The last summer vidya thread of 2026..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oYv_mcpJxY
>>746485604Just played that game again recently and there were so many shines that were very barebones.I like the red coin levels as a farewell stroll through the area, but it doesn't really build to any challenge. Even the final area was less so challenging and more patience testing to slowly circle that boat around to get all the blue coins.
>>746485604this setting was so fucking kino
>>746485604FFX Summer is almost overFFIX Fall is about to start
why don't we get summer games like this anymore?
>>746486893because summer sucks now because soilennials made everything lame. Because of millennial faggots, summer is associated with hipster whistling songs, and when it comes to an end y'all gather around a campfire wearing your metrosexual scarves singing >STOMP>CLAP>HEYSummer used to be about going to the beach, having sex, and buying ice cream.
>>746487002Damn this gramp is crashing out over a scene that happened 15 years ago
>>746486893Games like this require a certain amount of optimism, naivete, and hope for the future, all of which were destroyed by the globalization of the internet and social media
>>746487002>Summer used to be about going to the beach, having sex, and buying ice cream.You can still do all of those th- you can still do two of those things.
>>746487454>go to the beach>it's lame and gay>have ice cream>it's lame and gay>have sex
>>746487454Everyone will laugh at my body hair if I go the beach. That's literally the only thing keeping me away.
>>746488756never been to a spa before?
>>746488756Just shave?
>>746488756Then shave?
Right before Twilight Princess season
>>7464856042/3 of September is still summer.
>>746485604Summer ends september 21th
>I completely wasted my summer again>it was my last summer before becoming a wizardI don't want summer to end....
>>746488756Get a body shaver. I got one for $16 because it helps lower the body heat with less hair all around during the summer.
>>746489868how fat are you if you need to shave to feel less hot?
>>746489081>>746489385I thought it's considered gay to shave your body... Or am I trippin' lol?
>>746489868Then get a home hair removal gun and do it once a week right after you shave
>>746489937Fat would mean the hair follicles are spread out more, I'm guessing he's really hairy, I used to be pretty hairy.
>>746489943Well, if you completely shave your entire body then you'll get some weird looks unless you're very fit, because it just makes you look like a gay twinkIf you just leave it completely unkempt then it's unhygienic and gross unless you're fit and large which puts you in daddy fetish zone which is bisexualYou just gotta trim it and maintain it so it's not completely wild
>>746489943If you think body hair is so manly and straight, why are you afraid of letting people see it?
>>746488756You do realize you don't have to go topless at the beach, right? Or that you don't have to shave yourself all the way?
>>746489943you need to talk to real people more often, retard-kun.
What games should I play during the fall?
>>746490356Mountain of Faith
>>746489937nta but i have enough chest hair that if i wear a white tshirt, hair strands push through the shirt and i look like a hedgehogi can spill water on my stomach and not get wetsome of us are practically gorillas
What's the "better" beach orientation? In my mind the sea is always on the left and the beach is always on the right, even when I'm at the beach IRL I always end up focusing on the right so the sea (and the west) are on my left
>>746490356Elden Ring is incredibly fall-coded
>>746489730>21th
>>746486893Summer went from bearable if not a slight nerd/fatty repellent to being actively the most lethal, insufferable season, especially in the places that actually make games. You need to be an uber normalfag to not hate current year Summer, or still get your holidays around that season and only that season, but at this point it's the holidays you like, not Summer.
>>746485604Shit game.
>>746491253WOOOOOOOOW
>>746491202I used to love summer but now I just can't stand it anymore.Same weight as I've always been, dunno if I'm just getting old or if the Earth is dying
>Fall vidyaludoDeath StrandingThe WitcherWOW ClassicLeft 4 DeadDark SoulsElden RingsMetal Gear Solid 1Resident Evil
>>746491253Pigroach is right about this one though. You go from hanging on a wall and pressing B to punch, to climbing on the ceiling where B now flings you off the ceiling and A punches upwards. Completely reverses the controls for no reason in a way nobody would ever predict.
noone tried bugsnaxsadface
>>746491956>mgs1>fall
>>746485604There's still 22 more days of summer.
>>746490874That's the 3st most embarrassing post ever.>>746492114Depends on where you live. Wisconsin has snowstorms in May.
Congratulations to everyone who joined at the start of summer, you are now officially oldfags.
>>746492043Heaven forbid they try something new
>>746491506Out of curiosity I checked the archives for my childhood city in the 90s and 2000s. Days above 90F (which is still a perfectly fine Summer day if it's not humid as shit) happened maybe two times a month on Summer on average. It's not just me being a pussy about it. Maybe it's not as bad where you live.
>>746492576What gets me is how the colors changed, I remember summer being yellow and blue and green, now it's fucking white
>>746485604Isle Delfino...home...
https://youtu.be/uVCAnYTkyIo
>>746496425gotta get on that real shit senpaihttps://youtu.be/ivxV6WcsSP8
>>746486893sorry anon, our summer vacations ended in 2006. after pic related happened they banned summer themed games.
>>746491202>>746491506this summer wasnt really bad. it was colder than usual in fact.
summer isn't over until September 21st
>>746496561bro you can't just post that shitGOOD SUMMER VIBES ONLY