It's Christmas morning, 1987. You get your first NES with a PHYSICAL copy of super mario/duckhunt, two controllers and a NES zapper. Your family is over, maybe a few relatives and some cousins visiting for a christmas party arriving at 11am sharp. You setup the console and just as you get it ready to pop the game in and it instantly boots up. You each try to beat super mario and keep dying to the fish bridge and the castle stages. Each death you play as mario/luigi as you cheer for the other person playing to get further. You play duck hunt and shoot the ducks as the dog laughs at you. The atmosphere in the air is joy and relatives loudly talk, as christmas music plays as people get ready for the food. Your uncle sits on the couch close nearby, watching, already slightly drunk from the wine commentating on your gameplay. The CRT hums along and the sounds of the game echo in the room drowned out by the talking and music. SOVL.Its Christmas morning, 2026. You get your first PS6. Nobody is coming over, because people dont do parties anymore. They don't do THAT anymore. People don't visit each other or throw parties anymore because everyone's stressed out about bills. Your parents work full time jobs and could only take one day off for christmas, nobody else could. You open the box, plug in the console, you plug in the game, everything so sterile. You turn it on, you must create a PSN account to setup the console. But before you do that you must connect to the internet. Once your PS6 updates after 30 minutes, you finally sign in and get to the home screen. You open your game only to find a flimsly piece of paper in a plastic case with a code. You struggle to find the place to input the key for 10 minutes. Then once you finally enter it correctly, the game has to download. You wait another 30 minutes, and another because your parents are streaming a movie, and your internet provider is unreasonably slow today. You finally download the game after almost an hour.
lol consolefags
>>746005147lol ur old
Unfortunately in 1897 I got an NES with a DIGITAL copy of super Mario/duck hunt and it was just a mess.
>>746005183You willingly pay some fat cunt whose about to die of cancer money so he can soft lock your vidya without his shitty slow ass platform, shut the fuck up
>>746005147unc that was near 30 years before I do be bornt 2006 baby
>>746005270>steam powered nes
>>746005270>have to wait 90 years just for the nintendo authentication servers to be online
GROWTHEFUCKUPMILLENNIAL MANCHILD
>You willingly pay some fat cuntWho is xister quoting??
>>746005753What’s the zoomer edition of this, mother overdosing on fentanyl in the corner with print outs of Fortnite DLC’s laying across the floor?
>>746005147I ain't reading all that shit
>>746005847hes referring to gaben and his recent weight loss, attributing his look similar to a cancer patient.
>>746005147What the hell does this has to do with gaming? you fat burgers mess up your own society. Now you are more brown than ever. Mods ban this faggot.
>You struggle to find the place to input the key for 10 minutes.What a burden it must be to be so tech illiterate you can't even figure out how to play video games on a box designed so that actual children can use them.
>>746005931Is he really dumb enough to equate PC to stim?
>What’s the zoomer edition of this, mother overdosing on fent-AAAAAAAAAAAAACKKK!
>>746006065All the zoomers I know are in the troon platoon but sure, another nonsensical contribution from the most nonsensical generation
All the zoomers I know are in the troon plato-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Original super mario was better than all the modern slop.No save states, no countdown timer, skill based movement that you actually had to control and coins actually mattered for lives.
>>746006324That eyeliner is gay as fuck btw
>>746006556meant to say no infinite countdown timer. it was better. mario games are just slop you can hold your hand like the yellow paint and dieing never matter.
