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fuck off tranny
are we all just watching asmongold right now or darkviperau? forsen isn't streaming it for some reason
all boards reporting in
Will jannies pin a thread?
>>746287618kek who is this tranny?
>>746287660
Just signed up for a month of Netflix for this. Also bought Panda Express.
>>746287546>nintendodoes he know?
is this the tranny thread full of trannies
>>746287728
>>746287732I am also watching asmon
Send a new link. I'm not watching anything on that gay ass website where you can't even hide the stupid popups.
>>746287660Don't tell me those retards are stupid enough to stream it publically? That shit is illegal kekAnd if you are just watching their faces, fucking kek
It's time
>>746287831>that bodyHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>746287546Don't know why I'm bothering with this, I'm not even going to play the game until it comes to PC in 2028, and even then it's doubtful if I still have the same rig as today which is already 10 years old
>>746287868It's been settled in court very many times that it is not illegal.
>>746287846You can if you have a brain cell
>>746287618>>746287831>Sees a woman>Thinks of mentally ill men who mutilate themselvesMeds.
>>746287887wow you're so exclusionary
anyone gonna stream this shit? i ain't paying for kikeflix
https://opentogethertube.com/room/ebc5353b-2eab-4d8f-a20a-bd1a2214d57dGET IN HERE>GET IN HERE GET IN HERE>GET IN HERE GET IN HERE>GET IN HERE GET IN HERE>GET IN HERE
>>746287964lmao okay im sure a woman with that face and body can wrestle men out of their cars lmao
>>746287964faggot
NETFLIX IS DOWN
womp womp
amazing showcase so far
>>746287908same here, GTA V was the last one I had serious hype for and let me down by being so terrible. I just stick around for the leak drama and have no hope that the game itself will actually be any good.
>Netflix is kill
>>746287831i hope we can kill this bitch and get a new girlfriendgenuinely ugly
>>746288132>>746288157100 MILLION DOLLARS
HAHAHAHAHA NETFLIX IS DOWN
we crashed netflix
BRAVO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
wait so "exclusive on Netflix" but streamers can just show it? lmao
>Netflix is downLmfao
>>746288075kek
i knew this shit wouldnt even work
im watching with my nigga asmon
>>746287546THE GAME IS FULL OF NIGGERS
imagine paying 20 bucks for this
CTRL + F5 and it will load
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
>>746288132>>746288157AHAHAHAHAHA NO REFUND
Netshit crashed what terrible timeline
TOP.KEK.
>>746288305No shit. Its set in an American city.
Over 70k people are watching it with Asmon
>>746288305it is america after all
>not a streamWhat's the point then?
>rockstar false flagged a lek because they knew Netflix would be down immediately
LEEK THE LEEK
>N-NO! NO ONE CARES ABOUT GTA!>netflix literally goes down for a fucking gameplay look
the dialogue is SO BAD lmao
>>746288341This is why we need much more data centers desu
you can pet the doggo. WOW GOTY>>746288392https://www.twitch.tv/zackrawrr
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
>>746288427Because they want to see how bad R* is lying.
E33's voice acting and voice direction kills this turd lmao
what the FUCK is that dialogue it sounds so robotic
just post the magnet or gofile, I'm not watching this with a normgroid talking over it
is this black theft auto wtf is this ?
WE IN THE NIGGER NEST OMG
this looks like shit
>>746287546>First word of the trailer is a racial slur against white peopleYeah this is ass
>NETFLIX IS DOWNWE CRASHED IT>SCHIZOS SAID THIS GAME WOULD FLOP LOL>NETFLIX IS DOWNWE CRASHED IT>SCHIZOS SAID THIS GAME WOULD FLOP LOL>NETFLIX IS DOWNWE CRASHED IT>SCHIZOS SAID THIS GAME WOULD FLOP LOL
>>746288473No, I'm saying on netflix, it's not a stream, it's a video
holy fuck LOOK AT THIS WALK N TALK ACTION IM SO HYPE
I m watching! Boring
>>746288478That's dog semen anon.Makima collects it all by hand for a weekly treat.Good for the skin, they say.She drinks dog cum anon.gross.
>>746288518What was the slur?
>>746288495Male character sounds retarded. Wouldn't be surprised if they used AI
WMLF stay winning
>Grand.Theft.Auto.VI.An.Extended.Look.2026.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-FLUX.mkv
>no linkkys
>>746287546This just looks like GTA 5 with updated graphics. What am I missing?
nice nigger getting shot
I WANT TO WATCH IT NOWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ENOUGH OF THE BLACKS
>my face so far
Looks so bad lol robotic crap
Wow this looks like SHIT. and I'm not even being contrarian here, this looks awful.
this looks really bad so far. its not the nigs, I dont care about that. its just shot so poorly
wow they really got the nasty nigger hair down to a science
>>746288529Trailer views does not equal buyers, retard kun
nigger worship kino
>>746288612>Complaining about blacks in a criminal game
>>746288568Cr*ckers
>>746288598https://www.youtube.com/live/01mWBodtiUs
Cops are engaged in total nigger slaughter lmao
wow a gunfight broke out how shocking
>>746288637yeah why is it so jank lmao
>>746288590>pirating a trailerholy shit nigger just wait like an hour until its on YouTube
>>746287868>Don't tell me those retards are stupid enough to stream it publically? That shit is illegal kekhttps://x.com/RockstarGames/status/2092801512963506481It's always funny when dumb niggers like you are so loud and wrong. Just running your dick chewing lips with 0 information, like a faggot.
stream doko
This remind me of that corpo bitch in the tub trailer for CP77 or just me?
my first unreal engine 5 project vibes
>you can pet the dogGOTY
>cutscene>cutscene>cutscene
>>746288568gamers
Leaks confirmed not an old build.
zzzzzzzz
NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE PREDICTABLE /V/ DOOMPOSTING JUST POST THE MAGNET
>police just massacring unarmed people
looks boring as fuck. i just have le realism fatigue. the higher the realism the more boring the gameplay
>>746287678
AHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING AT THE NIGGERS WHO SAID IT WAS AN OLD BUILD
Finally enough of the nigs
DAMN Lucia is pretty hot ngl! White men with brown girlfriends we are UP!
Wait... is this what you were expecting? Why does the voice sound like a robot with asthma? And why doesn't it seem more interesting than the CyberJet leaks?
WHOA SHITTY CONSOLE AIMING?!?!?!
it's amazing. the most important game of this decade.
NIGGERS confirmed
man shit is 26 minutes long, I thought it was gonna be a trailer sort of video like 5 minutes
Westerners games?EwwAnanta > GTA
>black this, black thatEmotional over the existence of 3D blacks. How did you pussies handle San Andreas?
Holy shit I hate colored people.
this is so lame lmaothis looks just like gtav
any link with no streamer niggers?
>>746288774>people
>20fps
The story is fucking terrible
>>746288774This is how libtards see the police
>absolutely no gorelol, lmao
Any other stream link? I’m not going to listen to some retarded streamer talk over it the entire time
this was their big PAID reveal?i'm so glad my parents are stupid.
can you upload it to youtube hehe
>>746288709oh yeah it's all a carefully crafted little walled garden showcase
schizos seething hard as fuck lmao
>>746288854san andreas was made before DEI, hope this helps
>>746288812yeah we gotta wait a year to play the game properly. sum bullshit I hope cyberpiss releases his build
>>746288903amiright fellow aryans?
geeGRAND THEFT SNEEDO
>beer spawns out of nowhereerm
>>746288485>E33because that game has a story? story here is "street nigs speaking gibberish, deal goes bad, gun fight" which has been done 100000 times in gta
This shit is literally indistinguishable from GTA 5
>>746288854WE skiped the cinematics.
Tons of nig gangbangers but you will only ever shoot cops.
>>746288774Police are fascist. That's why we'll be able to go to BLM rallies in-game.
massive lucia downgrade
>fighting police in the opening missiondropped
>>746287831Tim Curry wore that hair better.
>>746288784Its OVER LOLIs anyone watching? I know Miami has a large Black and Hispanic population, but why are there ONLY Black people? Like, come on!
LOVE HURTD
Jason in da TRAPHOUSE
>>746288473This is intolerable Asmon's voice is so fucking loud on this video this dude is legit retarded.
>>746288598Pick your fav ecelebhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01mWBodtiUs
why does it look so... AI-ish??? the animations
>>746289001LOOOOOOOOL
Lol, I'm not going to pay to watch commercials.I'll wait for the suckers here to watch it and then tell me what they saw.
Bros... Lucia's booty....
Quite possibly the most boring shit I have ever seen in a while.
>>746289081genuinely surprised by how many say it looks incredible. the characters have literally no expression at all on their faces or anything lol
I have realism fatigue.
Kino
>>746289053he's barely even talking. I don't have pedoflix so I'm stuck with this
>>746289103just watch asmongold stream you dont gotta pay.Also this game looks mid af
do ghettos in the US actually look like this lmao
>>746289074No.
torrent when?
SHIT SHOWGOOD SONGhttps://youtu.be/W4XiSFyYRE8?si=6pF2NX31Rgt2WEBMJASON is obviously betraying her barbecues white man bad
These console graphics man everything is taking a fucking downgrade
>>746289127Slowly walking down hallways: the game
>>746289074Wingsofredemption isn’t streaming
>>746289164>you can hold hands with your girlfriend10/10 gameGOTY confirmed
whore
no disc no buy
They got my jamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzGnX-MbYE4
>>746289164this could be us..
shit looks so bad lmaois this gtav?
Love me some Stephen Root
this unironically looks so shit. what the fuck are these jokes and writing?>UUUUU HUSBANDO DO U LIKE DRESS 1 OR DRESS 2?? XDDD I'M A WOMAN!!!!!!!>black pipo do be innocent dem cops do be keeping a brotha down>main dude has the normalfag fake deep tough guy voicedo rockstar think it's still 2016?
>>746289253no, gta V was a good game unlike whatever this is
>>746288854>how did you pussies handle San Andreas?They didn't which is why those same pansy ass faggots still cope and say that Vice City is the best GTA game...knowing full well SA mogs everything they've ever put out.
Anything interesting so far?
see ya losers
Fangoys btfo again YOU LOST, Worm. You lost
>>746289170No, they're not this boring
This is just movie slop and not as good as Naughty Dog in that department.
>Big Streamer restream the footageI hope they get banned
they got sunburns in the game ? it's over palebros
This is the pinnacle of movie-games - just a straight-up movie.
>>746289253are you niggas blind? gta 5 looks horrible compared to this
>>746289253yes sar gta 5 trailer exclusive Netflix best sexy
im so bored lmao
>>746289238Based
They got Depeche Mode so I guess I'm happy
Lucia is fucking horrible
>>746289231Where are her TITS? Now I'm 100% convinced she was designed to bait women into playing
>live chat on stream im watching say it’s woke and lucia is flatCrazy how the entire gaming world just became /v/ as time went on
>>746289323I think you are blind this looks shit
jason is so obviously a cop lmao
>>746289273Gta was made by women and Dasyus Lol
I want to move to Florida now
>>746289371So monotone. Every character is a retard in this.
>>746289164Insane photorealistic graphics, this is GAMEPLAY??
i hate accents that aren't anglo
Looks exactly the kind of shit the average gun and ball gamer would go crazy for
>>746289378You should be able to buy bigger tits lmao
>>746289231bro where are the TITS?
>>746288473THIS IS LITERALLY PIRACYBUY THE NETFLIX SUB OR FUCK OFF
>>746289396DEIstar
>>746289415good goys
this trailer shouldve been released 2 years ago for free
>>746289381are you a developer for mindseye or something? don't be so mad your game was poop lil blud
Bros... it actually looks good... Am I fucking cattle?
GTA Online writing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEJdfDD4dVgPrefab Sprout bros we are so back
Ayo, where the gameplay at?
LUCIA HAS NO TITS AND JASON DOESN'T EVEN LOOK WHITELITERAL FALSE ADVERTISING FROM COCKSTAR
>>746289485is that a developer?
Hahahahaha, weren't you saying the leaked images weren't the final product? Idiots, you can kneel down and beg forgiveness from your Lord.
normalfags will love this just because muh heckin realism and it'll be their most successful game to date even though it doesn't deserve to be, unfortunately
>man who has literally zero personality>woman who is just an annoying woman>moddded minecraft graphicsThe writing is so horrendous they haven't said a single thing of substance yet
>>746289525it's rdr, this is the gameplay
>>746289289Vice City ran in the low 20s too for its frame rate. Funny chucklefucks they are.
why are the graphics so bad?THE LEAKS LOOKED BETTER
>>746289513It looks rlly good yeah
>>746289521hell yea
>>746289454should have been released 10-15 years ago when anything shown so far would be impressive>>746289513name 1 (one) think that looks good
>>746289432>BUY THE NETFLIX SUB OR FUCK OFFcockstar said it was fine I cancelled pedoflix over cuties and will never sub back
>>746289295Reported. Support the developers via official channels or fuck off.
>>746289295Piracy is illegal.
>>746287546WTF IS THIS MAP ROCKSTAR
People really gave money to Goyflix for this?
>scripted turret car chase sectionI know it's basically required for GTA but stop doing this.
>>746289583pc vs base ps5 footage
WHERE ARE THEY ROCKSTAR?
WHY IS THE DIALOG SO FUCKING ROBOTIC
The dialogue is so fucking bad lol. Where's the humor?
this sucks ass
wow it looks just like gta v
It’s over… why isn’t this blowing me away like RDR2 did?
>>74628958330fps lock
6/10, 6/10,
Cringy ass woke writing
>>746287546>NEW LEAKNEW LEAK>NEW LEAKNEW LEAK>NEW LEAKNEW LEAK >NEW LEAKNEW LEAKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6w2nWenXDM
JASON IS JUST ARTHUR MORGAN WITH A DOWN SYNDROME AND LUCIA CAN'T DECIDE IF SHE'S LATINA OR LIGHTSKIN
>>746289525Slowly walking places is the gameplay
where can i watch it? im watching speed stream it but he keeps refreshing
Wtf is that Jason's voice?
>panties peeking over hipsSEXOOO
what the fuckit looks like the car is on rails there
this dialogue sounds like I'm playing GTA Online
6 7
It's just GTA V with AI upscaled graphics
>>746289556She looks like a normal realistic woman. If you want unrealistic beauty standards and big tits go and play your korean animeslop.
>watch 8 seconds of this>reflexively go "This looks fucking gay">close tab
>>746289513Stop drinking fluoride
This story looks shit and the characters look kind of insufferable, but as a driving around and technology game this is unrivalled.
those fire look like shit the fuck??
So, Jason is 100% an undercover cop, right?
>>746289683>>746289685100% AI slop
>written by>woman 1>chat gpt 1.4>woman 2Waaaaaaaaow this is fucking atrocious hahahaha
>>746289738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01mWBodtiUs
I’m gonna seduce fat cops as lucia
>>746289569>muh heckin realismWhere? These PS4 graphics?
>>746289774wow it looks just like gta 5!!we did it reddit
GTA V with PC graphics mods.
>>746289756Everyone told you this is what would happen and you didn't believe them because you're still stuck in 2013. This shit is worse than Saints Row.
what is this writing lmaojason's va is dogshit lol
>>746289616Maybe it's the effect of fully expecting it to be absolute fucking dogshit, but the movement and shooting looks like a massive improvement, the driving looks decent, the voice acting is fucking incredible other than Jason, and the story bits seem decent
Lucia looks exactly like my mom when she was younger and it is making me feel unconfortable.
GTA 6 on PC NOW. I need MODS
>every antagonist is a cop or a redneckI guess gangs are notoriously peaceful amongst each other.
>>746288518white fragility detected!
They will tease multiplayer
How does it look worse than the leaks?
FOCUS ON LUCIA BECAUSE WHITE MAN BAD AND IS SO OBVIOUSLY A COP LMAO
>>746289871your mom is trans?
>>746289657More realistic phone satnav GPS.
>>746289792What happened
>>746289725>LATINA OR LIGHTSKINThis is the same thing if you've been around both. Latinas constantly say nigga
>>746289748Robot
They put me in the game bros...
The everglades looks incredible
>>746289853>durrr dey sound just like muh netflix goydramas!!1you're on the wrong website gun and ball-chama
>>746289871uh oh freud
>>746289675Many are asking this
>NO STICKYROCKSAAR LOST!>NO STICKYROCKSAAR LOST!>NO STICKYROCKSAAR LOST!>NO STICKYROCKSAAR LOST!>NO STICKYROCKSAAR LOST!
>you can hold handsKHVbros WE WON
I NEED WEBMS OF LUCIA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Lucia got that THANG on her
NO TITS LUCIASHITTY WOKE WRITING LUCIA WEARS THE PANTS IN THE RELATIONSHIPGRAPHICS ARENT GOODGAMEPLAY IS BARELY EVOLVED NONO NO NONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPFFFFFFFFT AHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE SHITTY FROSTED GLASS UI WAS NOT AN ALPHA PLACEHOLDER
UI is the same as the leaks lol people said it was a placeholder, bTFO
>>746289792might be a bit awkward explaining to the precinct why you mowed down half their colleagues with 5.56
>turning sideways at the door with a gun in your handThe R* quality...
HELLO FELLOW KIDS
beware the devil woman
it looks just like gtav now LOLOLOLOL
the dialogue is so ass that i'm actually laughing in disbelief
was that a fucking streamer in the gameit's ruined for me now
Dasyu bros?? Tell me something
OHHHHHH SCUBA DIVINGFUCK YEAHIM EXCITED FOR SEA SHIT
The Jason VA must have come cheap. terrible
Jason voice actor is so bad it is immersion breaking. 3 billion budget and they couldn't anyone better???
Lucia will turn so many low T men into troonsJason will further high T men into alpha males
>>746289895oh my clitty!
niggas complainin but can't name a single game that compares
fucking hell this writing
the music is spoiling the game btw
what if we give every woman a BIG ASS so jeet simps can go crazy and women can play the game when it becomes a tiktok trend
>>746290006
IT'S SHIT
why is the dialogue so awful? like they couldn't even find any good lines for the trailer?
the sad, depressing truth that I'm getting from all of this is that online is going to be something special for the first year year until rockstar starts adding flying motorcycles and jets and other stupid shit to get players to buy shark cards.
>10 seconds to load-in the other character
HOLY FUCK
boy the raytracing looks like that bubbling boil dogshit>>746289980>muh nueron activation
>>746289989
>>746290034you keep spamming this. nobody is going to trust you over their eyes you moron
unironically cancelling my preorderthey waited 800 days to show the game because this looks pretty rough
Lucia so sexy
>>746290124Millennial women
Oh shit motocross racing
>>746290102Jeets prefer tits over asses, tho.
Lucia is a wet blanket, Jason feels like a lovable oaf.Also in the end this is just GTA5 in the RDR2 engine.
>>746290080Yeah I'm just more excited about exploring and side activities than the main story
I was gonna buy an xbox for this but now hell nah this doesn't look good. Looks generic af
>>746289885cops were always the bad guys since GTA 1.
SEX
bros... /ourcouple/ might break up...
WORSE WRITING THAN BORDERLANDS 3
>HOLY SHIT CHAT, WHAT THE HECKIN FR*CK DO I DO??? FINNA SEWERSLIDE NO CAPzoglennial writing
POST SCREENSHOTS FFS
>>746290085Whats wrong, anon? Thats just how the average american talks in 2026
HhhhhhhnnnnnggghhhShe is thick.
nothing is more indicative of woke writing than characters with zero personality
Character switch is just like in GTA V
It's fucking insane how easy normies are to impressI think the jews were right about us
>>746287546Apologize /v/ this looks great
YO THAT WOMAN IN THE BEIGE DRESS HOLY FUCKMY DICKMY COCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUCK
I cannot understand a single thing Jason's VA is saying
and canceled my preorder
this entire game was literally made for BWCfucking hell
>10 years to switch characters stilllmao
focus ON LUCIA PLEASEwhite man will be bad guy
so cybertranny had an old build?
looks kino, can't lie
>>746290195Is this real?
>>746289401fuck off, we're full
>>746290249>>10 years to switch characters stilldidnt some journos say the switch was INSTANTlmao
>>746290219modern writers think any sort of friction is bad
>>746289980Hot, ilove this shit
>Lucia visibly gets sweaty dancing in the club in her skimpy dress
>>746290196
racemixing is BASED!
It looks like real life. Wow. I am floored at the quality. Bravo Rockstar
>>746290195gta has always been a parody of the modern day. no shit they're going to have retard zoomer speak in it
>>746289387red herringit's the brown tranny
Will this game be on a PC? No, it won't.So why should I care?
YEahLeek said the game was not readyHe was rightTHis shit is running at sub 30fpsNeeds ages to load
This shit looks boring cuh
Looks fucking incredible. /v/ BTFOed again.
For me, it's straight hair Lucia
>>746290249?? It was instant in the car
>>746290241noit looks like shit
>>746290173>NO IT IS U HU ARE INDIAN BENCHOD
>>746290257HAHAHAHAHAHA of course not.Even the fucking basketball scene he open the leaks is showed here.
is this gtavi or gta online?
holy fuck it's literally gtao
Sweaty Lucia sexo
The graphics are the most realistic I've ever seen. Amazing. Kudos to Rockstar.
What should i webm?
THIS is supposed to be the second coming of christ?fucking lol
It's so blurry
everyone and everything is brown
Need sex with Lucia
>>746290328Normies don't care
>>746289196>>746289906>>746290256O B S E S S E DBSESSED
>>746290292GOD DAMN
>>746290292jeets already simping for video characters, crazy
>>74629033130fps and blurry ass shit
White man will always be a slave to colored women. Take note Timmy
gofile it anons
>>746290327it will be in 18 months
>>746290375Sweaty Lucia at the club
>>746290309hello zoglennial10 years of delays and all of the writing screams out of touch. sorry you're old and busted like the rocksaar devs LMAO
>>746290387Need Lucia in real life.
>>746289980imagine fattening her up
Am I being contrarian or does it feel like the hype just completely melted in the span of 20 minutes
>>746290364>>746290370
so gets rape now right?
HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
is every woman a latina in this game ?
>>746290375Anything of Lucia and the hot women
new watchdogs looking good
I'm playing both sides so I'm always on top lmfao.Curse vishnu btw.Right. Now.
>>746290375Giga cute do all lucia shit
The only good thing is the soundtrack and it's noticeably White.
These women have some fat asses not gonna lie.
>>746287618You wouldn't have survived the 80s
>>746290292she honestly isn't that attractive. you niggas need to jerk off to sexmex or something.
>>746290415By that time, I will have other games to play. Including Witcher 4.
>>746290394sorry i spoiled ur shit script lmaofucking women writers are so shit
Jason has 0 personality wtf rock star
>>746290327It won't but you have plenty of other PC games to play like
Why don't you guys like videogames?
For everyone who wants to know... 1) Jason's voice sounds very strange. It seems like he stutters or something. 2) The graphics aren't better than the leaked ones, therefore, the Cyberleek build was legitimate. 3) The dialogues sound like Marvel movie crap4) It's sad, but the leaked ones are more exciting than this trailer which barely shows any gameplay.
brown theft simulator
LOOK AT THE FUCKING HORRIBLE LIPSYNCHING AND LACK OF EXPRESSION. WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
>>746290439It's Miami
Lucia looks like a mutt and this astoturfing about how she's "so hot" is pathetic./v/ FOR VIRAL
>>746290375lucia in the pink dress getting up from the restaurant table
This is literally GTA Online: The Videogame
>>746290375lucia standing up when leaving with the pink dress
>>746290429It's just an xpack for GTA5Rockstar have done nothing with the core gameplay.
>>746290439Its Miami
wtf even is thisit's just nothingcan someone without a brain explain why they like this
>>746290470bro there were hair metal fags who looked more womanly than her lmao
>>746290487He's an undercover cop
>>746290494Gameplay?
>What if we ported GTAO into the RDR2 engineHoly slop!!!
this is gta online INTEGRATED into the story mode btw
>>746290439it's Florida
>>746290487He's a secret Fed
>>746288473>uh uh>wow>cool>uh huh>uh oh!>wow!>damn!How can people stand this shit?
>>746289980NEURONS ACTIVATED
>tits nerfed0/10 not buying
Why do they look like clay people? No human looks this smooth.
You're all miserable and have depression, the state of the game industry is the least of your problems.
OY VEY
>>746290504>It's sad, but the leaked ones are more exciting than this trailer which barely shows any gameplay.Look at the screen.
>>746290427>tummy physics>sweat peach fuzz hairhaha just imaginewho would want that haha
>>746290424yeah okay I'm sure the jews are involved somehow. you brainrotted retard
>>746290519BASED
DAMNNNNNN
lolthese YouTubers have permission to repost this, or are they so clueless that they don't know they're not allowed to?
Wow it's fucking nothing
DIE HARD
>>746290485Cope, Jason is based and your cuckold fantasies are not real
>hnnnnnnnggggg
this is so bad
damn THIS is the brown bitch people are simping for?
AAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>746290375blonde latina in the grey dress
>>746290570*jingles keys*
The montage is so disjointed.They are robbing, working for someone. Zero elaboration.
>>746290382It’s definitely running on the ps5, it’s the same bs Rebirth did to run at 60fps
>>746290478Best part about the preview so far, it's like the Tekken airport but real, I wanted a game to give me this feeling for so long
>all the leaks are realThis game is dead holy shit
>>746290598>>746290592BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>746290510mutts are hotter tfym?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH PC SOON PLEASE SO PEOPLE CAN MAKE PORN OF HER
>>746290494What game? All I've seen so far is cutscenes and scripted action sequences?
bros about to take turns on lucia in the stairwell
Jason is "we have Arthur at home" ahh shit
2 billion for this shit?it's 5 with a facelift, zero new mechanics aside from some shit for roleplay faggots
Damn Lucia has a nice figure and ass. No boobs though because devs are anti-white
>>746290540kek
>>746290570>NOOOOO YOU NEED TO PAYPIG AND BE EXCITED FOR OBVIOUS SLOP
>>746290632>This game is deadlol
why does everything look like a WEG
the main character seems like a lobotomized Jim Caviezel
why cant this be released on PC FUCK
you can play on the PS5 with a mouse and keyboard, yeah?
This is straight up GTA Online writing. Doesn't feel like mainline GTA stuff.
wtf why have no one posted a webm yet? /v/ is DEAD!
THE DIALOG AND VA IS SO BAD LMAO
>>746290624They had to cobble something together with real gameplay after the leaksBetting money the had some handcrafted cutscene story shitBut decided last minute to record ingame shit from the unfinished build
Couldn't take more than 5min You can tell it was made by fat DEIniggers
>>746290581holy seethe lmao15 years of your life wasted waiting for this out of touch boomer shit and you'll be too old to play the next one if they even make it KEK
why is it so fucking dark and dullit really is a netflix show
>>746290598>>746290592actual fucking jeetssaaaar big latina bunda saaar I loving sticking my dick in poo
RAPE
THIRTEEN YEARS IN THE MAKING
>Some random dyke you meet in a story mission is hotter than LuciaHUMILIATION RITUAL
>>746290643OH MY GOD SHES SO SEXY
Modern rockstar of david sucked out all the comedy and satire that made GTA good
va is just horrible
AHAHAHAAHHAHATOTALCHUDDEATH
WHERE ARE THE WEIGHT GAIN MECHANICS?
was that the eagle eye shit from red dead or whatever it's called?
>>746290649>>746290549COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
this feels like gta online lmaoandypants was right
>>746290549>>746290649Videogames are more than just gameplay.
>>746290709this isn't boomer shit. it's woke zoomer shit
With that amount of QTE, there is no way you can't fuck Lucia ala God of War, right? RIGHT?!
GOTYOTY
>subhumans actually suBbing to jewflix for thisH A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A
Need Lucia Girlfriend in real life.
>>746290668hahahahahaha
GOTH TITTIES
>>746290641damn this game looks fucking awful
Lucia's ass looked fucking huge when crouchwalking
that ass in that skirt activated my penis
>>746290663did gta5 sell well?
I don't care for GTA but that was a strong showing. Normalfags are gonna be jerking off until November
$100 for GTA Online is crazy
BIGFATGOTHTITTY
>>746290742We don't do that anymore.
saar Saar Latina big bunda veddy sexy I loving brown gaarls ba saaar
>>746290789retard
>>746290714
>>746290760in this case, 99% more
>>746290760not really
>>746290709yeah dude I've been in my chambers for 15 years doing nothing. you make no sense at all, weeb nigger
GET FUCKED /V/ YOU LOSTHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>746290640Buenos dias las ogros!
what the fuck is this ending??
>>746290763it's written exactly like any flavor of the month streaming drama slop. created by soilennials for soilennials
>>746290687It's the same writers lol
this looks like V dlc kek
Cyberleek was better
>>746290625rebirth looked like absolute dogshit?
>>746290824kek
>that's it>no surprise gimmick holy, they have nothing
Wake up, latest goyslop just dropped
are we back in time guys?is it 2013 again?
GOTY ALL YEARSOTY
Is Cyberpunk 2077 a good GTA clone?
>>746290709Why do tranime pedophiles hate this game so much? Go back to your gachaslop cattle
>>746290775>subsubhumans actually pirating a fucking game trailer that will be on youtube in an hourBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that walk up n reload looked sick but this presentation has been so meh
>>746290851boomers aren't millennials. you're just saying buzzwords lol
>>746290760bad games maybe
>asmon>"the gameplay looks like an improvement"you non white nigger it's all scripted, even the player control is just a scripted botnone of us have any idea how it plays
Why do we know nothing about Jason's personality? Why does he look like a ghost? And get rid of that gay voice in the background, damn it!
Best vidya feet ever?
>Gameplay trailer>90% of it was cutscenes
>>746290775i already have a sub so i can watch the office over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over
goonbait: the trailer
>cutscene>cutscene>cutscene>cutscene>/v/tards screaming GOTYThis board is doomed.
it looks incredible. /v/ lost.
>>746290912he's a cop
>>746290884>the most dogshit years of gamingHopefully not.
that's it?
>>746290910is there boob implants
incredibly soulless dialogue
Not sure if Reddit is just full of paid bots but they are melting down about how good this looks apparently. I think it looks fine? Not sure if I’m no longer the target audience (35 yrs old) or if everyone has a cognitive dissonance thing going on?
>>746290894not enough little girls to gawk at in GTA so they hate it
WHERE IS YOUR CYBERLEEK NOW?
Why does the dialogue/writing feel so... off?
>>746290910if only she wasn't so ugly
>>746290910tranny
honestly Cyberpunk 2077 looked more impressive
Wow, they didn't delay it.
>>746287546>"Nice distraction, J"Lmao, Focus M dialogue.
>>746290910she's so hot
jasons voice actor is fucking awfulhow could they not afford anything better
>>746288075how does her head look unnatural on every body type...
>>746290352really? i didnt catch the first few minutes?hopefully he leaks the build for pc
the amount of Indians simping for ghetto fictional women here is insane. you niggers are retarded
Alot of the background girls are hotter than lucia
>>746290668Do Mexicans really have to come home to this? Grip
>>746290909>>746290916this cope is legitimately embarrassing90% of the footage was gameplay
>>746290143He's not wrong. Just looks like GTA 5 with improved graphics. I'm not sure what everyone was expecting, it's GTA.
>>746290920it's been like this for years lmao
Lucia is a tranny
>>746290375>constantly has her feet outFucking slut.
>>746290894>>746290838>>746290907>the soilennial explodes with anger when contemplating his wasted life and empty sad "interests"CUH-RINGE lmao
npc density was nonexistent, gunplay looked mid, graphics not much better than v
>>746290973It was written by woke liberal women, next fucking question.
>>746290891>>746290884Ps4 lol
that's it? LOL
>>746290979better gameplay toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aceFr4K9D-Y
She looks like a Brazilian troon
>>746290598yess saar she make sexy gta faceveddy sexy
>>746290962Gawk tuah!!!
>>746290954its just haters man. not that difficult. they'll lie to you and tell you not to believe your own eyes
>>746290986RIGHT??https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxrX6MeCQJM
>leaker made the game look more fun than the billion dollar commercial
that was it?
>>746290760Tendie's gonna freak.
>>746291028>graphics not much better than vCope.
thats it???
based stoic white man making brows SEETHE
Sex with Lucia in that final part.
Quirk chungus game
>>746291027holy shit bro...
>>746291027my gf is built like that
>>746291006you got tricked by cyberpunk didnt youits ok to admit you dont understand how things really workits not ok to attack others for pointing it out
>>746290986He is a meathead. Like don't pretend anyone else had any personality in this trailer. It was literally "scenes happen: the video."
>>746290892Cyberpunk 2077 flopped so that GTA 6 could bomb.
>>746291003>Gripgms
Why couldn't they make the Latina attractive instead of a 5/10
what the fuck is this minimap?
rockstar wonned
total streamer deathtotal simp deathtotal foid deathtotal normgroid deathgame for women
>>746290375Lucia ass scenesLucia with the ''BADDIE'' shirt and that thongJason being John Wick
>COVER>WALK AND TALKMAX PAYNE 3 CAME OUT IN 2012 AND IT HAD BETTER GAMEPLAY
yeah leaker shit was waaaaaaaay more fun than this
Very pretty but none of the characters or dialogue were appealing
wow that was so shit lmaoglad i don't pay for nutfllix
for regulor pos5 it looked great
>>746290910painted toes! worth the purchase
Ponder the average jap seeing this game having more fan service than every gacha lol.
There's a non-zero chance that GTA 6 fails to win GOTY 2026
OK, maybe I'll buy it in a few years when it's on PC
It looks good.
>>746291092>leaks were real>leaker also leaked the exact date its releasing earlierIts fucking overThis is a studio ending ad
This is extremely mid looking right? I mean it looks good I guess but it's like rdr2 meets GTA. I don't know how to feel anymore, maybe I'm depressed
>>746291118yeah but the spic girl sounded fine. he just sounds like a terrible actor
>>746291058You wish.
>>746291156$100 plus tip
>SAME GAMEPLAY FOR 25 YEARS
>>746291202GEOFFF!!
>>746291191>for regulor pos5 it looked great22fps looked super.........
I for one look forward to the inevitable industry crash after this flops
PC poors completely utterly BTFFO!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHA
>>746290575We got Loomer in GTA 6 before Elder Scrolls 6
pretty disappointing tbqhalso some of those animations look pretty stiff and unrealistic
>>746291015There will never be GTA protag with a vagina.
>no VA explaining new mechanics >just walk and talk with bad dialoguejesus christ
>>746290775>IPTthe lowest of the low
GTA 5 but you can open the fridge and miscegnate with a Brazilian tranny
Controlling Jason seemed clunky, I was hoping Rockstar figured that out. He’s in a firefight and still takes slow laboured strides through doorways etc. in terms of the city, It sure looks like they spent 2 billion on it. I didn’t see any golf, please tell me there’s golf.
>>746291026suck me off fag
>>746291136It renders 3d environment. Imitates an actual gps. It explains why Cyberleeks was just blank grey flatland.
Jason sounds literally RETARDED lol wtf
Really cool but not buying a ps5 for this cool
>>746291136Some braindead streamer was complimenting the graphics on the minimap lol
>>746290941Why?? Wtf
>>746291206shut up frogcunt
>>746291178MP3 was more like>Kill everyone>Max gets clapped in a cutscene>Back to killing everyone in the cutscene
This game needs another year at least of development time jesus christ
Why is the game so serious?? where are the comedy??
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SO THE LEAKED UI WAS FINAL LMAO
Rockstar have learned FUCKING NOTHING LOLEvery mission is still going to be completely on-rails dog shit.Every mission is going to be 70% driving from A to B while listening to exposition and the other 30% is going to be doing whatever the little black box in the corner of the screen tells you.The same old dog shit Rockstar formula.I am so glad the actual gameplay is being leaked and everyone can see this dog shit on full display.If you think this looks good you're completely delusional.90% scripted bullshit, lmao
It's over for /v/. This is exceeded all expectations.
>>746289559He's a computer engineer
>>746291282>wanting fucking mechanics explained to you by in universe characters
>>746291282yeah this was badLEEK sold me morefucking imagine that
>>746291282I sincerely hoped this would be a prequel kinda documentary or somethingWith pre rendered cutscenesBut no.... we got this shit
>>746291206kys
>>746291361Woke liberal women made it WHY DO YOU FAGS KEEP FORGETTING THIS
underwhelming trailerlooks exactly same as it did on teaser 1why PS5 normal and not pro? story not that interesting so far
Looks like boring dogshit
>>746289980>tattooyuck. I shant be buying
Looks nothing special
>>746291193Based! Hail female feet
>>746291361uh sweaty.... GTA is a SERIOUS game for MATURE players only, it's the Al Pacino and Sopranos of video games...
>>746291349saar Saar Latina big bunda veddy sexy I loving brown gaarls ba saaar I must loving brown bunda bumbuma
cropped
>>746291437sirs
It's kinda missing the venom that the other gtas had. even 5 was more mean than this one.
>>746291401retard they did that with V and RDR2 trailers
>>746290986His voice sucks the western VA industry is so fucking bad man
Apologize to Cyberleek right now.
>>746288473It's a shitbull though
>>746291401how underage are you?
>>746291349she make sexy gta 5 face yes veddy sexy bachati
was there a single unscripted moment in this
>>746291378having said that, 50m until next year
>>746291474it has real generic gta online energyidk how to explain it
>>746291361comedy is gay. gta 4 is the best one because it was the most serious
>10+ years development for gta 5 2
ugly niggers & spics simulator
>>746291361Uh, we don't punch down anymore so the jokes will he "White people are dumb" and wearing high heels is hard.
>>746291361Blame IV faggots that wanted depressing shit
>>746291378>Every mission is going to be 70% driving>Grand Theft AutoSome of you motherfuckers have the IQ of a potato
>>746291434Also Dasyus
i wish straight white male characters were still allowed to be at least somewhat charismatic
lmaooooooooo they fucked up this mid shit is gonna flop so hard it's gonna kill rockstar and hopefully the entire gaming industry
Looks good for something running on a base PS5
>>746291404>LEEK sold me more>fucking imagine thathe did until the prologue leaknow this dogshit lmao
>>746287831There has to be plastic surgery in the game. Look at 5 different screenshots of her and you'll see 5 different sized pairs of tits.
really has that sony exclusive gameplay feel. nonstop scripted third person walking with occasionally jogging.
>>746291587saar she making sexy GTA 5 face
its immersive city sim like all gta's before, what did you niggas expect? good gameplay?
>>746291482>>746291517Okay? So they should do it again because?
>>746291587The old mentor guy was kind of interesting but you know he's just going to betray you.
>>746291535its just not very exciting, feels like a random spy thriller game
>>746291535yes, very safe and all the edges sanded off
>>746291465Painted toenails
>>746291549I think IV had some of the best comedy aside from san andreas, with characters like brucie.
>>746291665its basically no better than god of war, last of us, the sony formula.
>>746291559never been to florida award
>looks lame to white people>looks amazing and "cinematic" to third worlders>story is about a strong empowered nigger spic lady mowing down right-wingersRockstar succeeded in what they set out to do.
>the visuals and framerate>the shitty writing and VA
why does jason sound 700lbsswallow your food man
>>746291665I don't know what people are talking aboutmaybe because I don't go on social media, so I wasn't over hyped about GTA 6 and it looked great to me.
>>746291758shit was so bad
>>746290920i mean... E33 won Goyty so
>>746291349this bitch is so fucking mid i dont get the hype at allpanam all over again
>>746291676fuck off shill
>>746291528bigger question is will it look anywhere near as good graphics wise?>>746291608it is mid but let's not kid ourselves into thinking that everyone and their dog isnt going to buy it
>>746290684Because Rockstar hates you. And is lazy.No, really. There is no reason why can't this game release on PC on premiere outside of the fact that Rockstar can't be bothered with developing the game for much more diverse PC enviroments compared to consoles.
>>746291549GTA 4 had comedy tho. like the bridge being closed down at the start of the game because the cops misheard Arabs and thought they were talking about terrorism. or when you look up that child beauty site (in game) and you automatically get a 6 star rating.
>>746291767Robotic
Looks like PS3 game lmao
>>746291708If you are a redditor sure.
THANK YOU WEBM BRO>THANK YOU WEBM BROTHANK YOU WEBM BRO>THANK YOU WEBM BROTHANK YOU WEBM BRO>THANK YOU WEBM BROCONTRARIANS FOUND RAPED AND DEAD IN A DITCH
>>746291549https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsnFjJOXPvk
>>746291579>deliberately cuts off the rest of the sentencekys zoomer slop guzzler
>>746291535i mean yeah but when dan houser wrote there was a certain like hate to it. like you could really feel how much he hated how the american dream was corrupted by people who don't give a shit about others and was pretty consistent with it even in rdr2 like the protags had a certain detachment to their state in life and theyve given up. even the npcs seemingly go insane from the numbness of the world. best example is that streamer kid he's just kinda like "streamers amirite lmao" instead of being like chided by the protag for being a fucking idiot. feels very safe and afraid to cross boundaries
I am sick and tired of every video game character now never shutting the fuck up about what they are doing. They are literally snitching on themselves in real time just to tell the dumbass player what to do.
im kind of disappointed. the game just looks kind of boring to me. doesnt look like its doing much that new.
>>746291287>doesn't have an invite
>>746291191low quality video stream hides all the blur and glitches from the PS5 uscaling and fake framesbut regardless if this is what the ps5 can pump out anybody with a 16gb+ class GPU is going to have a good time
leekbros....
>>746291549IV had comedy tho
>>746291870>There is no reason why can't this game release on PCThe reason is they need to double their profits with an "enhanced" version
I'll just wait for her game if I want good movieslop.
>>746291026cute projection
jason looks like me wtf
>>746291026Actual tranny lmao
NEW THREAT>>746291945>>746291945>>746291945>>746291945
>>746290910Based Anon. Lucia is latina perfection.I feel bad for Whties that will never be with a big ass, thick thighed latina but prefer skinny white bitches with ballon fake tites and maralogo face.
>>746291846>bigger question is will it look anywhere near as good graphics wise?i feel like it won't. cant wait for the downgrade comparison videos
>shills desperately trying to make this look good
>>746291361V overdid the "comedy" after the overreactions to IV. I'd rather an actual competent story
>>746291549You never played GTA 4 lol
>>746291378>I am so glad the actual gameplay is being leaked and everyone can see this dog shit on full display.The cattle are still going to slurp on it regardless, and it will still break sales records as a result of that.
>>746291912based.
>>746291287Any anon want an invite? I have 10 of them
>>746291952Weird thinking that half of the world is genuinely retarded and will die soon.
>>746291910Rape
>>74629137899% of gta missions/3rd person slop1. Drive, fly, or boat from A to B2. Chase this guy3. Shoot the enemies marked in red on mini map4. Stealth mission where if you get detected you lose5. Collect these items then come back to me when youre doneAnd retards wonder why I only play souls games and fps
>0 difference between GTAV and 6Am I the only one that doesn't believe this bullshit how it cost $1.4billion to make?
This is the safest GTA ever. It's so fucking bland. The thing the separated GTA from everything else wasn't just it's design, it was the fact the world felt alive and had character. It's seems generic af now. Absolutely nothing about this trailer stood out at all
>>746291924>implying it is worth readingHAHAHA how much time did you spend writing it?
>>746291971She's not gonna get naked or dress hot at all...so why the fuck would I care about her slop? Get her in a thong or some boyshorts while topless and barefoot and maybe we can talk about possibly buying her shitty ass game.
>>746287546Snoybros... looks like were buying PC... this looked like gta 5....
>>746291952MmmMmmMMMMM! I LOOOOVE AI GENERATED ARTICLES!! YUM YUMMY YUM
>>746291946Really nailed the Sony formula. God of War, TLOU, all these games never stfu when playing.
>>746292174GTA was never edgy it was always safe. Stop gaslighting....
grand theft auto glorifies violence and promotes criminal culture to the youthwhat a shit stain on modern society.
The lighting in this Netflix trailer is much more advanced than what was shown in the leaks.Rockstar is pulling some big bullshit in this ad.
>>746292064WTF lol
>>746291321same, and since the story doesn't look very good, it's not even worth watching on youtube
I didn't see any raytracing?
>>746291378doesn't need more than this to make the normalfags that make up 99.9% of the audience these days shake with excitement unfortunately
Why is RDR 2 so goated but this looks like slop?
>>746291549lazlow was at his best in gta 4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXOzb0krq7g
>>746292328its a heavily scripted mission. gta 5 also heavily modified lighting for story
>>746292064It was. Stay mad that it's not on PC at launch or Switch 2 ever.
>>746292315>zoomies now think they'll get cookie points for larping as retarded puritan boomers
>>746292290I didn't use the word edgy, Jeet
What's the song that was playing when Jason was trying to get the guy to come downstairs for the speech?????
>>746292185>HAHAHA how much time did you spend writing it?About 30 seconds.What, was that supposed to be some kind of dunk?This is the kind of braindead retard that defends this globohomo slop.
>>746291191Looks like it'll work fine on my steam deck
>>746292435I would rather not play a game at all over playing at 12fps
>>746292328like I said, everything we're seeing here is carefully controlled even the player is a pre recorded botWE'VE ALL SEEN THE LEAKS WHY ARE WE PRETENDING THE LEAKS ARENT THE REAL GAME
I did not care for gta 6
>>746291218 >but it's like rdr2 meets GTAwhy are so many morons unable to make sense criticizing this game? Like say the animations looked stiff and odd and the lighting and effects combined with that was uncanny as fuck? How can you allow yourself to be that openly cynical when youre too inept to phrase a single critique?
>>746292435>being proud of what a good little goy consumer you arebaffling
What do you think about lucia's feet??
>>746292653It insists upon itself.
who did the writing for jasons character? absolutely 0 personality. they should have given him a southern accent/persona
>>746288518>>746289895>>746288568they said crackheads, you jeets
>>746292454This is you
>>746292763i'd be surprised if it wasn't a woman or a tranny
They should've shown atleast 30 seconds of PS5 Pro footage after end texts
>>746292763>>746292840it was intentionalhe is intentionally not the person people will be interested init's HER game, basicallydon't pay for this shit guys
>>746292532>was that supposed to be some kind of dunk?retard lmao
>>746292706I'm not even buying this shit game, I just find it funny how people are pretending it looked bad because they can't play it. It looked good.
>>746290643that model is going to get raped in every hole for the next decada
Do we know if Lucia is Mexican or Puerto Rican?
>>746292971>r-retard!I've done you, sit the fuck down zoom zoom.
>>746293042She could be Venezuelan. But my bet is PR
>>746293117>I've done youKEEEEEEEEEK
Holy fuck the writing is bad, where's the satire?Also mostly awful soundtrack that's a first for GTA, just like online normieslop.
>>746291378>B-but what about my hecking EMERGING gameplayrino!!!
>>746292763bro talks like an ultra autist
>>746293042Shes human you fucking labeling bigot
>>746290643>niggas losing their minds over some weg background character
Paying $1000 for a console and then $100 for a game to play at 30fps is the ultimate humiliation ritual.
>>746292763He actually had a bit of an accent in the early leaks. It seems like they took his personality away.
>>746290519So I'm gonna get constantly griefed by some jackass on a flying bike, great
>>746292964it wasn't just him though. none of the characters have any personality in this trailer. it's very chatgpt-flavored writing where there's no conflict or tension at all, it's all just being overly agreeing with each other because that's "good vibes" or something
OMG GAME OF YEAR SAAAR GIVE ME LATINA BITCH LASAGNA
>>746293042Dominican.
>>746293206uhm did you not see the SCATHING SATIRE commercial making fun of pharma commercials????Jeet* does it again...
