Praise the Emperor!
For me it's Khaine.
>>746484830is it possible to make SoB vidya interesting. They are very autistic religious women.
>>746485595They're the dedicated tranny faction, so no
>>746485784>religious women who worship a god man with fervor and crusade in his name>tranny
>>746484830All I see is horrendous clipping. Get out of my sight
>>746484830cute! the guro potential is unreal!!!
>>746489619yes. sisters of battle has been hijacked by looney troons
>>746485595ask fatshark when they inevitably add them to darktide
>>746489619You'd be surprised, it's the woman army so wanna be women play itMeanwhile actual women play shit like fucking death guard or orks
>>746484830Need a webm of this one toohttps://x.com/Lichbait/status/2091995058513809785
Indeed sister, hallowed be his name.
>>746484830CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG PLAP PLAP PLAPPLAP
>>746484936>12 avatars
>>746485595hyper sexualized characters and rape on defeat
>>746490215i only have this one
Reminder that the boob armour was decreed by space pope.
>>746485784he wasnt asking about admech
Where can I download these sisters models so I can make more porn of them and port them to other shit
>>746484830We will never solve the clipping.
>>746484830>>746490360>these are men dancing, aren't they?
>>746484830A SoB wouldn't do this, even if she did have that figure
>>746490215https://fixvx.com/Lichbait/status/2091995058513809785.mp4
>>746491117Wrong
>>746490982100%
>>746490341wtf is this real?
>>746490982Who are you quoting??
>>746491695My bad, accidental greentext.
>watching the sisters penitence animation from games workshop>she survives>she does the job>she seems to be a nascent saint that will be a legendary figure in SoB future>>>>>>>>>>>>they entomb the girl on the penitent engine anyways because lol fuck you muh grim derpThis shit was so retarded, there has to be some good or everything is just misery porn and stops matteringThe sister was such a qt too
Whoever designed the SoB and decided that boobplate wasn't erotic enough and added a fleur de lis to the nipples should get an outstanding ovation.
>>746489619>gurly faction for gurls only is the favourite pick of porn addicted troonsWhat's surprising abour this?
I choose a different path.
>>746484830sister of FATTLE
>>746484830I will now play Helldivers.
>>746491878That's what imperium fags want for the setting. If you want even the slightest bit of depth to the grim dark you go with Eldar or Tau.The downside to this is that the average GW writer is basically retarded so you get maybe one decent novel a decade if you're lucky. The rest of them are going to be codex contradicting garbage that exists to suck off that writers favorite space marine chapter from the perspective of your faction.
>>746492172is this real,?
>>746492143Nah, it's space marines.
>>746492305It's not even that because Girlyman and ultramarines still get to be good and hopeful, hell the other animations even show a salamander being an actual good human and actually puts ultramarines in a negative light in comparison.Then other episodes have grim dark but it works>required sacrifices for the emperor, fucked up but if he doesn't get them the entirety of humanity goes to shit>planet is forced to surrender their final weapons and ammo for better and more strategically sound battles and just die, just for those weapons and ammo to be destroyed because of retarded people and bureaucracy >>>oh she did everything and her squad died for the mission and holy shit she can see the saints>put her in the engine because I don't like her!So fucking stupid, completely killed my interest in watching more
>>746492557>>put her in the nonstop suffering death torture engine because I don't like her!Well that's a perfect representation of the female psyche
>>746487280>most iconic units>primaris nu-slopAh, corpo-speak. Dunno who that is, but they're not telling you what the most iconic units ARE, they're telling you what the most ironic units SHOULD BE to sell more.
>>746489619SoB are a male gaze, lesbian, bdsm, fetishnun, porn factionWhich is why they are paired the best against Dark EldarThem trying to reinvent them recently to be more serious doesn't work
>>746493049It's Total War:40k
>>746485595>is it possible to make SoB vidya interestingFun, maybe, but not super interesting. They're just angry space lesbians with a christianity motif, what's interesting about that aside from surface level porn interest?They're almost as bland as space marines but at least space marines come in different colors.
>>746493208Sisters are not lesbians, they're actually completely free to be impregnated, carry the child and then come back
>>746492172>tau fags going for the posted it again awardclockwork
>>746493193Ah, so GW has learned from their mistake at giving CA free reign over their games and are keeping a tighter leash now, huh. Nothing wrong with Primarislop in a 40k TW game but to call anything but the basic bitch tactical marine, terminators, dreadnoughts and MAYBE land raiders "iconic" is just GW whispering what they're supposed to say in their ear.
>>746493291It's the dyke aesthetic, you wouldn't get it. Next you're gonna tell me that cherubs and organs aren't christianity-exclusive
lorelet here, what exactly do sobs bring to the battlefield? as far as i understand you have guardsmen who are all-purpose niggas with guns, and space marines who are big niggas with guns that are only brought in when shit gets really serious.are sobs just glorified niggas with guns (female) or.. ?
>>746494309Their blood is useful for blessing space marinesThat’s kinda it desu
>>746490982>See something sexual>Think of menCheck out this faggot
>>746484830I gooned to this today, it's a XIV mod and it's on the pirate telegram.
>>746494309FAITHAITHThey're the most fanatical faction of the imperium. Their faith in big E is so big, it give them bullshit power. Also they have power armor. Making them way stronger than guardsmen.
>>746494769>bulgeW-what
>>746494309They are pseudo-psykers that the Ecclesiarchy overlooks, and manifest through their sheer belief in the Emperor himself. Their abilities being psionic has been one of the interesting metaphysical debates in Warhammer 40k lore. They can perform "miracles" that spontaneously heal the sick, perform the "Divine Aegis," which unleashes a shield/force that can stop heavy tank shells in mid-flight, and a Holy Smite that can erupt demons into white-hot flames. They go into battle with the "Holy Trinity," which means that all of the Sisters go into battle with either the Bolter, Melta, or Flamer.
>>746494803A lot of mods have futa options.
>>746491878Yeah the grimderp endings are getting really old and that one especially was fucking stupid
>>746492557And they didn't even have the balls to show her getting tortured by the engine before ending the episode.
>>746491365Noice
>>746492472Wow, I didn't know there were so many slaaneshi CSM chapers.
>>746492472the purple scheme is pretty nice ngl
>>746493193For me, it's Baroness Jacob
>>746490982good eye, the hip flex gives it away
>>746495610Yeah but only because they ignored the flag colours and used black in place of white.
>>746494309They are the only armed forces Ecclesiarchy is legally allowed to have due to a loophole. That's it.Ecclesiarchy will pump all the money needed into their training and equipment and it doesn't matter that women are inferior soldiers, because they can't have anything else anyway. They have to make do with them and at best an unofficial rabble of zealots whipped into madness and frenzy when needed. SoB don't need to fulfill any role better than IG, Marine or any other Imperial force. Being a private army of Ecclesiarchy is enough.Remember that they were made in preWoke times. Blanche and others at GW wanted to have a sexy bdsm nun army and so they justified it with the fact that men were simply prohibited to be recruited by Ecclesiarchy because reasons. Hence female soldiers
>>746493193Tanto and Caesar buddy cop comedy.
>>746492172
>>746494309Officially they operate internally to the imperium ensuring the imperial faith is adhered to within tolerances. Unofficially they bring the imperial religion to everyone who wants it and sets fire to everyone who doesn't (including xenos). They also specialise in witch hunting in a way other militant arms of the imperium do not.Also: there are non-militant branches of the sisters of battle/adeptus sororitas that do things like be diplomats, provide cleansing and resoration of holy relics, be doctors without borders (only humans need apply) and the like.The sisters hospilitar in particular provide a lot of non-combat support to the other human branches of armed forces (so not to beakies).If you have been REALLY naughty anon this is the sort of woman called in to unfuck your shit. Protip: pray for death instead of arco-flagellation.
>>746490341HE would never say that, THOUGH.
>>746494406STFU!
>>746491878The worst part is that it was an angry Karen cunt that just didn't like her. I would even bet she killed her superior that allowed the penitence mission in the first place so she could take her place just to fuck her over. Was legitimately one of the few times a 40k storyline got me having a melty. Hopefully she gets out of the penitent engine via some Sister Celestine McGuffin or something in the future. Could give GamesWorkshop a new figure to sell.
>>746491878Both her and the sob in the salamander animaton were cute. glad GW understand we want some of our bolter bitches to look beautiful
>>746491878Reminds me of Titanicus where the imperial guard cutie survives the entire war only for her husband to get himself killed over a routine inspection before they can meet again.
>>746494309Faith powers. there belief in the emps allows them to do miracles like healing wounds, creating a psychic barrier, getting their blessed with holy rounds etc.
Here is your holy warrior you requested.
>>746485595Not without a lot of workFor example, novitiates should be forced to bear at least three children before they gain higher ranks or get placed in combat roles, with rank and privilege being partially tied to motherhood.and they should be depicted with feminine failings, their minds and bodies aren't made for combat, so they shouldn't be girlbosses, they should be regular girls who are getting horrifically massacred in battles with only their power armor giving them any kind of edge but do it anyway because of their faith in the emperor and imperium. The higher ranks of SoB are probably eugenically selected for actually kind of competent instead of girl drama infighting, but the lower you go in the ranks the more common rabble women you see and the worse their fighting ability gets.They need to maintain their distinctly feminine appearance as that's a key characteristic; they're not trannies, they're not women pretending to be men, they are women doing something women shouldn't be doing and were not made to do, but do it out of faith and desperation.Essentially take a distinctly different approach to SoB that isn't the current woke libtard perspective on women, or else it's just going to be the same boring trite shit we see in everything else.
>>746500834
>>746500834This is the most incel thing i've ever heard.
>>746492557Imperium fags hate both salamanders and ultramarines
>>746500834Fuck off with your chud headcanon.
battle sisters r kewlthey praise empy-chan and doesn't afraid of chaos
>>746491878>>746494880>>746499704>Wtf why did my soldier of faith in the horrific backwards shithole of the Imperium get screwed over for being successful?This is the same faction where 90% of their soldiers are expected to charge in and die in battle even against overwhelming odds.This is the same over-arching superfaction where a Guardsmen recommending a tactical approach instead of a human wave meatgrinder will be executed in the spot for daring to question his superiorHappy endings only exist for Marines (the protagonists of the setting) and the Tau (who are too insignificant for their happy ending to matter)
>>746494309they don't really bring anything to the battlefield, they're womenthe main reason they exist is because they're a legal loophole for the church to maintain a standing army. The kind of thing where they were already there and someone just went, "it say no MEN but it doesn't say we can't have an army of women, explicitly" and they ran with that
>>746501278The ecclesiarchy was called out for being a bunch of rules lawyering fucks when they started to re-arm but the high lords agreed the church needed an army and basically looked the other way as long as they stuck to the original size sanctions.Then 15 or so years later GW realised this treaty of versaile shit meant there were more space marines than SoB and basically went "errr, and then for no reason at all everyone agreed to lift the sanctions" so they could actually scale the numbers up to what makes sense. They still don't get any planes though and spaceships are very much don't look at it too closely.
>>746501271If it were that impersonal then I could forgive it. This was a directed angry attack at a Noviate that barely knew what they were doing, like most of the idiots in 40k, and got singled out to have a horrific fate instead of genuine deserters and heretics. That is where the extra sting comes from, there was a contract and oath put in place and it was violated because some cunt got promoted to assistant supervisor and said, "Penitent Engine!" It has nothing to do with the retarded policies of the average Guardsman or SoB. This was pure malice.
>>746484830>>746490360>>746491365>>746491561This is not proper Sister behavior.This is indirect Slaaneshi worship.Brothers...GET THE MELTA CANNON.
pssst, remember the adeptus sororitas only recruits orphans specifically so they can have no allegiance to anyone but the emperor
>>746484830>>746490982If men were given the technology to biologically transform, we would be the biggest cock suckers.
>>746501271Grimdark does not mean grimstupid. One Sister who succeeded where others from her squad didn't should be just another monday.
>>746492472Some of these are actually really good. Too bad anyone who would be willing to counter this rightfully moved on from this IP (but still won't admit it's always been woke and anti-Christian (the latter is good BTW) from the beginning).
>>746501503Yeah anon almost like the Imperium is corrupt and full of paranoid hypocrites in all faculties.>>746502026One Sister failing to martyr herself along with the rest of her squad is a coward at best and a traitor at worst. Her squad getting wiped meant she was either going to become a Repentia or a Penitent since when it comes to faith and reputstion SISTERS ARE INSANE
>>746502348Lolno. Rigorous torture at minimum to get the truth of what happened out of her yes. But the mission succeeded and the rest of the squad sacrificing themselves for it is enough.
>>746490982>>746496275Even better desu.>>746501864This.
>>746485595More interesting than space marines again. They might have a worse armory but in exchange you could have meme psyker powers, so the gameplay could be more varied than it is in space marine.Since GW can't help but circlejerk chaos as the antagonist it would work, putting more focus on the chaos daemon side instead of chaos marines and double down on the religious warfare theme.I wouldn't want it though because Wokehammer would force some male high command governor or something get in the way and have him actually be a chaos spy the entire time doing the whole "MEN BAD" thing.
>>746500834could work as a non standard setup somewhere like the eastern fringe
>>746491878>>746494880>>746501271I just finished it and yeah, the ending is just fucking stupid.The mission was literally completed and the artefact is the proof of it, the sister is the last one with it, so she didn't flee.Shit is 100% retarded, kek.
Matt Ward
>>746489619its tranny-coded
>>746502348>SISTERS ARE INSANEThe one thing we can agree upon.>Yeah anon almost like the Imperium is corrupt and full of paranoid hypocrites in all faculties.Yes, but this one subject is especially egregious to the point that the SoB leader who greenlit the penitent engine had best hope no Dogmata ever looks into it or they will be screwed.
>>746503118Marneus, plz
>>746503216ackshually penitent engines are from the ecclesiarchy, not the SoB. Mortifiers are the SoB version.
So, SoB are basically massive IZZAT/Face/Clout chasers that the Eccles cake archy has to use because of the "no priests with pistols allowed" rule who do all the korean performative worship of their dear leader except they mean it because the alternative is being put in the BDSM machine.Got it. Sounds hot but also sounds like realistically they see sex the same was a 40 year old academic TERF with 30 cats does.
>>746503546So, you have no idea what you're talking about and get all of your information about 40k from 4chan shitposts.
>>746503612I got it from you retards in this thread, so yes?
saw a cosplay porn named "step-sister of battle..", chuckled
>>746490884not only that, models don't move realistically with all that weighed down material of their costumes. They are basically moving in zero gravity at all times, without the floating.
>>746503657>you retardsFalse, you didn't get any information from me and I find it quite funny you think you're in a position to call anyone else retarded, unless you're using your experience as a retard to sniff out other retards though I doubt that as you take the bullshit they post as truth.
>>746502490>Rigorous torture at minimumAnon you dense fuck if a Sister is ever in a situation where torture is brought up then she's either going to willingly become a Repentia or unwillingly get shoved in an Engine. Sisters' idea of 'redemption' is to painfully die as a martyr. They don't do the 'Well you've had enough, back to your squad now" stuff, they consider anything short of blind faith a devotion to be heresy.
>>746501573>>746484830 (OP)>>746490360>>746491365>>746491561I don't get the 40k universe. Slannesh exists so would having an orgasm potentially bring demons closer to inhabiting the world? If so lust would probably be one of the most cognizant and avoided sins by the Sisters.This would be a double edged sword: they would have an extreme pressure to repress themselves, but they would probably try to have fun in other ways (pleasure can't be suppressed fully, only re-directed).I would expect them to cope by trying to find joy in other things: comedy, dance, athleticism, art.They would also probably have an emotional break down once in a while because they can't get off, but that's the cost of serving the emperor.
>>746504359>but they would probably try to have fun in other ways (pleasure can't be suppressed fully, only re-directed)This is why they're supposed to have insane lust for fire and blood.Surprisingly there's only one canon Slaaneshi traitor sister but I think the implication is that of course there's more, they're just not known about.
>>746491878Maybe you should switch to Star Trek or something, quaternary?
>>746484830What an ugly body. Who the fuck deisgns a model like that???
If you remove SoB, nothing would change. Maybe few angry feminist but thats about it.
>>746504531Yeah, but they can't ALL be murdergooners can they? To be honest I don't know much about the franchise, but they have downtime? What about other duties? How would lesbians cope? There seems to be an opportunity to humanize them even more so that they aren't just gynoid killbots.
>>746503205You are tranny-coded
>>746504705You could remove literally everyone but Marines, Guard, and Chaos and ultimately notbing would change.
>>74650470540k is satire, kid. Of course you can't take the sisters out of the game
>>746504359Slaanesh isn't lust so much as he is excess. Imperials fuck all the time, its how they get bodies for the meat grinder. Slaanesh isn't going to take interest in every person that sleeps around.
>>746504359>they would have an extreme pressure to repress themselves, but they would probably try to have fun in other waysThat's hot.
>>746504705Not true actually because they're SUPPOSED to be a foil to Space Marines and direct confirmation that the Emperor IS real and DOES have power and DOES grant blessings, but specifically not to Imperial Guard and Space Marines, because he's a cunt and you're a retard for being Christian (unless you're a girl I guess?)>>7465049121d4chan (or its mirrors, RIP: 1d6chan.miraheze.org 2d4chan.org) will be perfect for you. It's a whale of a time reading here.>>746505050After playing Space Marine 2 I actually managed to find some pretty neat depth with Tyranids, of all races, but goyim are goyim and dismiss the notion on sight.But honestly in terms of plot yeah they could easily go, since the "Daemons of Malus" theory isn't true.
>>746485595They have some interesting machines
>>746503339>ackshually penitent engines are from the ecclesiarchyAckshually, they originate from Nostramo so they are extra heretical!
>>746505336>After playing Space Marine 2 I actually managed to find some pretty neat depth with Tyranids, of all raceWhat the fuck are you talking about, anon? You figured out that eating everything and being a big dumb asshole is fun?
>>746504359Slaanesh isn't lust, its excess and decadence, you can cum in moderation and be safe, and you can do comedy, dance, and athleticism in obsessive excess and fall into Slaanesh territory with those as well.
>>746504359Retards don't understand 40k and spam their tradcuckstian EVERYTHING IS SLAANESH memes because they're retards. Fucking and having sexual attraction does not feed it. You begin to feed Slaanesh, when you start to device machines that will do fucking for you in the most excessive manner and then strap yourself into that machine to feed infinite orgasms into your brain, you will then mutate a larger, more sensitive body, that will allow you to move anywhere, while carrying that machine inside of yourself, or on your back and become a massive pile of flesh that is cumming non stop and crawling around to stuff more people into it because such is the will of the prince of excess.That is being Slaaneshi.
>>746505259>>746506356That kind of makes Slannesh lame.I mean if everything in moderation is fine, then just being a well-adjusted adult will keep it away.I guess Slannesh would only want anything to do with obsessives of a trade, drug addicts, and autists who do 1 thing to an extreme and nothing else.
>>746506502>I mean if everything in moderation is fine, then just being a well-adjusted adult will keep it away.Exactly correct. Now ask yourself how many well adjusted adult individuals exist in the Imperium.
>>746506593I'd say over 50% honestly. Maybe 60-90% depending on the world.Disfunction scaled up is just civilizational destruction. There's a level of normalcy that would need to be maintained in order to having something like the Imperium in the first place.
>>746506502>That kind of makes Slannesh lame.> mean if everything in moderation is fineYes, anon. The point is intention. What are you tithing yourself to? If you fuck in the name of the Emperor you might give a little coom energy to Slaneesh but the majority goes to him to be empowered versus the goon gauntlet Slaneeshi worshipers go through every single day. Even Khorn acknowledges the blood letting everyone does but many civilizations have grown weary to Khorns jackassery so they ensure that the Emperor's name is yelled out before the slaughter to ensure that the emperor gets the biggest tide while Khorn gets the scraps. The only two assholes who really get ahead are Tzeentch and Nurgle because it is very hard to avoid those two.
>>746506483A further example would be a musician that is so obsessed with music, that he lives and breathes it and seems to be only at his best when he performs for an audience and the quality of his live performances is such that his audience is spellbound for the duration of it and as they leave it, they begin to long to hear that music again and gradually develop a physical dependency on being exposed to those sounds. Turns out the musician was a Slaaneshi cultist and he spread the corruption to those in attendance by performing multiple times in the same city and managing to avoid pre-performance sanctification rites because administratum-infiltrated cultists delayed or misdirected the ecclesiarchy that was supposed to be there to prevent such a thing from happening. There's a reason why they have fucking purity seals over everything, it's so that demon possessed fucks trying to touch it would instantly become noticed.
>>746506739>>746506749Man this makes the 40k universe way less threatening. I mean, all I have to do is avoid murder, being obsessive, bathing, and not making plans-within-plans and I can avoid all of that shit.I bet some parts of the Imperium are actually pretty nice. Just like real life, a place can be a Utopia or Dystopia depending on your class.
>>746506502>being a well-adjusted adult will keep it away.No, it won't. Being a well-adjusted adult leaves you just as vulnerable as anyone else. Only faith in the Emperor will keep it away. And I mean actual faith. Praying, flagellation, sacrifices in his name, inscribed and blessed religious symbols. Your hypothetical "reasonable adult" is an open vector for possession.
>>746507009>>746507026Chaos gods seek to spread their influence, so if you do nothing to stave it off, you will succumb to it. Realistically only the Emperor can stave it off, or maybe the Necron Pylons.
>>746506502>That kind of makes Slannesh lameWell yeah, she's an Eldar god. They all suck.
>>746507009>Man this makes the 40k universe way less threatening.Scale that idea up to a million worlds, that may or may not fall to chaos, and understand the reasoning why chaos is still so able to gain a threshold in planets and be so strong as it is after millions of years.
>>746487280I don't remember what any of those are except terminators.
>>746506712>Disfunction scaled up is just civilizational destructionAnd now you know why Chaos is so dangerous to society.
>>746507009Ok but now remember these chaos forces are ACTIVELY HUNTING PEOPLE DOWN.And you have ancient terminator like skeletons, zergs, BDSM elves and fucking 12-25 feet tall fucking ORCS praying for your downfall and they're all also actively hunting you down
>check out the RepentiaI bet they made new ones and they aren't that sexo, kek
>>746507009>I bet some parts of the Imperium are actually pretty nice.Most imperial worlds are indeed classed as civilized worlds (roughly equivalent to current-day Earth - normal, mundane, no notable happenings, often even things like the existence of aliens is doubted by the majority of the populace, the world just pays its taxes and keeps on spinning), as opposed to the wide variety of hellholes such as forge, death, hive, mining or prison worlds.>Man this makes the 40k universe way less threatening. You do not understand the threat of chaos corruption. Every city on our Earth right now has at least hundreds, more likely thousands of homeless. They already have nothing to lose, so should a cultist or daemon promise some homeless guy the intelligence to maneuver himself into or out of any situation or position he may want, or a permanently youthful and strong body, or the strength of body and will to get revenge on those that wronged him or offend him, or a renewal of his drug-and-despair shredded senses so he may never be bored again, or anything in between - why would that homeless guy refuse? And that really is all chaos needs, a foothold, to start spreading - first to the dregs of society that will accept it willingly, then those that can be turned by force or threat, until eventually you have a sea of howling cultists with increasing numbers of full daemons and daemonhosts breaking through desperate police and army checkpoints to kill all remaining unbelievers and give the world over to Chaos, so its corruption may then spread to other worlds and systems. It's perfectly capable of starting positively, only to inevitably descend to the most extreme aspects of their chosen deity.That's not to mention criminals, lunatics, uncontrolled psykers, corrupt nobles and the like, all of which have a multitude of ways to succumbing to their darkest desires or fears and damning all around them.
>>746507009>>746509107Oh and if you survive/avoid all this you might just die to some random imperium bullshit, there's stuff like the Grey knights which are essentially space marine demon hunters BUT since chaos spreads like wildfire even if they save your country or planet from chaos they still kill every single person on it to avoid any chance of chaos coming back.Or more likely is that you're just born in a hive city, overcrowded megalithic cities built on top of cities built on top of older cities where your existence is 100 times worse than an African kid in a war area.Literally the only guaranteed cozy lives in the setting for humans are for the 0.000000001% that get to do something like being a Rogue Trader
>>746509346Of course, and theyre one of the most hated and least sold figures in the entire game, doubly so compared to the old ones.Being prudes is ACTIVELY costing GW money.
>>746489619tranny gooners latch onto them
>>746507009The other anons are being dramatic faggots. It's true that chaos is dangerous because above all it is infectious. It twists your mind so if you get exposed to it, even just see its signs you'll get curious and tempted to delve deeper and deeper. BUT the galaxy is massive and actual chaos is so fucking rare that its existence is a secret on a need to know basis. 99.999% of humanity will never even hear of chaos let alone be anywhere near it.
>>746510009The problem is there's way more issues than chaos, including your fellow men
>>746510068On the fringes, yes. Before the rupture most of the imperium was chill aside from the bureaucracy. Fellow men are always an issue, that's no different today.
>>746510309It's ultimately a numbers game and under that you'd be born into a hive city more likely than not
I'm so fucking mad that Primaris have become the face of 40k. Even fan artists use them now instead of proper Space Marines.
>>746491878I was told they only exist to lose and die horribly. sounds like gw has a ryona fetish
>>746510454Which are exaggerated versions of todays cities with their own diverse pool of upper, lower and middle classes.
>>746493193tourist.
>>746510617Exaggerated is putting it mildly, even some of the worst cyberpunk cities don't get close, the majority is in the lower levels and you're not even seeing the sun in there
>>746510759>the majority is in the lower levels and you're not even seeing the sun in thereCan't miss what you don't know. Humans are quite adaptable and will quickly accept things as just another aspect of life. I'm not making the argument that life is pleasant in the imperium. Living in the modern western world of 20-30 years ago is definitely preferable. But it's also not like everyone gets punched in the balls every few steps they take by the mandatory ballcrusher9000 belt. Like you could also say how horrible earth is because the numbers game will put you into india.
>>746491878Reminds me of the retarded ending of the ammunition episode from The Tithes.
>put nuns in a mecha suit>make the most powerful unit in current 40k TT
>>746511713The mecha suit also tortures the nun to death
>>746511868No not that one, the other one.
>>746504359The entire thing about Chaos is that it cannot be defeated because it is the dark side of human (and other sentients) nature reflected in the warp. As long as people derive pleasure from deviancy or partake a bit too much of earthly delights, Slaanesh will exist and be empowered. As long as man is wrathful and seeks to use violence to solve his problems, Khorne will be pleased and empowered. As long as we fear death and despair in the face of the circumstances that life thrusts upon us, Nurgle will be empowered. And as long as there are people willing to enact the change they want to see in the world, good or bad, Tzeentch will be smiling and empowered.The truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
>>746510569Good. Primaris>>>>manlet marines
>>746510569dohohoho get rekt
Give one sound argument on how CHADmaris are bad and manletborns are cooler
>>746493150>SoB are a male gaze, lesbian, bdsm, fetishnun, porn factionYeah, they're naturally a very pulpy and exploitative-esque faction purely on aesthetic.
I just want to play as Chaos
>>746512463Holy fuck those weapon proprotions and perspectives look like shit. Almost as bad as the official artist who makes bolters paper thin.
>>746512654
>>746512564>no defiler
>>746512768Did hitler do this?
>>746492172total Tau nigger death
>>746512564Same.Also fuck me that's alotta slime green.
>>746512469Same as the Amazons from Fantasy
>>746485784>Character/faction is ugly >Obviousy for troons>Character/faction is hot >Troon gooner faction>Character faction uses any kind of augmentation >Must be the troonsTarannoids are all over but it doesn't meant the fuckers own everything.
>>746485595i like that they are so zealous that they make space marines look like atheists. just dont care for the tranny stuff retconned in later down the line.
>play kill team>actually enjoy playing it more than regular 40k>won't bankrupt me to play different teams
sex with xenos
>>746513796Girlyman...
Witchcraft, heresy, and mutation!
>>746513796this except selena agna
would you a beastwoman
>>746514668I would.Shoot it, that is.
>>746514807
>>746514668UUUUUGGGGHHH SSSEEEEXXX
>>746514668I hate the trannyfication of the Warhammer franchise
>>746514962
>>746494769The fuck, I was waiting for that mod to show up in there but still can't see it. Searching the channels gives me nothing either.
>>746514907>Noooo! You cannot uphold the tone of the setting! You must coom and make a joke of it!No.
>>746515350If you cared about the "integrity of 40k" then you wouldn't be a Christofascist. Warhammer = Wokehammer since 1979.I'm totally sure that those BASED English corporate millionaires in Nottingham genuinely support Catholic Fascism and don't just pander to you the most because you're their most loyal goycattle.
>>746514668noI do hope Imperial beastmen and stuff show up in stuff, but that's because I think Abhuman and how the Imperium views them is underdeveloped
>>746515731Everything that isn't Ultramarines is underdeveloped. I hate Christians so fucking much.
>>746514668
>>746514668Maybe
>>746515769Space Marines in general are overdeveloped it's not just an Ultrmarine issue.The Inquisition as well, since they have had multiple side games and book series dedicated to them at this point
>>746516071>>746515143>>746514668https://youtu.be/m0J9X54QaS0?t=36
>>746514668https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcMjjiWTLk
What prevents Space Marine players from getting jumped? Lack of anonymity making them flaccid?
>>746517727What prevents me, a random human in bumfuck nowhere, from shooting a sister of battle weapon off, kidnap her and repeatedly impregnate her nonstop?
SoB are cringe when they aren't hot white haired babes in tight power armor
>>746515731Used to be playable but got removed.Un-universe it's because the Inquisition persuaded the Lord Commander and other high-ranking military guys to not recruit them and Beastmen are now fearing over their abhuman status.
>>746517304I miss those days.
>>746520743If GW weren't the laziest most boringest people ever then this would logically lead into a Beastmen uprising and would be nice to see the messaging but that won't happen because GW and their goycattle will forget they even exist.Not to mention the fact that Beastmen being Chaos-only again is *still* boring compared to them being Imperial citizens and even soldiers.
>>746520908I do think the recent games and wave of new people have put a bigger spotlight in stuff other than space marines, the next owlcat RPG for example seems to have a kroot girl as the main waifu which is histerical for an inquisition game while the ROGUE TRADER game gets random humans.
>>746520908As much as I dislike current day 40K, I'd like to see Guilliman overriding all these shitty things and reinstate the Beastmen back into the Imperial Guard justifying that the Inquisition trying to take away one of the reasons of their existence (originally the Beastmen fought in IG armies to atone for their extreme mutations) and simply pushing them further into the hands of Chaos.Guilliman reinforcing the old Beastmen status would allow for playable Beastmen.When will that happen? Who knows?But non-Chaos Beastmen would be fun.For now we have only one named Imperial Beastman bounty hunter character for Necromunda.
>>746521183This is basically a guarantee because the new rift basically forces them to use whatever they can, and with a new edition it all lines up.
>>746521140>the next owlcat RPG for example seems to have a kroot girl as the main waifuHoly fucking shit YES
>>746521520She's called Ra'akhti the inedible, and shes front and center in the cover and is the character with the collectors edition figure which always means main waifu with the most content and shilling.Devs were also jacking off about their crazy romances in the game so its all but guaranteed.Her voice is also pure sexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICEGfIgz9k0
>>746521520>>746521965Forgot the oficial art pic
>>746485784I thought that was the Emperor's Children?
>>746520743>Used to be playable but got removed.Yes, back in Rogue Trader, this was almost 40 years ago now
>>746485595Yes, and they're not. One of the main consistent complaints about them in the books tends to be the exact opposite; they're written to be too driven by emotions and a desire to be martyr'd, or lust for violence. Ie they tend to be written as "guy writes a crazy chick he wants to crush his cock" sort of thing.Otherwise, they're literally already playable in that one FPS recently, and would generally just play how the zealot does in Darktide, except with more expensive gear and probably a lower power level since DT characters are bullshit overpowered for no reason.The last sister I read was the one in the girlyman blight trilogy who wasn't autistic at all, and even nearly killed a sister of silence out of sheer butthurt after her amazing battle plan of "shit myself, beg for her to stop, shit myself, lose, compare her to other things and realizes she's scarier, shit myself, shit myself again, beg some more" didn't work and she had to be rescued by that one loli psyker. Very non-autistic reaction overall.
>>746494796>Making them way stronger than guardsmenThe bog standard regiments perhaps. The super speshul regiments of supposedly normal guard can pull out some weapons grade bullshit. See; a Lucifer Black wounding a primarch. Even a bitchmade primarch like Alpharius is still a fucking primarch.
>>746523389Lucifer Blacks are pretty much the Custodes of the Imperial Guard
>>746520853neva 4get>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr_9fjhnKCk
>>746522841They were also in-universe a thing post RT-era.Then the whole Inquisition stuff happened.>>746523537Now I'm missing them even more now.
good breeding material
>>746523389I was talking about generic one bro. A named canoness managed to kill a fucking hive tyrant.
I have a chip on my shoulder about kroot due to a horrifically obscure piece of fluff written to justify a rule for a forgotten kroot merc army list in index xenos.
>>746515589Don't you guys argue for death of the author whenever it benefits you? Still salty over JK Rowling telling you that YWNBAW?
>>746518083>The 30 other sisters with their fingers on the triggers of their heavy eviscerators. >the sisters power armor which would probably let her punch a hole through your chest with her bare hands>the imperial faith which tells you they're basically saints chosen by the emperor.
Reminder to all anons: Battle sisters are just your muscle wheyfu with unlimited funding for all the best gear because church be rich yo. They are there to kick ass for the god-emperor and not be fapbait. Also the holy trinity is cool as shit yo and I will NEVER, EVER put plasma pistols in my army.
>in a setting where you can actually pray the daemon gay away>some anons get mad about girls on the battlefieldThere are all female guard regiments. Hell there are all female penal legions because bitches be whack but a good arm should never go to waste.
I love an army with a core of power-armored warriors supported by hordes of crazed fanatic chaff that gain magical powers by praying really hard
>>746524275>There are female
>>746524323I too love orks
>>746492472Who spends their time learning how to actually get good at miniature model painting...only to do it for a bunch of gay flags?
>>746489619>Trannies decided they like <thing>>Therefore, you aren't allowed to like <thing>Don't expect any level of thinking higher than that around here, dude.
>>746523510Still a normal humie barring the lack of transhuman dread thing. If it comes down to melee scraps then I can accept the idea of something like an Eversor assassin fucking up an Astartes’ day since those things are more drug than person at that point, but that’s as far as I can stretch my belief.>>746523637Hive tyrants are the Avatar of Khaines of the nids at this point. They’re trotted out to die and give someone a super special moment.
>>746509884>least soldproof?if you want your sisters army to do any damage you pretty much have to buy these along with paragon warsuits and vahl
>>746524501The french.
>>746524628Repentia only become good in the penitent detachment. Vahl & mates is broken as fuck though as even at over 400 points they'll kill anything in the game between shooting and assault.
>>746524526
>>746524501Seeing as the end goal is to make chuds here mad I can respect the effort to become good at a thing only troll your enemies.
>>746504359>Slannesh exists so would having an orgasm potentially bring demons closer to inhabiting the world?Doesn't work like that
>>746524135melta'd xis ass
>>746494309>Between Guard and Marines in strength (though much closer to Guard)>Summon magic faith powers>Basically impossible to corrupt by Chaos or xenos stuff, unlike Guard (very easy) and marines (slightly more difficult)
>>746524628The fact that people were mad when they were part of any box and even today you can find a shitton of big sets on sprues on ebay for half their retail price, I remember people buying sister boxes and always tossing aside/selling the repentia.You're also grossly overestimating the amount of people buying minis to play competitively, not to mention they were also quite ass for a long time.Meanwhile the old repentia are going for like 250 dollars for a handful
>>746524135If you don't believe in death of the author then you know I'm right and are doing an even more desperate form of whataboutism.>>746524908If you think I'm a tranny then why would you address me by neo-pronouns as a form of insult?Are Christians capable of using their fucking brains? Do they even have any?
>I am angry about my primarch's father being an asshole literally 10000 years ago>Let's shit up the galaxy for everyone, including ourselvesThis is how stupid Chaos is.
>>746525406So let me get this straight.>You don't believe in death of the author>You hate christians>You hate the guys behind Warhammer>You hate that the setting panders to christians>The only thing keeping you barely clinging to the last threads of sanity is your spiteful belief that the pandering is insincereOh, boy. I'm not gonna open this can of worms. You do you.
>>746525186nta, I agree, new Repentia are a big let down. The direction they went with looked as if the designers were too cowardly to attempt something edgier. Something like picrel hits all the marks for me.
>>746525729I'm sure plenty of CSM would quit Chaos if they could, but it's like a gang you can't leave even if you literally die. Some of them didn't even have a choice to begin with, like the Rubric Marines who all got turned to dust by their psyker glowniggers.
>>746525897See this is basically perfect for me, I'd like just a slightly bit more skin and the masks tho>coomerNot even, it's just way more stylish and it's based on the IRL people doing this penitence ages ago and part of that was wearing a shitty rag that barely covered you.If the minis aren't fun, striking and interesting why bother? That's why people hate the new repentia, theyre just random gym thots with sticks.
>>746491878>2011+37989>Not knowing how spiteful and cruel female hierarchy isshiggyinus
>>746525897>Something like picrel hits all the marks for me.Eh, the leather is too thick. Repentia are supposed to be sisters who've fallen from grace and are basically going on suicide missions for redemption. They are roughly the 40k equivalent of dwarves taking the slayers oath. They don't need to be naked, but as far as covering goes, the shit needs to exude "we have afforded you fuck all for protection, even from the elements".
>>746484830Too bad they wouldn't make the like this
>>746521520>>746521965>>746522057Based
>>746512469this, I like SoBs because they're sexy ladies in armor, you don't need to justify it
