>Watch out Chief, the Covenant’s using stealth armor!>invisible elite roars so loud that it’s heard in the next zip code>giant bright red blip appears over elite’s head >I SAID THE COVENANT’S USING STEALTH ARMORWhy are modern games like this?
>>746095456because younger people are dumber, are you one of the dumber younger people?
>>746095575what race are they?
>>746095575Is 21 one of the dumber young people?
>>746095630The ones that colleges love accepting so naughty professors can taste the rainbow
Because if you didn't know the Elite was there and you just inexplicably died from nothing wouldn't that be pretty frustrating?
>>746095456The blips only appear over the last few enemies of a mass encounter. Usually, any halfway competent player would have hunted down the stealth bastards long before those popped up.
>>746096043They’ve been totally invisible (unless you’re playing the Halo 2 remaster), there’s a faint outline around them that you can see if you’re not totally blind
>>746096112Normalfags are not halfway competent players
>>746095456>Captain Jacob Keyes: "Watch out Chief, the Covenant guards are using some sort of stealth armor."Straight from the original game.
>>746096375That line is only in the remake
>>746095575It's funny (sad) that the doc warns that they'll be dumbass graduates, implying that they will indeed succeed in getting degrees despite being UNABLE TO READ.
>>746095456Thanks for the tip, Jerma.
>>746095575>Could lead to a generation of anxious and lonely graduatesHow are they getting to University if they can't read? How are they graduating if they are functionally illiterate?
>>746096527But if they don’t graduate, how will the billionaires owners ensure their great-great-great-great-great-great-grandkids don’t have to work?
>>746096634Being black. Also being female and not straight helps
>>746096634You don't graduate by reading something. You graduate because a teacher reported that you could read something. And that teacher could be coerced into doing so for any number of reasons.
>>746096621Jarvis
>>746096658I was referring to the fact that degrees already don't mean jack shit because they hand them out to every moron.>how will the billionaires owners ensure their great-great-great-great-great-great-grandkids By the time they reach that many generations they'll all be dead from inbreeding.
>>746096790Swallowing usually does the trick
>>746096897>Swallowing usually does the trickIt's not 2003 anymore
>>746096289And if you dont see them you just die? That's fair and fun?
>>746096870Either inbreeding or maybe their AI post-humanoid worker bots will turn on them
>>746096930My older brother was swallowed in 2003 :(
>>746096634NCLB
>>746096996There’s distortions in the air
>>746095456Cortana just kinda forgot Master Chief was a grizzled war veteran of 25+ years.
>>746095575In 20 years all your healthcare workers and doctors are going to be shitskins who can't read or do basic math. Enjoy it Zoomers and millennials.
>>746095630O
>>746097120Mississippi Miracle proved it was always bullshit
>>746096043>stealth elite's entire challenge is being hard to see>somehow this is seen as a design oversightyou are the target audience
>>746096407Not even close to being true.
>>746097184In 20 years, I'll be nearly 70.
>>746097232Me too and living overseas.
>>746097184This is why we need to get shredded
>>746097232Social security will collapse by then. You’re not out of the woods just because you’re a Gen Xer
>>746097220He probably also like the new Hunter mechanics
>>746097472I'm still a millennial, just whatever an Xennial is. I'm well aware social security won't be a thing and my generation will be the first to die poorer than our parents, but I went back to school for a PhD and intend to just hand out As like Halloween candy to undergrads until they scrape my corpse out of my office chair.
>>746095456>Wort wort wort
>>746098301Kek. Actually based as fuck. Also, boomers fucked all of us over. Not just millennials/xennials. Old boomer white men decided to pull up the ladder from under them with affirmative action.
>>746098674>WAPAAAAAAAHWOAHBUHBAHT
>>746099013Believe me, I know. I'm surrounded by that shit on the daily.
>>746095456Smartphones, AI, youtube shorts, and ticktock have ruined the younger generations.
>>746099814The younger generations use to build critical thinking by making flash animation, gaming montages and fan fiction. Now they ask AI to do it for them.
>>746095456Don't forget to honor the pride flag by pressing A.
