Valkyr, your master calls.
>>746081302https://youtu.be/om6QZVMX9-M
I hate how samey the AI gens started to look as soon as the Ghibli craze took over and they had to sanitize the AI.
slop
Sylvanas canonically smells like a rotting corpse at all times, even several baths worth of scented oils she takes daily can't mask it. You don't even need to "imagine the smell", you can quite literally go smell a corpse that's spent decades rotting from the inside for the same effect.
no pubes????
>>746085154h-hot
>>746085154Yeah but she's hot so it doesn't matter.I'll happily wash her everyday and apply scented oils all over her body
>>746085154Smellsmatched with the average anon.
>>746085154if the smell of rot is a smell of waste of bacteria that's consuming a body, that means she's constantly regenerating her tissues, which would mean she has to constantly eat to resupply her decomposing body with nutrientswhich brings us to the question, what does she eat?
>>746081302Huh?
>>746081302>can give her literally any face>30 yo roastie
>>746086438Corpses, that's what most Forsaken seem to eat on the downlow. But it doesn't seem to stop them from eating anything else.
>>746086495I want to have sex with a 30 year old roastie
>>746085154You're making a mountain out of a mole hill, there's probably some magical solution to this, illusion magic or something. Either way, most people don't want to have sex with a rotting corpse, they're just imagining Sylvanas in her high elven form, or perhaps a recently deceased Sylvanas who has not begun to seriously decompose.
>>746081302
>>746086761Her corpse was laying in the fields for a long while before she ever made it back, it just isn't an option.And I myself am not making a molehill out of it, this is in-game information you can find. It's also detailed in the book.Hell, one of her click quotes in Heroes of the Storm is literally,>What -IS THAT SMELL?!-... Is it me again?!So yeah. It is what it is.
>>746086812They made Sylvanas said it wasn't mind control at all and she would do it again if she found herself in the same circumstances, though.Word by word.
>>746081302Getting Arthas'd was the best thing that ever happened to her
saar slop
>>746086838properly embalmed corpses don't smellsylvanas obviously isn't actively rotting, or she would rot away. she is preserved somehow, in some fashion that at least hypothetically might not smell
>>746086629does she eat humanoid corpses, or animal meat like a normal person? does she flavor them? does she eat them off a plate with a fork and a knife? what's the Forsaken gastronomic culture like?
>>746087108Go argue that with Blizzard. I am stating game lore about her, not personal preference. These are things you are told and can see at any time you wish in the respective material she shows up in. I don't give a fuck.
>>746087131
>>746087131There is no genuine elaboration on it besides Forsaken being shown to eat everything, including humanoids. I believe in one of the books she is having one of those joke Addams family feasts where it's like a normal fancy dinner but made out of nasty cartoony shit.Much of what they do probably revolves around that practically speaking.
>>746085154>anon has decade old corpses nearby to smell at any time
>>746081302Wow players get to see THAT?
>have children with the witch>the witch strangles them to death and celebrates with other witches that have children and blames their death on the husbandDie bitch.
warcraft is so fucking gay
>>746087616>Hot big titty elf hippy bimbos>Hot big titty elf demon bimbos>Hot big titty goth ghost elves>Cold big titty ghost elves>Cannonical qt3.14 succs who love you>Thicc dwarven women who aren't hideous and hairy >Human women who I wish were real>Space goatsyou are fucking gay. Though there is a division between wotlk and cata, cata started the gay. You can say modern wow is fucking gay, but not warcraft.
>>746087083ma'am...
>>746087416Uhm, you don't? What have you been doing if not hunting down your enemies to display their corpses as trophies? Playing VIDEO GAMES? Loser!
>>746087917All of which kill their offspring
>>746081302I noticed the skin sometimes turns into folded cloth on her left.
>>746081302sylvanas if she was american
>>746081302ai video
>>746087917This was true pre-cata, not in 2026.
