Chills
My autistic, emotionless witch wife.
More like vanquish this horrible game!
STUPIDDISCIPLE
>>746054907Why cant games dialogue be this good anymore?
>>746054907I love that moment where the MC, after losing everything, says "fuck this" and go balls on the wall against the main threat, even if they know they'll probably die in the process of taking it down.And OoE, with the main theme kicking when you step in the castle, right after that dialogue, did it masterfully.
>>746054907She didn't say that.
>>746056421The entire point of the game is to not be a retard who does that Shanoa avoids the bad end by not casting the retard glyph well until Dracula actually appears.
>>746056427can't read moonruneswhat's she saying?
>>746056427>Autistic jap witch thinks she is a demon slaying swordNah, the morning sun thing is a billion times more kino because she is specifically going in to kill Dracula AND the night.
Why does Japan love emotionless bitches so much
>>746056706Once Dracula's castle appeared, she was fucked, the best thing she could do at that point was sacrificing herself to take Dracula down with her.She couldn't know about the Albus thing.
>>746054907>Western localization is ba-
>>746056706She was crashing the castle with no survivors, she went in with full intentions to kill everybody including herself.
>>746057381Why is her mouth different?
>>746057475She is having a blast.
post her hairy armpit
>>746057475
>>746058023*Mwah*
>>746058023How could shanoa say that....
Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyXRV7wkeyo
>>746058023AIEEEEEEEE
>>746058023Shanoa rejected meMillions must die
>>746054907how the fuck people rank this game over any other Castlevania except Circle of the Moon is beyond me
>>746056806Something like "That's right. I'll do it because I am a "Sword that slays evil".">>746056847She's quoting the game's tagline rather than coming up with that herself which is more fitting than randomly inserting a funny internet meme
>>746058927Only for Shanoa. it's a terrible game otherwise
>All the same things that make that Soma games great>Uhhh akshully its bad because uhhh it has rooms that are straight lines like every other Castlevania game
>>746054907>I am the morning sneed, come to vanquish this horrible chuck!i dropped my Limited Edition Pokemon DS on the floor, stood up and started clapping
>>746059043Good characters stuck in shit games will never not piss me off.
>>746054907SAGE!
>>746059117>>All the same things that make that Soma games greatby butchering the Soul system and getting rid of equipment slots?>>Uhhh akshully its bad because uhhh it has rooms that are straight lines like every other Castlevania gameabsolutely not to this degree, hell nearly all stages are linear, regardless of whether they are a straight line or not, thats the result of having the game chopped up into stages where you go left to right, and occasionally, right to left
>>746056806>Shanoa>Yes. Because I am「the blade that vanquishes evil」.
Shanoa's back
>>746059160hear hear
>>746059160Are they actually good characters or are you just talking about the ones you want to fug
>>746058927"...is so ass. this shit..."did the writer had a stroke??
is Shanoa in the new one?
>>746058927It has great bosses and mechanics and all of the DS games have terrible level design anyways. Circle of the Moon has better map design than any of them.
>>746055008Autistic girls make the best girlfriends.They do as they're told, mostly want to stay at home and if you buy then the occasional gift related to their autistic hobby then they'll suck your cock for an hour.t. Dated an autistic QT in college and bought her a graduate level paleontology book and a silver necklace with 5 different dinosaur charms to switch out.
I think OoE actually has good level design, the leveling is just atrocious
>Shanoa's power comes from her tattoosA trope as old as time
>>746060402amazing, every single thing you said is wrong
>>746060539These games don't have leveling. (play on hard mode you fucking casual bitch)
>>746058927>>746060402>>746059160Jesus, I didn’t know /v/ had such shit taste
>>746060761/v/ has a schizo who shits on OoE solely because he thinks people only like the game because they're waifufags
>>746060539leveling? I love leveling
>>746060683>that last boss on hard mode
>>746060436I play D&D with a diagnosed autistic girl. She stutters a lot and cries whenever something bad happens to her character. Should I ask her out?
>>746060761I didn't say OOE was bad I said the maps were bad
>>746058023she's right...
>>746062381Well there’s a map mod for people like you, that join the whole map into one
>>746059003I think she is quoting "The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night" from castlevania 2 in her own unique autistic way.
>>746063285He did say that.
>>746058927Waifufags have shit taste. You should know this by now
>>746059003She also says it multiple times. It's kind of important to translate something,that's in quotes, consistently.
>>746065362What do you know? You're not a professional localizer.
>>746065792The best worst localization that honestly cant be topped is that time when a canuck group that localized Hentai gacha localized rape as consent in text only.Over time they either just deleted such scenes & of course just let them shut down and move onto another to butcher but the funniest shit was seeing consensual text while the JP voice is literally saying "RAPE dame iyaaa" in quite literally still using the english word rape.
>>746065792That original dialogue is nothing. I don't think they even needed to compliment it with "classic Matsuno".
>>746065792Let's also talk about how the English translation uses language to establish a time period and the ignorance of the soldiers by using "ye" instead of "you"
>>746065792
>>746067396Also what is does everyone's guess as to what chronicler is? Because I just see nonsense fantasy term, while the kanji tells me it's people that study old folk lore. Oral traditions and the like.
Hating on Shakespearean English in translations is just lobbying for homogenized language. You're not even defending the original text.
>>746067904That's literally what these translators do though. They take all the various speaking styles present in the Japanese and force it into their poor Shakespear impression. Or in the case of Vagrant story, Game of Thrones, that's what the translator lifted from.
>>746067904How about you reserve Shakespearean English for archaic Japanese, such as for kanji which aren't used in modern Japanese but do often appear in video games????
>>746062381The map layouts are fine. The linearity is good. Games should force you into difficult combat and make you work for your progress.The issue is with the copypasting. Dracula's castle consists of like 5 unique rooms that got copypasted over and over, it's aggravating for what's supposed to be the game's climax
>>746068086Archaic Japanese is completely different. You're thinking Maroro from Utawarerumono is the same as 2 medieval knights
Will Shanoa ever appear again? She was IGA's waifu right? Does anyone else care about her?
>>746068241Yeah you're probably not going to have European knights using 拙者 but here's a line from the bible and Japanese for it I am Alpha and Omega,我はアルパなり、オメガなり、the beginning and the end,最先(いやさき)なり、最後(いやはて)なり、the first and the last.始めなり、終わりなりThere is a basis for that kind of thing.
Best Castlevania game ever made
>>746058927the protagonist shows her bare back, that's enough for most waifutards
>>746054907Tied for PoR as the best one
People who actually believe the DS castlevanias are the best are aliens to me. I just don't get it. It was nothing but mediocrity through all 3 of them. Not awful games. Just absolutely underwhelming after playing the others. Aria mogs each of them. Also, you're not cool for hating SotN.
>>746071835terrible opinions also no one hates sotn
proof that localizations are good and they improve the bland and boring japanese scripts
>>746059043Why? Elaborate.I enjoyed how it let you explore a bunch of different environs.
>>746065792All localizers must be bled on a slab.
>>746062258Yes.
>>746071835>frogposter has the most retarded possible opinion
>>746073265true im glad every triple a game has this kind of marvel quip writing now
>>746073491Not all of them deserve to die.Just nearly all of them.
>>746065362I can tolerate one very obvious "ok the nerdy fans NEED this epic line for their nerdboner" moment, but the fags that feel they need to pepper some kind of "flavor" into every single moment in a game need to be ground into pig feed
>>746073631stop it I sat behind a girl in school whose hair smelled like the sunsometimes she'd flip her hair over her shoulder and the tips of it would brush my nosewhenever she changed her desk i'd change my desk to be behind her
>>746054907Am I supposed to believe this is bad.Am I supposed to believe that the japanese, with their inability to write good dialogue have something better than I AM THE MORNING SUN, COME TO VANQUISH THIS HORRIBLE NIGHT.Am I supposed to believe that this is not the coolest shit ever.Shanoa best girl by the way.
>>746054907Hag Love
>>746073779>YWN have a 30 year old autistic femcel wifeWhy live.
>>746059003But it's not a "funny internet meme", it's literally a legendary line from the game itself.
>>746056847It's not really, it also removes a part later in the game where she says it again at a key moment that was far more kino than just a callback to 2Either way I don't like other writers going in and "improving" shit, it's cringe
>>746073854Ok
>Waiter! another level without platforms in my platforming exploration game, please
>>746074169level 1 hard mode in this area is the hardest fucking thing i've ever had to clear in a castlevania game
>>746074123...Yes?You deliberately omitted the second half of the cycle, by the way.
>>746074123Why is it "funny"? Just because you're aware it exists? It's a line from a game, being referenced in another game in the series.
>>746074234It isn't funny, but it was considered an internet meme 20 years ago mocking how shitty many aspects of CV2 is.
That game is so fucking mediocre and the art direction is kind of shit too.Killed the Metroidvania series too.
>>746074234It wasn't actually being referenced through. The original line is just you know a common writing trope. Introduces this quote that's going to be repeated later on when you have more context to understand the nuance of it.
>>746068217>no bro don't you get it it's all about LINEARITY and DIFFICULT COMBAT like an iteration on SIMON'S QUEST, you'd all know that if you weren't a poseur-- statements made up by the UTTERLY DERANGEDi am so fucking confused how anybody could appeal to the design sensibilities of classicvanias, all while completely disregarding still remaining FLOATY ZERO COMMITMENT MOVEMENT OF IGAVANIAS and how that absolutely fucks up any and all attempts at linear level design evoking the original gamesit's a useless middle of the road compromise that does nobody any good, of course people keep bitching about it being bad as a metroidvania, because nobody in their right mind would even consider it a classic castlevania to analyze how it fails at that as wellbut stupid ass morons were given additional brain damage by dork souls' marketing and now everybody has to contend with clinical idiots making such sophisticated points as ORDER HARDER, HARDER MEANS GOODER, U NO LIKE ORDER, U STOOPIDyeah sure alright, but is the game better? is it more fun? are you capable of real value judgement?
>>746074280What is this deluded nonsense you just pulled out of your ass?
>>746074926Why do resentful, angry people always write like this, and try to be miserably unhappy on purpose? Castlevania 2 is a great game, I don't know why that makes you upset?
>>746075025wow i can't believe a post on the internet expresses RAGE in an EXAGGERATED manner, it's only one of the most prolific sentiments since the very inception of the formatare there perhaps too many naughty words in my post that your mom doesn't allow you to read, because how else would you arrive at CV2 as a subject of scrutiny? did you actually not read past >meme >arrows or what?
>>746075345>balh blah blah more angry screaming resentmentI just don't understand why you choose to be unhappy. Will be you as miserable and hateful tomorrow as you are today? Is that your goal?
>>746075370>instant reply armchair psychoanalysisplease anonymous help me work through my underlying issues that compel me to lash out against random videogame opinion posts
>>746075508When was the last time you smiled, anon?
>>746076293when shooting the shit with my pal yesterdaybut it seems you yourself have less interest in shooting the shit that is the thread topic, certainly when compared to whatever this nonsense issome e-girl twitch chat might be up your street if you prefer saccharine attitudes over the ability to call someone a retard
>>746073779Since when has Lucy been in Castlevania?
>>746054907Starfish wife. If much rather have Charlotte, she is fun and have a great personality
New Castlevania game is 2d side scroller with 3d graphics. I know it's easier to model 3d and easily animate it compared to hand drawing sprites, but I'd like a 3rd person action rpg castlevania.
>>746067904>they're making it better by changing it!oh, is that their job? or is their job to translate the fucking text?
So how many people fought the crab boss and how many used the elevator?
>>746059985Right to left, anon. You always read manga right to left.
>>746077440isn't she only in grimoire of souls?
>>746080797"siht ...tihs os si... .ssa"makes even less sense, weeb retard
>>746059447The fact this game didn't even have panty shots was a crime.
>>746071835>Reddit frog>Shit tasteChecks out
>>746083771You lost tranny
>series revival plays nothing like any of the games before itWhat's the point then? It'd be like if Mega Man came back from dormancy with Maverick Hunter
>>746084134>revivalCastlevanias in the DS were heavily criticized of being the same game every time.It's no revival, it's the different game that people asked.
>>746084295And the last one of those came out nearly 20 years ago. The series was dead and is coming back, that is a revival.
