Why do people call Karlach safe horny? that old lady from RE 7 is safe horny. Karlach is like 25 and submissive as fuck, that's normal horny >7 foot tall amazon woman literally begging for you to dominate her>safe horny
>man with boobs
Because she's a quirk chungus and bisexual, so the majority female audience can self insert.
>>746475827do you actually jack off to stuff like that
>>746475827Need bigger hips, tits four times as big and a prettier face for me to give a shit.
Ngl I burst out laughing at that image. I never realized this character literally has the body of a man
>>746475827How the hell can she be safe if she incinerates anything that tries to touch her.She is starved for affection because she's been unable to interact with anyone or have sex for over a decade. And even then when she finally gets what she wants, solving the problem threatens to basically kill her.
>>746475827>draw a man>call it a woman
>>746475827I thought this was a man til I took a longer look
>>746475985she has a pretty face and tit cows are gross
>>746475827OP is retard horny.
>>746475827I decapitated this bitch when ran into her. Disgusting creature.
>>746475827Don't pretend like Karlach feet aren't kino.
what does “safe horny” even mean?
>>746476123Are you gay?
>>746476162"This non-sexual thing makes me horny"
>>746476162Things you can openly speak about being hot and attracted to without being judged or attacked by wokes/liberals
>>746476139>>746476146>>746476152faggot>>746476190nah, are you?>>746476162something disgusting you can't jerk off to
>The first game in ages that is huge with women>Tons of sex scenes and romance>Women will suffer bad gameplay because of sexAnd they say dudes are gooners
>>746475827Here, fixed her for you anon, no need to thank me!
>>746475873
>>746475827How come tiefling navels look like a cross burned into their abs?
>>746476461But the gameplay is fun
>>746476497good morning, saar!
Her children... will be very warm.
>>746476674Good morning woke libtard!
>>746476497I kneel>>746476674Cool patriotism webm
>>746476306>Calls other people gay >Asks if other people are gayBuddy you're the gay one here.
>>746476716>not liking retarded jeet gayI sloppa makes you woke>>746476846nah you are
>>746475827>Why is an ugly tall chick safe hornyReally nigga?
>>746476861Here,
Does she lay eggs haha
>>746477319good morning, saar>>746477305she isn't ugly, fatso
>>746475827>that old lady from RE 7Marguerite?
Her character's personality didn't seem to match her backstory at all
>>746475827>dominate her
>>746477614>literally cofirming to be a liberal wokecuckMake it less obvious...
>>746477675the tall one>>746477993I'm not. I think faggots and troons should be deported
>>746476497Way better. Her retarded mood swings would be more bearable this way. But lets be honest, if they gave her a real design like this, they wouldn't have made her a reddit chungus in the first place.
>>746475827>that>womanCome on, troonie.
>>746478349we don't sign our posts here, troonie. it's against the rules>>746478338you are indian
>>746475827Safe horny is a retarded term anyways. Imagine making gooning so much of your personality that you feel the need to gatekeep it
>>746475827I never romanced her, how can i ever do it with shadowheat right there
>>746476162Broadly? Any form of defeminized woman or women being framed dominantly, since that's considered the only "acceptable" outlet for male sexual interest, well, aside from being gay or into being cucked. IE if you can imagine a soi-boi faggot stereotype gushing about it and getting asspats on twitter, IE Musclefagging, mommydom, femdom in general really, etc, it's safe horny.
>>746476078I am going to have sex with Karlach from Baldur's Gate 3. I find Karlach in Baldur's Gate 3 sexy. However, her body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, I cast a spell on myself making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with Karlach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure Karlach.
>>746475827And she's got the sensibilities of a present day wholesome chungus reddit retard so I don't give a shit what she looks like, she dies when I see her.
>>746475827People who argue something is "safe horny" are really just saying "I'm mad because I can't fuck children in this."
>>746477745I'd be happy quirk chungus too if I got out of hell.
>>746479252Based and JustinRPGpilled.
>>746475827Because it's a fucking demon and therefore subversive to normal sensibilities
>>746478901safe horny specifically means you can't jerk off to it>>746478968Karlach acts cuter when you romance her and doesn't fuck another guy behind your back>>746479446what's it like being a tranny?>>746479670kek, milfs are gross
>>746479796>whats it like being a trannyI assume better than being a pedo
>>746479879Get out shartyfag
>>746479969You can't make me. You're too weak.
>>746479796>Karlach acts cuter when you romance herhaving to wait all the way till she gets her heat problem fixed in act 3 (while keeping the mechanic alive) and so being forced down a certain choice chain doesnt help her. Shadowbae is there for me, no matter if I'm a good boy or a bad boy. I'm on my third playthrough, twice I romanced her (the first one fail because she became a devout servant of her Goddess). On this third playthough, i'm playing as her and i understand her better and I'm even more in love. Next playthough, if it ever comes, I shall romance her again.
>>746475827Because there are no social consequences for being openly horny about the character. People on reddit, twitter, youtube, etc. can gush about how much they want to fuck Karlach. I was watching a simple build guide for Giant Barbarian and the guy took a minute to talk about how much he's attracted to giant women. It's not that it's wrong to be attracted to a big woman, it's that there's an absurd double standard. You can tweet "ugh Karlach is so hot I love her step on me mommy sit on my face and ride me until I see stars"" and get a bajillion likes. If you tweet "Shadowheart is so hot I love her" you'll get called a problematic creep. That's what "safe horny" really means. There are certain characters where it's totally ok to be a horny weirdo over on main, and others where it's not ok.
>>746480046>Shadowbae is there for me, no matter if I'm a good boy or a bad boy.Well, not exactly. If you long rest early and talk to her, she says that she'd kill you in a heartbeat if she saw any sign of you transforming. Her love for you is conditional on her relationship with Shar up until the end of Act 2. She's actually really similar to Laezel, where the relationship is largely superficial/physical until she breaks free from her pyscho evil goddess.
>>746476162Horniness that normalfags and jews approve of. Like spats instead of panties. Big butts instead of big boobs. Muscle mommies. Older women instead of younger women. Feet. Armpits. I think the term gets a lot of flak from here because it originated from xitter + people like the aforementioned stuff so they get extremely defensive over it. I myself like spats and hags and shit but honestly as a term/phrase, it's a pretty good way to describe the stuff that's approved nowadays.
>>746480072>It's not that it's wrong to be attracted to a big woman, it's that there's an absurd double standard.Please. Karlash isnt that big. Her fake muscles are just for show. I could rape her if the heat doesnt kill me first.
>>746480026Nobody gived a shit about your stupid pagesoyou come here to annoy people right? lmao
>>746480350I don't know what the fuck any of that means. So I'll just say you're gay.
>>746480072Where have you posted that Shadowheart is hot and got called a creep for it?
>>746480417You sound gayer defending that awful design
>>746480450As long as you dont reveal youre a white male they will assume youre a woman or black so its fine
>>746475827I love how this is/was a karlash thread but the one real best bae is slowly taking over.
>>746480306>Horniness that normalfags and jews approve of. Like spats instead of panties. Big butts instead of big boobs. Jewish Hollywood execs (like the Ellison family), and their loyal goyim slaves (like the Trump family), love big boobs. Do you think Sydney Sweeney had to heroically shove her tits into the camera like Rosa Parks sitting on that bus before she finally got noticed? >>746480450Don't be obtuse. You know there's a clear difference between how you can talk about Karlach and how you can talk about Shadowheart. If I was making a Light Cleric build guide and I took a minute to talk about how pretty Shadowheart is and I want to fuck her or whatever I'd get roasted to hell and back.
>>746475827Because the bitches who bitch about everything don't try to cancel here. Next question?
>>746480518Karlach? She's hot though.
>>746480189I like how even when she became a fanatical sevant of char, it was implied that she was still fucking tav. I didnt get to experience it but apparently she comes to you to say that her body is still at your disposal?what a bae. Access to the temple between her legs is enough for me.
>>746480686>access to the temple between her legs is enough for meMaybe I'm just a colossal fag, but if you can't turn her into a sweet Selunite tradwife then what's even the point? If you just want evil hot pussy then you can go fuck Mizora
>>746479879sure thing there, tranny boy>oy vey she was just 20 years old>>746480046>having to wait all the way till she gets her heat problem fixed in act 3you can fuck her at last light. you can't fuck shadowheart until act 3>Shadowbae is there for me, no matter if I'm a good boy or a bad boy.she cucks you for the bear guy and she fucked 37 men, a gnome and a tranny >>746480072>Because there are no social consequences for being openly horny about the character.troons seethe about people being horny over or making porn mods for Ashley in RE4 even though in RE4 she's older than Claire is in RE2
>>746480546Where is this a thing?>>746480607Making a build guide video and taking time out to talk about how much you want to fuck a character is pretty cringe. But even then I think you're just making a lot of assumptions.
>>746480189>Well, not exactly. If you long rest early and talk to her, she says that she'd kill you in a heartbeat if she saw any sign of you transforming.she was flirting, autist
>>746480757>sure thing there, tranny boyAre you calling me tranny boy like a lady boy or a chick who is trying to be a guy?
>>746480576>has sex with halsin in your path
>>746480607shalom and good morning, saar! yuro thirdie. what's it like being a tranny?
>>746475827I've never played a game where the correct waifu choice was so obvious. There's not a single attractive creature in all of Baldur's Gate 3 aside from Shadowheart. She also happens to be the most interesting companion.
>>746480860>has sex with halsin in your pathNot if I kill that stupid druid fiirst.
>>746480765No, I think my point still stands. There's a clear double standard when it comes to how you can talk about these characters. And this extends to characters across a lot of different games, and that's where the term "safe horny" started even though weebs have perverted it to just mean adult characters. There's genuinely a phenomenon of nerdy dudes online being overtly horny for women who exhibit non-traditionally feminine traits. Which is fine, but the problem is the double standard where that same horniness for traditionally feminine characters is seen as perverted and creepy. >>746480793I always dump INT whenever I play BG3, so maybe I just missed it.
>>746481010I'm not sure what exactly your issue is but if you really want to talk about how hot a fictional character is I am sure there are places online for it.
>>746481129>I'm not sure what exactly your issue isI don't have an issue. OP brought up the concept of "safe horny", you were asking what it meant, I explained it. >but if you really want to talk about how hot a fictional character is I am sure there are places online for it.Of course there are. But the concept mainly applies to "mainstream" social media, the kinds of places where you post with your name and face attached.
>>746480939she cheats on you with a bear man and has been in gangbangs >>746480948that doesn't erase the miles of cock she took before act 1>>746481010>to just mean adult charactershags, retard
>>746480757>you can fuck her at last light.when is that again? That is end of act 2 right? How to get this? >Shadowbae fucked 37 men, a gnome and a tranny How do you know this?
>>746480894
>>746481260>hags, retardYou retards think a hag is anyone over 20
>>746481336the age keeps going down with them because they girls are realizing how shitty and predatory guys can be earlier and earlier lol.
>>746475827she's so fucking ugly I don't get how anyone is drooling over this creature.
>>746481262>when is that again? That is end of act 2 right?you can fuck her during your 2nd or 3rd long rest in act 2. I think the first one is the one with elminster, then last light is the place with jaheria. if you fix her engine there, which you should be able to since there's a fuck ton of infernal metal in act 1 since they obviously were going to use it for something else and then cut that thing, then she'll tell you you can have sex. what will happen is you'll long rest, it will show you wylls faggot ass dance thing no one wants, you call wyll a freak and then the next time you long rest you fuck Karlach. >How do you know this?the gnome calls her a whore and one of the books says she did gangbangs>>746481297you worship the jewish dictator of yurop>>746481459damn you a troon>>746481336>>746481459not 20, but a 30 year old is totally a hag. why the fuck would anyone be attracted to a menopausal spinster who has had dozens of furlongs of cock inside her
>>746481491no she isn't
>>746481795>then she'll tell you you can have sexwtf, all i ever got from karlash after fixing her at last light was a hug
>>746475827I never understand the appeal of KarlACK>is supposed to be a vet of the bloody wars>acts like a quirky chungus >ugly face and chopped haircut >served the devils but is chaotic good instead of a lawful evil >is built like a men with tits instead of a women with muscle >quest is unfinished
>>746481898you have to tell her you want to fuck her at the tiefling party and you can't be romancing 2 other people, if you were romancing shart and weren't evil you were probably romancing gale since his romance flag always triggers. larian said they "fixed the bug", but it still triggers because gale, wyll and halsin's romance threasholds are so low any normal action is considered romancing them>>746482032>ugly facesee>>746481827
>>746482249Anon, he already knows the face is ugly. You don't have to redirect him to proof of how ugly it is.
>>746476078>she's been unable to interact with anyone or have sex for over a decade.how outlandish haha
>>746475827Rightoid culturewar sloppers hate BG3 and oppose it because that's the prescribed consensus opinion deemed acceptable by the rightoid holy Jihad. The arguments don't have to make any sense, that's not the point, the point of everything they do is furthering their political agenda. They don't care about art or hobbies or anything like that at all, only the greater agenda
>>746482249did i stutter? Shart is the only good looking women in the party and even than she is cuckbait
>>746477842she doesn't have a cock tho, you can see her naked model
>>746475827Safe horny is black featureless spats under a dress
>>746483043she fingers your butthole. So youre getting dominated
Any mods that would make karlach hotter?
Karlach, wonder woman, lady d, etc are only good when they're depicted as submissive
>>746475827Muscle mommies are safe horny because they are lgbt coded
Safe horny is a term used exclusively by fat fetishists, pedos, and futa fags. Strong, fit women make these particular groups seethe with rage.
>>746484615TRUKE
>>746482290retard>>746482341kek>>746482493what's it like being a tranny?>>746482689what's it like being a homosexual?>>746483053it's also hags
>>746475873with small boobs
>>746484135low test
>>746475827>that's normal hornyyeah safe horny
>>746487062no, safe horny means impossible to jerk off to
>>746487241You're just gay is all.
>>746484669Your example is hot unlike the ugly thing in the game though...
>>746484615I love big, strong women, there is nothing hotter than dominating women bigger than you.However the creature in that game is plain ugly and doesnt even have a single womanly feature
>>746487847Karlach could have easily been that hot if not for (((them)))
>>746484615>Strong, fit women make futa fags seethe with rageIs this retard serious? There's more of muscle futa Karlach content on rule34 than there is of her being a regular woman.>>746484669Whomst've?
>>746487889Some /k/ommando's 1 in a million gf
>>746484615Futa fags (me) love women like that though, especially when they give them massive cocks and they use them to fuck smaller and prettier girls for impregnation
>>746487889>Is this retard serious? There's more of muscle futa Karlach content on rule34 than there is of her being a regular woman.And when you take away the dick, the futafags start seething and shitting their diapers.
>>746487889>even the futa edit give her more curves, bigger tits and prettier face kek
>>746487998The whole thing is that they imagine the dick so you cannot take that away
>>746481827>nose ring>side cut>tiefling
>>746488049Ok? So that means it isn't muscle girl porn and is instead tranny porn. Which defeats the point of your previous post.
>>746483127that's pretty hot
>>746487785jerking off to hags makes you a homo, troon
>>746487998>/k/ tard having anything good happen to themAbsolutely unacceptable. He better have died from cancer since then.>>746487998And who exactly is pissing and shitting themselves for seeing non-futa Karlach content, either here or on the rule34 sites? The best you can say is that there's a good likelihood someone will post a response to such a pic asking where her "massive gock" is but that's just standard futa fag behavior.
>>746488373Ok, gay boy.
>>746487964fag>>746488431we don't sign our posts here
>>746488452So long gay anon!
>>746484931Look dude i get it, you like men but are insecure what other people will say. that doesn't mean you other will also like men with tits
>>746476078I don't get how in the world of DnD with [craziest fucking thing here] happening every ten feet in any direction, up or down, she can't find a wizard or get some god or entity to just give someone ultra heat resistance for a while, or have them shapeshift into whatever she is, if she can withstand the heat no problem
>>746488738stop signing your post>>746488809I don't like men, I'm not yuropean
>>746488885makes even less sense because she was literally in hell with fire demons and shit, but I guess she just didn't want to fuck them
>>746489382>Jeet doesn't know what a comma is.
>>746489612I'm not a jeet, retard. I just said I wasn't a yuropean. if I was a jeet I'd be a bong.
>>746489382>I don't like menbut you certainly like a futa coded "muscle mommy" who looks like a man and even acts like it
>>746481795>why the fuck would anyone be attracted to a menopausal spinster who has had dozens of furlongs of cock inside herIt's all theoretical and sometimes a fictional character is attractive despite (or even because of) their age. No one is getting pussy here anyway.
>>746480306>Big butts instead of big boobsThat one i can get behind, kek. But ideally, woman has both.
>>746479796>safe horny specifically means you can't jerk off to itLmao wut?
Karlach is mannish and heavily scarred, that's firmly safe horny territory. Have you SEEN the shoulders on that broad?
>>746490746Based and i agree with you. Real women weigh 600 pounds
>>746476012Fairly certain that image has been edited. Karlach in game has the same model as the tall female Tav. She just looks like an abnormally tall athletic woman like those Swedish track and field athletes
>>746490779The only feminine part of Karlach is her butt. But keep dreaming about your fatties, retard.
>>746475827>that old lady from RE 7 is safe hornyRE8 you mean.
>>746476162It's the approved list of things you can get horny about without getting accused of being a heckin' creep>feet>muscular, dominant woman>older women
>>746475827>almost perfectly unfeminine in both looks and mannerism>almost perfectly "unconventionally" attractive, basically only interesting to fringe musclemommy freaks and /d/ users who might appreciate hideous skin>imperfections everywhere such as the skin, broken horn, ugly ass sideshave etc, and nasolabial folds of an 70 yo grandmother>body proportions of a young Arnold Schwarzenegger, makes 80% of male gym goers look lazy>possibly the most unsexy and reddit personality in the entire gameEven furries have a greater conceptualization of what makes a woman appealing than you
>>746490952Her SFM porn was exquisite.
>>746475827>We've reached a point a handful of schizos and weebs got so buck broken by Baldur's Gate 3 that a tragic tomboy romance is considered a bad thing.
>>746479130>>746480306>>746491159And what if i'm just attracted to all those things and never set foot on reddit or tumblr or whatever?
>>746492374You're gay.
>>746492668Hey, I like feet and big ladies tooI'm just not a fag about it. No "step on me mommy" bullshit
>>746492668That’s fine but you’re indistinguishable from a performative male and probably 90% of people with your taste go around crying at people who like stuff like >>746475926It’s kind of like how not all niggers are niggers
>>746492795I like petite girls as well.
>>746476260so most things?
Muscle moms is hot af... Karlach is just annoying, but who cares, you can handcraft your own in the character creator.
>>746492795>probably 90% of people with your taste go around crying at people who like stuff likeCrazy projection. Tranny pedos like you seethe when ever someone on 4channel shows affection for women older than 12.
>>746475827le muscle mommies are absolute reddit safe horny
Lae'zel and Minthara spit roasting me
>>746475827
>>746475827ugly as shit, for one.
>>746475827>least gay BG3 player*>*watched his favorite eceleb play itYou are now aware you never met a person who played BG3 by the way.
>>746493326>>746493437These anons are gay.
my honest reaction
>>746493636your existence drags everybody down
>>746475827you're retarded>muscle woman muh dommy mommy>speaks like a man>lesbian sideshave hairstyle, lacks any femininity in appearance or behaviour>was intended to be a red painted nogkarlach is a fucking checklist of safe hornythe singular time this stops being the case is when you romance her and eventually in chapter 3 or whatever she actually shows her desire for love, her - internal at least - femininity, her desire to just be a normal wife, loyalty, longing, all that shitit is only expressed through her writing towards the very end of the game, nothing about her actual physical design reflects itshe ends up being a decent character in spite of everything about her intended design, not because of it
>>746475827>95% of fanart makes karlach a futa or manly otherwise>when she actually looks like >>746490851dominating a confident woman is way hotter than being dominated by one
>>746475827why does it look like a tranny?
>>746493707>>746493920If you're gay then just say so. No need to play games.
bald gay 3 is such a repulsive game in every regard
>>746475827>being more vanilla is somehow less safeop you are so fucking retarded
>>746475827is this modded to look (even more) like a man?old lady from resident evil was pretty and had MASSIVE tits and assyou're just extremely homosexual
>>746493920>it is only expressed through her writing towards the very end of the game, nothing about her actual physical design reflects itIt's crazy how close you are to understanding the point of her character but you still miss it
>>746494986>NOOOO you don't get it her character puts on a big tough facade!!!!yeah, no shit, great. none of that required her to be a 7 foot tall muscle woman, or designed like a nog, or to speak like a lad and try to act like one of the fellas. this is a perfectly achievable archetype to design even with a feminine, attractive character anon. in fact, it is even more potent when that is the case instead of the constant subverting your expectations shit that you people seem to think qualifies as good writing nowadays when it has basically never been good but exponentially less so when your expectations are that everything is subverted
>>746479252Very good post
>>746479252Just get a few potions of aid to drink throughout your session that will buffer the damage you would otherwise get and everything will be great.
>>746492456When it's not futa or grossly off-model or other such filth.>>746494443Das rite https://files.catbox.moe/jqwms1.jpg
>>746475884everyone in the fucking game is bisexual
>>746493976manjaw, cannonball shoulders, massive biceps, pathetic tits, schwarzenegger prime v-taper, small hips, low body fat %.only female thing about her is her hands.
>>746496570oh and stance. 100% masculine.
>>746475827With how hard trannyshit and general faggotry was pushed it's almost surprising no big name RPG ever did futa/dickgirl or trap companions. That is until you realize not appealing to anyone but pretentious fobs was always the goal and those actually having an organic audience means they're verboten.
>>746475827Just look at the image you posted, that should answer your question
>>746493976>>746495294>>746496570Fags
>>746475926>do you actually jack off to stuff like thatBetter to be a musclefag than a pedo. You belong on a list.
>>746487889Elizabeth long, hardcoreelizabeth.
>>746475827Why is the mere mention of safe horny causing melties when it perfectly describes a phenomenon?
>>746501558its kinda like when you refer to a demon by its true name.
>>746501558Because it completely dismantles their attempt to subvert male sexuality.
