When I was a kid I would have been excited, now all I really care is how the NPC's will react if I shoot the place. will the beg, will they cower, will they fight? if i shoot her in the shoulder does she cover her shoulder and slump?
I don't play games for sexo women, GTA is meant to be a sand box crime simulator and I'm more interested in how realistic the sandbox is.

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>>746093623
>will they cower,
maybe
maybe not

>>746093771
nigga thats your OWN night club
why would the guard be scared

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>>746092997
>remember when we used to be kids and jerked off to the pixellated strip clubs? now people got it premium
Getting into first person with my Online character and fucking hookers made me cum alot, the dialogue is pretty hot

Shame we can't fuck the strippers in Online

>>746092997
Kids are lucky as fuck man

>>746093983
yea thats completely normal
i'm sure you wouldn't care if your friends or family start throwing knifes at you

wtf I love rockstar now?!

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>>746092997
This is vomit-inducing obesity and I will not pretend it's not.
I will not buy this garbage game.

>>746092997
I had softcore Showcase, a discarded playboy mag and the family computer when my parents were asleep.
Simpler times...

>>746094265
would

>>746092997
Is that a prostitute, or is it a normal attire for modern, liberated women?

>>746094454
Yes.

>>746092997
any stripper from gta4 looks better than this borderline landwhale

I'm so sexually frustrated its unreal

>>746092997
I jerked off to porn magazines in the woods

>>746094454
It's impossible to tell nowadays, there are girls wearing only a bikini top and a short skirt at campus.

>>746096424
to live in a time where women are the sluttiest they've ever been and I still can't get any

>>746096372
>I jerked off to porn magazines in the woods
and bigfoot was watching you every single time

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>>746094265
okay so that's 409 times you've posted this, who the fuck are you taking to you schizo fucking queer
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/3GIk_knGWafg02u12UasVA/

>>746097040
bitch should have come over and put out

>>746097310
>NOOOO STOP MESSING WITH OUR MARKETING!!!
kys

>>746097975
maybe he liked what he saw

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goonbros... we're so fucking back.

>>746098020
for a game you apparently hate and have no intention of playing, you sure stalk every thread about it, but I'm not surprised, I know who you are by your posting style, Barry, you're the same schizo anon that posted for years in the BG3 threads about tencent and the same schizo that had a melty about the success claire obscura, you're a no life, constantly online fucking looser, that feels no emotion other than anger, you think you fit in here but you don't, you're an empty vesal, that spouts nothing but buzzwords, you've nothing to contribute but your mental illness.

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>>746098747
You fused everyone into one person again.
Say my name.
Post my hand.

In Bongland you'll need a Drivers license to purchase this game.

>>746097310
It's the BG3 schizo, /v/'s biggest lolcow