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kek
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>>746056082
He's supposed to not touch the controller for 30 minutes
Rookie mistake
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>>746056082
was that supposed to be a webm? because idgi
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>>746056082
I don't get it
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>>746056380
>>746056445
You were supposed to be primarily scrolling twitter all day while occasionally tabbing over to /v/ to see our thoughts on the top twitter posts. You'd have already seen it in your feed if you were. Try to keep up, grandpa.
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>>746056380
>>746056445
>>746056820
Rape OP
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>>746057023
what game is that?
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>>746057249
here's a hint :)
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>>746057249
aracno man
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>>746057023
Lmao snoys
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>>746056082
>>746057023
Sonytards spend all their time bitching about every single other game releasing and then pop a blood vessel when you mock how shitty and boring their games are.
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>>746057354
What's wrong with this webm?
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>>746057023
is that running on nintendo online servers or something
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>>746057461
It's a half-life 2 cutscene
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>>746057023
>Wastes half the timer glitching into the floor
>Still makes it to the objective in time
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>>746057354
Hot...
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>>746057354
What movie is this?
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>>746056082
What game is that?
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>>746057023
>Spider-Man game
>you ride a fucking bike
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>>746057657
Sometimes even Spiderman has to wear the dumb man outfit.
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>>746057657
>Spider-Man game
>Forces you to be this glasses wearing dork delivering pizzas
friggin STUPIT
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>>746057354
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>>746057354
H-he's powerful!
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>>746057657
you have no idea how pozzed the game is
they even make you play a deaf brown grafiti artist girl at some point, she's one of the "bipoc artists"
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>sony
more like modern game development
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>>746057023
So kids, does playing this make you feel like Spider-Man?
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>>746058112
Hmm very gabe newellian game design!
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>>746058086
the fuck is a bipoc
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>>746057023
Lmao now thats snoy quality dogshit
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>>746057249
Batman Arkham Asylum
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>>746058213
bipolar chick
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>>746058161
Gabe Newell just locks you in a 5x5 room where you cannot do shit until the characters are done talking.
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>>746056082
How was he supposed to know to drive straight without yellow paint?
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>>746058213
black, indigenous, person of color
just anything that's not white
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>>746058213
it's retardese for "nigger"
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>>746058213
Black Idiot Perpetrator of Crime
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>>746058086
>doing street art on the roof of a tall building where nobody's going to see it
this always cracked me up
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>>746057023
truly women and minorities are just as capable of making video games
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>>746058213
Institutional label for undesirables.
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Wait is this actually Spider-Man? I saw this on instagram like an hour ago and thought it was that shitty new not-bully game lmao.
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>>746057023
Rape bitrate
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>>746058161
>gabe newellian
If this were the case, the way to progress would have some diegetic light nearby and the open hallway would instead be a locked door with opaque windows.
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>>746058213
A way to be racist towards white people except white people don't get offended over racism so we let it slide
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>>746058213
Bipartisan person of color
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>replay first game with the mod that lets me skip Miles and MJ
>have a great time
>almost get the urge to replay this
>remember what it's like
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>>746057657
Miles is a protagonist after all.
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>>746057354
I thought at the beginning this was one of those Mafia City ads
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>>746058086
>artist
>corporate memphis
Holy shit this gets worse the longer you think about it
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>>746058213
bisexual piece of crap
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>>746058894
This.
I remember liking some of second games' story beats, but the more I think about the less I care for it.
Hopefully, you also have the mod to restore the original Peter Parker actor and the non-neutonian New York.
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>>746058213
>bipoc
dasss rite crakr azz bitch.
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>>746058112
But that is a Sony game. Judgment is a PS4/PS5 exclusive and is more of a movie game than usual Yakuza games, it's got the boring trailing segments over 100 times.
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>>746057249
fur fighters (1999)
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>>746059280
I was too lazy to install that mod but I wish I had. The only other mods I got were the Sensational Suit and a comics accurate Black Suit.
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>>746057023
>ERROR: Player did not pass near designated pedestrians to trigger funny "whoa!" and "hey, watch it!" remarks. Simulation collapse imminent.
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>>746058894
>>replay first game with the mod that lets me skip Miles and MJ
THERE'S A MOD FOR THAT? FUCK
I just finished the last MJ section a few hours ago and I was swearing the whole time
It wasn't even hard it was just dumb
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>>746057023
retarded FAGGOT
LOWER THE RESOLUTION NOT THE BITRATE
CUNT
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>>746059797
Yeah it just jumps right over those parts. Pretty jarring but the game plays way better for it. That being said it does skip some major plot points because of it
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>>746056082
were they supposed to code for 21390 various terrain types in a single, 30 seconds long bike ride in this 20 hours long spiderman game?
western game design obviously understands that videogames are as engaging and immersive as the player wants them to be, and this makes jarpiggies mad.
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Marvel Spider-Man 1 has some issues but we all agree it's a pretty solid Spidey game right? What the fuck went wrong with 2?
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>>746057354
Meme console made by a meme company.
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>>746058213
After the last 10+ years, how can you not know?
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>>746059924
Oh, now I get it. It's the disconnect between the high IQ developers and directors vs. the low IQ CinemaSins-brained idiots who obsessively try to break everything they play and then boast about how clearly bad this thing nobody else will ever see is.
Getting stuck at the storytelling moments of Sony games is akin to just waiting for Mario to die after the timer runs out in 1-1 of SMB. Mental retardation. You're too fucking stupid to figure a Spider-Man button mashing game out. Be ashamed.
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>>746059924
>>746060136
Anon, you're retarded.
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>>746060358
>I don't understand what storytelling devices in modern videogames are, aren't I smart?
>what the fuck do you mean this scene where I'm handcuffed and forced to move, forces me to move?!? why isn't it a cutscene? aren't I smart?
>what the fuck do you mean the bike bugs out when I move out of the set path and try to glitch through the bushes? why does it happen? why can't the guy riding his explosive bike be a cutscene? aren't I smart?
I'll take that as a compliment.
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>>746060043
No. It plays like shit and there's not a single thing in 2 you retarded bandwagoner broccoliggers whine about that 1 didn't do first.

>>746059860
>ezgif
He can't. And in fairness, the original is crushed to shit too anyway.
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>>746060043
>doubled down on the issues with the first game instead of fixing them
>continuing to work on the false premise that people need to take a break from playing as Spider-Man in a Spider-Man game
>tried to force Peter and Miles into the same story even though Miles has nothing to do in a Venom plotline
>decided to cut back on Peter's suits because Miles wouldn't be able to keep up and parity is more important than retaining content
>general writing and mental decline across the board (can't have drug deal crime types because drugs aren't bad according to twitter, can't have cops show up anywhere anymore because acab, etc.)
>removed all web swinging challenges in favour of gliding challenges in a fucking Spider-Man game
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>>746057023
and why exactly doesnt petey poo just wrap the battery up in a fucking web
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>>746060992
Almost like he can't let people know that he can wrap explosive batteries with fucking webs while in public.
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>>746060681
>>746057023
If you told me this is AI generated footage I'd believe you
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>>746060118
I live in a normal country where gay people are beaten up when uppity and niggers are shot at the border
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>>746060681
1 didn't have retarded bicycle and bee drone missions. 1 didn't make you play a generic AAA stealth strong womyn simulator who can take down enemies faster than Spider-Man can. 1 didn't introduce a wing suit with boost circles that beg the player to circumvent swinging completely
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>>746060863
>(can't have drug deal crime types because drugs aren't bad according to twitter, can't have cops show up anywhere anymore because acab, etc.)
wait, they actually removed the police from the second game? Not even the "evil PMC that harasses civilians" are present? What the fuck?
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>>746058213
First it was negro, then nigger then colored folk, then person of color, now bipoc

They have to make up a new term every 5-10 years because everyone just starts using the old term in a derogatory way so they change it to escape the stereotype surrounding it but the stereotype comes from the people not the label.
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>>746061236
Who needs cops when your friendly niggabourhood spiderman kills all the racists for you
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>>746057023
new happy wheels looks great
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>>746060626
Yea, you're retarded
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>>746061236
They replaced police dispatch with some gay app that Miles or Ganke made to alert you to crimes. The police basically never show up to crimes, and they are basically non-entities throughout the story. It's especially jarring considering how favourably they were treated in the first game
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>>746061448
Took him 15 minutes to wipe the tears off his puffy cheeks and call me a slur, kek! Anti-Sony fanboys are truly fucked in the head.
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>>746061624
Na, not that anon. You're also paranoid, which makes the sperging even more funny
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>>746061469
>It's especially jarring considering how favourably they were treated in the first game
this reminded me of Miles' dad introduction that was really fucking gay
when I played it I thought to myself
>why the fuck is this random fucking cop getting THIS level of >>>introduction? Are they going to kill him in the next five minutes?
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>>746059860
>>746060681
ezgif can, he was right, i was being a lazy faggit
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>>746061750
>n-nah, it ain't me!
Take the fucking L and shut your fucking mouth, holy shit. Go play Pong or something, it has no bikes to break the game behaviour with.
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>>746057295
You faggots love posting this with zero context
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>>746057249
Tony hawk's pro biker
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>>746061775
Unfortunately as a comics knower I knew exactly who he was when his name first came up. The worst part for me was when they have fucking Spider-Man and random cop struggle to lift up the trap door as if Spider-Man couldn't rip that thing off the hinges if he wanted to
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>>746058213
A way for blacks to exclude asians from being minorities.
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>>746058213
i always read it in my mind as "biopic" which is a real word.
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>>746056082
>>746057023
>>746058086
>>746059314

I skipped all the sidequests in that game, so I didn't see any of this shit.
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>>746058213
It's like "goyim" but directed at all non-whites.
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>>746061818
The context makes it even worse
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EXAGGERATED
SWAGGER
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>>746061818
You're right, I forgot.


MJ helps defend Spidey (a super hero with Spideysense) from a tentacle attack from Venom (should seriously harm or kill a normal human) and after he bounces off the fridge it traps him for a moment (literally for a longer time than when he took a full force crane hit in the first game) while his badass one shotting bad guys Black Cat trained manjaw girlfriend gets SYMBIOTED
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>>746058213
Politial correct word for a nigger.
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>>746059280
>non-neutonian
you mean non-euclidean, right?
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>>746057023
the snoy chronic...
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>>746058636
Yeah because games made by white men have never had bugs
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>>746057249
El Hombre que Araña Dos, El Negro esta en la Ciudad
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>>746058213
Is the way apes say people
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>>746062976
>Crime in progress
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>>746062976
>crime in progress
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>>746056820
Twitter demands an account and a phone number to see anything now, what kind of idiot would willingly hand over their personal info to a billionaire megacorp lmao
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>console war retards legitimately defending the garbage posted itt
you should have to prove you're an idort or pc before you post on /v/
>HURRDURR MUH HALF-LIFE
at no point does valve lock you and your camera on a rail where you're forced to look at a cutscene rather than bounce around the room
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>>746057023
GTA6 looking good like it should, zayum
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>>746057398
>then pop a blood vessel when you mock how shitty and boring their games are
Where is this happening?
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>>746059314
I guarantee next generation games are going to start to put the characters' pronouns under their icons.
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>>746062235
Getting thrown into an object and it falling on top of you quickly is nothing to get worked up about. It's just /v/ cope, like how you all pretend like Kratos is a feminist cuck.
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>>746058213
Black Individual Perpetrating Overt Crimes
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>>746062015
I skipped the game so I didn't see any of this shit AND saved $60
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>>746061376
>They have to make up a new term every 5-10 years because everyone just starts using the old term in a derogatory
We should start calling them Poccers
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>>746057354
I love the part where he turns the camera around completely and the guy isn't there but then slides into frame to shove him again
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>>746059314
Look at the fucking schnozz on that rhing, god damn
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>>746058213
Unironically niggers didnt like being lumped into the "people of colors" category because they felt it diminished their personal struggle so they demanded a separated term for other shit skins.
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>>746063534
Pretend?
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>>746057023
>wow some game bugged out who the fuck cares
>OH OH IT'S SPIDER MAN WOKE GAME NOW I CARE
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>>746057023
Sonygros in ruins.
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>>746057354
>when the devs don't anticipate retards playing their game
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>>746058894
>mod that lets me skip Miles and MJ
LINK
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>>746056445
its a nortubel reference
you wouldnt get it
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>>746057249
The new Bully game rockstar is making after GTA 6
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>>746057249
Bikecuck Chronicles
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>>746064202
>UHHHH *GULP* EVEN THE NORMIES ARE ONTO HOW SHITTY PS GAMES ARE, GOTTA DEFLECT NOW!
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>>746057461
>what's wrong with the game completely playing itself and giving the player no agency or control in any form
Snoyggers are truly subhuman that hate video games
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>>746058086
Antiwhite shit slop
Kill insominac,which cuckverine just might frankly
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>>746057023
Wait this is from fucking spiderman? I thought this was that shitty Bully ripoff that just came out
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>>746065476
You're a prisoner in that segment. What do you want them to do?
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>>746058213
Niggers and Natives
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>>746057657
Brother like half the game is doing mundane retarded shit as peter that no one wants to play. It's why the devs specifically went out of their way in the sequel to make even more dumb mundane shit for Peter to do, just to spite players. The devs literally fucking hate you for playing their game
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>>746064339
This is honestly my entire gamedev experience
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>>746057023
First they fuck up Tokon and now this. This company cant die any time sooner
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>>746064261
lol
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>>746057023
>Spiderman appears
Just why? This is terrible.
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>>746064261
>This is not boomin
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I fuckin hate Spiderman, it's the most generic corporate entertainment product imaginable
People who watch spiderman movies or play spiderman games will line up for any shit
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>>746067629
Well, evidently not given Spider-Man 2 failing.
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>>746061163
1 had mary jane missions
typical snoy
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>>746057023
I thought this was agefield high for a hot minute lol
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>>746065614
Not make a game you stupid nigger
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>>746056820
What a fucking gay existence.
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>>746056082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXMvl1YlpMk
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I was sick of cinematic games after playing uncharted 2, figured it'd fade out with that series. I don't even know how its lasted this long.
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>>746067730
KEK
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>>746068113
normalfags who want to "play" games but don't actually want to play them
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>>746068113
cringe millennial dadgamers will keep it alive for 20-30+ more years, unfortunately
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>>746056082
>>746057023
I refuse to belive that any real human has actually even played any of the Spiderman games at all like I've never seen a single motherfucker actually talk about the actual content of these games in my entire fucking life
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>>746058086
>Jew Yorkers are woke retards
seems authentic to me
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>>746061376
you're forgetting African-American and Afro-American
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>>746063534
>like how you all pretend like Kratos is a feminist cuck.
LOL
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>Miles fucking Morales got a game before Peter's own daughter
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>>746057023
>thought this was some low budget stoner indie hippy game
>fucking SPIDERMAN out of nowhere
What the fuck happened to Superhero games holy shit.
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>>746057249
Golden Girls Delux Editionâ„¢
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>>746064261
metro is exceedingly based, especially for someone who spends all their time working with the most niggish of niggers
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>david jaffe
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>>746068853
This guy is insufferable
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>>746057023
Kekaroo
holy fucking SLOP!
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>>746062976
>Crime in progress
LOL
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>>746058894
>2
>go to mission marker
>90% chance you're doing gay fucking Peter crap instead of web swinging
Genuinely what the fuck was this game?
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>>746063534
>like how you all pretend like Kratos is a feminist cuck.
someone post the clip where he says "what your mother did before we met is her business"
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>>746063174
can't you just make burner phone? getting new number is easy in my country.
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crazy how they're trying to pass off shovelware as prestige exclusives but journos are terrified of calling it out and instead praise it to high heaven
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>>746057023
I thought this was like a joke game until Spiderman showed up at the end. That's pretty bad for a AAA game. Not surprising, though, unfortunately.
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>>746064483
Zelda :D
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>>746058213
It's for brown and black people but doesn't include asians, because asians actually succeed in society somehow.
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>>746058213
I will never not see bipoc as
Bisexual person of color
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>>746069564
>cutscene
vs
>cutscene
wow dude this epicly pwns the culture war thank god im on the correct side of things
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>>746058086
The fucking corporate memphis always makes me smile
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>>746061818
it's Spiderman's Arch nemesis
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>>746069564
Both are God of Soys
What a dogshit series lmao
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>>746063534
>Venom is directly in front of spiderman
>Venom tries to goo Peter
>MJ has enough reaction time to jump in front of the goo
>The goo hits with enough force to to knock her back hard enough to also knock her into peter
>This doesn't instantly kill MJ
>Peter doesn't catch her
>Peter didn't have enough reaction time to dodge it even without spidey sense
>It hit MJ back with enough force to make her got Peter and knock into a fridge to make it wobble and fall over somehow
>Spiderman, the guy who can lift buildings when he stops holding back, gets knocked down by a fridge falling over
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>>746057354
It's perfect bait because it's both a movie game segment made for a movie game, and also a non-point that a person handcuffed and being imprisoned cannot in fact just walk away. It's brilliant.
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>>746058213
Black indigenous picker of cotton
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>>746057559
Chance of failure on a 30 second segment, no never.
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>>746058213
bipolar colored person. it's just another point on the scoresheet when getting private funding.
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>>746057461
If they wanted to have the dude control your movements he should have got inpatient and forcibly walked you after the third infraction
But also the first one the player didn't even really turn away from the path at all
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>>746057023
The exaggerated biking of a Brooklyn man.
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>>746058403
More to the point it's a way to kick Asians out of the progressive victim sphere.
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>>746059924
They were supposed to code for 2, it they only wanted to code for one they could have simply only given the area one
Or hell just be lazy and apply the same path physics to the grass
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>>746063661
Don't worry, I didn't pay for it either.
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>>746061818
SEETHING
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>>746060118
By not being a fag who cares about idpol
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>>746061163
>1 didn't make you play a generic AAA stealth strong womyn simulator who can take down enemies faster than Spider-Man can. 1
Yes it did
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>>746062976
>Crime in Progress
LM FUCK AYO
You've got to be kidding me.
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>>746065959
>The devs literally fucking hate you for playing their game
Ehh, I wouldn’t go that far, I think it’s more like they just want to make something other than spiderman.
Like in Web of Shadows you could tell the devs really liked spiderman and wanted to be creative with the fantasy of web slinging combat.
Same with Arkham Aslyum, pretty clear that the devs loved the characters.

Insomniac gives off the impression that they’d rather be doing something else, probably their own thing, if they could.
Maybe that’s even why it sucks, they’re intentionally spiking the series so they can move on to other projects.
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crying rn fr crying emoji x4
dats crazy skull emoji wilted rose emoji
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>this entire thread
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>>746072056
>nintendo out of nowhere
damn nintendo has successfully mind broke you sony faggots
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>>746072729
when you post braindead nintendo gameplay that is impossible to lose to or is made for literal retards you get called a boogeyman but cherrypicked moments in a sony exclusive is considered the worst thing imaginable

hell you get tendies defending modern pokemon despite having the same movie cutscenes and restrictions with awful gameplay but its okay cause shitendo has their logo on the game
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>>746072854
yup rent free
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>>746071696
I can't sneed!
(Formerly chuck)
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>>746068474
There's nothing to talk about. They're mediocre Arkham clones. Everything they do was done better years earlier.
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>>746069713
brown never included asians, or at least not eastern asians
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>>746072984
>b-but what about nintendo
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They killed almost all of the villains from the previous game to prop up Kraven only to have him die to Venom. Baffling creative decision.
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>>746070083
>confused sperg needs his adhd quenched every second or he explodes
kek
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>>746057023
I really cannot figure out how the fuck someone makes a Spider-Man game and says "How do we implement things that aren't Spider-Man like at all?"

Like the level of narsissitic psychosis in you're brain has to be on a level no normal person can hope to comprehend.
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>>746058112
newer yakuza games are so fucking shit, this series died after 4
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>>746057023
the way it spazzes out reminds me of the Sonic 06 snowboarding level
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>>746069234
>kills it anyway
this isn't the doom 2016 footage you wanted
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>>746057354
this webm is the perfect metaphor for this kind of game, being pushed along with your hands tied behind your back.
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>>746057023
Holy shit i thought this was some meme indie Steam-tier game. And then fucking Spiderman pops out at the end. Im choking.
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Why not just get off the bike???
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>>746074298
it emits mustard gas
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>>746061818
The context is that a fuckin dude who can rip steel in half is bested by a 150lb appliance, while probably tanking a fuckin missle 5 minutes earlier
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>>746058213
It’s a film about a person in history
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>>746068853
ancient greece's idea of sexuality is so at odds with the modern one that this loops around to being hilariously bigoted

of course kratos is bisexual, as long as he isnt the one taking it up the ass its the most chauvinistic thing he could be doing
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>>746057969
I don't care about spidow man, and I never played the game, but this music brings me joy https://youtu.be/BKq4hqjrjfw?is=_iK8yUgQrru3dHYp
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>>746058086
It doesnt bother me that they give some BiPoc some attention, its that they gave it to some vapid whore who clearly isnt bi, she just prefers whoever touches her cunt minge the first time, human psychology is not rocket science
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>>746065614
Just make it a cutscene
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>>746074096
>somehow misses the point of the webm
so people like you really do exist, huh
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>>746058086
nobody has ever done graffiti of corporate memphis unless it was mocking it
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>>746057023
Why is Spider-Man riding an exploding bike instead of grabbing the bike with his spider strength and then webslinging his way to the destination?
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>>746071402
I've seen it more to kick jews out personally
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why doesnt spiderman just web the bike and swing it into the ocean instead of driving it
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I haven’t watched Marvel or Spiderman in years but I took my nephew to see the new Spiderman in theaters when he was in town and enjoyed it. Unfortunately this convinced me to buy 1 and 2 and after about 30 minutes of playing the first one I realized it was dogshit.
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playing Asura's Wrath before God Of War really devalues the brutality of God of War and makes it seem like baby shit desu
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>>746061818
It's embarrassing and pathetic even with all context, you boot licking faggot.
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>>746058213
BItch please Orange County
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>>746065614
establish being imprisoned in a cutscene then let the player figure a way out.
>>746058213
East Asians being recognized as white because even though Cantonese Chinese came to america as slave labor to build railroads now they're all bankers, surgeons, landlords while blacks are still retarded gangbanging thugs with a crack problem
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>>746058894
the first spiderman from insomniac is a fuckin fluke man
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>>746057354
Push me
And then just push me
'Til I can push me
Satis push me
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>>746070883
>>746057354
this. what exactly were people expecting here? for the devs to meticulously create multiple animations of the guy getting increasingly more angry? the only mistake here is that the devs didnt think someone would be autistic enough to both do this repeatedly, and THEN go post it somewhere with most autistic people on the internet to "critique".
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>>746069126
somehow this is even worse than movie fighting, jfc movie games have been a disaster
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>>746069557
I also very easily could, and do, just not use fucking Twitter.
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Oh nooooo, Dr Connor's class....
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>>746076827
Its not a cutscene retard
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>>746057023
These games are mad for npcs.
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>>746072854
play a Mario game. They're fun.
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>>746056082
Weird how this three year old game is suddenly getting a bunch of threads. Almost like the anti-snoy schizocord is ramping up operations because Wolverine is coming out.
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>>746077284
>thread immediately goes quiet as they panic and retreat to the 'cord to formulate a response
lmao
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>>746061816
>snoy still seething uncontrollably
Holy kek, it really never ends with you lot.
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>>746077586
You just weren't very compelling.
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>>746077285
i hate and love this at the same time
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>>746058086
It's fucking hilarious how hard these corpos got swindled by identity politics grifters and diversity consultants.
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TOTAL

WOKESHIT

BANKRUPTCY

SOOON
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The Last of Us is a mistake
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>>746077285
>mocking men who display emotions
>undermining father figures
>laughing at male rape and assault victims
why does this just name problems that women cause
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>>746078138
at this point we're now starting to recognize a lot of problems caused by the "patriarchy" are actually caused by misandrist women who like to deflect everything back to being caused by the patriarchy to avoid accountability for their own words and actions
unfortunately we're still in the "women can do no wrong" part
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>>746061376
Seriously. Where are we on retards now? MR? Special needs? I can't keep track.
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>>746078262
There are some cracks showing. Camille Paglia and Catherine Liu are good at highlighting the hypocrisies of the old guard.
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>>746077914
Swindled? They just pushed it as long and as hard as they could. The Overton Window still shifted, just a question of degree.
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>>746076375
Even better SEAs came over less than a generation ago and still made the jump, even if they were literally just rice farmers before.
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>>746056820
Thank you for elucidating just how much of a faggot OP is for assuming twitter feed context is already known
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>>746057969
>Spider-chad rides a moped to provide for himself so he isn't a burden on his aunt

>>746057657
>Spider-cuck rides a bicycle because using fossil fuel powered moped and/or a Tesla e-bike is heckin ickerino
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>>746062976
>crime in progress
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>>746058213
Black Indigineous and People of Color
Why you might ask when People of Color existed?
You know when kids get into a dumb argument about who's name goes first because that means you're the most important?
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>>746056082
Every single time i see one of those tweets shitting on the ps5 the person making the tweet is a tranny with an anime girl profile picture
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>>746057354
The difference is Uncharted 4 is a good game and Spiderman 2 isn't
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I haven't played the game but it seems like you retards forgot he's hiding his identity so it makes sense for him to do lame normal stuff as Parker
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>>746079975
Just very interesting. Not sure why so many nintendo fans on twitter are transsexuals/furries/whatever
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>>746080109
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>>746080142
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>>746080176
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hmmmm noticing........
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>tendies even seethe about sony on twitter

KEEEEKKYPOOOOW
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>>746057023
>>746057023
Oh, I had the same problem with my bike during a flashback while Peter was riding to work.

https://streamable.com/5c8ncw
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>>746065614
Why have a section in a game where the player has no agency over how the section resolves, there is only one way to resolve the section anyway and the section has no loss condition?
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>>746058894
>gave his money and hard drive space to modern sony because he must play his hevkin shiny graphics superh- you know what just fucking kill yourself legitimately
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>der phoneposter shares his tranny follows on twitter unsolicited
Why are ponies spiraling out so hard lately? I don't remember seeing them this pathetic since the PS3 days.
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>>746058753
>white people don't get offended over racism
man society would improve massively if this was true.
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>>746057657
>a gta mod did it better
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>>746056082
Thanks for posting a still image of a video so you can make sure we see the fucking Twitter caption
I hate it here
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>>746072854
Why do you people keep equating game freak with Nintendo
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>>746057023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-X72tnAbFw
Even Spiderman delivering pizza is more fun.
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>>746061818
What context, faglord?
>um, venom doesn't trigger his spidey sense
Venom is standing literally in front of him and he just gets a fridge dropped on him like a chump instead of, you knoe, using his eyes and jumping away.
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>>746060043
The non meme answer is that they had to pretty much scrap the entire game mid development and crunch the shit out of it in order to launch in that year. Reminder that 90% of Tony Todds lines as Venom were cut...
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spiderman 2 is such an aggressively woke piece of shit that it comes across as a parody piece
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>>746062976
>crime in progress
you can't make this shit up
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>>746062976
this always makes me smile
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>>746080109
>>746080176
i don't get it
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These retarded slice of life parts in SM2 were so goddamn gay and obviously made to just pad the game a bit lmao, they also couldn't help themselves and made some dumb MJ parts again
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>>746076813
>what exactly were people expecting here? for the devs to meticulously create multiple animations of the guy getting increasingly more angry?
How about MAKING IT A SKIPPABLE CUTSCENE INSTEAD YOU DUMB FUCKING SNOYGOY THERE'S NO REASON TO MAKE YOU WALK FORWARD, IT'S A WASTE OF TIME AND ENERGY FOR NO REASON EXCEPT "DOOOOOD MUH CINEMATIC IMMERSION WOW JUST LIKE THE MOVIES!", YOUR WHOLE FUCKING ARGUMENT HERE IS THAT WE SHOULDN'T EXPECT THE SEGMENT TO BE SHITTY WHEN IN ACTUALITY THERE WAS NO REASON TO MAKE THIS SHITTY SEGMENT TO BEGIN WITH, THERE IS NO FAIL STATE, THERE IS NO ACTUAL GAMEPLAY, IT SERVES NO PURPOSE

MAKE
FUCKING
VIDEO
!!!!!!GAMES!!!!!!!!!
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>>746059346
>Judgment is a PS4/PS5 exclusive
nigga it's been on Steam for a few years already
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>>746057023
lol, I thought from the OP it was $5 shovelware game with a ridiculous premise.
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>>746081934
>um, venom doesn't trigger his spidey sense
Doesn't even matter because MJ reacts quickly enough to jump in front of Peter and she has no spidey sense.
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>>746076813
>what exactly were people expecting here?
Not having that segment.



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