>washed up old hag>look her up>she's 28
shut up 30yo boomer
>>746501974this one and the teacher with the massive sweater puppies are the only good things to come out of that "game"
>>746501974Wonder is like 16, so yeah, she's a hag for him. Also japanese culture>>746502872Miyu and Riko are perfect
>>746501974People in their 40s thinking they are young and calling teenagers children should be considerate a mental illness or at least delusion. Over 25 is old, stop lying to yourself.
>>746504064You have to be 18+ to post here kiddo
25 is old. you're past your peak of fluid IQ and creativity. there's no potential left. you pretty much know exactly what you want, what your strengths and weaknesses are, and what kinds of jobs you are capable of working for the rest of your life. you make the terrible discovery that all the people you meet are copies of the ones you first met in your childhood. every relationship is the same. same clever lines, fun facts, conversation points, stories. people younger than you are becoming millionaires, creating masterpieces, defining their own generation. you're far past the point where you can delude yourself of some great talent or purpose being uncovered. learning is more difficult. there's no time to do anything exciting. if you try to get into a hobby, sport, or competitive game then you're competing with people who have better reflexes, nothing to do but practice, and a brain that's pretty much designed to sponge up all information they can get their hands on. the greatest periods for art.
>>746504362to live is to be dynamic, fluid, adaptable. to constantly morph, see the world is different ways, discover patterns, challenge yourself to change. people past their mid twenties are mentally and physiologically crystalized and decaying. in that sense your first true death happens on your 25th birthday. if you can't see new patterns in the world, or develop new knowledge, then what are you even looking at or thinking about? their reality is a crystal house where every surface is a false mirror reflecting some distortion of themselves.
>>746501974I'm 28 and I feel like a washed up old fart. Like 24+ is old age.
>>746504893>bro is 28
>ITT
>>746504989There's a lot of pseudoscience that anons love to peddle as an excuse for why they shouldn't even try to do anything anymore. It's very sad.
Shiggy was 33 when he created Mario. We have time left.
>>746506304He was also Japanese, so in American years he was like 16
How to get 28yo hag gf irl?
I remember thugs in Yakuza 0 calling Kiryu an old man when he's like 20
>at the age where hag characters in vidya are now younger than me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KRpna3yA80
>>746504064anything over "teen" is old, 20 is old
>>746507965Me under the table being smothered under all of their feet
>>746501974>hag>character is 28 years old>tallest person in the game>character is 5'10>jacked>character is a dyelJapan is weird
>>746504362*just for youBecause youre depressed. Its never too late you know?
>>74650796557 GET
>>746501974haghag, japen
>>746501974>almost half your ageWhat great note to end my weekend on
>>746507965Would fertilize the last remaining eggs of these hags
>>746501974>ID in the bottom rightIs this the P5 gacha?
>>746507965Perfection
>>746509781yes
>>746510167That's a game that I hope will EOS and they eventually rerelease the whole thing as a single player game later on.
>>746510221that would be nice
Is there actually a Persona game hidden inside P5X? Like does it have a full beginning to end plot
>>746510221I don't. I want my P4 collab and roll for Rise.
>>746508234When you realize that the ideal male form in Japan is a 5'3" effeminate fuck boy it starts to make sense
>>746507965imagine them pre-surgeries and without the filter
>>746505614my excuse for why I shouldn't even try to do anything anymore is the fact that I'm 5'5''
>>746501974Women hit the wall at 14 after all.
>>746504064>tfw I try to call myself middle aged at 25-30>everyone around me both young and old tries to tell me I'm youngI feel like once you have kids and people say congrats instead of panicking, you count as middle aged tbqh.
>>746511378It has an actual plot but it isn't finished yet
Phantom X is not canon
>>746515610well yeah obviously its an alternate universe or something like that
>>746507965Rollin
>>746504362at 25 you are supposed to realize that competitive hobbies, sport and vidya are extremely cringe and not worth even a moment of your time though
>>746504064You're already a boomer at 23.
>>746504064But also if you start balding in high school you are already unc status.
>>746501974>28 yo woman with no kid/s and/or familywashed up old hag.
>>746507965now turn off the tiktok filter
>>746515610Sega / Atlus has considered it canon, at least for the 30th anniversary.
>>746515536Is it looking like its anywhere near finished on the chinese version? I imagine not, Gachas drag that shit on for years, Gayshit Infact still isn't finished.
>>746507965>the clearly visible filterAsian women are so fake.
>>746501974At that stage cognitive and physical decline has already started.
>>746517646The story setup is for 7 major arcs and right now I think CN is on arc 5, but may still even be on arc 4. Each successive story arc has just been getting longer and longer, so unless they bum rush to the end the game probably still has a few years left.Global will eventually catch up so they may kick it into overdrive at that point.
>>746501974she's gives off huge jungle bush down there vibes
>>746517478Doesn't matter what they think. It literally cannot be possible.
>>746501974By the time you're 28 you should be a grandmother.
>>746507965Put me in that room and no one is leaving not pregnant.
>>746518937including you
>she's 28It's over.
>>746517646it's on it's equivalent of Shido's arc
>>746504362>>746504639Don't listen to this lethargic retard who mistook the effects of his internet addiction for an existential principle.
>>746507965i would impregnate every last one of them
>>746504064anything above 14 is unc>t. anime protag
>>746520018He's right though, after 25 you just slowly wither away. Your memory doesn't work as well, your body doesn't have as much energy, you bruise and bleed more easily, its all downhill.
I would take good care of older Japanese women. They are the only actual milfs. Everything else called a "milf" is a cope.
>>746520653she might as well be AI-generated at this point
>>746515610It's canon and Magatsukami is NyarlyWe won
>>746515610What they mean by this?
>>746501974what is this haircut called?
>>746504064will happen to you demoralizing faggot
>>746523518Shoujou Protagonist #3
>>746501974imagine rubbing her feet after being in those work heels/flats all day
>>746504989as shit as 2010s are it wasnt this fucking retarded with the "MUH AGE OOOOHHHH I SHOULD STOP TRYING WAAHHHHH"what caused this?
>>746525212I want to bash the head in of whoever made this
>>746525341imagine the smell
>>746525456faggot
>>746505614You're in /v/ anonThey'll do anything to not play video gamesThey value spewing out nigger faggot coded posts like the jaded losers they are
>>746501974Yes? That's expired meat. Her eggs are rotten.
>>746501974That's just femboy akechi
>>746501974best girl
>>746507965using white guy’s sperm as a moisturiser keeps you young
>>746507965pregnancyno this is not negotiable
>>746504064You start realizing the years speed up more. Ten years, ten years ago, Is different because of our personal experience of time.
>>746525437>what caused this?The absolutely bleak society we live in. The world died in 2020 and we all went to hell.
hags won
>be you>sitting on the couch after she gets home from the office>she just kicked off her work flats at the door>stockinged feet still warm, a little sweaty from being locked in those heels all day>she flops down next to you with a long sigh and drops both feet in your lap>"rub them for me, anon. my legs are killing me">you start kneading the arches, thumbs pressing into the soft soles>her toes curl a little>you try to keep it pure but your dick is already twitching in your pants>she notices immediately>smirks, then slowly drags the ball of her foot right over the bulge>rubs up and down along the shaft through the fabric>"heh… already this hard just from touching my feet?">she presses firmer, toes flexing against the head>"boys your age are so easy">keeps stroking you with her sole while you keep massaging the other foot>looking down at you with that half-lidded office-lady smile>"keep going. don’t stop until i say so"
>>746504064the nursing home known as 4chan did NOT take kindly to this post
I'm 39You don't know oldNot yet, but it's waiting for you
>>746526357>The world died in 20202012*
>>746526570I'm skeptical I'll even live to 39.
>>746526560the real nursing home is on facebook lol
>>746526476hnggggggghhh. sucks ill never be able to experience something like this.
>>746501974I was pretty washed up at 28, so that seems accurate.
yes, I love persona hags
>>746504064When you feel no different at 25 than you did at 18, you will backpedal.
>>746526682Life is what happens while you're making other plansYou'll be 40 before you know itMy advice is to try really, really hard not to recall stuff. Just being able to remember sets you apart.
>>746515130There are "people" who actually believe this
>>746507965Why do asians either age gracefully or get hit with insta-old at like 50 with no middle ground?
I turned 42 in April. Some people say I look young for my age.
>>746504362Retards actually say and believe shit like this and it will never not be hilarious
>>746526907I'm 32 years old and people still clock me in my early 20s. I hope this keeps up honestly.
>>746526814>My advice is to try really, really hard not to recall stuff.Not possible. I fail that on a daily basis. I already spaced out for a minute at work vividly remembering a moment of my life when I was 8 years old.
>>746526907?????
>>746504064Anyone I could realistically be a father to is a child. That includes teenagers. I'd say most people are still mentally childish until 23, 24, 25.
I'm 30 and i gotta say it really feels like its over
>>746526143Damn she was literally made for me. Too bad I don't play gacha games.
>>746527243
How playable is the story of P5X without investing any money? I know for all the end game gacha shit they'll be expecting you to pull the latest op banner characters that invalidate everyone else, but can you just go through the meat of the game without spending?
>>746528076You don't need to invest any money, unless you want to compete with the whales in the leadeboards. You don't get any extra rewards for that btw, besides a shitty badge. You can clear all the story without investing a cent, and you will also get a lot of jewels (paid currency) doing the palaces, side missions, synergyes, events.
>>746528424Ok next questionis funny dog persona 3 a unit I can pull
>>746528967He is in china but we're like a year behind them.
>>746529107damnAlso I know they added Miku, was she a limited time thing and no longer available till next Anniversary or something? I know that she's absurdly overpowered even as someone who knows next to nothing about the game, but I just like Migu
>>746529206Yes, Miku was a limited time unit, but since Sega has her licence she will probably rerun. You will be able to get Fuuka soon who is as strong as a navigator as Miku. Also there's Ange, another top-tier navigator.
>>746501974>>she's 28that's a grandma at this point
>>746504064zoom zoom
>>746507965I guess 57 is my age limit
>>746526143There is one hag like that on /vg/ and she still doesn't have a boyfriend at 29
>>746504064I'm old and I agree. I remember back in college a 4th year student seemed like a wise sage, modern 4th years come off as teenagers. At 25 you should have a career, starter home, and your first child. Modern living had made this near impossible, but it's still how it should be.
>>746515610guh.....
>>746529710I don't believe that
>>746525437I already gave up on life In 2011 when I was in my first year of middle school, no demoralization needed. Life honestly just sucks now.
>>746527243I wouldn't mind living in her database wow wow.
>>746529710I could fix her.
>>746501974>28yikes>>746507965>3DPD yikes
>>746529912Wait a minute, the data's all gone!
>>746501974For a woman yes that is washed. Her peak was a decade ago
>>746504989It’s better than thinking you’re child at 24 and the day you turn 25 you’re an adult
Earlier on you think age is a big factor for the peak of a woman.When you're older you realise:Women never peak.
>>746520438None of them are able to get pregnant. They’re too old
You DO apply sunscreen daily and tretinoin every night, right /v/?
>>746501974Doesn't life basically end after high school for the Japanese? It kind of makes sense theyed call someone a hag thats in their mid 20s. I guess to them thats old, here in America being in your mid 20s is young as fuck until you hit a out 35+. But its an obvious difference in culture.
>>746530529Yes, afterwards you become a corporate slave who works 14 hours a day and your only fun is drinking with coworkers and visiting soaplands.
>>746526923theyre attention seeking fags that always gets easy (you)s
>>746501974
>>746530975I love thirsty hags.
>>746530529maybe thats why this board keeps viewing 20s as old as they keep thinking theyre japanese kek
may i remember whenI was 28, all my cousins and friends already had children by that time, when I reached 30 I was feeling existential dread, now I'm 35 and don't give a fuck no more.
>>746518512Why wouldn't it be? It is a parallel universe and at worst they can just pull a >protagonist wipes out their world to save everyone so nothing ever happened in the real timelineJust like FGO did.
There's a very real possibility FeMC and Ken will be released within weeks of each other
>>746530672>afterwards you become a corporate slave who works 14 hours a daycomplete meme btw japanese aren't even top10 when it comes to working hours, americans work more than the japanese
Age is just a number unironically, at the end of the day what matters is how young your body looks and feels, and how much money you have for your age
>>746525212>The love interest < Her best friendlol, also bitch curls sex. examples???
