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In a few months, this game will have a Metascore.

Predict it.
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>>746018538
89
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67. No 69. No 420.
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>>746018538
99 on paper, 75 in reality
I think GTA VI will be lacking the edge historically present in the previous titles due to the loss of Dan Houser
It will be "safe edgy" and mildly out of touch with the current times due to how long it has been in development
It will be GTA but neutered, GTA without BALLS
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>>746019214
Plus lose its humour and style with no lazlow and the woke shit.
they are also using IRL crazy events from florida in burgerland that are not even relevant at the time of release.
Hopefully they are just fun on their own like that retard filling a bath full of gas while smoking a cigarette.
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>>746018538
99/100
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99
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>>746018538
This will be the first game to ever get a metascore of 101
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>>746018538
98
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>predict how much rockstar will pay to have a specific metascore
who fucking cares retard
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>>746018538
My last two digits
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>>746019689
I actually love that it's in Florida, but basing the tone on the "Florida Man" memes from over a decade ago is both the easiest and lamest direction to take
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>>746018538
easy 90
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>>746018538
73 and it will flop
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>>746018538
97
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>>746018538
100. Why? Because of all that's happened.
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i dont give a fuck
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>>746020364
>"Florida Man" memes
I actually never even heard of this until literally today.
I am from the first world though.
I think when they released the trailer people mentioned it was IRL stuff and I may have seen a YT vid explaining the references but I never heard of that meme.
I get it now though. "Florida man does" X and X is some wacky shit...because its a third world country.
idk why its Florida only though.
"Californian man does" X...more crazy shit only a thirdy would do.

I did actually look at that gas reference too today, and some crazy retard filling up his pickup truck with petrol (gas) with a tarp. Shit is just spilling all over the road.
Serious retarded third world shit. There isn't even any sort of law enforcement.
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>>746018538
it's in good hands
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>>746021146
You're definitely new to the internet if you literally just heard of florida man as a meme, little retarded bro.
People were making florida man memes on the official WoW forums back in 2004
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>>746021235
Critics are more ruthless now, and there's a chance that Rockstar gameplay will feel dated.
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>>746018538
98 or something, journos are horrified of going against the narrative and the narrative says it's the best thing ever. The bravest journos will give it an 8 saying that it's extremely boring but someone somewhere will probably enjoy it so it's 8
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T2 can afford a 100 these days
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>>746021396
It could score a 1 and I would still enjoy it, I personally don't give af about meta critic.
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>>746021321
Firstly, I am not a thirdy so why would I care about burger shit.
Secondly i am not a faggot so why would i be playing WoW.
Lastly, apparently to quick sources this is a burger only shit. Again see firstly...
Why would I care about some third world shitholes memes.

That is like saying you are retarded because you didnt hear some durkha drukha muhammad jihad jeet meme from the early 00s...why would you, you are not a jeet. Though You might have because of your relevant relation to the jeets as you and they are both from the third world.
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>>746021396
Not when the ceo is an ex mossad. You will play the 100% score slop goyim
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>>746018538
8.8
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>>746018538
>It gets a 3... out of 5
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>>746021608
Are you a EU mutant by any chance? or some other form of malformed mongoloid mutant like an "asian"? YUCK
Must suck living in a shithole no wonder you're seething at the main character country aka America.
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>>746021396
>chance that Rockstar gameplay will feel dated.
Clearly not just from taht leak gameplay and that is not even anywhere near a finished build.
the character control, gunplay and driving all look refined and more snappy than ever before. They have got rid of that sluggish slow clunky movement from 4,V and RDR1/2 Well it seems.
Fixed parkour to be snappy too. Everything looks super responsive from what I can tell.
Though on the flip side of that they have made stealing cars and doing crime more impactful and less automated.
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>>746021738
>malformed mongoloid mutant
I am a white first world man.
I am not a dickless mutt retard from the third world...
Hence why i dont know about your third world shit, that shows how fucked up your third world hellhole is.
I suppose its nice to know that this time in a GTA game the mad shit you are gonna see is no longer really a parody, more of a satire of actual retarded shut thirdies do.
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>>746021878
you sound like a thirdworld weirdo tranny
post hair line, bank account, and hand, I bet you don't even make at least 6 figures
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>>746018538
27
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>>746021996
>be mutt thirdy
>trivial shit like money is important
to the non white
Proving the point

OHHHH SAAAYYYY CAAANNNNN YOUUUU SEEEEEE
THAAAT I HAVEEEE NOOOO PEEEE PEEEE.
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>>746022162
>immediately makes up cope to avoid all 3 questions
so you're bald, broke, and brown.
wew LADDY
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>>746018538
100
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>>746018538
That's the twist, it won't because they will take down the internet by then
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>>746018538
A perfect 100 from critics
An 80 from players
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Will be the worlds first perfect 100
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>>746018538
94 at launch
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>>746021146
You’re either 12 or this thread is your first time hearing about America.
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>>746022267
>implying I would doxx myself
>implying i would every care what a dickless retarded third world ESL MUTT says
The whole world laughs at you and your "florida man"
Dirty thirdy
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Don't trust or use that shit myself
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>>746019152
Hahaha lmao good one
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Critic score 98/100 because it's a "too big to fail" game, and any critic that shit talks it will get blacklisted from the industry
User score will also be high 90s because most normies have no taste and will succumb to social pressure to give it a high score
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>>746021770
>snappy
>snappy
>snappy
Shill-kun..........
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>>746018538
Where do these metacritic scores come from? All journalists are out of business.
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>>746018538
99
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>>746018538
>Rockstar Games has previously set an incredibly high bar in terms of what we expect from their stories and characters, and unfortunately Grand Theft Auto VI simply isn't able to hit it. Jason may have been the highlight if he was in any other game, but in the company of men like Niko Bellic and Arthur Morgan he's far in the back row.
>Where the story falls short, the sandbox shines. With the addition of new features like greatly expanded social media and table tennis, alongside the return of old favorites like rampages and the Chinatown Wars inspired drug dealing, there's always something to do and certainly enough to enjoy until the online mode launches early next year.
>So If you're looking to knock over liquor stores, listen to the iconic GTA radio stations, and enjoy the best casual basketball game since NBA Street V3 then Grand Theft Auto VI provides. If you were hoping for a groundbreaking narrative, then maybe spend your money elsewhere.
>Our final score for Grand Theft Auto VI is an 8/10. For more gaming news and reviews, be sure to check out our website at IGN.com
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>>746018538
96
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>>746018538
100 metascore of sunk cost fallacy.
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>>746018538
Critic: 99
Fan: 100
best game of all time
complete sweep of GOTY

>a month later...
Critic:98
Fan: 82
"gta is everything wrong with open worlds"
"___ was robbed at the game awards"
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96
points deducted for white male protag x latinx
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>>746018538
84
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>>746018538
Do you genuinely believe jurnos will be allowed to give it anything lower than 98 ?
Motherfucker if this game fail the AAA industry will fuckin colaps
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Critic - 99
Audience - 80

It’s going to be neutered woke slop and a ghost of its predecessors. Critics will love it because they have no taste and are in the cult of wokeness. Most of the audience will superficially like it because they won’t have any choice but to like a game they’ve been waiting 13 years to spend $100 on. Many of the Zoomer idiot fags will have no genuine perspective since few ever played the originals. Normies will probably have their mind blown (automatic score of 100). Many chuds will review bomb it for assorted and totally reasonable reasons.
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>>746018538
100

It will surpass OOt.
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>>746018538
98%
No, that doesn't mean it's good
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92



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