Tfw the evil goddess of evil that you follow asks you to do something evil
>>746029668You start by showing her your dick.
>>746029750What if it's small?
Something something brainwashing cults something something.
this was my last Tav, rate me
>>746029896Tranny
>>746029787Then she will laugh at you and call you an incel.
>>746029543Shadowheart is thick and doesn't think Shar is evil.
>>746029896cute RETARD/10
Killing dykes is not evil.
>>746029939rude..>>746030287ty
>>746030358>>746029896Is there any game in which you don't pretend you're a woman?
>>746030409only in games in which i can't choose to be a girl
>>746030636Would you choose to be a woman in real life?
>>746029543
She cucks you.
>>746031417halsin hasn't left the goblin camp alive in any of my runs, cuckfren
>>746031417Only if you want her to and then it's not really cucking if she has your consent.
>>746031417You're worried about Halsin, but wasn't she having orgies left and right for like 40 years?
>>746031802What she did before we met is her business.
>>746031896> accept a whore into your life> can't accept her way of livingok
>>746030846oh shit, i knew something was off about her since i did play the beta and the release. So thats what it was.
>>746029668I don't know whether it's more funny or hot that in her first romance scene she's a tease about kissing, but the instant she joins your party you can strip her nude and make her go into battle and crowd settings like that. Her intuitions must be a little off.
>>746030684yea of course, who wouldn't
>>746030846Do you post this ironically? Shadowheart doesn't look like that. You can look up her wiki page RIGHT NOW and see her model ripped from the release game, lol. Is this one of those things where guys make up lies and then get mad at them and hope nobody notices? Seems like it!
>>746031974Her "way of living" can be subject to change you know. Many people do questionable things because of necessity, peer pressure or other outside environmental factors.
>>746032385>can be subject to changeConsidering she's thinking about Halsin 24/7, I doubt that's her case.
>>746031417I hate this bitch because she fucked so many men in her past. I rescue Shadowheart at the start but never recruit her.
>>746031802>but wasn't she having orgies left and right for like 40 years?Exactly.
>>746029896Why give her the same face if you were gonna turn around and make her look completely alien and unrecognizable handsome squid girl? Match the hair and skin tone the report back so we can rate the similarities man.
>>746032721>I hate this bitch because she fucked so many men in her pastTry to contain your incel rage please.
>>746032885it's called role playing..
>>746029787Remake your character so that your dick is big, it's not rocket science.
>>746030684A full nontranny gender swap? Absolutely. I'd love to love life on easy mode as a hot white woman.
>>746031896In that case, what I want is none of her business.
>>746031786Then it's hotwifing and not cucking, and is infinitely sexier.
>>746033038>>746032196I'm sorry you were born male and trans surgery is not advanced enough yet.
>>746032856>>746031802>>746031974So just like real life women? What's the problem?
>>746033176Because this is a fantasy game and we should be allowed to have ideal women.
>>746033176My mother was no whore. I think it's just the women you've met or are attracted to. Says a lot about you.
>>746032856>here is your pure waifu everyoneStrawman much? Who claimed she was pure? Certainly not anyone who ever played the game, she worships an evil goddess ffs. The appeal of her romance is that you redeem her and make her a better and more balanced individual in the process.
>>746033228>ideal women.She's in the game.
>>746030684nta but yes
>>746033296I've beaten the game twice and gotten to act 3 three times and I've left her in the cage every time.
>>746033009shittiest fuckin answer ever, if you try to make her look like someone, go all the way or not at all
>>746033296I'm not into bestiality tyvm
>>746033264She can be a psychopath for all I care, but as long as she's a virgin I'll commit to her.
>>746033358im sorry please don't be mean to me
>>746029543I can fix her.
>>746033342Well... she is the ideal woman. Extremely loyal, does not share, never whored herself.
>>746033425but she's too ugly
>>746033425>never whored herselfprove it
>>746030358>black haired drowShit-tier. Why are all BG3 players awful? Well, apart from Reals Restored players.
>>746033504I cannot, but she's an extremely young individual of her race. I believe she's barely an adult and has spent most of her time fighting.
>>746033493Ugly is subjective, a good person who is not fat is acceptable.
>>746032931Not an incel. But I'd rather be an incel than fuck a whore like her
>>746033608she's a barbarian with no emotions and probably low iq
>>746033720>no emotionsThat is untrue. Her heart is broken when you deny her advances.
>>746033425You sound like a muslim talking about his favourite goat.
>>746033296If only she didn't have that Michael Jackson nose.
>>746033824At least I don't sound like a cuck.
>>746033296Let's not forget her.
>>746033887>white women are all whores, you should be like me and fuck animals instead!That sure sounds like something an ahmed would say.
An gta6 leak thread die for this
>>746033824>talking about his favourite goat.She's the G.O.A.T. alright.
>>746033126Np, not gonna troon out. I accept I'm an ugly dude and trooning would make things worse.
>>746033016There are no big cock options in BG3. You only have small and comically small
>>746034008Minthara had lesbian gangbangs in her past. And that's fucking hot.
>>746033228You've got Minty, Baezel, and mamabear K. And K hasn't had sex in 10 fucking years lol. Shit must be tight and hot.>>746033240>My moms not a whoreWho's gonna tell him?
Tencent astroturf thread
>>746029543Just starting a new run. Dark Urge, Monk, tactician mode, in preparation for an Honour mode run. Already got wrecked on the beach by the harpies...Lots of preparation to do it seems.
>>746033865There's mods for that.
>>746033865Forgot pic>>746034709
>>746034784human and elf faces are still much better no matter how many mods you show us
>>746029543>have to sacrifice someone every day to appease evil god>abortions count
>>746034008>admits to assassinating her first loveAnon, don't you think she'll kill the main character as well?
>>746035046Maybe she does. So?
>>746034784That looks awful. Now her eyes are too far up.
>>746034289Anon, you wish you were a woman and you use fantasy and fiction to pretend you're a woman.You already are a troon.Being a closeted troon doesn't stop you from being a troon.
>>746034784okay, shes actually cute here
>>746031802Lae'zel was fucking every male Gith she could, Shadowheart was having cult orgies. Pretty sure Karlach was fucking her bodyguard cohorts as well, not sure if she makes it clear like Lae'zel or Shart, but it explains where she developed a predilection for fisting. Pretty sure Minthara is more sexually pure than those three.
>>746035331Didnt say I wasnt a troon. I said Im not gonna troon out which would be coming out like a retard LMAO. Learn how to read.
>>746034870>>746035194Shes still a literal fucking alien you tards. Of course shes still gonna look a little weird. Thats like complaining that a dragonborn is too scaly.>>746035352Super cute alien wife :)
>>746035631>Pretty sure Minthara is more sexually pure than those three.Drow society is all about females having lesbian sex while men get little to nothing. You can't say Minthara is pure.
>>746035776> pureScissoring never defiled any woman.
>>746033648that whore that has fucked many before? wont even give you a chance
>>746035913This is the most idiotic thing I've read this week. Congratulations.
>>746035913it does. You should also know Drows use sexual devices and magic
>want to play as a Cleric>feel like a side character in my own game because all the cool Cleric related shit happens to Shadowheart instead>same thing for Wizard Tav and Gale, Warlock tav and Wyll, etc
>>746036024>wont even give you a chanceAnd?
>>746036519In RPGs like this you always play the class that none of the NPCs get.
Why did they make Shar so hot?
>>746036583was just making sure you are aware of that since it seems like you thought you could
frog wife
>>746034784Mod name? asking for a friend, I would NEVER romance a frog myself
>>746037026nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/21477
>>746036708>Cuck trying to make fun of othersAnon...
whats the canon race and class of the dark urge origin
>>746037730there is no such thing as canon in bg3
>>746037658>sex enjoyers are now cucksI mean this just seems like cope from someone that wishes they could but have never been given the chance...
>>746037373bless u anon
You can't just enter a BG3 thread, say >frogwifeand leave
>>746034698I've never played the game. I liked the old games. I kind of want to finish bg3, but getting into new games these days seems like such a drag. What would be the path of least resistance to get myself pulled into the world? Just wing it with whatever build and see how it goes? I pirated it some time ago, so it's patched with a patch version 1 month after the release.
>>746037849>cuck actually thinks easy whores are desireableYou do realize you can enjoy sex without being a cuck, right? Or is this cope from someone that wishes they had a chance with non-whores, but can only settle with easy goods...
>>746030636have you trooned yet?>>746033038even though you're a brown male, your life aint ' harder than that of an ugly white woman
>>746029543I'm playing this game with the AMP and DND 5.5 beyond or whatever mods and I'm having a blast. I like how both mods are made by autistic fucks decidedly obsessed over trying to balance 5e slop every single second. it's cute.do you mod your BG3 anons?
>>746037730White Dragonborn, Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer
>>746035772>a literal fucking alienUnless they've changed something, I'm pretty sure the lore is still that the gith are genetically modified humans from another planet. The illithids like mutating their slave races for some reason.
>>746038315Yes, but only to reduce the amount of fabric all the girls wear.
>>746038237Sorry pal you've already outed yourself. Lube up the onahole and enjoy yourself instead of posting poor bait.
>>746029896Very cute and doesn't look like handsome squidward
>>746031896>has ruined pair bonding ability>nice guy anon thinks he'll be the exceptionsex works in similar way to porn. Once you do a lot of it, normal people/stuff is not that exciting anymore. and it's a known mechanism
>>746038191Yeah, any kind of character will work. Just go with something that appeals to you. You can always change later, as many times as you want.
>>746037373Man her profile is way prettier now.
Nothing beats romancing Minthara as a Dark Urge and then choosing to fulfill your purpose.>what do you mean the devoted spawn of the psychotic god of "kill literally everything" isn't interested in ruling together and stabbed me?
>>746029543is this neat?
>started BG3 >got sick of savescumming >stopped BG3Maybe I’ll play the “honor” mode next time. And I want to romance Shadowheart properly. She’s so fucking hot. Holy shit. ILL PLAY a BARD
>>746032196wait the cutesy pajamas are pretty funny considering they are both cold blooded killers
>>746038438>>746038438Sorry cuck, but your own insecurities are showing. Get yourself an old used up whore (or another male because you want one). Someone needs to take care of them.
>>746038603From ugly to ugly, good job modders
>>746039063
What did we think of the trials she faced?
>>746032931>>746036024>>746037849>>746038438At least cucks like you are always easy to spot.
>>746034784I prefer this new one.
>>746038969>ILL PLAY a BARD>dual crossbow College of Swords bard
>>746039271desu no class in the D&D system interests me. Sorcerer is the only alright one.
>>746039063Thats why losers are actually good for society. Someone needs to take care of all the used up sluts, especially as they get older.
>>746032721What she did before she met you is her business. Be a better man.
>>746033425>never whored herself.You cannot even start her romance unless you fuck her first.
>>746039825that's how all my relationships started
>>746037373thanks
>>746033296good post
>>746039951How's that working out for you?
>>746029543She's canonically a healer, she never had a stomach for evil.
>>746040056not great, they all ended sooner or later
https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1231/3d2d3a998d8ad15506f354b7c6922c43.jpeg?18494476
>>746029543I'm pretty sure Asmodeus is more of an evil god of evil than Shar.
>>746040261What does that have to do with anything
>>746029668be White
>>746034709>>746034784Any other interesting mods you wanna share?
>>746040325The OP said Shar is the "evil goddess of evil". I'm saying I wouldn't really call her the goddess of evil.
So can I rest at camp or are the tadpoles gonna kill me?
>>746039168Thanking others for helping make porn sounds so weird.
>>746033425>never whored herself>he doesn't know
>>746040657there is no hidden timer that kills you for wasting time afaik,in fact, not doing enough long rests causes issues as some story events happen when you restyou may miss content if you're not resting before certain points
>>746040657You only get 3 full rests before you die in Act 1, use them strategically.
>>746040380Not really. Haven't played bg3 in about a year or so. I just started divinity os 2 though and am liking it so far.
>>746029787Use Enlarge on your bepis and keep a stock of scrolls, retard.
Any anons recommend any of the extra encounters mods? There's not enough fighting in this game for my taste, especially early on.
>>746041098do yuorself a favor and install the mod that allows upgrading your armor with gold. It really sucks when you get an item that gives your skill levels and then you have to replace it with dogshit just because it has way more armor due to the stat scaling.
>>746040657Rest whenver. You should actually install a camp event notification mod because they thoroughly failed at spreading the events arond story milestones so there are tons of small ones you can completely miss at the start of the game because they trigger so early and only one can happen per long rest.
>>746041951thanks!
>>746033393>I don't care how bad a woman is as long as she's a virgin. She can even be a psychopathYou think thats a healthy relationship, anon?
You only hate Karlach because she's black
>>746041848Ok will look into that. Im also hoping theres a walk speed mod like in bg3 because the run speed is morrowind tier.
>>746039825I never did like how a couple of the romances could only progress if you fucked the character. Seems kinda fucked.Well maybe expect the gay vampire, that one makes sense.
>>746029896You're a tranny.
>>746043035She's literally red you idiot.
>>746043035Anon, I hate to say this but you're colorblind. Call a doctor.
>>746031417>>746031802shadowheart is way too hot for this to matter to me
>>746043035She's not black you retard. She's red.
>toggle to only display camp clothing>mod in "Elegant Robes" from the start>remove footwearfor every female
>>746044960mmm puffy
>>746029543>>746031802>>746032856>>746033176>>746033296>>746031417IF, and hypothetically here, as in I'm not gonna do it, but potentially, in the realm of possibility, IF I am using the polyamory/romance mod to sample all of their pussies, just to try each of them out, you know, just the tip, would it be possible to stop ShadowFart from cucking you? Like, do I just have to kill Halsin? Her having orgies in the past is gay, but from the point the game starts, is there any dialogue option or line of inquiry to avoid her ever mentioning ANOTHER MAN YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PRESENCE OF while still completing everyone's sidequests and NPC endings? Like, how necessary is Halsin to the story? I'm about to meet him, is he a good character? I've heard you can avoid hearing her mention wanting to fuck him by not bringing him to the brothel? Or not walking around with the two of them together, which does sound cucked... or is killing him literally the safest bet? Killing an NPC follower is the only option for non-wanting-to-be-cuckold players in this game? Answer honestly.
I pirated when this was in EA, but I'm pretty sure I won't play this. It's probably like DOS2, where the further ahead you go in the game, the more it crumbles to dust.
Never played a Warlock before. What am I in for? Went with Hexblade.
>>746029668be black
>>746045327Every woman you've ever met has fantasized about other men.Your own mother has had fantasies of prime DiCaprio, Pitt, and Clooney running a train on her.
>>746038603why? just why? it's like fixing dwarves by making them six feet tall
>>746045327>Like, how necessary is Halsin to the story?He's totally irrelevant to the plot, but he is necessary to cure a major curse in act 2, but lifting the curse is also irrelevant and doesn't affect anything.>I'm about to meet him, is he a good character?He's fine until the act 2 where they decided to have him join your party, where he becomes a creepy faggot sex pest.>I've heard you can avoid hearing her mention wanting to fuck him by not bringing him to the brothel? Or not walking around with the two of them together, which does sound cucked... or is killing him literally the safest bet?you're best bet is to never have them in the party together. again you can kill him, but if you want to lift the curse, do his quest then have him in your party and repeatedly punch him until his approval drops enough so he just permanently leaves on his own. and of course if you talk to the drow prostitutes in act 3 don't ask about taking them up on their offer.
>>746045727>had fantasies of prime DiCaprio, Pitt, and Clooney running a trainwhy do men like you always need to project?
>>746045727>Every woman you've ever met has fantasized about other men.Not if you're chad.
>>746045893I read woman-written smut to better my ability to write smut for women. I know how women think, what they fantasize about. I'm in their heads, man.
every man sometimes fantasizes about his bussy getting ruined by another man
>>746040657The only time thing that happens for resting that I can think of is when you reach the forge area in act 1 where the gnomes and the drow guy are trapped in a cave in. If you rest some of them die. So make sure you rest in the underdark before going there.
>>746046046We do have open toilets stalls after all to look at each other dicks. That 100% was made by a gay man.
>>746045819What if I want to have a threesome with her and the drow girl? Can I just bring her? I want to take her up on the offer, because apparently the polyamory mod fixes it to where it doesn't count as cheating for Shart.>>746045893>>746045727Seriously bro, what is wrong with you. Not even related to what I was asking, are you a woman?
>>746045995Then you haven't read much. Women want a man who dominates and destroys others
>>746045995I WRITE woman smutt and I don't even bring up other anon's moms to project my own fantasies when trying to make a point, just lowly. Shame on you, my mother's a saint. You're worse than a cuckold, you're a troon.
>>746046132Maybe, or just a jew who couldn't spare the ceramic
>>746046068>meta knowledge is required to play the gameAm i supposed to stay awake as a caster? Bad design.
>>746046145>What if I want to have a threesome with her and the drow girl? Can I just bring her?yes, you can just bring just shart and have the foursome with the twins without halsin. You'll have to have shart's act 3 sex scene first, as she wants you for herself first.>I want to take her up on the offer, because apparently the polyamory mod fixes it to where it doesn't count as cheating for Shart.I don't know what the poly mod does but it's never considered cheating without mods, unless you mean the mizora sex scene, which she gets slightly angry at you, but she won't break up.
>>746046132I've never ever in my life used a urinal.
>>746040136>the most skilled>level 1
>>746033264>she's SUPPOSED to be a whore chud I'm here to SAVE her!!!BG3fags, everyone.
>>746046423Thanks anon, didn't even know there was a sex scene with a character called Mizora. so just keep Halsin at arms length, cheers7
>>746046473Level 1 is stronger than most people.
>>746046473While there's no excuse for the likes of Halsin and Jaheira to not be much higher leveled than they are, it's explicitly said that for the Origin characters the tadpole weakened them drastically. Gale, Wyll and Karlach all comment on it.
>>746045572All classes are functionally the same, it doens't matter.
>>746046653>What if I want to have a threesome with her and the drow girl? Can I just bring her?actually i misread this. I don't think you can just bang shart and the drow girl. it has to be both the drow twins and shart. maybe the poly mod makes it so you can bang the drow girl alone without shart? not sure
>>746029543its been fucking YEARS and niggas are still crying that the 60 year old half-elf demon worshiper isn't a pure virgin waifu lmao
Honestly all the companions just kind of suck balls, i know you can technically just kill them all or not recruit them, but is it actually viable to go solo?
>>746046653>didn't even know there was a sex scene with a character called MizoraI wouldn't exactly call it a sex scene, but you can have a fling with her. She's a devil, so basically everyone gives you shit for it, and it can break some romances, most notably Lae'zel.Ironically it doesn't necessarily break Karlach's romance (you need to pass a skill check to maintain it) despite the two of them hating each other.
>>746029668be glorious Bharati
>>746047025you can recruit hirelings to replace the companions
>>746047025>party prg>soloit's like playing gta and never drive a car
>>746046669I'm at least level 3 irl
>>746046375They tell you that if you don't save them quickly they'll die from the poison.
>>746047025You can, technically, in the sense that you can finish the main story and a couple of sidequests, but you'll play maybe 20-30% of the game.
>>746047285>ran out of spells>SAVE ME PC-SAMA>BUT DON'T YOU DARE TO USE A GAME MECHANIC YOUR CLASS DEPENDS ON
>>746040136But what about Glup Shitto?
>>746046375Don't be a weak baby caster then silly.
>>746047539>melee classi'd better darkey souls then
>>746029543Thoughts on this tier list?Agree/Disagree??
>>746047438You have cantrips.
>>746043035I hate Karlach because she's the archetypical quirk chungus safehorny character tailormade for gen Z redditors.
>>746029668be halsin
>>746046375If you're not playing Tactician/Honour then no fight is undoable even if you're a caster who's out of spells. Bring in party members who're still rested or don't depend as much on resources, use scrolls which you should have a fuckton of by the time you reach the Grymforge, drag in a couple of barrels, etc.And if you are doing an Honour run you presumably already know the game because you gotta be thick to start with a high difficulty, permadeath mode for your first try at a CRPG.
>>746029543>>746029939>>746030358Tranny game.
>>746047706Let's take away weapons from a fighter. You have fists. FIst then.
>>746029668Put on your cage and sit down in the cuckchair, Halsin is on his way.
>>746036519>Play monk>Cheese basically anyone who isn't sniping you from across the map>Get jumped by the Gith'zarai>Finally know what your own bullshit feels like
>>746046473All the companions are like that. It's kind of retarded.2 of them have been fighting a war in hell for over a decade. 1 of them is a magical genius who was so talented he fucked the god of magic. 1 is a vampire. 1 is a soldier of a race who has taken over countless realms and universes.
>>746029543>My goddess of darkness and trickery...lied to me? Who could have seen this coming?
>>746046993Cucked, but fine, I prefer the two you have to pay over hearing how much the romance option I'm pursuing is enjoying another companion more than me. I only watched a brief clip of it, and that rubbed me the wrong way. It felt like cuckold fetishism, and I'm not just bashing cucks. Why write that? I read some posts on the BG forum about an anon literally reliving being cheated on and compared to another man by his ex-wife, so much so that it took him out for weeks and brought him depression. Damn. One, that's weak, but two, the fact that they keep including stuff like that must only be there to appeal to cuckold fetishists (a low blow on society's name). Like, if you're dumb enough to get that scene, which I'll be fair and say I accidentally invited Zevran to Isabela's pub in DA:O and ended up having to redo a save because that shit's gay.
>>746047819retard-sama. instead of making "comparisons" about completely unrelated things you can just play the game.It's a complete non-issue. You can also just let the purple fuckers die along with the evil guy who is with them.it's a singular quest lol.
>>746047972>1 is a soldier of a race who has taken over countless realms and universes.In fairness, the Githyanki are space Mongols. They're very successful but also retards who can't see past their own cult of personality.
>>746047972>All the companions are like that. It's kind of retarded. They try to handwave it away with some dialogue in Act 1. If you have Gale and Wyll in your party, they'll say something like>Wyll: I used to be able to tussle with a giant without breaking a sweat, now a mere bear could kill me>Gale: Perhaps the tadpoles affecting our minds have weakened us physically as wellIt's pretty weak, all things considered. You can practically hear the writers shouting "SHUT UP STOP ASKING QUESTIONS JUST PLAY THE GAME"
>>746047652>shar temple at top presumably because it is incredibly varied with puzzles, combat, and cool interactions>moonrise towers in the same tier despite it being nothing but two combat encounters>lastlight being a tier lower despite also having a very large encounternot very good
>>746047802Why do only cuckolds, faggots and troons make video games? What happened to real men? I'm not expecting any to be on /v/, I'm just wondering what the deal is
>>746048278You're on the board that literally told men to dress as women because that was their fetish, you reap what you goddamn sow
>>746048063It makes sense when you realize the writer for both shart and halsin is a poly faggot himself>>746047802ironically enough this writer, who is a poly furry faggot, wrote lae'zel and wyll, who are both monogamous and refuse the drow twins. some people can put aside their personal fetishes when writing characters, and some can't.
>>746048189Moonrise Tower is much more flexible than Lastlight Inn, there's various entrances and exits, you can approach it from at least 3 to 4 angles.It also has more than 2 encounters, you have the one at the roofttop, the one when you conquer it at the entrance which is honestly one of my favorites, and the one down in the prison and the one with the hidden secret wall you slip into, verticality wise its superior to Lastlight, those small wood platforms are crucial. LastLight is pretty great hub, i like it more than Emerald Grove.
>>746048394?You do reap what you sow, but did you have a stroke there?
>>746048478Yeah, I mean, okay I understand fags really like to write gay shit and romance and just character stuff, fine. But why wasn't there a straight man on the team, and I mean ACTUALLY STRAIGHT, as in a straight shooter, no-nonsense, "nah this shit won't sell, cut that out" type guy making sure things don't get out of hand. That's what these RPGs need.
>>746048524Moonrise is fun, but it's a little absurd that you can attack Z'Rell, ransack all the rooms, free the prisoners in the basement and fight your way out, even go up to the roof and kill the undead (if you stay by the stairs you won't aggro Ketheric)....all without anyone on the first floor apparently noticing or caring.
>>746047972>1 is a soldier of a race who has taken over countless realms and universes.Lae'zel is the only one who WASN'T severely drained.She's a youngster who never left her fucking house until now.
>>746048695The game sold over 20 million copies, I think whatever they were doing worked for them. Was Halsin trying to groom you into his polycule creepy? Yes, obviously. Thankfully the game gives you the option to just kill him, or you can lower his approval until he leaves (cast "Friends" on him and every time you break the cantrip it drops his score, I just spammed it for like 5 minutes straight after Act 2 and he fucked off lol)
>>746029543>>746031417>>746032196I'm going to tell them all I love them and make them fall in love with me and get to the point where I fuck them each once (enough to get them pregnant due to my virility) and then ditch em, leave em for the next cuck to deal with their broken heart, pregnancy aching, woman moment BS.Simple as.
>>746029543Shadowheart is goonfuel
>>746048858I don't think Githyanki reproduce that way. Also I bet anything that Viconia made Shadowheart infertile somehow, seems like the kind of thing she'd do for a laugh. And on top of that Shadowheart is in her 40s
>>746048826I understand it sold well, people have been starved for real RPGs since Dragon Age: Origins, Divinity, and likely the OG Baldur's Gate games.whoa whoa wait, slow down. Halsin tries to groom your character? Is that for real? What? I need to have magic just to get rid of him? Where do I find the "Friends" spell? Although I think there might be an option in Polyamory fixes to deal with that, that's still a surprise to me. Man. We need to slap a few people around.
>>746048707I remember i had to pass checks with Minthara when i tried to escape, it was a fun escort mission. But generally i like the level design there.What are your favorite areas?
>>746048031To be fair, she was groomed and mindraped into an obedient slave because she was potentially Selune's Chosen and Shar is a cunt who hates her twin.
>>746048976>Shadowheart is in her 40sHalf-elf, so she'll live to be 300. Proportionally, she's a teen.
>>746048976>Shadowheart is in her 40sShadowheart is a HElf. She's only a fifth of the way through her life.
>>746048707That's a lot of BG3 main problem to be fair.
>>746049116180 not 300
>>746049009>Halsin tries to groom your character? Is that for real?Not in like the discord mod sense, but he's insanely pushy about trying to fuck you, more than any of the others, and being polyamorous is like his entire personality. >Where do I find the "Friends" spell?It's a basic cantrip you get from a bunch of magic-using classes (Warlock, Sorcerer, and Wizard) and I think some races get access to it as well. It gives you an advantage on charisma checks, but if you're playing on tactician/honor the NPC will fight you once the spell breaks. If you use it on an ally, their approval will drop. And since it's a cantrip, you can just keep casting it over and over again
>>746032856Wtf is this true? Just got to act 2 and Shadowheart was already D tier waifu
>>746047652Moonrise should be with the Mindflyer Colony. Both are 1 area in S tier, not separate.Same goes for Lethander Temple, it doesn't make sense to put it B and S, its one big area with 2 floors, and and its at S.Also no Zhentarim hideout? I assume Mycanid Colony is the Underdark? Tier list needs some polish, some names are unclear or redundant.
Who even says out loud "Yeah, I believe in polyamory, and I'm in a (((polycoule))) with my partner" and expect to be taken seriously off twitter? How do these people live with themselves without needing a talk therapy session with their "loved ones" every few steps on the street? What happened to people man?
>>746049216>he's insanely pushy about trying to fuck you and being polyamorous is like his entire personalityhe's a druidhippies are just like that
>>746049216That's insane. The only kind of poly-ANYTHING i can understand is Polygamist men like old Arab chads who can shut a woman up with a "Yeah I do want more kids with other women go make coffee bitch"Unfortunately Arab/African Tribesman/Mormons don't make video games, so I guess I'll see you guys in the real world.
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>>746049209I was being hyperbolic. My point is she's still quite young for her race.The whole party is unrealistically young once you get past all the fantasy bullshit. Karlach's like 25 or something despite spending 10 years in Hell, Lae'zel's 21 or 22 despite passing herself off as a grizzled war veteran, Wyll's a famous hero and I don't even think he's 30 either. The only one who looks and acts his age is Gale.
>>746049030The Mountain Pass is my favorite area to just walk around and relax in. In terms of gameplay, I think the Sharran Cloister might actually be the most fun. I love party comps with a lot of AOE/terrain control abilities, so anything where you can funnel enemies into a choke point is always a blast.
>>746035046>>746034008She can fucking try my dude was a brick and poison immune. Really wish they hadn't locked her behind such a convoluted mess of bullshit "evil but not really" choices. She genuinely seems like the best girl. The whole thing with working with the tadpole cult was a clusterfuck.
>>746049513The encounter is excellent, its the level that feels lacking.
>>746049276>expect to be taken seriously off twitterTwitter from 5 years ago, maybe. Nowadays you'd have to take that bullshit to Threads or Bluesky.Even normie central Instagram would laugh you off the website for that.
>>746049489>Karlach's like 25 or something despite spending 10 years in HellThat makes perfect sense, we know from her backstory that she was extremely naive and looked up to Gortash. Considering that anyone with two braincells could figure out that Gortash is a lunatic, she had to have been super young.>Lae'zel's 21 or 22 despite passing herself off as a grizzled war veteranKind of the whole point of her story, isn't it? This is basically the first time she's ever left the house.>Wyll's a famous hero and I don't even think he's 30 eitherYeah I'll grant you this one, seems a bit off
>>746045727>Every woman you've ever met has fantasized about other menEventh quiet girl who sits in the back of class?
>>746034008Drows don't have black eyebrows. Another shit-tier take by Larian.
>>746034784You are part of the problem with DnD. Every race has to be beautified and humanized. That's why they changed drow from obsidian-skinned and orcs from evil and tieflings from monstrous. Everything has to be pretty and quirky human variants.
>>746049276>implying polygamy is JewishMonogamy is a Judeo-Christian concept to enforce the church/temple's power.Throughout history, all those capable of it took many wives and concubines.
>>746049515>Really wish they hadn't locked her behind such a convoluted mess of bullshit "evil but not really" choices.You can just knock her unconscious and she's recruitable in Act 2. No evil choices required, just remember to toggle "non-lethal" in the goblin camp before bonking her with a melee weapon.
>>746048825It's one of several reasons why she's the best companion.
>>746045771Based. Fuck manlets. Goliaths are the giga chad dwarves anyway.
>>746050293Oh shut the fuck up you cringey pretentious double nigger. Nobody cares about your boomer tableslop game except the trannies and lgbters who took it over.
What happened to the mod that turned her into a tradwife? Can't find it on nexus anymore. Author got banned for being a conservative chud?
>>746050030Especially her. She's the one fantasizing about getting her back blown out by minotaurs and shit.
>>746048707It's the same issue that the goblin camp has.>Systematically slaughter everyone except for Minthara and the red hobgoblin>Tell Minthara where the Druids are so that she can begin the raid>She wades through dozens of goblin corpses without caring>The warband consists of her and one goblin>She leaves the ruins
>>746051062Really_shadowheart? it's on mod.io i think
>>746050293>tieflings from monstrousWhy are you pretending to be a DnD fan?This is a tiefling from the original Monstrous Compendium Appendix for Planescape from 1994 and a tiefling from Baldur's Gate 2 in 2000.
Charisma is so busted in this game it almost feels like cheating.Next time im playing an autistic wizard with zero social skills
>>746051264there are how many games with tieflings now? a lot.how many of them have scenes where they actually use their tails?none.
>>746050303I didn't imply polygamy is jewish, I implied 'polycoule' is FAGGOTRY and if you still think on /v/ of all places three brackets means JEWISH then you're a FAGGOT, FUCK OFF SUMMER, REEE REE REEE
>>746051062>Author got banned for being a conservative chud? Actually he got banned for incorporating someone else's mod into his own without permission. The chud allegations were just the cherry on top ensuring they're not going to let him reupload it on nexus.
>>746051897Usual Nexus faggotry.That mod is great. Romancing her with it as a Cleric of Selune honestly felt like something from a romance novel.
>>746051062Does it cut out mention of her previous whoring or what?
>>746051656What does that have to do with them not being monstrous and always being pretty and quirky human variants? They're far more monstrous now than they were originally.Here's some classic drow art for fun.
>>746052479they never use their tails and I hate it so much. I still find it weird that dark elves started off as evil elves then for some reason became golden brown tanned gigachads and stacies and then overcooked into vantablack and then they became blue for some reason.and now they're very purple.like, was Corellon on acid when he cursed them or what.
>>746052143Honestly, Nexus isn't as bad as people here say it is. Like with Cyberpunk, there are multiple mods that make Panam white or Judy straight and they're allowed to stay up. The trick is to just post the mod without being an inflammatory retard.
>>746052458Yes and a lot more (doesn't tolerate whoring from Tav),
>>746029543Yes.
>>746052458It basically makes her Sharran path and Selunite path almost separate characters.Sharran Shart is a vanilla-esque "looser" version who wants to have a foursome with the Drow twins while Selunite Shart is monogamous, makes no mentions of wanting anyone else and can be married.It also changes her approval dialogue, approval changes and at what points they occur so that the player can see her entire character arc and the romance feels earned.The mod also removes all of her lines relating to Halsin because the guy who made it is based and hates that old creep.
>>746047720She's also the sweetest of the girls. I don't care that Redditors treat Karlach like a fucking mommy to coddle them, Karlach's cheerfulness and strength makes me happy - she's the type to wrassle for dominance in bed, and I love that about her.
>>746041951PLEASE GIVE ME A LIST OF ESSENTIAL MODS (like that one)PLEASE
Lae'zel is the only serviceable romance in this game that gives you this interesting kink of breaking a tsundere sociopath who grows to love being the bottom. Too bad the best waifu is stuck behind an ugly githyanki but mods can fix it (thank god all cutscenes use in game engine)
>>746053246>>746053072Nice, that's getting added in my month old replaythrough that's only gotten up to Goblin Camp.
>>746029543>good and evil are equal chud>souls can be destroyed chud >you can become a god chudGnosticism rots your brain and turns you into a sodomite commie, no wonder DnD and Magic are filled with trans and furies
>>746029543Seriously, how do I meet a girl like this?
>>746056239Insert your fingers in the butthole
>>746056239Age 30+ searches on Tinder
>>746055531I'd start another playthrough if you're going to install Really Shadowheart. It changes a lot of her early dialogue and even restores EA content, if you also get the patch to do it.
>>746038725I've never seen it before
I'm playing Dark Urge for the first time, also Honour Mode for the first time. I actually tried to save Isoblel but Marcus successfully knocked her out which to my shock killed everyone but Jaheria in the Last Light Inn and then we had to kill their undead bodies. Really sucks to lose both Dammon and Barcus Wroot but I guess on the other hand maybe already having lost so many people I can feel less bad making some more evil or selfish decisions later.Then the butler came and told me to kill Lae'zel who I'd been banging but I managed to make saving throws to tell her what was happening.
>>746048031Is this a real bonus you can get?
>>746029668>>746054480>immediate Lae'zel fag shitposting
>>746040893I wish this was true, I wish the resource management was a lot harder, I get that casuals would complain, but it could be part of the honor mode
>>746056029>good and evil are equal chudThis is ostensibly the opposite of BG3's take, the good ending is stopping the dead 3 plans and the netherbrain, Withers literally spells it out for dumbfucks like you, evil is stupid and unrewarding in the end.
>>746046375>>746047438>take a quick nap>shitter drow dies for free>get free reward, midget niggers fuck off>no fight I'm pretty sure meta knowledge is punishing you there. but you get to hear Brithvar's peak dialogue though so it breaks even.
>>746046473>"level 1">in a single week reach level 12 and dunk on an elder brain on steroidsg a m e p l a y a n d s t o r y s e g r e g a t i o n
Why did they name her Shadowheart when they could not have not known that everybody would shorten it to "Shart"?
>>746060951>why did Microsoft think people would call the Xbone “The One”
>>746029543Every single character in the game is horrendously butt-ugly. If it was impossible for the player to have sex with these monstrosities then absolutely no one would be simping over them.
>>746048825Yeah but she is trained from pretty much birth. It's like saying that bronze medal olympian isn't that talented because she's only 17.
>>746061129>yet Shadowheart is still seethed about for years because she's too conventionally attractive
>>746048278Because the big companies only hire fags and trannys. They also use 1 dollar an hour indians. If you're white or asian your application goes into the trash. That leaves indie games but indies don't have millions for marketing.
Should i play the fiend warlock or the four elements monk for my first playthrough?
>>746042879It is, statistically speaking. Also, normal whores are psychopaths by default so anon is just referring to a normal woman but virgin
>>746029543>sharty posting chudjaks again
>>746061898I went with a four elements monk on my first playthrough. it was fun. Wyll is already the designated fiend warlock bitch so if you warlock there might be some overlap if you decide to keep him.
>>746029668Be a bear
>>746061898warlock is kind one dimensional, four elements monk is a gimped mage, so just take mage
>>746056029>good and evil are equal chudThe game doesn't say this at all. The evil gods (Shar, Bhaal, Myrkul, and Bane) are evil and unambiguously bad, the good gods (Lathander, Selune) give you buffs and gear with no drawbacks. There's a literal devil character who is constantly trying to tempt you and it's made very, very clear that accepting his deal is a bad idea. Even the supposedly neutral character going "just take the power bro, forget morality, it's cool" turns out to be evil and the second you call him on it he threatens to mind rape you into a slave.BG3 has an almost black and white morality system, it's really obvious what's good and what's not and the only real benefit to playing evil is just for kicks. Even in terms of gear, the evil path tends to fuck you, for example the best robe in the game is unavailable to Dark Urge players. You would know this if you had actually played the game.
>>746029543Just my opinion
>>746058903In my honor run I made sure to fully prepare before Marcus encounter, but i didn't know that Butler will demand you kill a companion in case Isobel is taken, thats neat.I love Honor mode, the legendary actions add a lot to the boss fights, I like how high the stakes become since you can't savescum, it made me calculate my moves, honestly one of the best playthrough i've ever done in any crpg. Are you planning to 100% it or just complete the game for the gold dice?
>>746030846The top 80% of the new version are better.
>>746040715>thanking others for helping you make something sounds so weird That's dumb.
>>746039168is it good?
Is there any mods to make the game longer or should I pick up something different? I want something that consumes me
>>746029896bad choice of makeup, red lipstick is just awful contrast. Should have gone with something like black or a shade of purplethe hair isn't white, and I would not have personally gone with that hairstyle. The tiara thing is just unnecessary.I don't know if you can change the blush color; it works ok, but it really ought to be more of a purple/grey tint similar to the skin, not cherry red.Improve the contrast and color mix; white hair like drow are supposed to have, including eyebrows, different hairstyle; if you have ornamentation make sure it's some kind of spider aesthetic. Your character feels more like a clown cosplaying a drow.
>>746068164wow thank you sis constructive criticism i love it
>>746029787Do it anyway.
>>746030846There was a datamined head for Shadowheart that had a smaller chin.It wasn't as drastic as these images that keep getting spammed make out, and you can just mod it back in if you like it so much.
>>746031802>orgiesnever happened, cuck
>>746030409Is there any timeline in which (You) aren't garggling cocks as fast as humanly possible?
>>746040657I skipped out on a lot of camp events because I believed this at first too
>>746066970just your average coomer slop but extended, nothing special
>>746029543Betas love worshipping sociopathic domineering women, is what it is.
>>746029543when you tell her youre a sensitive young man
>>746036024Reminds me of the ending to triers nymphomaniac. Those sad betas.. they just can't win.
>>746029543Trust me, the goddess of evil. Torture yourself in my name. Devote your life to me and I'll leave you stranded in the void forever. Forgotten. >DnD is a fundamentally stupid setting and BG3 suffers greatly for it.
>>746073072Then you remember people in real life kill themsevels for ISIS, communism, nazism and other retarded self-defeating ideologies, imagine if you actually got super-powers for praying, there would be even more extremists, the God's in dnd give power directly to their followers.
>>746073218>nazismNothing wrong with that
>>746073258found one
>>746073218Isn't that what the followers of Bhaal are doing in setting?
>>746032196i wouldnti'd rather be a tall and handsome man
>>746073305yeah, imagine a cult murderous psychopaths that get magical power from killing, dnd Gods represent different facets of humanity fighting each other for dominance
organic threadorganic replieschina owns 1/3 of the company btw. probably more now.
if I isekaied in dnd I'd worship shar 100% don't even care about muh afterlife just blow my fucking memory smoove off and I'd surrender my body and soul for whatever she needs
>>746065006in my last honor mode encounter i prepped everything but forgot to cast sanctuary on isobel and all the ghouls i couldnt take out ran up and 1 cycled her, next time i do this im just going to carry her ass somewhere else she cant get killed from instantly
>>746073218In this example they are promised to suffer eternally and in life they are rewarded with lobotomies. In real life people are promised salvation and eternal life. The DnD version has no redeeming qualities and trying to convince the player that a rational being chose this is a absurd. A real person has to have incentives to choose to do something. Even the powers you reference are readily available to anyone by choosing completely benevolent gods. And this is just one god out of what 8? Pantheons + aliens. How can all these gods not constantly interfere with eachotherit is just too vast to be a coherent setting. It is fundamentally stupid and BG3 suffers greatly for it. Shadowheart can't even justify her devotion while she is brainwashed, because it has no redeeming qualities.
>>746048278because they work at the jobs that pay much more than you can get in the gamedev industry
what's Shadowheart's bush status do you think
>>746074015>Even the powers you reference are readily available to anyone by choosing completely benevolent gods.but you have to follow strict rules of behaviour, evil gods let you do whatever you want, Evil gods also trick their followers, they think that they'll be rewarded.>And this is just one god out of what 8? Pantheons + aliens. How can all these gods not constantly interfere with eachotherThey do, all gods are locked in a Cold War with each other, we are their proxies
>>746073671at least she's also hot
>>746074015>How can all these gods not constantly interfere with eachotherthere is a balance in the forgotten realms that keeps the gods in check, if they directly fuck around too much Ao will just step in and slap them on the wrist, but he doesnt give a shit about what mortals do with their blessings which is retarded in my opinion given the severity of the bad endings in bg3
>>746074015This has been a problem with D&D from the very beginning. The evil and chaotic half of the cosmology were created to give the players lots of things and people to kill rather than to make any sense.
>>746031802A cuck AND a whore? Damn, so this is your waifu huh guys?
>>746034784Go back to her previous face
>>746039168>Futafaggotry
>>746049445I was waiting for it
>>746054480Fixing her ugly ass face is a must but unfortunately her voice sounds like shit too like a haggard multi-pack a day smoker. Actually most of the women in this gay ass game sound like that aside from Shart, with Minthara being probably the worst offender
