So we know that Hawk and Trick used to serve under Pong Krell. We also know Bo-Katan Kreze is making an appearance. So there is potential we could see interactions between Krell and Kreze. This game is gonna be nuts for Star Wars fans.
but what about Glup Shitto
The guy from My Hero Academia?
>>746017431This reads like a shitpost but I assume that's the point.
whoa glorp shitto served biggs darklighter against baby gronk!
OH MY GODGLORP SUESHEZ, PRORP LTHOLH AND GLUARP SHITTO SERVED IN THE SAME COMPANY?!HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS LORE?
>>746017431Who's the Zanzibart forgive me of Star Wars lore
is slepp bompo in this game
>>746017842Darth Nihilus
>>746017702Spottemgottem and Poop Shitty locked up! free it or keep it??!
>>746017431Wow, are those throwaway lines of dialogue about D-list characters from a 16 year old kids cartoon? Now I just have to preorder the Deluxe Edition!
*jingles keys*
>>746017431I thought this was scrimblo bimblo glupp shitto meme
>>746018837why'd they draw cat ears on him
she will appearfiloni just cant help himself
>>746019372>Me in 2015: I wish Disney would put a REAL Star Wars fan in charge of the franchise
Zib Zabba breaks silence after Ploobert Grench is spotted leaving her mansion with her 'Yorp' co-star. Sources say the Snibber was “absolutely livid”
>>746019186He served under Jedi Master Miqote Neko
>>746019708dangerously slag buzmo pilled
>>746019186uwu
>I'm actually looking forward to two Star Wars games releasing in the year of our lord 2026
>>746022869Same anon. Last time this happened was probably in the early 00s.
>>746022869whats the 2nd one
>>746019708
>>746022957>Last time this happened was probably in the early 00sSame. I sense a disturbance in the force>>746022960Pic related
Holy FUCK be more subtle in spamming threads marketing man its possible there may be limited organic interest but THIS many threads is fucking obvious.
People who shit on Glub Shitto shit on Yidney Star Wars for all the wrong reason. Old Star Wars had a soul because it genuinely felt like a universe, where minor characters were not just background props but each had a story of their own, sometimes interconnecting with each other. As a Star Wars fan, deep diving into Wookieepedia was a magica experience.So no, nothing wrong with writing stories for Glub Shitto. The problems are Marvel writing, Mary Sues, powercreep, DEI, and writing stories that feel hamfisted because they try to extend stories that are already well-written and complete.
>>746017431Why does this throwaline line of dialogue upset you so much that you make a thread about it every day
>>746017431>oh no... NAMES!This is such a non issue lmao why are normalfags yiiking out over fucking names now?????
>>746017431Have any of the more recent previews shown off anything new? When I heard 4 dudes, no fog of war, and reinforcements are basically scripted, my interest waned. Is it going to be more story driven ?
>>746023973Final review embargo is Wednesday
In the clone wars show there is a jedi master ima gun dihe dies
>>746017431I genuinely can't tell if that tweet is sincere or not. The idea that there are some creatures still paying attention to Star Wars is beyond my understanding.
>>746019186Rex was going to be Fordo from the Genndy cartoon but then they decided to create Rex because Fordo wasn't from the 501st
>>746017842Darth Plageous.
>>746023706The point is that Glup Shitto isn't a developed character, he's a prop, used to get jeets and manchildren to clap.
>>746017431I can't believe Hawk Tuah served under Buttar Pluggo...
>>746017431Is the Deluxe Edition worth it?
>>746019708How will Gringleborkus III respond to this one?
>>746017431WOAH GLUP SHITTO WAS UNDER BARF BEEZ?!
>>746023072Pong Krell claims Hawks and Tricks “weren’t following the battle plan” after the pair are spotted doing a little Jae outside an Umbaran airbase.
I dont give a shit about Star Wars but I'm still getting this just like I did with that Midnight Suns game a few years ago. I love x-com likes.
>>746028970Did you like the Mario + Rabbids games?
>>746028970You're like the opposite of me. I love Star Wars but don't care about x-com
>>746028970You didnt love midnight suns.
>>746029109Didn't play it. I kinda tune out all games that are not on PC desu.
>>746017431Glup shitto
>>746029124I'm sure this is really funny to someone
>>746029181I liked it
Gook the mook served under Papu Bantu? Color me surprised
>>746029274It made me chortle
>Zoomshitters bringing up the best character from the best arc of the best show like he's Glup ShittoEducate yourselves. Pong Krell mogs the entire Jedi Council.
KLORBO GOT FRAMEMOGGED BY SLIZZY???
>>746031518You can't expect anyone here to be sincere. You can't like anything. Everything has to be a big joke. Being genuine and enjoying something for what it is often is seen as uncool now but personally I find it refreshing.
>>746031814you can't expect anyone to be sincere about a franchise as raped as star wars
>>746031908Whatever
>Pong Krell confirmed That means they need to include Tuppy Wuppy and Stinky Winkus or it's not going to make any sense when compared to The Force Uncircumcised comics from 2018
>>746031814>two double sided lightsabersHe seems like a big joke all by himself desu
>>746031814Star Wars is a fucking joke now though.You are out of your mind for expecting anyone to take it seriously.
>>746022869fag, only way I will ever look forward to anything star wars anymore is if it has that Sith Slut in it.
>>74602910ßThat game was fun af imo, I only wish they let you make a full mario character party since i don't like the Rabbids that much
>why isnt anyone taking my disney corporate slop franchise seriously?!
>>746033423they should make a stellar blade like game with Darth Slut, only way I ever spend money on star wars, come on Iger you fucking kike I know you want my money.
>>746017476Or skrimblo bimblo?
>>746029274You're late.
What makes this any different to Xcom slop?
>>746033990I FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS
I hate when I'm playing or watching Star Wars and I feel like it's not suitable for adults. Anything you guys would recommend that's suitable for adult enjoyment?
>>746017431But what about Pizza the Hutt?
>>746034209Star Wars is and always has been for kids, as per George Lucas.
>>746033990the difference is that it is xcom slopwe havent had xcom slop in ages
>>746031814Oh it's that guy.Alright then it might be interesting if he's part of the story.If it's just "member that guy???" Then who cares
>>746017431I'm more excited that we'll finally see Kit Fisto and Chubo Kuay interact on screen at the same time. It's gonna be so fucking amazeballs!!
>>746034317There's a difference between something that's suitable for kids and something that's only suitable for kids.
>>746034858>could choose to change his name at any point in time>still goes around as Kid FistoJedi are so fucked up
>>746034858>>746034990ki adi mundi mogs both of them
>>746017431Pong Krell isn't even that much of a glup shitto. The Umbara arc is one of the best in TCW
>>746017431Pong Krell kneels before Pang Tong
>>746022869I really wish they didn't fuck up rogue squadronThe moment I saw "5v5" I immediately lost interest. Fucking e-sports chasing needs to die
>>746019751>Miqote NekoYou got me.
>>746017702Sneed it or Feed it?
>>746023706No, it was always stupid. Nien Nunb doesn't need to be a character or have a name. Alec Guiness was 100% correct about Star Wars fans.
Why didn't you like the Acolyte?
>>746035395it sucked
>>746032116lol get raped, you boring nigger
>>746035425Why do you think it sucked? Did you bother watching it?
>>746033841For a moment I thought she was missing her head and just had a cone instead of a head.
>>746035395idk what that is
>>746035474it wasn't entertaining
>>746034209Cultist Simulator
I really liked this book, but I'm not reading 15 other books about literally nothing
>>746022869Old SW games used to be great. Battlefront 2, Republic Commando, Empire at War, Jedi Academy. And KOTOR is legendary.Where did everything go so wrong?
>>746034990I'm just hoping they'll get Chubo Kuay's leg right, and use a proper actuator, since it's important.
>>746035538you kinda come across like you're retarded. can you explain why you didn't like the show?
>>746035087Based Fledgling Phoenix poster
>>746031814Didn't this guy die?
>>746035626It was shit.
>>746017431But what about Dexter Jettster?
>>746035773yeah, little buddy
Can anyone explain the difference between star wars and it's many glup shittos and the fact that tolkien named every single member of Aragorn's family all the way back to Beren and Luthien?
>>746017431The more time passes the more you realize that the prequels were not as bad as people say, and I wouldve taken more from George than any of this. They are fucking desperate to find places they can insert callbacks that shouldnt be there, at least George expanded the universe rather than trying to crowbar new information between the gaps.Star Wars is fucking gay.
>>746036062
>>746036137>coldsteel fagyeah...
>>746029124This is amusing for a bit but I got bored 30 seconds in.Uncs need to make this a bit more shorter, fr fr.
>>746036067Fans made up names and backstories for every random nobody extra that appeared on screen in the OT.
>>746036202that's not cold steel
>>746035679Imprisoned and executed in cold blood by the clones. It wasn't even Order 66.
>>746036308whatever you say, kiddo
>>746036239Had to let the destruction of your entire generation cook for a minute there senpai
>>746031814No one cared about SW lore nigga, not even disney.Mf is an obscure ass char of an obscure series
>>746033423True.
>>746031814Their loss. They miss out on a good show, they'll miss out on a good game, and when they blow their brains out at age 47 they'll wonder why their life had nothing fun in it.
>>746036373I might be remembering wrong but wasn't him setting up his clones to fail in a very clear suicide mission as a roundabout way to switch sides and join Dooku?
>>746036553It's a deep cut, but the fact that they picked a highly respected deep cut character and not, like, Cad Bane or some other boring asshole, shows they understood the assignment.
>>746036783>they don't like glup shitos?>they didn't watch my fav children's cartoon?>that means they're suicidal and don't enjoy anything!unc be malding fr fr *skull**skull**skull*
>>746025226rex was originally supposed to be alpha-17 from the republic comics, but lucas and filoni changed it so the main characters wouldn't just be a-a-aalthough there is a slight possibility that fordo would've been more prominent when genndy was still planned to be showrunner very early on
>>746036783Yeah. It's like a reverse order 66; a Jedi trying to get all his clones killed so he can desert and defect.
>>746031518the umbara arc was good until it removed all nuance from krell and made him yet another dime a dozen fallen jedi who simps for the sith would've been far more interesting if he was completely loyal to the republic but was ww1 french/ italian general tier with how he treated his troops
>>746032340Krell is a vicious guy. He will put his lightsabers away just so he can tear people apart with his bare hands.
>>746037135He did have that reputation, so he must've been like the before falling to the dark side. Maybe he was already on the dark side before that, although that doesn't explain why he hadn't defected already.
>>746031518I think the issue here is unless you watched a two parter from a 100 episode plus show from 10 years ago and remember the 4 armed guy's name you would have no idea what the fuck they are talking about.
>>746037485Takes 5 seconds to google a name.
>>746017702This is really mean, who would dress these retarded kids like this and call them silly names and post a picture like that? I bet their handler is worried sick wondering where they are.
>>746017431None of those names mean anything to me. You may as well be speaking gibberish.
>Star Wars Zero Company >Star Wars: Galactic Racer>Star Wars: Fate of the Old Republic>Star Wars Jedi 3 >Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic — Remake >Star Wars: Eclipse Call it the Andor Effect
>>746031518Nobody over the age of 12 gives a shit about /co/, anon. I'd rather publicly admit to playing hentai games than to watching /co/ shit.
>>746019756Jesus Christ jeets are fucking retarded.
>>746035560Same, desu. I'm not doing the Horus Heresy but for Star wars. Even I have some self-respect
>>746017702grotesque
>Buy TOKON Fighting Souls because it looks fun>PC release is completely botched so refund it>Thinking about buying this because I want my XCOM itch scratched>Don't know if it's gonna be buggy, pozzed to shit besides the MC, etc so holding out before I buy it>If it is, gonna either buy the 2 expansions for Super Robot Wars or buy a new box of models for 40k
>>746035395>Writer comes in to say the Force was actually made by them and is instead is called the Weave
>>746017702niggemjiggem and Poo Looem?
>>746017431it's asoka's fat ass in this game or nah?
>>746035567Lucas SW basically let just let developers do whatever they sounded cool lmao, Nu-SW is beholden to Disney which means everything has to be made lame and gay.
>>746040028nodisney hates womenif she were, disney would remove her assshaak ti is the superior togruta anyways
>>746035395>Girl doesn't like her insular lesbian space witch commune>Parents try to manipulate her into staying>She tries to leave anyway>Twin sister says "I'll kill you" and tries to burn the temple down with her inside it>Jedi come to take her away like she wanted>Lesbian space witch mom #1 turns into a smoke monster which can somehow still be killed by a lightsaber>The rest of the coven mindcontrols the wookie jedi into attacking his friends>Breaking the mindcontrol kills the entire coven at once for some reason>The show portrays this as a massacre at the hands of the JediLeslie Headland was the assistant to Harvey Winestein, and has repeatedly stated she's a selfish amoral psychopath
>>746040283Red is so much better than orange
tag yourself
>>746017431>So we know that Hawk and Trick used to serve under Glup Shitto. We also know Glup Shitto is making an appearance. So there is potential we could see interactions between Glup Shitto and Glup Shitto. This game is gonna be nuts for Star Wars fans.
>>746017693>>746017562>>746017476
>>746017431I think Glup Shitto will kill Binkus which will cause Grungleman to go after Slurppi Faggi. Thoughts?
>>746041392if nothing else, i will always be thankful we got qt shaak ti in genndywars and the coomer shaak ti in force unleashed two things disney probably wishes they could completely destroy
>>746017431What
>>746041450>insist on practical effects because the evil prequels used cg>use more cg than the prequels>ayys look more samey and bland that the literal bargain bin halloween costumes used in anhsasuga, abrams
Do you think I will be able to play this game. I have 2080 super.
>>746037713they are both in prison. spottemgottem will be out in 3 to 7 months depending on good behavior, and pooh shiesty is going to federal prison for the rest of his lift for kidnapping gucci mane
>>746042108I hate nuWars so much that it's unreal.
>>746042386
>>746025226>gloopy was gonna be zippo from bingus because flangus wasnt from the gluphangious bongdo star wars fans really like this shit?
>>746029181because it was nothing like xcom and was capeshit. what was there to like?
>>746042453>Two old women fighting with magic swords
>>746042453damn, didn't even get sliced in half
>>746041450I'm the earth-toned, wide-faced one with squint eyes
>>746041450Star Wars names are so incredibly hit or miss it's crazy.
>>746017431CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA?
>>746023942it's not normalfags, it's baiting faggots. the primary difference is you can tell it's faggotry because no normalfag gets this mad over names they don't recognize in a media franchise that's been running for somewhere around 60 years.
>>746042645Yes, we do.
>>746042798i don't think there have been any cases where a lightsaber has worked they way they did in the ot/pt in nuwars they're just glowing swords now instead of plasma beamsdisney are also a bunch of pussies so even their 'mature' star wars works are relentlessly juniorized because little timmy could be watching (please ignore that people died or got limbs amputated all the time in the lucas films)
>>746029124Does this exist with sound?
Don't give a shit about Star Wars but if the mechanics are good I'll pick it up.
>>746017431>The self insert cunt that ruined the Mandalorian show>nuts for Star Wars fansYou mean soibois and feminists who hate real Star Wars, right?
>>746043639https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-q8kFEJBRFY
>>746043639it does but it's bad normal ai voices, the ones in your head are 100x funnier
>>746019372And be lame and gay!
>>746041450Ottegan invented by someone who misunderstood where an Ithorian's eyes and mouths were as a child and never accepted they were wrong
>>746019751His assignment was idling in Limsa Lominsa as a face 1 ponytail hair pastelcatte counting ptom clicks.
>>746025004Never underestimate the potential of soiguzzlers to yiik out.
>>746034209You posted it but with any other faction>But the tau are grimdark!Not the fanart cutesy version of them and they're played by people who don't realize communism isn't a serious ideology.
>>746041324That's what happens when you hire fanfiction writers
>>746043884Damn, you were 100% right
>>746019691Me too.Grim.
>>746044651Usually those same people leave out that you do not get a name as a Tau unless you're famous enough for individuality and your planet will be used as a meat shield against the Imperium if you join the Tau Empire because the Greater Good says one Tau life is worth 1,000,000 gue'la.
How slln before modders add the Lop race?
>>746017431I hope this is shit
>>746045210it's nuwars, it's guaranteed to be shit the real question is if it's passable shite like the jedi games or complete dog like the rest of nuwars
>>746045210>I hope its bad instead of good >:cyou don't play vidya
>>746031518He's not as good as Niggo Fartooni
>>746022869Still wish we could get a modernized version of Empire at War.
>>746017562my man biggs catching strays...
>>746035395The funny thing is, had they removed the Witch part and it had JUST been about the Sith assassin it would have been amazing. It's so funny how he kills multiple Jedi by just playing fucking dirty, like how a Sith should.
>>746031814I sincerely had no idea who pong krell was or if it was a real character at all>Everything has to be a big jokeIt didnt have to, but that's the factual state of the franchise
>>746041450>what should we name this guy, just a normal name?>nah add some vowels>keep going>perfect
>>746042108I genuinely cannot tell if this is real or an AI parody
>>746046971
>>746047027>IS THAT A SAPLING?>NOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE BEEN BESTED!
>>746045210why? its our one chance to get more xcom and you want it to fail? i completely just ignore the star wars aspect. its all about the xcom for me.
>>746031814Pong Krell IS a literally who, faggot. Most /v/irgins watched the 6 movies, maybe the 7th movie before dropping Yidsney shit, and played the early games. Some may have watched the Boba Fett show and the Andor one. Clone Wars is literally who shit, and aren't even half as recognisable as someone like Thrawn, who actually had a board presence here.t. had never heard of Pong Krell or whoever the chick mandalorian is before Zero Company appeared
>>746047027why are three grown hardened criminal men incapable of outrunning and capturing a kindergartener?
>>746045014It sucks because Filoni seems to genuinely love Star Wars and it's the whole reason Lucas tapped him to make that Clone Wars show in the first place. But it turns out that putting fanboys in charge of everything does not make for good shows, movies, or games. All it does is guarantee you're going to get a *lot* of lightsaber duels and references to that thing from that movie you saw.
>>746047370
>>746041450do they have to say their own names all the time like pokemon?
Zoosha...Spottemgottem...Batboy...Pooh Shiesty...This game is going to be lit...
nigga is a nobody next to ben kadinaros
>>746047429
>>746023108Now this is podracing
>>746031814Oh, i remember this guy. He's from the Clone Wars arc that the most insufferable fans will post clips of and say "STILL think this is a kids' show?"
>>746047597>made shitty hover scootersSpeeder bikes have been a thing since the original trilogy who thought this was a good idea
>>746017702>>746042334I thought they died???
>>746028781it's $10 for some costume parts, yeah? i'm on the fence because $10 ain't a ton but i'm not sure how much i care about the customization options
>>746047473I show this to people who say that practical effects are always better than CGI.
>>746035395Because the first two episodes were more sloppily written than all of clone wars at once. And let me tell you clone wars isn't exactly high fucking literature at any point.
Can we talk about the game?
>>746048184To be fair, no amount of CGI can fix incompetence
>>746035395Because they caked Dafne Keen in hideous make-up and showed off none of her figure.
>>746047882I thought that too but they're still kicking.
>>746047597>>746047473>>746047027>Star Wars bringing back 90s-2000s, straight to DVD, children's movie campWas this really worth 20 billion dollars?
>>746046971Real sadly. Mando S3 was abysmal
>>746036256People in the 80s really just had jackshit to do. Some people really only watched Star Wars 200 times and did nothing else ever.
>>746048442Considering Disney has yet to make a profit from Star Wars, no.
>>746047473
>>746037940>implying anything in this god forsaken franchise will ever get even close to being as good as Andor ever again>implying any of these properties wxist because of Andor>implying anyone knows how to even capture a fraction of what made it great, even if they tried aping itBut sure upcoming games are looking good for Star Wars content. Just leave Andor out of it. They just got lucky someone competent stopped by to tell a story they wanted to tell and was ready to put a Star Wars skin on it.
>>746037135Filoni shit never has nuance. You can be lucky if the plot makes a tiny bit of sense when you stop and think about literally anything for a second. The writing on his projects is usually "Would be cool if X happened." and then every character and plot gets bent over backwards so X happens as fast as possible.It's a style of writing that's perfectly suited for cartoons for 6 year olds and and any series aimed at the average Star Wars fan. Just get from one cool thing to the next. Don't worry if there's substance to anything.
>>746050078>Just get from one cool thing to the next. Don't worry if there's substance to anything.You could probably watch the Clone Wars as just a montage of >battle scenes>lightsaber duels>Anakin "dark side" moments And not really lose anything of value
>>746019756>webmI don't remember this episode of TCW...
>>746017842Anakin is the one saying it unironically and padme is zanzibart
>>746023706Nobody fucking cared about stupid extras standing around in stupid costumes.
>>746048442>>746048670It was always about the merchandise. Which is fucked too last I heard
>>746031518>8 foot tall dual double saber 4 armed lunatic >loses to standard clones so the viewer is reminded they aren't stormtrooper tier>dies by legal execution before he can achieve anything Every single aspect of the prequel era has to end the same way because the movies exist and we know none of these retards fucking matter. No one in Episode III so much as mentions the actions of Prong Krell. Who the fuck cares. TCW is a fucking abortion of a show.
>>746047505filoni loves his characters in star wars, not the world as a whole it's a very common misconception
>>746035395This shit was like ten christmases combined for chudtubers, it even roped me into the algo for a bit
>>746050397Turns out there really is a limit to genx/millenial consooming
>>746047370cool fact, krell's va is the same as lee's from telltale's twd
>>746017431oh wow the same thread with the same OP and same comments that's really weird huh..................
>>746050631Guess suddenly having interest rates, avg. gas prices and feeling inflation gnawing on your balls does set some limits
Is it better to suddenly turn into liquid shit like Star Wars or to slowly decline into derivative slop like Star Trek?
>>746050836Star Wars
>>746037713stop being antisemitic!
>>746047505George is just as responsible for everything it was him that greenlit TCW and he was in creative control and had the final say. He is at fault even now because he is the one that sold it to Disney, he negotiated and argued on behalf of Filoni and Kennedy, theyre still there because of him, this is still his fault and he is still culpable. Filoni is a retard but he is an enabled retard. TCW exists to fix Anakin's characterization but that's stupid. It was too late. Hes already a severely morally compromised "Jedi" hiding multiple homicides, a relationship, and more from the Council. Like making a show about Daniel Holtzclaw that goes for 10 seasons after he raped a bunch of women but before he's caught. >see, if Investigator Fart and Officer Lemoo didnt discover the rapes, he could've been a nice guy!! >look how heroic he is!!>ohhh hes getting mad how scary and tragic!!Its not. It just makes Anakin even worse because now we know he spent 10 years having the time of his life over and over but hes only doing that because he got away with it for awhile and none of his friends know hes a psychopath yet and his girlfriend is intentionally hiding a massacre.
>>746050397yeah it's been fucked since tfaiirc early on it was doing pretty ok, but after the film came out a lot of figure collectors dropped it because most of the glups either never made it into the movie despite marketing or did fuck alli think the articulation also got slashed from the previous standard but i wasn't paying attention to it in 2015
>>746017431Wait so you're telling me Poop Jeeto is in? Zoinks Scoobs? Motherfucking Bawls Garglin? I just... oh my science I cannot believe it we will GET SCHWIFTYY
>>746050836Star Wars is kinda nice in that there is a clear line in the sand where everything after a certain point is shit so it cannot taint the memory of everything prior to that point. With star trek all of the people going "actually season 1 of Mosquito Infested Bucket of Stillwater was kinda nice to look at, in hindsight I'd even say it wasnt that bad in season 2 after the eggs hatched into larva, and we can all agree it only really went downhill after the mosquitos reached adult phase in season 3"
I hope the game's soundtrack lets me crank up the speakers to blast some hot jizz while I play
>>746050836star wars has a clear cutoff where you can drop it and be satisfiedwhere that is depends on the person, but it's still clear to whomever decides whenfrom what i understand of star trek, the quality has always jumped around even in the good seasons which makes it difficult to find a good stopping point it also doesn't help that a lot of st fans are somehow still spiteful towards star wars and will consume their slop and pretend it's better when it's really not
>>746051357The quality only really jumps around in TNG, where you have some of the best sci-fi ever written and then some leftover shit they used to fill the gaps. After that it's pretty steady in quality, although always worse.
>>746050998from georges perspective the sale to lucasfilm seemed to be the right call at the timean often forgotten piece of the puzzle is that lucasfilm seemed to be following lucas' wishes about where to take star wars up until abrams got hired as director to tfa, and one of his demands was full creative controlhe also wormed his production company into lucasfilm, as he does with every property he's gotten his hands on
>>746051070Strange. Do their world resorts and ancient familyTV licenses at least still mint that much money, or how is that endless cash-bleed even sustainable ?
>>746045176Japan sure went with one of the most zzzzz-tier possible choices in "literally just a kemono with zero spice", shit's even more plain than some of the already existing animal-but-alien Star Wars races like Shistavanen or Squibhell even Cathar, Bothan, Selonian all look more animaleither that or they refused to follow any design documentation if they otherwise has zero input in the design process, but I don't really believe that at all
>>746051442TNG isn't sci-fi, it's just trite ethical questions less poignant than what you encounter on a children's playground. Hurr durr should we really kill someone to save thousands? Yes. Move on, you retards.Andor in its 2 seasons delivered more than every season of every Star Trek show combined.
>>746051485ha ha nothe parks were in a pretty shit spot for a while because they kept on demanding more money for entry while blowing billions on park additions nobody liked, like nuwars land and the nuwars hoteli think they're doing a little bit better now, but i don't know for sure
>>746050192I actually kinda liked the Ventress arc. The villains cutting loose the obligatory red light saber mook, for all the weekly battles she had to job, was a marginally clever idea. Her arc is full of coincidence, key jingling and crowbarred motivations too, but I liked her ending as a weirdly flavored bounty hunter that just faded into obscurity doing her own thing in far corners of the galaxy for the rest of time. Don't correct me. I don't want to talk about it.
>>746017431give me trioculus or give me death. all the stormtroopers and moffs under his command need to say stuff like "dark greetings" and "hail evil" too. and get kybo ren and manjulpa too
>>746019756you can see him get slowly more uncomfortable as he does his stupid jeet dance lmao
>>746041549Are you fucking kidding me!? Do they have any idea how much this changes? This is insane. I gotta lie down.
>>746051070>a lot of figure collectors dropped it because most of the glups either never made it into the movie despite marketing or did fuck allIt wasnt even a glup shitto. Captain Phasma was supposed to be the secondary film but in last minute they removed two thirds of her scenes and then removed her voice from the rest and turned her into a rare mook with shiny colors who takes three hits to go down instead of one. All of this after requesting every toy company to make merch of her like she is going to be Darth Maul or Grievous.Turns out you can lie to customers but you cant lie to suppliers.
>>746042108remember the mando season 2 episode with bill burr who had to face his former commander who ordered atrocities? and he just murders everyone to get closure?
>>746047027Why does this look worse than the prequels CGI? Like so much of it clearly takes place on a studio set.
>>746051597>TNG isn't sci-fi, it's just morality tales in spaceI hate to break it to you but so is TOS. This is not some clever revelation. Even Nichelle Nichols pointed it out to Roddenberry and he sarcastically wondered if anyone else had figured it out yet. That was literally the point of Star Trek. A lot of people would argue that's the point of science fiction.
>>746048184>alwaysDo people think that? Good practical FX will always be better than good CGI. But bad practical FX will always be just as bad or worse than bad CGI. The kind of puppeteering + propwork required to make that scene good is a lost art.
>>746052448yeah i remember the press releases bringing out her actress like she was the hottest shit only for her character to be a shithead coward who betrays the fo then gets thrown in the dumpstertwice
>>746052489which is extremely funny because bill burr would genocide black people for imperial credits any day any time, he's a rat without any integrity
>>746052504it looks worse because it was done by jeet farms on the cheapthe prequels were using the best cgi technology available at the time, if they weren't outright inventing new stuff to do it
>>746050329Boba Fett is the original Glup Shitto and millions of grown adults dress up as him in different colors three times a year.
>>746050501>Wtf the space wizard died because he cant outskill 80000000000000000000000000000000000000000 clones shooting at him at once? GAYAlthough in his case I'd argue it actually is worth complaining about because he got shot down in a space battle.
>>746042453Where are all the guys and stunt actors that knew how to do and direct some good choreography?Are they just gone from the western industry?
>>746052735True. LucasArts really was a pioneer for the craft
No Ahsoka no buy
>>746053179Yes, dead or retired. Their jobs were being outsourced as early as the 00's so they didn't take proteges for job security.
>>746052919Mandowank and multicolored Glup Shittos came way later with Karen Traviss' novels, Booba Feet was always a pretty cool guy eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything
>>746053179disney doesn't given enough of a fuck to hire actual stunt coordinators in that same show, christensen mogs the fuck out of dawson by using 20 year old muscle memory from the prequels it also doesn't help that most characters in nuwars are played by borderline geriatrics these days
>>746033990xcom is not slop.
>>746052708right it was clearly about his own personal feelings, not any moral high ground
>>746050836i feel that there is no hope for star trek cause absolutely nobody is willing to make "real" trek
>>746053460In related matter, if the anon who recommended Phoenix Point is about, thx. Bit of inv jank but fun
>>746031814>sincerity>coming from a cuckold who forms parasocial emotional attachments to a corporate product and hangs off it like a dingleberry, worst of all a devalued corporate product that's been turned into a lolcow franchise Are you for real nigga? Shut the fuck up. Keep the big words out of your mouth till you learn some self-respect and learn to leave emotional attachment for your surroundings and family and not for fucking transient slop. What are you, 12? Fucking stunted idiot.
>>746053389I laughed so fucking hard at the outtakes and hearing the interview where Christensen had to go very, super easy on her because of how hard she was being mogged. He was so fast she couldn't keep up at all.
>>746053676There's no way there are any writers left with the talent to make a true successor to TNG
>>746053460Slopcom
>>746053389>>746054026The director had flipped a tit and yelled at him because they had to redo the scene a bunch of times from how badly Dawson was eating shit.
>>746041450
>>746054452what's his endgame?
I do not like the clone war period. I am a very much ancillary kind of audience for star wars to begin with, not target audience not a star wars fan but the whole clone wars love that every millennial and zoomer has just totally skips me. Make it Empire vs Rebels and I'll like it but I never was a star wars otaku.>>746050836Star Wars has had some good stuff pop up, mando season 1 for instance. I like rogue one but it seems like a lot of people hate that. Star Trek and the only consistent praise I've heard from people is for the fucking seth family guy comedy homage. It's a shame because friend streamed TNG for me a year or two ago and it was amazing. And I refuse to believe you couldn't get get younger generations interested in something cerebral and 'slow' like TNG.
>>746042453>That random roll at the start.Lmao
I was a huge Star Wars fan and even ate the episode 7 shit thinking it was okay and liked Rogue One. But after episode 8 and 9, the series is completely dead to me now. Seeing all the shit Disney has cranked out has soured even the old material for me
>>746017476Fpbp
*ruins star wars*
Here’s gameplay, talk about it.https://youtu.be/t6sNiHfI4To?is=XiltivEVwFr7hzhn
>>746035395>>746042453Daily reminder The Acolyte gets praised for its lightsaber fights and the series is getting reevaluated as being good.
>>746054592>i don't like star wars so i don't grasp why people like [setting b] instead of [setting a]You're like one of those fags who doesn't drink, has 0 appreciation for the craft, but will order a beer because the others are drinkingBarely more than a normie
>>746036137Trash franchise, absolute dogs hit, wouldn't wish this gaming experience on my worst enemy, fuck this jrpg.
>>746054928It looks like XCOM 3, but Star Wars. About what I expected.Kino.
>>746017693>>746019708>>746028852I love cheeky retards
>>746054998Wow, the same jew journalists that said it was good at release are now saying it's good? This totally changes my opinion.
How does the customization work, exactly? Is your party the same handful of characters like a hero shooter? Can you have duplicates?
>>746055210It's like XCOM, retardicus. There are "Hero" characters that you can customize in a limited capacity and procedurally generated randoms that are fully customizable.
>>746054998And yet noone watched it and noone will>reevaluatedBy whom? Critics?!
>>746047473This is actually pure soul though
>>746055210You got your “main characters, plus randoms you can recruit throughout the story. Customization seems to be mainly focused on clothes outside the protagonist and randoms, and the clothing options look pretty abundant. You can even dress up a bunch of non Clones in Clone armor
>>746055305I've never played X-com so I didn't know how it worked. The customization seems to be the prominent feature.>>746055625Thanks.
>>746035395Because it's a bad show. Quality issues and utterly wasting the first live action Wookie Jedi aside, it tries and fails to portray the Jedi as a corrupt institution and the Sith as not that bad, going against almost every single piece of Star Wars media. The full flashback to the lesbian space witch cult shows them as hostile to the Jedi from the very beginning, dominating the minds of shitty beard Jedi and Wookie Jedi, and the Head Witch in Charge changing into a damn nazgul in front of Squid Games. Hell, it would be easier to list what was actually the smallest bit decent about the show, which is very little. It's Sol, Qimir, and the lightsaber battle by the way, but understand that the bar is so low it's down in hell.
>>746017702Is that Spotemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy. That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.
>>746054998daily reminder companies cook books every day and would happily lie about shit like that with zero compunctionnever mind being able to pay for reviews, hire chinese view farmers, etc etcbesides there's zero chance they're going to talk down on stonk black womyn lightsaber fights no matter how pathetically lethargic they are and what a joke they look like, you'd get called into someone office and asked "Ummm do you realize what you're saying is highly misogynist and ableist"
>>746053208go away filoni
glub shitto krel syb, forgive me...
>>746042108...is he supposed to look like someone pulled him with the force? he doesnt look propelled, he looks pulled.
>>746047027literally all you had to do was have her run through small places they could not follow, ffs. Fif they shoot the whole thing on a pathway so the cameraman didnt have to get creative?
>>746056150
>>746047429Have you seen how fast jedis can run? The force is with her. Leia has always been a cocky self-assured badass from when she was 5 onward.
>>746047597This was a show about Jango Fett, was it not?
>>746042453>uses the retarded underhand lightsaber grip for all of 4 seconds before switching over to normal grip Lmao
>>746053179Stunt actors and fight choreographers can't do shit when they're limited to the fucking rear projection screen. The worst was I think the Obi-Wan show where there are fighters shooting at people standing in a 10x10 square not moving.
>>746056663even though she ran as slow as a kindergartener and the bad guys were slowly jogging behind her?
>>746042453holy shit is this what the disney/star wars cattle are consuming these days?yeah there's no way star wars has a mentally stable audience other than mindbroken disney adults. Jesus christ.
>>746056940of course not. its all loser millennials and gen x'ers who are incapable of moving on from their childhood because "adulting is hard and scary!!"
>>746056663Leia had no deep connection to the force until her training post-OG trilogy, though(and only in the EU, lol lmao - the Disney canon has her be a useless old bitch of a bat and horrible military mind until she does the highly-memed on Force Photoshop Move Tool to reach the ship)mostly just had to do with Lukelike others have said, it has to do with the cinematography - the men aren't even taking long strides or sprinting despite her GOING FAST WITH LE FORCE(she wouldn't know Force Speed with zero training anyways, this scene exists for basic female empowerment nonsense)The only time she really APPEARS to use the force is when she does the CGI superslide
>>746053179this isnt new, dude.John clements is a film consultant and choreographer specializing in european martial arts, he consulted on countless movies in the 2000s that straight up ignored him. He even did a documentary for history channel where it was "katana vs longsword" where he explained why the katana excels in japan but has problems when compared to european weapons and they cut all of that content out of the documentary and edited it to make it look almost like he said "katana good, longsword bad", having only left in "its abilities have been overblown"Theres a european fencing group called adorea that has been trying to get real fencing used in movies but they basically have gotten nowhere, despite being incredibly popular.The excuse is that real martial arts dont "read" on screen, and that stage fighting (literally designed to be as readable as possible) somehow doesnt work either, when the truth is that slopfighting not only reads like shit, but the only problem real fencing has with readability is when the camera is having a fuckin seizure because cinematography is fucking dead.
>>746054917I love that he looks like he just shit his pants loudly and the room went silent.
>>746057304They could have had her, idk, have a pet or a droid or something that she could ride to escape the guys chasing her. But I also think her being pursued is retarded and gay since she largely led a sheltered lifestyle before becoming a rebel anyway.
>>746057349You see, it would require preserving part of white culture, so it can't be done.
>>746054798HOLY CRACKERS
needs a mod in
>>746042453gone are the days of ewan and hayden who were athletic fit guys who could actually do impressive moves and fight fluidly and fast enough to be cool lookingnonow its all this limp wristed 0 athleticism femboss bullshit who are so slow and weak that even a neet like me could slap them around in a swordfight. jesus christ. someone please bomb disney
>>746057718there's a booba mod for herit's not great but it's kinda funny
>>746057768>>746042453
Do you member the good old days?
>>746057768i hate how every woman in star wars is now some smug cunt who bullshits her way to the endat least under lucas there was always the threat of something going wrong, and they were actually allowed to have more range than smug indifference or angry at men
>>746057863
>>746057897>prequel slop>the good old daysyou wish little zoomie
>>746057932
>>746058037the rotj fight may be the best in the series, but it's because of its emotional weight, not its choreography objectively the best is anakin vs obi wan, with obi wan vs maul as a close second
>>746058037Yes the prequel are the best part of star wars.We need a clone war movie, more games should take place during that era.The fact that we haven’t gotten a game with Obi-Wan and Anakin together in their younger days is a complete crime.
>>746017431>Bo-Katan Kreze is making an appearanceof course she fucking doesholy fuck i'm tired of this bitch
I hate Filonishit so much it's unreal.Of course a modern prequel era game would be all godawful TCW wank.
>>746058235>is handed Mando's blacksaber>becomes the leader of the mandalorians>steals Mando's entire character arcproblem, white male?
>>746058235she has to destroy the mandos a fourth time anonit's her prime directive
>>746058105IT'S OVER CHANAHKIN I HAVE THE HOLY GROUND
>>746017431>So there is potential we could see interactions between Krell and Kreze.Who the fuck cares. Krell and Bo-Katan share nothing in common that any interaction could be meaningful.
>>746058110>but it's because of its emotional weight, not its choreographyYes, but also the choreography. It feels visceral. The rage is palpable. By comparison the climatic fight of RotS feels so rehearsed.
>>746017431>>746017702glup shitto and jar jar binks are gay married now?! this changes EVERYTHING!
>>746058110>>746058037I was so damn hyped for the prequels with the trailer and then its this it is soft-washed how muh democracy dies bullshit with the mooks fully downgraded to clowns instead of threats and far too much comedy relief. But yeah nice fight choreography it sure had.
By the way, if the Sith get lightning, what do the Jedi get? Force healing?
>>746058940I thought becoming one with the force and being a force ghost was an inherently light side thing. I could be wrong.
>>746058940electric judgement
>>746059054Pretty sure Lucas' own lore of the prequels long before he made them was that Qui-Gon was the first Jedi in a very long time to attune to the Force so much he became a Force Ghost.
>>746058940Throwing rocks and shit I guess
>>746058940
I hope dewit is in this
>>746058940Jedi are also able to use lightning, but it's a difficult technique limited by the council. Plo Koon and in the EU Luke use it; Judgement Lightning.Depending on whose book or comic you're reading or which game it is, you either get it as a Jedi through immense mental and spiritual solipsis or through almost dying to sith lightning.
>>746061465That sounds so damn edgy dudehow is it any different? Was "jedi lightning" so hard?
>>746062864It was forbidden because it was, implicitly, a form of capital punishment. Instead of slowly torturing you to death like with sith lightning its a single full power lightning bolt that just straight up vaporizes the target. Plo Koon modified it into a non lethal form.
>>746062947yeah but Hik Ghol modified it even further, testing it on Al Glukugo populations. Did you forget about that
>>746062864iirc force lightning is concentrated hate beams, which isn't exactly something jedi are supposed to doif you want to get turbo purist, using the force to directly attack anyone also isn't allowed by the jedi defending yourself/ others is ok, but it cannot be done with the intention of attacking, which will cause you to become evil
>>746017476based
>>746019026no, that meme exists to make fun of shit like this
Koontzy and King!?
>>746042453is this one of those seeddance ai videos
>>746063758the red 'gruta is hotter
>>746064071Jokes on you, I actually like Shaak more
>>746064239there is no joke, it's just trueunless you're dave filoni, then you're snorting copium than your waifu hit the wall at max speed while shaak ti aged gracefully into a naturalist milf
>>746064239>>746064480Had such a crush on her as a horny teenager. Then I found out she dies in a cut scene, and moved on. She's all old and moldy in Unleashed sadly.
>>746017431It's just gonna be nu-wars trannyshit
>>746046971same
Gameplay?
>>746067336https://youtu.be/t6sNiHfI4To?is=eQhuukNtVxurkhW_
y'all ready to fight these niggas at the end of the game?
>>746063265Yeah but I was responding to this post >>746061465
>>746067718Would be so cool...
>>746017702Now both are in prison for lifeMaybe they can link up there
>>746042108Im so glad I dropped this franchise after TFA.
>>746017431Filoni done ruined this franchise completely, and it already had a huge problem in Disney era with constant nostalgiabait and references to other star wars media. They need like completely reset new take new characters new everything. They tried with High Republic era but it failed miserably, maybe they should try this other galaxy bioaliens invasion thing thousand years into the future. At least it would be more interesting than skywalkerslop.
>>746057863The fact that Hayden never tried doing stunt work is criminal.
>>746042453I couldn't get past the first episode, and turned it off.Holy fuck that choreography is awful
>>746035395They killed best girlMain actress was laughably badIt was ok overall
>>746069014>the fact <actor> didn't take a massive paycut to be some nobody whose work is massively overlooked by the public and barely recognized by Hollywood is criminal
>Larz Krabblar is no longer the third acolyte of the Drub Zamzar TribunalDisney has no idea what they’re doing with the IP. How are they going to explain the Galactic Fillibuster if Foot Skizgar isnt able to ascend to the senate? The entire continuity is ruined. I bet none of them ever read The Brappening part XXIV.
>>746035567Fallen Order and Jedi Survivor were peak.
>>746042108crying why does it look like an ad
>>746035395because the only reason to watch it are the lightsaber duels, which I can see on youtube.To Disney's credit, the lightsaber choreography was worlds better than the sequels or other TV shows.
>>746069371they are probably among the top 10 western AAA games of the last decade, but that is an exceedingly low bar
>>746069371these games are dogshit
Pong Krell sounds like a bame I'd make up ironically. Still going to check out the game though.
>>746017476>a little, Gluppo, SHITTERINO>OH GODDAMNERINO>SKIBIDY SUPREMO>HUNKA CHUNKA CHINO??
>>746017431>Pong KrellIt should have been Jaro Tapal!!!Then we could have had kino side missions of trying to find/save Padawan Cal Kestis But Fucking Feloni just had to felate himself and his boring characters. FUCK THIS GAY EARTH!!!!!
>>746035395>No Sith was spotted until Maul, meanwhile fucking Ki Adi Mundi is over here staying quiet>the "Force" is an appropriated term, it's actually the Weave created by lesbian witches>THE POWER OF ONE! THE POWER OF TWO!! THE POWER OF MANNY!!!!Credit where credit is due, they came up with an origin story for space magic worse than midichlorians.the korean jedi was cool though
>>746070649Jaro Tapal slipped the grunt with Analo Prolapso from planet Glunt!?!?
>>746070915no, that was guai aloha. After she was impregnated before her graduation at kindergarten Glupo jedi academy
>>746070309t. Freezes global
>>746017702WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE
>>746042453>>746057863>>746057897>>746058105Meanwhile with Akinolyte
>>746069371fallen order was ok until it went full nuwars at the end with starkiller base being ilumdidn't play survivor because im on pc
>>746056740Half of the show was about ruining Bobby Fat's character, the other half was about ruining the Mandalorian show.
>>746069307Only the first XIX were good anyway
>>746017702THAT BOY BE BEATIN HE OWN BOX ToT
>>746072919>FO except instead of deborah wilson its some hot white milf instead with a fake eurotrash accent>instead of a jeeta, the inquisitor is a pantoranThis would have immensely improved the experience.
>>746017431I doubt Krell is going to appear. Hawk and Trick GTFO'd from his command before it came out that he was an actual treasonous cunt.
>>746053389That's the thing, I wouldn't blame Dawson for that, they brought back one of the two best ever actors to be trained to fight with their silly fucking Laser swords, what did they expect? You either bring back their trainers, or if they're retired and unavailable, you unironically hire Hayden and Ewan to do it, they clearly kept up and remembered basically all of it
>>746075920Dawson also had to do all that shit while wearing heavy prosthetic shit on her head.
>noooooooooo the heckin niggerino with 0 swordfighting skills isn't at fault for being bad at swordfighting bwosJust say you want to fuck her
>>746017431>open thread>overwhelming majority is shitting on this trashMaybe there's still hope after all.
>>746075445Good decisions like this that make sense and would make good content aren't allowed anymore.After Disney, Star Wars is just a lolcow franchise.
>>746077001oola's actress was able to do a dance number with her head gear on back in 1983there is no excuse today, especially with how much they cheaped out on live action ahsoka's appearance
>>746077525It would be too successful you see, they could only get attractive foid leads OR a straight white male protagonist.
>>746077226>best looking, funnest seeming star wars game in 20 years>made by beloved by /v/ firaxis devs>basically XCOM 3 + Battlefront.Tourists are always so obvious.
>>746017431>disney wars
>>746017702All I see when I look at black guys like this is a really confused, directionless child, like they haven't meaningfully changed since they were 8.
>>746042453AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEE JAPAN SAVE ME FROM THIS DIRTY GAIJIN CHOREOGRAPHY!!!
>>746078348holy kino
>>746054998>daily reminder disney decided to do another round of media bribes for some reason
>>746047597>the fucking 'two guys carrying a thing' bitif this was in an otherwise good scene it'd be funny but it's clear they're just uninspired
>>746047473i thought that was a YTP edit when it lingered on his face for 1 frame before he bounced back like the footage was simply reversed
>>746050836trekmodern star wars is completely unwatchable dogshit, but it's just good enough for cattle to like it and continue funding itmodern trek is so insanely awful that it is all but universally hated and thus it will soon be allowed to diei just want trek to sleep, it died a long time ago and every time it's brought back out, the corpse is a little more rotten and they find new ways to humiliate it and everyone involved
>>746047027Yo this new Home Alone looks FIRE
>>746017431Is this real or a Zanzibart dark souls meme name? I am genuinely confused.
>>746017431Star Trek knows how to court an audience
>obnoxious fat fuck with a goofy Jetsons ass name running a 50's greasy spoon diner on a sprawling cyber metropolis >completely pointless to the plot of the film, Obi could have found the origins of the dart a million different ways like the jedi fucking archives where he finds the location of Kamino anyway>is not a Glup Shitto because it's in the Prequel films even though they've now done a ton of retarded shit with him (don't read his wookiepedia page)>bad ass double-double lightsaber jedi knight >drives the plot of the episodes, serves to illustrate how far the jedi had fallen to the point that even the ones that had an inkling of how bad things really were decided it was easier to turn traitor then try to stop it>conclusively dies at the end so he can't be brought back to be raped (I mean, probably not) >is a Glup Shitto because people now just shit on everything clone wars except Gendy's run I like both, critics don't get the narrative value of Dexter Jettster in the Prequels
>>746069371Fallen Order was awful. Haven't even touched the sequel.
>>746079469>dexter jettster>completely pointlesshe has info that obi wan needs, there's a deleted scene where he attempts to use the droids in the jedi archive to figure out where the dart came from and they're no help at all, to which obi wan states that he knows a guy who might, leading to the dex scene
>>746079639ok get this what if instead of that George just wrote a scene were the droids did help and Obi went to Kamino, like I basically said in that very line. He's trivial to write out of the story. But I do like his inclusion because of the idea that George was trying to communicate.>good Jedi are friends of the common people they serve >Coruscant is a city the size of a planet and trading hub for the Republic, you would absolutely find goofy 50s diners, all manner of zany fusion cuisines, any form of restaurant you could imagine, individual habitat buildings could have centuries of uniquely distinct culinary history
>>746069371>>746070094>>746070309>>746079540I wouldn't call them "peak" by a long shot, just "alright", but the idea that they're "awful" and "the worst AAA games in a decade" is fucking insane to me.p.s. Trilla isn't a jeet by the way, she's Dominican
>>746052646Now you reminded me how much I love Farscape.
>>746079924The point was to show Obi-Wan as a classic hard-boiled detective who has friends and knows informants with underworld connections AKA more homages to shit George liked as a kid.
>>746035395Jecki was the only thing I liked about that shitty fucking show and they killed her off.
>>746042453the only real cool thing that came from Ashoka live action was the clone wars flashbacks.
>>746078440It unironically was.
>>746078348>>746080654Is this from season 2? I don't really recall this.I considered season 1 of Visions to be great and possibly the only good thing Disney ever greenlit, but then I skipped season 2 because they seemingly decided to get a ton of fucking South American animation studios and brown up the formerly entirely "anime" Star Wars anthology idea.
>>746081696It's from the Ninth Jedi. It got a full 8 episode season.
>>746029324this shit would be considered racist if it weren't real lmao
>>746080262>the worst AAA games in a decadeuh did you misread the post anon?
>>746082552Yes, I did. I think I've seen far more people be histrionic and vitriolic about the games for some reason so my mind could only perceive it that way.
>>746078121Xcom is shit though
>>746069371I'll give it to them that they actually made Cal a pretty compelling character and it was actually pretty based of them to commit Merrin as a love interest in the 2nd game.But it's a sad state of affairs when his games are the only decent games to come out of Star Wars games when it's been about 13+ years since Disney got Star Wars.
>>746017702kek this really is modern star wars
>>746082920I only just got the blaster stance and crossguard saber and the ability to destroy the corruption shit with BD1how much longer do I have to play the game and when will Merrin be less of a cold bitch to me they act like they were never even a couple or like they broke up and aren't even interested in trying again type shit I thought she'd fuck me when we were stranded in the desertI already know Bode is a secret dark jedi or whatever bullshit twist about him
>>746017431liking starwars in the current year do millennials really?
>>746083034Star Wars is cool when Japan does it.
>>746029274>t. got mogged at the goon junction
>>746017431posted it again award
>>746017431
>>746080654So what's the lore with saber colours now? As far as I know, it used to be just the colour of the crystal but apparently now there is some kind of gay bleeding and other shit involved.
>>746082632all good. People want to shit on western games a lot, which while often justified, is dumb when they actually produce something decent for once. The game definitely isn't perfect (combat being clunky against some creatures, the map being really shit to use, poorly integrated mechanics such as corpse runs to cash in on dark souls popularity etc.) but its far better than anything I'd expect to come out of a licensed title from EA these days. I assume the haters didn't actually play it and just saw debra wilson and based their opinion on that
>>746083986you get a rave lightsaber if you're bipolar or genderfluid
>>746083034>ridicules disney star wars>posts kingdom heartswhat did he mean by this
>>746084039kingdom hearts is anime adjacent and made by the japanese craftsmenstar wars is disney corposlop made by soulless golemshope it helped
I am looking forward to a new Star Wars branded XCOM, but this thread has reminded me how sad the Star Wars franchise is and has been for years now.
>>746078348The OT adaptation novels actually described Ben, Vadrer and Like all doing some sick-ass shit even back in the day, I wish we could get a version of it the way they describe some shit
>>746041549How many videos and shorts were made talking about this?
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>>746083986Not sure about canon shit. The anime is non canon and takes place 1000 years after the Republic and jedi order collapsed. Blades in this era are special since they can reflect the users connection with the force (which probably would've solved alot of issues if the old order had them). A silver blade means the complete absence of emotion from the wielder. Which is a problem becomes you're basically a high functioning sociopath at that point.
>>746017431Man you don't even need to change the name to make this funny lmao
>>746084812it's sad that 1982 pervert glasses make Rich looks less ridiculous than he normally does.
>>746084910It's not exactly out of place with past interpretations of white/silver sabers, they were meant to be for the Imperial Knights who used the force and lightsabers purely as tools and didn't subscribe to either dogma
>>746035567all of those games were either developed or overseen by Lucasarts, who gave a shit, but now it is all owned by Disney, who don't give a shitI'll never understand these corporations buying up talent and then forcing them to work in such a way that the talent is completely squandered, like they spent money to sabotage both themselves and their new employee(s)
>>746041450Disney era aliens are so fucking boring.
>skimming thread>see Rogue Squadron mentioned with "5v5" and "esports"holy fucking shit it was so bad I literally forgot it existed and that even fucking happened
Post your favorite Glup Shitto with your favorite Star Wars game.
>>746047027this is where nolan's forest scene came from
>>746085774Forgot to add LEGO Star Wars TCS.
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>>746047027i don't like how this may give women the idea that they can outrun a male of average fitness in case of danger, not only does the average male runs way more than the average woman, but the differences in speed and stamina are huge
I never understood the jedi have fallen meme.Fallen from what? The movie barely tells us what the Jedi actually believe and practice.Do Jedi preach to lost souls about the great savior of the Force who died and rose again for their sins? All we know is that they were warriors, and some were loners who didn’t like the dark side.But like everything in life when dealing with politic, doom knock at the door.No but seriously the jedis were cool dudes, but even after six films not much to tell about them.The sith are just another denomination anyway
Kestis soon friends.They better not kill off Merrin, I am beyond tired of the trope that the MC can't have a good/wholesome ending
>>746086098>Fallen from what?No idea. Everytime we see them they're doing some heroic selfless shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-FNW_uBjVo
>>746017702>6 yearshas it really been that long
>>746029274>>746036239Zoomers absolutely seething, kek
>>746086339Tell that to the acolyte where they're le evil badguys
>>746086098The entire point of the prequel trilogy is to shove it in your face how ineffective the Jedi has become and how they have lost their spiritual connection. Yoda barely holds on to it as it is. Did you completely miss it? In any case, the clone wars and 'tales of' shows does explain it on a deeper level. It also shows and justifies why Dooku left the stagnant order well before Episode 1.
>>746086274Can you answer this? >>746083025I wouldn't call the game a chore, but I do get burnt out on it, and it takes me a long time to progress, but I also want to finish what I started, and also want the fucking 130+ gigs of space back.
>>746086434>where they're le evil badguysPretty reductive, the show actually presented a sympathetic view of police committing murder
>>746086517All I can say is; Soldier through it.You will be rewarded once you return to the desert planet. In levels almost unheard of given current times.It's because they chose to send Merrin away on her own between the first and second game for some retarded reason. I think the media is a comic.
>>746017431Holy shit is that Krell Klanthoo? Are we finally going to get the fated battle between Krell Klanthoo and Ping Niwa that they've been hinting at for 10 years?
>>746019372what were they thinking?
>>746086493What are you talking about? The movies don’t give us much information about the Force to claim such spiritual disconnection; we just know it flows through all living beings and that the dark side is bad. Come on, be honest—accusing the Jedi of being ineffective makes no sense, especially since Obi-Wan bragged about keeping the peace for thousands of years before the Sith’s little takeover plot.I mean, even after becoming Force ghosts, Obi-Wan was still Obi-Wan, and the same went for Yoda.Upon rewatching the movies it one thing that was made clear is that been a jedi does't free you from deception. Dooku left and joined the bad guys, which should tell you everything you need to know about his opinion and character. But this is just from the film alone, not the outside source.The films don’t make a strong enough case against the Jedi.
>>746087001for what purpose are literal bots posting on 4chan like this?is it to keep up the facade of engagement on a dead site so the alphabet agencies can still "get something" out of the few authentic people still here?literally what does anyone gain by having LLMs post here? Is it to bilk advertisers?And if this isn't a bot, and an Anon using Gemini or whatever to generate roughly 80% of his post's argument, fucking why???The first sentence is clearly an output, even has the em-dash, which I was actually a fan of myself before AI ruined it. 2nd sentence also probably. 3rd is his own writing. 4th is genned, egregiously genned. 5th and 6th may or may not be.
>>746087220shartytroons have gemini-based ai shitpost bots, but those are usually the antagonistic bullshit posts seething at random shit that literally nobody cares about
>>746086729I think I just did that, last I played? A few weeks ago. It's my first time back there after leaving. Oh yeah, I have to go and save from resistance members from the Empire who are closing in on them where they're stranded, and Merrin is accompanying me, I think? I just realized I seemingly stopped right in the middle of a major gameplay segment and can't remember why I think I fully intended to continue the same day. Damn, now I have to get back to it.I'm also using the mod which gives her the old hair back. It had some minor glitching in the prior desert cutscenes, unfortunately. Not... super terrible, but you can kind of weirdly see the outline of her skull through it, almost like her hair is thinning.Oh, and... I also got randomly "spoiled"??? by some screenshot on google image results or some youtube thumbnail of Vader facing down Cal in their new jedi archives? So I'm just waiting for that, jesus is that "SURPRISE" moment coming soon then I wonder? it probably is, would make sense for it to happen around this stage of the game as a tragic rising action thing
>>746035395When did Star Wars become about throwing random new characters at the screen instead of, you know, the plot?
>>746089629>new charactersYou don't remember Hum Bagga?
my favorite part in star wars was when jedi master peanus ballsaq defeated darth sugon of planet deez by force pushing him into a pit of rabid ewoks and then delivering the legendary one liner "sugon.....your nuts" it was so epic awesomesawce i need to buy all the playsets and toys
>>746031814I am a super autistic SW nerd who had an autistic SW dad and have read a majority of legends canon, and I can say that Jedexter Jedister is literally so forgettable compared to virtually any other antagonist featured on it. Barriss Offee had more intrigue.
>>746063165I didn't forget about but, but you have clearly forgotten about the time jedi master Bink Stinko modified it even further by infusing it with the core energy of planet Goodoo
>>746047370sex with that cute boy on the right
>>746053460well...
>>746054798Wait, is that a...
>>746079158I want to see Darth Ferengi
This game doesn't have DEnuvo
>>746050078In filonis defense (not that i defend his obsession with his ocs), star wars was intended to be a rejection of new hollywood ambiguity and a homage to the good vs evil pulp lucas was into as a kid. Outside a few exceptions like kotor2, the simplistic morality is a main feature.
>>746042453I don't get why Ahsoka got so much love and Aoclyte got shit on.
So when the dudes are shooting while you are planning your turn, can they actually damage people? Or is it just an effect ?
>>746072868>dagger magically allows him to kill the jedievery fucking time with modern movies, they seem to think your off-hand is invisible and everyone can only see your right handRemember the retarded dagger drop in game of thrones? And again in the SW sequels?
>>746052489That was actually a really good episode though, maybe the last the show ever did. S2 had the rot already setting in but it still had good stuff that shined through, unlike S3 which was just hot diarrhea all the way through.
>>746043884It was funnier to imagine then with thick Cockney accents.
>>746097732Darth Greedus
>>746100597Darth Vestor
I love these xcom type games even the ones people think are shit like Midnight Suns. Even the anime weeb cringe ones like Fire Emblem are fun in spite of the weeb shit.
>midnight suns flopped killing fireaxisPLEASETHISSHITBETTERBEGOOD
>>746079924To characterize Obi Wan as being someone who actually communicates with regular people instead of being a holier-than-thou shithead like most jedi are presumed to be. Critics are all retarded because they think anything that doesn't immediately rush the plot forward is "fat" that should be cut, which is how we get retarded slop like nuwars where all scenes just exist in a vaccum to move things along and there is no character building.
>>746041450soulless
>>746052096Based Trioculus fag. I bid you a dark greetings anon.
>>746083986>>746084910Disney made it so that the khyber crystals are living things which absorb your own "force energy" or whatever and the color reflects your characters. Sith sabers are red because they're all edgy faggots who pour all their hate and anger and grief and sorrow into their crystals. Jedi are all either blue or green primarily because le bad le religious le monks enforce uniformity of character, with the few special snowflakes having yellow or purple.Khyber crystals can also be "purified" by le heckin grey jedi like in Ahsoka, which makes them white.The anime isn't canon but it took that idea and adapted it to the setting.
>>746085260Because the acquisitionfags aren't creatives. For better or worse, Lucas was a creative who was also fascinated by technology, and that reflected in the quality of his inhouse products. The people who buy shit like that are spreadsheet autists who, at best, know how to make line go up or at worst think they do, and are insulated from failure by daddymoney.
>>746017431FUCK MY HAIRY ASSHOLE YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT *THE* TURDY SNURBLES WORKED WITH JEDI MASTER URETHRA INFECTO???STAR WARS FANS ARE WE FREAKING OR WHAT????
>>746085774For me, I'm torn between Lego Star Wars I and II: The Complete Saga or KOTOR 1. KOTOR 2 had a lot of fun features I loved, like the saber stances, but I thought the story was dog shit in comparison to KOTOR 1. I'm still sad there hasn't been a conversion of KOTOR 1 into 2 yet.>picrelWhen I was a kid, I always thought she was cute for some reason. It was also cool how in ye olde BF2 she rebelled against the empire, or tried to, with a new clone army and putting down the uprising is why the clones were replaced with stormtroopers.
>>746103170love her eyeballs
>>746103170>deh kameenooans... dey're KLOONERS
>>746086098The Jedi lost their way, generally, because they are more concerned with politicking than practicing their faith. This is why the council is so paralyzed to do anything, ever, and why Sidious is able to puppeteer them from his office without ever being discovered. None of them are attuned closely enough with the force to actually do their duties; not even quigon, who was considered a black sheep for being closer to what the Jedi should be than all the others.>Sith areSatanists, if you want to say Jedi are Christians. They believe in earthly, carnal rewards while the Jedi seek spiritual succor; this is why them being caught up in earthly affairs is considered bad form. Even as a child I grasped that.
>>746069371There's a little too much girlbossing in them, and the sheboon QUEEN slay is annoying, but I promise you guys they are actually good games. They're just Star Wars Dark Souls and if you can't at least enjoy it for a level or two YOU are the problem.
she will appear in zero company and jedi 3
>>746103421Yeah but Satanism is the new state religion of the US and the most widely practiced religion in everything but name so of course people want Jedi to fall and be "grey" while nobody ever even argues that the sith were evil, they just blame everything on the "fascist" empire as of the sith were a result of the empire and never the other way around. It's insane.
>>746098335Hayden appeared and was really, really good in it when he was reprising his role. Especially mogging her in the saber duels. It made it obvious that Vader was an inferior suit actor tho.
What are previews saying? Is the x-com part of "x-com but star wars" good?
>>746103718lesbian coded
>>746077001Anon. It's 2026. We don't have to lie it's because Rosario Dawson is a weak woman, old, and women don't apply themselves in what they do because they're dumb little girls regardless of age. Plus it's performative from every PR angle that they're "just" as good as men when they never are.
>>746103757Isn't he in it for like 5 minutes?
>>746103617This anon had it right >>746075445Girlbossing is ok if they're hot.
>>746103718Built for Maul
>>746103914Yeah, its also the only part of the show anyone bothers to talk about.>>746103773Yes. Which shouldn't be a surprise, over half the devteam are former firaxis developers who worked on both releases of XCOM 1 and 2.
>>746103994She should've looked and sounded like Satele, everyone would be praising her fights if so
I started listening to a Star Wars audiobook earlier. Really cool so far. Am I allowed to like Star Wars again?
>>746058940Force Healing is ALWAYS meant to be a semi-common power but just never made it to the silver screen. Unironically that's one of the few highlights of EP9 (which they need to decanonize the sequels) is I believe the first time we see it in a movie.It is rule of cool. Jedi don't get sick lightning but they're heroes and they get to heal themselves and all their friends so the heroes get to relax which people like, and then it leads to the reality that a jedi can't heal a lightsabered heart or a spaceship exploding.
>>746104215As long as its not gay retard trash like most of nuwars
>>746104268Not sure if it's gay, but there's a Jedi that speaks to plants in it
>>746104260They do get lightning though >>746059063>>746061465
>>746104331>Death Troopers II LE RED HARVESTIts 2/3rds retarded slop 1/3rd actually good book. But it's retarded in the campy way so I don't hate it.
>>746104405yeyeye red harvest, that's the oneI've not read death troopers
>>746104467It's a prequel to the original death troopers and exists to explain the origin of the zombie virus from that book.
>>746078348There's a universe where Monty Oum lived and did great work from Western art after FagterTeeth died due to libtard incompetency.
>>746054559probably an accountant or something
>>746104260>picpeople reposting this shit are actually cattle who believe in fake gorillion players from chink companies
>>746104643Would all the characters wind up gay if he didn't die, or would they join Jaune's harem?
