>>746102509>gamercringe
>>746102509luv the juicer but he gives some dogshit takes sometimes
xqcl
>>746102509who wants to be a gaymer nowdays
Picture this 2026Gta 6 is underperforming expectations. As the reviews come, it gets a pathetic average score of 7/10Rockstar paid shills, in desperation, try to hack this forum to take it down out of sheer embarrassment. Hours later, it drops to a 6/10 and even reaches some 4/10 in metacritic scores. There is a massive outcry never seen since the E.T Atari Days.Take-Jew interactive is at the risk of bankruptcy and is forced to sell Rockstar. Rockstar copes on how evil white straight males caused this because they did not want to play as a goblina while ignoring the numerous flaws the game has. Overall, Rockstar is dead and Gta 6 copies are being buried under the sand in New Mexico just like back in 1983.Fast forward maybe a couple years later... The game crash of 2026 revitalises the game industry and gone are the days of wokesim and other bullshit practises such as microtransactions. Normies start leaving the gaming industry as no one is catering to them anymore.REAL GAMERS like ME are the only ones left forcing companies to actually make real games. We will actually have games back to their glory like it was during 2000-2011I know what I want. I want *that.* I will not be buing GTA 6 or any other slop of that nature because it will help achieve that glorious vision.PLEASE DONT BUY GTA 6. THIS REALLY IS OUR ONLY HOPE IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. YOU MIGHT THINK ME 'BEGGING' IS 'PATHETIC' BUT THIS QUITE POSSIBLY IS OUR ONLY WAY>inb4 Rockstar shills on Take-Jews payroll swarm this thread to try to dissuade a proud gamer who actually cares about his people
>>746102509Who?
>>746102509>xqcwho gives a fuck about him, this is an asmon board
>>746102509>>746102876>>746102997 >>746103083>>746103104>>746103007Zoomers made these fucking losers tirllionares because they have no parental figure
I mean he was most definitely invited for that hands on game preview, obviously he would defend the multi billion dollar company.
omfgwtfbbq asmongold reaction eta?
>>746102509>ATTENTION: GRIFTER CITES ANOTHER GRIFTER ON XITTER
>>746103104>Gta 6 copies are being buried under the sand in New Mexico just like back in 1983.how do you physically bury 1s and 0s without a physical medium to contain them?
>>746102509>being a gamer just means you are cattle>but being a leakeer just means you are slightly obsessed cattleOkay?
>>746103153Makimafags and Powerfags on 4chan never recovered from this....
>>746102509If you even give a shit about GTA 6 at all, you have no business being pretentious about gamer prestige or whatever to begin with.
>>746102509
>>746103164>>746103153>>746103146>>746103104>>746103083>>746103007>>746102997>>746102876Zoomers made these fucking losers trillionaires because they have no parental figure
>>746103153WOULD
>>746102509Said the retarded speech impediment faggot on wokestar's payroll
Shit just got real, any report from Timdog?
>>746102509>faggot that makes his living shilling videogames to retards gets mad one of his potential revenue streams just got neuteredHe's a ginormous faggot and so is every retard that watches himbut you are an even bigger one OP for making a thread about it
>>746103153Did this nigga kill himself, I feel like there hasn't been bait threads with him in years
>>746102509Askers?
>>746102509Cyberleek cares about physical, he's obviously much more of a gamer than whoever that cuck is
>>746102509>AAAAAAAA NOOO DON'T SPOIL THE NEW GTA GAME>STOP THERE'S NO WAY I COULD HAVE GUESSED THAT YOU WOULD GO AROUND DOING CRIMINAL THINGS FOR STUPID REASONS AAAAAAAWhat caused modern video game enthusiasts to turn into this kind of pussy?
>>746103590which one? asmon is now paying a prostitute to live with him and she is getting rashes due to living in a literal trashcan and mizkif was sued by his exgf for being abusive or something and is now streaming in kick to like 1000 bots
>>746102509LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!
>>746103153chadsmongold
I will still not buy itCalling it:>Rockstar will not release sales for as long as they can>Will pay pajeets to shill fake pre order numbers >No official report on the preorder will ever be written but the CEO will have his cock sucked by Jason Schrier and other game journos while spitting random numbers ---we are here--->No official report on sales after release will ever be written but the CEO will keep having his cock sucked by journos and he will keep spitting random numbers>they will push on the hyper success narrative and how "top of the charts" they are>Will claim the game to be played by billions of players despite being a console exclusive and total sales of consoles worldwide being extremely limited (you don't expect scalpers to buy a copy of the game for each console, do you?)>They will do everything in their power to hide the real budget of the game, the budget of marketing and the publisher cut>They will do absolutely everything to avoid publishing the target sales numbers after the Veilguard incident>They will try to damage control with "heh, we're making money from kids buying shark cards for online mode anyway", which will be raped and shattered by age verification >Will keep spamming about hyper success of gta6 and deflect any questions about meeting target sales or breaking even
>>746102509Leftists are such pussies
>>746103153>asmon gets banned>he ends up spending more time with his gf>new video has them laughing and holding hands togetherhaters MAD
>>746103708>paying a prostitute to live with himhmm, not a bad idea
Enough with e-celeb threads!
>>746102509I don't speak zoomer, what the fuck does "envucear treevkay" mean
>>746103708>and she is getting rashes due to living in a literal trashcanMaybe she should clean the place she's getting paid to live in?
>>746102509XQC is a bootlicker. Not a big surprise.
>>746102509forskin mogs pvc
>>746103950>Maybe she should clean the place she's getting paid to live in?she made a video saying that asmon had 1 week to clean the house or she is leaving, they are milking their "relationship"
>Cucks in thread happy about watching another man play their vidyaI feel bad for you, including xqCuck fans who will watch his 5 hours speedwalk too.
>incestqc
>>746103153Was this some kind of humiliation ritual to get into a secret society or something?
>>746104013Imagine making 7 figures but being too lazy to hire a cleaning service to clean your house on a regular basis. Also imagine getting paid to live in a house, getting slightly sick from how dirty the house is, and still not cleaning it or hiring someone to clean it. Why do faggots watch and donate to these kinds of retards?
>>746102509I have never genuinely not given a fuck about someone's opinion as much as this guy. He isn't simply retarded or a backwards ass brain like a lot of misled or ignorant people are, he is just an uneducated clout chasing monkey. I mean he is a man who shouts and acts foolishly without any true comedic merit for children and people mentally children. I rarely am the kind of person who strawman's someone as a reason to discard their opinion, but I am actually surprising myself how low I consider XQC and how benign I find anything he articulates. KWAB
>>746104192they both were trying to get into emiru pants, so yes
>>746102876>fpwp(You)'re a faggot
>>746102509i think he doesnt understand the whole context, because what rockstar is doing is cringe too
>>746102509>atheist opiniondon't care
>>746102509kys
>>746103104would be nice but no way this billion dollar gravy train will do poor sales. Best we can hope for is that gangbuster numbers we know it will make will not be enough to actually be the profit they wanted, shrinkflation/enshitification accelerates, and we are closer to the second major vidya crash. Get AAA Jews out of vidya faster when they see it doesn't make money anymore, sooner the better I say.
>>746104125>DRD on the backgroundHe will molest his incestous child, won't he
>>746104340rockstar of david deserve it, fuck double dip just release on the non goyim platform day 1
>>746104687yeah, i think they are over reaching trying to punishn the leaker heavily and they just need to relax its a fucking video game pussies
>>746102509>XqcThe guy who is 25% owner of the largest English speaking RP server, no pixel, which is directly in connection with Rockstar to help them bring their 5.0 server up.Hmmmm sounds like a fucking corpo mouthpiece to me
if XQC rejected me publicly i would be happy who wants to be on the same group as him
>>746102509>retard canuckfrog mumbler mcstumbler says something retarded>op (faggot) thought this was worthy of a thread>he creates it whilst there are over 9000 cocks in every orifice on his petite faggot body
>>746102997I can't understand his gobbledygook.
>>746102509>Watch me T2! Watch me Rockstar! I will defend you're honor with my stream! My brain dead minions are your minions!
>>746105019>>746105119He's a known rockstar shill. The fact OP thought him shilling his daddy company would be some amazing realization is hilarious
>>746103302this but unironically
>>746104013This same bit happened with the previous e-whore he was paying off.
>>746104004>censoredkwab
>>746102509It this was people call "going nuclear" nowadays?
>>746102509protect corporate intereststhat's what everyone is thinking
>>746106079Journalist are retards. More news at 11
>>746102509You are responsible for the leaks you click.
>>746104125Is that a girl? I can't tell
>>746102509Says the cuck beta provider to his fake OF gf
>>746103295I'm anti-chud but this video makes me hate useless faggots like this screeching retardalso, does it really say UWU in the uni lobby? TOPKEK
>IMG_0802.jpg>twitter screencap>eceleb shitguaranteed 500 posts, have one on the house
Why are people so butthurt about a game leaking? It's not like GTA has a story worth caring that can be spoiled and the main gist of the game is fucking around the map and I guess playing the online on some server that has a bunch of roleplaying faggots
>you're not a real gamer if you don't protect the gigacorporation's assets
>>746103153i dont think asmongroid would humiliate himself like this today to impress the village matress Emiru
>>746103104This is the schizophrenic fantasy you losers are writing in your heads...you actually think these leaks will effect GTA 6 profit in any way. You actually believe these leaks arent SELLING more copies.
>>746103721He really does look like that guy
>>746102509He's fighting for gamer's rights, though
>>746106835It's retardation and people unable to stay off social media for longer then an hour without freaking out
>>746107050You mean his millions in trading fees and personal donations. If he was "fighting for gamers" he would've dumped the build long ago.
>>746102509>paid streamer shitting on marketeers for taking away his money stream
>>746103104kek, screencapping this for the inevitable meltdown
>>746102509Isn't this dude a living ad? Of course he's defending billion dollar companies
>>746103731I'm not buying it either but... Is this image supposed to make me angry that niggers are in the game? GTA has always had a bunch of niggers acting like niggers in their games.
>>746106940That girl has as much charisma than a cold pizza.
>>746102509A compelling argument. (Who asked?)Now show how much R* paid you to say that.
>>746106383what are you stupid or somethink
>>746103104I'm not going to buy or play GTAVI but you are a cringe faggot
>>746102509>xitter thread>xitter thread about an eceleb>xitter thread about an eceleb bootlicking a corporate entityWow it's the worst thread on slash vee slash!
>>746102509Everyone in this image is a little bitch
>>746104195>Changing your life over a woman
>>746109408>previous gf said they should get a nurse to take care of his mom>asmon said no>mom burns to death next weekcurious
>>746102509>lost in chess to moist critikalRealistically how do you come back from that?
>>746109606She was already a lost cause.>Dying from being a smoker>Continue to smokeThe most egregious problem however:>WoW player
>he said what a lot of people were thinkingSupporting the billion dollar company isn't some revolutionary rebellious act,what is he yapping about?
>>746103153Cunnilingus with Emi
>>746102509Lazy wealthy mushbrains gotta stick together.
>>746103590>I feel like there hasn't been bait threads with him in yearsProbably because most threads about him were unironically made by falseflagging Hasan viewers trying to make this place their personal army. Many of them have since been getting arrested or ACK’ing themselves, so you don’t see the bait threads as frequently anymore.
>>746104125That really his sister? Very hot if so.
AHHH HELP ME MY GAMER CREDENTIALS ARE SLIPPING AWAY I AM DYING
Can there even be a conventional trvke?
Leaker trannies malding in here.
>>746102509I don't care
>>746103153Did he really fuck Emi and Nigri? What a CHAD
>>746110413no, thats why he keeps hiring chinese prostitutes, as a replacement, roided mizkif fucked her tho
>>746102509He wouldn’t think this if it was a game he didn’t care about. Also leaking a game doesn’t invalidate the fact that you enjoy playing video games.
>>746103295is this image doctored? did it really say UWU as this man was chimping out?LMAO
>>746103157Somebody wishes they were a trillionaire lmao
>you're not a real game if you don't worship the multi-billion dollar corporationSame kind of faggotry that the nigger who turned in the starcraft 2 source code disc back to blizzard was on.
>xQc standing up for the big corpo leaks which inform the consumer>Asmong telling us how he loves 3rd word jeets enshittifying the westOh, how the mighty have fallen.
>>746102509Aside from bots, who is actually watching this bugman's livestreams? I've seen a few clips of him 'reacting' to things and all he does is stare blankly with his mouth slightly agape a zombie while the chat is a rapid stream of nothing but acronyms and laughing emojis
>>746102509>Please Rockstar! I'm a good goy, I'm on your side! PLEASE, for the love of god, allow me to have early access to GTA VI! And don't blacklist me or DMCA my gameplay videos when I'll play it!Does anyone think he's being sincere here? Genuinely asking.
>>746113084>Oh, how the mighty have fallen.They are retarded streamers and anyone getting their opinions from the like should drink lead paint
>>746104192Yes, xqc did one as well, cucked ever since
streamers aren't real gamers
>>746113974zoomers, besides he streans in kick which is like 95% bots
>>746102509Reminder that reddit treats this mans opinions like the gospels despite the fact that hes a degenerate crypto gambler who exposed millions of his audience to gamblingfaggot should kill himself for all the svil he has done but reddit thinks hes le wholesome chungus
the only thing I know about xqc is that he doesn't know what condensation is are people unironically giving money to this crack baby or is this a lolcow gone too far?
>>746118290>go on LSF>DOOD….LE RACISM….BAD>Reddit:OH MY HECKIN GOD TAKE MY UPVOTE WHOLESOME CHUNGUS shit like this is why I can never leave this site. The “normal” world is unironically full of retarded faggots
>>746102509Being a gamer is a fucking curse. XQC can suck fat dingle berries.
>>746118290>>746119286>go to redd*tyou should both kill yourselves
>>746106889He's a rockstar mouthpiece. What do you expect?
>>746102509>Normalfag meltyWho cares?
>>746102509How does anyone understand whatever that fucker says? He just speaks absolute gibberish nonsense
This guy is still relevant?
>>746102509VIDEO GAMES, FAGGOT, POST VIDEO GAMES!
>>746103104We get to determine how many games do but some of them are for the normies and no matter how our wallets vote, we get drowned out.
>>746104192They all do it and have been doing it for almost 100 years. Eventually when you get big enough they make you wear the dress.
>>746103153Hasan board, we love to torture dogs here
>>746103153It's hilarious how he still didn't make video about GTA VI leaks, guess his agency don't allow it kek
>ESL overwatch streamer is a "real gamer"kek
>>746102509Being proud of being a "gamer".People like this exist
>>746104125Selfcest more like it it, nigga looks like he's kiss his rule63 self
>>746103104Uh oh tendie melt down!
>>746102509Reminder that his guy can't even talk.
This dude sounds like Courage the Cowardly Dog when he “talks”
>>746102509>gaymerOk faggotron
>>746102509>who?
>>746123941>>746124481>Faggot did it twiceDoes he know mudslimes would happily kill him for this kind of shit?
>>746103220They're going to old yeller the harddrives
>>746103104>>746102509It'd be great if it flopped but it's probably already made enough in presales to succeed. You have no idea how braindead normie faggots are, they've all been waiting for this for 10 years and will buy it no matter what happens.If the game is slightly buggy and can be ENGOODENED all the better, because then they can get a 2nd wave of sales. There's no defeating the goyim when it comes to something with this much hype and marketing behind it.
>>746126016>Does he know mudslimes would happily kill him for this kind of shit?They won't though because he's a deep cover utility agent. They know the score on all of these "westernized muslims" he's only here to garner trust and pull everyone's pants down so the ones that would "kill him" will just kill us. Every single overtly liberal westernized muslim only exists for the sole purpose of furthering the interests of the greater plan. Jews are more guilty of this than the muslims the muslims just saw the meta and adapted.
>>746106383Why does he look so womanly?
>>746102509So where's the "truke?" That he called the leaker a mean word? Why should anyone give a fuck about some passing remark by some infamous content thief and idiot hypocrite about some event he probably doesn't understand?
>>746102509>you're not a real gamercan't even beat the hobo in a children's mining game. LULE
>>746102509French Canadians are not people
>>746103104hope this was AI generated cuz i aint reading that shit lol
>>746125069The guy is like literally retarded but that would be incredibly based.
>>746102509>Oh no, a multimillionaire denounced me while I'm defrauding a multi-billion dollar company, my ego is shattered and my day is ruined! And no one gave a fuck
>>746102509YOU'RE NOT A REAL GAMER!A leaked test build for christ's sake? A cryptocurrency scam? What a joke! I shilled my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer?
>>746110105according to a quick Google search it's not his sister it's his ex gf but that's what Google is telling me I don't watch streamers so I don't actually know
>>746126016If you point that out your a horrible islamophobe who knows nothing about Islam but he would never ever go to any of these places himself
>>746102509>If you don't rim and blow and kowtow the companies you're not a gamer!1Who does this little corpo twink think he is fooling?
>>746102509xQueerC
>>746102509Doood look at his hair!
>>746122541We're not real gamers remember? Why would we be talking about video games?
>>746102509>male feminist cuckold is a simp for giant corpos
>>746103153Who is the broad with White hair and black sweater?
>>746102509No "real gamer" plays GTA. It's normie shit and has always been normie shit. If you like COD, FIFA, or GTA you're a normalfag, or have normalfag tastes. You're just another ball and gun "gamer".
>>746102509Easiest mill he probably made.
