sony just keeps winning
I do the same I play porn on the side of the screenAnalvids DAP pissing gangbang
>>746007528How slow is that hunk of shit console?
>>746007528If it was a modern-setting like GTA or something they could play in-game ads from in-game brands or clips from in-game tv shows and it'd be kino
>>746007528>tfw loading screen is twice as long because the game also has to generate and load your 3 second brainrot sketch
uncs1. hate short form content, they need longslop because their brains can't process fast moving information, they need words words words like looney lefties2. Can't multitask because they all have ADHD diagnosis in their mid 30s and can't handle multiple stimuli, their brain short circuits and their terrets or whatever the fuck its called makes them scream WAFFLES! WAFFLES! WAFFLES WITH SYRUP! WAFFLES WITH SYRUP! until they lose their mindno wonder uncs on 'chins finna complain about ts
McDonald's!
>>746007528I thought modern games don't have loading screens anymore?
Hell yes inject unsolicited ads directly into my veins
>>746007759uncs also are smarter
what happened to the power of the ssd™ that was over 9 thousand gigaterabytes per picosecond? surely that amount of speed would never allow enough time to see "shortform content" (imagine the marketing meeting where somebody thought of another cuddly term for ads)
>>746007996>source is 8 facebook iq teststry harder unc
>>746007528...and by short form content they mean goddam ads.
>>746007759>ADHD>can't handle multiple stimuliThat's not how that works. People with ADHD have low or non-existent baseline levels of serotonin, which is why the spastics need so many different sources of stimulation to keep themselves from going insane. The shortform content on the side, a Spotify playlist and a fan roaring next to your ear while you attempt to perform a single task without ripping your hair out is literally peak ADHD.
>>746008073It is the same fucking trap companies use everywhere in the digital space.>introduce new thing that eliminates some kind of annoyance>for a while the two ways coexist>people flock to new thing, old way of doing things die>new thing starts regressing until it is worse than old thing except cost much more and has no alternative
>>746008090It's ok to cope.https://nypost.com/2026/02/07/us-news/gen-z-the-first-generation-officially-dubbed-dumber-than-the-last/
>>746007528>patentslopUnless they make a single product that uses this gimmick, it's literally nothing. Most patents are established just to sit on them so that others couldn't use those ideas freely.
>>746007528bussin
You just know they're going to slow down loading times on purpose now kekEnjoy your tiktok videos snoys
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It'll be like streaming services where you'll get an add every 20 minutes
Can't I just have a cool artwork and some tips ?Also, let me press ok when it's over, so I can read the tip
>>746009687How does that increase shareholder value?
>>746009687You can have your cool artwork and tips right after this unskippable short form content from our sponsors that are a minimum of 9 seconds. May increase to longer length. PSN membership does not grant you shorter short form content or ability to skip. Must have microphone enabled interact with short form content prompts to ensure participation. If no microphone is detected you maybe subject to a minimum of 18 seconds of extra short form content. Terms apply. No refunds.
>>746007528I have AI slop fatigue.
>>746007528That’s funny because the load screen on black flag is like 2 seconds long. long load screens are kinda a thing of the past now.
>>746008897an that’s on T
Load? Oh wow... haha "*",8,1 and than 2 minutes, am I right?>short form contentSo... ads?
Anyone who submits a patent should be killed.
