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https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-117

It adds new armors, NPC invasions and Horse Armors for Torrent
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>>746260498
be sure to thanks Nintendo for this btw
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>>746260498
>Still no one has found the last new armor set
People have had the Switch 2 version for days at this point too
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>>746260656
Average Nintendo hater on the right
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>>746260646
Tendies are too busy licking bull's semen out of their wife's cunt
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>greatshield buffs across the board
I'm willing to bet this is to make it even easier to cheese PCR.
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>>746260498
Naisu
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>>746260498
I saw that you can turn torrent into a nightrider horse. what the fuck is this mmo/gacha shit?
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>>746260613
Thank you Miyazaki for finally doing the right thing
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enemy placement shuffles? no? not replaying then
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>>746260613
thank you Nintendo for pushing devs to do the right thing
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>>746260498
wtf they are still updating elden ring?
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>>746260613
Thank for what exactly, a paid horse armor dlc?
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>>746260958
The ARG wasn't discovered until 2 weeks ago.
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>>746260958
yes because it's releasing on the 28th for the Switch 2
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>>746260958
Gotta break those mods every now and then
Like Todd does with Skyrim
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>>746260613
thank you nintendo
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>>746260498
So is the little paid DLC just for the starting classes, and the new stuff being added can still be found in the world by everyone? or can it only be found if you buy the DLC?
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>>746260498
I was hoping they'd add DLSS since the switch version most likely uses it but nope. Really pisses me off I have to play offline to remove the cancer that is TAA.
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>>746260656
trannies are unironically anti-nintendo in spirit since they loathe anything fun or innocent and must corrupt it with their delusion (i.e. the western developer spirit) and nobody has a good counter argument against this btw
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What about perfomance fixes, esp those one that was introduced after DLC?
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>>746261162
according to videos from nintendo there are countless performance fixes for the switch 2 version
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>>746261162
Please understand. All optimization efforts were spent trying to get the game not to shit itself unto infinity on the Switch 2.
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>>746260613
i'm so glad i bought a switch 2 on release day liek a year ago, best investment with zero (0) regrets to this day, elden ring now, the duskbloods tomorrow thank you nintendo
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>>746260996
Qrd?
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complete nothingburger of a patch if you were considering returning to the game btw
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>>746260613
thanks Nintendo
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>>746261310
There is an ARG in the game and anon found it 2 weeks ago and has been storytiming it on /vg/. The entire gameworld exists to facilitate the ARG.
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>>746260656
This is what chuds fantasize about
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>>746261215
Well it's still dropping frames so they should have done a better job.
https://youtu.be/6oetArwJhZc?t=90
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>>746261215
Still doesn't stop the game from not reaching close to 60fps, having poor textures, draw distance and slow loading times, tendie. Nintendo also lied about the switch 2 version having exclusive content, when the reality is that it's available for every single version.
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>>746260656
GANBARE NONMONE
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>>746261460
>>746261462
>i watched
>it looks like
roflmao
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>still no 50% off sale
>still no discount on erdtree at all
I sleep zzzz
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FromSoft is selling Horse armor now?
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>>746260656
was he right /b/ ?
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>>746260613
Thank you Nintendo.
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>>746260498
This feels like a very arbitrary list of stuff to buff and nerf, like yeah the bird's feather incantation was awful but how about Elden Stars? Just port the Nightreign version which is much better.
Why nerf Rakshasa and Gravitational missile because of PvP but leave everything else the way it is?
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>>746261137
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>>746261553
Thats what the discord is trying to say, it isn't sticking though.
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>>746260498
>heavily nerfed rakshasa's
>nerfed gravitational missile by not having it instantly explode anymore
>nerfed rugalea's roar
>nerfed hitstun on rotten breath
>buffed throwing weapons
>buffed all the garbage spells
>buffed parry, storm wall and thope's barrier
>buffed rewards in the realm of shadow
>changed the scaling on the carian sorcery sword (no clue what they mean by this)
>buffed perfumes
>buffed greatshields
how did it take this long for rotten breath to get nerfed. shitter hosts in shambles.
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>>746260498
Sorry, chud. I'm not playing unmodded Elden Ring again and updating the game will break mods.
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>>746261607
Oh nono troontendosisters what is this?
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>>746261685
>how did it take this long for rotten breath to get nerfed.
It got nerfed multiple times
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>>746260996
>>746261389
I swear to god if you're that cancerous twin birds theory fag
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>>746261768
No it is just an ARG about the deeplore in the game.
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>>746261734
aside from the one thing that matters sure
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>>746261389
>From is so terrible at storytelling that it took people 4 years to find hidden content
I believe this
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>>746260498
>Reduced cast time for meteorite spells
Are they somewhat viable now?
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>>746261137
There's nothing fun or innocent about a company that shuts down non profit fan projects, closes down rom sites and jails people for leaking pokemon, of all things. Not to mention Nintendo raising the price of games to 80 dollars, profiteering, and taking away people's access to their digitally purchased WII U, Wii and 3DS games. Nintendo are a blight on the industry.
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>nerfed a few remaining anti ganker tools
It's not like i'm planning to return into ER but still funny to see
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>>746261607
Bottom and middle left and bottom right were handsome dudes.
Wonder who managed to brainwash them, normally it's ugly, bullied people that get broken.
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>>746261595
because rakshasa's and gravitational missile were horrendously broken.
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>>746260959
You don't need to pay for the update though.
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>>746261851
>>746261389
How does it tie into real life?
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>>746261874
It was probably the decade of lore descriptions being the only lore. People were hinting at this for a long time.
A bunch of this stuff is showing dlc content before it was released. It even has some Nightreign content.
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>>746260498
So, will I be able to get the new weapons and armor for free after the update, or will I have to buy the DLC?
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>>746261995
Can you read english?
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>>746261989
What is this rock depicting?
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>>746262038
Can you?
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>>746260656
bart get out, im piss
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>>746260498
no amount of patching will fix this turd
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>>746262072
That you're fucking stoned if you think these store bought assets contain some ebin secret
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>>746260498
Too little, too late....
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>>746262083
I can because I'm not asking retarded questions only illiterate retards would ask
>The following elements will be added upon purchase of the "Tarnished Pack" DLC.
What part of this sentence do you not understand?
Do you need subtitles?
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>>746260498
>must purchase the Tarnished Pack seperately
what a load of HORSE SHIT
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>>746260498
>they killed the offhand rakshasa
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>746261986
You play around with the talismans to get the rules for the ARG and what to notice in the game world as a rule. Once you've played around with the ARG talismans so imagery will reveal itself repeatedly then you build a lexicon of what the ARG is about then go looking for it.

Most of it is about the GW and how it sees reality. It shows big events filtered thru how the GW saw them and all the terminology changes. Demi-gods for instance are centipedes. As you keep experimenting you'll fill out the lexicon.
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>>746262128
Damn, I'll smoke to that.
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>>746261896
yet they still manage to make real games that are really fun
meanwhile western devs ruin the art form with fat tranny virtue signalling, and then get laid off as a reward kek
all of the big 3 are anti-consumer now, but only one still cares about making games that are fun because they are games and not political vehicles or interactive therapy sessions. Notice all your criticisms are about the business practice, never the games themselves
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>>746261553
It's horse armor and 2 new starting classes that will end up being a free mod on PC.
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What happened to anon who was suing From for hiding whole another game inside their games, with parallel worlds and so on?
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>>746262249
he was killed by miyazaki from knowing too much.
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>>746262103
Sorry, Ranjesh. Elden Ring is considered game of the generation. Your hissy fit won't change reality no matter how loud you cry.
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>>746262207
Sounds like bullshit desu
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>>746262204
>they also killed gravi missile
Not sure what to think about this. It's good that I don't have to deal with this in ganks anymore but it was also such a good invader tool.
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>>746262072
Aerial shot of Rauh ruins where the golem with the greatbow is.
>>746262249
Probably someone that knew about this but was mentally ill and wanted to get it out there like this. Anon's storytiming is better overall he is telling us how he's getting his results.
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>>746262196
It also says
>The equipment of each new starting class can also be obtained by purchasing it from merchants in the Lands Between or by finding it in the world.
Would that mean that the game world differs from player to player? Would that segregate the online? Are we back to DS2 DLC days, when people would summon and drop DLC items in co-op areas for non-DLC players? What's the point, when the equipment can be duped, legally even, by starting the game as a new class and dropping the items in multiplayer?
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>have to pay for DLC and extra content and horse armor

LMAOOO remember when Fromtroons were defending them saying they don't do that shit?
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>>746261685
>changed the scaling on the carian sorcery sword (no clue what they mean by this)
From the description of the buff, it's to make physical damage sorceries like Rock Sling not suck donkey ass when using it.
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>>746262365
So you are illiterate, and mentally ill too
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>>746262315
I know, that is part of the fun to this whole thing. Mess around with it and centipedes and flowers keep appearing though. Once you find the base set talismans you'll see it for what it is.
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>>746262207
>>746261989
>>746261851
>>746260996
certified schizo
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>>746262204
>>746262328
Whelp, and these are pretty much all the significant changes.
>still no latency improvement for PC
>still no ganker's tongue change
Beat Miyahacky.
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>>746262380
Consolefag problem. You're not playing games on a console like a philistine, right?
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>>746262436
I remember seeing you posting this hogwash in /erg/ and you got ignored there too, kek.
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>>746262430
No, that would be (You).
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kek how many months for this shit? is this the quality of patches NS2 owners will have to expect?
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>>746262447
No it is just the ARG in Elden Ring it is weird like that.
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>>746262436
meds
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>>746262436
Looks like the triggered discord is trying to hound you again.
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Haven't played since launch, did they finish the uncompleted quest in the game?
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>>746260498
>buff to greatshield guardboost
>also weight reduction
just after I finished my autistic defensive shield/guard counter run that left me completly disappointed with greatshields. I got the banished knight shield and it had pretty much the same guardboost as greatshields for a fraction of the weight.
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>>746262637
Cut content was cut for a reason. Restorationfags are delusional.
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>>746262627
meds
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>>746260498
>5 bucks to Make Flails Great Again
Based or cringe?
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>>746262652
>guardboost
What about deflection? Remind me, does ER still have that property? Like, I remember in DS1 Shiva's shield was favored because it had high tier deflection and would make lighter weapons bounce off of it.
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>>746262627
That is normal. They attack anyone showing interest in the game since they are dead inside from grooming ripping the soul out of them.
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small patch
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Where's the invasions in Caelid? I can't find it.
Also do these new items appear in the world or ar mearchants if you don't buy the $5 DLC?
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>>746261607
I can't imagine having this shit stored on my computer. The obsession has gotta be a mental illness.
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>>746262925
The obsession is the troon stuff. The discord is here to try and groom people.
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>>746260613
FPBP
thank you nintendo
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>>746262786
Yea it has it, and Greatshields have better deflection. But I didn't it think it was worth massive weight increase and equal at best guardboost.
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so are discord trannies a real thing or is it a slur for retarded women posters
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nightreign patch any day now
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>>746263037
it was a real thing for dragons dogma 1
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>>746263037
Yes we are real. We mostly post in famitsu threads and most Nintendo ones too :)
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>didn't nerf rellana's cameo
Fuck yes. I love that thing but I was fully expecting them to ruin it.
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>>746260613
Thanks shitendo for breaking my mods
I have some severe tendienigger fatigue holy shit just get cancer and die already you worthless faggots
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>>746263037
Nah it's real, it's basically shazamfags wanting to disrupt games they don't like
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New greatsword moveset from tarnished edition, for anyone who still cares.
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Still no Steam page?
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>>746263243
bro it's just 450$ can't you just buy it?
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>>746263221
The delay for the stance status is the balance already.
>>746263260
My guy, he uses light greatswords not greatswords.
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>>746263290
What does that have to do with ANYTHING you fucking pedophile?
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>>746260613
surprised there's so many tendies playing this game , hope you all enjoy it
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>>746263260
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>>746263260
Please tell me the R2 is a thrusting attack like DS2.
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>>746263260
the first time i saw it i thought it's some new chinese mod, looks so dumb and out of place and not in a good way
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>>746263342
how the fuck does it look this good on a switch 2? what magic is this
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>>746263037
>real
nah, it's just some schizos trying to ruin any discussion if their favourite game is being critiqued
also those schizos never post actual links/proof to those apparent discord troons, they always post the same pics 24/7 like >>746263250 for example
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>>746263362
Claymore R2
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>>746263362
It is
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>>746263260
kino
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>>746263430

>>746263175
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>>746263340
The same thing happened when dark souls 1 came out on the switch, the game was full of brand spanking new fatrolling, gargoyle helming, trying to black crystal invaders away tendies
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>>746263260
>>746263342
Are there really no other new weapons? I've only seen this sword, the Idus knight sword, and the curved greatsword of the heavy knight. No new spells either.
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>>746263409
you should look at the runes at the bottom of the image
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>>746263497
so is it a bad thing? or a good thing?
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>>746262436
You mess with something long enough and you'll get centipedes and flowers everywhere
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>>746263496
dd1 never had any schizos, retard
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>>746263260
>>746263342
>the ugly red cloth stays on you and it looks like you're carrying an umbrella
fucking ruined
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>>746263551
this is on the switch 2
>>746263260
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>>746263560
Not really.
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>>746263260
It's retardedly broken and will be nerfed to the ground.
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>>746263589
The sword itself is ugly.
I hate that they gave the incredibly valuable Claymore R2 to the two worst looking greatswords in the game (this sword and Midra's sword)
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>>746263576
there's plenty of images about it
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>>746263559
If you like shit-stomping people who have no idea what they're doing, or just helping them out, it's great
I plan to rebuild my level 6 double exploding flask jarPG allahu akbar twink asap to do exactly that
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>Fromflaccid thinks I'm going to kill my suite of personalised overhaul mods with some shitendo pandering patch
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>>746260498
but my mods....
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>>746263667
are you going to kill newbies? or help them?
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>>746263658
prove it
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Thank you Nintendo for the final update to the 2020's game of the decade so far
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>>746263667
I'm going to farm consumables and bully switch noobs. DSR reigniting burg bullying was so much fun.
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>>746260613
THANK YOU SO MUCH NINTENDO FINALLY
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I cannot think of anything more pathetic than being part of a community that trolls 4chan, and I post on 4chan for fun
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>>746263430
>>746263576
>>746263719
hi pinto
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>>746262478
It literally asks you to pay for it on PC as well.
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>>746260498
>No 6 player limit area
>PvP changes that could have made the PvP less miserable 2 years ago
What the fuck is wrong with these retards
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>>746263756
I mean you literally have anti nintendo fanboys in this thread whining about the switch 2 release, ignoring that if it wasn't for Nintendo the game wouldn't have had any updates at all
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>>746263714
Both, alternating back and forth
No greater feeling than getting summoned to help the person you just murdered
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God dammit I'm gonna have to change one of my characters to use the new shit
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>>746263784
He goes by tinpo now. Him and creasy got new names a few times after the old ones got burn noticed.
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>>746263784
you're not very bright aren't you, schizo/bot
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i quit about 50% into the game before the big elevator
is it time to come back
should i restart
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>>746263889
keep dilating, pinto
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>>746261989
>it’s not just a boulder *sniffs*, it’s a rock. A ROCK!
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>>746263945
if you're going to buy the tarnished edition then yes I would restart
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>>746264003
the...what edition?
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>>746262558
Random background scenery isnt "arg"
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>>746264025
He's a troll, relax. Just laugh at "jokes".
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>>746264000
It shows Rauh in the base game, pretty interesting.

Here is Raider's darkness outfit in base game Elden Ring. Raider's outfit is darkroot depths.
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>>746263326
>My guy, he uses light greatswords not greatswords.
Pretty sure, this one uses Lucatiel's greatsword and is a GS, even as a model. The light greatsword is reserved for one of the new starter classes, the idus Knight.
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>>746263619
Hold on a minute you're telling me when you combine all the twisty horned trinkets it kind of almost resembles the nigga whose head has a bunch of twisty horned bullshit? Truly mind blowing stuff anon
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everyone playing elden ring now that means time to invade noobs
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>>746264169
Whats the approved noob heckler build
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Nintenbart…forgive me……
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>>746260730
they're not buffing fingerprint, they're just making it so that other greatshields actually have a purpose
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>>746263260
>>746263342
Can you switch ash of war?
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>>746264025
I'm not actually explaining the arg well. Intentionally so, I want you guys to go do it yourself so you'll see it.
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>>746263832
Elden Ring taught them there’s no point in making high-quality, niche stuff that’ll also take a decade to get them acclaim, when they can just do open world slop like everyone else and see more success in one game launch than they did in 7.
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>>746263976
I'm Punto though, surname Fiat.
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How much was nerfed in Elden Ring patches and updates?
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>>746264169
this is why invaders have a bad rep
>haha we just love PvP!
>and by PvP I mean raping noobs with the cheesiest builds imaginable
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>>746264228
>The WALL now has access to other walls
Erection
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>>746264195
scythe with sword dance
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>>746264235
Shazam lost and got raped
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>>746264085
That’s a Tree Sentinel wearing a jellyfish.
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>>746264195
rot stuff since they have no defense against it early game.
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>>746264234
I really think you should focus your time and attention literally anywhere else that isn't connecting dots that don't exist.
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>>746262216
As opposed to fake games that are really fun? You're a retarded brainwashed cultist. Any game can be fun, regardless of where it comes from. Funny that you ignore all the political shit shoved into Nintendo games, especially those geared toward children. Gender neutral terms, gay relationships in animal crossing, race mixing and black protagonists in Fire Emblem (not to mention the censorship and woke translations done by unapologetical far left members of the Treehouse team). You're just another hypocritical faggot.

As for criticism of the games? Nintendo hasn't had a shred of creativity since Mario Odyssey, with countless soulless cash grab 'remasters', increasingly worse versions of Mario Kart and bland first party games that not only don't innovate, but just don't feel good to play (yes I've played the majority of switch 2 only games). Maybe you just don't know any better, stuck on limited over priced Nitendo consoles for decades, or maybe you're just willfully ignorant fuck that's happy to miss out on other, better games.
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>>746263851
Well maybe not recent updates.
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>>746264352
Sometimes.
>>746264378
I'm just posting the ARG content.
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>>746264263
Don't summon outside of boss fogs, you don't get invaded.
It's that easy!
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>>746260498
>Buy horse armor dlc
kek
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>>746264235
>there’s no point in making high-quality, niche stuff
they're about to release a 3d arena fighter with boardgame rules.
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>>746263430
>still crying about getting raped by Elden Ring four years later
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>>746264195
Dragon Halbert.
Lightning + freeze = istant kill at early levels.
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>>746264420
>wow I'm so cool I rape noobs lmao
people like you are the reason why the coop mod exists
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>>746264432
I like topping my flasks off before going thru the fogwall so I summon a few flasks before going in.
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poof!
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>>746264263
someone has to teach them to fear bad red man.
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>>746264471
Yeah, AFTER releasing ER and Nightreign, which was typical battle-royale slop reusing almost all of their assets on hand.
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>>746264420
You broke the bot it thinks you are talking about pvp lol.
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Elden mid...worst From game ever...
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>>746261607
Fuck it, I don't give a shit, would @ top left.
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>>746264593
It isn't a bot it is the horsefucker from the discord trying to spam reply to everything I post for reasons.
We can speedrun this part of the thread so he moves on.
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>>746260613
cattle cucksoomer has to remind everyone to bow down to his overlords
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So besides the horse armor, will these new items not appear in the world unless you buy the $5 pack? Or does the $5 only enable the new starting classes for convinience?

Can these weapons be dropped by friends?
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>>746264592
>fromsoft should arbitrarily trash the asset library they've been building up for 15 years because jobless nerds think asset reuse is lazy
keep crying lol
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>>746264796
patch says they drop or can get from merchants but knowing them they will be behind dlc so pay up goy
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>>746264263
Anyone who isn't a complete braindead moron already knows they can just cheese invaders with no hope of them fighting back in this dogshit game
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>>746262207
It's 2026 and motherfuckers are seriously trying to pull "you get mew if you use strength on the truck" bullshit???
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>>746263826
Just mod it in dude. There's fucking full on conversion mods on PC that have entirely new campaigns.
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Idus Knight is such fucking mania.
>ONE light greatsword in the entirety of the basegame
>You can at least switch its skill so it's not just a perma-wing stance sword like Milady is
>The other three light greatswords are in the DLC
>One is Milady, and also the only other one whose skill you can change
>The other ones are a paired blades that do split damage because they require investment in both Int and Faith
>And the last one comes at the very end of the DLC
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>>746264896
No, it is just the ARG in Elden Ring.
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>>746262380
It's free.
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reminder the jannies are trannies
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>>746264401
No, as opposed to fake games which are not fun with the only purpose of being a vehicle of ideology.
None of what you mentioned in FE made the game not fun. See that's the thing with Nintendo, they might fall for the pressure by loonies who want to chop their dicks off, but they don't change the game itself. Again, it's not my fault that the tranny brigade is doing everything in their power to ruin games. I guess lopping your cock off might indicate mental instability.
I have a PC and a PS5, I'm well aware of what else is out there and therefore stand by my original opinion.
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>>746260498
>Horse Armors
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>>746265086
We still don't know what this entails yet. There's a possibility some SotE weapons are sold by merchants now and at the very least I would expect the Idus Knight's gear to be obtainable this way so it's accessible if you didn't start as one.
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>>746264234
>tree into bones
yeah that's kinda the whole TWLID's shtick since godwyn became a vegetable rotting in the erdtree roots. what's new about that? next you'll figure out the millenia old allegory of growing plants from the buried dead?
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>>746264420
congrats on breaking the bot but that's just clothing made up from animal bones.
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>>746262436
>rotate object fractally
>it turns into a centipede
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Is this one schizo going to be in all the threads now
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>>746264234
what do the pics have to do with the text?
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>>746265403
The jellyfish shield shows the normal world thru the top and the spirit world thru the bottom. When you move the camera around you can see the boundary point. It is showing you the progression over time so you don't have to simply assume what happens, it actually explains how a spirit shelter is formed.
For Godwyn's specifically there is a repeated theme of a spider eating at the roots of the spirit shelter, his death really has infected all the trees.

Pic rel is the crucible helms under the UV light in the prayer room in Haligtree.
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>>746265086
switchbabies need the easy mode tbf
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Smithscript/Spear of the Impaler throwing attacks hit noticeably harder now but they're still niche.
Golem Fist has quite a bit more range but it's pointless because the real power of the charged R2 is point blank when both hitboxes hit so eh
Perfume bottles are still a meme, having more power is nice but their issue is that they're slow as fuck and with pitiful range

Gravitational Missile still skips to the explosion when it's shot on the ground/walls but the explosion is delayed, Flame of the Fell God rules that joint now
Meteorite/Meteorite of Astel's casting is FAST now holy fuck!
Carian Retaliation is marginally stronger now but nothing special
Founding Rain of Stars suffers from the same problem as Rain of Fire, good on big targets and that's about it

Divine Bird Feathers is much better but still very much a meme.
O Flame's hitbox is fuckhuge now
Rain of Fire's damage is even higher now but still kinda useless against anything that isn't Tree Sentinel size and above
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>>746265735
thats just the internal organs of a jellyfish, you're making connections out of nowhere

Either way, how is this an ARG?
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>>746265707
You know those really out there schizos that were the funny conspiracy theorists everyone at laughed at and they'd make X-Files episodes of?
He's that but with videogames. He's mentally ill.
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>>746265856
This is in all versions of the game retard
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>>746265735
yeah the armors also double as artwork that depicts the world. that shows how godly the artists and blacksmiths were in the lands between before marita shat all over them. that's not an alternate reality game, that's just how gothic settings go, like ER.

>crucible helms under the UV light in the prayer room in Haligtree.
gimme what you're smoking right now
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>>746265671
Fromshart games attract embarrassing schizos all the time, the retard who tried to sue them is still around pretending he's normal
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Played ER on PS5 and thinking of buying it again on PC now that Sony is destroying their console business.
How heavy is it in terms of performance? I can run Sekiro everything maxed at 4K resolution and get locked 60fps, but that isn't an open world game.
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>>746263260
They add shit like this but they still won't merge back the 2 stamp skills into one.
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>>746266164
depending on your specs, the dlc has performance issues even on high end hardware
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>shazamtroons are so broken they're trying to pretend a patch is actually paid dlc
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>>746265915
It is an arg because you have to learn about the terminology the bird uses by playing with some talismans yourself. You learn that people are seen as worms to the GW bird after putting the talismans together and seeing repeated imagery of a bird scooping up worms. You learn that demi-gods are centipedes by repeated instances of centipedes showing up. You learn that dung beetles are warriors progressing toward godhood, you learn that godwyn is a spider in the system, you learn that the bird comprises all things (the little legs on the spiral of godwyn are all the bird heads in gold). You learn that the rot god is the twin-bird aspect gone berserk at the death of it's spirit half.

You'll spend hours not playing the actual game. The new game you are playing isn't in the game.

Pic rel is all the madness spells, they all have birds losing their shit on them. The ARG will explain why.
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>>746266341
me when i'm schizo
this doesn't count as an arg btw it's just theorizing lore and pulling shit from nowhere
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>>746266303
I7 13700k + 9070xt + 32gb DDR5
I'm assuming I could get locked 60fps at 4K throughout the game and dlc at medium settings?
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This schizo reminds me of some new age cult members. They're also mesmerized by repeating patterns and rainbow lights.
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>>746266542
>intel cpu and amd gpu
why did you go for the worst possible choices?
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>>746266456
You have to spend time on the talismans to get the terminology though. The Godwyn spiral was done in mspaint layer by layer and you see the evolution of the bird heads as you go.
It is a process that you can't get unless you actually do the work, some of what you see gets covered up later so it is only shown during the process.

Once you've done that you can start playing and doing what I'm doing.
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>>746266542
you should be fine on max settings unless your CPU dies of corrosion
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>>746266164
>>746266542
yes, maybe even on high
but that might not be reachable if you play the game normally (online with easy anticheat enabled), disabling it gives a performance boost
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>>746266587
I wouldn't be surprised to know if it's a bot since one always seems to be in FROMSoft related threads shitting it up with something.
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>>746266542
>humblebragging
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Guys if you spin things in a circle it turns into a circle.
Circles are circles too.
If you draw a circle you end up with a circle.
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>>746266765
The discord has been trying to say I'm a bot for weeks. Something about this triggers them really bad.
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>>746266587
Even if it's complete nonsense you need to admire the dedication to make all the images and shit.
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>>746266765
Seems like an unnecessarily convoluted way to shit up a FromSoft game thread, when the usual simple baits and shitposting would work just fine. Gotta be a genuine schizo. Seen quite a few of those in all these years I've been on 4chan.
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>>746266853
Just talking about something you guys aren't ready for yet
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>>746266642
this is not an arg my guy it's just imagery
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>>746266637
My 3060ti died last january, during the gpu price hike panic and I had to buy a new GPU quick so I got a 9070xt. Great GPU so far considering the price.

>>746266704
Alright thanks I'll keep that in mind.

>>746266776
Not really. My cpu is showing its age and it wasn't top tier when I bought it. Plus my RAM is kinda slow.
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By the way, the term ARG inherently means that it utilizes resources OUTSIDE of the game, like fake websites, physical secret messages hidden in specified real world locations, etc.
Even if there were any patterns hidden in-game in the textures or models, then it should be classified as "easter eggs" at best.
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>>746266993
I'm sorry this is upsetting you again.
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>>746266897
>something you guys aren't ready for yet
Ohhh ER lore, how terrifying. I can feel my mind splintering and spreading across space as it tries to assimilate this forbidden knowledge.
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>>746264989
>dude it's free
>it's not
>u-ummmm JUST MOD IT THEN
lmao Fromtrannies are the most cucked fanbase in all of gaming
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>>746265130
>"The following elements will be added upon purchase of the "Tarnished Pack" DLC."
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>>746266542
I played it on an RTX 3080 + i7 10700k a 4k/60 with a few drops here and there. That's 2020 hardware. You'll easily do 4k/60 without drops unless you enable Goy Tracing, which looks like ass in Elden Ring.
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>>746267023
>By the way, the term ARG inherently means that it utilizes resources OUTSIDE of the game
Anon said he was doing the talisman thing in mspaint.
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>this entire thread
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>>746267080
>Ohhh ER lore, how terrifying.
It seems to upset someone for some reason.
>>746267130
I was using paint.
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>>746267096
There's no DLC on PC. The patch dropped today for free. Not that it matters. Elden Ring Reforged ports almost all the content from Nightreign to ER and has way more content than this shitty update, including like 80 new weapons.
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>>746261685
>nerfed rugalea's roar
You best be bullshitting. The fucking incant was practically useless on launch before they buffed it.
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>>746265987
this might come as a surprise but this game has sold over 30 million copies in the years it wasn't on switch. this is for switchbabies pure and simple.
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>>746262925
The calling card of these exact sorts of people is to project accusations of obsession when evidence is posted.

Will you ever learn to blend in?
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>>746267130
That still doesn't make it an ARG. He's just drawing conclusions from combining shit in mspaint. Anyone can do that with anything in the game, this isn't something they intended people to do beyond maybe imagining it at most.
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what the fuck am I reading
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>>746260498
>Shadow of the Erdtree still not on sale
I will NOT pay $40 for a DLC
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>>746266341
>Common abstraction is now considered elite knowledge
Humanity is doomed
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>>746267273
Reforged has ass backwards changes to mechanics that make the game a chore to play.
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>>746267329
If you say so.
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>>746267237
for years elden ring threads have been ruined by people without self awareness schizo rambling about the game and then bring up some sort of strawman discord server when called out, you have to wonder if it's an elaborate troll or genuine mental illness, probably both.
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>>746260613
be sure to learn english properly this year, pablo.
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>>746267404
You just need to learn how to play the game again with Reforged. You can aggressively hug bosses with the deflection mechanic. It's the opposite of "rollslop" due to the stamina management mechanic.
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>>746267437
People just hate the discord after that guy got doxed trying to mess with threads.
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>>746267273
>There's no DLC on PC.
You nigger it literally says in PC patch notes that you get the content UPON PURCHASE.
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>>746265294
>purchased from merchants
Please god let that apply to bellbearings pre update. I went on a merchant hunting spree for everyone but kale.
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At least this schizo is entertaining. It's like having a glimpse into the inner workings of a clinically insane mind through screenshots of rocks in Elden Ring.
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>>746267569
I guess this is the successor to Plague rambling about rubble for an entire hour
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>I-it's FREE ON PC

Why are Fromdrones such little pathetic lying trannies? They lie about no cut content, they lie about lore, they lie about the game being good even lmao.
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What happened to the hidden second half of a game schizo anyways?
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>>746267569
Why does this trigger you so much though?
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>>746267451
I kind of mean outside the gameplay itself(aside from magic feeling like shit because of the ass recharging spells you have to spam). Torrent not being immune to status effects, not being able to use torrent in a lot of giant areas to force you to fight shit or take even longer to go around them, the shitty items hidden in the environment you have to find to make up for stats you can't get from levelling anymore because of the level cap, the crappy tight platforming placed all over the place. I just found it way more exhausting to play than normal Elden Ring.
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>>746267523
>guy that doesn't play on pc has no idea how pc gaming works
nta but you can unlock all dlc on steam for free with a program that unlocks it. that's ignoring that you can also play a cracked version or mod those files without paying if you don't want to risk your steam account(but i've never heard of a single person being banned for using cream).
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>>746267272
No one's upset at most they're confused because your mind is conjuring imagery that is not present in those images. That tree is not shaped like the Uld clay people, and there are no birds here. You should take a break, and go do something else.
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>>746267631
Anon found something genuinely amazing and is sharing it with us it is going to upset shitters that try to ruin everything. You should have seen the bloodborne stuff he posted yesterday on /vg/ it was cool.
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>>746267719
>You should have seen the bloodborne stuff he posted yesterday on /vg/ it was cool.
I saw it it had my noggin joggin. I feel like these threads are 90% /erg/.
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>>746267690
>DUDE JUST HACK IT JUST MOD IT LOL
From sissy trannies with their little vibrating buttplugs really just make excuses, huh.
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>>746267719
Makes sense, rock anon butchered the annoying repost bot in this thread
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>>746267637
None of that bothers me. The platforming adds some incentive to explore, and I've never leveled past 150 in ER. Even 200 seems like too much. The crafting is my main complaint. It adds a billion redundant crafting steps to everything, kinda like those Witcher 3 mods that "enhance" the alchemy system.
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>>746267419
What conclusions are we supposed to draw from your examples? Yes the imagery in Elden Ring is very intricate and fascinating but what is the ARG supposed to be?
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>>746267803
>i can't do it on console so it doesn't count
the sourest of all grapes.
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>>746267793
Can I sees it?
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>>746260498
Ok but where exactly are the new items
GIVE ME THE PRECISE LOCATIONS DAMNIT
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>>746267847
Yeah I forgot about the crafting. Honestly it's been a while since I tried reforged so I'm sure it's changed a lot, maybe I'll give it another try once they update it for the new DLC, but I got really annoyed around Leyendell and stopped playing.
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>Gravitational Missile nerfed
More Albinauric racism, even trapping Gaius in the Realm of Shadow wasn't enough for them.
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>>746267917
Already stated - it is from the POV of the GW phoenix. God has a special arrangement with the mortals on earth and loves them and covets them like they covet it's fire. But that arrangement drives the godbird insane because everything is made up of the godbird so it should work toward the same greater will but it doesn't. Component parts fight against the whole and this drives the whole into a madness.

Walk around with the erdtree greatshield in the prayer room it shows you what happened when Marika became god you'll get why the bird is so pissed.

>>746267938
I have it saved as 4 images.
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>>746263342
The jump looks too fast and the spin looks too slow. The jump should probably be slower or cover less distance, and I think the visual woosh needs to be toned down a bit. It should look more like a sidestep version of Dynast's Finesse.
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lol this was a bug? How did they not notice it for 4 years?
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This guy does it better
https://youtu.be/YRSe7FSAsI4?is=qoae8IJ_2nQIehVg
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>>746268359
It is like the ents destroying isengard.
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>>746268405
No one played Elden Ring with mouse and keyboard.
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>>746268448
They are surrounding the divine beast temple and there is a woman in black and a woman in white riding mounts with them.
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>>746268405
Because you're mentally fucking challenged if you play these games without a pad.
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>>746268520
i did. It's great
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>>746262128
yeah its funny as fuck i remember watching tarnished archeologist talk about how some people are so schizophrenically caught up in the fake lore of these games that they analysed some pillar texture for a long time when it turned out to just be some free generic texture of adam and eve or some other depiction of a biblical story
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>>746268185
>>746268359
>>746268448
>>746268536
You got the duofags talking to each other to cope now.
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>>746268405
There are some major bugs they still haven't fixed, like most holy damage buffs not working at all. There are also errors like a statue just before the Cleansing Chamber Anteroom Grace being lower into its pedestal than the other statues on that terrace of Enir-Ilim.
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>>746268185
>>746268359
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>>746268536
What does this have to do with Bloodborne?
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So what’s new on the dlc? I know about 2 new starting classes but in elden ring it’s whatever, some horse armour(lmao), two new sets of armour, I know one looks like a bloodborne duskbloods esque matador looking thing but the other one haven’t seen yet, if you are ever so kind to show me that armour set and where you can geth both of the new armours I would be rather pleased, and at the end a couple new invasions as I’ve read through a quick glance at the thread, for 5 bucks they should at least have added a new boss
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>>746263342
>blindspot, LGS edition
I just want grounded weapon arts goddamnit. Give it a riposte or something, anything but more of this fucking anime shit.
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>>746268739
Anon raised his insight enough to see the alien birds attacking belarut.
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From and Bamco don't have normal feedback forms for bugs and I don't play on Steam, so if Steam has one, I can't access it. How do you guys try to contact them, or what have you heard that works? I've noted some annoying bugs that I think might get fixed now if patches are happening again.
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>>746268741
Anime game series.
Realismfags lost.
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>>746268669
>most holy damage buffs not working at all
I know Sacred Blade works and that's good enough for me. There's also the fire buffs although those are marginally better on STR builds (basically meaningless difference).
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>>746260498
>mfw the tarnished pack
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>>746268549
this
had a friend who got into DaS for the first time and he insisted on using KB+M despite my repeated insistence otherwise.
We got something like 6 hours in before he finally apologized to me and pulled out the controller.
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>>746262436
>>746263619
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>>746268801
>shitposters pretend not to see what anon is posting because there is no stat telling them it is okay to see it
Kind of funny when you realize how much they are coping about images we can all see.
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>>746268920
What is vague about that? You can see what he did because it is in stages.
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>>746264263
It's just a video game, you little bitch.
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heavy class starts with 77 poise
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>>746260613
Thanks for the paid horse armor, Bethe...Nintendo.
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>>746268921
Can you explain what I’m supposed to see? The area sort of looks like the spot where you enter Forbidden Woods? Maybe the area where you meet Alfred? Are the trees supposed to be similar to the petrified people in Yahargul? I have no idea what I’m supposed to see in these images that make me think of Bloodborne.
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>>746268740
Oh and some new weapons, do you guys know what they are?
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>>746269079
You'll simply pretend to be ignorant it doesn't matter.
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>>746268921
samefagging won't make people believe anyone else actually believes your schizo ramblings
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>>746261903
red men really are the most oppressed
It's crazy how against us the odds are now
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what the fuck is diddy blud schizo talking about in this thread? all these screenshots has nothing in them except normal generic fromsoft environments. can someone explain?
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>>746268842
Aura buffs, not weapon buffs. Most people have to use the Sword of Light's ability because it's one of the only holy body buffs in the game. There's also a different issue where the normal Holyproof Dried Liver gives a 35% holy resistance boost by mistake while the DLC version that's suppose to be stronger, the Holyproof Pickled Liver, gives a lower boost.

I've complied a list of things in a note pad, I might as well start dumping them in this thread.
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>>746269338
So you won’t explain it to me?
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>>746262879
>Also do these new items appear in the world or ar mearchants if you don't buy the $5 DLC?
Not until someone mods them in
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>>746269338
The birds look pissed at what they are seeing.
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>>746269434
Just ignore him.
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>>746269593
Nothing bad will happen don't worry.
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Hang on now, where are the tendie cultists who swore this thing would run at a rock-solid 60fps? I wanna talk to you!
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>>746264195
Arc / faith with cool dragon spells
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>powerful enemies in Shadow of the Erdtree now drop different powerful items

I infer this to imply that some dlc weapons have been moved into base game for earlier access.
And that these new "powerful items" will be somber smithing stones or something bland.

Taking one weapon from each new weapon type in the dlc and putting it in Limgrave or Calid early seems like an easy slam dunk.
But I also expect it to be equally retarded like taking away an enemy's unique weapon that they wield and putting it on some random merchant and now that enemy wont drop their weapon.
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>>746261034
>mods
>Elden Ring
ISHYGDDT
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>>746269864
>I infer this to imply that some dlc weapons have been moved into base game for earlier access.
There are no shadow of the erdtree enemies in the base game.
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>>746261137
>Nintendo
>Fun and innocent
>Entire business model is designed around making children addicted to extremely mediocre games
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>>746263260
When I first played Dark Souls 1 I wanted to make a Matador theme build, now I finally will.
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>>746269951
Maybe read the entire post next time, you fucking moron.
I clearly said that the dlc enemies that drop unique weapons could have their weapons removed and put on vendors instead, removing the unique weapon drop from the enemy.

The fact that you need to shitpost after reading a single sentence makes you look like an absolute cocksmoker.
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>>746269864
I hope it means powerful enemies can drop rune arcs, because the DLC didn't have a lot of those.
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>>746269864
It might be more like the Smithing Stone qualities will be higher, as oppose to finding early-grade ones at the start of the DLC. They were probably intended to help boost up new weapons right away for players who didn't have the Bell Bearings (or were somehow rune broke), but maybe they found in practice that they went overboard.
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Here's your final dlc armor lmao
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Why are schizos always operating under some kind of oppression narrative? They latch onto an idea and then stubbornly refuse to move on from it to the point where their instincts misfire and they convince themselves that they're under attack.
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>>746262207
i can SMELL you, Nora Kisaragi
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>>746267368
SOTE is almost as big as a whole souls game by itself.
Base ER being the size of DS3+BB combined in terms of bosses, dungeons, weapon, armor.
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>>746270043
Been wanting to do it since I realized a bunch of fights in ER are already matador fights.
>>746270053
I read the whole post bud. There are no shadow of the erdtree enemies in the base game so those enemies dropping different powerful items has no bearing on the base game still.

Its like saying they nerfed promise consort radahn so the fight in caelid should be easier. Promised Consort Radahn isn't in Caelid, he's in the dlc.
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WHERE THE FUCK ARE EVERDARK HEOLSTR AND DREGLORD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>746270087
It comes from a weird doxing incident where one of them got doxed a few times.
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>>746269953
Is this a joke? The world would be better if kids played Nintendo games instead of Fortnite and Roblox. Nintendo offers worthwhile experiences that aren't just an infinite game with constant suggestions for them to put in their mum's credit card
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>>746270071
Looking good.
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>>746270071
There's like 5 good and viable armors in this game, why is everything so fucking ugly and pointless
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>>746270381
>viable armors
holy larp
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>>746260613
fuck you nintendo
bitch
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>still no deathbed smalls headgear
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>>746270381
for PvE many armors are viable, you can go from taking full damage to taking 40% damage from a boss with the right resistances and talismans equiped.
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>>746270435
>OMG LE NAKED GUY IN PVP IS LE TOTALLY BROKEN
Sit down, Jimmy

>>746270519
And the vast majority look like shit
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>>746270381
Facilitates the ARG most of the time, all the outfits have hidden imagery on them. I'm not joking.
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>>746270578
"viable" and "armor" should never appear next to each other when talking about a souls game
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>>746270608
too bad flail is like top 3 worst weapon category in this game
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>>746269079
a dude off his meds
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>>746260498
Come the fuck on, man
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>>746270247
Why keep baiting people with their demeanor, then? I guess this is how some people get so buckbroken that they never want to leave 4chan.
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>>746269283
>>746270071
>The esteemed Broken Mask
New lore just dropped. Sounds like a meme mod character.
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Reminder Elden ring tarded edition has worse performance than the steam deck
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>>746270627
Makes sense actually.
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>>746262249
Hes ITT retard
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>>746270627
I'm going to need you to define ARG because I don't think it means what you think it means
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>>746270724
Apparently the WA is doing law of regression so just hardswap it when needed
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>>746270578
ER fashion is unparalleled, back to Dark and Brown Souls with you
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>>746270720
stop the larp, little kid, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
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>>746270802
literally the opposite is true
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>update adds nothing
>now all my mods are broken and the game won't launch
fromsoft pulled a bethesda
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>>746270305
Nintendo is just as bad as those.
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>>746270769
I think that's the most narrowly targeted I've ever seen a fromsoft patch, crazy
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>>746270930
I know more than you that's for sure. Nice "no u". This is the part where I copy you and call you a kid.
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>>746270935
I can squeeze 45fps on steam deck. This thing noodles around 30
https://youtu.be/6oetArwJhZc?si=4sbaqjsmGO4U7bci
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>>746270787
Probably just maladjusted types in general that would lash out at anything regardless of topic. The thing that seems to set them off is someone showing interest in a thing, it reminds them of their hollow emptiness so they lash out at someone showing passion.
>>746270835
Augmented Reality Game. Like when you take the content of a youtube ARG and put it into a cipher to see what the letters or number strings on screen were. I'm doing that but with mspaint and items. Then I go back into the game and tour around with the new info and see things that others walked by.
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>>746271003
From hates when weapons are good outside of being able to L2 to win
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>>746260613
Thank you, Xbox!
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>>746270986
Not even remotely true
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>>746271015
>t. salty havelmom rape victim
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The ARG guy reminds me the GTAV conspiracy guy. I don't remember the details but it was the same kind of shit, zooming in on textures with abstract patterns and claiming to be aware of some grand secret while acting coy about it on /v/. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the same guy. It's insane how often you come across people with severe mental illness on this site nowadays.
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>>746265915
It isn't
this is just another Nora Kisaragi bit where he schizoposts about things that don't exist
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>>746271041
>I can squeeze 45fps on steam deck
lol
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>>746261389
>>746260996
I don't get it
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>>746260498
What a nothingburger. I'm not spending $5 for a couple new weapons and some fucking horse armor.
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>>746271120
Yeah you keep telling us every 10 minutes lol
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>>746270835
It's a weird usage but I don't see the problem so long as you understand his meaning. The real question is whether or not he and others like him are just falling for schizo bait or if From actually has any kind of robust internal lore document that acts as a source of truth to uncover. Otherwise you're just falling for jangling keys.
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>>746271109
>t. giant dad reddit tranny
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Let's go boys.
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>>746271120
nowadays the schizos aren't as funny as the ones from decades ago, e.g the tiles anon
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>>746271120
I forgot entirely about that shitter.
How time flies, eh?
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>>746271041
The steam deck's display has half as many pixels as the Switch 2, lol.
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>>746271185
4 new weapons, 4 new armors.
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>>746271120
Covid tripled the schizos in this website, I feel like everybody is meaner and much more insane
Also tons of /vg/ generals became completely unusable, they all got that one guy dedicated to shitting up any form of discussion
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>>746266853
it's so astoundingly retarded that it compels you to look in awe of it
it's pretty high effort bait
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>>746271306
Were talking about performance chuddy
>>746271151
On average that's 15 more than switch 2
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none of these things change the game at all. armor is meaningless unless it has some effect like magic dmg or whatever. you arent wearing any of this trash nor using it. starting classes are pointless outside some very minor min max shit. theres virtually no difference if you have 2 more str at lvl 70+. a random hello kitty skin mod has more value than this.
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>>746263260
I care. That's a cool ass moveset.
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>>746271193
i haven't posted in at least a few weeks. great example of my point right here
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>>746271183
Its just an arg. If you walk your helmet into that arrow the birds perch on it, if you keep walking the point into the little black notches you see a vignette of you travelling thru the elden ring and meeting godwyn as the god of death on the other side.

For the tombstone if you drop rainbow shards at the base you see an image show up of a soul as a dove moving thru the elden ring and arriving at a spirit shelter.

You can go test it yourself, the first one is placidusax's arena and the second one is right when you warp to chapel of anticiption from the 4 belfries.
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>>746267630
he's in this thread, but as another personality.
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>>746263851
how do you respond to this without getting mad?
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>>746271193
Your defensiveness isn't disproving it.
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>>746263260
This looks cool as fuck, I'm getting this dumb horse armor just so I can play a matador.
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>Elden Ring still getting content
ARMORED CORE 6 BTFO, FUCK THAT GAME

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU ZOOMERS
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>>746263260
>Greatsword instead of thrusting sword
Fucking hacks.
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>>746271379
Shazam lost.
Sharty lost.
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>>746271074
What did you say? You're gargling too much Nintendo semen. Can't hear you.
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>>746271414
Well that is cool af
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>>746271326
covid just accelerated the normification of the internet
it was always going to be like this, normies ruin everything eventually
if you think i'm being reductive, go read youtube comments which better represent the average person and tell me they sound sane
all they know is gossiping and bullying because its all they've ever needed. they'd sooner try to kill you than help you learn something new.
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>>746271326
the thing that blows my mind is that every single hobby/franchise/thread/whatever has that one schizo who is hellbent on purposely making discussion miserable and the threads low quality
>>746271275
i don't remember tiles anon, what was that?
>>746271287
that guy had me going for a minute to be honest lol. but once they start bringing up the secret underbelly of society that's trying to cover up the secret you just know it's someone who needs help
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>>746271565
You fags have the light greatsword on the new class.
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>>746271604
weak bait sis
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>>746271326
>they all got that one guy dedicated to shitting up any form of discussion
It feels like any and all generals attract those types of people, even on other boards like /a/. Just completely unpleasant and obnoxious people.
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Sorcerybros we FUARKING won
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>>746271634
I'm saying that it makes no sense to go full in on Matador aesthetics and not use an Estoc when that's literally what Matadors use.
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>>746271120
The difference is that there actually WAS something to the esoteric GTAV shit in some form, because there are not just obvious signs of it, but people are still finding that stuff years later because they just happen to chance upon the exact camera angle and conditions to see it.
No such thing with Elden Ring.
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>>746271690
we have been winning since demon souls, laughing at the difficulty meme since we learned how to abuse geometry

nothing will ever top invading with pursuers in DS1 archives tho
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>>746271565
It's the sword from dark souls 2 that the character who uses that armor also uses. A greatsword with a cool moveset is way more interesting than another thrusting sword as well
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>>746263260
Is that the Hollowslayer/Lucatiel's greatsword?
It even does the forward point pose after 2 handed attacks.
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>>746260764
Imagine taking a dump here. So peaceful.
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>>746271758
Same with the one in ER. You can find Miquella's spirit opening the door to the spirit world in Haligtree by lining the shadow of the gate on the wall up with the verdigris door knocker to make an eyeball. Anon already posted a picture of it in the beginning of the thread>>746260764
You literally sit and wait for some of this to show itself.
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>>746262328
It was a great antiganking tool. Now you can only use it for spacing I suppose4
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>>746271758
you know, now that i think of it, wasn't actually the exact same shit with GTAV? weren't they claiming there is a secret game within the game in GTAV? this has to be the same guy.
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Can we finally admit that Shadow of the Erdtree kinda sucked?
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>>746271934
You do the same waiting thing at a few points in the game. The devs even hint at it by having people sitting down looking in that direction or have the stargazing people and chairs close by.
If you sit at the stairs before the erdtree the seal burning is a bird dying, the fire changes the type of bird it is every 3 seconds or so. Same thing happens at the foot of the scadutree.
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>>746271907
The thrusting swords are easily the most neglected weapon type in ER, it would've been cool to see them get an actually unique one.
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>storm wall parry frames increased and no longer costs FP

This is huge, now I can parry without looking like a faggy mage with the Carian Retaliation.
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>>746272030
Relatively speaking, sure, it was like a 7/10 DLC for a 9/10 game from a company known for 9/10 DLCs.
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>>746272030
>finally admit
you faggots have been shitting on the DLC since day 1
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>he's still going
Impressive.
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no officer I wasn't drunk driving, this bottle is part of the ARG and represents my prolapsed anus
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>>746262925
>hes think saving a jpeg on a computer is mental illness
>doesnt mention anything about the porn addicted perverted closet gay men dressing in women's clothes

You just outted yourself tranny. Get any goon sessions in today yet or is it too early. How's that autogynephilia hitting this morning lad
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>>746272079
Fun fact: after the Erdtree is burned a small statue appears above the entrance gazing inside.
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>>746261685
>>nerfed gravitational missile by not having it instantly explode anymore
goddamnit, i love that spell
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>>746272331
sir, a second anon with severe mental illness has hit the thread
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>>746260996
Schizophrenic niggers really look at a UV mapping error and think it's the Voynich manuscript.
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>>746272030
It was better than Dark Souls 1 and Dark Souls 3' dlcs, but worse than 2 and BBs.

I played the dlc for 1 kind of late and found myself very underwhelmed
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>>746268549
>>746268520
>>746268890
KBM is easy mode though. I'd say it's definitely worth learning solely because of mouse free camera, and being able to dodge while looking around.
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>>746262328
>>746271964
If you have access to gravi missile you have access to waves of darkness so it's not like you ever really needed it as an invader. Also, after testing the new gravi missile, it might unironically be better than the instant explosion. It now explodes at the first pull effect which is still pretty quick but it opens up to potential combos and can cover you better.
So, the new gravi missile might actually be better in the hands of someone skilled and it's only a nerf to gank squads spamming it.
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>>746272735
>being able to dodge while looking around
this was solved on pads long ago. I just can't play third person games on KBM. It feels wrong to me. More power to you if you prefer playing like that



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