>This will be $100 + tip
>>746379501>redeem the can roll physics sarr>13 year development sarr
Kill yourself
>>746379501>>746379609Kek, this is just pathetic, kek
>>746379694This you?
why are people mad at a video game?
>>746379501What am I supposed to be looking at here?
what is it with third worlders and posting the same shit over and over and over for attention? it's like some low-iq cargo cult shit where they know attention is valuable to marketers and such, so they think acting like retards for free will raise their izzat to max levels like they're grinding in some shitty phone game with their troglodyte misshapen thumbs.
>>746379871>>746379884>>746379940>saar do not pay attention to the slop bloody bastard bitch stop bitch i fuck your mother5 rupees were added to your JeeTA account>Cockstar>Flopstar>Rocksaar>Wokestar
>>746379871There are people who can't play it and majority of this board have a platform that can't play it
>>746380030again, why are you upset about a video game?
>>746379871why are you mad at people mad at a videogame?
>>746380169Because I only own a Switch 2. Obviously the superior console.
>>746380257I'm not mad. Never implied that I was. Simply asking a question. I wish to understand the jeet.
It will flop fr fr on god no cap
>>746379696>Rockstar used RDR2 to make commericalsRockstar has done this since GTAIV. RDR1 was used for the commercials in that game. Same with V. You'd know this of course if you weren't underage, a seething tranny, or brown.
>>746379501Have you tried sharing something you like, rather than just hating things? Or are you too afraid you'd be ridiculed by people like yourself?The Everything is Crab update was pretty good; I recently went back and finished Pressure 20.
>>746380345>I'm not mad. Never implied that I was. Simply asking a question. I wish to understand the jeet.And you haven't considered that they are also not mad and never implied they were?
>>746379694
>>746379871sar she make sexy gta5 face yesveddy sexy
>>746380474>>746380479>goyim defense force out in full to protect their desire to eat shitlove to see it
>>746380653I forgot to mention, I am trans. Not sure if that matters. Stay seething about your goyslop
>>746379501SLUUUURPP>it doesn't need ultra realistic car door animations
People should start posting animations, cutscenes, and graphics from those childish weebslop JRPG shit the virgins on /v/ love. Fucking hilarious these freaks think they know quality
>>746380653Still waiting to hear about something you like, rather than being a shit-kicking coward.
>>746380653he just said the truth.
1 post closer to your death
>>746379501>>746379609I watched these more than 10 times and i still don't get it>>746379696This is a ingame TV ad. Rockstar always use their last game to make ads for the next oneGTA 5 has ads made in GTA 4
rocksaar is reusing models tbw
>>746381832>Jason is a descendant of Arthur's somehowcalling it nowscreencap this for when people figure out how to unlock Arthur's cowboy hat ingame
>>746379501Just cancelled my 5 preorders for every console version and the eventual PC release. This is unacceptable.
>>746381356something else you have zero control over, stay mad
>>746379501It looks like rockstar is trying to sell this to women, hard. Lucia seems very girlbossy, Jason doesn't seem to have any authority, choose dresses, go to clubs, muh social life.
>>746382662>Lucia seems very girlbossyshe gets btfo multiple times while jason is a one man army brutal killing machine
>>746383096IRL she'd be dead so not sure what your point is. She's still being a girlboss even if she's not reaching Rey mary sue tier
>>746383275>IRL she'd be deadSo would be all female videogame characters by your retarded logicAre gacha female characters girlboss too?
>>746379694SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM
I can’t wait to cheat on her with strippers
>>746383363Gacha seems to be what GTA is headed towards, just trying to win over the western market. Thus all the boring life simulator stuff
>>746379501The Unredeem’d>Jason and Lucia have a kid together>he got her pregnant out of wedlock when they were teens>they didnt get married>because theyre both criminals, when Lucia was taken to prison their son was taken by the state and put in foster care›main story involves the two of them working through their relationship problems>out of the four endings, the good one is considered by us to be canon>the good ending is Lucia and Jason "kidnap" their own kid from the foster family and ride off into the sunset together with all the money they made from their missions. This is the romantic and orginized>other endings are, lucia gets away with their son, Johnathan, but Jason dies keeping the cops off them as they drive away. This happens if they're romantic but chaotic>in both non romantic endings they dont get to their son>in orderly only one of them dies (player choses)>in chaotic both die
You lost, sword-and-potion gamer tranny
>>746384785sounds kino
>>746380510If you weren't you wouldn't be spamming these threads
>>746379501>still not a single saar managed to explain what is wrong in the vidGiving you lot access to civilisation has been a disaster for everyone else.
>>746385137For an entire second you can see that Jason didn't actually grip the handle of the interior when closing the door. The game is literally broken.
>>746384785sick of reading this bullshit now honestlyit's not even good writingif you're gonna try and pass off your pasta as an actual product by R* games then you better be capable of writing a fucking good storythat shit sounds bad, like a 12 year old came up with it with no understanding of how the GTA games actually work>yeah and then at the end of the game they both die and then you unlock a new island in heaven which you use a jetpack to get to using a cheatcodeit's not 2004 anymore ladthis is not the back of maths classyou're a terrible storyteller and an amateur liar
>>746385354lollmao evenNitpicking this hard just shows that you have nothing else you could possibly say against the game that is genuine criticism.Go outside saar, get some air, I genuinely mean it.
>>746385354But he did kek
>>746385570Oh look the golem defense force is here! Don’t you dare speak I’ll of my goyslop!
>>746379501>video of what looks like a photorealistic depiction of some dude in Miami getting into an E30 convertible with his latina girlfriend>fingers were 1cm too far from the door panel in the closing animation so it's apparently a disaster
>>746379696that's pretty cool, i never would have known it was from rdr2
>>746385354And he's sitting for like 3 whole seconds before the car does any single movement from both people sitting in it.
>>746379871I'm not mad per say. I don't play nigger simulators so in vaccuum I'd be completely ambivalent to it. I just know that this game is both a condensed example of everything wrong with modern gaming and a desperate breath of air for an industry that's drowning and needs a big win after multiple big budget bombs, so I want it to fail to hurt them and also because it would be funny.
>>746381368>GTA 5 has ads made in GTA 4GTA 5 has a movie made in GTA 4
>>746386614Pretty much. This game really represents why the current industry is doomed to fail, and unfortunately it'll likely make its money back and then some, so we'll have journalists making article after article criticizing anyone who says the industry is dying until 2030. In a just world, this game would flop big time and sink about a hundred or two ships down with it. People like Geoff Keighley and his dumbass award show trying to turn video games into Hollywood is a symptom of the cancer.
>>746379501What’s with all the pajeets shitting on the game all of a sudden?
THANK INDIA THAT YOU ARE EVEN GETTING THIS GAME SAR. GET ON YOUR KNEES
>>746386614>>746386880>This game really represents why the current industry is doomed to fail>the only developer willing to delay their games over and over>the only developer that doesn't shit out games on a set schedule to keep investors happy>the only developer willing to spend years on a single game>the only developer setting industry standards in details and fidelity It's slop because it's popular with normies? No, it's popular with normalfags because Rockstar's games are good as fuck. Cope and fucking seethe. 95 on metacritic. Will be played for years and years. Will be used to scrutinizes all other games in terms of detail. This will be a piece of gaming history.
>>746381832>>746381981>Arthur fucked some whore in Saint Denis, now has descendants of retarded cajun stock
god I wish V had flags
>>746387376It does
>>746379871Because people mass buying this slop just furthers the whole gaming sphere to sloptitude.
>>746380568kek
I'm looking forward to the GTAsnoy cope when the Ocarina of Time remake outsells this westoid slop.
>>746379501Jason and Lucia remind me of the unbelievably unlikeable GTA online questgivers you're never allowed to kill
>>746387376It did for that one April fools day and half the posters were Brazilian
>>746381832Don't care. Sex with Lucia Linton
