INCREDIBLY funny trolls that regularly get posted here:
>where are the NPCs??
>the game is early access/not 1.0, therefore I shan't be a beta tester
>no game conditions means I don't know what to do
>CDDA is so much better
It's SO fucking funny whenever someone posts a variation of one of these arguments. It makes my day, and I'm riddled with glee. Post more and more arguments along these lines, PLEASE, in this thread, because they're just SO HILARIOUS.

Powers out, now the real game can begin...

I have not booted it up in like 2 years. Are there missions yet?

>>746074534
no you still can loot enough crap to survive for months in your starting town and zomboids aren't really that dangerous.

>>746074559
>been lacerated three times on my current char and have been lucky enough to avoid zombification
>"zomboids aren't really that dangerous"
No?

where da EN PEE CEE at

>>746072406
>>where are the NPCs??
>>the game is early access/not 1.0, therefore I shan't be a beta tester
>>no game conditions means I don't know what to do
>>CDDA is so much better
This is all true though.

>>746072406
what are you getting so uppity about beta tester

>>746072406
Translation:
>we still cant give a proper answer or defend ourselves against those points so ill make it look youre instantly falling on my epic trolling and mockery if you ask them

>>746074785
>we still cant give a proper answer or defend ourselves
except we do and the response is "fuck you faggot lmfao enjoy wasting your time on your poopy crap game you're mad pssbbbtttt" and then they repost the same shit 15 minutes later

>>746072406
OP can't inb4 newfag

>>746072228
What's the objective in a run? game seems to throw you in the middle of everything and nothing is explained (part of it being lazy devs) or maintaining the same cycle since alpha with no NPCs/story. Even some random events would be cool to have.

>>746075196
>Project Zomboid is the ultimate in zombie survival. Alone or in MP: you loot, build, craft, fight, farm and fish in a struggle to survive. A hardcore RPG skillset, a vast map, massively customisable sandbox and a cute tutorial raccoon await the unwary. So how will you die? All it takes is a bite..

>>746072228
>28 days in
>have moved from my starter house to a great farm
>acquired some cows
>still no chickens
>looted the nearby houses
>have now supplies to get over the winter
>starting to read the skill books I've already found
>leveled maintenance to lvl 6 and spears to lvl 3 but they still break after 10-15 zombies, shit sucks
>will slowly start to clean my starter town
>first time playing on normal population and my autism hates it because how the fuck can a remotely located farmhouse and it's 3 neighbouring houses have over 100 zombies. not realistic, will play my next run on low pop again.

Thanks for asking

>Me and buddy spend some time clearing the Brandenburg prison
>Finally get in to get the sweet loot
>There's nothing
What a fucking sham.

>>746075964
the loot was the fun you had along the way, anon :)

>>746076301
We blew all our ammo on this fucking prison.

How do you solve the zombie calorie problem? Realistically they would never move unless there was prey otherwise they would collapse within days. The idea that zombies would still be around in 6 months in such numbers is not feasible.

>>746077351
Tons of things don't eat calories to move, anon... plants, grass, etc. Think of it like that.

>>746072406
>i got assblassted so much last thread I camped out the next thread to be a faggot in post 1.
anyway I would like more "reactive" stuff on the map to go and do, like turning the power/water back on or burning a town down or there being a an army tank i can get running on an army base or whatever.

not necessarily an ending or whatever but just long term shit to do.

>>746077503
So the zombies are aliens like Vash the stampede?

>>746077351
Maybe they are autophageous

>>746077351
the zombie virus is a plant/mushroom colony that grants efficient photosynthesis to the infected giving them energy to move.
they suck other nutrients passively from everything they touch.

>>746077617
There is an army tank, anon. It's in a police parking lot somewhere, and even has a machine gun turret.

so uhh
NPCs?

>>746072406
>where are the NPCs?
Well? Where are they?

>did something stupid
>got bitten by a stupid fucking zombie in the neck
>just one zombie
>FUCK
>had literally just found a big hiking backpack, biggest backpack found so far
>longest running game, 24 days
>fuck fuck fuck
>hrmm
>:idea:
>google "Hello, I have a question, can I use debug mode or something to remove a bite and zombie infection from the game Project Zomboid?"
>provides step-by-step instruction
>follow it
>am now infection-free
Fuck yeah.

>started fresh unmodded run for 42 stable when it came out
>play for ~25 hours
>get bored
>a couple days ago add some mods that seem updated
>30 min into new run get constant crashes
>lose all will to play

I didn't know where to go, but the basement in my house I spawned in had a crate of yellow paint, so I know I am in the right place at least.
Now to figure out how to get the questbook to unlock.

Play Project Zomboid. This is not a request.

>>746072228
Buy an ad you faggot.
B42 is a comical failure and everyone's taking the piss out of it.

>>746077815
You might need to play Zomboid without mods to actually see what's in the actual game.

>>746082461
It really isn't. Build 42 has drastically improved basically all of the cities in PZ in a massive way, and everyone loves the changes.

>want to make a chicken coop
>dry some grass to make hay for the floor and uhh
>you can't put hay down as a floor
>but you can go to a farm which has hay floor, pick it up, and put it down elsewhere
this fucking game man

>>746083898
this but in a not disingenuous faggot way

>>746077351
The zombie virus is witchcraft and necromancy and the zombies can keep moving because they are powered by dark magic instead of physical laws