Kojimbo bros...
I mean yeah he's 63. He has 2 or 3 IPs at best. I can't imagine him working in his 80s.
>>746090184I bet he had fun unwrapping his present.
Let him cook
>>746090184>Japanese>doesn’t smokeHe will live to be 100.
>>746090297>>746090316>746090316
>>746090372Churchill did nothing but drink and smoke and he lives to fucking 90
>>746090184Kojima became so obsessed with funereal charm in his sixties.
happy birthday, now make DS3 you old fuck
thank fuck
>>746090184He'll be at least 70 when Physint ships, it will be his last game
>>746090297>>746090316but he already said, and I quote "I am not a gay"
>>746090434I'm so sick of reading incomprehensible bullshit from esls on this site
Death stranding worth it? Already missed out on some discounts
>>746090641That's a lot of syllables to say illegible.
>>746090653Its a fucking walking simulator
>>746090653Yes, it's a great game. A lot of the fun for me came from trying out all of the tools you get and optimizing my delivery routes. Also bullying enemies in their camps is amusing as hell.
>>746090641You're don't have to read ham.
>>746090653I liked it. Just play it for two hours and if you don't like it then get a refund on steam.
>>746090810Don't give him ideas, anon. He will become sapient.
>>746090653I enjoyed it but fuck me if I remember the story at all
>>746090653Walking sim with the worst writing in video game history. Anyone else would feel great shame putting their name on that piece of shit.
If he actually made a movie, and not a movie game, he'd be able to complete all those ideas. Because movies are made faster than video games.But for some reason he doesn't want to just make a movie....
>>746091117He doesnt know how to make a movie with concise dialog and oacing
>>746091117and he shouldnt. He's got a great mind for games, but is a shit-tier director
>>746090653>Already missed out on some discountsIt's popped up for free on EGS a few times. Might still do so. Where I got my copy from. Still haven't played it.
>>746090184Ass cancer
>>746091179He should ask his friend David Hayter, he's done a movie hehehehe....
>>746091327I cant fucking believe he wrote the 2000 X-men film
>>746090184So why did he waste 6 years on a fucking glorified Death Stranding DLC?
>>746090184Physint will be the last AAA game he personally directs
>>746091443He wasted years on a MGS V: Ground Zeroes expansion as well
>>746090184Please have less time.
>>746091404>sparked a billion dollar movie franchise with actual actors like McKellen and StewartBet Kojima is so jealous.
>>746091404He didn't really. The script went through many script doctors. He was the last and got the credit.Fun fact: David Hayter was Bryan Singer's secretary. He was not brought on to write the film but to answer the phones.
>>746091595Why did Kojima fuck him over so much in MGSV? Hayter isnt even expensive
>>746091702oh he "answered" Bryan Singer's "phone" alright
are you regretting your words and deeds yet? well, are you?
>>746091802Because Kojima is a pathetic starfucker
>>746090297All I see is the face of a boy
>>746091702I know the same thing happened with Watchmen,
>>746091881That was the last time Kiefer Sutherland was even remotely relevant. He couldnt have made a worse casting choice
>>746091831Why do you think he got writer credit?
>>746091117lmao imagine telling kojimbo to somehow make a 2 hour long movie. Fuck it, make it 4 hours. He would still have a panic attack at the thought of not being allowed to make each scene a 20 minute yapfest
>>746091702David always seemed a lil' zesty to me, his Guyver performance was always a little 'fruity'
>>746090653/v/ hates it. That means it's kino
>>746090184I wish he was making Physint and not this gay horror stuff.
>>746090297Haaland?
>>746092105nah I want to see what he does with it, way more interesting than not-Metal-Gear
>>746090184>Kojimbo bros>not Kojimbrosand that is why you will never be a Kojima-tier writer
>>746091949Kiefer was fucking amazing with what little he did.
>>746090184I will go to school and take over for him. I will act as the new kojima, I can use deep hypnosis to be like him. I can be venom kojima
>>746090316Why does hunter look like a woman in some photos and other hunter looks like a man also hunter still has a psnis.
>>746090624good thing Hunter is a girl then
>>746091802Kris Zimmerman Salter, the series' casting director recently said that kojima always hated Jeremy Blaustein for "ruining" the translation for MGS1 and the way Hayter continued to portray Snake was always more in line with Blaustein's version. So when konami gave him full creative control of the cast for V, even with Kris recommending they at least keep David for Big Boss and not Venom, she found out the following week he had already hired Keifer.
>>746090184>I have many ideas but not much laifu leftu>Wastes 6 years making Death Stranding 2 with exactly 0 new ideasWhat a retard
>>746090653First one is novel and interesting enough to be worth a play, also it's probably cheapSequel is bloated recycled shit which assumes you're an imbecile who has never played a videogame and treats you as such
>>746094562Wow what a bitchBlaustein translated Snatcher and MGS like a champ
>>746094834It's even funnier because during MGS Twin Snakes dev at silicon knights one of them asked him to quote "5 5 6ers and pineapples" and he got offended because "I did not write that".
>>746094991Absolutely seething that the english-speaking world is only familiar with Blaustein's iconographyCunt should have learned english earlier if it really meant that much to him
>>746090316in a oven
>>746095196Exactly. As much as I tend to hate translations, Jeremy is arguably why MGS1 captivated the west.
>>746094569Did Kojima make SD Snatcher? I know he made the big one but did he do the dumb jrpg?
>>746091179Concise dialogue and oacing? What do you mean?
>>746091702Still more writing credits than Alannah Pearce
>>746093409He sounded like the college humor Batman
>>746091702Its Hollywood you have to have friends or family in the business to make money also if you are a goyim you are basically fucked
>>746095475>Initially Hideo Kojima was not involved with the development of SD Snatcher, as he was busy with Metal Gear 2: Solid Snake at the time, but he and his team were brought in during the late stages of development to help complete SD Snatcher smoothly so they could resume development of Solid Snake. It was translated by the Dutch-based group Oasis in 1993, making it one of the earliest documented fan translations.
>>746090184This man is extremely based. He does whatever he wants and gets big budgets for it. 80% of his ideas get made fun of but it doesn't affect him at all. He's living the dream of every kid who fantasizes about making games.
he wasted a decade on death stranding. not the best use of his remaining time.
>>746095837Good, that game is really funny
>>746092160Nope. He has short hair now
Soon the most intelligent dev who ever lived will retire bros. I don’t know how we’re gonna cope without him
>>746094562>they at least keep David for Big Boss and not VenomThis is exactly the reason why I stopped respecting this creatividad bitch. It was the biggest fucking missed opportunity to make a statement in history. The idea of two Big Bosses would've landed perfectly if you had had the original with Hayter's voice signaling that no imitation will ever be perfect 1:1. Instead you had Kieffer voicing OG Boss, making people wondering how the fuck new Boss managed to imitate OG perfectly. Such tech would've done wonders for the Patriots if it existed, but no one ever uses it later. Fucking dumb jap
>>746096920I thought this was a Kojima thread not a Peter Molyneux thread.
>>746090184stop making games that look like movies then and you will hav emore time
>>746090653if you play on pc and liked euro truck simulator 2, you will love the first one.
>>746090184farewell sausage
