>never played Baldur’s Gate before>see the internet blow up about it>my friends with shit taste love it>come to /v/ and see it getting shit on as gay bear sex simulator>ignore it>finally decide to play>it’s crazy and awesomeThis place is such a shithole now
bruh it was so crazy when the gay mage anal raped me haha frfr
>>746075532It's a genuine anachronism. People are not supposed to make games this well designed anymore. BG3 should not exist
I wouldn't say that the story blew me away but I thought the unique combat encounters were stupidly fun
>>746075532This game will have the same level of feedback as rdr2First loved, then hated after 5 or so years
>>746075532Yeah, a huge chunk of /v/ is full of people who have been legitimately brainwashed by memes. Thats just people on the internet for you.
It is the definition of decay in quality the further you get from the first act.
It fucking sucks. Act 1 is okay but filled with disgusting scenes. Act 2 is "the whole screen is black" the entire time and somebody's le edgy lesbian romance story. Didn't get to Act 3, which is reportedly the worst, because Act 2 was not worth finishing.
Its extremely kino but also pozzed. But its modern dnd so what do you expect. Compared to the rancid boring trite shit release that year and since it feels like an abberation (heh).
>>746075532>pick the dialogue option that tells the muscular druid man i like him>compliment him every chance i get in dialogue>start a romance with him>pick the option that lets me have sex with him>tell him to turn into a bear>he warns me about it>double down>he fucks my character as a gay bearwhat the fuck this game is woke as shit they literally force you to be gay wtf!!!
>>746076353Mixed-up right-wing Amerimutts, like you can see here on /v/, are nervous wrecks that are triggered just by knowing something is possible.
>>746076353Why are these homos always sucking my cock
>>746075532Bg3 is a beautiful illusion which you'll only see through on your second playthrough. The game has 10000 choices and none of them matter, the game is completely on rails.A game being linear isn't bad, but BG3 only works if you believe that it isn't linear, it was designed this way.
>>746075532>This place is such a shithole nowDid the daily gacha threads not clue you in? Yeah the game isn't perfect (Act 3 is a mess) but its far better than most big budget games from the west in recent years. Its impossible to tell how much of the dogshit takes here is shilling, trolling, or genuine retardation.
>>746076552Not really. What makes the game "work" is the combat. That's literally 90% of the gameplay. The rest is frills
>>746076103Well I’m only in Act 1 so I can’t speak for the rest of it but the game is dense as fuck, the world isn’t huge so far but it’s deep it really feels like I go to look at something and all of the sudden I’m pulled away for 5 hours with no clue what’s going on. For instance I stumbled into the bog with Ethel, trusted her originally as a nice old granny since everyone else is a selfish bloodsucker, and it turns out she’s an evil hag. I thought I was gonna fight her but she retreated into her lair, followed her in and without being able to rest I decided to fight her after the masks expecting to die, managed to scrounge up enough in the fight to kill her. Met that retarded bitch she captured after, decided to raise her husband to see what would happen, then gave her the wand and told her to take him as punishment for being retarded. That’s a nice summed up story and adventure, but then I find some crazy portal and end going to some wizards tower or some shit it just goes off on good adventurous tangents. It’s just a wild game at least so far for me with a fuckload of crazy options and I never really know what the fuck I’m getting into when I do almost anything.
What a totally organic thread!
For a story driven game with minimal replayability and shitty turn based combat it's very odd how the player count stays insanely high when considering the fact that the modding community is figuratively dead when compared to the likes of Skyrim or Witcher 3. I assume there's some coomer modsI don't know of
>>746077132The mods are 99% gooner mods and cheats, which also explains what all the players are doing in the game.
>>746077132It has 5 times more downloads than Witcher 3 on all modding platforms. It is kinda getting forgotten and will never surpass Bethesda games (11+ billion downloads for Skyrim, 2.4 for FO4) but Witcher shouldn't be in conversation. Cyberpunk is actually performing way better at 1.5 billion.
>>746077042>woah is that a game about videogames on the videogame board???>I better be a total faggot to fix this!!>>746077132The combat has a ton of randomness for replayability and as far as I can tell so far the story and general dialogue also have a lot of randomness but I could be wrong if I ever do a replay. So far the only shit that isn’t random as far as I can tell is the companion shit, although it seems it depends on who you keep in your party really. Learning about their backstories is fairly interesting, but they do force the sex shit a little much but it really just makes me laugh. I use Gale in my party and have been interested in his story, then I had a dialogue with him at camp. I went to talk to him and he was doing some magic shit, I thought it was cool and he started to teach me. I thought I’d get some backstory, or maybe a unique spell or really anything but then all it led to was the possibility of a gay encounter it was annoying, but it was funny that they went for that.
>>746077426
It's shit compared to BG1 and 2. It's obvious Larian doesn't actually like Forgotten Realms, because the story feels half-assed.
>>746077498Didn't someone release a pretty big quest mod recently? Was that any good?
>>746075532Low IQ retards hate bg3 for culture war reasons. High IQ retards think the gameplay is atrocious and insultingly easy to the point of not being fun. BG3 is the quintessential midwit game.
>>746077560As I said it’s my first BG game so it seems cool to me, it might make me go back and play 2. I really enjoy the randomness of it.
>>746077735It's not about bg ip specifically it's general knowledge of turn based games. Nobody seriously into turn based strategy games for gameplay praises bg3.
>>746075947This. The combat encounters are fun....However sometimes it feels like BG3 wants you to just use cheese. And its very easy to cheese stuff. Also forced "surprise" encounters fucking suck I love attacking hidden enemy first and getting surprised despite knowing full well there are enemies there.In general BG3 has flaws in the way of death by thousand paper cuts. The small things pile up from writing to pacing to story focus changing to RPG mechanics being strange to your custom char being non-character with no goals without donut steel partymembers to your minor choices not changing much stuff. Nor you being able to join the bad guys despite nonstop advertising of being able to do choices.I'm just so frustrated with BG3 its hard to put on words, its just a combat simulator at this point and the sex scenes are embarrassing why can't west make sex scenes like Japan?
>>746075532>everyone sucks BG3's cock>play it with friends, the game tempo is horrendous and basic actions are a chore to do>we all stop playingEnjoy your euroslop.
>>746077534>Didn't someone release a pretty big quest mod recently?For BG3? I have no idea.For BG2? There are metric fuckton of quest mods.
>>746075532>it’s crazy and awesomelemmi guess, you're still in Act 1?Keep playing anon. Be sure to finish Act 3 too
>>746077560I don't mind the progressive nonsense other than few companion interactions which are like 1 click away from trying to fuck you without warning or distinction between trying to be friendly and being a horny faggot. I'm not autistic or dedicated enough to beat games on hardcore/perma death modes so I generally ignored Honor mode but yes the basis game even on tactician is just insultingly easy and involves spamming death zone aoe combos in entrances/choke points which completely nullify enemy AI. Also I have to play on custom because fuck having to pay 4x extra for vendor items and getting nothing for your items on tactician. Also it's a typical Larian polish which peaks at the start of the game, reaches a fun conclusion in the middle of it and then feels like a boring hog at the end of it. I loathe 3rd act in this game.
>>746077560>insultingly easy to the point of not being fun.Post your honor mode completion faggot
>>746075532this style of rpg is bad, it actively fights against immersion by trying to drag you through a story.its apparently a well made game, but i just dont get people who want to play through a narrative instead of just wander off and immerse in a world. Its like so much of the game is wasted effort that wants to facilitate that but can never really do it so why is it even there?
>>746075947The story is a bit disjointed. I suspect it was re-written multiple times and that there are a lot of artifacts left over from previous drafts.>>746077498I like it better than BG1.>It's obvious Larian doesn't actually like Forgotten RealmsIs there anything worth liking about the modern Forgotten Realms setting? It was kind of a generic kitchen-sink fantasy world with a billion overpowered NPCs to begin with, and from what I've seen it has gotten worse over the years.>>746077869I wouldn't say it ever "wants" you to cheese encounters, but I don't know why they made it so NPCs don't react to you building a fort of gunpowder barrels around them. Granted, in BG2 you can often have a thief spam traps all over an area before combat (and those traps inexplicably pierce all damage reduction) so maybe they thought it was a series tradition.
>>746078343Spike Growth from a druid, bard or ranger and Hunger of Hadar combo from a warlock with EB knockback literally solo'd 80% of the game for me. Stand in the choke point. Cast spikes and hunger, watch enemies trying to reach you while being slowed, blind, bleeding and taking necrotic damage, knock back the few guys who actually make it close. Then add spirit guardians in 2nd act for the shadow creatures.
>>746076558It's all genuine retardation.
>>746075532I'm sure it would get more hate if you didn't have the option to kill any homo that makes a pass at you.
>>746076353Lmao retard
>>746078563>I wouldn't say it ever "wants" you to cheese encounters,When I played honor mode with my friend, the encounters felt borderline unbeatable the normal way when you have global 65% hit rate on melee and range attacks while enemy has almost 100% and fucking insane skills and stats where they murder you in few turns.On classic it feels like steamroll easily. And if you make monk+ Rouge level 3 a la thief with bonus action, then the game becomes just slight test of patience.I don't mind cheese by itself but when it becomes way too optimal, easier, and faster compared to more normal combat I start hating it.Also you can always steal your money back from Wither when you res and respec your characters so honor mode means nothing as long as you have few hundred coins and can escape with at least one of your characters(Also you can respec everyone as a thief to pickpocket everyone).Also also, on latest playthrough I misclicked on detect thoughts on one of the tieflings practicing swordfighting rather than encouraging them with char specific class based shit. I failed the roll by one and everyone attacked and started to fight to the death just because I failed to detect thoughts. Its Skyrim-tier AI where I couldn't just throw my hands in the air and ask them to arrest me instead. They legit thought that this is worth killing and dying for. Actually in Skyrim you can put your weapon away and the guards jail you. In BG3, the random merchant is willing to die because you tried to detect thoughts to encourage some guy to get over his fears, a guy he barely knows.
>>746079656lmao gay retard
>>746076510BG3 chars like many other wrpg characters are playersexual. Other than launch Gale, there are easy ways to have them just as friends and bros/sisters. But many see some out of context screenshot compliations(sometimes edited dialogue stuff or implying some other dialogue that has nothing to do with sex choices is part of sex stuff). Some people knowingly lie to themselves which is just plain stupid and means you can't even trust your own mind, fucking you up completely.
>>746077560>I save scummed every failure and now the game is too easy, how could this be happening to me?!
>>746075532DOWNLOAD THESE MODS IMMEDIATELYNEEDED:>NO ALPHABETS>REALMS RESTORED>"De-Girl Boss" is finicky but also worthwhile to an extent. Didn't use it myself but I bet it'd be better.RECOMMENDED>REALLY SHADOWHEART>EVEN BETTER ROMANCESUGGESTED>NIGHT WITH THE DROW>GOBLIN SLAYER ARMOR>Literally anything and everything associated with lizard mods>Minthara pretty face mod>Karlach long hairAll of these are in the in-game mod frontSuggested Playthrough: For a Lae'zel run you can be a lizard as she kinda says something about how your distant relation to dragons is a turn-on, but she likes human dickings if you kill the owlbear anywayKill Vampire. His questline is shit.SAVE Karlach, she is needed to become a squid in the ending (no spoilers) so the Gith can have their whatever war elsewhere while you turn Lae'zel into a housewife. Also SAVE the Gith egg. Put it in her inventory. You'll know when you get there.For a Shadowheart run, SAVE her parents (you don't need to save Nightsong but you do need to save her parents, if you do it this way she doesn't change her hair color). Kill Vampire. His questline is shit.Kill or ignore Wyll and Karlach.Gale and Lae'zel are optional, too. Halsin can be killed, unless you want to save a certain region which you will NEVER return to so it's actually completely pointless. Minthara also is pointless.Mod links are found at RPGHQ and the Really Shadowheart githubAlso don't forget the Nexus Mod "Shadowheart tattoos" and "concept art outfit" which makes her Best Girl when coupled with the Really Shadowheart mod. You can keep her original hair, too.Otherwise choose Lae'zel because anything less is faggot shit.Also make sure to use the Cheat Scroll mod from the in-game mod front because screw this game's ass combat and ever taking it seriously.
>>746080602>Dialogue skill check>DC 15, you have +8 bonus from your class skills etc.>Roll 2>Locked out of a quest or get combat where enemy insta stunlocks you because your party is moving around in a groupFun>Walk around the map>Encounter randomly a hyena rape combat when you are two levels below theirs>"im not allowed to load from farther away, guess this is it for my save and I roll new characters afterall I don't want to load a save when I fail something, Im not a save scummer"Extra fun
>>746075532first playthrough>poggers, this is amazingsecond playthrough>wait, the story doesn't really make sense>God, Shar's Gauntlet is so fucking terrible>wait, the different choices I made didn't really make much of a difference>act 3 is so damn bloated
>>746078596The game gives you how many tools and notches in your arsenal, and you complain about the choice you made to cheese? No shit if you min-max a tactics game with synergistic gear & abilities, you will have an easier time. It's no different in any other title. At least BG3 gives you a wide array of player choice to experiment with.
>>746075532>gay bear sex simulatorthat's not even true since the one being shared was with a female half elf
>>746076103welcome to larian, DOS1 and 2 was just like that too
>>746075532i like the archer and saber mod :)
>>746080791Screw it. I'll spoon feed you:https://mods.rpghq.org/baldurs-gate-3?page=2https://github.com/0x1amy0urdad/ReallyShadowhearthttps://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/22973https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/18986There. Everything else can be found in the in-game mod front like I said.NOW you can have fun with the game.It won't save it from the utterly ass writing for the plot or how most side quests go nowhere and every character but for Lae'zel, Gale and Shadowheart is essentially unrelated to the crux of the entire game's narrative but hey, whatever. It's better than nothing.Also check out Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous for a far better written WRPG than BG3, but you NEED the >Wokeless Wrathmod, also found on RPGHQAlso get yourself a better Arue portrait from Nexus Mods if you do, with Toy Box mod etc. Anyway that's it. I'm gonna beat the shit out of my domesticated frog wife until she orgasms and go to bed.
>another BG3 schizo thread
>>746080863The seems really start to show on a second run, don't they?It really does become a waifu simulator for anyone playing it more than once or twice, honestly. It's just got nothing going for it otherwise.
>>746081157>another BG3 schizo threadI will ALWAYS post RPGHQ mod recs in every BG3 thread I come across just to spite the faggotsForever
>>746076249It's a lot less pozzed than any other modern WotC products. We'll see when Divinity comes out but I suspect it will be more chuddy since it's their own IP.
Too horny, boring
If you're not a shill you didn't get past the middle of act one. Everyone starts gay flirting with you at that point. Endure it and get to act 2, and the entire story is about two lesbians, and you HAVE to be on their side or the tieflings you saved will die and you will be locked out of the best gear in game. And then you get to act3 and it's just constant "casual" talk of nothing but gay relationships all around and the whole story is "help natives accept the refugees!" Not even mentioning that through the entire game half of all characters no matter their race are niggers for some reason.
>gameplayOverall good.>storyOverall shit>musicOverall good.>graphicsOverall great.>artOverall mixed.I guess I should grade the companions as well, since they're a big part of any CRPG.>AstarionGood basic concept.Shit execution.Reddit dialogue.>GaleGood basic concept.Good execution if you remove his romance.Surprisingly only half reddit dialogue.>KarlachjGood basic concept.Mediocre execution.Unfortunately, very reddit dialogue.>Lae'zelBoring basic concept.Great execution.Good dialogue with barely any reddit.>ShadowheartGood basic concept.Overwritten and poor execution.Only slightly reddit dialogue but suffers from being a writer's pet.>WyllN/A (Nigg/A)>HalsinFetish concept.Boring execution.Boring dialogue regardless of reddit or not.>JaheiraPointless concept.Boring execution.Surprisingly reddit dialogue.>MinscPointless concept.Boring execution.Surprinsingly comes off less reddit than others.>MintharaGreat conceptUnfinished, but what's there is good execution.Good dialogue.
>>746081306The PC stuff is side story, the main story is fighting the 3 main bosses and their henchmen which are all well done encounter and story wise.
>>746080889>discover a strat>"stop min-maxing!!! using skills that just werk is playing the game wrong even if the AI is so stupid they cannot counteract your strat! give AI a chance!">"if you want to play BG3 the CORRECT WAY, you can't level up that or use that spell or get that item early or that weapon with command spell because that is cheesing stop using skills or playing even bit smart!">"AND STOP USING SHIELDS IN SOULS GAMES THAT'S CHEATING!"
>>746076054its different for BG3a lot of shit was broken on launch and shit like >>746075804basically DID happen because the devs were forced by the publisher to add more gay shit in last second (and make some of the girls less bitchy) and it broke shit.So you would ask a male character about where he came from, and the game would decide that meant you had seduced him and he had already had gay sex with you, and had free reign to have gay sex with you in the night and remind you of it in the morning.
>>746081306This entire post is entirely correct. Anyone playing this game without mods like >>746081090 and is touting it as "good" is a verifiable faggot>>746081332>>gameplay>Overall goodBrain dead shit, anon. It's just good in that you can break down most locked doors or misty step over most large chasms >>story>Overall shitCorrect.>>music>Overall good.Wrong. Play Pathfinder or Rogue Trader and check out good music.>>graphics>Overall great.They're fine. Not great. It's more "realistic" high-poly slop without unique aesthetic or art direction.>>art>Overall mixed.It's shit.>>Astarion>Good basic concept.Wrong, but everything else you said was right.>>Gale>Good basic concept.Also wrong.>>Karlachj>Good basic concept.Not even remotely.>>Lae'zel>Boring basic concept.Wrong, but again correct on other counts.>>Shadowheart>Good basic concept.Mediocre at best. Correct otherwise.>>Wyll>N/A (Nigg/A)CorrectWhy bother grading the other cast when they are all dull as shit? Minsc is only entertaining in light of not being a faggot.>>Minthara>Great concept>Unfinished, but what's there is good execution.Not even remotely good execution. Bitch gets kidnapped by the woman who brain raped her and says nothing about you rescuing her if you romanced her. She's barely finished DLC tier>Good dialogue.You missed>Awful voice
>>746081606Stop blaming the publisher.Larian chose to hire a gay furfag pedo unc to write half the companions. That's on the HR ladies Swen allows to make the hiring decisions.
>>746077132>>746077426The big secret is the game is too hard for most people so they restart over and over, the parts they learned push them through to the interaction decisions they like/didnt pick the other choice.Achievement completion rate tells you the entire story.
>>746077132>player count stays insanely highIt's dating sim for femcels, their main game stardew valley doesn't have sex scenes like this
>>746081537>which are all well done>you never confront another death deity avatar like at the end of Act 2>you never speak to Bane unless you use chat with his chosen's corpse like it's an Easter Egg>Bane's boy just gets big and has henchmen with turrets>Baal's bitch turns into a monster for a duel or has more henchmenNo
>>746081614>GameplayThere are no other turn based games with this level of interaction between characters, the environment, and objects.Wish they'd make a low magic game focused on being underpowered for the encounters and having to utilize the interactions more.>GraphicsThere are no other CRPGs with this graphical fidelity that don't also have complete troonslop designs.>ArtNah, some areas look quite nice.>AstarionVampires are cool, they just made him a gay elf at the same time, for some reason.>GaleFaustian characters are cool, a wizard especially fits the bill quite well.>KarlachA soldier slave girl from hell seems fine as a concept.>Lae'zelA rank and file retard is not an interesting concept unless it's from a faction that ties into the main story. Technically, the Gith do tie into the main story, but the main story is also shit, so her relation to them fizzles out. It's structurally good, but the specifics are boring as shit.>ShadowheartSchizo cleric would be a fine concept, it's just executed poorly.
>>746078563>Is there anything worth liking about the modern Forgotten Realms setting?No, and anyone saying "BG1 was better" or "BG2 is better" are speaking from pure nostalgia. BG1 sucks ass to play and BG2 is written almost as haphazardly as this. Bioware was never good at making an enthralling RPG narrative, though it did have the better Drow wife and significantly less gay.
>>746075532...now?
>>746081860BioWare games are beloved because they were baby's first RPG for most people.
>>746081652stop trying to rewrite history :)it was a hasty, forced last-minute addition, which is why shit was broken :)
>>746081881>baby's first RPG for most people.For me it was Pokemon Black and White.
>>746077869you can get around that with the Alert feat
>>746081834>There are no other turn based games with this level of interaction between characters,Party Chatter is all over Owlcat games and other vidya not made by Bioware, anon. Dig a bit deeper. Not to mention the plethora of PS2 titles with far better character interactions you can find and play with PCSX2 even on toaster laptops these days. As for games with this graphical fidelity? You have me there.>the environment,You can shove people off a cliff, break through a locked door or teleport over a gap instead of solving a puzzle. It's not that impressive, but ok>objects.How?>Nah, some areas look quite nice.Neir Automata looks better, and that's not saying much.>Vampires are coolNo>for some reason.Wizards of the Coast, like Games Workshop and literally every other tabletop IP owner, is replete with lefty hardcore faggots. Larian just so happened to also be heavily infested with them.>A soldier slave girl from hell seems fine as a concept.Not when she's built like a roided WWE wrestler from the first draft>A rank and file retard is not an interesting concept unless it's from a faction that ties into the main story. Her relation to them continues into the very last moment, anon. Especially if you don't squid yourself or Karlach. She basically becomes the next Vlakith or whatever by getting to fulfill her dream of riding red dragons and weilding a silver sword, all while taking up Orpheus's mantle. If anything Lae'zel is the most plot-oriented character in the cast.>the specifics are boring as shit.Well yeah but like you said that's whole game>Schizo cleric would be a fine concept, it's just executed poorly.She wasn't conceived as being schizo. Her EA personality was basically the same as it is now but being more bitchy and snide. People overhype the character she used to be. It was shit. Although an actual schizo would've been neat
>>746075532Tendies and one particularly broken schizophrenic shit on it. To everyone else it's known as a generationally good game.
>>746075532This image is at least 10 years old, but it's still relevantyou really need to learn to ignore most of the opinions on here, you can look at videos and images people post as supporting evidence, but never treat a purely text-based post as the truth, some people are so fucking pathetic that they make hating something their entire personality and will even lie about it to make it look worse
>>746081332I really liked gale, and his story and mannerisms, minus the gay sex stuff. Yet it's funny how many women despise everything about him, yet love the vampire. And this is in spite of the fact the astarion actively debuffs you by feeding on you at night.
>>746081606>>746075804this DOES NOT happenGale offers to teach you magic and it starts getting a bit romantic (was gonna say gay, but this scene plays for both men and women characters), and your character has the option to turn him down, which is what I didif your characters had sex with him, that's because you CHOSE to do it, and then acted like it was forced upon youthis is exactly why you can't talk about this game on /v/, because people are just dedicated to lying
>>746082284>To everyone else it's known as a generationally good game.>generationally good game.>generationally goodShadow Hearts: From the New World is a better written game than this. Suikoden 3 is better than this. Do you understand how miserable that is?Have you never played Growlanser games? Have you never played the better Suikoden titles? Do you know Eternal Darkness? Devil May Cry 3? FUCK me, anon, do you know any games ever made of any genre? How the fuck can anyone call this game a "generationally good" title? Same retards who think Claire Obscure: Pretensions Frenchmen 33 is "deep" and a "masterpiece".Were you born yesterday? Were you conceived in 2005?What the fuck happened to the world I have to live in?
>>746082364>if your characters had sex with him, that's because you CHOSE to do it, and then acted like it was forced upon youNo anon the bear man raped me and then Shadowheart cucked me with the bearman during an incestuous drow orgy while the gay vampire gave me ass-to-mouth I didn't even press any buttons I was in the other room at the time I swear the game did it on its own
>>746082526>"I'M GOING TO LIST A BUNCH OF GAMES THAT VARY FOR 3 YEARS AGO TO FUCKING 20 YEARS AGO, FROM COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GENRES AND GAMEPLAY STYLES!"I didn't know BG3 had shoot em up mechanics, or air juggling like DMC3, but wait, DMC3 has no dialogue choices, so I guess that means it's a much worse game than BG3your argument is so fucking retarded, it's obvious the guy you were replying to was talking about THIS generation and RPGs specifically
>>746076154Shuuut up bitch
>>746082364>>746082617This is disingenuous.Here's what actually happens and why it's bad:>Gale offers to show you magic>You agree because why not>He starts looking at you with bedroom eyes>The narrator starts reading the intro to the gay fanfic that's this game's actual writing>You decline because that's fucking gay, dude, what the fuck>Gale looks at you with sad puppy dog eyes>The narrator explains how sad the situation just becameThis is not the same as you declining and it's cool cause you're still bros. The game tries to shame you for not being gay.
>>746082635Unensouled golem reply.
>>746082721>The game tries to shame you for not being gay.True, but he doesn't molest you without you accepting it. That's the point. Nothing that anons bitch about regularly ever occurs without player acceptance. Also, use mods. Remove gay.
>>746082721>The game tries to shame you for not being gay.It happened (past tense for a reason) regardless of player gender because playersexual.
>>746082635>it's obvious the guy you were replying toWhat are you his boyfriend? Let the fucker answer for his own stupidity. He didn't say>the best RPG we've had this generationWhich is a very low bar to begin with, and still arguable. He said>To everyone else it's known as a generationally good game.Learn to read before white knighting for anon dick
> Old BGRTwP with the option to set pause points to make it TB> New BGTB because too lazy.The faggotry is just the icing on a shit cake.
>>746082635>only mentions DMC3>can't reference the other games mentioned because anon doesn't even know what they are
>>746083115>RTwPchad
>>746082956Playersexual is not an excuse for shaming the player for not being gay.>>746082946Yeah, none of the companions gay rape you, but the principle is the same. If you're not gay, you're not welcome to enjoy the story without being shamed for it.The story itself is shit anyway, so nobody should care, but if you're going to bother adding companions, then at least make them good.
>>746076353Genuinely I think the only unwanted gay advance that can happen is from Gale when he'll just say he wants to fuck you for no reason out of nowhere and seeing peoples reactions is really funny, god I hate Gayle
>>746083184Gale is a really good RPG companion if you mod out the gay shit. He becomes a tragic faustian figure, I like it.
>>746083183You are not shamed for not being gay because all romances are playersexual, you were shamed for rejecting Gale's romantic interest by Gale.
>>746083183Choose one companion and kill every other one. Problem solved.
>>746080791>Minthara pretty face modAnything else to turn drow into a best grill?
>>746075532Your mother has shit taste desu
>>746083307There was a mod on RPGHQ to replace her voice with an AI version that's prettier and younger, but the modder was lazy and the voice cracks up and squeaks whenever Minthara's voice gets gravelly, which happens a lot.Honestly her voice actress isn't bad. After her sex/romance scene she speaks softly to you and her voice and tone is so beautiful when she's allowed to sound like a woman. I think Larian screwed her in voice direction, if there was any.Night with the Drow is how you can have her sex scene while doing a good guy run. She reacts as if you were romantic when you rescue her from Moonrise, too, like how she was hoping you would come for her. That's cool. No mods to give her a scene for the Durge resist moment, though, and nothing to flesh her out in Act 3. But at least she will look far better.
>>746083271You're right, I should just play a good RPG instead of this shit.
>>746082364Even if you come on to him he whimpers away while saying something about his waifu. Gale doesn't put out until late in act 2, and that's if you romance him hard. The dude is a literal waifufag living in his neetcave/tower.
Its worse in every way compared to Divinity Original Sin 2
Shabbat Shalom! I'm an Askhenazi Jew and this diceslop is what I want the goyim to play! It took god's chosen people 5 gorillion to make this boring trash. So I'm happy that the goy cattle bought it all. Make sure to buy all the dlc's as well like a good consoomer.
>>746081332Wyll has a kino story but its a shame most of the companions stories devolve into>i had sex with this powerful being and now I'm a monsterLuckily I made the Ultimate Sacrifce on the first playthrough and it ended up working themeatically
>>746085206This post is as clean as an orc's arse.
>>746085206I modded the faggotry away and both married and impregnated Shadowheart, who I also modded. I also earn good money and live a real life outside of my digital toybox. And I pirated it.What now, Jew-obsessed anon?
>>746085290>Wyll has a kino story>sold his soul to save the city from a cult army>implying Baldur's Gate isn't large enough and filled with enough powerful people to destroy said army anyway>implying Wyll isn't just an impulsive retard
>>746086139You have lost the shape of a man, a pitiful existence; why do you post without purpose?
>>746082721Now you know how women feel every day
>>746083178they're obscure weeb games i wouldn't have even registered on an ad in psm if they didn't have big anime titties
>>746082364On release Gale's affinity towards the player was bugged and went up comically fast, so by the 2nd or even 3rd rest of just being a not-asshole, he'd try and fuck you. This is how he became known to be a sex pest.
>>746085167Original Sin 2 Tactician LW Act 1 was pure joy
>>746086661OP here I just think this shit is funny, it was a bit annoying since I actually was interested in some more lore or maybe a spell or some shit but that gay look he gives is really funny. The romance speed is in general just very amusing I got a night alone with Shadowheart and I swear all she has done is told me to fuck off when I ask her questions then all of a sudden she’s in love with me. Same with Laezel I haven’t had her in my party in a minute and she hasn’t had dialogue in camp either and suddenly she wants to rape me in my sleep. I don’t really give a fuck about the romance options the way it’s done is just amusing like seeing the girls underwear on equip and having a choice of what cock I want lol all it really did was make me realize there are DnD freaks out there whose campaigns just turn into ERP which is pretty funny to think about.
>>746075532>now
>>746086214He was trying to impress his father
>>746087074Laezel and Minthara is turned on by you killing people, she'll try to jump your pants at the party regardless of how you've ended Act 1.Shart is turned on by you being either a moralfag or evilchad.
>>746087436Laezel can have her affinity increased by just being a merc. If you ask for payment at every opportunity, she'll like you.
>>746085290>Wyll has a kino storyNo, his story has the elements of kino used very poorly.Most of the shopkeepers you meet in Act 3 could have undone the threat he sacrificed his soul to defeat.
>>746082721This is why I stopped playing the game at launch because I somehow I missed the the first chance to romance karlach but this scene plays out that same night. Funny how I gave this game another chance and discover /v/ wasn't wrong and is choke full of gay dogshit.
>>746075532the most astroturfed game of all time
>>746077560The gameplay is atrocious because its based off of dnd 5E which is made for invalid children.
i dont really care that there is gay sex or whatever but one time i got Wyll's affection too high, him waking you up by dancing like a gay fucking fairy and (in my case) getting turned down is probably the cuckiest, funniest scene in the game.
>>746075532based. always do the opposite of what /v/ says.
>>746075804I never even found Gale in my playthrough. I wondered why people were so mad
>>746090215But majority of tourists deepthroat BG3?
>>746079657being bad at honor mode and making a character is on you.my honor mode was MC as. half orc monk, tavern brawler feat, and stunning palmed every big bad monster. stunlocking avatar of myrkul was easy af.had a battlemaster fighter astarion, life domain cleric minthara, sorc shadowheart.hired 4 companions from withers and left them in camp. had a wizard built exclusively for getting extra potions (wizard, rogue, and bard levels to max medicine skill),had two wizard clerics in camp that cast warding bond on my mc and fighter, healed them between encounters, and a bard maxd for buying and selling. never struggled for money, potions, or healingonce you hit level 6 the game is a cakewalk in honor mode.gitgud
>am i being contranianno, its the everyone else who is wrong
>>746079657The easiest way to beat honor mode is literally just to roll 4 fighters. There's not even any gear overlap and you end pretty much every fight on turn 1
>>746075532>nowBut to answer to your question: because it's filled with seething thirdies and amerimutt culture war cargo cultists
>doesnt like turn based combat>insists its "shitty"Very quick way to identify someone whos opinion is worth ignoring- its someone who doesnt play a lot of vidya. Probably thinks oblivion and skyrim have better gameplay than morrowind because combat in those games are pool noodle fights instead of dice rolls
>>746075532Gamergame and the 2016 elections ruined this site in a way that it will probably never recover.
>>746091264Based. Make them all human males too
>>746075532>be friendly to my male companions>every single one of them interprets this as an invitation for gay sexI hate how there isnt a single party member in BG3 that feels like an actual good friend.
>>746092295Frogs are better because they can jump good.
>>746092371Your minsc and jaheira?
>>746077498BG3 has way more story than the other two games
>>746092371I've never had this problem with Astarion and he turns into a total bro mid-late game
Charisma feels kinda busted in this game because there are so many problems you can solve through dialogue or at least assure you the the best possible result from a bad situation.I kinda want to replay it as a socially awkward wizard with zero social skills just to see how much things change.
>>746092371Have you tried being less gay? Funny how I never had this problem. Finished the game with most party members on Very High or Exceptional affinity and everybody considering me a great bro.
>>746081553If the strat is making you have a worse time playing, why would you use it? It's not playing the game wrong, but we're talking about your individual experience. A good game should grant enough player freedom to tailor your experience, like BG3, Underrail, XCOM, AoD, JA, etc..
>>746081553Did you have fun?
>>746075532BG3 is that one successful woke game, even if all the woke stuff is optional and not preachy.They still use it as the only example of a woke game not destroying a company, there's literally no other game.
>>746075532this place has been a shithole for a decade at least.its your own fault for believing anything you read here.
>>746093397My friend went bard(which I think he read a guide for) and practically ruined our entire run due to it being a supremely broken class that enables you to do everything.
>>746092964But is it better? More doesnt mean better
>>746076558Most of it is just jeets and abduls being brown, really.
>>746075878i think you can say a bunch of positive things about bg3 but "well desgined" certainly shouldn't be one of them when the game allows you to trivialize it in so many different ways
>>746094568what are woke games that destroyed the company
>>746075532It's a full priced game.The entire culture war is sour grapes over not being able to afford things, and so choosing based on values becomes a cope for having to choose at all.If you can't have two cakes, one of them has to be gay, that's why you didn't buy the second.
>>746075532>never played Baldur’s Gate beforeThat's why you think it's so great. Try 1 or 2, they're a billion time better
>>746095005it is possible to pirate this gaem anon, not only is it possible its extremely easy
>>746075532I think the part that sticks with me the most is in act 1 underdark. I was exploring that wizards tower that was trapped but awfully quiet. I sent my ranger (with stealth) in, I forget if I was using the anti magic flower or whatever. Ascended to the top floor. Picked the wrong dialogue with the robots and was gonna get raped and used featherfall to escape by jumping off, and then reunited with my party.Its actually so kino you can use that and jump down the pit to even enter the underdark. The special cursed book with the gem and getting dance macabre or whatever.Instead of just dialogue and the bare minimums of spells and equipment that are in the players handbook, they crafted unique mechanics all throughout the game to make it fun and enjoyable. I tore through that golem in the forge because all my guys had hammers for that blunt damage.And chucking corpses or spears from high spots was fun as hell
>>746075804>take the gay into your party>romance the gay>*do you want to have sex with the gay?*>clicks yes>"NOOOOOOO HOW AM I GETTING SUBJECTED TO THIS SAVE ME TRUMP AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>strip all characters nude>have to fap every 10 minutes
>>746086139this but I played a paladin of selune which increased the romance's kino 1000x
>>746093397Intimidation checks can be just as good as charisma, but stores get more expensive.
>>746075532>come to /v/ and see it getting shit on as gay bear sex simulator>it’s crazy and awesome>This place is such a shithole nowWhat kind of bias is this? /v/ has been divided on Baldur's Gate 3 the whole time. It's not universally shit on.General consensus seems to be that it's a very good CRPG but also gay as fuck
>>746095128You may be thinking too highly of the average homunculus locked in the culture war anon.
>>746076353It's still pretty fucked up that it's in the gameArcanum had the sheep at the brothel but that was a side thing that was supposed to be fucked up, not a deliberately subversive romance plot
>>746090991>monk with tavern brawlerthat is cheesing
>>746077560What if you dislike it for both reasons
>>746095943then you think your high iq but your not
i love playing as a girl tav
>>746082227>Party Chatter is all over Owlcat games and other vidya not made by Bioware, anon. Dig a bit deeper. Not to mention the plethora of PS2 titles with far better character interactions you can find and playNTA, but like what?
>>746082364>Gale offers to teach you magic and it starts getting a bit romanticThis is still bad
>>746086252lmao
I already read all the comments here in at least 10 different threads. Tencent bots are still shilling this shit after years, but can’t even change the script.
>>746092371It's just rotten at the foundation. They made it to be a gay inclusive kinky "horny" game and that bleeds through in everything
>>746092964BG1 and 2 have better stories that know how to get out of their own way
>>746096523>6 years of endless seethingWailing wailingA loud cry of pain or rage or sorrowAnd with a wonderful singing voiceUnbridledWailing wailingA loud cry of pain or rage or sorrowWith a wonderful singing voiceI was beside myself, myself
>>746094568>even if all the woke stuff is optionalIt can't be considered to be optional if it's a fundamental part of the world and story, even if you can say "no I don't want to fuck you"But yeah it's "optional" enough that a lot of people can pretend it's not there I suppose
>>746082364It did happen, it was acknowledged by the developers then at one point patched out. It's a known, but no longer present, problem. That said, you're doing nobody any favours by pretending it never was a problem, because anybody who played the game on release, plus the devs, knows that you're incorrect.
>>746095005>The entire culture war is sour grapes over not being able to afford thingsYou are incredibly retarded. I've said no to countless games that I can easily afford because I have standards and reject wokeshit
>>746095547Gale hitting on you at all is fucking weird, you're just strawmanning like usual
>>746096863And what people are seeing now is the toned down version, too.
>>746075532Best game ever
>>746096863well any character hitting on you is pretty weird consdering how long they know you for before they do it
>>746097309They're mistaking tadpole hive minding for physical attraction.
>>746096523>make thread>reply in own that that you're mad someone made thread>then get mad that you've read own replies beforelmao
>>746096523theres 50k people playing it right now do you really think there is not organic discussion about it
>>746097309It's weirder when it's a dude hitting on a dude. Especially when it's the same interaction for both sexes. It just doesn't work.
>>746097565>theres 50k people playing it right nowIt's actually more than 50k. It's 50k on Steam. I for example play the game on GOG and there are people who play on consoles.
>>746097565Must be such a fun game that they are playing and commenting on the game here at the same time.
>>746097680the whole point is you can just refuse it gay people do exist or women who play male characters, i really dont get the big deal about what just saying no is
>>746097680They didnt even write different lines? Thats hella gay.
>>746097565Anon, that dude legitimately thinks every single post saying something good about BG3 is Chinese. You can't reason with autism.
>>746098103You can refuse it, it's still weird and uncanny and hurts the setting.
>>746083585>pic relatedSo much better than vanilla, time to roll a white human paladin and show her the power of love (BWC)
>>746098464Hes not your bro if youre scared to turn your back to him, for fear of molestation.
>>746083115truth
>>746094878Jeets and abduls are the ones that fell for the propaganda of BG3 being le best RPG ever since a streamer told them so
>>746099468
>>746075532Pretty much, I remember when people were unironically acting like Hogwash Legacy even touched this shit when it had less spells than Elden Ring.
>>746100678>tranny mad about Harry Potter loves BG3kek
>>746101085>Game about magic has less spells than a game about trees>You have to act like it’s good>This makes me the gay oneYeah, because Harry Potter is so much less gay, it’s just a rip off of Star Wars, which by extension is a rip off of Dune, and neither of those franchises are also gay and lame.
>>746075532>Guys! It's so awesome! I love baldur's gay!>You meany can't appreciate cute gaems teehee!
>>746075532>play gnome>hate everyone taller than a dwarf>be a drunk ranger>have fun
>>746082301>will even lie about it to make it look worseIt's genuinely bizarre how often you'll see that if you actually know what they're talking about. Like, I've seen several posts shitting on the new XCOM games for lying to you about hit chances and rigging the odds against the player some even telling you to just look it up like it's some known thing. Of course if you look it up there's absolutely nothing and it's in fact the opposite where easy difficulties give you bonuses to your hits. Lies spread incredibly easily on here too because anons more than ever now are bonafide retards that take everything at face value without even googling it.People here also love taking one clip that somebody posted precisely because it was a rare funny occurrence and acting like it's a common thing present throughout the entire game. One janky hitbox interaction the average player's never seen becomes a testament to how awful and random a game's fights are.