PZ is the single greatest game I have ever played. Anyone thinking about visiting the real Knox County, KY, and checking out your favorite spots, maybe seeing whether the fire department would let you look around to see how realistic it is to the game, etc.?
post your sluts
>>746016351Why is she so hot and kneeling down, screaming into the ground in frustration?
Coomers will be strictly banned from the colony
Troons
>drive down the highway>sudden lag spikeWhy does this game run like shit now? I don't remember it lagging this bad in B41 while I was driving. Also feels like there's some kind of memory leak because the game gets worse and worse, even without mods.
despawn bug downplayers in shambles
>>746016351I want to visit the US and shoot some locals
>>746016508Its yoga.
>>746017186It's always been like this.The funniest thing is the fucking community manager trying to blame it on mods, saying something along the lines of "Every report we've encountered of people mentioning lag over time has been using mods". Well yeah no shit because the lag only gets significant after several hours of playing and anyone with a brain who's played this game more than a few hours will have modded the game to try fix everything wrong with it.
>>746016351It's been getting worse all around, they keep simplifying the gameplay and leaning on the "I want to massacre hordes of zombies" fantasy, pulling further away from the survival aspect.The game starts with "this is how you die" but it keeps getting harder and harder to lose.
>>746016453I decided to drop the Week One mod and just switched to Cryo Winter with Bandits/True Companions.>>746017186Give the game more RAM and if you travel a lot periodically save and restart to clear the memory.
>>746017618wutthey keep upping the "default mode" difficulty by introducing shit like double hp zombies, 6% sprinters and making all loot rarer and rarer
Why are pz players so t coded
>>746017542She looks like she looked everywhere for a virile strong man, but couldn't find one and has to go back to her fortified house and jerk off alone in her bed.
>>746017618>keep simplifying the gameplay and leaning on the "I want to massacre hordes of zombies" fantasy, pulling further away from the survival aspect.What? They are doing the exact opposite by adding whole new levels of tech with stone knapping, carviung and shit.
>>746017618Because you've played the game so you know how to avoid the risks you big dummy
>>746017780I really wish the lewd mods were more advanced for PZ.With a pregnancy mod, i want to play as a dude and collect my post apo warlord waifu harem..
>>746017724Bigger numbers, smaller numbers. That's AAA difficulty balancing.>>746017781Adding niche optional mechanics nobody will use doesn't change anything, it's all fluff. The core experience is too flawed.This is like saying Minecraft hunger is challenging and balanced because you can choose to only eat dried kelp, which is almost worthless.
>>746017986>Adding niche optional mechanics nobody will useOh so you are a retarded faggot, okay never mind.
>>746017430There is no bug. It's a misunderstanding a few schizos have. Also, if you're playing pirated Build 42 (no other patches), you're unaffected anyway.
>>746017986This is an example of a Project Zomboid Troll; he shambles into every PZ thread and says the same tired arguments, over and over, because he's been mindbroke by this brilliant game.
>it was hot ok??
First Aid/health really needs some overhaul - game really needs shit like status effects and stuff. Drinking ""tainted"" water shouldnt just fucking kill you, how about shits and heavy debuffs instead? Where are my stimulants that temporarily increas strength and fitness? And shit like that.
>>746017837you can do that in Conan Exiles out of the box sans pregnancy
>>746018991Theorethically i can do it in Rimworld too.I just wish i could do it in PZ.>Conan ExilesShame all the smut mods are on the workshop, i wanted to buy CE but its like 130$ for the entire thing.
>>746017837>play as woman -> man>install bandit mod>subdue bandit during their raid>kill his companions>chain him to bed>grunt as I fuck him with my boipussy>become pregnant>give birth to child>now father to a qt girl I raise and protect in a zombie apocalypse like TLOUSoon we'll be able to do this with mods. I'm so fucking pumped, bros.
>>746018859>Where are my stimulants that temporarily increas strength and fitness?Always found it weird how nobody has bothered to make a good chemistry/drugs mod. Honestly might do it myself.
Every time I get to the point I need to start leveling skills I stop playing.Dogshit grindy design.The difference between exp gained when just using the skill and metagame minmaxing exp boosts is also stupid. I could deal with the "I could be getting 80 exp for this instead of 2.75 exp" fomo if it didn't take forever the "normal" way and every worthwhile recipe is locked behind level 2-3 of its respective skill.
>>746016351>unemployed
>>746019453ugh it'd be like tarkov, pumping like 10 stims before dealing with a horde of 500 zombies
>>746019469Then don't do this? Just be a loot goblin and move to the next town when you're done with your starting town.
>>746019469Just crank up exp multiplier.
HOW THE FUCK DO I STOP DOORS FROM CLOSING AUTOMATICALLY AFTER I GO THROUGH
>>746019453There was a drugs mod but it was basic bitch shit.And yeah its a shame.>>746019469Get skill improvement mods.
What's the most dangerous encounter you have in PZ? For me, it's opening a door when a zombie is clawing at it. For some reason, sometimes I fuck it up and they just hit me, even when I know they're there.
>>746019115>$130That's not even counting all the shittons of MTX shit in the in-game store. Anyway, all those DLCs other than Siptah are just cosmetic building packs and shit. And there's ways to DL workshop mods via the link rather than steam. To be clear, I'm not vagueposting, but it's just been so long since I did it that I doubt I still have a reliable method for it, but I know it's still possible because it's occasionally mentioned nowadays still.
>all these locations to settle in>mu autistic ass always ends up being drawn to that one gas station near fishing shop far West of Riverside or the newly added gas station South of March RidgeI hate my brain.>>746020465I know its cosmetics but its annoying as fuck ( and yeah i know, its exactly why they do it ).
>>746020739There's gotta be ways to unlock that shit, but I never found one, though it's not like I looked too hard. The fact that it's (((Live-service))) means that any ways to unlock them, at least in the UE5 version, is going to get patched out if they catch wind of it.
>>746020820Guess ill just pirate it and look for a way to get the mods.Weird that CE has Nexus but not so many mods there.
an example of a long term goal to pursue in project zomboidI found the keys to this white range rover a while agoit's completely run down and beat up>engine is almost destroyed, shuts off at random times, each time it turns on again it drains the battery, so it's impossible to drive around>trunk storage is at half heath and thus at half capacity>windows cracked>gas tank is at 33% condition and leaking fuel>suspension and brakes need to be replacedcare to take a guess what would be required to restore it to mint condition?
Im about to do one of these things to increase difficulty.Should i :A - allow bites with generous zombification windoworB - allow for single digit sprinters to spawn??>>746021164>restoring one specific vehicleThats always a good idea. Especially if the vehicle is a tyype of mobile base like some massive RV or some modded shit.
>stuck in buggy early access forever>greatest game I have ever played
>>746022369sprinters are funinfection is not
the greatest game evar is probably some sterilized AAA nobition slop
>>746022528Sprinters it is then.Or better yet i will look for Dying Light style night uber strong zombies spawning mod..
>>746016351My character died and i don't feel like playing anymore
>>746017618>zombie killingDude they added muscle strain to attacks. You literally get punished for playing the game.
>>746016351seems like the kind of game that requires way too much commitment, leaving you unable to play anything else.
>>746018859Being hurt (hp loss) shouldn't just reduce your encumbrance, it should also slow you down and make you weak. Then drinking tainted water can just bring you to half hp and punish you that way.
>>746023842I think there was a mod with a slow and tough zombie that slows you down and oneshots you when it gets close
>>746025263Yeah Bloater from TLOU2 used by Ricksdestrix in his wilderness run. Exact opposite of what i aim for - rare, night spawning, uber strong yet possible to kill zombie that makes you prioritize setting up secure bases.
>>746024825You get lots of time to play other things because after a couple hours you’ve seen everything the game has to offer.
>>746016351>>746016453>>746017671>>746018740>autism game (males only)>bunch of dudes playing dress up in a survival simJust buy the latest Barbie game you fruits.
Sometimes instead of twine you can use leather or denim strips to craft. Are they all the same or will strips give less durability than twine or something?
>installed Sophie's>disable Reddit dogs>enable nude textures>add Wolf Extraction Quest>Ammo spawn freq = 4.0>yeah... it's gaming timeI dunno if this collection is even good but I dont wanna curate my own, is there a better one?
>>746026076They are all the same, its just so that you can use other shit if you cant get any other.
on my last character i spent like 20 minutes just auto walking grinding nimble level 1. I now value nimble traits much more than I did.
Wow so in fact the iron spears that you can smith are hot garbage. The best spear in the game is a... Forged Garden fork...
>>746021164>an example of a long term goalI mod one in otherwise it feels contrived.there's ones that let you escape or cure the infection with a shitload of preparation, they give you real reasons to go places.really gives the game what it needs.
>>746025832it's about the innate male desire to protect a woman. i do this by controlling heralso i get the boner when i make her dress like a whore at night
>>746026762why is it so offensive to people the idea of dying alone as the last living person? Why must there always be a vaccine and a happy ending? Everything is so hollywood
>>746026838Whatever you say. You'll be on estrogen before the year ends.
>>746026838Please understand goy, you must hate white femininity and all depictions of it because I created some hideous golem creature or something. Please care
>CDDA tranny fag this mad today
>>746026916I’d say it’s actually very deeply human to want to fix the world, but the difference is that ancient humans had to do it via back breaking labor and grueling trial and error banging rocks together and making clay pots and shit and eventually building walls and genociding scum. These days people only identify with a heckin epic science that you inject into babies to fix problems and could never possibly conceive of the kind of human spirit that cro-magnon used to pull humanity up by its bootstraps
>>746026950I have been playing female characters for 40 years now, when will this estrogen thing happen?
>>746027159sex with this unspecified gender thing
how does winter work? can you still get water from rain catchers?
>>746028302It gets cold, snow is collecting the same way as rain, foraging and fishing is debuffed, crops get damaged by cold, snowstorms reducing visibility ( and sounding like a fucking zombies sometimes ) etc.
>>746028302yes, they dont freeze over and snow counts as rain for the purposes of filling barrels
that new extraction mod is actually cool
>>746026916I just struggle with purpose once ive solved all the problems and have enough food and guns and cars to ever need.those mods give me a tangible thing to strive toward, zomboid isnt dynamic sandboxy enough to create good long term goals like other sandbox games allow.I haven't finished my playthrough yet but id probably do it again even if the ending was nearly unachievable just to give me something to do.
I don't play a woman character in zomboid because I know that they would never be able to survive without a man
>>746018740Are there actual child mods yet? I want to try to survive the apocalypse as a 10 year old girl.
>>746029340
at high enough cooking skill you get 2 empty cans :)
Do you guys lose 90% of your frames around those 3 skyscrapers in Louisville too
I wanna like it but I am a stupid pissy baby and don't like that I can only see threats in front of me
Any recommendations to pair with Week One?
>dont have a knife or any other basic tools>but i did find a supress FAL with some ammoIll take it.>>746030961Week One Tresspassing.>>746030803No idea, i never been to LV despite 2.5k hrs.
>>746026916Fucking retard.
>>746028384>>746028396ok nice thanks. i was worried i'd run out of water since it never fucking rains
>>746028396>snow counts as rainI thought that was a mod, was it added in 42?
>>746029824you will never be hayley williams anon
>>746026916i wouldnt mind having a discussion with these types if they could accept that giving them what they want comes at the explicit cost of taking from me what i already love.
Going to do my first run with bushcrafter soon. Riverside start, planning on getting deep into foraging/fishing/farming/carving this time. I'd like to be mostly self sufficient by making bats with tree branches, and just adding nails or cans as needed since they are so strong. I'd also like to mess around with spears a bit but their condition seems to always be so low I don't know if I will enjoy the constant need to swap weapons.
We played a session that lasted about 20 days with a buddy, we found it too easy. What are the best settings without getting wrecked by the sprinters either?
>>746032059It was a mod and yes it was added 42.
>>746028784Don't you understand? The struggle for purpose is the explicit conflict of the game. Everything is pointless. You will die alone. There's no escaping it. So how do you make peace with the fact that your life will never have meaning and you can survive for no reason other than to survive? Does that not resonate with you people? Maybe it's just me. I lived through chronic pain for years and at a point I only didn't kill myself because of a desperate need to survive. That's what this game feels like. Cold catharsis.
>>746028784atleast you actually like the game and are willing to install a mod instead of autistically screeching about it
>>74603230730% slower sprinters modset guns and ammo to extremely rare
>>746032449>The struggle for purpose is the explicit conflict of the game.No not really, its not so hard to secure your existence forever.
>>746032449>the reason theres nothing to do isn't because the game is unfinished!>it's because the devs made the game as a commentary on the human condition!holy shit you're such a fucking pseud, at least the tranny coomers admit they like dressing up their female avatar in slutty outfits
>>746032685you literally just affirmed his point.
how'd this retard get up there
>>746032735Right. there needs to be a zombie nether and a zombie End realm and a zombie dragon that rolls credits when you beat it amirite
>playing with Blackout Predators>on the verge of heart attack anytime i get into a dark basement>>746033024yes yes i did.
>>746025832>why would anyone want to watch a woman run around in a thong and bra killing zombies??>its gay to like this actuallyHello game journalist. Im glad you were laid off.
>>746017618Outed yourself as not playing the game, a lot of complainers in zomboid threads do this
>still no objective besides survivingzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(omboid)
>>746033612There is no alternative and likely never will be.
>>746028302>how does winter workit doesn't reallysnow is just white paint on the ground, doesn't affect movement, vehicles or zombies, cold doesn't affect zombies either
>>746033612Zoomers cannot into sandboxes
reminder to hold off on using the lifestyle mod for now until it updates
>>746032735>>a commentary on the human conditionI don’t even know what to fucking say to this. It’s like you’re from another planet something. I guess zoomers have completely and utterly forgotten the roots of the medium and only know shit like Left 4 Dead.
for me its cdda bright nights
please care about “lgbtq shart farts” or something
multiplayer but we dress up like sluts server when
>>746033647There are literally mods that have an end game. Why can't the nigger devs do the same?>>746033753Sandboxes are for toddlers or shitting cats
>>746033397ok but picture thisan extensive sewer system added under louisville, packed with zombiessomewhere in there, randomly, is a government bunker. you can find hints for its location in military bases or something.if you reach it you get a game over screen and can either end or continue playing and, most importantly for the autists, an achievement
>>746034225>Why can't the nigger devs do the same?Because it’s not important and better left to individuals who care to do for free
>>746031801There are rivers everywhere. It's literally impossible to run out of water.>>746026916What a great and deep idea! Okay, everyone, let's sit on our asses and wait for our death! How fun!>Time passes>Nothing happens >Time passes>Nothing happensOh yeah, dying is impossible in this easy game. Great game, eh?
>>746033397There was a CDDA mod that added a literal "apocalypse off" button at the bottom of a lab and the drive to find and press that button added a lot.
>>746033487Its the breakfast question but for trannies.
or picture thisthere is a goals listmostly stuff to become self sufficient in the long termonce you hit those goals, you can "skip to next chapter"suddenly it is 10 years laterthe world state changesless zombies, more humansand a new game+ starts
>4x gun drops>5x ammo drops>2x zombie spawnsYippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers
>>746032245>taking from me what i already loveJust because you love it doesnt mean you have power over it, or own it, or have a right to decide what to do with it.
>>746034353Yeah because “kill dr breen in louiseville sewers” is so deep lmao. Notice how you slid “easy” in there so you have the opportunity to move the goalposts
>>746034353carrying water around sounds antifun
>>746034607>Yeah because “kill dr breen in louiseville sewers” is so deep lmao.What does this have to do with anything?>Notice how you slid “easy” in there so you have the opportunity to move the goalpostsIt's my first post here you schizophrenic furry piece of shit.
>>746034673That's why humanity has always decided to settle next to rivers. Carrying water becomes trivial.
>>746034534ok, continue.
>>746034686Very compelling counter argument goaltard
>>746034830Suddenly we are arguing like in your gay club in school?
recommend me some objectives
>>746034972Try not do die of boredom while playing this slop.
>>746035036already doing that
>>746034893>being right is le gayLower your tone
>>746035119Lower this!*Unzip penis*
>>746034972loot, build, craft, fight, farm and fish
>>746034318>Because it’s not important It's literally the most glaring issue of the game
>>746034972acquire dog
>>746034972Make a vaccine - thats classic.Spawn a 1% condition special vehicle and restore it to full condition.Start in LV as a prepared spec ops, travel to Military base for uber secret documents and the torch every medical facility on the map before extracting with Wolf Quest.Blood Bank challengeUber Zombies ( strong pinpoint hearing long memory sprinters ) 100 day survival.One of the Island map starts - start as naked all 0 character and survive and build and provision a boat to escape.One of the giant map packs run as Nomad.Full on colony with 10years later and True Companions.Full on animal breeder/Harvest moon run.
There should be a way to restore power and water for houses. There's an objective and something to do.
>>746035254No it’s some subjective fag opinion that no two goaltards would agree on how to realize and it’s also babbys first lua mod level trivial. Not worth anyone’s time, a teenager can do it for free and upload it to slopshop
>>746035334your dog raccoon posts always make me laugh
so whats the best gun/method for leveling aiming?
most niggas here never even read the Mechanics V book and talk about how there is no endgame
>>746036090you know there are aiming books right?there's still that -70% xp gain after lv5 or so but still ez with books
>>746035618generator and rain barrels. next question
>>746034972Project Zomboid desperately needs to begin like this:>player in metallic room>can hear SWOOF SWOOF SWOOF SWOOF>viewpoint: staring at his gloved hands>he looks up>he looks to the left, the right>sees other tactical dressed comrades>revealed player is in a Blackhawk helicopter>lieutenant stands up>"You will be inserted on the ground. No backup. No communications. You will be alone. They have overrun everything down there. Your mission: find the cure.">SWOOF SWOOF SWOOF>scenes of door opening, player roping down, first out>suddenly explosion as the helicopter is destroyed>player falls with a THUD>wakes up, and it's daytime>looks around>sees billboard>WELCOME TO KNOX COUNTY, KY>written in blood, the black lettering for "KNOX COUNTY, KY" is scratched out and replaced with the word "HELL">Game beginsYou want objectives? Find the cure. Survive. Exfil. Now that's a fucking game.
Where are my skybridgeGODS itt?
>>746036183
The most GLARING ISSUE with Zomboid right now is that it doesn’t spawn you in with 20 other players in a “last man standing” deathmatch that ends with a screen that says Winner Winner Chicken Dinner before giving you permission to close the game. To prevent this from becoming competitive we can add a Banana consume so you can play the next one as a Banana
>>746016351>>746016453do i need mods to make a character like this
>>746036408>We should be able to do A>But you can do BRetard.
>>746036436So you’re sayin we sum kinda project zomboid? Shieeet
>>746036408It's about the adventure, you moron. It also gives more reason to learn skills.
>>746034278There should be achievements tied to rooms deep in places like the prison or the racetrack to promote exploration.
>>746036923This. Every significant act should have an achievement attached to it so that players can get a sense of progress and figure out what they're supposed to be doing.
>wake up at 5:20>step outside>hear blood curdling roar of a VolatileOh yeah i forgot they hunt till 6:00...Never had my ass cheeks clenched harder than when i retreated back aiming my gun at every shadow..>>746036835>>746035618Especially now when you have entire water plant on the map..
>>746035618as an anti-goal anon i agree with this but without any need for upkeep. for now i just keep utilities on forever.
OH BAAABY PLEEEEASEGIVE A LITTLE RESPECT
>No infections>No nutrition>No water/electricity shut-off>No looted buildings>XP increased by 20x>Guns/ammo loot increased overwhelminglyNow it's time to Project Zomboid.
>>746019698Soon as you hit e push space and swing, stand back as well learn the distance you can be for opening, this always shits me up tooMy vote is fences, never run alongside a small fence
>>746036727duh yes
>>746037242Now this is gaming.
>>746037284well what mods
After a lot of research it seems like can reinforced bats are far and away the best and easiest to source weapon in the game.
>>746037516There are so many weapons you can find everywhere and repair items everywhere and the difference in damage is negligible anyway that does it honestly even matter?
>>746036436The final twist? The data will be used for VR Missions
You feeling lucky, /v/?
>>746037656Yes. I get tired of having to scrounge up weapons from places. It's much easier to chop a tree and make 4 weapons that will last for days. Also the crit rate is like 50% at lvl 3 long blunt and you can reinforce them with nails or cans all day for nothing.
Cooking is a nightmare. You never know what ingredients you need, what tools you need. Simple things like cut bread and cut salame can't make a sandwich because... I don't know.
>>746037690if you roll a 3 or less i will be able to fall asleep before work tonight.
>>746037690what does rolling the dice do
>in one bed??
>>746037340all of them
>>746037829Take a wild guess.
Can I use "rotten" grasshoppers and thing as fish bait still?>>7460376901 and you drink bleach
>>746037762cooking is mega gay except for all the shit that you can just throw into a pot to make stew, or throw into a pan to make stir fry. Everything else u gotta memorize what shit they need.
>>746038028>Can I use "rotten" grasshoppers and thing as fish bait still?yes
>>746037793>>746038028>>746037829live by the diedie by the die
>>746037762Don't use Crafting menu, right click context menu. I just make stews through that cause it's easy and you can throw a lot in, pasta works the same
>>746038221>>746038067>>746037762Better Cooking Menu mod. Get it and never play without it.
>>746038553>>746038221>>746038067>>746037762Project Cook* my bad
>Week 1>Veteran start, March RidgeSince there was no Soldier occupation, I just went Vet. Headcanon is we just got married and Im on leave. Just gonna chill and enjoy our honeymoon phase until SHTF, then try to get into the bunker here before the bombs fall.
>>746039097based
the chevalier cossette
>>746016351I remember your thread from last time you've gotten more 1337 and your're lookin good! I had the suicide mod so pic related had a 44 through her head cause there were too many zombies tbqh she had a good run though 500ish zombies, started in farm land tried to get into the city then it was all sprinters and house alarms, cars with no fuel and I didn't know where the servo was, a girl can only put up with so much
>>746039097PZ would unironically be a 1 billion dollar game if i had NPCs and ran through the outbreak of zombies, the death of marjoirty of people, NPCs trying to loot the store you're trying to loot but being untrustworthing, through to trading to bargining to roaming cannibals
now THIS is a build
>>746039592I'm guessing you get a hit and damage debuff from 'reluctant fighter'?as a beta blocker spammer cause I hate when it takes 15 hits to kill 1 zombie I would fucking hate that shit
>>746039592now add gyde's trait magazines extended + to remove all the negatives :)
>>746035653It's objective as fuck. Anyone that has the ability of foresight knows playing PZ is a waste of fucking time.
>>746017671>game has a fucking memory leakTEN YEARSNO NPCSEARLY ACCESS
hiif you intend to level all skills to 10reminder that the hardest is not nimbleit's spear
haha no cuck we're not gonna stop playing this game
>>746039592just start with 100 trait points and don't take any negative traits
>>746039684reluctant fighter reduces combat xp by 25%. Fast learner increases it back to standard. It is like a 1% loss of xp and you get fast learner for a single trait point.
>>746039852All video games are dumbass. Wait until you find out what games Germans play
>>746039920Every game has a "memory leak." It was easier with simpler games in the 1990s to plug holes in the code to prevent leaks, but the games these days are 1000x more complex. You can't plug every hole. There's going to be a tiny leak somewhere.
How long does it take to powerlevel first aid using broken glass?
>>746039920i don't mind
>>746040025A game can't be a dumbass, dumbass. And the difference is that other games have this thing called an ENDING.
>>746036436I was going to make fun of you for suggesting something so generic and "cinematic" but the more I think about it the more I think you're onto something. First person open world, maybe proc gen with some rouge like elements. Big ass open world too, big enough you actually do need to establish a base and do some crafting to survive long enough to investigate.
>>746040182You don’t need permission to close the game ironybitch
qrd on the latest updatemaybe i'm playing it againalso, did they break any mods through that update?
>>746033397Random notes saying "if you can read this, find us at XYZ" would already be enough. Since adding NPCs is to hard for devs nowadays, they could simply put an abandoned camp there with further clues sending you on a wild goose chase. Sandboxfags are free to ignore it.
>>746040304they made it look real nice
>>746040365really?i can't even remember how bad it looked beforeany comparison pics?
>>746040426The main visual upgrade was a new lighting system and it is very nice
>>746040293I never bought the game because it doesn't have an ending, gaynigger.
>>746040626Cool, now go do your clown routine in every other thread for every other game that doesn’t have an ending. See how much euro truck fags care about your mental illness
>>746040954>says the fartknocker that wastes time playing this shitty gamelmao
>>746040341thats called annotated maps they exist.
>>746038765How do you mod the pirated version?
>>746040341No.
>>746040626Dark Souls has an ending yet most people taht reach it didn't even beat the game. Your response?
>>746041169What? Is this English?
>>746041102>he says while he wastes time getting fucking epic boss style logic carpet nuked on the internetI’m getting paid while typing this btw
use necroa mod
>>746041512ur bed time is 9:30
couldnt enjoy week 1 modits just too jank and scuffedshame because everyone sings its praises
>>746041105Yeah, but all you can hope to find there is loot. The same loot you can find fucking everywhere else. No, it has to be the prospect of finding other survivors.>>746041153Yes
knox country, babyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gftz-lDWhA&
>zoomer mind cannot grasp the idea of a game that isnt linear corridor with qte's and dead set endinglel>>746041131Skymods.But i actually bought PZ specifically to not fuck around with modding on pirate.
>>746016351How do people play this for more than 5 hours? There is no end game barely a mid game.
>>746041917the same way people play rimworld or voices of the void for more than 5 hours
>>746041917don't worry about it, dummy
>>746041564Don’t keep mummy up past midnight. She deserves better
>>746041748I already feel lazy about it. I'll buy it when it's cheap, maybe.
So, after all the food in the map expires and rots, how are you suppose to get food? Farming and fishing?
>>746041917Comparing PZ to rimworld is wild
>>746042057fair enough>>746042137yes
>>746041917>5 hoursKek bro did not get to the battle royale part that starts 6 hours in
>>746042137When it rains, dig up the ground and there are worms you sometimes get, eat those
>>746042171Wasn't farming mega-nerfed?
>>746042160in rimworld most people also never make it past the first quadrum and continuously die to rng and stupid shitin rimworld people dont bother doing the endingsin rimworld a lot of the endgame stuff is pointless because you'll get killed before grinding it
>>746042295Never heard about that.There is also animal husbandry.
>>746042354farming changed from crops growing in 10 days to crops growing in 180 days
>>746016351what sandbox settings are u guys runnin? respawn on or off?
>search for cans/dry-food/candy>eat worms>fish>farm>animals>hunt trash for roaches>catch mice>cut grass (-1 hunger)
>>746042447why off? do you want to play a zombie survival game or not? what's your endgame? walking sim?
>>746042436lmao holy fuck.. pzdevs.. why
>>746042447Respawn always off. Infection always off. Gun loot x4. Helicopter: Off.
>>746042314Ok but Rimworld actually has endings silly. PZ you'll probably die before you grind out your pointless carpentry or blacksmithing skills. Having NPCs in Rimworld gives the game infinitely more depth than PZ. Like I said after the first 5 hours or so of PZ you've experienced everything that game has to offer
>>746033487That's a funny thing to say considering this game was the journalist darling over a decade ago. The devs were known for figuratively sucking journo cock to network and get their game advertised on every podcast and website.
>>746033753It's not a good sandbox if there's nothing to do
>>746042571>play rimworld once>picked coldest setting>always winter>had to resort to cannibalism to survive>traders would arrive, and set on them, killing them and feeding their corpses through the gruel machine>eventually became known as a place where cannibalism thrived, friendly NPCs stopped visiting>only hostiles>feasted on bandit corpses, etc.I used to think this was a fun game, and I had fond memories of it. After immersing in Project Zomboid, however, I now look back at that game that contained NPCs and think, "why did I even need them to have fun?" The NPCs in fact made my game not fun. You need to let go of NPCs and objectives and just live in the world of PZ.
>>746026916It's the carrot on the stick, a tangible goal to work towards more than>hmm, yeah, I think I will turn my front porch into a vehicle grave yardJust something to nudge someone along and have them create their own story; like how rimworlds developer didn't want to add endings because "this is your story!" and then came to the conclusion it helps define a story when there's an ending more than>oops i fucked up lolPersonally I can't stand the games base difficulty anymore and actively mod it to be as hard as possible while still being fair enough, I'm going to die in a few weeks/months and I want it to be entertaining.
>>746041917It's fun for 5 hours or so, then you get bored and forget about it. Then you get the itch to play it again. So you do for 5 hours and get bored again. Rinse and repeat.
>>746042436Wasnt that always like that? Maybe not 180 but it wasnt 10 days, its not rimworld..
>muhhh planned featuresWe get it, you want your one time mcdonalds priced purchase to have infinite returns and you want them pumped out as fast as possible so you don’t have to wait. Don’t worry, that’s why they invented AI, the human developers will be phased out for something much better soon.
PZ time
>>746042543Don't you get it? You *have* to die. You have you have you have to die! STOP TRYING TO SURVIVE AND WIN THE GAME UUGGHH JUST DIE ALREADY
>>746042160Rimworld has moving parts that interact with each other and create cool situations and stories. PZ shows you everything it has to offer in a couple of hours.
>>746042773
>>746037690Yeah check this 7
>>746043250nah check this 2
45
>>746042989what is she playing?
>>746043446EDF 6
>>746043446monster girl quest
>>746043446corruption of champions
Tell me the average run in this game, what do you do besides killing zombies and stocking up a loction with items.
>>746016508she is doing push ups retard
>>746043446Emulating NES games.
>>746043542>what do you do besides killing zombies and stocking up a loction with items.killing zombies and stocking up a loction with items.
>>746043542You ahh.... you can... ahhhh...
>>746043446and PUBG
>>746043446Modded Skyrim.
>>746027159>CDDAthat shii dead ahh boring. you literally have to learn command line hacking code to play that game
>>7460435421. fix up a car and collect rare ki5 mod cars2. dress up my slut in sexy outfits which requires me to find the clothes, also level tailoring so I can fix the clothes3. blacksmithing to make swords4. carving to make baseball bats5. agriculture, foraging, fishing, butchering, trapping to get a variety of food6. train fitness, strength, maintenance and weapon skills so I can become a zombie killing machine7. collect furniture8. make a base in a cool location
>>746043446Modded FO4
>>746043719ok, but what then?you are still on a map full of zombies with no way outno happy ending awaits you at the end of it all.
By the time I have to depend on skills to get food and survive I already got bored and started over lmao
>>746043840I never built the ship in rimworld
>>746043542killing zombies ? in a blue collar simulator game ? what are you on about anon?
what body and clothing mod do you guys use?
>>746043542Find a secure shelter, find food, make spears, find a hammer and other tools, reinforce shelter, find a functioning car, find a generator.There is nothing more to do after that point.
>>746043542Never heard of a store page retarded nigger?>you loot, build, craft, fight, farm and fish
>>746043984tomb's bodyall the frockin splendor seriestomb's wardrobekatajj military packbrita's armor pack b42 port (get it before it gets taken down on workshop)
>>746043984there was a cool resident evil mod with different RE characters/outfits and weapons.
I wanted to like this game but i just cant get past the start of the game tv program free skillups. I feel compelled to try and get all of them and it complicates everything horribly
PZ has some of the prettiest girls with NPC mods. i'm talking base models. the right combination and a little imagination makes for some really nice kentucky girls
>>746044198you're going to die anyway just go out and play
>>746044198that's a noob trap, those skills level up super fast once you have the skill books and equipmentit's pointless to get fishing 3 when you can get to fishing 10 in about 2 days once you have all the books and good lures
>>746033753It's the same kind of person who needs an objective written on screen at all times telling them exactly what they need to do. Sandboxes and having to think up your own adventure is literally beyond some peoples comprehension
>>746044083thanks
>>746044198They added VHS tapes and capped level ups from them for people like you who felt they can't miss the first weeks broadcasts.
>>746043894i havent been able to get a colony going since my last one got the mechhive ending.
Why do some mods just disappear from the workshop sometimes?
>>746044512>They added VHS tapesThey did? Fuck I'm here wasting my time watching this shit when it's on tape.
>>746044362>books starts with a few good chapters>there are only blank pages after that>What's wrong, dude? You don't have imagination or something?
>>746043542its the sims and when its not the sims you go kill zombies and explore lootable spots that are often filled with trash you dont even needjust pick a musician and make a built around their personality and try to make them survive
>>746043719>1. Collect items>2. Collect items>3. Collect items>4. Collect items>5. Collect items>6. Kill Zombies>7. Collect items>8. Collect itemsThis doesnt sound like all that fun to be honest.
>>746044068Not a very helpful description.
>custom sandbox>zombie count on low>still kind of a lot
>>746045269How?
>>746045215i think it's more of a stream game.better, if it had some chat input like flooding an area with zombies, or make the character slower for a few minutes
>>746045215Yeah Fortnite is better
>>746044747the community manager is obsessed with scouring the steam forum and it's workshop, so there's a good chance he didn't like something and banned it
Powerlevelling First Aid to level 4 helped speed my broken leg up near instantly, insane gains for little time investment would grind again
>>746044512good>>746044335>>746044282i know but i still cant resist trying to get them then feeling miserable about it.
>>746045798What the fuck reason could a mod possibly be banworthy anyway, why is the pz community full of these kinds of fucking freaks
>>746039920npcs ruined minecraftnpcs are shitzombies are technically npcszombie survival
Find a farm out of the way next to a river. There, you won the game.
>>746016351What is a "Zomboid"? Why not just call it Project Zombie?
>>746046725Because the dev is a pretentious furry piece of shit.
>>746025832i need to play dress up while also doing male activities like murder
>go to dresser>find underwear>put them on>>get really nervous irlhuh??
>>746046775so its like a bamboid?
>>746046843
>>746046035There are common first aid skill tapes now.
Starting without the full map is for dorks and chumps.
>can create one free NPC in not alone mod>collect sexy undergarments and few pieces of clothing for her before establishing a base and summoning her>going around town now>find things like combs, mirrors, perfume, jewelry, etc.>give them to her>just seeing them in her inventory is hilariousalways a watch too. i collect watches to give to NPCs
>>746046725>>746046775https://lmgtfy.com/?q=boid
>tapes have a skill capso now instead of making sure to catch all the tv airings i have to make sure not to level my skills untill ive found the tapeswhat dogshitabsolute trash garbage designunless all the tapes are easy to find immediately or something
>>746016351i want to cum inside lila weeks
let's go
>>746047763i saved them. now what?
are npc companions a mod? how do i find them i want to have a fwen to play with in single player do they talk and stuff and can i dress them up and also can i talk at them i remember playing an old ass zombie RL where u could do that
>>746047605based.Now do others like >>746016453>>746017671>>746047763
>>746048019superb survivors and not alone mod. the first one needs an extra NPC editor to edit their clothing but it's just on the workshop while not alone mod just lets you into their inventory to dress and equip them. SS is generally better, but i like not alone mod even though it kills the save file once in awhile. SS is said to he the most stable. both on build 41, though. SS might update to 42
Zomboids too boring of a setting for me to get into
>try cop start for week one>walk into police station>get shot by copswow, thanks
>>746048549i've always liked it
>>746048549I prefer the battle bus
>>746026838This but unironically
>>746017618lies and shit troll
Qrd on this game?
Out of all the games out there, I didn't expect PZ to be so crowded with coomers with rape fantasies
>>746048426thanks
>>746048267sure why notyou might have to bear with me, as the machine is retarded and two out of those three may not be great references, but heres >>746017671took a few more attempts than lila because it thought i was generating spam ads for some shit mobile game lol
>>746048849Nice.It even got Jill looks.>>746048579Tresspassing detection is all over the place, if you get the module to display warning if you are trespassing its clear that 75% of houses you spawn in arent "yours".
>>746048267heres >>746016453
this game is boring
But enough about Fortnite
>>746046035>you level up first aid by purposely walking on broken glassat that point just cheat nobody minds
>>746026838love these kentucky girls
>>746016351I wish Project Zomboid had the Fort Knox tank museum
>>746046725because its like negroid, or foid, or moid, etcmakes sensewhen your refer to something parasitical you use the oid. like the negroid, commonly accepted to a be nefarious being
>>746049221I made a Mississippi girl
>"this is how you died">stay inside the house you spawned in and you will never dieis this really supposed to be a serious game?
>>746049071whore
>>746049426HAHA
>>746049494You will die if you don’t fulfill the game requirements to remain alive. You will now move goalposts to difficulty
my innate male desire is to meet a group of bandit girls dressed like prostitutes who will beat me up with baseball bats then take turns raping me in the apocalypse
>>746049568>the game requirements to remain alivewhich are what? food and water? and somewhere to sleep?walk into literally any adjacent house and you have an infinite supply of itapocalypse difficulty btw
>install Bandits, True Companions, Blackout Predators, Wolves, Companion Dogs>set sprinters to 1%>cryo winter with constant snowstorm so i cant see shit>start in the middle of RosewoodI have never been more paranoid in my fucking life.>>746049071NICE. What AI do you use?
>>746049584i'll save them first amd take them in before they can do that to you i got u
>>746049494you starved to death
>>746049814>install 5 mods>game runs laggy af because its still suboptimized
>>746048267and finally >>746047763had to dick around with this one a little more since the pic isnt overly clear>>746049523women, amirite lad>>746049814just regular ol' chatgpt
>>746049989WTF I'M GUYFUCKING LMAO SHE'S HOT
>>746049989its a male character you duffus you can tell by the musculature. its just a metal guy with long hair
>>746049783No houses in Zomboid have an infinite supply of anything. Keep adjusting your goalposts.
>>746050112i'll take it. already saved
>>746050081lol get r63'd>>746050112im a colossal retard and thinking with my cock rn, give me a break
>>746050112too late fag you're a tranny now
>>746050112OH NO NO NYO NO
>>746050138you are retardedenjoy wasting your life on a pathetic game.
>>746035618You're looking for the Extensive Power Rework mod
>>746049989>just regular ol' chatgptMate, need the prompt, please bro. I NEED it, ANON!
>>746050403Enjoy wasting your life repeatedly losing and reposting this pathetic argument every single day of your life like an obsessed rape victim. I was paid money while writing this post.
>>746050418>Extensive Power Rework mod>LV Power Plant is essential to fix thisHoly shit i might get to LV finally..
it's sept 1st so it's time to plant some cold hardy crops like rye, barley and flax>>746049071holy shit how did it get every single detail of the outfit from a pixelated screenshot
>>746049989I LOVE HER
>>746050734ai is rapidly advancing
>>746050403what game do you play tough guy
how many mods do you have installed?
So... How do I survive one week with this build on sprinters?
>>746050917its called fortnite fucking craphead. enjoy your boring ass butthead grown up game
>>746050518im no prompt engineer or anything, i cant write out something thatll get a super specific result. though here's what i wrote verbatim for this pic >>746047605 if you think itll help:>generate a sexy pinup of her? whatever can make it through your filters, dont go too far with it, but do put her in a nice pose with an inviting look in her eyesi attached OP's pic and for every other pic i just went "same prompt, new character" along with their respective reference pics. for >>746049071 i added in to make her stand up
>>746050970immediately run into the wildernessloot rural farmhousesyou should be able to do it on apocalypse settings, much harder but still doable in extinction
>>746047987Can you remind me the name of that NPC mod?
>>746051067not alone mod for B41
>>746050279good god, i wouldnt do that to the poor bastardlet me remedy the situation a tad >>746050081 here's your cock back bro
>>746050970>fast reader>slow learnerDid you just decide to take the worst perks possible? Anyway what % of sprinters?
>>746016351More pics of your character pleaseee?
>>746051181i'm going to make her now
>>746051181His sister
>>746051207100%And yes, I am trying a challenge after surviving a few months with normal settings.>>746051056Sure, let me try surviving in the wilderness!
>>746051262>siblings making it throughhuh i like>>746051226UP CLOSE SHOTS
>>746051041>whatever can make it through your filtersgiggling like a retard at this. god bless you man
Is looting every house for chilled stuffs only and stealing multiple freezers in the first week metagaming, or is it what a smart person would do?
>set water/electricity shut off 2-6 months>can never make it that far anywaySTILL TRYING
>>746050734>holy shit how did it get every single detail of the outfit from a pixelated screenshoti genuinely have no idea, i was expecting to have issues with that one>>746051336lol i know and i cant even explain why i do ita part of me knows this shit aint real but i still gotta use my pleases and thank yous and "do your best, buddy"i might be on the spectrum
>>746051262
>>746051319>100%lmao rip, default zombie population? If so you might stand a chance spawning in riverside there's barely any zombies there on the outskirts and slowly killing them 1 by 1. If you even pull more than 1-2 and don't have a fence next to you you're dead.
the endgame?sitting in your cozy base when it rains working on stuff like wood carving
>>746051207>Burglar>illiterate>slow learner>disorganized>emaciated>hard of hearing>sleepyhead>weak stomach>smoker>slow reader>Speed Demon>Adrenaline Junkie>Runner>Make character blackits gaming time
>>746050627Minor spoiler but You need like welding 5 and electrical 9
>>746051572>door open>facing away from the door>accelerated speedbro?
>>746037242>No looted buildingsI keep forgetting about this setting.
>>746051572don't forget your tunes anon
>>746051693it's safe in hereit's been safe for a weekignore the 2 zombie corpses
in not alone NPC mod, fitness instructor and one other class gives you an inventory boost as long as they're following you + you can give them bags for more storage
>>746051693The game slows down by itself when zombie gets close dunno why people panic so much about speeding up.
>>746051572>overburdened>breaking your spine while you workjust drop the wood on the floor
>>746016351The real Knox County (and much of Kentucky) has massive underground cavern systems. Now that we have basements, we need caverns.
>>746033647ender dragon next update
>>746051731this looks like the sims
>>746051908and?
>>746043542Play Sims.
>walk away>forget to pauseGOD FUCKING DAMMIT I JUST GOT ALL SET UP IT WAS DAY 7 GOD FUCKING FUCKING FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>746016351It's a more autistic pre-3D Dead Frontier.it's like if you combined a BYOND fan game with a html5 game
>>746052070hyperspeed? classic death
>>746052070RIP.I feel ya, those fucking gas stations are dangerous as fuck, these distributors act like fucking concrete walls.
>>746051262OH NO WHAT ARE THEY DOING
>>746016351Anon you look so hot!
>reddit the game>women play it>not even remotely challenging, even on hardest difficulty>the best loot is literally everywhere>no early game, mid game, or end game>can't climb ladderslmao even
>>746052124
>>746052070i blew a tire in a parking lot and they surrounded me and killed me as soon as i got out. the game gives a lot of enviromental/vehicle/building "stories," but taking a shot of your own is tops (i have a shot of it at home)
>>746052070vanilla cars are hideous
>>746050970inconspicuous simply does not work. Never take anything for visual stealth.
>>746052237fr no cap its like dropping at twin towers and getting diamond scar
>>746052445well then take conspicuous for free points
>>746052428they got that 1993 kentucky feel
>>746050970how many sprinters? if it is super high then you won't survive without high athletic and strength
>>746052106no i just walked away to piss and forgot to pause
>>746052481exactly. always take it.
>>746052497fitness
>>746052457mindraped
some of my favorite NPCs mall security guard jade wilber and spooky zombie movie-loving police daughter britanny maes
>>746052685lemmyraped
>>746052554for true?
Am I doing something wrong? I set up a funnel with (a)ctivate and dropped containers on the same tile but even after a night of rain it hasn't collected shit (Bright Nights btw)
>>746052632>>746052526
>>746016351What character mod?
>>746052868nigger
can you play golf? no, right?
>>746034972Once I found a brochure for the Louisville Art Museum and I did an art heist.There is also a secret pile of gold bricks hidden in the Louisville cemetery, so you could do a gold heist.
>>746054315aislop this
>>746053328tomb's player body with the goth skin for face and pale skin, spongie's character creator for the freckles and yaki's hair salon for the hair.
I hope Tombs becomes less of a thing because it completely overwrites my baked in thicc body and there just doesn't seem to be a way around it.
What about this game appeals so much to trannys? Is it just because they are autistic men?
Please give me some advice, I'm not new to PZ, but on this new build I've died 5 times within 30 minutesI tried playing as I played with my buddy a couple of times, finding a car, getting to some remote house and establishing a basebut even if I choose the burglar, I can't get any car to start, and they are not even broken and they do have gas but solo this is way harderwhat should I do at the beginning instead?
>>746054890No way around it, man. Fire up the photoshop and blender, get to work fixing all the textures and custom clothes for your bodymodel. Such is a fate of the fat bitch lover.
>>746054551second
>Another troon AGP thread
>>746055424>yeah making Hayley Williams is APG nowI will never apologize for liking Hayley, its hetero af
>>746055239on apocalypse just slowly clear the nearby houses and accumulate weapons on the floor.
how the fuck do i play online? some weird password
>>746055239push zombies down by being in combat stance and pressing space to push, and press space again while aiming over their head to stomp them. if your leg muscle strain is bad, switch to smacking em in the head with your frying pan or whatever starting weapon you have. if you aggro more than you can handle, walk, don't run. pull them around buildings to lose line of sight THEN you run. don't fight if you're exhausted, take a rest even if its just sitting on the ground. you can download mods that lets you see actual numbers for exhaustion and whatnot so you can monitor how your exhaustion is looking before the moodle pops up. take pain killers to manage pain etc.
>>746055254I like boobs, Troonbs body doesn't do boobs at all sadly.Besides some coats and jeans, all clothing pretty much works with a baked in model.
>>746055958Is this a man or woman?
>>746016453>woman>carpentry
with B42, my potato computer cant run PZ anymore bros :(I'll have to get a job :(((
>>746055719>I like boobs, Troonbs body doesn't do boobs at all sadly.To each their own, I guess. While I do like my bitches short and skinny - I can understand your love for a thick playermodel.>all clothing pretty much works with a baked in modelI was mostly referring to cool modded pieces, as vanilla clothes sucks ass in variety(after you play long enough). Do all the modded ones really work just our of the box somehow? I can't honestly think about ways to make this body type mod in any way marketable unless you manually go over all the clothing and ajust it to fit.
>>746056069go back to 41
>>746056000Woman. Its hard to get a good angle because there's a weird desync between the screenshot and what's actually on screen for some reason.
>>746056512Besides mini-skirts and some jackets. Almost all modded clothing works because it uses the basemodel morphs. Frockin Splendor, Spongie, VOE all work fine besides like I said. Mainly Jackets are the most notable. Sometimes certain pants will reduce the butt and thigh size back to orginal while keeping big honkers so it's a P shaped body which is cool.
>>746056643but 42 looks so kino, i'll just get a job and buy some low-middle range setup like 5600x+rx7600,
>>746056827Well, not as much of a problem as I though for this mod to be enjoyable, it seems! Good for you, fat tits lover. Are you by any chance the anon from 3.0 /vg/ zomboid server who had this mod installed, tricked women character players to wear different skimpy outfirts, took screenshots and posted them everywhere?
>>746057190Maybe? An anon from a 4chan zomboid server made this body shape, posted it on there with instructions on how to install it. How do you trick people into wearing skimpy outfits? You can't blind fold someone then take it off and suddenly they are a bikini. You can't say pull my finger and when they do they are wearing a corset. You make it sound like the person is the Harvey Weinstein of 4chan zomboid threads.
>>746057554I was mostly joking about the "tricking" part, it's just that I remember back in the day seeing screenshots of my character and thinking - "Huh, this person had a fat bitch mod installed? And they took pictures?!"Funny as hell how those things play out over the years.
How is the modded zomboid's character creation?is it just male/female, skin color, hair/beard + traits or is there some depth to it like bodyshape, fitness or height?Also how are the zombrut animations or whatever it's called
>>746057881Wait a minute, I know you. You were the fat bitch that I took pictures of! 4 years...Also can you really call them fat? More hourglass.
>>746058461FAT
does the bicycle mod make the game much easier? i assume you can find them easily and they make mobility a non issue from the start of the game, I can see how that can break the balance?
Can I make a meatball sandvich in this game?
>>746058461So it really was you, huh? Never trusting any fancy talker ever again! Tell me the name of the server that you play on these days, so I can join and kick your ass.>Also can you really call them fat? More hourglass.It is definitely on the thicker side, but yeah, not fat. >>746058230No bodyshape and height, just basic body model, decals for it, hair and clothes. >Also how are the zombrut animations or whatever it's calledBasic, but decent enough, in my opinion. Struggle and forced aspect of them is definetly captured, but animations themselves could use move smoothing. Not enough of them, also. This mod needs to cook for a while, that's for sure, but is usable right now with no problems.
>>746059223Not playing on any server currently. Mostly solo and trying to restrict myself just to rosewood or fallas lake while adding mods as they update. Waiting for a larger server to come up with mods I like so I can experience all the new stuff.
>>746059636SP for me too, /vm/ zomboid servers right now rock mostly vanilla and have PVP enabled, so I get you. My casual ass needs at least skill issue journal mod, I just don't have it in me to painfully grind skills all over again after I die once to scuff and desync. One day, though.
>>746032449yeah I maybe had that experience for the first 10 hours of my first playthrough 8 years ago.but I want to keep playing and have new experiences and challenges.
>>746060897What if you woke up one day and everyone was dead and there was no internet or electricity. What's the first new experience and challenge you'd seek out
>>746060973its less that and more what would I do on the 20th time I woke up in that situation.
>>746060428i saw her at a spiffo's drinking soda straight from the fountain so i went over and called her retarded and then i said something to her and she said something back and i ended up cooming inside of her while hugging and kissing and telling her i love her but i left when she fell asleep and i never saw her again but i think of her once in awhile
>>746061219Which is?
>>746061287Install a mod that adds an ending and something new to do.
>playing week one>go to bar>buy duffle bag for $18>inside the duffle was a free sawnoff JS2000 and 2 boxes of 12g feels like cheating, but God came to me in a dream to tell me the end times are upon us, so whatevs
Never ask a goalhead what he would do in a zombie apocalypse
>>746061231True and raw 2Q26 zomboid love story...
>>746058937I thik so im having pizza n cheesy garlic bread
How fun is the final solution in Week One?
>>746060428Yeah, we shall see. Once more mods update maybe something will come of it. I'd really like a more than just zombies server. A lot of interesting mods coming out for special infected. Even Resident Evil monsters.
>>746016351>based in Am*ricaNot interested
>>746017618>muscle strain>making the game easierTell me you didn’t play the update without telling me you didn’t play the update
>>746026838Autogynephilic drivel
>>746064689cope tranny
am i tranny for modeling my survivor after my sister
>>746064495Japan fantasizes about isekai, Americans fantasize about the zombie apocalypse, what do Europeans fantasize about? Other than their wives being fucked by immigrants
>>746064582nonny, i saw muscle strain twice during the first 2 days of my run and never again.
oh so you never even picked up anything heavy huh. weird. why is there such a forced troll op in every one of these threads
>>746042447Sandbox - Extinction mode baseSaliva only transmission(Normal) Zombie pop but every other zombie pop settings default extinction (Taking 2 irl days to clear a street is tedious, not difficult)Sprinters 10%Looted building after time pass 10% chanceBody decay 150 hours2x global XP modifier Probably forgetting a few things I changed but everything else default extinction settings.
>>746041917>he hasn't faced the hidden zombie sephiroth boss yetkek
on my first run that didnt immediately die in the front yard (i started with build 42.12) i took both weak and unfit. man that was a good run.
>>746066140 (Me)thats not right.. 42.12 was way later. it was 42.4.
>Project zomboid>GameThere really isn't much game in this game
Yeah where are the dancing saxophone playing bananas
>>746066502It's much more of a game than 90% of triple A shit you see these days, the only thing it's lacking is a story, which technically can be added later or though modsPeople generally call these types of gameplays a "make your own fun" thing, just like how minecraft was for for 80% of it's development until notch sold outIt might come as a surprise but a lot of people prefer that type of gameplay over cinematic walking sims and TALK TALK TALK
>>746066418 (Me)wait thats not right either. it was 42.7. this time confirmed by that being when i buyded it. April 15th.
hey let's be real. people who just absolutely need a story are low IQ, no imagination pussies fucking lmao
>>746033753I can put 200 hours into a Kenshi run because there's (the appearance of) a living world with plenty of own goals you can make.like wiping out a faction or killing the bugmaster or whatever, none of which roll credits but they are massive goals that take huge struggle + travel + training etc.Zomboid has nothing like that, if you have enough canned food and a rain catcher you can essentially just AFK.
Haven't played this in like 2 years and only played it vanilla with no mods.If I want to primarily give the game more "activity" or just general NPC life / shit going on in the map I gather that I want>NPC: Bandits>Week OneWhat else? that's pretty much all I notice but I WANT MORE.
this is how you deal with it>>746067119no one cares, woman. stop menstruating all over the place
>>746067119yeah and kenshi threads are still constantly full of numbnuts crying about the exact same shit because it lacks dildo mechanics or whatever the fuck when in reality both games do exactly what they say on the tin. at some point it has to be acknowledged that goalcancer faggots can never ever be sated and it's useless to even try
>>746066854people who need a video game at all are low IQjust use your imagination lmao
>>746067221a real woman unlike you lol
>>746067152one of the horde mods to fix the culling bug and have zombies in your game after 3 hours
Ladders ay
I can finally play the game.
>>746067520do a flip
>>746067261>goalcancer faggots can never ever be satedwith kenshi it's more that there's no real depth to the living world that people have a problem with, which is something the dev himself wants to fix in the next game.the only reason all these indie sandbox games aren't full of interesting goals is because it's too much work for developers.the thing you're putting up on a pedestal is actually just a compromise that wouldn't exist had the devs a real budget and time lol.
>>746067536>all your shit on the floor The zeds cant come soon enough
>>746067335elaborate, what mod?
>>746067520I did a test run last night and immediately got stuck up a ladder 5 mins into a run.
Zomboid? Wide as a puddle deep as an ocean, I always say.
>>746067335>>746067692Culling has a proper fix now btw
>>746067685why wouldnt u want it on the floor who cares
>>746067685yeah it's my starter house and I just got a van. The floor is the best place to put shit anyways. Late game storage rooms are just full of crates.
>>746067661see? calling him a woman and a menstruator made him stop. that's how you deal with cucks
>>746067726Idk which one you're using, but just hold e and then don't touch anything and this works fine. Same for going down, Ladders?! B42.20
>>746067750which mod fixes it?
>>746067692i use big chiefs but idk how it interacts with week one
>>746067661no it's actually trivial to add gay buttsex mechanics or a kill breen mission or a game over screen when you hit 10,000 kills or whatever stupid shit people want, it would take less than a day to implement that in lua, and most of the time when I ask people what they want they have absolutely zero meaningful answers whatsoever >>746060973 and they can't answer the breakfast question either. it is 100% something that you'd let a modder do for free and it's of no importance to anyone and is almost always going to be antithetical to the zombie survival modus operandiin reality what developers should be focused on is neither glassmaking nor "your winrar!" screens it's optimization and npcs and we got neither because everyone is retarded. at some point goalsharts will have to get over themselves and get over their childish desire to have the fornite banana dancing on the screen and log in and put 3 days on the character at a time or something and that will create the kind of connection to the character and the game that will make the occasional zombie walking out from a tree or car crash or other dire moment meaningful
I can't navigate steam workshop for SHIT. Is there a "top mods" list anywhere to install? I want to try this again but give it some extras that hopefully make it more fun
>>746068105man your responses would be so much easier to read if you just got to the point.I actually just dont care what you're saying cause you're mad about something I only mildly hold an opinion on.
>>746068202it's fine, there are no goalniggers who can bring this conversation to it's logical conclusion, you're not alone.
>>746068202kek pussy faggot
>>746067937Here you go https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3788502146Or decompile yourself
>hire the guy who made the npc mod>put him to work on a fishing minigame for 3 yearsThere were never going to be npcs.
>>746068296see this retard gets it >>746068310
This game is actually awesome if you are able to use your fucking brain and set your own goals to have fun. On my last run I set the goal of killing 2 zombies and drinking a liter of water. I was able to do that in under 5 minutes and had a BLAST. Now I get to go play something else until the next patch.
imagine spending the entire thread doing some spastic sarcasm routine that nobody is picking up on because you're retarded in both irony and sincerity
>>746068484Shame that some try to treat temporary threads like generals that they can't help themselves from shitting up all day.
The CDC niggers glow in the dark. You can see them if you're driving. You just run them over, that's what you do.
>>746068356i take 2-3 NPCs with me and we go saving other NPCs while having a bunch of chatter
>guns are now always accurate>aiming xp now only affects damage gain for guns>aiming xp is only gained when you pass an accuracy check, otherwise your shots always hit nowholy shithttps://youtu.be/Pq_oGSMs3mI?si=aeo9fwHUswNkrA4b
>>746067692Just so you're aware the "fix" (just delete the code brah lel) is duplicating zombies like fucking crazy in all your neighboring cells so every time you walk away and back to a horde you're spamming zombies everywhere else and your save is going to get bricked eventually. The alternative is more alarming though, so it's fine until hotfix
Zomboid seems cool, having to go out in raids and running back to base but there's so many frustrating bugs; not to mention the gameplay itself is inconsistent such as axes phasing through zombie heads (Gunplay was made better I do agree) though there's still so much missing (still no leather armour)That being said if anyone wants to host a cool vanilla server and be forest weirdos I'd be game
>>746068982>still takes every single round of ammo on the map to hit aiming 6wowie
>>746069226>he doesn't main police officerngmi
>>746069226But with aiming 0 you just click on their heads and theyre redead. You dont need aiming at all any more. Its a useless skill now.
>>746068982>damage based on aim skill>only get skill when you pass accuracy check>can't tell when you're getting skill in the middle of a fight and have guess, check, and memorize >still get fucked because the zombie you were aiming at overlaps with another's leg and you do next to no damage to that limb>grind is now also infinitely worse because shotgun XP was nerfed They should just delete guns at this point man, they clearly don't want people using them.They worked fine in B41, and that system worked infinitely better with the isometric perspective zomboid uses, but no, they saw the one mod that turned the game into a low effort point shooter and thought "that looks cool!".Ruined one of the most straightforward systems in game thanks to retards that didn't realize you needed levels in aiming to hit things.I swear every update is just an excuse to make guns suck even more.
>>746069226Unless you stand 2 meters back from where you would have in B41, then you can expend all the ammo in game and get no XP despite killing thousands of zombies.
>>746069684You have questions, Lemmy has answers.
>>746069859And this is why he's fucking retarded.Dude took one look at guns and said, "we want the CoD audience".
i just go around with a bat or ax or sledgehammer
>>746069859>full 3d physics ballistic model where each bullet projectile is blah blah using the same physics as carsWay too much voodoo, genuinely a silly amount of voodoo.I really wish I finished my gun mod back in 2024 https://files.catbox.moe/xhqivz.mp4
>>746069859he's right you knowThe old system was pretty ass. Just tweak the exp and we're good
>>746069859But that's not even how it works, the hitbox it targets is pre-determined when firing and you can tell because you'll regularly hit zombies behind other zombies due to overlapping hitboxes.