>here you go, a game with countless new characters, a fully fledged single player experience, beautiful epic music, unique mechanics, bonus content up the ass and even almost all of the content people liked from our last iteration>NOOO STOP! THIS CHILDREN'S PARTY GAME ISN'T AS BALANCED AS THE LAST CHILDREN'S PARTY GAME WHERE I ONLY PLAY TWO DIFFERENT CHARACTERS ON ONE STAGE! NINTENDO HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS! EVERYONE PRETEND LIKE BRAWL SUCKS LOOK META KNIGHT!!! METTTTTAAAAA KNIIIIIIIIIIGHT! HE'S OP SEE? ISN'T ONE CHARACTER BEING OP WORSE THAN ALL CHARACTERS BEING UNPLAYABLE EXCEPT THREE AT MOST? SEE HOW GOOD WE HAD IT?Looking back what was wrong with millennial bros? Gen X and boomies bought a game for their kids to enjoy, and the zoomchads enjoyed it hence. But millennials were... different...
It seems like you've carried out a whole conversation by yourself so I'm not really sure what the point of my reply would be.
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>stuff a game full of content>the actual gameplay is shit>get butthurt when people criticize it
>>746010026Ultimate not only has NO content (despite the character spam), but also boring ass gameplay.
Why didn't Goku use Instant Transmission to save everyone?
>>746009115Brawl has anti-fun features like tripping and the game has an even more stagnant metagame due to Meta Knight. Melee is going through a renaissance due to rollback netcode online through Slippi.Ultimate is the one they bitch about for having "too much stuff." Turndownthewalt actually made a case that Ultimate's roster size makes it worse because then there can't be 1-3 clearly overpowered characters to focus on. My problem with Ultimate is that there is no ground fighting, because you're too slow and weak if you're not short hopping during every. single. attack. If the DLC cringe didn't exist, the roster would be perfect but TOs bent the knee to Steve mains. It's clearly intended for people to have multiple "mains" with stuff like the squad battles. The problem with Steve is not that he's unbeatable (he's broken don't get me wrong) but that he can effectively fight anyone on the roster, while everyone else has some counter-pick demon.
>>746010129NTA but >apparently ass-blasted by Ultimate, of all thingsngmi.
It really says a lot about Sakurai that what otherwise would have been by far the best game in the series was deliberately neutered because Melee was too fun.
Brawl isn't fun to play, even from a casual perspective. 64 and Ultimate are more goofy and cartoony. Melee is faster which leads to a bunch of physics and speed-related jank.Subspace is also hot garbage. A shittier version of a Kirby game with gimped characters to force you to use the shallow sticker mechanic as you slog through boring, generic levels they rehash 3 times.
>>746009115Any zoomer would just put the Melee disc into their Wii and plug in the Gamecube controllers once they get tired of the molasses tripping simulator
>>746009115I didn't know what a wavedash was and never blocked and even me, the exact target audience for this game, could instantly tell something was off compared to melee just by playing captain falcon for 5 minutes.it was still played a good amount at all the sleepovers, but over time we used the wii I literally bought for this 1 game to play homebrew channel emulators and gamecube games including melee over brawl, and if we did play brawl it was with a bunch of funny modseven stupid casual kids like to go fast, that's why they play fortnite in current year. only weird nintendo only kids have any real attachment to this game because mario is scowling and there's EPIC latin music to show that this is a game for HARDCORE kids
