>>746090867
>vagina dentata

>>746091268
Dont joke about it. Its a primal fear of any guy.
>slide your dick into pussy
>penetrate really deep
>girl leglocks you
>asks you "why did you fuck by best friend last week?"
>you reply with "huh?"
>she clenches her pelvic muscles
>you experience your dick being bitten off
>agony as you are bleeding allover and unable to do anything except scream and watch your genitals gush a blood fountain
>she stands up
>your dick fall out of her vagina
>she kicks you in the head and leaves
>as you are fading away into waters of oblivion you hear sirens in the distance
>some time later doc says that they cannot graft any penis on you and looks with disbelief when you ask if horse's can be grafted
>sometime later you accept your fate
>you start taking estrogen and some time afterwards undergo gender reassignment
>due to influx of estrogen and proesterone and having a vagina you start behaving slutty just like any other woman
>one day you get pumped and dumped
>you feel bad about that and start ruminating
>you eventually recall that time when you cheated on your girlfriend with her best friend and realise you got into this mess entirely throug your own fault
>you realise you have noone to blame but yourself
>but you cannot accept that
Never cheat on a woman - you will become one.

>aliens
I dont like that Fireteam is in third-person. Ruins immersion. Game looked interesting, but that shit just kills a game for me. Also looked too much like a live service slop without live service part - grind, bullshit modifiers, etc. Id rather replay AVP 2010.