Woweeeeee... THIS is what shmup players look like?!?!?! Mayhaps these "shooting games" are worth my interest after all...?
>Horizontal>not danmakuhow about nyo
>>746586032Big male hands.
>>746586032Yes, they are all 40 years old plus
Now add the DLSS5 filter.
sex with girls like this goes crazy btw iykyk
do japanese foids also pretend that they like videogames and other geeky stuff like westoid attentionwhore foids?
>>746586032What the fuck is going on with the P2 side controls
>>746586032stand back chud, this is what a REAL woman looks like
>>746586229I see this as an absolute win.
>>746586668Why would they need to pretend? Women have been propping up otaku media in Japan for decades as birth creators and consumers. No one spends more money on nerd shit in Japan than yumes and fujos.
>>746586032>GradiusHell yeah, girl's got good taste!
>>746590936Literally the most basic bitch SHMUP. The Super Mario Bros of SHMUP world
>>746592258>the smb of shmups is one of the most unforgiving series of games ever madeuhh based
>>746586226yup
>>746586229>doesn't immediately proposelow test
how do i market a shmup? asking for a friend
>>746586032whats with her eyes
This thread is fucking terrible.
>>746592258why do people capitalize shmup
>>746593384because it's an acronym, retard
>>746589192if you want to talk like that, please do it on reddit
>>746586229Just say "nice" you fuckin pussy
>>746586032>picking up a hobby because women play itYeah you will die alone.
>>746593557What does each letter stand for?
>>746593936SlaughterHateMurderUxoricidePlague
>>746586229She doesn't look younger than him. As an old man I can spot the symptoms of age, despite the mountain of make-up. Look at the skin between her nose and cheeks, it's a dead giveaway.
>>746586226made for optimal stick handling
Revisiting touhou has really illustrated to me how great 5 and 6 are and how shit pretty much everything after that isThe music is still great for many games but the gameplay really takes a nosedive after 6 where it starts to lean really heavily into the "thread your wacky hitbox dot through microscopic gaps in rice bullets that move even slower than you do"
>>746592258Let's see your 1CC video of gradius 3 on arcade.
>>746594768I have come around to 7. Mystic Square I like, but it's impossible to see enemy bullets once your own bullets are fully upgraded. It just covers the screen.
>>746593936SHooteMUP
Gradius is the most awful shitslop. No intelligent person likes that series.
>>746596245Then it would be ShMUpThe point stands, why are you capitalizing every letter?
>>746596461it looks better
>>746596193It's definitely not as bad as the later ones for the snail bullets thing. I'm not really in love with the scoring system either though, the way it wants you to stay unfocused as much as possible makes it feel really bad to play and it also feels kind of at odds with the "clear boss phases as quickly as possible for a bigger bonus" thing established by the previous games.>but it's impossible to see enemy bullets once your own bullets are fully upgraded. It just covers the screen.Yeah it's especially a problem with Mima who is unfortunately the best character by a mile
>>746586229>Weebs go to Japan to hire prostitutes like the anime from rental girlfriend and record themselves for social media
>>746596743You know what looks even better? "shmup"
>>746586229>i'm 40Ain't no way , no wonder the hags are so uppity about asia
most likely i'm wrong but r-type isn't a shmup
>>746597707Why would it not be one?
>>746597782its horizontal?
>>74658603229" CRT tube will melt her facial makeup after multiple loops
>>746597928????????
>>746598463
>>746598463it's shot em UP not shoot em sideways rofl
>>746598679Ah yes shoot em right or shite for short.
>>746586032They actually look like this.
Whats up with these generals where it's really lame unfunny shitposting over and over and no one discusses anything? Why does mono do this?
>>746599538(male)
when is AI slop going to be a bannable offense
>>746600215do you want a real answer or are u just complaining like a faggot?
>>746600215The only people still hanging around here can't do anything other than shitpost. Every game brought up in these threads is just going to be trash.
>>746601027post mushi futari stage 3 clear NOW
>>746601051You spent 6 months trying to 2-all Salamander 2 and harassing actual players, and I got it in a week.....
>>746601148>harassing actual playersi never. learn to read the room.
Has anyone ever tried using STG Builder to do anything? Is it easy to use?
>>746601271Yeah you did and your channel is even full of videos of you harassing people
>>746601440release the googledoc.
>>746601286I picked it up because I was hoping to quickly and easily prototype scoring systems by adding them on to the demo project. I'm not gonna make my actual game in it, I just need an existing barebones game to slap the systems onto and see if they're fun. The demo project is incredibly barebones so I'm hoping I can find a more fleshed out community made one or something, but yeah, the software seems pretty easy to use if you have the brain for codeless stuff. Kaikan was made with it and that's a 10/10 game with a lot of wacky boss patterns and mechanics, so if all of that is possible I imagine pretty much anything within reason you want to do will be.
>>746600215The bulk of these threads is just one grating faggot bumping them over and over.
>>746597456But how does that personally affect you
>>746588989Which one is the woman?
>>746605613Shouldn't you be focusing on epic battle fantasy
>>746606318wut
>>746586229>Yes, they are all 40 years old plusAnd to top it all off, that's actually a S. Korean man.
>>746586032Why does that entertainment center look so weird
>>746586032Is this actually what computers looked like in the 80s
>>746586229Everything on social media is 100% true and genuine and done in complete honesty.
>>746608820>>746608879Zoomers have never seen a console kisosk damn
>>746586032>game overlol get gud scrub
Shmupfags dont play on these 15fps poverty kiosks. These are for niggers in california. Shmup chads have been playing on pc since the early days. This bitch is larping.
>>746586226Perfect for my big male penis
>>746586229Women always lie about their age. Add another 8 years, minimum.
>normalfags ruined /v/damn was he right?
I still can't even 1CC it on normal mode.
>>746608727lmao
>>746609180this is the type of person whose mind is blown by watching morkslop
>>746601286Why not just use raylib? Fast, lightweight, not too bad for 2D.
>>746600215>>746601027What would you like to discuss? Streaming WoW? Puzzle Quest achievements? Your 2-7 win rate in Dota 2?
>>746586195Gradius 2 Gofer > 90% of bullet hells
>>746612332NTF (not that faggot) Why was Crimzon Clover the last good arcade shmup to release? Touhou has been keeping the genre afloat for so long it has become the genre. Atlus holds IP and does nothing but release an inferior version of dodonpachi to what we already had. Does this genre have a future without doujin games and indie devs having any interest in it? Are western graphics really compatible with danmaku or are they merely second best imitations that need to be left in the gutter? Why did Jaimers abandon us?
>>746609771That would be me, the guy who can't 1CC Toehoe 7. He's the reason I gave this genre another try.
Whatever happened to the poster who beat eosd6 for the first time then beat lunatic like a week later?
>>746614331Dunno but that sounds pretty based.
>>746586032Post the webm of that model getting manhandled at the jojo arcade
>>746586668She's on the hardest level of Gradius so I'd say she's not pretending
>>746614426yeah we both got 1cc on normal at the same time and I moved on but he stuck with it and just cleared every fuckin difficulty lmao.
>>746597606That just looks like grandpa is trying to call me a schmuck again.
>>746596374touhou "fan" detected(has never played the games)
>>746592258>Literally the most basic bitch SHMUP.I don't care about crazy hard shmups. I just want to blow up those Moai stone heads, it's so damn satisfying for some reason :3
I failed as usual because I'm genetically incapable of being good at video games.
>>746616393get over your fear of using bombs.