Why do old women love Sora?
>>746043071because most woman turn into pedophiles like exactly at 29 years old
that's her son you retard
>>746043159this phenomena should be studied more
>>746043071Lolis like him too.
>>746043071Better question is how do adults of any sex like KH - a game for children
>>746043071shota destroyer
>>746044043https://youtu.be/eWdA1DKfbwo
Aerith loves twinks with spiky hair.
>>746043159Proof?
>>746045412my sister
That's Bayonetta's boyfriend get away from him.
samus and bayonetta owe sora buchukisu
>>746043159Alot of people have been reaching out to me pretty soon after turning 29 and I'm also 29... Does it have something to do with a sort of age related life-crisis? One was a girl wanting to meetup. Other was an old friend venting.
>>746045802idk, but it's becoming very fucking common but obviously woman won't ever talk about this shit openly because they're pedophiles
>>746043071Aerith is 22
>>746046010expired
>>746043071bump
>>746046010Yeah, he already said old, no need to repeat.
>>746043071Aerith would NOT incest her son
>>746044462Protect young Cloud from this predator
>>746046010And? Sora is 14.
>>746052271Why is Cloud a ghost
>>746052307he died during childbirth
>>746052271urethra complications
>>746043159>>746043231>>746045412
>>746052583this made me laugh harder than it should
>>746043393Any Lilo & Stitch world should have that subtle "fucking stupid tourists" joke from the original movie about Sora since he's anime ethnicity and not Hawaiian
Does anyone have that pic of Sora and Samus hanging out on the beach?
>>746052583>>746052624idgi
>>746052712Nah, the most obnoxious part of Lilo & Stitch is the retarded twitter fanbase that goes, “UHHHH AKSHULLY THE MOVIE IS ABOUT THE WHITE DEVIL’S COLONIALISM” at any given moment.
>>746052972>Nah, the most obnoxious part of Lilo & Stitch is the retarded twitter fanbaseWell I was talking about the original movie and you're talking about Twitter so uhhhh fuck off
>>746052583society is so unfair bros
>>746053843lmaoooooo
Foids are bigger pedophiles than man. People like trump and epistein for example couldn’t have lured in so many victims if it weren’t for other women selling out the younger ones. Also look how many school teachers a year get caught sleeping with students.
>this thread
I had no fucking idea that Sora being Cloud and Aerith's son was a theoryI know it's bullshit but it would be kino if it was real
>>746055369the 3 of them were drawn by Nomura
>>746054285I wish>>746055369It's more a meme than an actualy theory
>>746044014Because the game took 20 years to release a sequel
>>746052583Kek
>>746044014because all the people who played the original (the only people who like a series like this) are adults now.
>>746055847I also watched cartoons as a kid, doesn't mean I want to watch them now
>>746044014because pop culture has replaced the role that religion used to fill in our empty and soulless culture.
>>746052863Just like how men prefer young girls over older women (younger=more child bearing years, or be there once she hits puberty) women prefer boys because youth is fundamentally attractive.
>>746043071He's a good boy
>>746043164Why would a mother allow this, why would a mother participate in this?
>>746055758God damn Cloud in KH1 is the best the character's ever looked
>>746057864lmao at that image
>>746057924
Rinoa never showed up in KH did she? For that matter, wonder if they'll even have FF characters in the next one.
>>746057864>Wants to help her sexually frustrated best friend get laid>Wants her son to fug a hot babeSounds like a win for everyone other than Kairi
>>746044014It has good combat
>>746058506Sorry but aerith is against race mixing
>>746058418Yeah we only ever got this
>>746058418Only FF8 characters to show up are Leon (Squall), Selphie (Sora's age on Destiny Islands), Seifer, Raijin and Fuujin (Roxas's age on Twilight Town)Laguna was apparently supposed to show up in BBS running the Mirage Arena but he was elected to show up in Dissidia 012 instead, where he also successfully flirts with the Cloud of Darkness
>>746044014>for childrenOkay faggot, go beat Lingering Will on Critical in KH2 on your first try. I'll wait.
>>746058578>>746058592It's not fair. Cloud gets his girls. Squal deserves it too!
>>746058634>muh combatyou play as a child saving the world against darkness alongside goofy and daffy
>>746044014games are inherently for children so that's redundant.
>>746044462So what you're telling me is that Aerith needs to meet Roxas or Ventus so she can groom him instead.
>>746058852Not really. Some games are for adults. Some games target everyone.KH is clearly a childrens game, just like roblox
>>746058572What, so aerith doesn't want her "son" to end up with a hot, redheaded, piece of Aryan ass?
>>746043071Does ss resonate with so many people because of that one cute foreign councilor at camp who flirted with you and was nice to you at age 10, which made you get jealous when you saw her talking to other boys, and then she gave you a chaste kiss on the cheek as your left to never see her again, but you still thought of her every few years well into adulthood, caught between wondering if she was just trying to do her job well and you were starved for affection, or if her flirting meant that something could have happened there
>>746058728>can't do itThat's what I thought.
>>746059979Children beat "difficult" games all the time, the only games that are actually difficult are pvp
>>746044014I was a children, once
>>746052583>YOU ALL CAN STOP STARING NOW
>>746060064>"difficult"cope
>>746046010actually she's a 41 year old hag
>>746060153By that logic Sora is 37
Why do old men love Sora?
>>746060616When Aerith returns in Revelation she should be inexplicably plumper
>>746061946Good, she needs to be ready for birthing children
>>746052583this is the way
>>746044014you're on a nintendo board you retarded fat diaper baby
>>746062621Link is from different franchise.
>>746062621Link is homosexual and noboy takes him seriously
>>746062621sora would be able to beat link in a fight. he'd kill him
Fellow shota breakers, what do you do when he tells his mom and calls the cops? Asking for a friend
>>746052583Society is so cruel to little boys
If you dont experienced /ss/ as a shota then its over
>>746043071
>>746058634*equips negative combo and the keyblade that reduces combo length**stunlocks him forever*That was easy
>>746063559This smug bitch
>>746062862>Society is so cruel to little boysThis but unironically
>>746063857
>>746062214
>>746064481serial shota fucker
>>746064883I can't believe people like this actually exist
I'm gettin' there, guys. I talk to 5 old women almost daily, hopefully even one of them leaves me something.
>>746043071Why is she alive in KH?
>>746065623She is basically ff7 jesus
>>746065623Because the KH versions aren’t really the same people. KH Tifa isn’t even a real person, she’s like a spirit or something
>>746052583me on the top right
what the fuck is her problem?
are there any recent-ish non-porn /ss/ games?ico counts but that's like 25 years old
>>746065196>mexischlong
>>746063887yeah, (((society)))
>>746065651If she's jesus then why is she still dead in AC?
>>746066253But she isn't, cloud literally interacts with her.
>>746060126Thanks anon, I got the joke, even if nobody else did.
>>746066126It's a Jewish world, goy. You're just living in it.
>>746052583Maybe being boring as a manlet with a baby face wasn't all bad.
I guess we probably won’t see any of her in the event tomorrow but here’s hoping
>>746066982Being born a manlet with a babyface is a pathway to powers some longfolk consider to be unnatural
What did they mean by this?
>>746068816Eh I think they will, but nothing that would spoil much
GOD I WISH I WAS A SHOTA IN A WORLD FULL OF ONEE-SANS I WANNA GET MOLESTED BY AN OLDER WOMAN SO FUCKING BAD BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>746069365step 1. acquire vr headsetstep 2.
>>746058728>daffyRetarded opinion discarded
>>746055369>>746055758>>746043071it's just a silly meme but looking at it, it makes sense. If you prefer. Aerith has a TYPE, and Sora looks like that type. Remember her initial interest in Cloud was because he reminded her of Zack. And Sora is much more like Zack.What i'm saying is, she's grooming him. Swiggity Swoogity.
>>746059938I awakened to SS because my seventh grade math teacher liked to give out indiscriminate hugs and headpats to anyone who bathed regularly. She said it was to peer pressure the gross kids into bathing more.
>>746045802I'm 35. The>Oh fuck I'm still lonely and want to fuck a guy I'm familiar withWill hit most of your female friends between 24 and 27 years old. This is around the age you should start posting stuff on your socials. Liking a comment means they're interested. Loving means they want your dick. Be direct and don't be a pussy.
>>746043071Is Kingdom Hearts shota kino?
>>746070189They lookin for a baby daddy!
>>746071056There aren't enough milfs/older women for that to be the case. Most of the ones that are there are disney characters
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102438338https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/102495791
>>746069010penis adventuring in fertile cave...
>Aerith what a nothing burger of a character
>>746072362
>>746069843WHAT IS STEP 2?
>>746071456>there's different women touching him in this picture
>>746062862oh my
>>746069365I fucking FELT that, bro.
>>746072446acquire specialized software
I want to fuck Aerith
>>746057662what was with Sora having all this chemistry with Rapunzel and cucking Flynn that entire chapter?
>>746066003She means it as a compliment.
>>746045802Women have a societal expectation to pair up and/or have kids, and the older they get without accomplishing that the more aggressive they'll start chasing connections since they fear that as they age they'll lose their sex appeal/value
>>746072446IPVRthank me later
>>746074680>Kristoff from FrozenHe's probably the best example of the whole non offensive male they do now. The poor guy literally getting cucked from his own love interest because she runs off after her sister, and looks like that will continue in the third one too.
>>746074680That's kind of the case in a lot of Disney movies where the princess is the main character though? Even in the older ones like Snow White, Cinderella, or Sleeping beauty the male love interest is barely a character at all
>>746076073Watch sleeping beauty again. That nigger owns.
>>746076073They at least tried to make Prince Charming more interesting and funny in the Cinderella sequels.>"you're about to be married!">"But the talking mice say she's the wrong girl!">jumps out window
>>746076269He honestly feels like he does a lot in both the movie and Kingdom heartshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-k1gkThdtwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz_GcHyWQGwIs he the only party member with a reaction command? or am I just not remembering any others?
