>*mumbles*>ʷ-ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵖiᶜᵏ ᵘᵖ ᵃ ᵖ-ᵖᵃᶜᵏᵃᵍᵉ
>>746439574He's literally me
>>746439574how did you do that with the text
>>746440087>he doesn't speak bottom
>>746440087
>it's okay to behave like a tranny if you present as wiggerlol?
>>746439574So he should instead yell as loud as he can to let everyone around know he has mental disabilities?
>>746440315How were you able to bring up trannies when talking about a 6ft tall aryan ubermensch?
>>746440573They live rent free in his head.
>>746440573He jerks off to them and then hates himself that is always why.
>>746439574>MIJO SAID HE WANTS HIS FUCKIN' PACKAGE CABRON
real gangsters be the quiet nigga in the corner mumbling shit
>>746440786>TGG tells a story about Rob walking down a street as Jason, with Lucia, and he starts to antagonise another couple. The woman gets pissed off and becomes confrontational with Jason, so Jason tries to diffuse. The woman then shoves Jason and Lucia smacks the woman completely unprompted.
>>746439574Women don't like men like this. They think they do, but they don't.
>>746441058Women actually love himbosThe ones they pretend to like are twinks
>>746440087Being good at every thing bottom comes naturally to OP
>>746439574i'd rather him mumble then be half deaf and hollering everything to be honest
>>746439574if Jason wasn't tall an handsome he'd be a hardcore incel. Dude has no personality and is just Lucia's doormat. Boring as fuck too. No presence or backbone. He just exists. Basically a silent protagonist in a GTA game.
>>746441140BackwardsWomen now a days love the clean feminine man who cna still get things doneWoman USE and ABUSE the shrek looking men
SHE IS JUST A DEVIL WOMEN WITH EVIL ON HER MIND
>>746439574Lucia's the talker that gets them in there while Jason is obviously uncomfortable.Then when the cops bust in she's the one freaking out. Jason takes control, orders her around, and they get out of there.Jason can't get into the big criminal leagues because he doesn't look for opportunity. Lucia's ambitious but she's 5'3 and can't roll with the big dogs like that.They compliment each other.
>>746441058Jason is a 6ft tall handsome brutal killing machine that is only soft with Lucia. They love that shit
I hate reddit. I hate twitter. That is all.
>>746441058a real life lucia could not be in a relationship except with someone like jason, she's domineering and opinionated, and not in a way of 'i secretly want to be dominated', but more in a way of 'i've been dominated my whole life, and i refuse to be dominated anymore even i fuck up my entire life' kind of wayshe needs someone simultaneously passive enough to not boss her around but also strong and/or dumb enough to take her aggression and not be bothered by itwould someone stupid and impulsive like lucia be much better off with someone whose not a retard and could give her actual good advice? yes, but she's the kind of woman who is incapable of not sabotaging a relationship like that.
>>746441943>incel claims to know about women kek
>>746441854welcome to /v/eddit we like tendie and gacha
>>746440087is this your first time using the internet?
>>746439574GTA 6 will be kino when PC gets a Gosling mod
>>746439574cute, can't wait to make him gay in the game
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>>746442049women hate incels because incels figured them out. There is no incel arguing point you can refute.
>>746440735Literally me except for I don't hate myself over it
he looks like what a gay man thinks women like.
>>746442743>women hate incels because incels figured them outso why can't you convince one to fuck you?
>>746439574>>*mumbles*>>ʷ-ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵖiᶜᵏ ᵘᵖ ᵃ ᵖ-ᵖᵃᶜᵏᵃᵍᵉ
I don't know, he just feels like he has no distinct personality or quirks that make him stand out. Like he's supposed to be John CoD or Kevin Battlefield. Some stoic soldier type dude. I feel like you got a pretty good grasp on most other GTA protagonists from the trailers, but he just seems no fun. Maybe they show another trailer with him as more of a focus later on.
>>746442842we don't like him?
>>746442842No he looks exactly what a woman like. See Arthur
>>746440087ɹǝƃƃiu
>>746440087>he doesn't know
>>746442842Said the incel.
>>746442569i didn't know which unicode charcaters this site allowed. be nice to me
He looks like a male model, and because I am ugly as fuck, I think he looks gay.
>>746439574He's so cute, like a lost kitten. I hope he's a Leo!
>>746441783The only non shitpost actually good post about the obvious relationship dynamic they have. Did no one pick up on his conversation with Brian? Brian sees the writing on the wall and knows this toxic dynamic he and Lucia has will end badly. Lucia is obviously the one who wants more and more, Jason is an orphan who is seemingly content with a simpler life, but he was trained to kill in the military, and likely the most he has ever felt at home. Lucia is using him. Personally I don't think he's a cop like people are saying.
>>746442842The people who wrote Jason are literally men hating fat feminists, so they created the most harmless man. GTA6 would probably be all women if it wasn't because of the investors.
>>746442992>the woman is driving and Jason is sitting in the cuck seatyeah...
>>746443306shut up you retarded faggot
>>746443198That was a good scene. Heartfelt; could really tell those two are friends. Lucia says earlier that Brian's retired. I guess he gives up the drug running earlier in the story? Cal is the one content with a simple life; Jason wants more. That's how Rockstar describes them. But it seems like Lucia wants EVERYTHING, not just more.
>>746440802Yeah, homie. Real G's let they women lead n shit. It's the little things, like while she getting dressed, he let her treat him like a babysitter n shit. He don't rush her. He just goes to the fridge, gets a juice box, and watches cartoons n shit
>>746440190sorry I don't use Grindr
>>746439574I just watched half of the trailerHis voice is really weird, he's like a fucking cavemanMaybe he really is canon autistic
>>74643957430 frames per second... lol. I knew they would pull shit like this.
>>746440786For a spic she seems to be very tame with her Spanglish, only heard a single Spanish word coming out of her mouth throughout the entire showcase, even with Raul he doesn't really mix up both languages that much.Really have to give credit here to Rockstar's writers for not going the obnoxious Cyberpunk route with spic characters.
>>746439574Ey yo, juss lemme handle all da talkin Jay, imma get dat package fo Boobye den Imma beat da fuck outta errybody yo.
>>746440802>>746443692
I LOVE MY SHY BOYFRIEND JASON
I talk like him. I often have to repeat myself
>>746439574>"I got a package."
>>746440786He seriously looks like a little kid hiding behind his mom lmao
>>746444478>I got the packageinsert dick joke here
>>746441701Your confusion stems from the fact that you're listening to what women say. No matter how much they pretend to gush about twinks on social media they're always gonna pick the dangerous, stoic Chad over a scrawny little femboy.
>>746444817Yea man, woman love smelly ugly hairy fat men
>>746441850While that is true Jason is only a killing machine in the context of it being a video game. His mannerism, behavior and mumble speaking directly clash with the game's mechanics that require him to kill by the millions like Nathan Drake. But at least Drake had a personality, sarcasm and was manly enough to carry the narrative and suspension of disbelief, Jason is just a beta bitch stuck in a GTA game. Being tall and handsome is enough for women and faggots but not the average guy that actually knows what is like to be a man in this realm. Tall and handsome men like Hasan exist that would easily get their ass whooped by much shorter and weaker looking men. Jason does not show in any way that he can walk the walk with his bitch-like demeanor and lack of aggression. Women think that tall men are superheroes, that by just being tall they could fight anybody and protect them better than shorter men and that's why they like them but they couldn't be more wrong. The people who wrote Jason were obviously women that know nothing about men, all they know is that they like them tall and handsome.
>>746442890because i would have to 'convince' them in the first place
>>746444465fuck
>>746440087https://lingojam.com/TinyTextGeneratorHere comes the aeroplane nnnnyeeeoooowww eat up
>>746439574Reminder his voice was different, it's like they told the actor to make his voice deeper to attract the female crowd that was horny for Arthur, and since this game is clearly trying to appeal to women it makes senseHis original voice sounds normalhttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ds3qf
>>746444016torta>>746445120Jason is introverted, not a beta bitchRetard
They should've just given us the funny loud mouth street wise king
>>746439574The voice doesn't fit his appearance at all, shit is weird.
hey man im autistic too i hate talking cut him some slack
>>746442961jebbiu
>>746439574you compare him to every previous GTA protag and then have to ask, what the fuck happened?
>>746439792you won't do shit. lol
>why boobie ain't picking it up himself? ain't ever thought of that?>... No...>Yo.... Is Raymond around?>nah never heard of him>[awkward silence before Lucia steps in]REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO BE A REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO BE A REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO>>746446357Why would i do anything
>>746446530He's LITERALLY me
>>746446220GOD FORBID A WHITE BOY GET A LITTLE MOTION
>>746445924They should have given us 80s comedian eddie murphy before he cleaned up his image. Let's get real nigger screaming at the gays hours here.
i think even claude got more personality
>>746439574His mouth should be shrunken down.
>>746439574>>*mumbles*>>ʷ-ʷᵉ'ʳᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵖiᶜᵏ ᵘᵖ ᵃ ᵖ-ᵖᵃᶜᵏᵃᵍᵉTYhis is literally me though. FIANLLY A MUMBLER MAIN CHARACTER I CAN RELATE TO
>>746440087He's the hacker known as 4chan
>>746443306>everything is a feminist conspiracy!!!educate yourself before you show your ass like that, dipshit
>>746450549the entire gaming industry is full of far leftist marxist feminist white women that anon is 100% correct
>>746446590He got the sigma stare
>>746445397Wₕₐₜ'ₛ ᵤₚ gₐₘₑᵣₛ
>>746439574>can't talk>can't think>can only follow orders (from brown women) and killnice "literally me" character you got there
>>746451290is the doomcuck discord debried to shit on Jason?you clearly didn't even watch the showcase
>>746443480jason looks like he doesnt even want to be there, probably not his idea so it makes sense for him to be in the copilot seat
>>746440786>MIJOwhy would your gf refer to you using the hispanic shorthand for "my son"
>>746441058Please for the love of FUCK do not listen to advice about women on here you guys are so fucking clueless.
>>746439574>biggest game of all time is a white humiliation ritualbrutal
>>746452519>he doens't have mom/son incest roleplay sex with his mamacita grim
>>746440087Jeetscript injection
>>746452813>mom/son incest roleplayI have it on good authority that women unfortunately do NOT like this shit
>>746452760Where's the humiliation ritual
>>746439574My guy RGT is exposing you stupid incel freaks for the recluses that you are. This is a standard wm/lf couple dynamic.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqXgTD6kAtI
>>746452894That's what makes Lu special
>>746439574Imagine bringing your girl to a rape den.And then imagine she beats up the men twice her size with her fists.This game is going to be trash.
>>746453773Don't worry I'm sure you can make your own rape simulator with your claude subscription, anon
>>746440190:3
>A package?
>>746439574>Le relatable mc marketingYeah everybody knows this is aimed at soicucks
>>746454271>everybody knows this is aimed at soicucksThat can't be true, you hate it
>>746443773He sounds like he has a swollen mouth.
>>746453124So it Latina women are just shit? I've watch the video and he says that's just how they are.Lucia is also very trashy and not classy at all in the trailer. I've been expecting more wholesome relationship. Lucia should have been white, and then we wouldn't have all this fuss about her. Like how nobody have problem with white Sara Conor in terminator 2.
>>746454482>Lucia should have been white, and then we wouldn't have all this fuss about herlmao yeah you would because its gta 6 and mainstream games makes contrarian schizos dilate
>>746441058
>>746454223fuck
>>746439574This whole franchise is so overrated it's beyond belief. It's basically propped up on just nostalgia and peer pressure.The first few games in the series were kind of entertaining arcade-style action, but with every new entry the only real selling point, being edgy, becomes less and less unique. This is basically a game for hoodrats and trailer trash.
>>746454706>biggest franchise in the world is overrated and its actually bad and you're also very ugly if you play it >:(lmao
>>746454807See what I mean?
>>746440087Exclusive feature for 4chan Gold™ accounts
>>746454854i'm not playing delta rune or life is strange bud
>>746454914>Says it propped up by peer pressure and supported by trailer trash.>Gets a peer pressure reply that sounds like it came from trailer trash.I'm not playing those either, but keep proving my point tyrone.
>>746454164Post bussy!
>>746455024I'm caucasian, my hair is golden like the sun, my eyes are blue like the ocean
>>746443480>why is the ex soldier in the duo doing the shooting??!?!? Cuck much?!?!?(note:brings out cuckoldry out of the blue)if it was the opposite you'd be complaining that the woman was doing the manly shooting and he was doing the feminine driving.
>>746455184No you're not. You're a hood rat, maybe indian.
>>746455353I don't think so
>>746440786>>746439574>assertive female>submissive but dependable malekinda kino ngl
>>746455418You don't think at all. That's kind of your problem. >L-l-leave the billion dollar company alone.>It's the biggest franchise ever because youtubers told me to be hype!>It's unique and original because.... yes!>Please ignore the gaming world has collectively been shitting on open world games for a decades! This is completely genuine and organic hype!>Please ignore that we've reached the point where people are doing ads for ads on this shit.My son, I didn't say it won't sell. The world is in no shortage of retards. But nothing this game does is unique to it any more, and it's being used as a vessel for some of the worst practices. People aren't buying this shit because it's good or innovative, they're buying it because it's GTA. At this point Rockstar could sell you a video of your own mom getting raped and you'd buy it if it had GTA written on it. It is overrated. And the selling point is nostalgia and peer pressure. No game is so good that you should have a netflix presentation on it, no game is so good that you should have ads telling you when ads will start releasing. That is overrated no matter which game does it. And it's selling on nostalgia, it's people expecting to get a sensation out of it that they'll never get because it's based from their last experience which was a completely different environment. And yes peer pressure, because GOD FORBID you speak negatively, it's always a faggot like you>A-a-a-akshullly, your not aloud tu haet it bcuz erry1 lieks it and ur not kool if u don't liek itGrow a fucking spine.
>>746455924tl;dr
>>746440087very carefully
>>746442890Because I'm ugly and not rich enough to mitigate that.
>>746439574Huh? What?
>>746439574I like JasonHis autistic behavior is funny
>>746455983Genuinely proving my point.
>>746444104He said no ice peppers.
>>746446357>you won't do shit. lollmfao
>>746442890Incels can get laid no problem, they would just rather whine about women than do so. They’re the male version of the feminist types from the early 2010s that barely exist today after trannies decimated their movement.
>>746457254Incels are ironically the most female focused simps i have ever met
In the prologue, he was basically chilling with his VPN bro, chilling until Lucia dragged him into the scene again. He looks pissed asf and cools down after Lucia got imprisoned lmao.
I drank the potion she offered meI found myself on the floorThen I looked in those big green eyesAnd I wondered what I'd came there forShe's just a devil womanWith evil on her mindBeware the devil womanShe's gonna get you
>>746439574He may have the looks but he is an autist. Probably a gymcel
>>746452968>Jason without Lucia>all smileswhy is he like this bros
>>746439574I'd say he sounds like the tattletale strangler from spongebob but even his voice had more charisma
>>746457828>Trailer 1There was a girl I knewShe said she cared about meShe tried to make my worldThe way she thought it should beYeah, it was hard to give upSome things are hard to let goSome things are never enoughI guess I only can hope>Game showcase when Lucia is on the screenShe's just a devil womanWith evil on her mindBeware the devil womanShe's gonna get youShe's just a devil womanWith evil on her mindBeware the devil womanShe's gonna get you from behind
>>746458187Lucia is the dangerous one in the relationship. That much is obvious.The real question: Can she be fixed? Jason is definitely going to try.
>>746457828>>746458187bro just wants to chill but the latina and her culo is pushing him to do crime
>>746457828>Lives in the keys and works for BrianCasual banter with his employer. Smiles. Chills with his dudebro friend.>Dragged into the city to work for bigger criminals or rich business peopleMumbles. Looks uncomfortable. Only livens up in combat.The man found his perfect environment and deluded himself into thinking he wanted different.
>>746443692Shit. My nigga J'ayson just doing like a nigga do. When you walking a bitch, the bitch in da front, right? Behind every pit is a real nigga. 100 100 fire emoji fire emoji fire emoji
>>746458273>DangerousI'd say more psychotic.Jason is probably the more dangerous and skilled one.
>>746457828>>746458187kino if this is their true dynamic
>>746458556No thoughts in his head like God intended retard-maxxed to the gills
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>>746455518Isn't that literally the dynamic in every goyslop released these days?
i hope you get to kill his bitch, she annoying
>>746460078That's probably what's going to happen.
>>746443480>>the cuck seatshut the fuck up you retard holy shitcan't even sit in a car without some troglodyte calling you a cuck, I bet it won't be long until retards will call you a cuck for using a dishwasher to wash your dishes.
Lucia's all talk. Moment shits goes heavy, it's Jason doing the shooting and killing while she gets her ass thrown in the stars and choked
>male character does not enjoy company of their designated love interest i know that all too well
Have the radio stations been leaked yet?
Jason is getting absolutely dogpiled for being an introvert with not-so-sharp social skills. hes just like me fr fr
>>746451268Ŋɨͻҙ pӧᶊᵻ ḃṴṰṰ Ѡ
>>746460840Fucking europeans and their socialist girlfriends. Pay for one like real freedom-lovers.
>>746460962The cyberleeks showed a couple of them.
>>746460589Jason's ordering her around like a soldier during that drug den shootout and she immediately obeys.
>>746460382Bruuuuuuh! You do NOT use the cuck machine! Tell me you don't use the cuck machine, bro. This dude really lets a machine wash his dishes because he can't wash them! Bruh, I'm cry. XD
>>746461060Fuck I just remembered windows 10+ has WIN + . look at this shit man the old ways are gone(﹏)ಥ_ಥ(*°▽°*)nigger(■_■)(_)(•ˋ _ ˊ•)
>>746440573Too central European to be an ubermensch
>>746461252In this house we call it the spinning jew.
I have never heard a real human being talk like him before in my life. he sounded disabled when he was talking in the car. really weird. I can only assume he had dip in his mouth during that scene or something and that's the storyline reason. Really really bad. I don't know what kind of voice that is supposed to be
>>746440087(´◡`)
>>746461452it was almost unintelligible and it sounded like he was trying to sound like batman with a mouth full of m&ms
>>746445976Yep they tried way too hard
>>746445976i don't think it would fit anybody's appearance. he sounds like a cartoon gears of war character
>>746461452>>746461639what the fuck are you even tlaking about
>>746458187>Trailer shows Jason as pragmatic and Lucia chaotic alignment. Rockstar could not be more obvious with this shit.
>>746458187>She's gonna get you from behindTranny theory is real???
>>746439574
>>746459397not really, the female still has to depend on the man and the man needs to be capable
am I imagining things
>>746439574>they drew first blood>>746440087Gotta pay off the jannies
>>746459397No
>>746457828no foid bothering him and stealing his money
>Okay Jason sweetheart I’m gonna record your flip and the internet is going to think it’s very cool bebe
Hey babe hurry up and get dressed we're going to be late to the exclusive corporate wine and dine
You laugh at him, but this is how (You) sound in public.Go on. Record yourself. Let's see how you sound.Oh you can laugh now, let's see what happens when you step up.
>>746454706San Andreas was incredible for the time but its definitely been overrated since 4.Nothing about 6 looks particularly exciting or groundbreaking.
>>746440786God I want an assertive latina gf
>>746440976>Press R to hold handshow many women wrote this?
>>746455518We had Claude and Claudia. And it's actually realistic and not this female writer slop
>>746440786
>>746468950Holding hands is a male fantasy not a female one
>>746439574same energyhttps://youtu.be/6_W_xLWtNa0
>>746445467Holy fuck, what was Rockstar thinking, this older version sounds so much more natural. nu-Jason sounds like shit, whoever is voicing him now is trying so hard to sound deep and tough. This version sounds like a real person.
>>746445467Nah that sounds like shit. The mumble autist voice is genuinely better than that generic dogshit.
jasons voice is so shit
>>746445467>>746469875>>746469983why this only became a thing in the past few hoursJason sounds fine, wtf
>>746470056i just watched the gameplay video now pretty muchsounds like he has food in his mouth
>>746470056The first time I heard him talk in Trailer 1 left me totally baffled. It's like the actor did his best to sound deep, but Rockstar went over and artificially cranked up the base and lowered the pitch to make him sound deeper. I've never heard another person sound like him, ever.I hope mods can restore his OG voice or make him sound more natural.
>>746469875I think it's the same guy if you listen closely, it could be that Rockstar told him to make his voice deeper and be more stoicListen when he says "What the fuck do we do now" in the 2022 leak at around 1:30, the tone is very similar to current Jason but not as deep
>>746470292Yeah because that's the actor's natural voice. I think they just asked him to sound deeper and Rockstar then touched up his voice in post to make him sound like he does now. It just comes off so unnatural and like he has a mouth full of mashed potatoes when he talks.
His voice is fine, he just hasn't really shown much personality so far. He's far too laid back and nonchalent. Not that I want him to be a quip machine but the occasional remark or being opinionated about something would go a long way into making him an actual character. Then again maybe Rockstar wants him as a blank slate for the male players to project themselves onto, and for him to be secure and almost uncaringly calm in every situation to appeal to female players. But the full game ain't out yet so its too soon to judge.
>>746455272women aren't badass, aren't leaders and don't belong in action. simple as.
>>746470609So not Sarah Connor, Ellen Ripley, Trinity, The Bride. Need I say more?
>>746439574>Have a, uh...nice...time at the party Lou...>I know I was invited I...uh...
>>746440087h̷͕͍͖̖͉̻̟̳̥̉̎͊̐̈́͌̿͝e̵̡̛̛̟͎̳̖̣̹̦̞͓̋̑̽̔͌͆͂̎́̐̐͛̐̔͒͘̕̕͝͝͠ͅ ̷̛̪͚̫͎͚̰͙̗͉̤̬̭̤͖̻̺̰̹͓̗̺̳̘̍̂̔͊̏̉͊̂̐̓͜͝d̴̡̧̧̛͉̦̤̥̻̪̐́̆̌ͅǫ̴̡̧͕̠̗͇͔̦̰̱͙̘̜͇̱͖̠̜͍͌̄͑̏͒͌͆͜͝͠ẹ̴̢̳̼̞̱̝͖̤̖͍͉͎͖͍̠͖̬̜̝̤͋̒͊̈́ͅs̶͓̗̻̿̉̒͆̋̾͆̂̾͛̽̔͗̈̌́̕͘͜n̷̡̖͚̱̪̦̩̖͔͙͓̣̦͕̦̥̪̘̩͕̹͕̞̊̄̌̊͗̊́̄̉̿͘͝ͅt̷̨̢̡͔̦͚̫̠̣̪̰͇͚̝̹̺́͘ ̵̟̞̒̌͗̕̕k̵̯̠͚͇̱̗͕̻̙̙͔̫̬͈̆̍͂̔̈̎̀͝͠ṅ̵̼͎͍̰̜̤͍͇͔̼͚̗̹̈́̆͛̐̀͝ȏ̶̡̟͙̭̻͚̼̉̽ͅẃ̵̩̭͍͚̯̯̊̈́͑͒̀̄
rockstar can only write psycho latinas who turn on you
>>746444987they literally do, you don't understand women at all, my wife literally sniffs and snorts on my pits after I work out.
>>746445120holy shit no one on this fucking board actually understands women or real life this is fucking insane
>>746445120you're 5'6 aren't you?
>>746470767real human beani'll be gosling maxxing so hard
>>746470609my man, you're playing videogames or watching movies while whining on the internet, stop larping as some irl hero badass watching the motivational material before descending into battle.It's entertainment, not your trad larping playground.
>>746440315What's wigger about him exactly? He wears camo and goes fishing, he used no black lingo in the entire trailer.
people really mad cause Jason ain't being a quirk chungus?
>>746472634People are just too used to millennial writing and shitty woke games that everyone expected Jason to be a quirky wholesome chungus nu-male.
What I noticed online>Incel: "Jason looks like a weak cuck">Women: "I wanna swallow his cock and balls"
>>746472837just goes to show how /v/ and whatever fuck ass else corner of shitter doesn't understand women
>>746472837>Trusting women's revealed preferencesWomen are performative. They never do swallow the cock and balls of submissive timid men.
>>746472992they do if he's a 6ft pretty boy with blue eyes
>>746472837women don't talk like that. gay men talk like that.
>>746441058They do but then they whine about the fact that they like us
>>746472992They do, I am shy and timid and I got this girl to blow me in my car, I hardly could hold a conversation with her. You people don't know women at all.
>>746473035Latinas maybe but they are more mongrel than human beings capable of reason
>>746472992>They never do swallow the cock and balls of submissive timid menThey do when he's jacked, taller than them and also chill and a source of security for them (Jason fits the bill)
apologize right now you fat piece of shit
>>746472992yes, I'll trust /v/irgins opinion on this matter over thousands upon thousands of women
>>746472992Some women REALLY like guys who are just the right amount of dumb/awkward and will essentially become their new mom/attack dog
>>746473123>kills 200 grandmas>go to a mission and Niko gets all sad going "life is complicated"Nah Jason's good
>>746440786what does cabron mean
>>746473096>You people don't know women at all.Only a woman can understand another woman. I'm not blaming you, most zoomers grew up without a father figure like you.
>>746473181Fucker
>>746472837>"I wanna swallow his cock and balls"I mean, can you blame them?
>>746473219>Only a woman can understand another womanlol good one
>>746473181I think cabro means faggot, and when they add an "n" at the end, it means you are more of that thing, it means you are a mega faggot.t. lives in a suburban area where latinos raise their chicken in the backyard
>>746473175Yeah? He says shit like that, but Niko never once says he isn't a killer and he outrights admits he has no soul after the Yugoslav wars
>>746473358It means a lot of different insults depending on the context. Most often I heard it meaning jackass or asshole.
>>746473123apologize for what? He was a shit character, they tried to write the traumatized war veteran but clearly were way in over their heads and failed miserably, the result was just another shit parody unintentionally aimed at teenagers GTA character.
>>746473396Good for him, I'm not his therapist.
>>746461252>>746461361Lmfao
>>746472992>They never do swallow the cock and balls of submissive timid men.Um...to burst your bubble, they do...but only to attractive ones (me)
I've noticed a huge portion of the accounts I've seen talking about this game online on twitter/reddit are third worlders (mostly MENA, India, and South America), which I found surprising because I wouldn't think they'd even be able to afford the game and the console to play it. It's weird seeing such a culturally US centric series be so obsessed upon by them. I know they play the shit out of the old ones (Russians are obsessed with San Andreas and Vice City) That said, Rockstar is clearly chasing a wildly different audience this time around in general so I guess it's not surprising.
>>746474020You say this sit as if the states now aren't full of mudslimes and indians
>>746474020Good observation, pajeetGPT.
What if GTA 6 gets co-op mode? Imagine railing Lucia knowing that it’s your bro controlling her.
>>746474297o_O
>>746474297Now that's worth exploring
>>746474297
>>746474069Right but I'm talking about people who actually live in these shitholes. It's just amusing to see. Actually might be worth looking into console sales across regions to see what exactly their presence is around the world with whatever data is available. Microjeet releases fuck all sales data.
Jason: "Hey babe, me and the boys are just gonna chill and watch the game"Lucia: "but babe, we gotta do criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime"Jason: >mumblesLucia: "What's that? If you want this culo again you better not back out">the story of men>and why the world became the way it is
>>746474413>third-worlders>able to afford consoles and spend 100 dollarslol
>>746474020You have the zoomergroid audience to thank that. Any low-IQ nigger or spic can infiltrate the cultural zeitgeist of the short-form content machine, provided they embody the stereotype of the obnoxious, third-world mongrel.
>>746465042>hey J>yeah Lu?>do a 360>watch this Lu
>>746442992Look at that vacant stare
>>746450514
>>746440087ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
>>746446357Just like Jason!
>>746472837happened with arthur morgan
>>746470776AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH>>746476345KEK
>>746467141I will still laugh. What were you expecting?
>>746440786I have latina fatigue, no they arent hot nor are they "trad", they are loud, fat, ugly, promiscious and rude. all these latina = sexy trad wife shit is just latinx propaganda made by their brothers and fathers so they can get green card once some incel sucker fell to it. honestly, this also applies to other brown women that also got memed as hot like pajeetas and south east asian monkey
the protagonist is based entirely on channing Tatum saying my name jeff
>have to tolerate the worst-written romance in history between 2 race mixing retards just to play online, like how you couldnt play online in 5 without doing the prologue
Game 100% ends with Jason or Lucia killing the other, right?
>>746477737I saw a video on Twitter showing just that. It might've been AI though
>>746439574His voice actor sucks.
>>746452894Some do. Very few. Like a couple at least.But they're very fucking crazy. Beyond crazier than the ones that like the comparatively normal DDLG stuff.
>>746439574>>746439574The game looks stupid as fuckNo innovation at allThe two bad guys you play arent even desperate to stay alive They are thugs, no one wants to be a thug
>>746477627Just be honest that you're so racist it makes you gay.Be glad it wasn't a black woman. And an attractive white woman wouldn't have to resort to a life of crime, it'd be completely unbelievable.
>>746439574Making him an autistic chad makes him cuter desu
>>746477627It's a beta male fantasy because they either can't go to the grocery store without having a panic attack and/or have zero personality, so they start conjuring up a mommy figure to do everything for them
>>746450549>educate yourself before you show your ass like that, dipshitThere's literally an interview that confirms it, congenital simp.
my name is jeff
>>746439574>spicy latina and quiet chad It’s called a homage you stank ass chuds
>>746451290>You can fully roleplay as an American, goy golem infantry soldierLoL finally
>>746472837by intention.>hey how do we expand our market to women>let's have our writing staff be entirely women and take suggestions from them>...>strongboss female lead character>okay but that can annoy people>alright, hypermasculine character but with the personality of a wall
>>746481096this too. they've done this shit for years. anyone seen the andypants gaming video? he's right on a lot of things but is also a complete cuck when it comes to past games and their clear propaganda.>but I laughed dude! that means it's BETTER and NOT woke!
>>746445321Cope
Every aspect of muttmerican "kulcha" is conditioning for cuckoldry. This is how you reverse-colonise a failed state, kosher style.
>>746440087¯\(ツ)/¯
>>746483415>michael's wife literally cucks him, his daughter is a whore, his son a wigger fuckup. himself depressed. it's supposed to be a parody of tony soprano with how the series starts with him by the psychiatrist. >trevor, subversion of the black crackhead but it's a white meth tweaker where people go "oh he's lebased because he's violent outbursts make me laugh". >franklin, no surprise, is the straight guy with minimal flaws besides povertyoh yeah and guess who is given the choice of which two WHITE characters survive. always ask yourself whether they'd swap the race. gta v is entertaining but don't kid yourself it's based kek
>>746483690exactly. they are extremely subtle with this version of the game. though im guessing the actual game will have far less subtle elements once it's out
>>746452894>he asked his girl to do it and she got the ick and he had to backpedelrip
>>746444987>smellywomen go nuts over boy smell(no not bad BO, just natural boy smell. if you have a clean diet it smells "good" to women and they love it)>ugly women see men differently than men>hairy women love this>fat you see more women with "fat" guys than skinny guys, almost every guy gets fat the second he gets married.just say you've never actually been in a relationship.
>>746445467his old voice sounds like shitglad they changed it
Jason masks it well but we can spot it.
>>746475890>Focus J
>>746472837>incels are delusionalIM SHOCKED
Was it autism?
>>746477203that's a man
it's a sign most people on the internet are esls when they can't understand this guy.
ᴺᵃnᵒᵐᵃᶜʰᶦnᵉˢ ˢᵒn.
something simple like this would've added so much to his autismlight *tap* as she walks out the elevator, she jumps a little and looks at him then smiles, just like a reassuring tap, not a spank>"see you later baby">":)!"
>>746487576she even looks at him but he's just staring at the ground or something, wall of bricks literally
ᴵ ʷᶦˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵘˢᶦnᵍ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ nᵒʷ ᵒn
>>746443306ella is so hot bros but her work is so bad
>>746487962He's literally me.
>>746488228What's that sonny? Speak up!
>>746439574>>746440786>>746442992Why are male zoomers like this? Is it due to eco-anxiety? Did COVID-19 fuck them up this bad?
>>746487576>not a spankbut that could be optional in the game, "press X, longer holds create more force"
>>746483690Modern America is great. The alternative would have been to end up miserable like pic related.
>>746439574Is that Starkiller from the famed series Supergirl?
>>746441058>Women don't like men like thisThey love a doormat with a killing machine on/off switch tho. You think feminism is a larp?
>>746440087borp
>this will set back supple/soft femmy twinks by like 40 fucking yearsits so over, man, so fuckin over. we had a good run
>>746439574It wasn't the Millennials, it's all part of the plan of the Kikes.
>>746439574Jason being physically imposing but actually a chill guy who tries to keep it cool is nice
>>746439574'me tell u somethi'
>>746492501better than a stereotypical jock
>>746440786this bitch is what i imagine when people say "biomass"
>>746439792But you’re a fat midget beaner so how is it literally you
>>746440976her ass really need to be this large is this to fart louder or why this giant butt
>>746488524You’re a fat beaner that is 5 foot tall how is that you
>>746456325Does she fart loud in the game or why else have her butt that fat
>>746493652I identify as a walking human mountain.
>>746458187yup this post convinced me to kill the bitch on my first playthrough
>>746443480generally whoever owns the car or picked the car up drives it
>>746472837Irrefutable, they really hated this truth nuke
>>746494236>he's sexy because he's normal>actually very unrealistic
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