Men! We must have bigger eyes and gentler glances!

>>746083856
Tf does that mean choom?

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>>746083801
AND THIS IS TO BECOME EVEN... BETTER... BEYOND!!!!!

>>746083939
Is this... t-the power... of BETTER MEN?!?!?!

not funny

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>>746084067
Why don't you just... walk away?

>>746084105
Maybe you shouldn't spam this daily

>>746084176
>/v/ is one person

>>746084203
You're not fooling anyone

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>>746084176
Maybe you should be the BETTER MAN and walk away.

>Sony
Pretty sure not even favela monkeys buy playstation anymore.

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>>746084238
>You're not fooling anyone

Bettermenbros, how can we become even betterer?

>>746084365
>how can we become even betterer?
we MUST become even betterer. Be. Better.

Indeed

>>746084404
But HOW? :(

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>>746084440
First of all... it's none of your business what she did before she met you.

CHADsura victim.

>KWABtos

>>746084513

>Kratos: "FAAAAYE! YOU HAD A BUKKAKE PARTY WITH THE AESIR AND PERFORMED GOKKUN? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"
>Atreus: "We are gonna travel to the land of the rising sun for that one, Dad!"
>Kratos: "Land of the rising sun?"
>Atreus: "We are going to Japan."
>Baba O’Riley intro starts playing
>"out here in the fields"
>montage of Kratos and Atreus rowing into misty Japanese waters
>The first thing they see is a kappa eating a cucumber
>"I fought for my meals"
>Kratos suplexes the kappa out of the river
>Atreus skins it and makes soup on the spot
>THIS YEAR
>lantern-lit alley
>Jorōgumo drops down
>Kratos: "Boy, do you know about red orbs?"
>Atreus: "O jeez no Dad!"
>PREPARE
>QTE HUD flashes
>oni smashes through a shrine
>Atreus lands an anime arrow shot mid-air
>Jorōgumo just giggling in the background from last encounter
>FOR SECRETS TO UNFOLD
>“Don’t cry, don’t raise your eye”
>Kratos learns what Bukkake and Gokkun mean
>ARES! DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE IS YOURS!
>Faye “So that’s it huh? You’d offer me too?”
>Kratos: “YOU ARE ALIVE”
>Atreus: “MOM!”
>“Teenage wasteland” kicks in full blast montage of them slashing yokai, dodging ink serpents, headbutting tengu
>camera spins around Kratos, Atreus, and Faye doing a QTE finisher with Leviathan Axe glowing
>Baba O’Riley outro plays during this
>screen cuts to black
>final shot
>cozy Japanese house, fire crackling
>Kratos, Atreus, and Faye are sitting down while slurping ramen
>Faye: “Remember Kratos when you were licking me one day and you gulped down some white goo”
>Kratos: “Hmm?”
>Faye: “It was Thor’s semen”
>Kratos: “FAAAAAYE!”
>Atreus: “I guess dad likes gokkun as well”
>Kratos: “BOY”
>they all start laughing
>Kratos: “What your mother did in her past, does not matter, Atreus”
>boom
>God of War: Thirst of Faye
>screen fades to black

>>746085135
I ACTUALLY don't know what "gokkun" is and I'm glad I don't. Don't explain it to me.

Kratos cuck spam will never not be funny.

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>>746083856
Like this Mr. Kratos? UwU

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Does anyone have the ohmyscience schizopost? Please post it. I need a laugh

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>>746086005
Anon what the fuck this isn't being a better man

>>746083801
>>746083939
>>746084105
>>746084513
MY WIFE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>746086005
No, it's not porn. I'm tired of pretending.

>>746086005
It's not porn, but I came anyway. Thanks bro.

>BETTER NEN?!

>>746084105
That guy ended up being a rapist BTW KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhwdoyp4Ov4

>>746083801
I hate nu-Kratos. I only played the original PS2 games, 1 & 2.
I don't play games like TLoU. I prefer actual video games.