It will unironically surpass the original OoT and mindbreak /v/.
Why? Most of /v/ are Nintendo and Zelda fans.
>>746592798It's easy to mindbreak /v/. You just have to put a black person or a woman they can't jerk off to in a game.
I just hope it wins GOTY. The butthurt will be massive
>releasing in a few months>0 (ZERO) gameplay shown so farIt's just blatantly obvious it's indian outsourced crap that is just going to be the original game thrown into a UE5 reskin with updated controls.
Nobody is talking about it and nobody owns a Switch 2 to play it. Nintendo is completely dead.
>>746592837Most of V are fake fan cubies and ootsnoys who only like Nintendo games from their choldhoods and unironically say shit like “Mario mandate”
>>746592798happy for you, I'll still stick to the original
>>746593037It's really wild that they would do this to such a beloved game in the franchise, but what else were they going to do? They had to pop ult to stay relevant in a post-GTA6 world.
>>746592798You unironically have to be a shiteater to believe this.
>>746593254kys switchsnoy
>>746592798every Zelda since then has surpassed it already
>>746592798>It will unironically surpass the original OoTThat hurdle is touching the ground.
If this is shit, its a very bad omenBotw/odyssey may very well be the last ever good nintendo games to be releasedThe talent is gone
Gonna be funny when Totkcucks have to pretend to like traditional Zelda after spending a decade shitting on the old formula.
>>746592798Nintendo wouldn’t tease it if it’s 1:1slop, right? It would be incredibly disappointing.
>>746592798So many worries I have lol>1:1 gameplay like what Star Fox did but fancy graphicsThis would actually be a disappointment. As much as I love OoT, it’s still a 90s designed game and the scale is tiny compared to later games. >actually be a new game, similar to RE2 remakeThen I worry how gay/lame it’ll be, like black/brown Kokiri/Hylians inserted into the world, Modern dialog, censorship, etc. It just feels like EVERYTHING of our childhood memories is being repurposed to be lame and/or gay. And then franchise releases take longer and longer.It sucks how much I was looking forward to Zelda games after TP, just for it to be unrecognizable. Did you know the last time there was a unique 2D Hyrule overworld was Minish Cap?
>>746595395Its "reborn" so that must mean a balanced and tasteful.uodate of gameplay along with expanded content and new areas while faithfully retaining the character, spirit and feel of the original
>>746595395it will obviously undergo a botw/totk-ification and become modernized shell of its former self
>>746595624They.aren't introducing climbing or removing item gating
>>746592798>It will unironically surpass the original OoTsimply impossible. The original was a watershed moment in gaming, no matter what they do with the remake, they cannot replicate that.
>>746595608I thought Arabs weren't white but now I know I'm a true Aryan.
>>746592798I just hope it wins goty. Not because it means anything, but I want the gta6 outrage
>>746592798If it isn't better than a 25+ year old game that would be a fuckup of catastrophic proportions. 25 years of tech progress and homework to copy. Negative amount of excuses.
>>746592798The graphics look terrible and Sheik will be a disgusting woman instead of a hot man.
Zoomers are too young to remember OOT already got a remake in 2011 that no one gave a fuck about
>>746592798No one cares about your game that isn't GTA 6.
>>746595930Er, shiek was a girl in mens clothesSorry sweatie, maybe you would orefer a gay game
>>746595969that was closer to a remaster than a remake
>>746595832I intentionally said Hylians/Kokiri because I know about the Gerudo. Thanks for confirming you are Arab, because of your low IQ, probably from the inbreeding.
>>746592798The fact they haven't shown anything means it's going to be forgotten about in 2 weeks.
>>746596121Unless you’re referring to the image. Then I apologize. I’m on edge atm
>>746596121Gerudo are somali / eritrean with native american and mexican characferistics
>>746596109And how do you know what this will be
>>746592798If by that you mean a bunch of people who have never played the original game will glaze the fuck out of it and say the original sucks just like with every other remake that comes out, then you'd be right.
>>746592837No, the only thing /v/ enjoys are train wrecks.
>>746596174they're probably embarrassed by how jeetified it looks
>>746596196How long have you been edging?
>>746592798No, actually it will ironically surpass the original OoT.
>>746596229meds
It'll do well because Nintendo fan boys are fucking idiots that eat up tech 5 generations old for current generational pricing.Their games and tech are low effort. Just enough to get people interested but not enough to be actually good.
>>746592798It's going to be a shitty remaster that adds nothing and wastes everybody's time. Tendies will defend it anyway.
>>746592798I unironically want it to look awful like it was made by the "nintendo hire this man" user just for the memes lmao
>>746596336thanks eric, btw your mom said she caufht you stealing from her ourse against to pay for estrogenshits low man
>>746596268Just got nothing going on atm. In a weird spot where everything is done, but no desire to start something new to work on.
>>746596325Blown the fuck out
>>746596196I'm talking about the image. Getting this emotional over a video game is kind of cringe and I say this as an autist who would spend his whole childhood larping Link.
Why do Nintendo fans use the term mindbreak so much? Literally three Nintendo threads with that phrase in the catalogue.
>>746596507quote me saying what the remake would be. I accept your concession in advance
>>746596325You know because of your meds?
>>746596080Zelda knew how disgusting the female species is and used magic to transform herself into a man.
>>746596572nintendo adults have a giant victim complex. they scour youtube for shit like nintendeen videos, literally no one on /v/ watches this fat retard, but they spam his thumbnails and gossip about it every day
>>746594010>ball and gun normalfag shit>challenging any standardsLol
>>746592798No remake has ever surpassed the original though...
>>746596805that's where you're wrong, kiddo
>>746593037I feel like the Star Fox got more love than this game. It's insane how this game is only 3 months away from being released and we only know how Link looks.
>>746592798It will certainly mind break me, but not for those reasons... When I step out in hyrule field and see a ubisoft tower to climb.... that will break me.
It'll be gay as fuck.
>>746592798I hope so, original is unplayable garbage.
>>746596550It’s moreso just anger at the pervasion from Western developers and companies fucking with gaming. And not even just “woke” shit, but as normies joined in with shit like the “gun and ball” types. Then the HD era where investors saw CoD make a lot of money, so they set that as the baseline goal, before the marketplace shifted to digital, so lower tier franchises would be fucked over because middling sales from physical was a deathwish (Ace Attorney didn’t localize 3 games at the time, Fire Emblem nearly died, stuff like that).Then come 2020+ when you have this new raped generation being pandered too, basically tourists now demanding franchises cater to their sensibilities. It’s just all gay now. And that’s what is tiring.
>>746592798Why would I not want it to surpass OoT?OoT is an amazing game. An even better game would be awesome.
>>746597104Video games have been gay now for at least a decade now. We live in the era of PC ports and price hikes forcing people to play through backlog. The newest games kids play now is Fortnite and the entire industry is on the brink of collapse. Just download Ship of Harkinian and don't bother even thinking about modern games.
>>746592798they're going to fuck it up beyond all recognition.
They either keep the Water Temple the same and zoomers hate it.Or they change it and ruin the whole game.
>>746597605Navi will chip in with "maybe you should find a way to lower/raise the water" when needed
Man with how little has been shown i can see it going either way. I can't wait for the bait and switch when link stands up out of bed and pokemon trainers into toy link and its revealed to be a grezzo project the entire time.
>>746597925My genuine reaction to that. I’ve theorized for over a year that Monolith would be doing the next main Zelda, and that would just be so depressing to me that I wouldn’t recover.
>>746597605Did people who only played the 3ds version still complain about the Water Temple? Aside from maybe looking for that one key all the QoL features made the temple a much more smooth experience.
>>746598196Oot 3d sold 6.44 million copiesOot 64 sold 7.6 million copiesoot reborn will likely sell 10-20 million
>>746598726It'll sell less than the 3DS version.
>>746598726Lmao ridiculous cope
>>746592798The Ganondorf fight is ping pong. That's not hard to beat
>>746598958shut up eric. Switch2 will sell 100-200m over tge next decade
>>746598958Link's Awakening HD sold 7 mil, Snoy.
>moar sales = bettererare you fags indians or something?
>>746592798"Surpassing the original" is the bare minimum expectation when they want me to buy a remake of a 30-year-old game. I already have the original. It had fucking BETTER surpass it if they want me to spend money on it.
>>746598806How much did the Star Fox remake sell in-comparison to the n64 version?
>>74660076564: 4 million3DS: 1 millionS2: Not clear yet as sales picked up after word of mouth, so possibly 2 million by the next count.
>>746601437Star Fox fans are more well-adjusted compared to Zelda fans according to extreme anecdotal experience so it could go either way in-regards to OoT. Newer Zelda releases proof that Breath of the Wild hype can only go so far.
>Nintendo games are evergreen masterpieces>but they're also putrid and unplayable and need to be remade every other generationSo which is it?
>>746602256Whichever lets me win the argument today.
>>746602256Don't know, you should ask Nintendo since they're the ones who decided to remake it.
>>746602256Ocarina of Time objectively aged pretty poorly and started a lot of trends people hate in modern gaming (overly drawn tutorials, forced interruptions) clunky controls, and doesn't even look particularly good. Which makes it more annoying that the remake isn't going to fix any of this (at best you'll get slightly more fluid controls) and is actually just going to double down on the worst aspects of the gameplay while somehow looking even worse.
>>746596234(Just like with FF7) this will serve to tell apart players who actually like the videogame and unplayers who don't.
>>746602572But FF7 was never good. If anything, the remake is faithful to it by being dogshit as well.
>>746602504go to bed eric, so negative when you're sleepy
>>746602572I wish you could sue Square Enix for calling FF7 a remake because it literally isn't and entirely changes the plot in the most fanfic way possible.
>>746592798We'll see. Pray of me it's convinced it'll be a 1:1 remake which would be hilarious. MM's better anyway
nintendo direct showing the game and announcing the special edition console next week, right?
>>746592798Its existence mindbroke me already
>>746602904There'll be a Direct.Whether they save all the fun for a separate Zelda 40th Anniversary Direct is another question though.
>>746592798It's going to make GTA 6 look like a joke. But honestly Tears of the Kingdom, Xenoblade trilogy, and Mario Kart World already have better open world tech than rockstar
>>746592837Only if they're exactly the way I remember them from childhood
>>746602650The best thing about FF7 was the battle system, and hilariously the remakes totally scrapped it and replaced it with a dog shit action slop experience. And not even good action gameplay, it's bad.
>>746592798I think people excited for this remake are Chasing a dragon. There is no remake that will be able to top OoT.
>>746602742It made me realize this weird phenomenon where people will play a game, literally NEVER replay to it for some reason, and "long" for a mythical legendary giga epic version with infinite scope to properly "convey" what the game "was meant to be" that they created in their minds over time (that never existed) and isn't even close to what the actual fucking game even is like (it's just a good videogame, nothing more nothing less), and as soon as something that remotely looks like that fanfic they've always dreamed of they completely ditch the idea of the original game ever existing at all. People will treat old games like it's living in the middle ages and something you can't ever possibly experience at any cost until they're released again.And then the "remake" comes out and it's basically nothing like the original game so what the fuck did those people even care about in the first place? They don't even liked that much to the point where they never bothered replaying it.People consoom and move on. And with OOT I suspect the same thing will happen to some degree. As soon as the remake drops, barely anyone will talk about the original game, they just want to talk about "the idea" of the game.
>>746603225It's funny how much the FF fanbase shat on XV and praised Rebirth despite FF7R doubling down on everything they hated about XV and without even the benefit of having interesting characters.
>>746592798I'm actually looking forward to an adaptation of OOT... but a remake sounds kinda fucked.
>>746603417Unlike 7R the Ocarina of Time remake looks like shit. Do people still talk about the Star Fox remake? I think millennials will go back to praising the N64 version. The only way I can see the new version of Ocarina of Time lasting a long time is if they add cut content.
>>746592798I wonder at what extent the absurd hyperbole jumps the shark and retards on /v/ stop falling for it.
It will be called woke when people discover Sheik is trans
>>746592798Only if they:Improve the dogshit combatAdd more shit into the worldImprove the mediocre storyImprove the all puzzles
>>746592798I am genuinely scared anon. OoT is easily top 5 games of all time, the 3D version already took part of its soul and I am afraid this time they will kill it.At least we will have a grasp about it on September 10th...
>>746603938If they turn Sheik into a man again I will actually play the game.
>>746604072>OoT is easily top 5 games of all timelmao
>>746603958>Improve the mediocre storyWithout removing anything, how do you suggest this?
>>746603601>Do people still talk about the Star Fox remake?yes there's one dedicated autist who insists this remaster is a system seller
>>746604072Why are you scared? Kids don't care about Nintendo anymore outside of Mario and Pokemon, this game won't even be remembered.
>>746604229Kids deserve their own games and not our reheated nachos.
>>746604519Compared to the slop being pushed today, reheated nachos would be more nutritionally sound.
>>746604519Kids deserve a functioning society and not a technological hellscape where every experience in the world is reduced to some sort of social experiment to get views. Multiplayer games like Fortnite and Roblox are the only games kids play, and that's because there are a lot better dopamine frying slop that exists for kids now than video games.
>>746592798you could breath too much and /v/ would have a melt down. as if that is anything special.
>>746604072>OoT is easily top 5 games of all timeFor it's time, but not anymore.
>>746606425I see people say this all the time, but they never mention a better game
>>746606886Minecraft and Terraria easily run circles around it.
>>746606886The Mark of Kri
>>746592887>black >person
>>746606886Link's Awakening, Majora's Mask, and Wind Waker alone are better games. Add the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon DS games and you get 5 better games before even going outside of Nintendo.
>>746607291>Add the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon DS gameunfathomably based
>>746592798They won't be able to resist meddling with it and fucking it up.
Show us the Great Fairies and the Gerudo, Nintendo.
>>746607643
>>746606886>I see people say this all the timeOnly /v/ (a minority) says it.
>>746607291>Wind WakerLMAO
They already butchered it with the 3DS version. This time they will kill OoT for good.
>>746592798They still aren't over Totk, it will ruin them
>Nintendo making an OoT remake>BotW nindians try to save ninzzat and claim it as their own
>>746606886Fortnite
Nintendo, I better see squads of evil Gerudo Thieves chase after a little white Hylian boy in this remake.
>>746595624>it will obviously undergo a botw/totk-ificationGood
>>746595608>this is what /pol/ brain rot looks like
>>746612904>what was your favorite part of BotW?>the sales, duh!!!the PS2 really fucked you guys up badly
>>746612969>The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
>>746603225>The best thing about FF7 was the battle systemRight...
>>746603429>people hated xv for the hold 1 button to attack and dodge, infinite item spamming (even when you die you can still use items to revive yourself), and magic being grenades>FF7R (which has none of this) apparently doubled down on xv's gameplayYou never played XV.
>>746613406>posts a game that isn't ootWow you sure showed me.
>>746613406Echoes of Wisdom at least had the dark skinned Okinawan-like Hylians be only in the seaside town, like Lurelin Village in BotW. That I can be okay with, but I worry they will just throw in random blacks through, especially the Kokiri. Ugh.
>>746613121>what was your favorite part of BotWThe combat, puzzles, exploring the world.
>>746613725You can't show gameplay of a remake that doesn't exist yet, and to think it's only 3 months away.
>>746613749>is that a dark skin character in MY ZELDA GAME? AHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
>>746613908Imagine if they had white Gerudos randomly appear in the game? He's right in that it's dumb.
>>746613504why can't you show the full fight or any other fight?
>>746613908those look more like arabs or spaniards, not niggers
>>746612969BotW started it, as this anon mentioned. >>746613749The point is, there’s a concerted effort with fictional media of just throwing every one of our irl races just randomly mixed in, and it’s even happening in Japanese games too (look at Xenoblade 3 adding in blacks, and what’s funny is Taion was originally white, so it’s literally DEI). Western examples like Fable, Lord of the rings show on Amazon just throwing in blacks as elves, the house of the dragon show, nu-Odyssey, etc. it’s literally forced DEI that’s in every form of entertainment, and it started in games since 2022.
>>746592798Impossible, your average nostalgia fag will reject anything but the original. Just look at Morroboomers for an example.
>>746613908>specifies Hylians, and someone still brings up Gerudo as a “gotcha”. Do any of you have an IQ that isn’t double digit?
>>746592798>no native PC releaseHow about Nintendo can fuck off.
>>746613908Called it way earlier lol>>746596121This happened an old thread a couple months ago. What he’s gonna do is double/triple down just posting Gerudo pics.
>>746596572It's pretty much what the other anon said. Sony fanboy threads are not a natural occurance outside of rare instances like Astro Bot, but tendies would have you believe that /v/ is praising sony 24/7 and that only playstation glazers could dislike the Switch 2.Even if they were left completely alone with each other they would invent or falseflag as some schizo they can shift the blame onto
OoT isn't really anything special to begin with, if anything a remake will just expose that
Modern audience will get super bored if the game is a straight 1:1 with no expanded content or updated mechanics.
>>746596483I actually do have stuff to do but over stimulus due to a bunch of random events outside of my control has left my brain completely mush and now browsing /v/. Hopefully you find something cool.
>>746614303This. To normies Zelda started at BOTW.
>>746614329Nigga that was 5 hours ago
>>746614490I went outside and touched grass for a bit but I'm back now with my brain sadly still mush.
>>746614468>what do you mean I'm just riding a horse for 45 seconds>where's the inventory management due to weapon durability>where's the skill battle against 5 jobbers>where's the hunger and thirst gameplaysoviets and americans should have loosed the nukes 40 years ago man
>>746614608The only games kids are touching with the gameplay you described is Minecraft. Breath of the Wild is far too outdated and on top of that it's a single player game.
>>746614762What’s even sadder is kids born 2008+ would only know Zelda as BotW and TotK. My cousin fits that exact scenario, he’s in college now. Like damn. Kid only knew Minecraft and Fortnite.
We get new remake lolis now, so that's nice.
>>746614762>Breath of the Wild is far too outdatedthis was a hunch I started to have back in ~2021-2022 - that time would NOT be kind to BotW or its core formula. Just short of a decade, I feel like I'm starting to be vindicated.
>>746613942Weren't there some white gerudo in BotW?
>>746615782The only people proclaiming that BOTW was always bad outside of /v/ are the same YouTube fags who've been shitting on it since the beginning. Meanwhile every chink or gook FOTM that this shithole salivates over continues to copy half its mechanics.
>>746613980>look at Xenoblade 3 adding in blacksXeno series always had them in it secondary.
>>746616304With the big noses and fat lips? And you skipped over the part where I said Taion was originally designed as white and everything else I said. Going after one thing as a “gotcha” does nothing for you. Shows you have no argument.
was this remake really necessary?
