He's too attractive
>>746115448Turn on your monitor.
>>746115448All women want is a mid guy like this. Someone who doesn't go to the gym, can slam down a pizza and six-pack, and knows how to fish. The bar is so low for men it's pretty unreal when you think about it.
>>746115448dada
>>746115448good, it's a video game. make everyone as sexy as possible
>>746115448he actually looks like arthur morgan's grandson
>>746115995>mid>doesn't go the gym
>>746115995You forgot the most important part, a large cock. Also the gym matters because he can pound it better with a stronger core
Like seriously. What was Rockstar thinking? Who wants to play as yet another generic white male in 2026?
>>746116738pretty much everyone? the actual white males identify with him, the browns want to be like him. idk how asians feel, if they can feel at all.
what's his problem?
POZstar will most likely cuck him. >Lucia will betray/kill him and get a happy ending and this will be seen as totally justified Or >she cheats on him and was a big slut in the past with one of her exes showing upMaybe both
>>746116998>widows peak He's literally me
>>746116738Name 5 games that came out this year where you play as a generic white male.Exactly.
>>746115995Mid? He like 9/10. Literal chad
>>746116353Its gay
>>746117394More like a 10/10>great head of hair that looks good no matter the style >dirty blonde with blue eyes (Aryan)>tall (6'3" at least)>straight >white >huge natural frame >shredded >deep southern drawl >handyman >veteran >knows how to fight >gorgeous face Dude might be the most handsome vidya character ever. Realistically handsome anyways. Between Jason, Joel, or Arthur.
>>746116738>who wants to play as white indestructochadspeaking on behalf of the brown community
>>746115448Female gaze ahh protagonist. Only masculine feature is his nose.He looks like the the "bad boy" love interest in a cheesy romcom for women
>>746117921What about his huge shoulders and we'll above average height? Or the deep voice
>>746115995You sound like you've been banging rocks with a hammer in the wild your whole life and this is your first week among people.
>>746115448He's genuinely the only reason I'm even interested in GTA 6.I never bothered with the other games because they had no good looking guys.
>>746119164>>746115448Seriously. It's crazy how much the upped the sex appeal for the lead. Still not tempted to buy the console version though.
>>746118141>What about his huge shoulders and we'll above average height? Or the deep voiceYou done fapping away there, faggot?
>>746117850>Between Jason, Joel, or Arthur.What about Chris Redfield?
>>746116738>>746117850Is this really considered "blond" in muttland?
>>746115448He’s literally perfectI want him so badBut..he’s not real. Alas
>>746115448Can I increase his muscles? Thats all I care about
>>746116353That's just a normal looking dude, anon. You see like 50 of them a day in America.
He looks like me...he's built like me... I - thank you.#representationmatters
>>746115995>mid go outside
>>746115448>He's too attractivethat's a good thingI'm sick of ugly trannies in video games, kill all wokes and give me hot men
>>746119773there's a ton of guys here with sandy blond hair as a kid that darkens as they age, it's kind of like being 6'2 and calling yourself 6'3 where you can call yourself blond or put it on your ID and it's never contested
>>746116353Him going from SA hick to this is the biggest proof the game is being designed by women
>>746116738He looks too much like a looksmaxxing influencer for this to be taken seriously. They should have kept him as he was in the really early footage.
>>746119991>El Camino the most based car they could've chosen
>>746116738Looks peach or light orange to me. Not white.
>>746115448if this guy is a 10/10 sex icon it should be a massive whitepill for men, he's basically a construction worker guy in his late 20's early 30's
>>746119720The faggot problem on this board is getting unreal.
>>746116738honestly he looks like a black dude with white face on, the nose the lips and the skull shape
>>746120517black dudes wish they were jason
I’m not gay and really like women but if someone like Jason were to approach me from across the bar and whisper sweet nothings into my ear I wouldn’t be able to resist. And I say that as a confident straight man.
>>746116738Men want to be him. Women want his BWC. Everyone wants to play as Jason anon.
>>746120759Oh wow another faggot on the board.
>>746120229He's fully customizable and has never once been depicted with any consistency, you dumb shit-head
>>746116738>another generic white male
>>746119773>>746120162in no world is that blond hair. dirty blond still has a sheen of blonde, that's just brown (and there's nothing wrong with that). having your hair blond as a child is the white default, doesn't mean your hair is blond as an adult, makes no sense
>>746120361Jason's in Florida. He's sunkissed.
>>746121168kinda wish he was blonde every white protag in gta is brunet
>>746117850U r gay
>here's thar 30 something year old gamer I was talking about
>>746120517got a good chuckle out of me
>>746121868He's got better hair than most 30 year olds.
>>746120365Not for me. I'm so ugly I haven't looked in the mirror since I was 17, and even Satan looks at me and feels disgust. I'm sub-4.
>>746116353I mean, this is pretty much my gamer bod, just with more chest hair.
>>746116126get that thing away from me
>>746121216And his hair developed melanin as well. He used to be blonde.
I will still not buy your game
>>746115448He’s literally a 6/10. Barely above average
>>746121868I’m on my phone can someone crop this and put him over some random gameplay so he looks like a twitch streamer
>>746120361That photo looks like a streamer addressing sexual assault allegations.
>>746122432Not true tho
>>746115448Why do my arms never grow this hairy even when lifting 4 times a week?
>>746116738would you rather play a new jigger?
he's like a 6 at best
>>746121168it changes due to lighting/length (like real hair) and looks much closer to blond in sunlight whereas the default high and tight buzzcut makes it look brownerarthur had the same thing where his hair was almost auburn when he grew it out, but when shorter or standing in a dark room it was a dull pig iron brown
>>746122820>>>ryan gosling
>>746122631What's a 10 to you?
>>746116353Jason owes me hot sweaty sex
>>746122546Kek
>>74612245150 million hours on gimp
>Saar he's like 6>No, he can't be more petty than me!>I feel attacked!Lmao
>>746122562Body hair is usually more influenced by hygiene than physical exercise. Just stop washing yourself everyday and it should start popping up after 1-2 years just like anyone in the middle east.
>>746115448Sorry about you becoming gay anon, if it makes you feel better nothing has changed.
>>746116353A few cycles of roids and walking 10k steps a day gets you this body btw
>>746123289holy fuck people spew the most retarded shit online
>>746122820Arthur's hair is black.
>>746123202kek
>>746122554it is true and is evident because his balls are kept by latina goblin trash.
>>746115448>chinlet>nasty beard>shitty tan>no stylemogged by Claus
>>746122562it's genetics and not necessarily tied to testosterone. i have a deep ass voice but can't even grow a full beard
>>746123257Pretty* sorry
>>746120175>all the women in the game are post wall roasties >all the guys are chads into post wall roasties if you still have not figured out that this whole game is written and designed by a bunch of roasties then its literally over for you
>>746115448>latinx seething the MC is white with a latina cocksleevekek
>>746123570john has black hair like a wet rat but not arthur
>>746122820Do we think Rockstar is autistic enough to make his hair get bleached by the sun and get a dynamic tan if you spend time in the sun?
>>746123427nigger
Could someone tell me how many steppe ancestry Jason would have and what his haplogroup would be?
>>746123992wouldn't put anything past them anymore, I saw someone point out the headlights on a car were shaking in tune to the bass being blasted on a radio inside
>>746122417calm down, it's a maskthe guy underneath is actually really cute
>>746124037your initial post is retarded and my back hair is a million times worse. I wash myself just fine
>>746123960That's right. I was confused. I thought the sun revealed the exact hair shade
>>746124101>French (last name) and Irish (freckles facial appearance) pvre celtic genes
>>746123960This isn't blond
>>746115448>Create conservative man>Make him a liberalCan't wait for him to say he supports trans rights and abortions when some protesters question him on it, it's just common sense ya know
>>746123202Lmao. First place my brain went too as well
>>746124553I mean its 2026 I mean come on
>>746121868gamer dent confirmed in gta6
>>746123202lol thanks anon
>>746124486So maybe Jason would have about 45% steppe ancestry? he would also have Bell Beaker ancestry from Ireland and Continental Celtic ancestry, which has less steppe ancestry, so I think his steppe ancestry would be diluted due to the Continental ancestry. The haplogroup might be R-M269.
>>746122432Thats why he dates a latina.
i need a white bf so bad
>>746125329only if you have XX chromosomes
>>746125329ywnbaw
>>746125471>>746125593im a chink guy
>>746124037>needs to read the instruction to know how to work put/fit/tards really are something else kek
>>746125660yeah i bet go be a faggot somewhere else
>>746116353I look like this and I've never stepped in a Gym.
>>746125795nyo, I'll stay in Jason threads
>>746115995>a six packYeah…haha…The biggest lie ever told is that women find a man who drinks attractive. I found this out the hard way.
>>746120365>he's basically a construction worker guy in his late 20's early 30'sYou're delusional. His face alone mogs 95% of men. The vast majority of men are ugly or average looking at best.
>>746116293i agree with you, the problem is that they didn't make the woman attractive either, just the guypic is who they should've used for the girl
>>746126092If that's a lie why are bars popular hookup spots?
>>746126449Lucia looks like the average fat-assed latina. Not that beautiful, but very serviceable. Even more so considering the average female "western game" protagonist.
>>746126449yes they did. did you not see the webm of her walking around in a skirt?
>>746126802>bars >popular hookup spotsIt's not the 90s anymore nobody meets their husband at the bar anymore
>>746126092You can drink and have a six pack.
first young white male gta MC since vice city
>>746127038Ok, how about "If that's a lie why were bars popular hookup spots for all of human history until Gen Z and dating apps"?
>>746120012Google keeps getting worse
>>746126431>His face alone mogs 95% of men. dude looks like an ape what are you talking about?>The vast majority of men are ugly or average looking at best.that is generally how statistics work, yes
>>746115882:3
>>746127568>dude looks like an ape what are you talking about?Stop lying to yourself
>>746116353achievable natty?
>>746127818definitely, that's more low bodyfat% than anything else, he has smaller pectorals than when I used to lift and I was a hobbyist at best
>>746127818ss+gomad
he's basically gigachad, it's really comical
It's funny seeing /fit/cels comparing themselves to him>j-jason is actually scrawny af!! i look way bigger and better than him!! Cope bro. You probably look like picrel
>>746126806They literally coudve picked any fitness white chick with a decent following from Instagram and she would've been 500% more atrractive, IM LATINO AND I DONT FIND LUCIA ATTRACTIVE, WE DONT LIKE SHEBOONS
>>746128984literally blank out his face and women would cream
>>746128984hot
>>746126806Along these “loser chad” guys date outside their race because even though most women do want them only a non white woman can put up with a minimum wage low iq fuckup. Now obviously an ugly and stupid white woman would want to be with loser Chad but loser Chad doesn’t want them. So loser Chad instead prefers to pick some of the primest meat from races with a lower socio economic value.
He feels very inconsistent, in some pictures he looks over the top handsome and in others he looks very average dude
>>746115448https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJAGor6x7AA
>>746129057SHEBOON ! EYES LIKE THE MOON !
>>746115448>in his 20s>crowsfeetwut
>>746128984>has the drive to get that fit>but has a shit haircutdamn if only there was a solution for that
>>746129697Hard living.
>>746129697I started crow's feet at like 24 I think it more has to do with if you have the facial structure for it
>>746116353>>746116738I'm not gay but damn I want his cock ngl
>>746129729nothing is fixing that face, and more than likely height
>>746129729it barely matters with that nose
>>746115448
>>746116738He actually stands out for being so white and attractive and male.
>>746129057Here, doesnt even need to be fitness, just pick some random IG model from Argentina and you've got a looksmatchThis game is the culmination of the male humiliaiton ritual the entire (((entertainment))) industry has been running on us for decades
>>746120517good joke
>>746120517totally
>>746130540Jason's very "regular dude" handsome, like to a comical degree, but he doesn't look like a model. I don't know what the equivalent of that is for women but it's not IG models.
>>74612066180% of his facial features are black, someone should edit his skin black and you'll see
>>746130938She literally dates a guy thats way uglier than Jason lol, you gotta turn off the simp vision for a while she's not a real model just European attractive and with a nice body, Jason fits the same mold
>>746130938>Jason's very "regular dude" handsome, like to a comical degree, but he doesn't look like a model. exactly. it really depends on the photo too. No one can convince me he's good looking in OP's picture. but he is here>>746116738
>>746131214Lol you are retarded
>>746131429
>>746131380I think the issue is actually that they need a woman who feels believable shooting people and stealing cars, and IG model types are not that. Has to be something a little grittier than that.
>>746115448I'm not playing as a chadsimple aswe need ugly representation in games
>>746126756good post
>>746131750You cant fucking say that in an industry that got started with shit like Tomb Raider...Just put them in jeans+tshirt+cal and any hot curvy chick looks "normal" heisting a bank, Lucia just looks fucking fat with no waist just hips (Jason has a smaller waist than her) ugly and with no tits man we dont like latinas with no tits nobody doesThey're appealing to the lowest common denominator in this game: Foids
>>746115448timmycels are so cute. now they think a character in a game made for nwords and browns is a win.
>>746132438What was written? They erased it.
>>746132726>Lucia just looks fucking fat with no waist just hipslmao she has a huge ass and hips wtf are you talking about
>>746120012faggot
>>746133060Lucky I still had the thread open. Seems like some unfunny pasta.>I'm a woman from Brazil. Despite the whiff of insecurity, it's not a joke. ALL, I said ALL my friends today are with a white man. I also find them attractive, and we do it because it gives us social power and we can cause envy in our friends and family. There was a guy who worked at Amazon with us on the conveyor belts... imagine how handsome he was? Hahaha, with broad shoulders and a little beard, just like in a movie. We sometimes competed with each other to see who would get his attention, and I did something nasty with another friend. When Julia managed to go out with him, we manipulated her into thinking he was awful and that he was messing with other employees so they would break up. For a month now, I don't know if that was the reason, but it worked. But my friend that fucking bitch was faster than me. Anyway... the fertile period does strange things, isn't? I would play GTA just because of him because he had those eyes, hahaha. I'm writing this laughing.
I find it ironic as hell that Rockstar of all developers have made such a white Chad looking character in this current video game climate. When was the last time a game even had a white male protagonist character like this? Not counting Doom of course. There is no way people are going to want to kill him off in the ending.
>>746130028Many are saying this
>>746115448I hope you're ready for the SFM videos of him breeding Lucia.
>>746133507literally every game has an attractive white male lead what the fuck are you talking about
Jason even gives old men orgasms
>>746129207That's literally the point.
>>746130938He's like real person atractive
>>746133423>When was the last time a game even had a white male protagonist character like this? Not counting le heckinbased Doomerinos of courseAre you only allowed on the computer once a year or something?
>>746123691Looks like Jacob elordi
>>746115995The bar is so low for men it's pretty unreal when you think about it.Yep
top 1% dude with top 50% beaner. Kalergi propaganda.
>>746131214brownoid wishing he were a nig award
>>746134947Nah bro that's just hypergamy
>>746115448>>746116353>>746116738this is just arthur againeven his voice is like arthurs
>>746116738You are just a liberal that is offended by white people
>>746134608I hate TAA hair
>>746135124arthur was a feminist cuck who hated his own race. watch the american krogan deepdive
>>746131214lol you retard, no black on earth looks like this. it makes him look chad pajeet when you add melanin to his features in the same way an albino indian can look like a white man
>>746135505that proves my point he looks like a nigga, the only reason you think he looks like a jeet is the hair, give him curly hair and that's 100% a nigga
>>746133860Games in the modern era? No... certainly not AAA gaming. A strong white male character is super rare now. Doomguy is obvious in that they can't really not use him. I guess there was Chief but he's also basically just an armored suit. I cannot think of the last time a strong white male protagonist was used like this.
>>746135315yeah
>>746116738>Who wants to play as yet another generic white male in 2026?Unironically everybody. It's why Leon Kennedys return was so hyped.
>>746115448You're gay.
>>746115448this game is going to make women crave BWC
>>746119773Saar
>>746124007Best looking version of him. This is the version I can see actually killing people and doing GTA shit.
>>746115448/v/browns are very upset you get to play as a youngish attractive white guy for once.
>>746115448no woman can't resist the american country boy
>>746127303>italian>white
All of you in this thread, please just kys
>>746135124Gee I wonder whyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuqeVuEY3Bw
>>746139990women are not gamers you cocksucker
>>746115448Think these rumors are true?
>>746136345coping black, no black on earth looks like that you delusional fuck
Can we make cyberleak the pepe of this board? Even though he looks exactly like a rockstar-esque creation I'm enjoying this.
>>746129057Bro he's living the miami dream. White florida man with his thiggg latina from south america.
>>746140320My friend, he already is.The 4chan leek is here to stay
>>746135073Hypergamy implies you as the top male arent supposed to girlfriend up the fat ugly bitch, this is still propaganda
>>746116353How to achieve this natty and no gym? Just do push ups and sit ups all day like Mike Tsyon when he was in prison?
>young white man MCAbout to be KINO NGNL
>>746129057A hot white couple as main characters of the most anticipated video game of all time was never going to be approved. We're lucky we at least got Jason.
>>746116738Me but only if his eyes are blue
>>746138221and
>>746115995Dumbass incel
>>746138394Not only women. I have a feeling it will lead to a big wave of black and brown sissies yearning for it as well.
>>746138394This is our time to shine BWCbros.. big white cock winter
>>746140154I wish
>>746126431I feel almost blessed for what other people would mostly just consider "low standards". I see men all the fucking time that I think are cute and handsome. Maybe it's also not living in a shithole.
>>746121631Yeah me too. The American video game industry somehow has far less blonde and blue eyed protags than the Japanese one. It's actually ridicilous how rare it is - the only character I can remember was Edward from AC4. I think it being now another brown haired character is why people think he looks a little generic.
>>746115995>listening to women>ever
