Golem
body status: round
Guys...
Why is /vp/ leaking again?
>>746467076Neat
>>746467105It's been like this for a month at leastNot that i'm complaining because at least they are talking about video games
>>746466525
>>746467275what the fuck is this
>>746467195>at least they are talking about video gamesNo, they are not
>>746467335Golem is a video game character
>>746467374>Golem is a video game character/vp/iggers really are on the IQ level of a fucking banana
>>746467335Listen man, this place has gone to such shit that i appreciate shitposting tangentially related to video games over shitposting that has nothing to do with video games
>>746466525Golem
>>746467076That's deep...
>>746468083golem get ye gone
>STILL liking golem
>>746467446Is he not a video game character?
>>746466525>mogged in his own generation
>>746468470At least Golem can explode
>>746468374The implication is golem is being used to signal to discord trannies to discuss something other than the pokemon.As for what idk because i'm not an obsessive discord tranny unlike the anon you replied to.
>>746468470Mogged by Nidoking
>>746467076Bro...
>>746469469im convinced this was the case at some point
>>746468325fuck off ESL
>>746469536I can't remember if g2 and forward had this issue too
>>746469052/vp/ native hereDelcatty is the typical schizo poster calling card, then there's Cynthia and Ivysaur that seem too call discord schizos to action.Golem doesn't get that kind of attention, infact, it's the least discussed of the gen 1 trade mon
>>746468083Golem get ye gone
>>746469820>>746467076Are there any romhacks that "fix" these seemingly evolutions?
>>746467275how old is this? because that last bubble would be passe about 3 years ago lol
>>746469469>>746469536>>746469820Without a fucking doubtThe Golem one is retarded but this one is absolutely the caseBut I don't think it was a "mistake"I think they just decided later on that they'd rather Caterpie have a cute final evo so they just stole the cute evo from VenonatEven the names are evidence. Venomoth's name in Jap is Morphon, which tracks with Metapod's being Transel (from transform and cell). They might also have switched their wings around though.Butterfree body but Venonat wings would be the perfect evo for Venonat desu ne.
>>746469469>>746469820The GS beta shows Gamefreak is not above doing this kind of thing. I believe it.
>>7464720342016
>>746472272>They might also have switched their wings around though.>Butterfree body but Venonat wings would be the perfect evo for Venonat desu ne.Somebody use the 1000-hours-in-paints jutsu on that please
>>746467275Are western comics really like that?And there are STILL people buying them?
>>746467275Nope, they are just using the losses for tax deductions.
>Golem>Golem>Golem
>>746467076Racemixing: not even once
>>746471956Doesn't seem worth it not like there's that many.
>>746467076Why would Machoke become a fat manlet?
>>746469554newfag
>>746473876do you know the story where a man and a fly fuse by accident? that happened to them
>>746467076If anything I could see Golem being Machockes pre-evo him breaking out of the rocks and becoming a buff dude.
>>746473129I tried a while ago but it's hard to get it right since they're not leaning the same wayWish some drawfag would do it
>>746466525I like his hisuian cousin better.
>>746466525Probopass
>>746467275I remember this, and I was kind of outraged when it happened, but now it gets funnier every time I see itI can't believe how incredibly retarded and cringe this shit is
>>746466525have they given him shell smash yet
>>746468083If I embrace the kyphosis can I become a cool golem?
>>746466525Quag...
>>746468470Golem is much better than this fag
>>746475265he has a fucking metal drill for a nose and it's coming for your ass
>>746466525?
>>746475559bro is slow :skull: :skull: :skull:
>>746468470>evolves into thisWhat the fuck were they thinking?
Golem? More like American.
>>746476339>What the fuck were they thinking?You could say that about any decision post gen 3 (or more realistically, gen 2)
>>746474290Don't be antisemitic
>>746475426good luck piercing through golem's round boulder like body
>>746473876Trade evo. I think lorewise it would be interesting that something similar to Bill's transformation would occur. Switch around those Pokémon a bit too much and even their evolutions get scrambled. Missed chance for a cool lore "glitch".
>>746474290What did Japs mean by this?
>>746467076No, look at the sprite for Golem, his legs were actually arms. Remember most sprites were designed before concept art.It was something lost in translation, like Alakazam's forehead star.
Surely the Gyarados/Dragonite one isn't real.
>>746469820>>746469469While Butterfree does have the spice bush swallowtail colors and antenna, Venomoth has the actual swallowtail wing nubs.
>>746480195Forgot picture
I like when pokemon looked like miniature versions of the monsters you'd find in Ultraman. Those are always my favorites.
>>746468083GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>746474290Shalom. Are you heading to Temple tonight? >>746480374>ShowaOh G_d! Dis is annada Shoah! The only solution for them mocking us is to nuke those yellow fascists! Third times the charm as they say heh heh heh
it's just a seal
>these two obviously got their names switched up in development>and psyduck is supposed to evolve in lore when it develops its psychic powers>but golduck is mono water
The cooler golem.
>>746483068Aw sweet, storebrand Golurk
>>746467275>thousands of years old alien demigod decides to shit on Israel for no apparent reason at allactually kinda funny
>>746483068sorry wrong image
>>746466525American Pokemon
astronaut golem here, make way
It is so cool.
Alright /v/, what's the single worst looking 'mon?
>>746483456you posted it
>>746467275You just know the retard that wrote this did a complete 180 and doesn't see the irony.
>>746466525Ancient Gear Golem
>>746483591Based ancient gear enjoyer trapfaggots get ye gone.
>>746474013Thought the same.
>>746483591>>746483765pshhhh nothing personnel, sis
>>746483456i'm a gamer, i hate women and minorities
>>746466525Every time I replay any given pokemon I always have one of the Geolads on my team. I fucking love Magnitude and Earthquake.
>>746476339its not enough to shit on pokemon in the present, they must retroactively shit on the past too
>>746483921Ancient Gears decks never go first so that's a dead card in your hand.
>>746483456BEHOLD
>>746476339The Rhyhorn line's pokedex entries all emphasize them being destroyers, and somehow thought it'd be clever if Rhydon evolved into a demolition expert.
>>746483456
>>746484640Doible NN
>>746483456Pic related for me. Gen 5 was when Ppokemon designs started becoming abysmally bad.
>>746483456no way this is the worst, just looks like some fry restaurant mascot>>746484640strong contender
>>746467076Are you saying that they should evolve like Karrablast and Shelmet, only if exchange one for the other?
>>746483456Crabominable
>>746485021That thing is a good example of how pokemon should've died a long ass time ago.
>>746485021They made a One Piece extra into a Pokemans
>>746484167She looks like a rock-themed trainer more than a gijinka.
>>746467076>MOltres>ZApdos>ARTicunoHmmmmm.......
>>746484640The library.
>>746484881Gen5 is full of temu tier gen1 redos.No idea how faggots wank it as the 'savior of pokemon and then gen6 kill it all'5 was pure dog shit
>>746484640>they introduce this ugly piece of shit legendary in DLC>surrely it gets a second form where the bulb on his head open or something>nope it's new form is just mounting one of the horse legendary and it somehow count as one pokemon>that's it>also those are one of the most broken pokemon everWHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>>746484881Yeah this one and those "Sawk/Throh" faggots
>>746484881I hate this one not only for the design, but also because it got designed to be a better Machamp and I love Machamp.
>>746485154Modern trainers look like gijinkas more like.
>>746485746Why would he agree to living in a ball, anyway? Isn't he one of the last Mons' that remembers the time when they weren't pretending to be animals?
>>746487147I can actually picture this thing in a gameboy game, it has the right amount of detail and stylization. The same can not be said for the one whose head is a ball.
>>746487226Was about to say, I surprisingly don't hate this
>>746484881Gen 5 is a mixed bag in terms of designs. It is either really good or really bad with very little in between
>>746487405The bugs are an exception mostly
ugly lookin thing belongs in a final fantasy game as a mini boss
>>746487147>>746487226Ultra beasts are meant to be entities from other dimensions, so it's on purpose that they look different and unusual compared to other pokemons. I think they all look goods and would have liked to see more of them.
>>746487571The one you posted looks like it could had come from the same dimension as Unown along with Sigilyph.
>>746467702based, one of the greatest spaceship designs ever
>>746483456he has great porn so it's ok
>>746468083Golem get ye gone!And also holy shit who dresses like that
>>746487405>>746487476There are more kino designs in gen 5 than bad ones.
>>746488907This one has that terrible gen 4 color scheme though. Just slap red, blue, and yellow everywhere and call it a day.
pokemon never should have gone 3DGen V's animations were peak, and going 3D was a mistake.
>>746489602I miss hopping elektross
>>746488907nah, the majority are objectively shitand that's being generous and not counting different forms
>>746491479>hates all the legendaries>likes shitesect
>>746476339I do not consider any game post Gen III to be canon.
>>746488907the fuck are you smoking? Gen V was ridiculed on launch for having the shitties bootleg gen 1 mons ever designed, and GF have never recovered from that blunder.
>>746492152Based
>>746488907Uhm... sweaty? You are not allowed to like gen 5 designs, didn't you know? They dared to steer away from the holy light of KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOso stop saying nice things about them, yeah?
I hide all posts using the deranged fan term "gen"
>>746491479tastes differ obviously, but the sheer volume of shit designs in Gen V is mental
>>746488907No there aren't. There's an argument to be made that Gen 5 has more good designs than some other gens, but it's because it's unnecessarily bloated with new designs, 90% of which are bad. And the lows are lower than any other
>>746492613Scolipede is based
>>746473610ENTERFORWARDGOLEM
>>746474290hey guys whats up
>>746467076>loses head fins for... reasons>grows head fins for... um... reasons...I ain't buyin it.
>>746483456sausage fingers tony the tiger aka masuda's fursona
Only first gen were good.
>>746466525wife
>>746484640This is probably my choice, although it's had a bit of a redemption arc because I met it once in Pokerogue and it played its theme, which I think is really good. I don't like the few songs i've heard of Gen 8 nor do I have any interest in ever playing it, but Calyrex's theme is intense, heroic with just the right amount of mythical undertone to feel legendary. What a shame its wasted on this eyesore.
>>746493475you wish lmfao
>>746493379This is the only Pokemon design that's so bad that the original designer refused to put her name on it. Its just credited as "unknown female designer" lol
>>746493475Based
>>746476339The same thing they were thinking when they made Rhyhorn evolve into Rhydon.>gains a random second horn that does nothing>gains cat ears>horn randomly becomes drill because ????>gains a giant tail because ???>has 90% less armor(?)>has random crests because ???And don't go>b-b-b-b-but rhydon is the first mon everthen don't associate rhyhorn with it.
>>746466525My 7 year old ass thought "he's literally me" — that's how cool he is. I still only respect the first gen, all other gens are fake imo.
>>746494492tard post
>>746466525Needs an OP version of Rollout
>>746494248>female designer knows it's shit>Turner runs with itLike they didn't have any other design to fill up the pokedex. God damn.
>>746483456This ugly fuck. Right next to Sudowoodo.
>>746489602I remember how excited people were for an open world 3D pokemon. Those Stadium games were such teases, a full game on a home console would surely be GOTYAY.Absolute monkey paw wishing in hindsight.
>>746493379This is the only gen 7 pokemon I like
>>746495000Chud line bros...
