>Did I just do that? I did not just do that. I just moved shit with my mind. I just moved shit with my mind. I just moved shit with my freaking mind! Yeah, okay! That is something I do now. I do magic, talk to sentient cuffs, kill jacked-up beasts. You know what? I'll probably fly next. Oh, that's too far? Good to know there's a line. Did you not just see me take out that gnarly beast? Oh, bring it! You mangled monsters!
>>746487852Goddamnit Frey, I’m not giving you another HDMI
>>746487852Whedon speak was mean to be a joke at first. The whole humor was that Buffy was a California Stacy Cheerleader, who also was a super hero, so she carried over her bimbo mindset and dialogue into the story. But then this just became the default for milennial writers. For some god damn reason they have spent over a decade trying to make a video game with the same tone as Guardians of the Galaxy. They LOVED that movie. It was a modest hit, sure, but they act like it was the 2nd coming.
>>746487852if this game had some japanese schoolgirl as the protag and literally everything else was completely identical down to the last bit of code, everyone would be calling this a 9/10 masterpiece.
>>746488671Yeah because everyone loved Silent Hill F right you fucking muppet?
>>746488671Anon, I would actually have tried out the game (even with the dogshit writing) if they made the MC actually look like Ella Bazinga. That's how low the bar was to make this game succeed
>>746488671>everyoneyou'd have weeaboos endlessly white knighting it and having the odd circlejerk, but that's about it.Everyone else would still laugh at it. Besides, the dialogue would be even more egregious if a Japanese schoolgirl was saying it.
>>746488329GotG was absolutely not a modest hit, it was a breakout hit. Did so well they let Gunn make two sequels and they gave the new DC universe to him just because of it. Ironically, despite its popularity affecting the rest of the MCU and other media so heavily with terrible millennial writing, even the first GOTG movie has its quiet and emotional moments that really work. That scene where Peter and Gamora bond over shitty childhoods and music is great.
>>746488980>Muh 80's music sloppa
>>746489076Peter and Gamora have good chemistry and I'm a sucker for sappy 80s love songs, sue me.
>>746488737yes everyone except a few /v/ spergs that keep posting about how much they hate it because its not "muh japanese kawaii submissive dollru!"
>>746488807>Everyone else would still laugh at itWhy, there's nothing to laugh at other than ugly characters. In terms of gameplay it's just a better version of Hogwarts which is apparently beloved. And it looks and runs great>but muh storyAgain, Hogwarts is widely beloved
>>746488980The GOTG game is so good man, didn't expect it to not be slop
>>746489143>everyone except a few /v/ spergs6.7 user rating on Metacritic says otherwise.
>>746488671Same for AC Shadows. If they put in some random ass whitey like Nioh 2, it would have been celebrated as a 9.5/10 ant the best AC game ever made by /v/.
>>746488671It's the type of shit i'd see in a final fantasy or even kingdom hearts game which is fine but when you add a black person do it i can only think of how ghetto they are
>>746489163You know you could make a separate thread rather than trying to transparently derail this one
>>746489226oh you mean the section where nobody that actually plays any games automatically review bombs anything with a nigger because of a "culture war" which is just the cover story for racism?
>>746488671No that kinda quirky, quippy, sardonic dialect isnt tolerated anywhere. You act like people like Star-Lord or other characters that do it. It only worked with Tony Stark because he intended to be an obnoxious asshole, but now when everyone acts like this it just makes things worse.
>>746489295Well it seems there's a lot of exceptions to this "everyone" narrative then, doesn't it? Silent Hill F has had contentious reception since its release. The stupid extended hitstop Soulslite combat, for example, has been widely mocked; even setting aside the le strong independent womenz commentary.
>>746489462Imagine arguing with post-unironic zoomied who actually believe racism is the only reason someone can dislike a game and not an engineered feature of an intentionally crap release.
>>746489143The most common complaint is it's not Silent Hill, no need to spew bullshit.
>>746489645>is the only reasonnice strawman, retard. and for someone like you to do it so blatantly, for you that is almost certainly the case
>game has black protag>opens with her in court for theft>not long after she steals again
>>746489265You know you could have an argument instead of just giving up like that. Why even show up to 4chan if you're going to run away once an argument begins
>>746487852why are burger devs like this
>>746490173Doesn't she rescue her shoes instead of her cat from a fire or something
>>746490173>>746490269Despite being desperately poor, she has a collection of rare and expensive sneakers that she could easily sell to pay rent and find a real job. She just chooses not to. Because she's BLACK.
>>746490269Pretty sure the entire concern is just the money burning up. The rest comes second.
>>746490337What is it with people and shoes? You have all these retards with like 20+ pairs, and then there's women that have like 30 pairs of identical looking sandals, it's lame as fuck. How about you just have a normal pair of shoes and maybe some boots on the side instead?
>>746490235You're still here? You already conceded by deflecting.No need to do it again
>>746490534For men? It's marketing. That's it. Mike convinced generations (!) of brown and brown-adjacent men that shoes were important because millionaire basketballers wore them sometimes. For women, it's a "just in case" situation because they might need them for a very specific occasion or outfit, plus women are natural hoarders.
>>746490534For women, it's the same reason they have so many outfits and shit, they want to accessorizeFor "people" (niggers): It's a signifier of wealth so they spend 90% of their money on them even while poor
>>746490624>MikeThis still works even though I meant "Nike". Michael Jordan was also involved, and there was even a whole movie about his fucking shoes (Like Mike).
>>746490624Meanwhile i'm wearing a hole on the inside of my shoes, and i still wear them because shoe shopping fucking sucks. I can't imagine how stupid one has to be to blow hundreds of dollars on this shit.
>>746489295>no but it didn't happen>no but that doesn't matter>no that doesn't countKill your fucking self you disingenuous piece of shit
>>746490712They don't buy them to wear them. A family friend's kid was a "sneakerhead/hypebeast" and despite living at home, he spent his entire paycheck from Subway on limited edition sneakers that he displayed in his room. Still had multiple girlfriends, by the way.
>>746490745cope
>>746490269The house she's squatting in is burning down, and instead of grabbing the bag of money beside her before going to find her cat you're forced to leave it there and go and find the cat, then there's a cutscene where she looks back at the money (now on fire) and goes NOOOOO HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN or something like that.And yeah she's poor but she has several pairs of expensive sneakers. She's a sneakerhead.
>>746489295>Immediately proven wrong>Doubles down on being a retardJust learn how to shut the fuck up
>>746490745>>746490989uhoh melty
>>746488980>GotG was absolutely not a modest hit, iOh, it made money of course, and with inflation it's just over 1 billion dollars box office. But The Oddyssy made 1.4 billion and I do not expect all video games to try to emualte that for the next decade.What I'm saying is that GotG was disproportionately influential, probably because it's like the Platonic Ideal of what a Millennial wants from their media, and they went and made a whole slew of games inspired by it both tonally and stylistically. They would ahve also gotten approval from the higher ups based on GotG's box office numbers to do this as well.The talking Rat thing from God of War Ragnarok is copied right from GotG.GotG is the perfect snarky comedic action story that millennials wanted, but it isn't what kids wanted, and not what most gamers wanted.
>>746487852I'd let her in
>>746493285You've been robbed I fear
>>746487852Her cat's name is HomerLike Homer Simpson
>>746490578Comparison is not deflection, dumbass. Deflection would sound like this>oh you have an argument? well I'll nitpick random words in your post and I'll make the argument about that insteadSo what you're doing right now
>>746489462>Silent Hill F has had contentious reception since its releaseWhy do you keep bringing up another game that was bombed by culture warriors?
>>746488329>Whedon speak was mean to be a joke at firstHave you ever watched Firefly? It clearly isn't.
>>746487852can i get the sex dialogue version?
>>746490269>>746490856The more i hear about this game the more i'm glad it crashed and burned
>>746493848It even has her go "no time for that, I need to find my cat!" if you try to pick it up, it's laughable.The oneyplays guys did a video or two on it, it's laughably bad to the point that you have to seriously question how anyone thought the game was going to sell.
>>746487852I'm fond of this very specific version of Frey that people post on /v/ where she shows up at your door with pizza and wants to spend her time being autistic with youIt's kind of like that Mass Effect Andromeda girl, I seem to have an immense soft spot for completely retarded women
>>746493285>has several pairs of expensive sneakers>barefootIt's like pottery
>>746490269>>746490856this sounds like ghetto kino
>>746493517yeah but firefly was good
>>746494130It's isekai except the main character is an annoying black woman who is constantly antagonistic and snarky towards everyone and all the characters are ugly as sin.
>>746494130Maybe for the first 10 minutes of the game, afterwards it's just literally dialogue like OP
>>746494070Because they lack the malice of a regular woman
>>746493517I said at first, because the context for Whedon-speak is the original Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Buffy is a popular valley girl in that, so the whole joke is valley girl super hero, but she still talks like a ditzy valley girl.The tv show changed things - now Buffy is a nobody and a mousey little thing so the dynamics changed, but they kept the humorous dialogue because it was popular. Firefly kept the style.But the initial impetus on Whedon was a humorous contrast between a serious story and a valleygirl. The original movie really is "Chad and Stacy vs. the vampires".
>>746487852>Did I just do that? I did not just do that. I just squirted with my pussy. I just squirted with my pussy. I just squirted with my freaking pussy! Yeah, okay! That is something I do now.
>>746494691LOL
>>746494691Was this on Randy Pitchford's USB drive?
>>746487852Frey needs more r34
>>746495658He liked them a bit younger
