Why isn't Metroid popular among gamers under the age of 23?
Metroid has never been popular ever.
>>746042887Are you definitely here to talk about the Metroid games or were you just looking for pictures of Samus's feet and, after finding this, decided to just post it here??
Because Samus is ugly and overrated.
>>746043132Don’t listen to this anon, Samus Aran is built for passionate babymaking sex.
zoomers are low test, gay, and dont appreciate fun vidya
>>746043327but porn addicts are the ones low T and gender confused
>>746042887Because they never made a dating sim. Instead its just boring ass platformers. You can just emulate megaman for free
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because a good metroid game hasn't released in over a decade
>>746043132samus is the only popular thing about Metroid
>>746042887Because Metroid games are niche games for real gamers with tastes and not for plebs full of uncultured swines who hates Nintendo.
>>746042887I played metroid on game boy many years ago. That was quiet anough of those games I felt.
Why did hollow Knight outsell the entire Metroid series ?
>>746044481It's on steam
Franchise was at its most relevant during the Gamecube era, 20 years ago. Since then it went into complete hibernation and then has returned with a decent remake, a good new 2D game and a mediocre new 3D game over the past 10 years.
>>746042887Helps to have more than one decent game in their lifetime.
>>746042887imagine how those boots smell
>>746044935Probably sour
>>746042887Who the fuck takes their shoes off at a bar.Someone get this chick outta here.
Because there hasn't been a game in 23 years
>>746042887She looks like she inflates.
>>746042887You need to introduce them to Super at a young age after watching the original Alien.If you don't do this there will be no more next gen Metroid fans.
>>746042887only high IQ chads enjoy metroid
>>746044212Source?
>necdaz kinowhy did god take him away from us vros
>>746049094looks like ai slop
>>746046717do zoomers not like aliens unless they are blue and represent amerindians?
>>746045110I was told in Australia and NZ women walk around barefoot quite often. Something about sidewalks being cleaner unlike a lot of european countries where there's dogshit everywhere with the occasional broken glass.
>>746043056This. Nintendo games are not that popular outside their small communities. I know this is a hard pill to swallow, especially on /v/, but games like Fire Emblem, Metroid, Kirby, or even Smash are not as popular or relevant as they think they are
>>746042887>23zoom zoom
>>746042887Because one game has come out since they were 10
>>746044117Which is why I said Samus is overrated, not Metroid itself.Despite Samus being a garbage overrated character as per usual, being a drooling retarded mute while everyone is talking to her, and abandoning her teammates like a coward in the end, I did enjoy Metroid Prime 4. All the criticism is valid, I just think that despite all its shortcomings it's still a splid 8.5/10. I consider it very underrated.
>>746044481People forget Hollow Knight is a $15 game while Metroid Dread is a $60 game. And Dread is a first party title so it doesn't have 30% of its revenue stolen by Gaben like Hollow Knight. And unlike Hollow Knight it's pretty much never on sale.If Nintendo wanted muh sales numbers, they could sell it for $15 I guess. They won't because revenue is obviously more important than muh sales numbers.Despite being an exclusive, Dread did fine. The only thing Hollow Knight wins is profitability, but that's expected from an indie title with barely any development costs.
>>746042887They play Minecraft and fortnite
Why don't more modders just grab these high quality 3D models and add them to games? Am I going to have to learn how to do this myself?
>>746055003Are you retarded? Shitty DAZ model games have been a thing for years
>>7460428872D games are for uncs. And the 3D games are severely overrated.
>>746056213I'm not talking about shitty games using them, I'm talking about adding the foot models via mods to good games.
Autistic bird woman
>>746042887no one cares about a ugly suit
>>746043056This, I can almost guarantee that most people who even knows what Metroid even is mainly either knows about it through Smash Bros., Other M shitposting, or porn
>>746049354>>746052338
>>746049354did he die or was he the one that became a born again christian?
>>746042887Or over the age of 23 for that matter?
