pokemon) invaded the series and TPC catered to them.
>>746008771>They did do thatdidn't*
>>746004702The games only exist to push merch
>>746008771They have actually been doing it less and less. Meowscarada pretty much just says Nyan. The idea of Pokemon speak is pretty much going out the window, with only Pikachu and a few select others keeping it around just because it would freak everyone out if they didn't.
>>746004702Miraidon is cool to use. Koraidon gives you motion sickness.
>>746007901Lore was a mistake.
>>746007984I shit you not, actual fans think this shit is charming rather than insulting.
>>746004702POKÉMON BATTLES ON MOTORCYCLES
>>746008276I saw a girl staring reverently at a box of krispy kreme pokemon donuts at the store today so I took a look at what the donuts looked like and they were just normal ass donuts with sprinkles vaguely like a poke ball
>>746009286kek
>>746009324People have been memeing about that since gen 5.
>>746007901so they're basically the biggest subs of pokemon?
>>746009367Alright then, sorry for laughing at the joke you fucking autist.
>>746009391I didn't mean it in a bad way.
>>746007901Fur makes you warm
>>746009310You were looking at a girl which is even more cucked behavior
>>746004702Look, you're not wrong - HOWEVER, in the same game: Meowscarada.You win some, you lose some. In fact, you lose most with Nintendo, but SOMETIMES there is good in the world.
>>746007901god, this is so assI hate how bad pokemon designs have gotten. I feel like with the first few generations you could count the bad designs on one hand. Nowadays you can count the good designs on one hand.I genuinely think that gen 4 was when I started to raise an eyebrow at a lot of the designs. Most of the evolutions for old pokemons (electivire, magmortar) were so incredibly shit it's unreal. I genuinely think gen 4 is when the designs really started to tank in quality
>>746004702>>746004865>>746005085>>746005507>>746006829Once again: Nintendo does NOT make Pokeslop. Gamefreak makes Pokeslop.
>>746007984>billions of dollars every year as the highest grossing IP in history>cannot even be bothered to do a pre-rendered cutscene when the devs know the game has horrendous performance and pop-in issues
>>746009446I mean I walked by the girl while I walked back to my wife with our three blonde white kids
>>746004702What's worse is koraidon doesn't even use the wheels. He just runs with his legs. So it looks ridiculously stupid for no reason.
>>746008684>if i only go to the bait war threads i get bait war posts what the fuck?!?
>>746009549I purposely say that nintendo makes pokemon to trigger autists like this guy lmao. Been doing this for years.
>>746009512Cyclizar is the best dragon Pokémon thoughbeit
>>746009286Missed opportunity to be honest
>>746009549>every decision has to go through TPC and Nintendo before Gamefreak can work>Nintendo publishes the game, allots the budget, and sets the deadline>BUT NOOOOOO IT'S ALL GAMEFREAK'S FAULTLmao, copers keep coping
>>746009549>pokeleaks revealed that even if S/V sold incredibly fucking well, Nintendo raised the alarm because of how broken and relatively poorly received the games were>Game Freak just said "nah fuck off we don't need the help">Nintendo just left it at that because Game Freak owns a third of the franchise, so they can't exactly force them I'm almost certain that Game Freak is afraid of getting pushed out of the franchiseProblem is that they are such a shit developer that everything that is not Pokemon is seen for what it is: janky, broken garbage and flopsThey are literally stuck in the Pokemon mines. They can't do anything else, and that's what brings the money.
Zoroark
>>746007984by cultivating the most deranged and rabid bootlicker subhumans in historythey can shit in a box and wrap it nicely in their company name box, millions of goycattle will line up to buy that shit
>>746009670P-p-p-preeeeaaaasu understandu, Gameu Freaku isu smarru indie studio withu smarru Japaneseu penisu, we no can make good gameu rike you Amelican withu bigu Amelican penisu, so solly, so vely vely solly forru smarru penisu.
>>746009670They literally just released Beast of Reincarnation.
>>746009758which got very middling reviews and was a fucking dud
>>746009670there was also a leak that revealed the budget for legends za was lower than its superbowl advertisement
>>746009758and it was dogshitlamefreak has survived purely because of poopmon and its retarded fans
Say what you will about the game, but the week that it got leak and the month that follows was easily one of the best experience I had with Pokemon in a long, LONG time. /vp/ was pretty fun and everyone was working together to unlock and discover everything.
>>746009842my floragato just evolved last night in pokemon scarlet and jesus fucking christ my heartshe's so cute bro
>motorcycle pokemon named Miraidon>"Me Ride On"I know they're puns, but man.
I think meowscarada is ugly as shit.
>>746009942sounds like you'd love machamp anon
>>746009942The official version definitely is, from the waist up
>>746009979Lopunny, machamp is for faggots like you, you can keep your 80% male ugly ass faggot cat with a perpetually retarded facial expression.
>>746009904Its such a shame that mid evo are not allow to exist for a few hours.
>>746004702>Miliseconds since Paltards cried over Nintendo: 0lmaoAlso, Nintendo doesn’t make Pokemon games.
>>746004702erm, there's actually a bunch of other shitty ones, is this really what does it for you?
>b-b-b-but PALWORLDrent free
...who?
>>746009604Honestly, based!I do the opposite and say that gamefreak sued pocketpair over palworld.
>>746009932In fairness mirai means future and I don't know what don means but they use it for monsters like lizardon (charizard). And it probably sounds less retarded in japanese.Korai means past
>>746009512>>746004702The absolutely stupidest thing about these retarded pokemon is that they run around like a regular animal, they don't even use the wheel thing like a wheel. So what was the fucking point of it looking like a motorcycle in the first place?Pokemon design is just so fucking god awful now.
>>746010690Miraidon does use the wheelsNot sure what they were trying to do with the other two though
>>746009932It's future/past+don (DragON), eop shitter.
Designed by AI
>>746010720It's retarded either way. The only thing that could save those stupid designs was the delete button.
Making fun of the notion of 'reinventing the wheel'.
>>746010071>jiggle physics
>>746010074They're responsible for them, like how pokemon couldn't have good graphics because the Switch held it back
>>746011216The gamecube had better graphics than SV. They're just incompetent.
>>746010113Retard, read the OP.
>>746004702If Palworld did it you'd think it's the coolest shit.
>>746004702At least the future one uses the wheelsNormal and past ones have ugly tumours for no real at all
>>746011584They're there to imply that it's evolving an actual wheel over time you brainlet
>>746009512Gen 4 is absolutely where you see some decline [specifically, even though nobody will fucking admit it, the schizophrenic nature of Torterra and Infernape's lines are a good showcase, being a big start to the disjointed "imagine if sentret evolved into raticate" mismatching lines], and it gets apocalyptically bad as they just abandon the design language of the series going into Gen V and 6 only to start slowly and painfully fucking crawling back out of their hole for awhile, though I would say that Sc/Vi was pretty good at making its dex mostly look like actual pokemon again even if they aren't all exactly winners.A huge part of Palworld's success absolutely came from realizing "Nintendo can't copyright a design language and aesthetic style" and then making a bunch of fuckers who had enough unique animations to give them the same illusion of personality and familiarity that the anime gave a lot of Pokemon, because "the monsters seem like replaceable garbage instead of charming creatures I can imagine doing this or that easily with some kind of personality" is lowkey the actual reason every pokemon wannabe just immediately fucking dies because without the aesthetic and the good structure, Pokemon has nothing other than inertia going for it.>>746007984As somebody who bought it, I too briefly bought the hype that the writing was improved only to realize they took a normal pokemon plot, made it lame and gay, and then chunked it up into three pieces that instead of alternating to create the illusion of deeper progression and some sense of accomplishment are just designed to be speed-run through with zero stakes. Also they stripped out almost every single one of the charming little side-quests, puzzles, lil side areas, and so on so it's just a huge empty flat fucking map full of empty cardboard buildings.The franchise ultimately peaked with Gen 3-4 and has had a smattering of like 8ish alright to good games since and even those are pretty debatable.
>>746012521>the schizophrenic nature of Torterra and Infernape's lines are a good showcase, being a big start to the disjointed "imagine if sentret evolved into raticate" mismatching lines>Turtle with a twig evolves into a turtle with a bush and a turtle with a tree>Monkey with fire evolves into monkey with fire x2What?It's not like a black cat evolving into a humanoid wrestler or a duck evolving into an unsettling humanoid prancing gay dancer
>>746013697lol mad
palworld WON
>>746007984Post the Switch 2 version and not your emulator
>>746015258Cope.
>>746012521>being a big start to the disjointed "imagine if sentret evolved into raticate" mismatching linesThis was in Gen 1 though>caterpie>metapodBoth have the same eyes and body type as Venomoth. And Butterfree looks nearly identical to Venonat
>>746009932>>746010689>don't know what don meansDon't worry bro, I got you. This is what Nintendo was trying to imply
>>746011541The designs of SV were so utter dogshit that PP didn't even want to rip them off.
I have a friend that was captured by Pokemon from very early on. I think he might just have the special type of personality that gets stockholm syndrome for a brand or IP, because he unfortunately has multiple things he now has to run defense for. I can see it stresses him out. Pokemon, Harry Potter, League of Legends, and now Genshin Impact. He will hear nothing bad about these. He will have a rebuttal for any criticism. The head people in these companies could walk outside their studio and shoot a homeless man, and he would come up with a reason why it is okay. There exist brands that just seem to be autist magnets. There exist autists that just can't resist the pull of these things.
>>746016753Why didn't you save him?
>>746011541I already think Tetroise is pushing it
>>746016753Just tell him palworld won
>>746004702yeah they're awful esp koraidon
>>746017042I genuinely tried. You think arguing with them here will sway them? No. They won't even listen to their friends.>>746017896He could have been the one to write that post.
>>746004702Monster don't do that, right?
>>746004702If you thought that was dumb you are not prepared for gen 10 with a Rotom hover scooter pulled around by your pokemon on a leash. Even if you don't believe the leaks you can see the trainers holding it in the official art that shit is 100% happening
>>746009549Nintendo let the slop on their platform and sold it in bundles
>>746009665>IT'S ALL GAMEFREAK'S FAULTI mean, it is at least partially Nintendo's fault but everything else Nintendo puts out is pretty well polished while the modern pokemon games are a technical mess with stale mechanics. There were even bugs in Champions and that RNG seed bug in online matches early in SV while Showdown has been simulating the (incredibly simple) mechanics near perfectly for years. There has to be some significant gap in standards between Gamefreak and Nintendo's internal studios.
>>746020148Yeah. Anything but letting you use your party members as a mount. It's absolutely fucking ridiculous
>>746009549ninten do be like>rape me rape me haha you won't rape me haha I can't be raped hehehe>*GETS ABSOLUTELY GIGA RAPED*>NOOOO YOU RAPED ME MY GAPING NINTENPUSSY IS SPLAYED ACROSS THE WORLD TO PUBLICLY SEE IT LEAKING YOUR PALCUM NOOOOHOOOOOOOO IM SO RAPED IM RAPED!!!!!!!
Are there even any highways/ cool roads or bends to ride your motorcycle dragon on?
>>746004702Pokemon has been unsalvageable dogshit since it went 3d, what else is new.
>>746023367I'm as annoyed by that as them turning Rotom from a rare ghost that possesses appliances into a quirkchungus battery for portable electronics.
