Her innocense and purity must be protected. She must not become another Samus or another Peach.
>>746011347They gave her a huge ass you retard
>>746011438I'm not talking about fans drawing her, anon. I'm talking about the real Zelda.
>>746011438Also a MAGNUM DONG in Twilight Princess.
>>746011347When did they sexualise peach?
>>746011501Ass attacks
>>746011492Her big ass is in the game.
>>746011540Right, anon. And I'm the new Pope.
>>746011568You never beat the game.
>>746011645Look, stop spreading bullshit rumors and fake info, OK? I also know fan artists have drawn Zelda way out of proportion. I know about rule 34.But this is about the actual games. And Zelda has never been sexualized in the actual games.
>>746011347that seems like sexy pose for me
Didn't you make this thread last week about Peach?
>>746011801I know about that image. She's picking up a frog. Of course you can snap an image when she's in a specific position, during an animation, and call it "sexy".But if you watch the actual sequence in the game, it has nothing to do with sex appeal.
>>746011347Zelda isn't sexualized enough by Nintendo. She needs to be sexualized a lot more.
>>746011347Too late, I sexualize pure maidens.Also that fucking english dub everyone hates but she sounds like she is begging for mercy after a day long rape session.
>>746011878'tendo knew exactly what they were doing with her design...
>>746011878>>746011925This is all on you. Fans who draw Zelda half-naked etc.Doesn't mean Nintendo has ever done it.
>>746011958*cums*
Best hipped Zelda.
What official Princess Zelda toys/merchandise should be made?
>>746012093What do you mean?
>>746011958Wet 17yo in a sheer gown isn't sexualizing?
>>746011347You already made this thread about Peach
>>746011801It's not even a sexy pose her back is so arched I think she might take a shit like a dog.
>>746012286Different figures!
>anon sees sexy zelda arching her back and sticking her round butt in the air>immediately thinks of a dog shittinghuh?
kill yourself sybb
>>746012563Didn't she wear that to her confrontation with Ganonfart?What do you think was happening during the 100 years that she was "containing" him
>>746012584>>746011347found it>>745737514and as a bonus the original thread from 2017https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/396676964/
>>746011876Nintendo chose that angle for a reason.
Back to your containment board>>>/vp/
>>746012563Literally what?
>>746011347This bitch be the chinless wonderBest Zelda is :D
>>746014156This Stacy does NOT care which Link she steals
>>746011876Frog is a euphemism for penis
So, I think it's safe to say that Zelda has never been sexualized, but there are a lot of mentally ill anons who refuse to let go of their fetishes.
>>746014341then why is she wearing skintight leggins?why does the have thicc thigs and huge butt?why is she always bending over?
>>746014798She wearing normal leggings, anon. There's nothing sexy about them.She doesn't have fat thighs and huge ass in the game. You need to be able to separate fan shit from what she actually looks like.She isn't. That screenshot is from a motion. I already explained this.
>>746014934The sad thing is that this fanart is so rampant that people genuinly believe she actually looks like this.
>>746014986and thats a good thing
>>746014986but she does look like that thoughbeit
>>746015015NO, she doesn't. Holy shit how stupid can people be? Her ass doesn't look huge or fat, it's just the artist with a fetish for that.
Anal sex with Zelda.Simple as.
>>746015682Zelda makes my dick way too hard and I want to blow fat ropes of cum on her.
>>746015767many are saying this
>>746011801It's meant to be humorous. The nerdy princess goes into a non-ladylike state to excitedly catch the frog.We're just hypersexualized and see everything as such.
>thinly veiled request for a Zelda porn dump
>>746011347What did nintendo mean by this?
>>746016006I've got youhttps://mega.nz/folder/JVUmBSLA#K5na-2mI5VsZIwTsTwRYhw
>>746016469>its not even the good stuff
>>746016634And what do you consider the "good stuff"
>>746016682Everything with Zelda that doesnt involve her fucking horses or bokoblins since most of that dump is just that.
This is why /v/ is a shit board. Nobody actually play the games, it's all just rule 34 and porn.
>>746017459Nice, reminds me of those videos with the girls bent over and facing the camera like that, really accentuates their plump asses and wide hips.
She's a real clogger.
>>746017128I played BotW and TotK and did every shrine and quest.
>Inb4 someone says they're all fatassesWrong, even teenage girls aged 15-16 typically have wide hips at that age and would have accentuated hips and asses when viewed from this position which are signs of readiness and fertility >>746017459
>>746018528That's her fluffy dress, not her ass.
>>746018528zaaamn
>>746018586Is this also her fluffy dress?
Her ass should be this big.
>>746012658lmaooo
>>746020780*at least this big. We can go bigger.
>>746020780holy FARTMEAT
Zelda is practically the Mother Mary of gaming. Yall better repent lol
>>746019450That's fake
>zelda when i meet her with my going into games machine
>>746012724I don't get it either, especially when >>746014934 looks like she's about to shit.
>>746012724She arching her back UP not down
>>746023269>3DPDAt least she had enough sense to not zoom it out.
>>746015682>>746016307Good thread.>>746023269God damn I love cosplay thots!
>>746011347Zelda sucks, Gerudo chicks are better
>>746024372Especially the children
>>746023269
>>746020978
I don't get why so many cuckolds say that Zelda belongs to Ganondorf. You see, 'dorf's got a big nose. So he smells her... expulsions a lot more. One whiff of her behind after one of those lavish Hyrule Castle feasts and he'd be knocked out. You'd need a lot of courage - perhaps even a Triforce's worth - to handle that.
>>746026202>cuckoldry and fart shit in the same post
>>746025413Nice...
>>746026261I'm not endorsing the cuckoldry here.
I hope the OOT Remake keeps OOT Princess Zelda as regal and respectful and mature as she was in the original game. I was seethe if they turn her into cringey anime weeb shit like botw Zelda.
>>746011347>never been sexualizedNigger, she's the most sexualised.
>>746027418I think he meant by Nintendo specifically.
>>746026202>Now that I have the triforce of Wisdom under my control, Hyrule wi->*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPFFFFFFTTTTTTTPTPTPTPTTTT*>IT BURNS!
>>746011347She was transexualized retard. Fucking Sheik retard. Crossgenderededed.
>>746016769you lost zelink tranny
>>746011347>>746019450kill yourself sybb
>>746028265Zelink? Whats that?
I wanna make Zelda's butt pregnant
Stop corrupting innocent Anons into getting a fart fetish.
>>746029273Why?
>>746029982Because farts are so gross! And they ruin a girl's beautiful big butt!
>>746030196I'd call them a marked improvement, food is bland without seasoning after all.
>>746029303BoTW Zelda has a decent sized butt but I don’t know why anyone would think this is fat in any way.
>>746011347>innocenseThese threads really are made by thirdies
>>746030331Are they really an improvement? It's a nice big butt, I'd love to have it on my face but I'd hate if she let out one!
>>746030478aren't you the guy from the makoto thread who wants to get corrupted into liking braps
>>746030356It's not, BoTW Zelda's ass is perfectly sized. The spammer is shitposting and trying to equate Zelda's perfect teenage ass to landwhales because of some fart fetish shit.
>>746030710Hmmm... Maybe!
I do notice that Zelda has disproportionally more brap art then most other nintendo females.
>>746031018to be honest if you want someone to corrupt you into getting a fart fetish go look at /pfg/ on /trash/, they love that stuff there
>>746011501Mario StrikersSmash BrosMario Kart World
>>746031437Guess I could try that later tonight then, thanks.
>>746011501paper mario 2
>princess_zelda>dark_skinned_male>anal_sexdon't need nintendo to sexualise heri sexualise her myself
>>746033210Need that brapper on my face so bad.
>>746031018Try fapping to your favorite ass pics with https://thisvid.com/videos/nonstop-farting-special-edition/ playing in the background. Trust me.
>>746033210remove the dark_skinned_male tag and we're talking
>>746033310>Playing fart audio while looking at normal ass picsOh God, I fear that it's going to be extremely effective...
>>746033415no the tag is integral
>>746033780ok cucko
>>746023269name of this 3d thot?
>>746034180Your mom.
>>746034180I and many others have tried to find the source for years, and we've failed. It's probably lost media at this point.
>>746034094i can self-insertyou can be in the cuckchairit's a pc gaymen chair for maximum comfort
>>746011347>peach>sexualized>samus>sexualizedThat shit never happened.
>>746029303Modded shit. Her ass isn't fatty.
>>746035423I want to watch her take a huge shit in front of me.
>>746011876Bitch is wearing leather leggings and high boots. How the fuck is that not sexualized?!
>>746035423It should've been this big in the game and there should've been an ass-slapping minigame.
>>746011347That isn't Zelda though?
>>746011501She's been stung by increasingly more bees on the lips since like 2006, bro
>>746011347You're only saying this because her voice actress is so offputting your dick softens whenever she opens her mouth.
>>746035552Her ass isn’t fat in any of those images, faggot. Are this and the fat fanart poster the same guy falseflagging or are they two different shitposters?
>>746035423How many toilets has she clogged?
>>746016056>botw2That edit's from the most recent warriors game, not tears of the kingdom.
>>746037250I want to watch her clog my toilet.
>>746037712Same!
>>746011347i sexualize her all the time
>>746035552Those are not modded screenshots, retarded fuckwit.>fatty...What starving shithole do you come from?
>Sybb talking to himself again
>>746037407>>746040315Yes it's fat you fucking negroids. And yes, all of those use a modded model.
less talkmore zeldass
Breath/Tears Zelda is sexier when she’s wearing a white dress.
>>746011347Didn't zelda have an ass attack in smash, or am I misremembering?
>>746041869That's Peach
>>746042000>No, I love you because of your capability to overwhelm Hyrule's plumbing.
more like the legend of smellda: breath of the ass amirite
>>746037712and by toilet I mean my mouth
>>746011501Peach has been put in a swimsuit, tight bodysuit, has stripped naked, and has been able to be upskirted in various official games. The worst you can say about Zelda is that she wore tight pants that one time.
>>746011347>screenshot from a game where they put her in yoga spats and detailed her assYou're an idiot, OP.
>>746044115She also dresses like a sexy ninja sometimes.
Brapda is for Link only
>>746044383only he can handle her fumes
>>746045151Yes but she also loves him for other reasons, mainly simping while still being the strongest warrior in hyrule
>>746040591>Yes it's fat you fucking negroids>projectingYep. From some backwater, starving shithole.>all of those use a modded modelYou didn't touch any of those games, or even watch a playthrough. That, or you're a bored troll.
>>746047003You’re arguing with the spammer.
>>746042000I wish this Zelda made me her fartslave.
>>746011716Are you under 10yo? You stupid retard?
>>746047173Imagine constantly have to kneel behind her ass ready to sniff up any foul braps that it releases
>>746047126Yeah, but he doesn't seem to be aware that people who don't have those games can just look at playthroughs, let alone those who can just boot the games up. He's not fooling anybody with this retarded attempt at gaslighting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5N3xT9FsAY
>love ass>hate fard and shid and brap talkI choose this hell I guess
>>746048128>>746048351gdi
>>746048135Wait, she DOES have a fatty arse?
>>746011347>She must not become another Samuszelda can never be competent? what the fuck is this chauvinist speak? Samus is a literal idol.
>>746048128Sounds like heaven. I want to be encased in her wobblemeat and be forced to smell each and every noxious foul gust that erupts from her hole.
>brapfags hijack a sybb threadYou fart sniffers are alright sometimes.
>>746033520Zelda should make a crossover appearance in NIKKE.
>>746048608Your jobs would also include: Licking her butthole as she drifts into sleep
I wish I knew how to gen AI pics locally, because if I could I'd be making endless amounts of Zelda fart porn.
>>746011347This is bullshit. They build the entire story of Tears of the Kingdom around Link and Zelda, and they couldn't close the game with they sharing a kiss.It would be the most kino ending of all time.
imagine zelda giving you a fartjob
>>746051407I would tongue worship her ass for hours if she did that for me
>thread is still upbig booty zelda is great
>>746011347The first time I found out about this game was literally by inflation porn on Twitter.
Brap of the Wild...
>>746011801>>746017818>>746033210Perfect pose for taking a deep breath and giving her a wild breath.
I want to live off zeldas fart and shit particles
>>746030401Good catch. They seem to hyperfixate on blonde hair and protruding butts.
>>746054603Also socioeconomic status and wealth and inheritance.
>>746054656>Link be like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRpCivrtmXM
>>746030401He meant to spell incontinence
>>746016006>https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/396676964/>>746016469K E K
Which incarnation of Zelda is the gassiest?
>>746057049TotK
>>746057136>female artist
>>746057530but it's not
>>746011347>>746011438>>746011492>>746011801KILL YOURSELF SYBB
>>746011876Okay, what scenes with Peach are intended for sex appeal then since you implied Peach was sexualized too.
>>746014119
>>746057893exprienced this recently with the Helen of Troy debacle in Odyssey. Apparently it doesn't matter because Nolan made billions. They really flip flop in their values
>>746011347cant believe link gets to release big fat loads on princess zeldas face every single day
>>746037098>bitch is a female! How is that not sexualized!?
>>746011347Zelda's sweaty ass stench is impossible not to follow
I just want to use Zelda's butt as a pillow. Imagine she's reading a book and you just come in and lay down, face right between her buns and she keeps on reading like nothing's happening.
>>746011347She finally got on the toilet after holding it in all day
>>746063214that's her actually squeezing link's cock hard enough to make him cum inside her baby batter room
>>746011347But what if she was a horse?
>>746023269imagine the smell
>>746061438well excuuUUUUUUuuuuse me
I wish I had a haughty Princess in my life.
>>746065928Same
>>746057019Lmfao, that thread is basically the exact same but with peach>sexo fanart>That doesn't count. Only official shit.>sexo game screenshot>That's not sexualized.
>>746054656You just know that both of them will pounce him tonight
>>746012286Onahole
>>746012797>>746028492>>746057680you first abib.
>>746057893So is this supposed to be the "I posted this so that means I win the argument" image of the moment?
>>746069471yatsufusa
Tight clothes
pretty funny watching op try to argue that zelda wearing skintight yoga pants and bending over in front of the camera somehow isn't sexualizing her
>>746012658>its not a sexy pose>explains why its sexy
>>746011347
>>746073321
>>746073353
>>746017818Imagine her blasting rotten eggs out of her poop chute at you
>>746011438Thst's fan headcanon you stupid fuck.
>>746011347Didn't Hyrule warriors Zelda have huge tits?
>>746031839>guess i'll take another hot shower
She's naked under that white dress, you know.
