heres your homm 3 remake bro
Total AI garbage.
>HOMM3 RemakeWhy?>it looks like complete shit of courseStop, I'm already sad.
>>746128162>let's make remake with graphic worse than the originalI just don't get it what's the point.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBUckLZ5QRk
>instead of make a real effort and update the original graphics in the same vein as Age of Empires and Diablo 2 remasters we got ai slop and censorship.Grim.
>>746128162>Ubishit thinks they can remake Homm3 Hubrishopefully this kills them for good
WOKE AI GARBO LMAO
>>746128162>woman dressed as a manCool. Shan't.
>>746128162>>746128260lmoa
>>746129220Did you honestly expect otherwise?
lmaothere is already olden eraand homm3 hdand hota, wog etcand hd mod for regular homm3who is this shit forubisoft pls
>>746128162lol lmaoooo even!
How many times a studio can necromance a game to resell it again? A whole lot more than you think!
>>746129193At least it's making Olden Era look good by comparison
>>746128162fuck this is bad. How hard can you miss the point.It doesnt even look good for a modern game holy shit.Fucking soulless
I always thought that "game is a hate letter to the fans" was a meme but here I'm today
мaйкa ви дa eбa
>>746133853бaзиpaн
>>7461338532/х y пyткaтa
>>7461338533
Heroes of Slop and AI.
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>>746133853>4 cloves of raw garlicJesus do Russians really
>>7461341675
>>746134249
>>746133853a дa eбa твoятa aз нa тeб
>>746134443iphone :(9/10 based
HoMM3 didn't need a remake...Olden Era is okay too minus the story mode
>>746134249It's so you don't taste the paint stripper on the way down the throat.
>>746134249Considering the bread and cheese and meat nibbles I'm going to guess that those garlic cloves are pickled because pickled garlic gloves absolutely would go with all that
>>746134443Я нихyя нe пoнял
>>746128162IS THAT ANOTHER STRONG SLAY QUEEN "FEMALE" CHARACTER??!!!! OMG YES!
>>746134249Its Bulgarianbut imagine not eating garlicyou a faggot or smth?
>>746128162that the most unreal engine looking game i have ever seenalso yeah the wokeshit sucks. just stick with olden era if you really need a modern version of the fromular. looks much nice in general
Some town screens from the trailer.
>>746135021the town scenes look alright but this is so bogged down by ai slop that it's depressing
>>746135021The original was better.
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>>746134883Garlic is good. But not raw and multiple cloves.I can afford better booze so I don't have to do that.
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>>746135021>dragon mountain is close>the scale is fucked so it looks like stronghold is higher
>>746135203This one seems to be part of a cutscene I guess.>>746135086Yeah, that's the whole thing with the remake. Even at best it doesn't seem to look that better than the original, so what's the point? Who's this for?
just play WoG mods like ERA https://heroes3wog.net/heroes-3-era-mods/
HoMM3 players have computers like that and they expect people to upgrade?
>>746135382Cute dragons.
>>746129193this is a joke right?
>>746135358I am so so so sure that slavs will go and buy it, since they are known for having money ahahhahahahahahhahahahahahoh and i am sure that they will also want to buy a remake with clothed sukas, i mean women. just add the LGBTBBQNECRO faction too, which is just the necro faction but with a remaked skin
>>746134249spotted the vampire
>>746134249>t. afraid of the sunlight
>>746128336spbp, ubisoft should be burned
>>746135613slavs sadly ate up Gothic remake i'm afraid, Ubisoft probably wants a piece of slav nostalgia too.
>>746128162>>746128260This is the biggest crime for me.I have a fetish for 80s women with wavy hair and old fantasy was full of such babes.
>>746130750>How many times a studio can necromance a game to resell it again? Let's ask an expert's opinion.
so does woke literally just mean "i cant masturbate to this?" isnt hyper-sexualization itsself the original jewish trick to destroy western values?arent you basically just being reversed psychologies into doing the jews work for them? >well actually degeneracy is good now!!!! goyim are cattle lol. so easy to manipulate
>>746135162>But not raw and multiple clovesWRONGyou get the most benefits precisely when you eat it rawand 4 gloves are a nothingburger, unless you are a BITCH
>>746130750they didn't come up with a concept of intelectual "property" for no reason
>>746136224catherine wasn't hyper sexualized in the old game but at the same time i don't care considering she's a nothingburger characterthe game itself doesn't really look that good
>>746136797>giving attention to a dishonest baiter
>>746135021Wheres the grail building?I can spot it in the other town screens.
>>746135021>>746135106>>746135203>>746135358genuinely looks like they pasted a town screenshot into grok and asked it to make it """modern"""what the fuck are we doing man
>>746129193what the fuck
>>746136953Wait im retarted. Its right there, fukken hell.
>>746136224No i hate the desexualization of character design because it is a crime against art and expression. Censorship is censorship, I believe everyone should be allowed to freely express themselves however they see fit. No one should be silenced.
They should have tried to move HOMM into Total War territory before CA made Warhammer games.
>>746128162>>746129193>take the original>surgically remove all the soul>change all the designs to cartoony shite>remove the original, absolutely god tier soundtrack>make all the animations take way too longwho the FUCK is this for? Especially when they're releasing Olden Era at the same exact time?
>>746137056I even rechecked the trailer, it is the real footage
considering how popular homm3 AI slop is, slavs are gonna eat this one up
IT LOOKS SO BAD
>>746138068this...fuck ubisoft
>>746137967Slavs are at most going to pirate the thing to try it and then go back to the originals
>>746137967as a sneaky slav with a lot of nostalgia I want to strangle everyone involved in creation of this abhorrent ai vomit
>>746128162Should have made a new game with homm3 pixel art style
>>746139357then they will not shit over the things you live and memories you hold dear, so it's a no-no in 2026
>>746138815based slav, may HOTA live forever, I intend to retire playing this game in 2060
tbqh I don't even like the new factions added in HOTA (robots don't fit in fantasy environment, bulwark is unneccesary due to tower already existing, cove is ok) but you can just opt out of using them so no harm done.What this game needs is people pleying more with the map editor and make new maps, the game still has tonnes of unused potential
