You are about to be interviewed by Microsoft game studios' hiring team, pitch in your revolutionary ideas to convince them to hire (You).
>>746022124YOU'RE HIRED
Dark Messiah remade in UE5, and have all the textures and assets development outsourced to a chinese AI gen sweatshop while the code is handled by rotating contractors.
Let's make absolutely nothing and wait for a third-party dev to make something worth playing on the Xbox.
i'd just pitch EA's "FIFA" or "Madden" but make it look like i'm not copying their homework (Australian NRL maybe?)If they want to turn down MTX galore, seasonal battle passes, live service updates wrapped up as multiple paid DLCs per update (payday 2 model: split content across multiple paid DLCs), etc.It's a sure fire financial success!
>>746022014crime and punishment the video game.
>>746022014For what position? If it's programmer then I'd talk about my C++ experience I guess.
>>746022014I wouldn't pitch anything. I would just make them bounce on my bwc. Which is what no one ever did.
>>746022014fire Todd, shut down Bethesda, have InExile do Fallout Tactics 2also make Silent Storm 3 and Gears Tactics 2 happen
Pic rel is closer to the Microslop hiring team.
>>746022014The one on the far left is the expression girl's give me when they see my pp
>>746022014Gears of War but with a Fortnite aesthetic
A remake of Rapelay, but you can use AI to replace the main characters with women you know, so you can rape them constantly in the game.
(e=mc2 + AI) * xbox
>>746022014>hello, here's some of my ideas to saving gaming>*power point starts*>a game where the protagonist must rape as many women as possible >holocaust simulator 2027>a carmageddon where you race on pussy hat march and pride parade>race war: chud's call to arms>an action game where every enemy is a ugly black woman
>>746022014here is my pitch. we can increase the productivity by 800%, if we introduce a daily 5 minute collective needful routine, and annualy have the team building day of the needful.
>>746022546I thought that they were thinking "we won't make another console, so let's pretend that that's okay".
Multiplayer e-sports title with lots of minorities!
>>746022014uhhh... b-bideo gaem...
>>746022014Idol persona like uuuh game.H-hope you rike it, ladies.
>>746022236Thank you for your donation Saar!
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>>746023676>New logoa turd in curry sauce?
>>746022014>Why don't you all enter my office and we can talk about my ideas on the sofa
>>746022014Why are they regarding me with a mixture of scorn, indifference and lust? I'm calling HR. But I imagine HR would be a similar set of wenches as these ones are.
>>746023784>whybecause we don't cares about your ideas on sofas. we don't make sofas. gtfo, impotent retard.
>>746022014Viva Pinata but the pinatas are anthros and you can fuck them.
>>746022014I hate halo
>>746022014Since Xbox has no exclusives or a hardware advantage over Sony, then the only thing they can beat them at is physical discs. Simply sell them at a loss for a limited period, and watch people line up to buy your console. Then once things have normalized, offer incentives for preordering physical games and then promise every future console to have backwards compatibility.
