I can't stop thinking about August 27. Flashes of Jason and Lucia constantly pop into my head. It's almost like I can feel and talk to them. "We're coming August 27, don't worry buddy." August 27 is the day we've all been waiting for. Be ready guys cause it's gonna be a fricking movie.
Lucky, I cant stop farting.
I will not buy itI will not play itI will not even pirate itCalling it:>Rockstar will not release sales for as long as they can>Will pay pajeets to shill fake pre order numbers >No official report on the preorder will ever be written but the CEO will have his cock sucked by Jason Schrier and other game journos while spitting random numbers ---we are here--->No official report on sales after release will ever be written but the CEO will keep having his cock sucked by journos and he will keep spitting random numbers>they will push on the hyper success narrative and how "top of the charts" they are>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limited (you don't expect scalpers to buy a copy of the game for each console, do you?)>They will do everything in their power to hide the real budget of the game, the budget of marketing and the publisher cut>They will do absolutely everything to avoid publishing the target sales numbers after the Veilguard incident>They will try to damage control with "heh, we're making money from kids buying shark cards for online mode anyway", which will be raped and shattered by age verification >Will keep spamming about hyper success of gta6 and deflect any questions about meeting target sales or breaking even
>>746100328Shut up jeet.
>>746100328Picture this 2026Gta 6 is underperforming expectations. As the reviews come, it gets a pathetic average score of 7/10Rockstar paid shills, in desperation, try to hack this forum to take it down out of sheer embarrassment. Hours later, it drops to a 6/10 and even reaches some 4/10 in metacritic scores. There is a massive outcry never seen since the E.T Atari Days.Take-Jew interactive is at the risk of bankruptcy and is forced to sell Rockstar. Rockstar copes on how evil white straight males caused this because they did not want to play as a goblina while ignoring the numerous flaws the game has. Overall, Rockstar is dead and Gta 6 copies are being buried under the sand in New Mexico just like back in 1983.Fast forward maybe a couple years later... The game crash of 2026 revitalises the game industry and gone are the days of wokesim and other bullshit practises such as microtransactions. Normies start leaving the gaming industry as no one is catering to them anymore.REAL GAMERS like ME are the only ones left forcing companies to actually make real games. We will actually have games back to their glory like it was during 2000-2011I know what I want. I want *that.* I will not be buing GTA 6 or any other slop of that nature because it will help achieve that glorious vision.PLEASE DONT BUY GTA 6. THIS REALLY IS OUR ONLY HOPE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. YOU MIGHT THINK ME 'BEGGING' IS 'PATHETIC' BUT THIS QUITE POSSIBLY IS OUR ONLY WAY>inb4 Rockstar shills on Take-Jews payroll swarm this thread to try to dissuade a proud gamer who actually cares about his people
>>746100328>I am very obsessed saar!
